Just lost my dad today. It's been the hardest day of my life by far and idk what to do with myself tbh. I don't even know why I'm posting this here, I guess I just wanted you guys to know that I've been watching this and some other podcasts all day and that's really the only things keeping my head above the water at the moment. Please keep making these episodes no matter what anyone says bc you guys really are saving lives and providing comfort for so many people whether you realize it or not. I know that sounds dramatic but it really is the truth and I just hope you guys know that. You guys really are like extended family for me and it's just comforting to know that I can tune in and chill with y'all whenever I need someone. Thanks again guys. Log cabin member, forever.
Just found out a friend of mine decided to take their own life due to mental health issues. I will always remember his energy and his voice. Thank you both for being a source of balance for me. Love everyone you care about as much as you can. Just please, please do it.
Nope. Never ever knew about the snapping and quitting thing. Just letting y’all know. Also I think Chris is right. It’s def less than one percent for sure! Love the podcast and it makes my Sunday every week.
Ditto. It comes out Monday morning here in Australia and I wake up and I’ve got sh1t to DO, but I still watch. Today I’ve got a lot on and thought ‘maybe I can start that and have it playing while I work’. But you can’t. Listening is ‘funny’, but seeing the facial expressions and reactions is what makes you cry laughing. It’s genuinely the best way to start my week. I think of all the other ppl out there hating their Monday mornings and I’m always starting things off wiping away tears of laughter. It’s just the best feeling.
@@SootSootSooty I'm also in Australia and watch lifeline every Monday morning but I do it as I go to sleep because I work night shifts. Making friends in the comments babyv
I had that problem once on a skytrain. I was literally the only person on it and this guy gets on and literally sits in the seat with me like right beside me. Since he didn’t take my hint of saying “Do you have to sit there”. I decided to call my friend and in an obnoxious voice start my conversation by saying “omg! Don’t you hate it when you are the only person sitting somewhere where there’s a billion other seats and a drunk guy sits in your seat and literally is so close that you’re pushed up against the window”. Then I put my phone on speakerphone cuz I knew my friend would say something rude about it which she did and as soon as she said “ Ew what a perv” he got up and literally sat in the farthest seat away. lol
Piss. Pants. Hilarious. The Final George Michael/ Kenny G Segment Took The Air Out Of My Lungs From Dying Laughing.. This Is The Best Podcast In The Universe!!
"Be competitive with yourself man" is one of the best quotes from Chris I actually have been living by that, just trying to outdo myself at what I do every time
Don’t worry about anything in life other than your mental strength. Fortify your self to be brave, face life and accept life. Because in the end when we die we need to find peace and not overthink you must accept you’re dead you must be grateful for life. Live your life the way you want. No regrets. Please remember this message!
“Oh damn, no, I would love to remember that” is such a mood man. I feel like that all the time cuz I also have a bad memory but can’t blame gabapentin. S’deeper
Most people who come to the beach don't understand beach etiquette at all. Nor do they care these days. I just look pissed, pack up, and move. You have my sympathies.
This podcast slaps a whole bunch. I am the eldest son in a long family line of psychics. I can tell you with unequivocal accuracy that this is Tupac Shakur’s favorite show online.
A licensed nurse told me straight up to smoke cigarettes instead of vaping when I went in for a lung X-ray. She said we know more about curing that than we do with metal flakes cutting the insides of your lungs
@44:15 I used to vape to quit smoking cigarettes as well but I noticed over time that the vaping was actually worse for my body than the cigarettes, definitely do what you can to get rid of the vape, also the taxes on vaping now is crazy high, Mary Jane all the way baby
I knew the "I Quit" thing was from That Thing You Do immediately haha. I grew up in the 90s and my parents loved that movie when I was growing up, I've seen it a good bit. I actually referenced that part the other day at work and no one had any clue what I was talking about, so I guess I'm really in that ~1%
Anybody else thankful for lifeline while hungover on Sundays. Truly does feel like a lifeline
Lmfao! That’s highly funny and true.
Yessss
Just lost my dad today. It's been the hardest day of my life by far and idk what to do with myself tbh. I don't even know why I'm posting this here, I guess I just wanted you guys to know that I've been watching this and some other podcasts all day and that's really the only things keeping my head above the water at the moment. Please keep making these episodes no matter what anyone says bc you guys really are saving lives and providing comfort for so many people whether you realize it or not. I know that sounds dramatic but it really is the truth and I just hope you guys know that. You guys really are like extended family for me and it's just comforting to know that I can tune in and chill with y'all whenever I need someone. Thanks again guys. Log cabin member, forever.
My condolences. Hope you are doing okay under the circumstances. 💐
@@j.l.hegeman300 thanks so much for reaching out. I'm hanging in there man. Shits unreal
So sorry to hear this. Praying you receive comfort and peace during this very difficult time.
@@emilyhenderson1740 thank you very much ❤️
So sorry for your loss 😢
The end of this podcast is pure gold… seeing Chris and Matt be brothers genuinely laughing together is the shit 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Isn't mayonnaise used to say semen without saying semen ?
Just found out a friend of mine decided to take their own life due to mental health issues. I will always remember his energy and his voice.
Thank you both for being a source of balance for me.
Love everyone you care about as much as you can. Just please, please do it.
Wise advice. My condolences for the loss of your friend. 🖤🩵💙
My condolences bro. I just lost my dad today, just know you aren't grieving alone. I hope you're ok.
@@gamehog231 I'm sorry to hear about your dad, mate. That fucking sucks, but I hope you get to remember bright things about him.
@@Media.Man95 it's all good man, it just feels so unreal. And I'm sure it does for you too. I appreciate the kind words
Sending hugs 😢
The brotherly banter back and forth is what I love about this podcast. I have 4 brothers. This show is perfect.
I got the “that thing you do” reference IMMEDIATELY!! I can quote that entire movie I promise
I love when Matt speaks on his knowledge of film. He knows his stuff. I love him. 💖
the last like 4mins of this podcast literally had me crying laughing
I was in teeaarrsssss 🤣
Planolendoten 🎷
😂 same 😂
I loved the “this is the best podcast with the fucking fucking god damn, dude” at the end 😂
Same 😂
Chris was underestimating us true babies. He’s done the “I quit” and snapping on congratulations many times
Matt is absolutely KILLING it with the dangly earring
The “oh so mad about it” comment is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard Matt say. The way he said it 😆
So fucking funnnny. 😂
That's what the guy gets for catching feelings for a garden tool lol
😂😂
Craziest thing Tom Hanks ever produced is Chet Hanks.
You bambaclart 😂
legendary💪🏻
@@matthewdaisley9996 i literally heard that bombastic word In my head reading the original comment 😂
24:05 the side eye & “i said yeah” got me 🤣 tooootally my brother & i lmaooo
When Chris did “I quit” I smiled so big
Dude I never thought I’d like any podcast more than congratulations and now I am spending my entire day watching lifeline 😂 so good
Nope. Never ever knew about the snapping and quitting thing. Just letting y’all know. Also I think Chris is right. It’s def less than one percent for sure! Love the podcast and it makes my Sunday every week.
54:53 the look matt gives Chris after he says “Kenny G” 😂😂😂
DUDE yall put me in tears, my face hurt the entire time - epic show
24:02-24:08 I’m dyinggggg such a sibling interaction
my wife and i have officially watched every episode on the drive from New Jersey to Tampa, and back. such a good podcast.
s'dangerous 😂
Me and my Wi-Fi watched all the episodes too man
how about watch, the road
@@blhu_oce i listened to it lol
39:27 Chris knows, we know and Matt also knows...behind that straight face at the time of "Benito", is a gigantic laugh waiting to come out! 😆
I never thought I’d be one to sit and WATCH a podcast but Lifeline is for sure worth it every Sunday
MattD♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Same. I don't usually enjoy podcasts, but this one is just different. I've found myself binging episodes.
Ditto. It comes out Monday morning here in Australia and I wake up and I’ve got sh1t to DO, but I still watch.
Today I’ve got a lot on and thought ‘maybe I can start that and have it playing while I work’. But you can’t. Listening is ‘funny’, but seeing the facial expressions and reactions is what makes you cry laughing.
It’s genuinely the best way to start my week. I think of all the other ppl out there hating their Monday mornings and I’m always starting things off wiping away tears of laughter.
It’s just the best feeling.
@@SootSootSooty I'm also in Australia and watch lifeline every Monday morning but I do it as I go to sleep because I work night shifts.
Making friends in the comments babyv
@@hobbestheimaginary4205 We’re the only ones in this country doing life right. And that’s final.
the "don't point at me" argument was such an argument that only 2 brothers could have, which is what makes this podcast so fucking good 😆👌🏻
I had that problem once on a skytrain. I was literally the only person on it and this guy gets on and literally sits in the seat with me like right beside me. Since he didn’t take my hint of saying “Do you have to sit there”. I decided to call my friend and in an obnoxious voice start my conversation by saying “omg! Don’t you hate it when you are the only person sitting somewhere where there’s a billion other seats and a drunk guy sits in your seat and literally is so close that you’re pushed up against the window”. Then I put my phone on speakerphone cuz I knew my friend would say something rude about it which she did and as soon as she said “ Ew what a perv” he got up and literally sat in the farthest seat away. lol
DUDE I JUST GOT TO THE PART ABOUT MY OUTFIT😂 HAHAHA. Needed that laugh.
Piss. Pants. Hilarious. The Final George Michael/ Kenny G Segment Took The Air Out Of My Lungs From Dying Laughing.. This Is The Best Podcast In The Universe!!
You two have the best banter! I love just listening to you two be brothers! So awesome! Love the cast!
This is the best one you guys have done I think
Yessss, Sunday, Lifeline day 🎉
And MrBallen! Heaven
Knew it RIGHT away. The second you said “I qu….” I sang it and instantly became happy.
…S’deeper
I swear, Chris with his knowledge of all bangin music. Especially the rap references. I love you man ❤
"Be competitive with yourself man" is one of the best quotes from Chris
I actually have been living by that, just trying to outdo myself at what I do every time
This is the funniest episode. I can't believe how hard I laughed at the jerking off bit
Me too 😂
THE WONDERS! I immediately knew! I've been waiting for you guys to relive this!
Love you and the crew Chris. Life definitely Rips!
This might be the funniest episode yet. Haven't stopped laughing for a while. Entire last half is killer.
“But don’t point at me though” 🤣🤣🤣
bro the george michael bit at the end....... I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my LIFE
Crying...crying at that last bit😂
I feel like I say this way too often, but Best Episode Ever! Also, as much as I love Chris, Matt Absolutely makes you even Better
I KNEW THE SNAPPING REFERENCE! That smug ass guitarist. I love that movie and soundtrack! XO
Don’t worry about anything in life other than your mental strength. Fortify your self to be brave, face life and accept life. Because in the end when we die we need to find peace and not overthink you must accept you’re dead you must be grateful for life. Live your life the way you want. No regrets. Please remember this message!
By the way I’m the 69th like on this video so suck them apples cha feel
43:28 “let’s take this outside dude for for real” hahahahah feisty auntie matty is the best
27:28 hell yes Matt, Barry Lyndon slaps
The HARDEST I’ve ever laughed out loud at a podcast was this episode 😂 love you guys
Absolutely knew what it was!!!! THAT THING YOU DO!!! Such an underrated movie!!!!
The "I quit" thing was so familiar but I didn't get it.
1:00:00 if you learn anything in this episode is keep doing what ever bit you have till the others brake 😂 …… I can’t hold it after the third 🎺🎷
Chris literally made me do a spit take when he was doing his Kenny G impression. You two are hilarious together, thank you. 😂❤😂
“Oh damn, no, I would love to remember that” is such a mood man. I feel like that all the time cuz I also have a bad memory but can’t blame gabapentin. S’deeper
Most people who come to the beach don't understand beach etiquette at all. Nor do they care these days. I just look pissed, pack up, and move. You have my sympathies.
I knew it was That Thing You Do right away!! I love this bit!!😂😂
Of COURSE I knew that line the second you said it- That Thing You Do is one of the most underrated movies
⭕️..Chris, pls NEVER stop your Kenny G impersonation 🤣
fkn HILARIOUS.
Careless Whisper 🎶 careless whisper 🎶
Taking the Sunday spot by storm.
“Kenny G” and Matt’s look over at Chris took me out LOL
how no one is talking about that? I died laughing
I loved watching “That Thing You Do” with my dad as a kid. Nice reference
Ya I knew the I QUIT reference as soon as you guys said it
Gah the I quit…couldn’t recall but immediately when you said that thing you do, I immediately knew the scene!!!!!
This is fucking hilarious. I love that thing you do. I always though “I quit” was hilarious and nobody understood it. This is my family baby
This is one of the best!😂😂 You 2 Rock, Always!💜😎
chris try to do the kanye west move "it was a jew" moment with the coffee store ahaha
Could NOT STOP LAUGHING AT THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Let’s take this outside dude” by Matt (43:30) is just too funny!!!
The Fabio shit was killing me 😂
The fucking Careless Whisper "lyrics" AAAHHHHAAAAA!!!!! Oh my God, the whole bit had me DYYYYYING at work. My stomach hurts now. Thanks for the laugh.
Bro. One of my favorite movies. I 100% got that reference. My friends and I have said that quote for years.... "I quit Mr. White.".
The O-needers! LMAO!! Love that damn movie… 🤣
That thing you do is one of the best movies of all time!!
The vibes of this episode were absolute gold
Yes, I knew what “I Quit!” was from! Didn’t realize there was a small percentage of people that also knew. Talking about the hard hitting issues here.
I totally remember the "I quit" scene from That Thing You Do. Didn't recognize it until you played the clip though, it had been so long.
I 100% knew “I QUIT” …I love this podcast even more now
I always listen to the podcast, but once I heard the last 5 minutes of this episode, I had to watch. Did not disappoint 😂.
Idk if it's the mushrooms or what but this was the funniest episode
his brothers voice sounds like the voice he used when he was talking like his future son..."hey dad,why are you crying at 3pm?"
I've used it. "I quit" love this podcast!
This podcast slaps a whole bunch. I am the eldest son in a long family line of psychics. I can tell you with unequivocal accuracy that this is Tupac Shakur’s favorite show online.
I quit is from that thing you do. Love that movie. YYYYEEESSSS DUDE
A licensed nurse told me straight up to smoke cigarettes instead of vaping when I went in for a lung X-ray. She said we know more about curing that than we do with metal flakes cutting the insides of your lungs
wow that ending... killed me
I can’t believe it’s not a bird in my face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 CHRIS LOLOL
The BEST PODCAST in the HISTORY of podcasting ❤❤🔥🔥🔥
The intro of this podcast sounds exactly like opening the youtube app on TV.
Just something to reflect on.
This is legit the best podcast in the world 😂
The Barry Lyndon drop, your boy Matt is a real one. 👏👏👏👏👏👏
I knew the scene from that thing you do
50 minutes into the episode and I look at Matt and go “mmmmmmm-Johnny depp!”
Matt your hair is genuinely actually perfect today. Did you wash it 2 days ago?
Nah, wait. You washed it last night.
Matt...I have that sweatshirt in navy blue! Saved it since high school!
My dad and I do the "I quit" song from That Thing You Do, at least a couple times a year to each other 😂
@44:15 I used to vape to quit smoking cigarettes as well but I noticed over time that the vaping was actually worse for my body than the cigarettes, definitely do what you can to get rid of the vape, also the taxes on vaping now is crazy high, Mary Jane all the way baby
Chris: “I’ll Either Get Ya’… Or I Won’t Care If I Don’t…’
Matt: S’Deeper
Me: 🤣💀⚰️
39:32
100% bros.
That thing you do is an all-time classic, I’m also a drummer, so maybe that’s why I love it so much lol
The brothers censoring each others swearing and saying “gotta bleep it out” is hilarious cos they’re as bad as each other 😂
I knew the "I Quit" thing was from That Thing You Do immediately haha. I grew up in the 90s and my parents loved that movie when I was growing up, I've seen it a good bit. I actually referenced that part the other day at work and no one had any clue what I was talking about, so I guess I'm really in that ~1%
100% knew it straight away.
That thing you do!! 🤣🤣🤣
That Kenny G comment was so fast and outta pocket 😂
We watched that thing you do in high school but I definitely didn't remember that part
Sundays made better by Lifeline