Chris Gets the Giggles (ep. 71) - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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Today we're discussing vanity plates, coworkers who eat orange chicken every day, coworkers who are torching the bathroom, asking your neighbors if you can join them on the sesh, what to do about loud convos in public, and dealing with tough professors.
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0:00 My Cherie Amour
10:31 Sundials
14:29 Coworker Orange chicken / bathroom behavior
23:04 Gettin down with the neighbors
42:25 Loud "private" convos
50:59 Tough teach 
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SHE SHOULD ASK THEM IF SHE GET BUY SOME WEED , THAT'S WEED ETIQUETTE = IF THEY HOOK HER UP BUT DON'T INVITE HER TO JOIN THEM THEN SHE KNOW''S WHAT'S WHAT..
Idk that would be more awkward in my opinion.
@40:28 oxy conten... Hmmm
didn't you get accused of raype?
The ability you two have to dissect so many things that are absolutely unimportant is impressive.
We talk about the hard hitting issues here
Haha its unreal, that's the parts that make me cry with laughter proper my type of humour
so cok sukn from the comments!
This is important. Podcast is also good. Love the dirty D's too.
Wow this is the best episode of Lifeline ever. Chris is absolutely on one and that delivery of "I'm in immense pain" by Matt is fucking hysterical.
@@coachspinpill3837 ok miserable
Hundreds of hours of congratulations and lifeline combined and that is the hardest I've ever laughed. Chris's response to the Panda Express Orange Chicken thing is "bring a loaded gun" and I lost it.
Lmao
Love how chris balanced out Matt this week. He was super eager to laugh and it’s contagious as all get out
I'm here for a silly goose time and that's it
I love how consistently this gets commented on Chris’ videos😂💯
@@johnnyzuidema6193I’m here for a silly goose time and that’s it!
S’it
One of the best episodes. It’s also so funny when Matt or Chris simply just says, “I mean, ya know?” and whoever didn’t say that, knows EXACTLY what I means. So vague yet so on point 😂😂
No joke, my buddy's dad was a dentist and his plate was "DR 4 DK" as in "doctor for decay"
35:15 "i love when i know about it you should have told me" absolute gold
Me screaming at the phone: STANDARDS, CHRIS!
Sometimes Chris is just ready for a silly goose time. And this episode he was ready the Mother Goose of silliness.
"And this episode he was ready the mother goose of silliness."
dude its hilarious that i remember the once ep. of congratulations and the one bit about his friend that used to do " Jordan., with the slam" and then monthhhs later matt brings it up. matt and them are so close that he remembers like funny aspects of chris's friend just like him.
The best 'too close' scenario is in Role Models "hey but while I've got you here in my personal space can i get you to sign my hours". I laughed for hours at that when it came out
Chris was as funny as ever, but man Matt was so goddamn funny this episode!!
Text them! She’s so sweet anyone would love to chill with her. We have a neighbour across the hall that comes and chills and smokes with us it’s a wonderful thing 💚
The calls are my favourite thing about this podcast. (Not the call ins but when you guys say something about someone that is spot on)
The standing in line to close thing needed to be talked about 😂😂 Back up, lean back, and dont walk forward with the line right away
DUDE! Michael CLayton is soooo slept on its nonstop edge of your seat from the beginning minute to the end. with the most gratifying ending ever!
When Chris is acting out the student wooing the teacher it reminded me of John Lovits lolol
I feel like every song, according to Chris, goes, “DHINK DHONK DHINK!”
Just invite the neighbors over to smoke at your place! SO SIMPLE hahaha
the root canal moment at 37:20 is relatable. sucks to have to go in multiple times mid root canal, the first visit they just told me what it was! i had an appointment scheduled just to get the appointment scheduled
“Is your bathroom not working down there?” Would be a great way to shame someone for changing floors to ish
For the girl going to college reading negative reviews of her teacher i live by "DON'T LET THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS MAKE DECISIONS FOR YOU" 😊 just like Matt said "BE you" ✌🏼
Jordan with the slam! Lmao 😂
unlocked a bunch of old memories of silly goose antics lol great ep
I wish these episodes were an hour and a half at least
Comments are back m'babies!!!! EYEESSSSSS !
Late one tonight, 5 to 12 as I’m getting ready for bed I look up some Chrissy D to put myself into a better mode before I sleep. Then I see it’s been a week since the boys got together. Going to have a cup of tea now and get into a brilliant mode before bed.
My man!!!!
Chris definitely had a quad espresso for this ep! 😂😂
One thing about the Pandemic... Stores had stickers on the floor, six feet apart, for people waiting in line. ...I loved that.
Me yelling: lower your standards
For 15 seconds at my screen hahaha
“You’re just making other people smell your shit” lmao😂
Chris talks about weed and gets contact high 😂
Duuude, best episode yet!!!
One of the best episodes so far 😂 making Mondays rip ❤
The Bono sunglasses comment near killed me 😂
Great pod
"Jordan with the slam" 😂
It broke my heart when Matt revealed he was in so much pain... but also, it was a little crazy how the pain laser focused his creativity when it came to perfectly casting the coke guy in the early 2000s movie about accidentally smuggling drugs 😂
Chris D’elia standing up for his boy Greg Kinnear! Brings a tear to my eye
@@firewall56 what?
Absolute banger of an episode
I saw a guy driving awhile ago with the license plate "OLD SOCK" and had an old shitty sock hanging out of the trunk. Acceptable.
Your singing my work soundtrack!! Those songs play multiple times a day at most of the companies I work for. Too funny. Super catchy get stuck in your head drive ya nuts songs. Love the pods guys! Thank ya
This episode was phenomenal
It’s litty!!!!
"if that happened it would never be made ever" lmao
for the lady that wanted to smoke with her neighbors. Just invite them over to smoke at ur place and use their response to scope how willing they are to smoke with you.
40:35 I need to stop listening to lifeline in public with my earphones in. That whole Forrest Gump bit had my chuckling and smiling like a crazy person.
STANDARDS! jesus im screaming at my phone at the gym 😂
I love on the last episode how Matt calls his mother “mommy”
Listening to the License Plate segment in traffic. Look to my left and see a custom tag that says PRIUS on a Prius. Change it.
One of the best episodes
Did anyone else think coke in the car caller was Brendan Urie for a sec?! Ahah love you guys! ❤❤ curin my Sunday bluuuues, life rips babies 👶
Chris is on one in this episode, and I’m here for it.
I dont know when Chris first told the story.. but I have been using it for what feels like years whenever someone throws something in the trash at work "Jordan, with the slam!"
17:00 lower your standards was the longest minute ever. got up from falling asleep screaminggg STANDARDSSSSSSS to type this
i like when chris sings, we NEED a lot more of this
I love you guys!
I think rice bowl guy was thinking about someone in on me like white on rice. 😂😂
The move for the license plate is to have it say, like, “Dwight T” and if someone asks you “are you Dwight?” you look at them dead in the eye and go “huh?” like you have no clue
Chris is quite simply one of the funniest humans on planet earth
16:45 I knew exactly what Chris was about to say before he said it! Standard dude...standard! 🤣
Why were the comments off?
I was an extra in Stuck On You 😂
Why does the coke guy look like the lead singer of train in the drops of Jupiter vid lol 😂
I know somebody who has an expensive jeep and their license plate says OVRDRWN. Lol
This set is very appealing to the eye I love the triangle table.
Sssss'weird
@@AirDwindler402 I mean... k
52:21 you’re so right Matt. I always see for myself. Reviews can only be a good as the people writing them as well
chris is the definition of acting like hes listening but doesnt listen at all lol
Hearing my own name for the first several minutes of the pod was wild 😂😂😂 also my mom got my name from that movie and I’ve NEVER seen it before
When they were talking about movies that are peoples names it was frustrating because I was thinking of John Malkovich and Forrest Gump lol
I love giggly Chris
“I spy on people” - same
See you in Ottawa! Imma be up in front eeeyyyyeeeeessssssssss!!
My license plate says:
Indeeebeeneenging-ya
"Wheee - got shot in the wheeeener because I jumped so high."
Comments back! Yeah! Chris's hair looks fan frinking tastic.
songs get stuck in your head when they have a catchy hook to them.
Can someone tell me which episode has the ‘old lady who can’t believe it’ line from Matt. Thanks ❤
very funny episode
@16:51 yelling at my phone " standards!!!"
Loving Life❤🎉
Funniest episode I’ve seen lately 👌
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love it
I convinced my wife to watch Lifeline on Sunday mornings instead of goin to church and we are now better people because of it. Thanks!
There’s absolutely no chance that’s possible. Unless when you say “better people” you mean scumbags
Hail the cabin. Hail
root canal story hahahaahahaha
Chris’s watch is fire
6:40 I learned that lesson from the film Corrina, Corrina
Coked our guy kinda resembles Brendan Urie and then he said he was gonna chime in and I’m over here like “with a haven’t you people ever heard of…”
24:45 Jordan with the Slam origins.
Coke guy here! Love Lifeline, and I do live in Florida lol
Yay they turned comments back on, I can resubscribe now now that the protest is over.
What protest? Why were the comments off? I noticed that but I had no idea why.
Good morning!
Loud private convos guy - drops of Jupiter
Damn I wanted to comment on your post the other day and s'couldnt
To this day, my brother and I still both call out “Jordan!” any time someone tosses something into the trash with any elevation and we didn’t grow up in Chicago… and Justin McKibbon/McKinnon is most likely a freelance high school sports commentator… might want to check that out.
chris was cracked this episode
Was yeeeeelling STANDARDS
That guy could not help but to hear an exchanging of words