Jesus Christ & Sebastian Stan (ep. 92) - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 21 июл 2024
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Today we discuss dream dinner partner (dead or alive), a friend who has been flirting with your person, the double-standard about weight comments when you're skinny but not overweight, a question about malicious compliance, and purple poopie.
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0:00 Electric Poo Avenue
15:30 Jesus spin moves
19:07 Dream dinner?
28:28 Flirting friend
35:50 Scottish confidence
42:24 Skinny comments
52:41 Malicious compliance?
58:00 Movie talk 
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Of course the trust fund bros need more money! Glioblastoma to you both 😂🫵🏻
Literally on the edge of my seat I want to hear about Spacey! 😮
petition to bring Bill for ep. 100 ❤
Yes!!
You are what's wrong with this perfect society.
Who the ass is Bill
Big and lil bill ♥️♥️
Second petition to have him replace Anthony and Chris
When chris was talking about not wanting to go to bed early because the fun ends, is me every single night lmao
Matt’s hair 8.9
Chris’s hair 7.6
You guys remind me weekly to keep the relationship with my brother healthy and most importantly to hold on to the weird shit from childhood that only we laugh/complain about. Love the show!
92 episodes later and the people submitting videos still take a full 3 act play to get their question out
If your video submission is more than 45 seconds, the punishment should be that your video is trimmed to just your question
3 act play 😂😂😂😂
“Set your bing bong alarms” made me laugh harder than it should’ve 😂😂
“I said a version of that” 😂 finally he snaps at Chris throwing that in
When Anthony laughs off camera it takes the already funny joke and makes it 10 X funnier.
100% lmfao it’s my favorite
Once Matt let the hair down we dove straight into a double 8.9 hair day for the gents. Respectable
10w40
matt will be tan next episode… we have to hold him to it
He should get a spray tan and when chris brings it up he should say “yes, got out of that one”
43:12 doc went a Lil heavy with the lip filler
Insane
Really missed the opportunity to call this episode “Dirty Turkey” 😂
The producer clearly picked that girls video only bc he thought she was pretty. Was about to blow my brains out with how long she.. was.. taking.. to.. get.. to.. the.. POINT
"Still hasn't said anything" for like 85% of her video!
😂👌🏻
Sooo… let me know… and… cant wait to hear what you have to say…soo…. Yeah 🤷🏼♀️
She also for sure spent 3 hours getting ready to film it and did 30 takes
She was really hot tbf
This popping up made shoveling almost 2 feet of snow in -11 ° temperature made me feel better.. Thanks❤
Happy to help
I listened while snowblowing In Michigan also!
Jesus here - I appreciate the responses. Looks like I’ll be treating cancer during the day and giving it out at night🕺🏼
The way Chris screwed everything up in the intro and how mad Matt looked was hilarious 😂
Whoever is in charge of picking these video submissions needs to be FIRED! 🔥🗑️
The Repercussions of Loving Gushers
An autobiography by Matt Delia
This is definitely one of my favorite episodes eveeer. BY FAR BY FAR. And oooh suuuch a great way to end iiiit. 🙌 Love you guys! ❤
Wow every podcast episode is classic, going back and cstching up on every one
You guys treat Anthony the same way Michael Scott does Toby on the office 😂 it’s hilarious 1:00:42
Great episode guys! Just wanted to say THANK YOUUUUU
When Matt had that excellent callback and Chris got "so mad" absolutely sent me.
You were amazing in Sacramento last night!!! I cried lol 🥰🥰🥰🙌🏼💜
The last submission. You will go to sleep or i will make you go to sleep 😂😂😂
Luv this version of your hairstyle Chris! Matt.......how bout the weather? BING BONG
Best brother banta we've seen yet... healthy and positive. I love it. ❤❤❤
I liked Chris talking about the bad ones that feel angry and jealous about others doing well. I used to be that person. After I quit the booze and got my bipolar diagnosis with the right medication I am going forward and success feels like it's at every turn. There will always be sad people upset at your success. Feel sorry for them, don't put hate onto them. They already feel it so strong for themselves.
First thing RUclips recommends on a Sunday. 👏👏👏
Transferred those 70 pounds to her lips lol
Both brothers lookin real good! Matt your style is impeccable. You're like the radest 90's guy, but modern! Thanks for the laughs, Ive been on my own here for over a year, and its tough on me. You guys give me a way to unwind at this apartment after work, because I dont really follow tv and I havent bought an xbox or whatever. Also Im frugal...
Hey man you rock, keep it goin, FUCK yes dude
09:30 Matt is referring to something called the 'Hypnogogic' state. When we are sleepy, our senses begin to dull, as the body prepares to power down for it's rest time. This is why you feel less anxiety late at night.
“Oh wow… just addin words huh?” 😂
“Frills” 😂 I thought of the LUDACRIS bit and lost it because the mind is a cinema and we play it back
Why do people have to over word questions in life? And great show as always!
We live in a time where people talk more than they say.
S'infuriating. Maximum. Overdrive. BRM
fucking ha-lar-ious!@@Spiritbomb88
People? You're allowed to say the F word..
@@fevolenko3995Females?
Bill for Ep.100 please!!!
32:52 chris asking you know what dude?! then forgetting 😂
Does anyone else laugh when you tap through a question that's dragging on only to find that the number of taps was insufficient?
“Click it !!!” 😂
I have to pause halfway through and top 10 episode already fyi 😂
Damn Matt😂... nice to meet you. You been around? 😂😂😂
The way he said “poop” like he’s being reckless let’s you know he gets bullied 😂
I don’t think people realize that calling someone too skinny is just as bad as calling someone fat. It’s rude and hurtful. Keep those thoughts to yourself!
Sunday is for lifeline
LBI and purple terds,yes!So Jersey!Grew up down there,love when you guys talk Jersey stuff.Have a cool spot you two used to frequent when you were there?What part of the island did you stay in?
23:10 chris saying YOLO as jesus on the cross lmaoooo
damn caller #1 was hot
Flirting Friend: TEXT BOOK TRIANGULATION!!! (Shit Starter) Best advice to that guy is for him to warn his girlfriend about that friend going to her and saying the same kinda shit to get between them. Friends an A+ SCUMBAG!!!
So many liquor on the desk. I already have panic attacks when they gonna use it INTO THE MIC.
Love it!
I have to let you all know that as soon as she asked the question of who you'd want to go to dinner with dead or alive I KNEW Chris was going to say Tupac and that's why we're best friends.
Hahaha Took her so long to ask so little.
Ask any black guy this question and the answer is michael jackson or michael jordan
I am eating a tub of ice cream right the fuck now 😂
Matt in the beginnings now : “you wanna-1on1”
Omg, my mom says diabeetus and we laugh every time!
Chris cuts Matt off because he's 'The star of the show' Renner style lmfao
Jesus said YOLO, then winked
Chris always got us plugged into hard-hitting issues.
Love the title
The dude that gets told he looks like Jesus, looks like the Jesus from Southpark
The discussion on staying up late with ice cream and bullshit...wowwww I feel that you guys
Holy, Matt is dope.
Chris went a Lakers game?? Hell has frozen over
Yep! Thank youuuuuuu 😂😂😂
Let's get some Bing bong merch
The lady saying she’s angry about comments to gain weight is mental. Tell her to just say, “Thank you’l
20:00 Insert Wrap it up Box clip from Dave Chappelle.
Staying up late with ice cream is sickinnit
Chris , it’d be “that clothing “ or like you said “those clothes “
1:58 😆 now that's a knee slapper...runk
The repercussions of loving gushers. Should have been the title.
Damn that was a good fact about netflix sound
I’m sorry did Chris say that Gran Turismo is TRASH????? Nah absolutely fuckin not, BYEEEEEE
Bring bill on for ep 100!
House of cards, thanks Matt for the fun fact 😃
why are the subs always locked at 575k?
Lost 70 pounds from her hips
gained 70 pounds on her lips
The nurse and Housekeeper situation... Call her out in front of everyone about her lack of Professionalism. If someone cant handle cordiality, then they arent professional. Continually call her out for being super unprofessional., TAKE THE HIGH ROAD!
I’m curious how they decide which videos to show us 🤔 😂
The caller at 20:00 seems like a nightmare
Shout out to the girl who asked Matt on a date 👏🏽 shoot your shot gurlll ☺️
Dream dinner girl talked for half an hour hahahaha
Anthony, I pulled over on the side of the road just to tell you I also thought he was serious about who he wanted to meet
👍🏾 bc of the kevin spacey thing
NO LATER IN THE EPISODE THEYYY LISTEENN
I think me and like 20 other people said “Tupac” at the same time 😂 #westside
Wooooooo! Lifeline babbyyy super cult!
“That is not annoying to me…not annoying to me” sssssss annoyed though
“Hey kid nothings a big deal your gonna die soon” - Matt
Lmao I thought shabba ranks sung flex too but the guys name is mad cobra.
Tighten it up hahaha
SUPERCULT! Woo Woo😅
Rebel moon DID suck, dude
damn Matt out here lookin like Jesus
ChoMo going strong!
Jesus didn’t say YOLO he said YOLT
To the guy with the matching hair and mustache: That guy is wack, the first thing u need to do is talk with your girlfriend and be on the same page about this as im sure it was literally nothing. Next u need to know exactly what he said bc him saying it was an “implication” is him not wanting to say what he said, which means it is probably something that makes u sound bad, and if so, that is not your friend. And if you need friends that bad, hmu and ill b ya friend 😂😂😂
JAN 24TH LETS FUCKING GO!
Let me break down the weight loss question to you guys coming from a guy who lost 100 lb recently. First of all be grateful for weight loss, a little comment here and there is par for the course. And second of all, when people say that comment like" You should put on some weight" or " Don't keep losing any more!" , I honestly have come to the conclusion that people think if you lose weight you have some sort of bulimic or anorexic condition and then people start saying comments like that. Honestly people are just stupid and they're going to say stupid things throughout your whole life through all situations. Bottom line is you know yourself better than any idiot saying a comment to you will, So don't stress it
Sleep is just time travel to the point where you have go to work