Dear Hallway guy: I am in constant need of long hallway greetings (pro sports cam op) - here’s the answer: three levels of greetings. From VERY far, subtle peace sign. Slightly above waist level. Mid range, a point at the person with a smile. Close range, a vocal greeting. Hey brother, hey, hi, how you doing, whatever you do. Hope this helps, works for me!
Something I JUST noticed after watching since episode one... they sure like to adjust their mics. Now I can't unsee it. They like to do it at the same time too, they both get fidgety moving the mic around at the same time. Pretty funny. Maybe that's their tick and they do have turrets lol. Just watch, they're constantly moving the mics around lol
None of these are sins? Please forgive us for thinking we got the joke but in actuality we didn't and now we are bombing via the RUclips comment section lord have mercccyyyyy 🗣
With the Tourette’s guy, if a friend introduces you like that to a bunch of girl at a bar just say something along the lines of “yeah and this is Josh he’s a shitty human being” or a funnier version of that to make him look bad 😂
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. You're welcome, now use that for the rest of your life. Thanks for coming pay on your way out y'all, I'll be here next week $chickysandwich123
As someone who has been good friends with Trey (he has Tourette’s btw) since 7th grade. I apologize for nothing. FYI, he has several families Delia wasn’t wrong, lots of play. No aid yet tho.
@@reskepa7028 It's actually more funny you say that. So I got up early as usual thanks to good ole back pains, did laundry, swept, mopped, took dog on long walk (Joint Included) then got back just at like 8:03am, and saw the pod had been uploaded. Every Sunday I do deep clean on the Lil one bdrm I rent before or during the episode. That day I decided to thank the boys for their early upload. Unbeknownst I was about to ruffle a feather or two 😄 I miss mowing grass. I'd mow my great grandmother's and my mom's every time it needed it back when I lived closer. Aite I'm off the soap box. Your turn
on Chris saying yous have lived comedy, this podcast is literally like being in jr high together, hanging out on a Saturday night in yer basement watching loveline and drinking too much mountain dew. you can feel the sense of humor has been fostered since this exact situation... maybe not evolved, per se, but fostered since. ☺️🤙🆗🆒 edit: Matt, it's past your bedtime, and yer brother won't tell on you that you stayed up as long as you keep being funny.
The guy talking about weirdos IS THE WEIRDO. There is a "good" and "bad" sort of weirdo and he is the bad one. Robot is right. This guy is a "human" AI.
37:22 girl! His daughter moved in with us when she was 16. Same boat. No responsibility. Was allowed to do absolutely anything she wanted. Always a fight between her dad and I. I waited it out. She is still here at 23!! Mine are moving out and growing up. It’s miserable. I can’t tell her to clean her room or even take care of her dog. When I suggested she washed her own laundry bc she is old enough to drink, which she does at the house. She is old enough to wash her own clothes! Her father lost it on me and ignored me for 2 weeks. Get on that now. Bc it will not get better.
Dude… How does Matt not get the hallway situation. Even Chris thinking no one thinks about it. All the time when I’m walking by someone from a distance I stress about when do I look up to nod my head. If you look up too soon you are just staring if they aren’t ready yet. But then if you wait too long you may miss them looking up and nodding. It’s definitely a common dilemma.
Interesting to see Chris talk about kids with Matt the same way I talk to my brother who is probably not going to have kids (very carefully as not to offend him but also feeling bad for him). As he said, it is impossible to explain how great kids are to someone who doesnt have them. When it comes down to it you feel bad for people that you know probably wont have kids in their life, especially siblings. It's impossible to talk about in real life without sounding like a complete a hole, but it be like that.
Wow she has my same theory. I call it travel vs vacation though and thats better. Any big city coming from LA is travel. Only go to pools and beaches or be stressed byyee
To the woman wanting to move in with your man. Idk the financial status of you guys but no one moves out at 18 anymore😂 I say you just do it and go through trials and tribulations that will make everyone grow mentally and emotionally.
If you aren’t ready to be a supportive step mommy and take on a huge challenge then don’t. You’re taking on more than a relationship with a dude when you date someone from a split family.
Matt is wrong about "limiting yourself", if you know you want kids, limiting yourself to those who also want kids, is a practical limitation to fit what you want, and yeah, I think he's just wrong about this because he doesn't understand, since he's not a woman and has no kids.
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9:19 Chris would crack up playing LA Noire on Twitch 😂 seeing him react to suspects facial expressions while interrogating them would be hilarious.
The Return of The Flex Avenue now seeee
Hey dudes. The color of your shirts is too close. CHANGE EMMMMMM
It's fresh avocado vs avocado after two minutes
Actually it’s national Bobby Lee day. They’re just paying their respects.
😂😂😂😂
Matts shirt definitely started out the same color as Chris’s in 1994
We need bing bong hats 🤣
The matching shirts is pimpin 1 and pimpin 2
Limitless was great movie was smart and rewatchable. Loved it
wearing shoes with the outline of another dudes hat and glasses? he automatically gets to rail you
When you get to Australia make the most of the coffee scene here, it's different to other places in the world and I think you will love it.
Any time I’m like I don’t want to go to this thing but I’ve payed so mite as well, I’ve always had fun and was glad I went.
Say yes to life people
You brought the memories baaaack with “hurricane you can call me slurricane “ 🤣😆 omg I feel old
57:55 chris' wave lol
E40- hurricane
I like how chris grabbed a fuzzy out of Matt's hair and absolutely f***** his hair up i would be furious
This was a great episode.
Dear Hallway guy: I am in constant need of long hallway greetings (pro sports cam op) - here’s the answer: three levels of greetings. From VERY far, subtle peace sign. Slightly above waist level. Mid range, a point at the person with a smile. Close range, a vocal greeting. Hey brother, hey, hi, how you doing, whatever you do. Hope this helps, works for me!
Bing bong!!
Making fun of names and then casually saying "my buddy LaMonica"is crazy
I love Matt wearing an oversized ripped shirt and saying someone else stuff is trash. It looks like he pulled that outfit out of a dumpster.
My coworker calls his wife “wifey”. He’s German
2 green boiz
Something I JUST noticed after watching since episode one... they sure like to adjust their mics. Now I can't unsee it. They like to do it at the same time too, they both get fidgety moving the mic around at the same time. Pretty funny. Maybe that's their tick and they do have turrets lol. Just watch, they're constantly moving the mics around lol
Rod Carew?
Love
Propel…
🎶We are here watching lifeline on a sundaaaayyyyyy lord have mercyyyyyyy 🎶
Did someone get some color during teeball have merrrrcyyy
None of these are sins? Please forgive us for thinking we got the joke but in actuality we didn't and now we are bombing via the RUclips comment section lord have mercccyyyyy 🗣
Dude the Lord isn't real, therefore there's no mercy to have.
@JEH45 it's interesting how actually unsure of that you are. Also you long for purpose and want to find something solid to turn to.
Meeerrrrrrrcyyyyyyyy
Matt’s immediate “BOOOO” to Chis going to stagecoach absolutely solidified my love for him lol.
The two of you making each other laugh and just chatting is the best!
I agree
"you'll know when I've got it, because I'll be done" with the gentle tap. sweet brothers 💙💙
"Well, actually Hurricane is by The Click. E-40 was was one of three members." - Chris' nerd character 🤓
Girl at 21:29 killed it with that. Th most D’Elia-style thought experiment I’ve heard on here. They loved it.
Now im Hard
Gay
My fathers gay
I was born hard
I wanna seeeee! 😀
@@drumguyben7509gay police here👮♂️ We got a call. Gonna have to ask you to tone it down with the gay, sir.
42:42 An un palatable amount of up speak.
With the Tourette’s guy, if a friend introduces you like that to a bunch of girl at a bar just say something along the lines of “yeah and this is Josh he’s a shitty human being” or a funnier version of that to make him look bad 😂
Feel like I haven't heard spin move in awhile, and so we now have reverse plummet
Reverse Plummit got me good 😭😭
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
You're welcome, now use that for the rest of your life. Thanks for coming pay on your way out y'all, I'll be here next week
$chickysandwich123
episode should have been called " Boner Dwight "
RUNK!
Matt’s shirt collar :
Hi my name is Matt’s shirt collar and I’m an alcoholic
You just know that shirt’s the softest, comfiest thing ever. Have another one, Matt’s shirt collar.
Cheers!
iiiiiii watched the entire episode while sitting on the toilet lord have merrrcyyyyyyyy
Bro that's 1 full hour on the shitter? Definitely get them insides checked my baby
Praise God
the right word was catapult btw...
“I mean, died.”
The Aaron ackhart bit had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣 this kind of stuff is my favorite stuff, too, Chris. Love you both.
As someone who has been good friends with Trey (he has Tourette’s btw) since 7th grade. I apologize for nothing. FYI, he has several families Delia wasn’t wrong, lots of play. No aid yet tho.
Love Matt’s BING BONG hat:) We need some BING BONG merch!🦩
As I watched this episode I reverse plummeted into laughter and joy
Yall both look much younger and handsome on this one. Chris' sunglasses look great on him... Not near as dope as the hat. Catch up, Chris lol
Rod is mostly pounding out 30 packs of Budweiser not women 😂
This checks, my brother's name is Rod.
Sundays have slowly became my favorite day ❤️
100 percent.
Almost forgot his wifes naAaammme 48:00
Thank you for early uploads. I'm in WA and 8am on a Sunday Is perff...
These comments piss me off. mow the lawn or mop the floor.
@@reskepa7028 oh buddy, if that pisses you off, wait until you find out I don't own the lawn
@@19jcbrown thats why I threw in a secondary option. Don’t have a floor?
@@reskepa7028 It's actually more funny you say that. So I got up early as usual thanks to good ole back pains, did laundry, swept, mopped, took dog on long walk (Joint Included) then got back just at like 8:03am, and saw the pod had been uploaded. Every Sunday I do deep clean on the Lil one bdrm I rent before or during the episode. That day I decided to thank the boys for their early upload. Unbeknownst I was about to ruffle a feather or two 😄 I miss mowing grass. I'd mow my great grandmother's and my mom's every time it needed it back when I lived closer. Aite I'm off the soap box. Your turn
on Chris saying yous have lived comedy, this podcast is literally like being in jr high together, hanging out on a Saturday night in yer basement watching loveline and drinking too much mountain dew. you can feel the sense of humor has been fostered since this exact situation... maybe not evolved, per se, but fostered since.
☺️🤙🆗🆒
edit: Matt, it's past your bedtime, and yer brother won't tell on you that you stayed up as long as you keep being funny.
matt please never wear that shirt again, my god
Wtf
Sorry you couldn’t pull it off Ben
I wear it. Still. A lot.
Use "brackikikakak" more😝
Hey, isn’t “Bing Bong” Nems (rapper/personality from New York) slogan?
Gorilla Nems- Don't ever disrespect me by trying to steal my slogan, ya heard?
For the hallway: just act like you have Tourette’s, pick one thing to say, and just say it at different distances every time.
The trip or vacay chick absolutely nailed it! Great submission!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
am i trippin or does the girl at 42:00 have the tom cruise center tooth deal thing going on?
That’s me… yes, yes I do 😭😭😭
REVERSED PLUMMIT is crazzyyyyyy...new favorite saying LMAOOOO
“High level, advanced humor” needs to be held onto. Maybe a tagline?
Chris's hair is 10/10! ❤
06:18 how come nobody said "the jerk store called..."
Booyah booyah AND booyah
He talks about kinks precisely 73% of the time aaand the bit numbers is 1246
Where’s the hair rating! Chris’s hair is a 10/10 today!
The guy talking about weirdos IS THE WEIRDO. There is a "good" and "bad" sort of weirdo and he is the bad one.
Robot is right. This guy is a "human" AI.
Change the backdrop. You’ll never grow with this. I’m beginning you. Darker and cozier, maybe purple
I love that bing bong hat
37:22 girl! His daughter moved in with us when she was 16. Same boat. No responsibility. Was allowed to do absolutely anything she wanted. Always a fight between her dad and I. I waited it out. She is still here at 23!! Mine are moving out and growing up. It’s miserable. I can’t tell her to clean her room or even take care of her dog. When I suggested she washed her own laundry bc she is old enough to drink, which she does at the house. She is old enough to wash her own clothes! Her father lost it on me and ignored me for 2 weeks. Get on that now. Bc it will not get better.
Dude… How does Matt not get the hallway situation. Even Chris thinking no one thinks about it. All the time when I’m walking by someone from a distance I stress about when do I look up to nod my head. If you look up too soon you are just staring if they aren’t ready yet. But then if you wait too long you may miss them looking up and nodding. It’s definitely a common dilemma.
First m’babies
Suck it. I wannnniiidd to be first.
@@spencerbnoble2953 Gotta wait until the Sundays I’m rippin’ life away from RUclips
Interesting to see Chris talk about kids with Matt the same way I talk to my brother who is probably not going to have kids (very carefully as not to offend him but also feeling bad for him). As he said, it is impossible to explain how great kids are to someone who doesnt have them. When it comes down to it you feel bad for people that you know probably wont have kids in their life, especially siblings. It's impossible to talk about in real life without sounding like a complete a hole, but it be like that.
Thanks for the advice on kids, guys and for making me still feel young (and like my life isn’t slipping away 🙃) love ya! ❤❤
The girl at 37:30 just got that arm tat and wanted sooooo badly to hold it up in front of the camera awkwardly the ENTIRETY of her video. Good stuff
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Advanced cinema humor again nice
Wow she has my same theory. I call it travel vs vacation though and thats better. Any big city coming from LA is travel. Only go to pools and beaches or be stressed byyee
To the woman wanting to move in with your man. Idk the financial status of you guys but no one moves out at 18 anymore😂 I say you just do it and go through trials and tribulations that will make everyone grow mentally and emotionally.
If you aren’t ready to be a supportive step mommy and take on a huge challenge then don’t. You’re taking on more than a relationship with a dude when you date someone from a split family.
Yellowstone is SUCH a good show!! Cowboy Chris needs to rewatch it from a new perspective now 😉
3 minutes 40 seconds of plugs at the start of the episode and that's not even including episode sponsor... entertaining!
Cry
People say Yellowstone is the mirror imagine of Sons of Anarchy but cowboy version
42:42 what if only lasting the “5 seconds” is the problem ? (asking for a friend) 😂
So glad they brought back beavis and butt-head
59:00 try the Disney rule; within 10 metres acknowledge with a smile. Within 5 say hi. Within 1 feel free to talk.
5 second rule? how about stop eating fatty rule?
Hey Chris…you wanna know why you’re suddenly staying sick for so long…you got the 💉 👀
Chris definitely understands that a teenage girl is ruthless lol he's lucky hes building an army of boys 😅
Absolutely same about walking out of movies and I definitely ask for that refund
RBF is a common neurodivergent tendency. Welcome to the club 😅
You guys had 10/10 hairdays on this episode. Unlike other episodes i have seen
Someone please relay over to Matt my girl would like her sleep shirt back 🙄
RUclips starting to put Chris in my feed again YESSSSSSS
Matt is wrong about "limiting yourself", if you know you want kids, limiting yourself to those who also want kids, is a practical limitation to fit what you want, and yeah, I think he's just wrong about this because he doesn't understand, since he's not a woman and has no kids.
I have 14 kids.
The Aaron Eckhart bit made me laugh almost as hard as the disagree police
I know a Rod short for Roderick he does in fact have affairs with married women lol
the five second rule is rubbish. Change my mind.
can in fact vouch for a Rod sleeping with a married woman
26:24 the most twin thing y’all have ever done on this podcast 😂
Boner Dwight, Boner Dwight lol
LOLLL BONER DWIGHT!