John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @turdmuffins88
    @turdmuffins88 21 день назад +3767

    How nice of John to show up at his barber shop and perform for us.

  • @yvettevandermolen2455
    @yvettevandermolen2455 20 дней назад +1461

    I love that this guy blazed through a yearslong, wildly successful career while fully high and still managed to look barely over drinking age, then had two children in barely three years time and aged two decades. I never thought I'd see an old John Mulaney, but here we are. I'm so glad you made it, sir.

    • @desireejones1097
      @desireejones1097 20 дней назад +9

      @@yvettevandermolen2455 🤣🤣🧓👴 Hilarious and true!

    • @lauraanndekker7396
      @lauraanndekker7396 20 дней назад +56

      In fairness, he also watched his wife go through breast cancer.

    • @colinr4860
      @colinr4860 20 дней назад +40

      and also looks like he got jaw and/or chin implants

    • @ays162
      @ays162 20 дней назад +34

      So we all can see the implants in his jaw right

    • @samarittan9308
      @samarittan9308 19 дней назад +11

      I noticed he looked mature finally. I think he looks super hot. I like him at age 42 (still looks 35).

  • @ailynrenee1796
    @ailynrenee1796 21 день назад +2580

    He finally hit puberty! It's only been like 30 years, good for you Tiger Mom!

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 20 дней назад +54

      he looks like he's transitioning into dennis quaid

    • @YellaBellaReno
      @YellaBellaReno 20 дней назад +2

      @@dietotaku😂😂😂

    • @johnhummer1064
      @johnhummer1064 20 дней назад +12

      No, that's all the drugs

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 20 дней назад +7

      that was disappointing. He just did his set. I've seen his set before. I know he has a new baby. He must be exhausted. Why didn't someone else write the monologue for him?

    • @misterkevinoh
      @misterkevinoh 20 дней назад +20

      The tall child is DEFINITELY looking worse. STOP BURNING THE CANDLE ATBOTHENDS

  • @bub5842
    @bub5842 21 день назад +2584

    "we tried everything including towel" LMFAOO

    • @LB-on8bs
      @LB-on8bs 21 день назад +23

      Ima go oldschool and everytime someone gets sick recommend them to try towel

    • @KeepinItReal1313
      @KeepinItReal1313 21 день назад

      @@LB-on8bsthat’s pretty
      Much what anti-vaxxers do. “Screw modern medicine, We should try methods that they used back when measles and the common cold were death sentences”.

    • @johnlabus7359
      @johnlabus7359 21 день назад +14

      I thought that he was going to get back towel at the end where he was talking about his grandfather and being in rehab.

    • @seagreen917
      @seagreen917 20 дней назад +2

      LOL

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf 20 дней назад

      ​@@johnlabus7359Ooo that would have been good

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs 21 день назад +1069

    I could listen to this man's precisive enunciation all night long! 💐💜

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 21 день назад +7

      GIANMARCO!

    • @rex-racer
      @rex-racer 21 день назад +38

      For real. His comedy is so clean, in a literature kind of way. Like, I almost expect a recitation to open or close out the act.
      _It was the best of times; it was the worst of times._
      “Dickens, my man, may I call you Charlie? Apparently, you’re still a tad confused about how it all works. It’s either one or the other. Uh-huh. I see. Are those three Christmas ghosts in the room with us right now?”

    • @elaztec.aztecca
      @elaztec.aztecca 21 день назад +4

      Ditto!

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 21 день назад +7

      @@rex-racerYes! Also, he put on his reading glasses to show that time had passed...

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 20 дней назад +8

      @@rex-racer As a BA in English Lit, I feel comfortable outing Mulaney as a fellow BA in English Lit. Yes, I also am a Musical Theater major at heart, but like John, I'm aware that my musical abilities begin and end at "can carry a tune...?"

  • @oohbabydoyouknowwhatthatsworth
    @oohbabydoyouknowwhatthatsworth 21 день назад +348

    anytime i watch a monologue, i like to pay attention to what makes the snl band laugh. at least in recent memory, this one saw the hardest i’ve seen maddy rice chuckle

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 20 дней назад +28

      Yeah, I always watch her, you can tell when she doesn’t approve of the host lol, she didn’t like Shane Gillis haha.

    • @shakespeare1599
      @shakespeare1599 20 дней назад +3

      First SNL of the new season I’ve watched (largely because it had Mulaney hosting) and…..no James Genus on bass???? Doesn’t feel right.

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 20 дней назад +9

      @@shakespeare1599 James is on tour with Herbie Hancock but will be back soon.

    • @shakespeare1599
      @shakespeare1599 20 дней назад +3

      @@jaredf6205 Ah, I had no idea - thanks for the info. But he’s a super talented dude so doesn’t surprise me. Good to know he’ll be back though.

    • @michaelgm88
      @michaelgm88 19 дней назад +8

      Sometimes I wonder if it’s because they probably already heard the set?

  • @jameshamilton1469
    @jameshamilton1469 21 день назад +1757

    Those high, feminine hips are getting back at him for all the smack he talked back in the day.

    • @scottyPsychotty
      @scottyPsychotty 21 день назад +94

      Noooo!!! That’s the thing he’s sensitive about!!!!

    • @JoshWitte
      @JoshWitte 20 дней назад +8

      And all the smack he did yesterday

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 20 дней назад +4

      hipps don’t lie

    • @TabethaAurochs
      @TabethaAurochs 20 дней назад +2

      @@jameshamilton1469 Hips are such vindictive bishes

    • @chrissy24-7
      @chrissy24-7 19 дней назад +1

      52 and I have a torn hip labrum. I feel a kindred spirit in John.

  • @javi08
    @javi08 21 день назад +850

    "Mom fell." "I fell, it hurt!" 😂😂😂

    • @merkinidgit
      @merkinidgit 20 дней назад +2

      That one hit a little too close. I had three hospice patient falls to follow up on yesterday, and add to that number four when I fell on my front porch heading out to go assess them! 💃

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night
    @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night 21 день назад +321

    I’m always happy to see John Mulaney! He is one of the few people who can still make me giggle like a kid and I want him to be around until I am too old for everything!

  • @notbot2648
    @notbot2648 21 день назад +651

    It's nice to see John looking so good and in a better place in his life

    • @lml656
      @lml656 21 день назад +32

      His face looks quite different. Did his jawline change?

    • @farber2
      @farber2 21 день назад +59

      His ex wife put up with years of his shit and got dumped.

    • @thedrzoidberg4559
      @thedrzoidberg4559 21 день назад +13

      is this sarcasm?

    • @lifeinflight7778
      @lifeinflight7778 21 день назад +14

      Jaw and/or chin surgery

    • @r8v3nnunya27
      @r8v3nnunya27 21 день назад +32

      He's clean and sober now and at a healthy weight. That's why his face looks a little different, plus getting older.

  • @SuperDanMan11100
    @SuperDanMan11100 21 день назад +4248

    How very progressive for this tall Asian American woman to be married to a Chinese Vietnamese woman, have two kids together, and live with his in-law.

    • @weliketopretend
      @weliketopretend 21 день назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @progidy7
      @progidy7 21 день назад +151

      I'm pretty sure John married so he could tell racist jokes and not feel bad about it. His appearance on Seth Meyers was just him pointing to his mother in law and then doing racist voices.

    • @SuperDanMan11100
      @SuperDanMan11100 21 день назад +199

      @@progidy7 The Tall Asian American woman part is referring to an older bit in one of Mulaney's stand-up specials where other children thought he might be Asian American as a child and how his voice made sound like he was a woman over the phone while he was growing up.

    • @willp.2007
      @willp.2007 21 день назад +1

      STOP normalizing racism against Asian Americans like the Covid attacks

    • @lllll99999-f
      @lllll99999-f 21 день назад +47

      haven't had high expectations for opening monologue these days. John met this low bar

  • @stephenholmgren405
    @stephenholmgren405 21 день назад +366

    Years ago when I was in rehab, we talked about how much we admire John Mulany, a former drug addict like us turned sober famous comedian 👏 Happy to see him thrive 😀

    • @nadiamccall4311
      @nadiamccall4311 20 дней назад +13

      When I weaned myself off of alcohol and drugs by myself at home I didn't think about famous addicts for inspiration, I thought about the few stories of regular people like myself who got sober and stayed that way. They are my inspiration. I don't even know some of their names. But I wish I could thank them and that they could get accolades for what they did. Instead, people only thank the famous ones.

    • @boujiebarbie3198
      @boujiebarbie3198 20 дней назад +6

      Wishing the best for you too. I don't know what addiction is like but I know what feeling trapped by something is like. Anyway, best of luck to you

    • @propogandalf
      @propogandalf 20 дней назад +16

      ​@@nadiamccall4311Good for you, but your tone is condescending. If thinking of famous people like John who got through it helped them, that's great.

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 20 дней назад

      he and Pete

    • @SupercellSucks
      @SupercellSucks 20 дней назад

      His best material came from the days he was using.

  • @thatawkwardchannel
    @thatawkwardchannel 20 дней назад +108

    crazy how just a few years ago his bit was about not having kids and now it's all about his kids

    • @filthybonnet
      @filthybonnet 19 дней назад

      I always think about his ex-wife in relation to that. Like did she want kids and just wanted to wait a bit but then he decided yeah no over this.

    • @angi216
      @angi216 День назад

      He just needed to find the right woman to cheat with 🙄

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 20 дней назад +96

    my grandpa was a kid in the Great Depression and he doesnt buy shirts with logos on them because its free advertising and I kind of fuck with that

  • @jennymulinaro6036
    @jennymulinaro6036 21 день назад +740

    I’m 1 of 9. Ages 18-41.
    Literally 9 Catholic adults, just walking around.

    • @AmazonEnforcer
      @AmazonEnforcer 21 день назад

      Sounds like Catholics for Kamala.

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 21 день назад +16

      Catholic fertility rates obviously haven't kept up with modern medicine. Glad you made it though!

    • @AmazonEnforcer
      @AmazonEnforcer 21 день назад

      Sounds like Catholics for Kamala.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 21 день назад +4

      I have 11 Catholic Cousins from one fam. Outlived both parents. All have their own kids except the oldest.

    • @SD-zz4ov
      @SD-zz4ov 21 день назад +12

      Thats so 1940s😭

  • @bubwal23xifan
    @bubwal23xifan 21 день назад +746

    Please let Hader show up for a Stefan sketch

    • @martinsimonea4228
      @martinsimonea4228 21 день назад +16

      That would be ICONIC.

    • @arch_dornan6066
      @arch_dornan6066 21 день назад +1

      Why?

    • @Suzz60947
      @Suzz60947 21 день назад +20

      Yes! In fact, I'd like to see Bill Hader host.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 21 день назад +4

      Just realized Hader is with an Asian woman as well

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 21 день назад +1

      No, but they brought Pete Davidson back for those weird musical sketches.

  • @desireejones1097
    @desireejones1097 21 день назад +285

    Wow. I almost didn’t recognize him. To me, he’s always looked like a college freshman. This is the first time I’ve seen John Mulaney, where he actually looks close to his actual age. Not a criticism, just an observation.

    • @samfrank3999
      @samfrank3999 20 дней назад +8

      It means he’s healthy

    • @exad0
      @exad0 20 дней назад +15

      @@samfrank3999 Dunno man, he has the drug twitch in his left hand.

    • @lml656
      @lml656 20 дней назад +17

      Buying a new face will do that for you.

    • @CoachRudi1
      @CoachRudi1 20 дней назад +17

      @@exad0 no he’s just showing off his new wedding ring… I have to admit it was hard for me to hear him say, “My Wife!” and know that he wasn’t talking about Anna

    • @deljay1840
      @deljay1840 20 дней назад +12

      @@CoachRudi1 I just discovered the reason men say 'My wife.." is because the phrases stay true even when they change out the woman.

  • @Charlezard.
    @Charlezard. 20 дней назад +100

    John Mulaney looks like cocaine works as a puberty blocker.
    He finally, truly quit, and then 2 years later finally grew into his adult body. Lol

  • @butternuttt
    @butternuttt 21 день назад +305

    "too old for the oldest thing that ever happened."

    • @heath6327
      @heath6327 18 дней назад +3

      "he was born in 1902. That's a long time ago. even back then they knew that was a long time ago"

  • @jesussaves2043
    @jesussaves2043 21 день назад +40

    Salt and Pepper Diner is still one of the best sketches of all time

    • @musiclove4635
      @musiclove4635 20 дней назад +2

      Definitely. We were lucky enough to see him in Chicago where he did the sketch in 2017. Epic.

  • @ivanreiss
    @ivanreiss 20 дней назад +49

    That Willy Wonka & Chocolate Factory reference almost went over my head 😂

  • @ChipCain
    @ChipCain 20 дней назад +51

    Makes my heart happy to see Mulaney looking this well and thriving.

  • @charlykuecks
    @charlykuecks 20 дней назад +66

    My Mormon grandma's grandma was one of 17 AND THEY ALL SURVIVED. No polygamist wives, no diseases, at that point you can field a baseball team... And their opponents!

    • @jennhoff03
      @jennhoff03 20 дней назад +7

      Holy guacamole! That poor woman!

    • @hewitc
      @hewitc 20 дней назад +8

      Religions do what they can to increase membership. Keep those tithes coming!

    • @vidwatcher365
      @vidwatcher365 15 дней назад

      Your grandma’s grandma’s pelvic floor didn’t survive

  • @waleskagracia4891
    @waleskagracia4891 21 день назад +107

    It’s so great to see John looking so well, happy, with his own family and his career doing well again. Love can find a way.

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад +1

      Hell be back on the juice well get him back

    • @waleskagracia4891
      @waleskagracia4891 20 дней назад +9

      @ why would you say something like that?! He has a family! Wish him well! You want him to risk his life and the wellbeing of his loved ones and go back to abusing substances so you can get, (checks notes) laughs. Screw you.

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад

      @ yup. Clowns entertain. Dont want to then dont be a clown. Simple

    • @waleskagracia4891
      @waleskagracia4891 20 дней назад +4

      @@RumblesBettr who hurt you?

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад

      @ not drugs lol im not that weak

  • @CarlyndraTM
    @CarlyndraTM 20 дней назад +56

    Love that we're in John Mulaney's luxurious hair era

  • @KayRose0
    @KayRose0 20 дней назад +44

    "No one's looking for 9 new Catholic adults to just be walkin around" Such an unhinged but true line

  • @inicioentertainment3226
    @inicioentertainment3226 20 дней назад +60

    John, if you ever doubt if you’re still be funny sober…. Don’t! You are a LEGEND ❤❤❤

  • @olggg9740
    @olggg9740 21 день назад +42

    That was a good old stand-up. Fantastic

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 21 день назад +142

    John’s monologues always hit. Love that he keeps coming back! 6th time? Just a matter of time before he hits that 10 mark!

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 19 дней назад

      No, no they don't. The first one was fabulous, second one was great, seem to recall the third one was pretty good. It's been nothing but downhill since then.

  • @williamdusseau7583
    @williamdusseau7583 21 день назад +102

    My grandfather was too young for WW1 and too old for WWII. My dad was a Nazi killer in US 88th mechanized recon troop in Italy. My mother a Naval officer. Mulaney is top notch talent. My Philippine Island wife is 4'9".

    • @BullShark-i2z
      @BullShark-i2z 20 дней назад +2

      That’s an odd description of a WWII Allies soldier.🤨

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 20 дней назад +4

      Wtf where did you find that filipina giant

    • @beachpreachr1894
      @beachpreachr1894 20 дней назад +6

      @@BullShark-i2zthis entire post is odd.

    • @kootrell
      @kootrell 20 дней назад +3

      I don’t know what else to say but ok

    • @mitchellcampbell9242
      @mitchellcampbell9242 20 дней назад +1

      @@beachpreachr1894i find it to be fascinating and quite wholesome

  • @feilinyang9213
    @feilinyang9213 19 дней назад +13

    As a 41 year old comedian, it’s so lame and lazy to write jokes to make fun of Asian peoples height. Ha ha that’s so funny. I have never heard about this before. John Mulaney is so smart. 😅

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 21 день назад +52

    I love him I'm so glad he's doing excellent and he looks so healthy and He's still one of the funniest comedians ever

  • @esme2199
    @esme2199 21 день назад +214

    I love him I missed him 😭😭

    • @angielott83
      @angielott83 21 день назад +8

      He’s been a favorite of mine for YEARS! It’s good to see him happy and settled from what it seems!

    • @angielott83
      @angielott83 21 день назад +1

      He’s been a favorite of mine for YEARS! It’s good to see him happy and settled from what it seems!

    • @traviso7810
      @traviso7810 21 день назад +3

      His family probably misses him too.

    • @esme2199
      @esme2199 21 день назад +1

      @@traviso7810 oh my god stfu 😭😭😭 he got divorced we get it

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone 21 день назад

      Hard to do since he’s a 5 timer+1

  • @arbozaliyan
    @arbozaliyan 21 день назад +89

    Nurses use that part of hand to insert neddle. Since old folks get stabbed there all the time they use fancy bandades to cover it.

    • @christofferjenzen78
      @christofferjenzen78 21 день назад +3

      What is this neddle? And the bandade.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 20 дней назад

      *bandaid

    • @elmsyrup
      @elmsyrup 20 дней назад +2

      It's giving Oh Hello. banDADE.

    • @merkinidgit
      @merkinidgit 20 дней назад +7

      As an aging RN myself, collagen loss makes elderly skin thin and weak.
      You’re welcome for wrecking the joke. It’s one of my many superpowers. 😉

    • @hfield07
      @hfield07 20 дней назад +3

      BORING. John's explanation was funnier.

  • @MamboKing215
    @MamboKing215 21 день назад +48

    '...I was in a drug rehab facility'
    'Heh heh'

  • @RichardSanchez137
    @RichardSanchez137 20 дней назад +19

    When I see him all I can think about is how he treated Anna Tendler.

    • @NadiaGirl1
      @NadiaGirl1 6 дней назад +1

      I agree after that I cringe

  • @kennaoleary4333
    @kennaoleary4333 21 день назад +75

    Can you imagine having him around all day? I bet he can turn a dental appointment visit into a virtual “stand up” routine. Oh hello😂

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад +1

      Hes nor funny

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 20 дней назад +3

      @@RumblesBettr Mick Jagger, is that you?

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад +1

      @@helenryan5217 yes

    • @NadiaGirl1
      @NadiaGirl1 20 дней назад

      No cause he’s a cheater

    • @helenryan5217
      @helenryan5217 19 дней назад +1

      @@RumblesBettr "NOT funny!" I thought so.

  • @zoopzoooom
    @zoopzoooom 21 день назад +149

    “You summummumbich!”

  • @StatusNull
    @StatusNull 21 день назад +53

    All the love for John. Finally living life as it's meant to be, family and friends. Still working hard also though. Good stuff. Love to see it. The demons of certain substances catch to many of us off guard, we just need to be helpyful and supportive with people around you getting away from that. Words are one thing, words can feel useless(as an alcoholic myself). Being a person to take the time to hang out and give a person a time or reason to stay away from those things are much more effective. Words of support don't mean much sadly. it's a nice ... gratitude. But then that person goes back alone to their place and their mind, and gets about to using again. It's not monitoring them... it's just hanging out and giving a reason to do something else, something better, instead of delving into that pit alone.

  • @wowzers1237____
    @wowzers1237____ 19 дней назад +10

    Wth. He went from John Mulaney to Jaw Mu-liney.

  • @JoelApplegate
    @JoelApplegate 21 день назад +68

    This was a Masterful monologue from start to finish. Not one misstep - everything hit.

  • @fishinmagician89
    @fishinmagician89 20 дней назад +19

    “I’m still doing wife jokes, just different wife jokes!”

  • @zentec010
    @zentec010 21 день назад +27

    John is a great stand-up I love his Netflix shows would love to see him live.

  • @tatijaye173
    @tatijaye173 4 дня назад +1

    "I just wish Grandpa were here"
    There is never an age where you stop missing or needing your parents. Seeing your son go through this terrible time not being able to help him, and all John's dad wanted was his own dad

  • @randysavage1011
    @randysavage1011 21 день назад +28

    “Even back then they knew it was a long time ago” is Hall of Fame 😂

  • @jameslaupan6499
    @jameslaupan6499 21 день назад +88

    Hey, I worked in East Troy, Wisconsin! Nice place! Please everyone, if you have not yet voted be sure to get to the polls on Tuesday, WE AIN'T GOING BACK!

    • @joejoe-vm1fj
      @joejoe-vm1fj 20 дней назад +3

      Good point, this has been the worst administration in the past 40 years!

    • @Collin_J
      @Collin_J 20 дней назад +2

      I've been voting as often as I can but Goodwill just put the Halloween costumes away so it's taking a lot longer to make new disguises

  • @RobeLifeMusic
    @RobeLifeMusic 21 день назад +102

    Well, this monologue was as awkwardly hilarious as I expected it to be.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 20 дней назад +10

    I get that comedians get their material from real life experiences, but dammit, everytime a comedian starts riffing about their kids, their comedy gradually gets worse.
    I wouldn't bring my kids up, I don't want them to grow up hating me, and Bernie Mac's the only one to make it funny.

  • @thenerdyblackgirljournal8850
    @thenerdyblackgirljournal8850 21 день назад +52

    It would have been dope if SNL had a cast member of the Saturday Night movie host. I am always super happy to see John Mulany though.

  • @ShareholderConnect
    @ShareholderConnect 6 дней назад +1

    I waiting for him to say his grandpas advice would have been to stick a towel on his head and just shut the door 😂😂

  • @gabriellasmith3699
    @gabriellasmith3699 21 день назад +23

    My great-grandma was born in 1913 and was 1 of 13, but 6 survived passed infancy.

    • @Trampas39
      @Trampas39 21 день назад

      My father was born in 1916 the youngest of 13 who all survived infancy and my mother was born in 1922 the youngest of 11 and all survived infancy. I'm the middle child of seven . I'm only 60 !!

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 21 день назад +1

      @@Trampas39 your family reunions must be packed!

    • @Trampas39
      @Trampas39 20 дней назад

      @jontraz5993 you'd think however most emigrated to the states or Australia.
      The depression
      World War 2
      1947 establishment of the irish Republic
      Birth of the modern era 1954
      Civil rights
      Moon landing
      War in the North
      The emergence of the tech years
      IVF
      The end of War in the North the good Friday agreement
      Smart phones
      Celtic Tiger years
      The financial crisis
      They saw it all
      Gave my mother an iPad at 90 ..took to it easily
      A father with vascular dementia receiving total care for free.
      Family reunions are small myself and my brother and his small family.

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 20 дней назад

      @@Trampas39 i see! Yes, what a tumultuous experience to soak in all of that development. However I do think some adapt to swift changes easier through the years. My grandmother at 84 handles her PC as any kid today would.

    • @Trampas39
      @Trampas39 13 дней назад

      @jontraz5993 good for her .
      Love that
      Wish her well and continued happiness

  • @rarad.3793
    @rarad.3793 16 дней назад +1

    I'm not a big SNL watcher but i ADORE John Mulaney! His monologue was spot on 🤭😅 not only is his delivery hysterical ,but his voice makes it that much better , all i see when he talks is his character on "Big Mouth" "Andrew Glouberman" 😂

  • @pftittl
    @pftittl 21 день назад +30

    He is always hilarious. Saw him in Bakersfield when he was honing his standup act after getting out of rehab. He was brilliant.

  • @kraigpearlman3283
    @kraigpearlman3283 21 день назад +23

    Great delivery! John Mulaney is better than ever!

  • @adliwazeer
    @adliwazeer 21 день назад +23

    whoa, he married again and with 2 kids?? I remembered his specials about not wanting kids with his ex-wife 😂😂

    • @cacovie
      @cacovie 20 дней назад +26

      He knocked up the mistress while he was still in rehab.

    • @adliwazeer
      @adliwazeer 20 дней назад +2

      whoaa

  • @mariners_platter
    @mariners_platter 18 дней назад +3

    10 people laughed at the Asian jokes... John is smart enough to come up with better material.

  • @jimmysaff
    @jimmysaff 20 дней назад +3

    East Troy,WI native here. Wild to have my home town mentioned on snl.

  • @rufarojunior
    @rufarojunior 20 дней назад +15

    He’s back 😊🥹this gives me happiness ❤

  • @AceBoone05
    @AceBoone05 18 дней назад +1

    Love it! This cold open was great!

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 21 день назад +142

    Trivia note: The 10th U.S. President John Tyler served from 1841 to 1845, & he had 15 children with 2 women (though some didn't survive to adulthood). Tyler had 1 of his sons when he was in his 70s, & that son had a son in his 70s, & that grandson of President Tyler is still alive today (180 years after Tyler left office).

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 21 день назад +7

      That grandson also had an older brother that died in 2020.

    • @Chris-rg6nm
      @Chris-rg6nm 21 день назад +6

      And that child is you?

    • @petecoogan
      @petecoogan 21 день назад +6

      Well, get him on SNL

    • @DrumlineArchives
      @DrumlineArchives 21 день назад

      @@Chris-rg6nm no, it was Albert Einstein

    • @stevegand
      @stevegand 21 день назад +4

      The more you know. 🌈

  • @katiemooree
    @katiemooree 11 дней назад

    “He was too old for the oldest thing that happened” had me laughing so hard. This was my favorite episode, maybe of all time simply due to the amount of funny sketches and Chappell Roan

  • @beaudwayful
    @beaudwayful 21 день назад +7

    Dude I'm 55, it don't get better John...

  • @jackielamay6431
    @jackielamay6431 20 дней назад +1

    I love John Mulaney. From the first time I seen him hosting Saturday Night Live, I thought he was hilarious. I watched all of his standup comedy shows over and over again. The first time I seen him was in the headless horseman sketch on SNL, after that he became my favorite comedian. Love you John!

  • @beachfan1278
    @beachfan1278 21 день назад +20

    I used to like John Mulaney. Im glad he's doing better after rehab but that short Asian joke was not funny at all, just very offensive.

    • @ninamo3523
      @ninamo3523 20 дней назад +4

      His superiority is always super cringe.

    • @MoMo-rx4zr
      @MoMo-rx4zr 17 дней назад

      I don’t think it’s offensive if it’s a joke that we make about ourselves. 70% of filipinas are below 5 feet

    • @NadiaGirl1
      @NadiaGirl1 6 дней назад +1

      What do you expect from him who has a side peace that said mean things about overweight people.

  • @evelanpatton
    @evelanpatton 19 дней назад

    I’m not normally a fan of his but I always watch his work, and I think this monologue was one I could get on board 1:33 with the whole thing. Looking forward to continuing to see his work expand. 😊

  • @PEIRDO777
    @PEIRDO777 21 день назад +31

    I see John Mulaney, I click.

  • @gpag12
    @gpag12 20 дней назад +1

    I always base my enjoyment for the host monologue on how much the sax player enjoys the host monologue

  • @inesbetancourt6450
    @inesbetancourt6450 21 день назад +23

    The best and most crucial open I have never witnessed. We will win Kamala!!!🎉❤🎉

    • @michaelplauche9901
      @michaelplauche9901 20 дней назад +2

      She’s going to win NY, that’s obvious

    • @michelleserletti4110
      @michelleserletti4110 20 дней назад

      Yeah,every serious presidential runners go on SNL absolutely ridiculous and nothing about her is funny

  • @bainiksan
    @bainiksan 2 дня назад

    So relatable, at 34 I have had medical bs going on, only recently was able to stop using a wheelchair, now I use a walker, and I do help my mom, but it's mainly for my own excercise 😂

  • @swiftlymurmurs
    @swiftlymurmurs 21 день назад +11

    Yeah Mulaney's still got it but I just want to give a quick little spotlight to the percussionist who steps out in the back right of the band the last five seconds before the endcard like the Phantom of the Opera and then starts beating a tambourine with a stick like it owes them money. I love you, thank you for your service.

  • @Kiblaster
    @Kiblaster 11 дней назад

    Wow he killed it that was as hilarious as I remember him. Good for him I hope he gets a new special with this kind of material

  • @jqueen1380
    @jqueen1380 21 день назад +3

    He looks great! Saw him perform in Columbus last year and very much enjoyed the show. So happy he’s doing well!

  • @bretth404
    @bretth404 18 часов назад

    “I’m gonna get my hip replaced… and my mom’s gonna give me a ride home.”
    I died

  • @bmas44
    @bmas44 20 дней назад +5

    His face looks so different

    • @KiwiandPixel
      @KiwiandPixel 20 дней назад

      Seems like the drugs and recovery did a number on him.

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 14 дней назад

      @@KiwiandPixelHe doesn’t look bad, he just looks his age when he used to always look very boyish

  • @ceonixx2924
    @ceonixx2924 20 дней назад +1

    Saw him perform this exact bit at my school’s homecoming comedy show. Wild

  • @7monolith
    @7monolith 21 день назад +11

    THE GOAT!!!

  • @darlenerdz1300
    @darlenerdz1300 20 дней назад +1

    Love this guy and everything he does!

  • @michaelwesterfield9350
    @michaelwesterfield9350 21 день назад +24

    What a great monologue. Personal empathic entertaining. I’ll give his Netflix special a look- see now.

  • @arm0nd038
    @arm0nd038 19 дней назад

    I like watching the band in background, their reactions

  • @chadd990
    @chadd990 21 день назад +211

    For all of the red pill comedians wondering why his joke about his half-asian wife being short is funny; it's because it comes from a place of love. When you say that Puerto Rico is a pile of garbage, on the same stage where serious politicians are saying that they want to deport anyone who isn't white, that comes from a place of hate. John Mulaney is a man of class, watch him and you'll learn something.
    Also, John Mulaney, I'm your super fan, I love you so much. I was hooked the first time I heard your "whats new p-word cat'" special on comedy central. I then became more obsessed with you when I learned that we both had addiction problems for the same thing at around the same time. But then I heard that you were dating Olivia Munn, and I just want you to know that I know a doctor who is willing to take your face off, and replace it with my face ... off. It's totally legit, trust me bro. Iisten. My father was a catholic, but he was an Italian catholic. You can trust me.

    • @kylebarreira
      @kylebarreira 21 день назад +23

      Ya it wasn't funny at all. This is super lame comedy

    • @fargozoto1491
      @fargozoto1491 21 день назад

      John Mulaney is hilarious and so is Tony Hinchcliffe. Tony definitely loves to troll, and I don’t understand why he agreed to be on that stage, but he is the creator of an incredible comedy show and is an incredible joke writer. He’s elevated unknown comedians of several different races and backgrounds. Get off your fucking pedestal, no one cares.

    • @marcynoona
      @marcynoona 21 день назад +15

      It was racist, not funny. I turned the show off at that point.

    • @robgronotte1
      @robgronotte1 21 день назад +22

      @@marcynoona OMG, saying Asian women are mostly short is so horrible I got the vapors and nearly fainted! 🙄

    • @camchangfilms
      @camchangfilms 21 день назад +8

      @@robgronotte1it didn’t bother me because it’s a race joke, it bothered me because it’s a cheap one

  • @kumceis
    @kumceis 13 дней назад

    omg he tears it up! this guy is fantastic!

  • @s.t.5993
    @s.t.5993 21 день назад +6

    Remember the stories about his exwife in New York? Yeah listen now about his new wife

  • @sydneyhargrave6370
    @sydneyhargrave6370 16 дней назад

    God I love you Mulaney. Good to see you back in business! Forever my favorite comedian!

  • @RoadsandRipples
    @RoadsandRipples 19 дней назад +6

    Ah the magic of fillers and jaw implants.

    • @Kinesiology411
      @Kinesiology411 19 дней назад +1

      Seriously! He looks RIDICULOUS.

    • @RoadsandRipples
      @RoadsandRipples 19 дней назад +2

      @@Kinesiology411 yeah it’s Hollywood’s thing now for men. Look at Bradley Coopers transformation before and after Sniper/ a Star is Born

    • @youtubedj9298
      @youtubedj9298 18 дней назад

      Wait, guys are doing this?

    • @RoadsandRipples
      @RoadsandRipples 18 дней назад +2

      @ 100%. a lot of time is very subtle to add more definition to the jawline. In his case it’s VERY obvious

  • @luxusmode111
    @luxusmode111 17 дней назад +1

    John looks like he’s in a mewing streak

  • @kismypencek6185
    @kismypencek6185 21 день назад +6

    Its nice to see a healthy recovery of a famous funny person🎉🎉🎉👏👏👏

  • @calamityjaymi
    @calamityjaymi 10 дней назад

    this was a good, needed laugh

  • @usernotfound7481
    @usernotfound7481 21 день назад +33

    0:26 Good to see my red headed girlfriend again

    • @MarcYanruw
      @MarcYanruw 20 дней назад +1

      Excuse you. That's my red hair girlfriend

  • @SquirrelNebula
    @SquirrelNebula 20 дней назад +2

    Lot of difference between the comments here and on Twitter.
    Don't listen to the hate my man, you're doing great! 💚

  • @MazzieMay
    @MazzieMay 21 день назад +163

    Man. You guys. Anne Marie didn’t and doesn’t want kids. John has always been Maybe and People Change. They weren’t even living together in 2020 and she didn’t know about him going to rehab, the people that saved his life didn’t invite her to help. Their marriage was over well before we found out, well before Olivia, well before rehab. Relationships end, that doesn’t mean they weren’t sincere when they happened. Move on, beloved; John and Anne Marie have

    • @Jeffo193
      @Jeffo193 21 день назад +22

      This is what I've been saying, people assume that all of the information was released immediately! I'm not saying John getting into a new relationship and having a baby less than a year post-rehab was a good idea, but it seems to have gone all right so far!

    • @TrentinaNE
      @TrentinaNE 21 день назад +1

      Why can’t he just be honest about the timeline then? “I went to LA in the spring and met a woman…” Your kid was born full-term in November, dude. You fucked in February.

    • @RichardGreer88
      @RichardGreer88 21 день назад +1

      Who the hell are all these people lol

    • @RumblesBettr
      @RumblesBettr 20 дней назад +3

      @@Jeffo193terrible idea. 42 with a new baby isnt smart

    • @glitterypieceofmind
      @glitterypieceofmind 20 дней назад +4

      ​@@RumblesBettrmy mom was 41 when she had me, we're both pretty happy with that

  • @eyeyayayay
    @eyeyayayay 18 дней назад +1

    That is one household chock-a-block with proud Asian-American women.

  • @JLIV461
    @JLIV461 21 день назад +15

    Wow, and I thought I was young to have my hip replaced at 56. But, so glad I did. Easy as can be and improved my quality of life immeasurably.

    • @SharonVlaar
      @SharonVlaar 21 день назад +1

      Same here at 60

    • @Blech-h9z
      @Blech-h9z 20 дней назад +2

      How did that happen? My hip hurts. I'm 58. How do you get a new one? My Dr isn't on board with it.

  • @faithnicole5310
    @faithnicole5310 19 дней назад

    My whole family is from East Troy, WI! Crazy thing to hear such a small town referenced on SNL!

  • @robertohull5048
    @robertohull5048 21 день назад +5

    Good to see him, nice delivery but you can really tell he is clean now

    • @healinggrounds19
      @healinggrounds19 21 день назад

      Because he actually has meat on his bone? I think he looks hot!

  • @ZaharaV999-tl1er
    @ZaharaV999-tl1er 20 дней назад +2

    'Nobody's looking for 9 new Catholic adults just walking around' lol

  • @chadd990
    @chadd990 21 день назад +6

    Johnny boy, I love you man! Sir, with all sincerity, you are my hero. Overcoming addiction, original jokes, great father, Olivia Munn. You are a god.
    Oh, and you have great hair. I actually think I hate you, now that I think about it.

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 21 день назад +2

    That was just great. I love John Mulaney and I'm very proud to hear how much progress and growth he has achieved. He is so relatable.

  • @kylearmstrong21
    @kylearmstrong21 21 день назад +21

    Every season John hosts it's always 50 times better than every other SNL. Because he can write and is genuinely funny.

  • @Peacebear_YT
    @Peacebear_YT 11 дней назад

    I saw this exact material live in Port Chester

  • @kailalavender17
    @kailalavender17 21 день назад +6

    It's good to see John Mulaney and congratulations to him and Olivia on the 2nd baby, they been through a lot in health.