Don't Wanna | ep. 104 - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
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Today we talk about unsolicited parenting advice, a Snapchat love triangle, pestering pregnancy questions, and what advice would you give to the 25-your-old you?
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0:00 Hella Stuff
14:43 Tattoo removal follow-up
18:50 Unsolicited parenting advice
25:40 Learning to appreciate indies
32:53 Snapchat love triangle
41:15 Pestering pregnancy questions
44:38 Talking to 25-year-old you
51:55 Skinny weight shame 
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Chris, last night I watched “EYE SEE YOU” (D-TOX) with Sylvester Stallone (2002) it started so bad, it’s a psychological thriller about cops and a serial killer. I almost shut it off until the 2nd act started. Turned into a good bad movie with half a dozen of today’s top actors that show up all of a sudden. Please watch unless you already have.
I thought you were going to St peterburg Russia I got the tickets to go to Russia dude now I'm on a terror watch list
Snapchat dude needs to end the relationship. She's not in the right headspace for a relationship with this guy. She's already proven dishonest and only came clean when confronted. That's gonna be in the back of this guy's mind forever (especially since he's an overthinker). Not worth the mental anguish and he's gonna become a paranoid, jealous person as a result. Get out, get over it, and get in a better situation.
agreed. time to end it
i’m shocked they didn’t say this ..
And don’t ask for your significant others social media logins wtf. If you get to that point you’re too far gone already. No healthy relationship consists of checking each others social media messages lol
Exactly. Just made a comment about my similar situation and it did not turn out well at all. He needs to RUN
All is right in here. Leave her alone and is she really wants you she’ll come back.
“Don’t wanna” really is a strong concept 😂
to the Snapchat love triangle guy…. RUN. and run FAST dawg
Absolutely get TF out of there. Just from the sirespect and having to catch her.
Yeah the boys got this one dead wrong run fast run far run now
EXACTLY
It’s me haha, yeah I ran, found out A LOT more bad information that she didn’t tell me… Im sending a update video soon
@@matthewogrady9076 hell yea dude you made the right call without a doubt. looking forward to the update
"giving her the option of messing up" is real big healing energy. Great advice. love is letting people be free to make choices.
Chris could absolutely play a Yakuza gang member in a movie and just speak gibberish and make it believable.
Thank god. I was searching so long for something to watch 😂
Same lol
Same here!
Love that feeling
Right? I know they always drop a lifeline ep on Sundays but when the notification pops up I'm always surprised in the best way lol.
Same!! Sundays would suck without Matt and Chris!
Sundays are for Lifeline my babies! Love you Matt and Chris. You make my day so much better🇧🇸🇧🇸 Come to The Bahamas. I'll be your tour guide😊
The “This is the time you’ll look back on” part is so beautiful
Snapchat guy needs to absolutely get out. It required you accidentally catching her lying for this problem to even show itself. She 100% is now being more skneaky this time and learning to deceive you more.
To the Snapchat love triangle - don’t listen to either Chris or Matt on this one. They’re not giving you the right advice in this situation, which makes me think they haven’t been in a situation like this. I have. Exactly like this. 3 months or less into what I thought was an INTENSE relationship, and she’s talking to her ex and telling me she’s still talking to him and doesn’t know what she wants, yadda yadda…that meant that she wasn’t in love with me and liked someone else more. I was on my way down dude, so let me save you some trouble, not that you’ll ever read this lol. But, RUN. Save yourself the heartbreak and cucked situation of being her sideline back burner offshoot boy toy, and RUN.
Matt is well read damn shouting out Yukio Mishima on Lifeline in 2024 is crazy
Haha!!!! True, true. This really isn’t the place for Mishima talk, is it?
Whoever is doing the editing, i see you and i appreciate you.
So true about the skinny weight comments. I’ve always struggled with my weight (hard to gain weight) and have dealt with comments my whole adult life. People think it’s okay when it’s not over weight comments, and it gets tiring. Like, I struggle just as much to add weight as ppl who struggle to lose it. How is it ok to throw negative comments at me about it?!
Hey guys... Another South Aussie here who loves you both.
Thanks for the good times!
Another Blessed Sunday
I literally stopped everything I was doing when Matt gave the 25yr old advice. Resonated with me so hard as a 29 year old always waiting to get to the next place to be happy with where I’m at. Such a perfect duo with the laughs and actual great advice. Love you boys, praying for Chris’s sobriety ❤
Exact same. Exact same age and all, that part is beautiful
“Spoiled Brats in Irvine” Pablo Francisco reference. That special is god damn hilarious.
Matt's advice to his 25-yr old self is exactly what I thought of for myself
🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
crying at "nice job on the W" and Chris saying basketball 😂 they're both so quick I love it
What I love about this show is that is goes from genuine, thought out advice to “uh oh, I’m oinkin” 😂
🎥 Money Pit🎥
When Tom Hanks falls through the hole in the floor with the carpet keeping him stuck is the funniest part!! When he starts to laugh it makes ME belly laugh every time!! ❤❤❤
The money Pit and True Romance with Patricia Arquette and Christian Slater are my two favorite movies!! ❤❤
Matt sportin the greasy crooked Alfalfa is hilarious! 😂 and Chris's hair is a 5w30!!😂😂
I don’t really believe in “guilty pleasures”… it’s just something you enjoy so enjoy it without shame!
Agree!!!! 100%
Keep'em coming!
I think that was the best episode of all time.
Why was Matt so tanned in the clip 😂😂😂
Sun
Sun
God Bless Sunday. Happy Sunday People
Chris and I are the same age and I also started forgetting stuff and honestly, it freaks me out. I also drink hella coffee so maybe it is that.
I'm 44 too, and I forget quite a bit because of the Gabapentin I take (like Chris as well). Also, my name is Chris! 😅
this happens to me often but i’m 22 but also have audhd
It iiiis that, it iiis that
@@maynardtrendle820wtf I take gabapentin too!!!
The simp in the Snapchat love story. MADE IT ALL UP!! Hey guy your 14 years old😂
I’m SOOO surprised Chris wasn’t like hey man, you’re 12, 🤷♂️. Lol
wow matt is TAAAAN👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
Bros nailing advices today 👍
38:33 Now follows the most philosophical thing Chris has ever said. And as a bonus: in 1.5 seconds he makes a Professor Hawking face. Great stuff.
Alternative title : ADHD
Last 3 minutes are the funniest.
Love the movie question and have Matt articulate what is good/bad. It’s on point and I love listening to him talk movies. Rian Johnson is one such director that wants to alienate viewers and for that reason it sucks. Also; 46:50. Same thing I’ve said to myself and still say even though I landed my dream job. Great advice.
Hell yeah dude!!!
@@mattdeliamuch love and respect. Hope you and Chris both make it down to Sydney !
Such David Lynch-ian advice after just talking about David Lynch’s. Love it!
26 .. I appreciate the advice to enjoy the phase of life you’re in now!
I love that Chris loves tv lol we have similar taste in shows. Just started Broadchruch after hearing him talk about it.
I L-O-V-E Mr. Mom!!! Michael Keaton is the man. So funny.
What a banger episode
The pig snorting was fucking killing me holy shit
I am proud of Chris...
first time I have heard him pronounce Nanaimo correctly since he started saying it a couple/few weeks ago 😂
Ok the listening when you don’t look like it versus not listening when you look like you are I relate to way too much 😂 for me it’s either the adhd or tism I think that makes it that way for me personally lmao I learn way more from listening while doing something else than reading as well 👀
6:37 Professor Hawking face coming up in 1 second
Lol almost made me crash crying laughing with the pig noise. Shit was spot on
Ahhh yes, my sunday blues are now gone
“Why don’t you eat a burger… you ate them all” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not wanting parenting advice is crazy to me. "Ya never done this thing that is the most important thing I will ever do, na I got to it bro".
I was literally asking every parent I met for advice. researching, reading, learning.
It's kind of a big deal raising a person
The problem is unsolicited parenting advice, genius. He clearly said he's not talking about family giving him advice. Do you people just listen for two seconds before making a comment?
This episode was damn good, y'all seemed to really be in the groove together. Hard to put my finger on exactly why, but I like it!
47:50 I first thought you said, "being harmless as yourself." I know I'm wrong but I'm going with it.
Beside the miss-quote, I can tell you're good brothers and family. The manners you use as you speak about the words you recall from your past is warm. Peace.
The Ace Ventura reference made me laugh.
One thing for absolute certainty is that Matt could not be more country 😂
10:24 - 10:42
This was gold! I got a good laugh from this lol 😂
Realest episode. Loved it. Resonated with me in particular. Good shit. 👌
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
First 1 hour episode! Congratulations (lol)
I can’t wait until the producer removes the table banging noises so I can join the Patreon
I am constantly looking out my window because I think the table banging noise is someone outside my house closing a car door or something.
Don't wanna watch any other podcast but this one.
Snapchat dude: your pacing around the room says it all... BOUNCE ASAP
Chris Delia giving advice to people with his brother is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
What an out-of-context comment. Hmmm, seems you think we all share your headspace. What a feminine ass way of looking at shit 😂
Eh s’secretly resentful and backhanded as fuck.
Wow, I was the third to like this video. My day is complete now.
I think its an ADHD trait, which is also linked to anxiety people with adhd have anxiety they’re correlated. It’s a trait to seem like you’re listening when you aren’t, and be actually listening when you seem like you aren’t !!
The brain tumor spin move from hell 😂
🤯time travel and good advice 💯
I will see you in Victoria my man!!
24:00 I felt that...
58:44 Bonus professor Hawking face coming up in one second!
Coupl'a slicksters got 'em a show. 🎉
Welcome to April babies 😌
Hey!!! Kangaroo Island REPRESENT!!! 👊✌️ We are at Willunga South Australia bro ❤
The start of this ep made me realize how fantastic Chris and Matt would be as yapping pigeons on a wire in an aimated film lol just heckling and fast talking slick in jersey lol too bad chris is blackballed. Wouldve been nice. Reap what you sew tho ya know?
My girl never understands why i like MST3K and rifftrax
Matt please say “CHAT CHAT A NOOOOGAH” when Chris does his dates
LMAO on it
Colin woodall.. on .. on peacock 😂😂😂 idk why this story took me out man
someone help me out here. what’s the episode where Chris talks about giving his glasses to the lady at the mall kiosk and she breaks them? 🤣🤣
Hands down best way to kick off a Sunday… RUNK!
Matt with the magic mind shot.....
No Jordan with the slam
I definitely aged backwards listening to Snapchat kid
21:36 - you can’t ignore the possibility of a non-comic goin for it and trying to tell a joke for the first time
34:45 she's FOS my guy. Drop that move on and find a chick that doesn't have her ex in the back of her mind which is not the only back part of her he's in
Matt and Chris looking like brothers fr here.
Not Matt Delia looking like that Zeus guy from the motivational car clips lmao.. jk Matt is chill at least
The editor went extra hard on this one
Matt's 25 year old advice: Listen to the song "I'm in a Hurry" by Alabama.
32:43 just ate a nice burger 😊🍔 👍🏻
never allow someone that didn't get over their ex don't do that to ur self.
My apartment is like a big dusty bedroom of clutter. Also I'm afraid to leave if it's not for work or errands.
Matt looks so tan!
Here for comments like this.
Guy with the girl with the snapchat ex. It’s all up to you, but the trust is gone. That concern is always going to be in the back of your mind. It’s stress you don’t need piling up. I’d say get out of that relationship, give yourself some time to be heal and be centered again and then find a girl you can build trust with. This is based off of my own experiences so take it for what you will, but it’s never worth the headache as much as you may feel it is in the present. A fresh start is a better option when you’re young and there are great girls out there who aren’t confused about their ex’s and know what they want and want to actually build something. In any case, keep your head up.
YOU said it was harry kerri 😂
That was really hard on them to not be mean to the kid crying about his girlfriend and her ex lol.
Matt shows his arm….no tan line hahaha
Two kids and traveling the country basically all year....id have a scramble brian too
Where’s the Patreon
The next time you're in Stockton California drive 20 minutes south towards Tracy California and check out hella pie pizza on 10th and Central best pizza in the 209
❤❤❤
One thing ive learned from this show is how sensitive or easily annoyed some people are.
41:08 bootscoots ❤
Told my girlfriend we’re going to see laugh jokerson soon
Hey young dude with the girlfriend issue... The human soul takes a little while longer to realize the relationship is over. The mind and body already know this but the soul which was activated during the relationship just takes a little while longer to process. With that said, makes sure she has enough space to process the information and make sure she knows you understand. She probably got into a relationship with you too soon after her breakup and she still needs time to process. Do not breakup with her, just give her some alone time once in a while to process the information and to let her soul heal from the breakup.
It saddens me how young love is just brushed off as if it's silly and impossible. It's the most beautiful thing and back in the days people use to marry their first love which is why I hope you guys are in love and never give up.
Coming in hot with this episode wow.