About the nervous girl thing you guys could be wrong. My wifey was like that I had to ask her out 5 times and she kept flaking. How I solved this was I gave her an ultimatum - ok I’m going to ask you out one more time and if you flake again I’ll never contact you again and no hard feelings and guess what?! We have been together for ten years! I’m so glad I put in the extra effort. Sometimes they just want to make you work for it. If someone had told me man she just doesn’t like you I wouldn’t have the best thing to ever happen to me in my life. Give her an ultimatum and see what happens ;)
The worker who is working at the Girl’s office and confused as to why she’s being weird: this one time, there was a worker at my office, installing new wiring. He was extremely attractive from a far, and I slipped him my number. Then, when he was leaving, he walked up to me, and his teeth were really bad. So when he reached out, I had to play it off and be busy. Again, girls can’t be mean, if another employee from his company came, I would probably ask how he was doing, and do the same thing. She’s not into you
50:21 id start by just starting a regular conversation with him and nonchalantly ask him what hes been doing to get back on his feet, mention how nice your cousin has been to take care of his part of the rent so long and its weighing heavy on her even though she'll never say so. See what he says to that first
@28:30 as an amazon driver a home owner got restricted from getting packages delivered to his home. There is van footage/evidence of the driver pulling up, the front door opening and the driver getting chased by the dog. the home owner didn’t retrieve their pet and proceeded to point and laugh😅
The confronting money issues question around 48min.. if your cousin is above 65 then call adult protective services, though i don't know how much they'll care in NYC. I'm going through the exact same situation. Otherwise your cousin needs to start the eviction process. It's a nightmare though if she won't stand up for herself unless APS can help you. Good luck😢
The black guy asking about white people and locations 😆I never knew I wondered that until he verbalized. Also, Chris is right about black people and vague responses 🕵🏻♂️ which again - didn’t realize until he said it.
@@gamerjamsonblack guys definitely do it too except in my experience they do it with where people live lol. "You know James, the one who just got back with my cousin, 3 houses down from Kayla with the red car on the corner? Well I was on my way there when I almost got hit by a red light runner"
That dude who doesnt open his mouth meant: "do i keep my head down, work on my career and work it out" (wait for it to work itself out that way!!) ... Not going to the gym and working out dudes!! come on!! LMAO, how anyone didnt 'work that out" is just straight up weird my bros!.. hahaha
The guy asking about his buddy smoking. You already went to far asking this podcast for advice. Mind ya business. Let my man smoke, cause at the end of the day, he could be smoking meth, crack, or both. Let my man live
Shout out Theo. Can y’all get Theo on for a guest spot or what. I’m sick and tired of only getting to see Theo on his own. I get it that he’s blown up and is doing his thing but Theo is a master of getting in there with the guest spot gang. Having Theo on your pod is like a feature from Eminem. It’s better. Anyway, love you guys, keep doin the damn thing.
The last dudes teeth are too far apart for his girlfriend. She’s got a cute smile and seems like a real peach and her man’s grill.. I mean this is totally a rich girls family hires a company over the summer to repair the hvac and she’s feeling rebellious and decides to slum it with old Clovis there and got knocked up and here we are. He’s got 100% Copenhagen long cut teeth. She’s cute though and god bless her for giving homeboy the box. The world could use more of her ya know. Gang
I felt so annoyed for the camera guy! I can’t stand when “friends” demand that every photo be edited or deleted because it “doesn’t make me look thin”. you’re NOT thin!!! If that’s a problem for you stop eating lol quit catfishin
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Matt D'Elia wore his cannoli shop worker shirt in this one.
Starting smoking as an adult has gotta be the most Bryan Callen thing anybody could do
The weird guy Chris was talking about was definitely David Sullivan 😂
100%
Dying at Chris's extreme "cut em out" advice. "Send em a text and block them."
Been doing HVAC for 15 years in California. Never seen a Russian.
I don’t get out of bed on Sunday until I watch this!
Weird flex but ok
@@bryanbryan6108 in my defense. I’m a 44 year old postal clerk who’s irks 6 days a week so Sundays are my lazy day anyway lol
“You should do playboy” as a compliment, had my dying. 😂😂
Matt needing all the towels, this episode ❤
I was gonna saaaaaaayyyy something a lil diffrent going on with his vibe
When your v neck has its own v neck. ..
About the nervous girl thing you guys could be wrong. My wifey was like that I had to ask her out 5 times and she kept flaking. How I solved this was I gave her an ultimatum - ok I’m going to ask you out one more time and if you flake again I’ll never contact you again and no hard feelings and guess what?! We have been together for ten years! I’m so glad I put in the extra effort. Sometimes they just want to make you work for it. If someone had told me man she just doesn’t like you I wouldn’t have the best thing to ever happen to me in my life. Give her an ultimatum and see what happens ;)
That rules 🤘
Cool story bro (actually)
This is terrible advice lol imagine saying “I’ll never contact you again” to some girl you barely know. Huge red flag. She would be so outta there.
Unfortunately your wife doesn’t love you and divorce is near
@@bryanbryan6108if a girl keeps flaking then who gives a shit if that turns her away completely? It's a win win either way
Brilliant to put this out on sundays. There is nothing else!!!
Until football😂
3 things i look forward to every Sunday: my wife’s moms cooking, drinking beer, and Lifeline
I can’t believe I have listen to this for 69 weeks
"I lost a Lotta blood" fuckin started cracking up at work
My first CD ever was Dookie by Greenday too!!
Same 😁
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger is probably the album cover you're thinking of
29:33 That 'btw' almost made me spit my drink out dying
Omg. These episodes are even better the second time around😂😂
The worker who is working at the Girl’s office and confused as to why she’s being weird: this one time, there was a worker at my office, installing new wiring. He was extremely attractive from a far, and I slipped him my number. Then, when he was leaving, he walked up to me, and his teeth were really bad. So when he reached out, I had to play it off and be busy. Again, girls can’t be mean, if another employee from his company came, I would probably ask how he was doing, and do the same thing. She’s not into you
s' uperficial
Teeth can be fixed. Being a cunt is much harder to fix. Cunt.
Why even bother then? Makes no fucking sense
My favorite 90s bands… Smashing Pumpkins, sonic Youth, Radiohead, soundgarden
The theme song slaps hard just sayin’. I always catch myself bobbin my head to it
I was just going to comment I literally sang along today. Harmonizing and all.
How’s that film set on your back goin Chris? Gotta deal with the strike or is it still rippin???
"Can't do anything now. Hands are tied now."
This is the best podcast!!!
I like golden hour
And Tim Dillion is the goat imo
Chris' hair looked really good this episode... I'm not gay
Black Gold by Soul Asylum. I think thats the song.
Love you guys
Lol,they're so funny and talk about really relatable subjects while being hilariously funny
Yoo am I wrong in thinking they never say Christian snail in this episode ?
Was the album Vitalogy (Pearl Jam?)
I was picturing the same. 💿
Ep 69 lesssgooo 🙌🏻
It's a bagel!
I wanna know EXACTLY
where I could find
a twenty dollar bill !
Nice episode
S’didn’t watch the episode in 7 minutes after it was posted.
50:21 id start by just starting a regular conversation with him and nonchalantly ask him what hes been doing to get back on his feet, mention how nice your cousin has been to take care of his part of the rent so long and its weighing heavy on her even though she'll never say so. See what he says to that first
Axe Rob absolutely killed me 😂
"Axe Rob..." 😂
"Why did he sneak in the working out thing?".... From the guy that constantly does the same thing every podcast.
Who Matt? 😉
32:17 - chris doing Jeff Bezos laugh
32:43 - Chris doing Jeff Bezos 'Hell yeah'
@28:30 as an amazon driver a home owner got restricted from getting packages delivered to his home. There is van footage/evidence of the driver pulling up, the front door opening and the driver getting chased by the dog. the home owner didn’t retrieve their pet and proceeded to point and laugh😅
She feels ok about me 🎶 na na na na
Was the album Chris was talking about Unwritten Law? Best album from 2000 white pony by the deftones.
One of the best bands for me in the 90’s was Deftones
They'd be rich from impersonating bears😂
God bless the homie Chris 🙏🏻 Jordan with the slam
Chris is talking about the album "cake fashion nugget"
Lifeline time babyyyy
The best gay couple on the Internet
It really is
They are actually brothers
Why is chris looking so extra ripped
life be rippin hard lately
He trens really hard
Leg days only!
Cuz the bitches ain’t blockin his gains
He hit a pre podcast pump
I fully expect a short of the white guy vs black guy banter with Chris' "..aight."
My favorite band is Deftones!
My boys!
The Russian maintenance guy loool so relatable
lmao Billy Crudup
The confronting money issues question around 48min.. if your cousin is above 65 then call adult protective services, though i don't know how much they'll care in NYC. I'm going through the exact same situation. Otherwise your cousin needs to start the eviction process. It's a nightmare though if she won't stand up for herself unless APS can help you. Good luck😢
axe rob aaahahaahahabaaaahahahaaaaaaaa is so true
smokers always know Puddle of Mud lyrics, and everyone knows it.
Need an update on the bum bozo who didn’t pay rent for years! 🗣️ 47:07
The black guy asking about white people and locations 😆I never knew I wondered that until he verbalized. Also, Chris is right about black people and vague responses 🕵🏻♂️ which again - didn’t realize until he said it.
Nobody does the location thing more than black guys lol this guy was literally the pot.
@@gamerjamsonblack guys definitely do it too except in my experience they do it with where people live lol. "You know James, the one who just got back with my cousin, 3 houses down from Kayla with the red car on the corner? Well I was on my way there when I almost got hit by a red light runner"
@Supergoodstudios is the black and gold album with a pyramid on it they mentioned. future leaders of the world ? 🤔
That bear is 1000% a person
That dude who doesnt open his mouth meant: "do i keep my head down, work on my career and work it out" (wait for it to work itself out that way!!) ... Not going to the gym and working out dudes!! come on!! LMAO, how anyone didnt 'work that out" is just straight up weird my bros!.. hahaha
The guy asking about his buddy smoking. You already went to far asking this podcast for advice. Mind ya business. Let my man smoke, cause at the end of the day, he could be smoking meth, crack, or both. Let my man live
Agreed. Unless you’re kissing him, you get no say
Shout out Theo. Can y’all get Theo on for a guest spot or what. I’m sick and tired of only getting to see Theo on his own. I get it that he’s blown up and is doing his thing but Theo is a master of getting in there with the guest spot gang. Having Theo on your pod is like a feature from Eminem. It’s better. Anyway, love you guys, keep doin the damn thing.
The Australian Chris was talking about has to be Jim Jefferies
My skin and spleen are in NY
I have 1 divorced friend. Lesbian. So the settling down to fast thing might be accurate (they also used to live on a boat you know... ^^)
Right out the gate wrong
Puddle of Mud was 00s
The last dudes teeth are too far apart for his girlfriend. She’s got a cute smile and seems like a real peach and her man’s grill.. I mean this is totally a rich girls family hires a company over the summer to repair the hvac and she’s feeling rebellious and decides to slum it with old Clovis there and got knocked up and here we are. He’s got 100% Copenhagen long cut teeth. She’s cute though and god bless her for giving homeboy the box. The world could use more of her ya know. Gang
The offspring album was SMASH come ooooooooon dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Meerkat’s are skinny babies is the dumbest funniest thing ever 😂 my fault for trying to picture it
4:20 Move to Detroit! It's THE place to be right now
Mudvayne, Tool, Radiohead, Local H 🤘
When Chris is right he's fucking right
"Two 40 something guys cling to their youth podcast"
The sugar ray disk was gold and black I believe
How do you let someone go years without paying rent
Great
Chris said blacks aren’t specific, but what about R&B singers?
He said “and work it out”
He didn’t say working out. He was just referencing work again. “Should I just focus on my career, and work it out.”
Nice
There are way too many points I agree with
Matt came up with the HVAC scenario a little too quickly. No one has an example like that on the ready like that.
❤
Boys ll Men, all day!
Oh, I'm jizzing.d
came
Hey buy new tee shirts kayyyyyy
Chris being sooooo sexy this episode u know
I love to bleed in new yornks but I hate to pee my pants in New York.
55:31 Blurry
69 Dudes!
Why do they look so wet? It's looks like they just got out of a pool with all their clothes on
I felt so annoyed for the camera guy! I can’t stand when “friends” demand that every photo be edited or deleted because it “doesn’t make me look thin”. you’re NOT thin!!! If that’s a problem for you stop eating lol quit catfishin
10:47 Chris really?
Runk
Linkin Park
The camera man should use photo shop and filters and charge, extra , to make people look , NOT fat.
Matt the lesbian repeater d'lia
It’s all the same crank.
Something strange is happening to matt