Noticed the accent change IMMEDIATELY and I’m glad Matt did too. The guy is a serial killer with trust issues who cuts in and out of different accents. S’True Detective season 1!
“sometimes you can fix a problem by creating another problem in order to move focus away from the initial problem and reducing the severity of it.” -Chris D'elia, or maybe Tim Dillon. idk
I bet Kristen is highly amused when watching this pod. Also can we get her on a guest as she's clearly infinitely more equipped to lend advice 😬😂 love y'all
Thee ABSOLUTE best thing to wake up to on Monday morning! My new song for the rest of time! "Wheeen the earth starts to rumble, don't take a tumble and trust in God" 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
These two are such a breath of fresh air. I know they are brothers but god damn their chemistry is just so good. So witty. The stuff that they say real quick to each other before quickly moving on is absolutely hilarious!
If only everyone knew how narrowly I missed driving straight into a parked car because I laughed so hard hearing that guy change his accent. Hoo boy. S'close
I love the ongoing bit Chris and Matt does where they one up each other in ther most hilarious competitive sibling way. And in this ep when they were talking about Calvin saying no and Matt mimics Chris saying "oh yeah?" But with a raised fist. Just the image of Matt or Chris doing this to Calvin had me dying.
This was the best episode yet (they're all great) but this was so freaking funny!!!! your brotherly dynamic is showing it's true colors. I loved it! Thank you two soooooo much for doing what you do. Always getting me laughing. Truly, Thank you
My best friend in high school started going out with a guy and I was going out with his best friend and the four of us were together a lot. A few months in (I despise that I’m about to say a term I hate) but I saw the spark in her die. It was because he was an abusive asshole. They would fight in front of me and my boyfriend and I tried to tell my boyfriend to confront his friend about it and he wanted to stay out of it. One day my best friend and her boyfriend got into a huge fight at her place and she called me crying and we ended up borrowing my dads truck to go get her boyfriend away from her and after we picked him up the guy turned to me and said I am a stupid bitch who should mind my own business. My boyfriend decided to drop me off before he took his friend home. About a half hour later he came back and said “Im really sorry about what he said to you and him and I arent friends anymore” When my friend broke up with him for good her spark returned but sadly we dont really talk anymore and I miss her. S’deeper
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing Watch you smile while you are sleeping While you're far away and dreaming I could spend my life in this sweet surrender I could stay lost in this moment forever Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure Don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating And I'm wondering what you're dreaming Wondering if it's me you're seeing Then I kiss your eyes And thank God we're together And I just want to stay with you in this moment forever Forever and ever I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing I don't want to miss one smile And I don't want to miss one kiss And I just want to be with you Right here with you, just like this And I just want to hold you close I feel your heart so close to mine And just stay here in this moment For all the rest of time Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Don't want to close my eyes Don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you (even when I dream) The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing I don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep 'Cause I'd miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing 'Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you baby And I don't want to miss a thing Don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep, yeah And I don't want to miss a thing
Damn. Chris pretty much nailed that response in the “Unsolicited Confrontations” segment. In my opinion at least because I had the exact same thoughts haha
Chris was so fucking hurt and confused when Matt said Mike's speech sucked hahahahahahahahhahahahaha he had to ask like 3 times to make sure they were both talking about the same guy haha
One minute you’re listening to Lifeline, the next minute you’re watching your 9 year old step son crushing at his Mite football practice. Life rips so fucking hard man.
I’m a painter and I was cutting in a ceiling at Gregory’s part and I laughed so hard I got wall paint all over the ceiling and had to get down off the ladder
Lifeline merch is here! lifelinemerch.com
Bring back TMP
Siiick
Agreed!
strictly hetero!
Matt saying "what a dumbass" about Calvin is the funniest shit I've heard all day 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Pure uncle energy
Dude that shit made me laugh so much! Cause I was saying the same thing 😂
29:49
Matt catching the guy switching his accent is so fucken comedy 💀💀💀
So glad he heard it cause it also confused the hell out of me first listen
I'm from the Uk and i was thinking at the beginning he was blagging the accent!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put me through a loop
s'foreign to say something is "so comedy"
Noticed the accent change IMMEDIATELY and I’m glad Matt did too. The guy is a serial killer with trust issues who cuts in and out of different accents. S’True Detective season 1!
Yes, dude!! Its the wildest shit
It’s obviously a bit…
Bruh I was like if they don't address that, it'd be the rock in my shoe all day
can't trust em!
@@NSTLgng oh you're smart. I'm smarter though because the comment is obviously playing on the bit. I'm smart you're not
The best thing about Mondays
Word to the motha.
Monday is the start of my weekend so when I get home from work in the morning all I'm waiting for is the new ep to drop.
Exactly dude start the week off right and end it on Thursday with congargulations !!!
...Is Matt blessing us with his wisdom.
More than facts
I love when Chris gives good advice at first and then completely derails
“sometimes you can fix a problem by creating another problem in order to move focus away from the initial problem and reducing the severity of it.”
-Chris D'elia, or maybe Tim Dillon. idk
“I would never fall for that!!! Yea you’re 38 HES 2”😂😂
I'm still fucking dying at that 😂
He said "what a dumbass" bruh I died
This is the best podcast since the last one. Matt is such a star ⭐️
100% agree
These fly by, for real
An hour doesn't feel long enough, but that's the hook so keep rockin
matt going "you alright?" when chris is talking about toot city has me actually dying laughing for some reason hahahaha
I just got to that! 6:22 Matt's question 🤣 Chris responds with a big stare... "You alright?" Reminds me of the way my brother and I interact.
For some reason?
Damn did u actually die?
I honestly get so sad when the episode is over.
I bet Kristen is highly amused when watching this pod. Also can we get her on a guest as she's clearly infinitely more equipped to lend advice 😬😂 love y'all
I strongly doubt she watches this
@@zaypierson6255 She actually does.
Agreed lol
I don’t know how many times I replayed the voice change. But it was a lot, and it was glorious every time!
I absolutely lost it at the accent change analysis lol
"What a dumbass I would never fall for that" I love u Matt
Thee ABSOLUTE best thing to wake up to on Monday morning!
My new song for the rest of time!
"Wheeen the earth starts to rumble, don't take a tumble and trust in God" 🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It's really dope that they got Kev from Shameless to fill in for Chris this week
“You could just be making up absolute bullsh** like that.” is the line where he started speaking with an American accent. Brilliant 😂😂😂
Thank you for picking up on it. Wish they did too haha
Absolutely mental!
As I read your comment, he said that
S'wild
These two are such a breath of fresh air. I know they are brothers but god damn their chemistry is just so good. So witty. The stuff that they say real quick to each other before quickly moving on is absolutely hilarious!
“Kodak black would sing that” SLAMMMMMMM
Am I the only one who agrees with Matt when he keeps it real with the stories of Calvin .
If only everyone knew how narrowly I missed driving straight into a parked car because I laughed so hard hearing that guy change his accent. Hoo boy.
S'close
How can anyone NOT be obsessed with you two?! Luv uguys 💋💋
When dudes accent changed, I was like “🤔🤨” and the Matt immediately mentioned it. Thought I was tripping at first lol
That guys changing voice was "ABSOLUTELY MENTAAL!!"
The way Matt looked at Chris when he realized the guys voice changed is THE BEST! Life rips y’all ❤️
I love the ongoing bit Chris and Matt does where they one up each other in ther most hilarious competitive sibling way. And in this ep when they were talking about Calvin saying no and Matt mimics Chris saying "oh yeah?" But with a raised fist. Just the image of Matt or Chris doing this to Calvin had me dying.
This was the best episode yet (they're all great) but this was so freaking funny!!!! your brotherly dynamic is showing it's true colors. I loved it! Thank you two soooooo much for doing what you do. Always getting me laughing. Truly, Thank you
chris’s shirt makes him look like when a toddler wears their dads shirt to bed and I can’t unsee it
I've already watched the entire episode and it was absolutely amazing
This episode had me hollering! I love seeing how Matt reacts to Chris's singing lol
Honestly these 2 together are gold
the opening graphics slap and the song makes me happy 🔥
Moving up there as one of the best podcasts out there now. You guys have Been killing it the last few episodes.
My best friend in high school started going out with a guy and I was going out with his best friend and the four of us were together a lot. A few months in (I despise that I’m about to say a term I hate) but I saw the spark in her die. It was because he was an abusive asshole. They would fight in front of me and my boyfriend and I tried to tell my boyfriend to confront his friend about it and he wanted to stay out of it. One day my best friend and her boyfriend got into a huge fight at her place and she called me crying and we ended up borrowing my dads truck to go get her boyfriend away from her and after we picked him up the guy turned to me and said I am a stupid bitch who should mind my own business. My boyfriend decided to drop me off before he took his friend home. About a half hour later he came back and said “Im really sorry about what he said to you and him and I arent friends anymore” When my friend broke up with him for good her spark returned but sadly we dont really talk anymore and I miss her. S’deeper
This is the first time I see Chris complimenting Lenoci, and it's very wholesome
Right! He got a kinda defensive lol Also if Matt wasn’t so pessimistic a lot of the time I would have thought he was a lil jelly 🙃
I feel like Theo would laugh so hard at James Gregory
I feel like Theo would have him on TPW 😊
@@dobrilabijelic1631 right 😂
RUNK. i’ll never not say it during the intro 😂
Why is Matt & Chris singing the actual funniest thing in the world? We need a musical episode
I’m so glad I gave this show another chance.
Ayooo, the accent change guy and Chris singing in one episode? 💀
Bring this on it’s been a MONDAY over here in Iowa already today!
the guy who's accent changed was trippy af
When the earth starts to rumble is such a good song. still singing it.
This episode gots me chiliin’ chillin but I still need to work on my pimpin’ pimpin’
I would love to see that Mike Lenoci speech
How did people not catch the guy doing a BIT pretending he was British to make it seem hard to trust people sometimes haha.
Yes!!! I was about to comment the same thing! I got what he was doing right away lol
Yea I don't understand how they don't get its a bit
Think he went too subtle, sounded more Australian who moved to U.S. as a kid than Britt imo. Shoulda tried harder lol
Need an update episode for some of the wilder advice requests and how the spin moves have worked out
Maybe every week or every other week, a second episode that week sweeping up the updates?
@@hyperbaroque only the best weirdest ones.
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating
And I'm wondering what you're dreaming
Wondering if it's me you're seeing
Then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together
And I just want to stay with you in this moment forever
Forever and ever
I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
I don't want to miss one smile
And I don't want to miss one kiss
And I just want to be with you
Right here with you, just like this
And I just want to hold you close
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just stay here in this moment
For all the rest of time
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't want to close my eyes
Don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you (even when I dream)
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
I don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
'Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
I'd still miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep, yeah
And I don't want to miss a thing
Literally the best sibling podcast in the game.
Matt has the classiest male laugh I've ever heard
😂😂
Man i love Matt and his brain. Basically everything he says is a 100% what i would have said if i was asked for the advices. What a guy.
That guys impression of chris' face was spot on
I LOST IT at the earthquake song. Haven't cried laughing in a long time.
As a person who lives 30 miles from Grand Prairie TX, it makes me chuckle every time Chris says "Grand Saint Prairie".
BRO yall should open up the show with clips like james gregory every day bro i was cryingg
Quickly becoming my favorite pod
The “I like bread” impression of the cartoon & whole concept of combined had me in actual tears. Ppl say in tears, actual tears tho.
I'm so glad that Matt caught that at around 39:00 the TRUSTING segment. That blew my mind that I didn't catch that, what a weird dude
Damn. Chris pretty much nailed that response in the “Unsolicited Confrontations” segment. In my opinion at least because I had the exact same thoughts haha
S’egotistical
Chris was so fucking hurt and confused when Matt said Mike's speech sucked hahahahahahahahhahahahaha he had to ask like 3 times to make sure they were both talking about the same guy haha
He got more offended by that than Matt calling his son a dumbass lmao
Hurt isn’t the word I’d use
the look Matt gives to Chris when he realizes the guys accent changed lmaoo
Is Lifeline my favorite part about Sundays? Yes. Am I pissed that this episode didn't drop til Monday? Yes. Does life still rip? YYYYEEESSSSSS
It has often come out on Monday.
I loved the Sunday evening drops too but it seems that Monday is the day now.
lol they switched to Mondays like a month and a half ago
Such a great show. I enjoy you and Matt's banter more than any of the rest of it! Love you both!
This and killtony make Mondays worth living for again
Dying at “toot city” 😂 💀
What the runk is up Supercult fans, happy Monday
The guy changing his accent 🤣🤣🤣 ITs mEnTaLllll
James Gregory is now my spirit animal. Thanks Lifeline….
The earthquake song is my favorite thing of all time. I can't stop laughing
How is no one talking about how when the guy was doing the Chris in public impression Chris was literally doing that face 😂
🎯 🎯 🎯
"What a DUMBASS!" 😂😂 Mad Uncle energy
Always a blast!
Well the Earthquake Song is permanently stuck in my head now. COOL.
Great podcast as always guys! Love criss singing hahah, shits hilarious
also chris saying BULLOCKS is everything 😂😂😭😭😭
53:56 Pretty damn good de Niro right there…
One minute you’re listening to Lifeline, the next minute you’re watching your 9 year old step son crushing at his Mite football practice. Life rips so fucking hard man.
53:57 I’m crying mercilessly right now
When Matt caught accent switch-up I instantly knew I’m more like him.
This podcast is always right on time 🤟🏼
I’m a painter and I was cutting in a ceiling at Gregory’s part and I laughed so hard I got wall paint all over the ceiling and had to get down off the ladder
I’m so glad Matt heard the voice change! I thought i was buggin out😂😂
The voice change. Absolutely epic.
Wish my great grandmother could’ve listened to podcasts. I know she would’ve loved them. I never met her but I just know she would’ve.
I was wheezing watching Chris listen to the Earfquake Song
Making Mondays just the frinking best! Hyessssssssssss!
"This is the earfquake song by meeeeeee james gregoryyyyyyyy. " Lost it 😂
Gonna have the earthquake song stuck in my head for 1000 years yesssssss
Losing my mind at the dont wanna miss a thing cover😂😂😂😂😂😂
"don't take a tumble" my babies
Best Monday episode ever!
Earliest I’ve been. Good to see the brothers on this fine Monday
GNN is the only news network I trust. I’m glad Gregory James Jr. got up one day and said, “I think I’ll get a news station going from the ground up.”
Y'all should go on a tour and do some live show podcasts
Chris’ Kanye swag with 2 chains I swear... Hype beast Chris in full effect
I love these brothers 😍😍😍 absolutely IN LOVE with them 🥵😭😭😭
For sure the best episode yet dude
Best podcast tbh
That accent change was SCARY
And the irony of talking about trust wow
I think he meant to do that but I’m not sure
wow chris’ de niro impression was on point