I. Was. LAUGHING. with you boys today!!!!!!! When you got the giggles I was doubled over with laughs, tears running down my face while I did dishes. Love you guys, merry Christmas
I wake up every morning at 5am to go to my boring job that doesn’t pay a lot , but this morning I spent it dying in laughter because of you two, thanks for making my morning fun.
I agree Chris. I guess essence is kind of like when you put your sweaty gym socks in the duffle bag with your clean shirt and your shirt gets the essence of your socks.
Urban dictionary definition of La Croix : Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth
Please, have less repeat submissions. Give more people a chance to call in with some better questions. The guy who though he was clever wasn't and was just rambling for a solid 45 seconds. Who cares if what you said was funny or not? That's the problem is that everyone is trying to be funny all the time. Stop trying so hard to be funny. If something is truly funny, it would and should occur naturally.
Duuude, I feel you 1000% on the la criox thing and anything else that advertises products like “it’s just water bro” Hey, La Crocs. pick one. Are you water or flavored battery acid?
By SC I mean a very popular used chat app if you can guess 🙂 but the comment gets deleted if you type it out fully, im from the UK and would be cool to know someone from the US especially if we both love Chris, chocolate croissants clip has gotta be my favourite 😂
“Is there something I’ve said that aligns with your version of reality?”… I feel that this has been the stance Matt has had to take with Chris since day dot.
The subtle humor Chris drops on this show is so understated and hilarious to pair with his big, broader antics. For example, when they were talking about this nose ring. Chris’ lines: I don’t know, I might THEN immediately shifts gears into “not me” was so gd funny
Chris' QVC impression is my absolute favourite 🤣 the louder the funnier. I didn't think the episode could get any better but it did! I think this one might be the best ever, my cheeks hurt 😆
Wow...Chris seriously killing the pod when he goes into his lame workout rants! Never stopping! Fighting the desire but also giving into the desire! Rome wasn't built in a day!! Never dying! Perserverance!! Never quitting!! And now I got bigger muscles!! People less hungry yet??!!!!
Dear Chris, The reason you were more sore after 134 pull ups than 50 is because you accumulate fatigue the more you do a movement. This means more muscle damage and therefore a stronger inflammatory response causing more pain. Even if you do the same movement you do every workout, it’s the volume of reps that cause the soreness. Love how into lifting you are, it’s a very healthy and life prolonging habit 💪🏻❤️
i love that Chris is sooo funny & Matt, his brother, is sooo irritated by it! 😂 makes Chris THAT much more FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂 also, im starting to see y Chris has an insecurity of thinking he's 'not smart enough.' ... thanks Matt. 👍🏾🤦🏾♀️
Im wondering if Chris still thought 2 legit 2 quit was a banger afterwards 😂. I was listening to lifeline in the car and LOLed at the hammer refences. I asked Siri to play some Mc hammer, and it was the first song she played! Definitely not the banger I remember 😅. Pray is much better though
I can't believe this podcast is where I found out Waiting had a DVD sequel without Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long....and it's exactly what you'd expect.
If you can't save it likely means you lack discipline and it takes discipline to create sustainable wealth thus you have to work on yourself discipline and why you want what you want or you won't have the staying power to create the wealth in the first place. It won't happen over night
My dad is from the south and he refers to his parents as mommy and daddy. He always has. His dad passed when he was young so that’s all he ever called him while he was alive. His mom lived to a much older age, but he still called her mommy. I’ve never thought about it being weird until today lol.
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maaaan only 2 more episodes to conclude the year of the bing bong I can't believe it
😂
Eheh😊
I love that Chris called Matt a little brother. Every episode I think “Matt is the most younger sibling that a younger sibling could be.” 😂
Omfg I actually laughed so fucking hard this entire episode 🤣🤣🤣
this is absolutely one of my favorite episodes - from start to finish absolutely hilarious 😂😂
Right. Omg. Was laughing hard !!
I. Was. LAUGHING. with you boys today!!!!!!! When you got the giggles I was doubled over with laughs, tears running down my face while I did dishes. Love you guys, merry Christmas
We NEED Matt to identify when Chris makes him angry every time. "Annnnd pissed" was PERFECT 😂
The hysterical laughing kills me I love it so much
Good GOD, was this a silly goose time.
😂 Rowing dirty finish the song up at the gym on the rowing machine lmao❤
This is the first episode that I realized Private Record would be on its own channel and not on supergood. Subbed!! Can’t wait!!!
Ohhh boy startin off hot with the QVC bit 🤣🤣
Matt looks really good with the brown, gold earring, and rings this ep
Dude Chris is ON ONE today
Chris, please YELL LOUDER with the Croix water description, HA!
SUNDAYS ARE FOR LIFELINE
it is WILD how Chris can’t compute how working out more leads to being more sore
5:37 so long dude😂😂😂
Sundays=lifeline 🎉
Endless summer guy is if Callen and Jason Momoa had a kid. If Chris says that, I will delete this.
Pod starts @3:26
this is why you guys are my church
It tastes like you thought about tangerine
Wow. And now Matt doesn't like Ryan Reynolds?! Are you kidding me?
matthew mcconaughey
Chris you should only kill a muscle once every 72hours do chest and let the back rest
I've heard Chris do QVC like 12 different times. I cant imagine how many times Matt has heard it. And everyone just waits for it to end hahah. Love it
Dude, his QVC bit is fucking gold. 😂 I grew up watching my mom and grandmother QVC shop, and his impersonation is spot-on. 🤣
It juuuuuuust got me.
I remember hearing his qvc voice on a podcast and I skipped 10mins forward and he was still doing it
its literally my fav thing he does
God the last 15 minutes might be the best example of sibling/sibling goofing around I've seen. Absolutely loved it
13:00 th minute was a pretty good example aswell
I wake up every morning at 5am to go to my boring job that doesn’t pay a lot , but this morning I spent it dying in laughter because of you two, thanks for making my morning fun.
The best !! The movie voice ! Hysterical. They were so funny, damn love them !
Delia really saved that chamillonaire bit by riding it through to the end.
That shit was endless 😂
Can I get some curry curry! 😂😂😂
Can I get some curry curry! 😂😂😂
They are both Delia
@@remodz6385 nah Matt is Delia’s brother
Matt’s face when Chris is monologuing about being a dad 😂
S'jealous.
@@gqedpbeicqnah it's annoying how much he does it 😂
So good lol 😂
I'm an Indian and I agree Slumdog Millionaire shouldn't have gotten an Oscar! Also the Chamillionaire bit was hilarious 😂
I agree Chris. I guess essence is kind of like when you put your sweaty gym socks in the duffle bag with your clean shirt and your shirt gets the essence of your socks.
*Chris in his particularly annoying mood and Matt rolling with it the whole ep even though he drank his Perrier had me dying*
His infomercial bit needs to stop, he does it every other episode and he does it for way too long
Urban dictionary definition of La Croix :
Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth
“Deleting a memory” guy… HOW are you saying everything and NOTHINGGGG at the same time!! My god I felt Chris on that one 😂😂
Dude that guy was insane. He looked like he was enjoying the smell of his own farts the whole time
Chris’s face and “what is this guy even saying?” Had me rollinggggg
literally came here just to say that guy SUUUUUUCKS
Can't listen with headphones because you keep banging the table 😢
Gah. How drop dead GORGEOUS and lovely was the British actahhh?
Heart eye emojeee
If you ain't fifth youre last
I think this is one of the most rip roaring episodes of the year of the bing bong 😂 I died the whole time.
Please, have less repeat submissions. Give more people a chance to call in with some better questions. The guy who though he was clever wasn't and was just rambling for a solid 45 seconds. Who cares if what you said was funny or not? That's the problem is that everyone is trying to be funny all the time. Stop trying so hard to be funny. If something is truly funny, it would and should occur naturally.
You should call in about it
the way that i have absolutely abused the rewind button to go back to 11:50 for the chamillionaire bit over and over again....😂
I will never know what fracking is either!!!
I want chris's laugh for my ringtone! I can listen to him laugh all day.
You have problems?
Duuude, I feel you 1000% on the la criox thing and anything else that advertises products like “it’s just water bro”
Hey, La Crocs. pick one. Are you water or flavored battery acid?
No one makes Chris laugh harder than himself and Matt.
And Callen
As soon as Chris said “you’re not going to want to know this” i knew it was gonna be a gym story
This might be my favorite episode solely for the Tony Robins bit at the end 😂😂😂
To the British guy, come to the US and I’ll be your sugar mama 😂
SC Ryan underscore ostell
By SC I mean a very popular used chat app if you can guess 🙂 but the comment gets deleted if you type it out fully, im from the UK and would be cool to know someone from the US especially if we both love Chris, chocolate croissants clip has gotta be my favourite 😂
Was brushing my teeth during that slumdog chamillionaire bit and it was so tough💀
I was rollin 🤣
“Is there something I’ve said that aligns with your version of reality?”…
I feel that this has been the stance Matt has had to take with Chris since day dot.
This is my favorite Podcast… Both brothers are comic geniuses 😎🇺🇸
I’ve spent no less than 10 hours watching this 1 ep. So hilarious… if you guys ever read this ❤
I could watch you two sausages killing each other laughing all day long; thanks for the great episode.
I was listening on Spotify but had to come see the pullup segment on video 😂
Man these video submissions get worse and worse every week lol
Matt: Is there anyone to call?
Chris: Ghostbusters
Made me laugh til I cried 😂
Right. Still laughing. And Matt gets so mad. Loll
I got admit it was kind of a bunk move taken your brother's last Perrier
One of the silliest episodes in a long time GEHGEHGEHGEH GHE GEH
I just got laid off for a few weeks yesterday right before Christmas LIFELINE ALWAYS LIGHTS MY DAY UP!!!
Could we please stop it with the repeat senders. We want new people.
59:01 55:33 11:30
This weeks submissions were from absolute lunatics
The subtle humor Chris drops on this show is so understated and hilarious to pair with his big, broader antics.
For example, when they were talking about this nose ring. Chris’ lines: I don’t know, I might THEN immediately shifts gears into “not me” was so gd funny
The dude literally said he is an actor @ minute 50
Matt was on fire this Ep!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
54:18 is the most lost your mind moment lolol
Chris laughs so much harder than Matt does at his own jokes
I think Matt liked saying Daddy.
Chris' QVC impression is my absolute favourite 🤣 the louder the funnier. I didn't think the episode could get any better but it did! I think this one might be the best ever, my cheeks hurt 😆
How dare you bash Waiting..
Wish I didn’t have to skip 3 and a half minutes of promotion every ep
Never watch Kill Tony then. It’s a solid 15 now.
Bro the Tony Robbin’s bit sent me dude
That Chamillionaire omg I was rolling
Chris…. Grow it or get a taper. It looks like you’re wearing a hat…. Matt never change you’re perfection.
I rewound the multiples of 6 bit too many times. 😂😂. Great show, guys.
Matt looks like sleepy Ryan Gosling
"gonna kick our asses the way he said that" made me spit up my drink lol 36:03
I can confidently say that this is hands down the funniest episode of podcasting I have ever listened to. I looked like an absolute maniac on the bus.
Matt Damon in the movie where he’s a knight with a mullet
Wow...Chris seriously killing the pod when he goes into his lame workout rants! Never stopping! Fighting the desire but also giving into the desire! Rome wasn't built in a day!! Never dying! Perserverance!! Never quitting!! And now I got bigger muscles!! People less hungry yet??!!!!
Dear Chris,
The reason you were more sore after 134 pull ups than 50 is because you accumulate fatigue the more you do a movement. This means more muscle damage and therefore a stronger inflammatory response causing more pain. Even if you do the same movement you do every workout, it’s the volume of reps that cause the soreness. Love how into lifting you are, it’s a very healthy and life prolonging habit 💪🏻❤️
Chris's hair looks so crazy!
Chris was hilarious / delusional this episode more than average. 😂
i love that Chris is sooo funny & Matt, his brother, is sooo irritated by it! 😂 makes Chris THAT much more FUNNNNNNYYYYYYY 😂😂😂😂 also, im starting to see y Chris has an insecurity of thinking he's 'not smart enough.' ... thanks Matt. 👍🏾🤦🏾♀️
Yooooordan...
With the SLAYM!!! (high pitched voice)
so off topic, late ,and not being used anymore but I still say it randomly cuz I love it.
Im wondering if Chris still thought 2 legit 2 quit was a banger afterwards 😂. I was listening to lifeline in the car and LOLed at the hammer refences. I asked Siri to play some Mc hammer, and it was the first song she played! Definitely not the banger I remember 😅. Pray is much better though
I can't believe this podcast is where I found out Waiting had a DVD sequel without Ryan Reynolds and Justin Long....and it's exactly what you'd expect.
Here’s something. Both Perrier and LaCrox suck donkey balls because every single sparkling water sucks and I agree with myself
As someone whol lived in India for 12 years i can´t begin to tell you how ridiculous that Slumdawg Chamillionaire was. Duuuuuuuude xD
“I get dizzy all the time. It’s normal” omg nonono 😂 me with chest pains
You wanna know why your pull-ups weren't divisible by 6? Because you added 50 to it. You're welcome.
Chris, suddenly wakes up from his bed at 4am in the night and yells - "i need fries with my burger!! what the fuck?!"
If you can't save it likely means you lack discipline and it takes discipline to create sustainable wealth thus you have to work on yourself discipline and why you want what you want or you won't have the staying power to create the wealth in the first place. It won't happen over night
My dad is from the south and he refers to his parents as mommy and daddy. He always has. His dad passed when he was young so that’s all he ever called him while he was alive. His mom lived to a much older age, but he still called her mommy. I’ve never thought about it being weird until today lol.
The Irish lad 😅🇮🇪
Hilarious episode. Didn't really need the validation seeking submissions. Chris n Mike had me rollin. Went to work late finishing the episode. ❤
Chris you’re probably experiencing vertigo I know someone who went on an all meat diet and it got rid of his vertigo! Something to consider
For the curb parking video, put out a sign that says something about "violators will be towed" then call the tow truck
Almost first!!!!!!!