The Pissed Meter Is Broken (ep. 75) - Lifeline
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THE FUCKING SHIRTS CAME IN! Today we have some follow ups, some Jordan With The Slam submissions, distorted reality in movies, and how to deal with going to weddings.
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0:00 The shirts came in
11:10 "You look pretty" follow-up
20:26 Going to weddings
27:44 Drummer follow-up
35:29 Fan advice
39:22 Distorted movie reality
45:14 JWTS Submission
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Chris actually has good hair in this episode. And the normal size tee is pimpin pimpin.
It definitely looks better longer.
Hair is less oiled up and the shirt finally fits like a shirt instead of a dress! Nice!
Heh s’dick about it man, his hair almost always is fucking kickin’ , it’s just kickin’s extra gears
And I won that one! Whooo! Fuck yeah
Shame about the dead tattoos
Whenever Chris goes into a random singing session always gets me 😂
And how Matt hates it so much
I laughed so hard i almost choked on my drink as i sipped it & at the same time, i fell off the couch! (Literally couldn't take a breath for an entire minute dude) 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate that so much...
Laughed SO HARD during the cardinal bit
I almost choked on my breakfast while listening to that part from laughing so hard. Had to go back and re-listen and laugh just as hard 🤣🤣🤣
Shirts look great and Chris’s hair is on point.. Matt’s always looking effortlessly flawless hehehe love you guys
Anyone else here thought the Australian guy actually made good points? The egg thing was a little taken out of context because the eggs themselves weren't really the point he was making.
When someone sneezes I have always said "blesh you" because when I was younger I misheard the word and literally thought people were saying blesh instead of bless. I still say that till this day because it is one of the many things that makes life rip!!!
Wow that just made me laugh so hard! 😅😂😂😂 I’m going to implement that from now on! So good!
Lol I'm not the only one. Ah yes dude
Thats how we say it in rural Ireland
I still say blesh you!!
@32:30, Chris re-working "said it and forget it" in a different way is next level.... Also the synchronized "s'deeper" @34:57 is incredible.
Chris’s hair is really firing on all syllables this week.
For real
Yes, Chris this is the best you can do 💯
Came to say this ❤️🔥
You missed the opportunity to say “..firing on all follicles…”
@@bensample8040 Lol best & most underrated comment on RUclips
I am laughing way too hard about Chris saying the guy’s hair looked like Sceletons Hood! 😂😂😂
Couple things. It’s absolutely obvious the Aussie guy was saying leave eggs because if the guy doesn’t park properly they’d crush and I’m pissed. The 750 was also a great tip because had he said to the daughter he needs to claim it on tax she wouldn’t have removed it from his salary, and now I’m brm.
Proper fitting tees look good on you boys though and the cropped/wavy hair on Chris looks🔥
Chris cutting Matt off way early and then not having his opinion thought out. I caaaant 😂. Matt’s blood pressure 🥵
I love these brothers soo much😂i wish they had a sitcom back in the day
Is the brother a sex criminal as well? That would be a crazy sitcom.
@@CoadyShaykay
I only say "bless you" to strangers at the store who try to be quiet about it.
Australian caller actually made a great point with the income claim on tax advice.
THE SHIRTS 😂
Also I’m Catholic and still listen to y’all
Ehhhhh’s’fake
@@doublet_inthemorningwhat
Catholicism is a mental illness but congrats
@deepseablu91 if you didn't get it... you're a poser eh s'fake
Stolen design from Gangster Popeye
I was dying at the cardinal pope part 😂🤣
When matt gets pissed at chris, too funny😂
Chris! Your hair looks incredible!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Right!!!
Dude was probably saying “next up” like next person in line
Thanks guys
Love the Sunday show
Bro Chris you look fire 🔥 with the beefed out tee. Hair on point too!
“I’m just gonna put some eggs near ya!” cracked me up haha. Side note; Chris has the strangest relationship with music.
"eeeh..s'....____" always gets me 😂😂😂
Making my Monday morning yet again. Love Lifeline!
First guy with the hatchet is wearing my old shower curtain
The guy with the egg and tax advice had TWO PIECES OF GREAT ADVICE
Once upon a time, Matt was born and became the cutest thing to ever live. The end.
You forgot the chapter where he eats eggs
S'deeper
@@milanaleksovski2712 s'confused by your comment? What's s'deeper?
@@mwanderer1 s'deeppperrrrrr
@@mwanderer1wtf dude
Absolutely love and truly care about the jawdayynn with the slayuummmm! ❤😂
That whole cardinal bit literally took me out 😂😂😂😂
Literally 🙄
That one friend +
Random strange exclamation +
decades long running joke = *Jordan with the slaayum*
So.... we are all going to just ignore that fact that they both say M"AY"rio brothers?
Thank you
Chris looks like he just woke up
Laughed so hard and long, and had to pause it at the guy "Hey....Don't touch my eggs!"
I have some physiological thing where I never sneeze less than 5-10 times in a row. "Bless you" is not a thing I do, or respond to.
5:54 wtf is Merrio? Ohh you mean Mario right? 🤦♂️ 😆
the essence of "Jordan with the slam" is that it was a catchphrase someone had that was unintentionally funny.
Thanks professor
Yay, I'll be seeing you in fort myers can't wait!
They got the shirts!!!!!!!! Ooooooooouuuuuu all the babies gotta rock these 😂
Chris looking like one lean beef patty 💪🏼
Wheeen the earth starts to rumble and you take a tumble just trust in Gooooooooooooddd
Love the shirts ❤😂
“Bless you” just means “HEY DID YOU REALIZE YOU JUST SNEEZED, BECAUSE I DID…. You just sneezed bro”.
The cardinal part wow when he said cardinal pope I absolutely pissed myself
Chris saying “Marry-oh” for “Mario” made me twitch
I always say jordan with da slam, now always in my head. Finally tweety shirts.. Love this pod.❤ i know the Gregory Scott Network..
We had to stop watching movies with my dad because it would dead silent and focused on whatever movie we were engaged in and out of no where he’d be like “you know what the wind chill factor on that would be? He would’ve died” like okay bro relax !
42:46 is a perfect cut to Matt
That egg guy killed me😂
the whole “I’m gellin like Magellan” ad campaign was for doctor Scholl’s gel shoe inserts lol not Jellies
Jordan with the slam is a catch phrase for sure
bro... day 1 baby here... The Cardinal google took me the fuck out lmao. Chris's face when hes trying to explain himself is absolutely.... a 10 out of 10. " ohhhhhhh Cardinal Pooooopppeeeee.... Going to hellllllllllll " 🤣🤣
we gate kept those shirts? WOW boys. love it
This was almost a "Jordan with the slam!" My brothers would always say "Goodwill!" With a funny accent synchronized with a slap on the top of the back. I can't remember why exactly or what it meant but we laughed.
This is.what i needed this morning!
Dude the shirts!!
I got the same thoughts on sneezing lol
Jordan with the slam is just like all of the quotes from the NBA jams arcade game. I still say boom-shoqa-locka from time to time :-)
Chris looks like a former rock star that still trying to hang on to his hair
let’s fucking go was itching for this one
Do these usually drop this late Sunday?
Yo I think the Tweety Bird shirts are the result of poor translation.
Like it was supposed to be “i’ll fuck them up” but some non english speaker wanted to remove the word FUCK for the tshirt and changed it to “i’ll have sex with them” because they misunderstood what “i’ll fuck them up” meant
"I'm alex jones" laughed way to fuckin hard at that
Love the shirts!
The Earth Quake Song kills!
The big boy outsideeee 😂
“If you’re Catholic and you’re listening, why ya still Catholic” LOL 😂😂😂
They got the shirts!
guy: all i said was you look pretty, you're reacting weirdly
same guy: don't say bless you to me when i sneeze, i don't want to say thank you
exactly lol. you know this dude was so awkward and weird when he said it, my dream is that this girl sees it and sends in a video
So when does the “Jordan with the slam!” T shirts/hoodies come out? Oooooo imagine shoes 😮
I’m the one that sent in that last vid (Jordan with the SLAM) 😂
LMAO THEY GOT THE SHIRTS lmaaaaaaao
Big boy burger guy was saying “eskeit” short for “let’s get it”
Nice episode, approved 👍
Yes I would rather have a beautiful 1950's chevy than any of the new crap vehicles coming out nowadays 💯
Finally chris is looking like a sane person
37:15 I’ll put some eggs near ya🤣😂😂🤣 bro I’m in the gym with literal tears I cannot watch this and workout effectively 🤣😂🤣🤣
When people sneeze, I shush them.
Harland is a Canadian treasure 🇨🇦💎
Love your piercings. I've got two of those. From Vancouver🎉
@@kamartaylor2902 Ayyeee 🥳 Northern BC here 👋🏼
@@Beatit444 Nice. Chris came to Edmonton. I think he's on the east coast now though. 😩
Matt has to get a pair of jellies and wear them on the next episode 😂
Yaaaa! 🤣💖
14:07 the origin of “bless you” started back in the day when people assumed that not only snot blasts out of your face, but your soul dose as well.
Fuck yeahhh the shirts!!!!!
Everybody saying Chris's hair is fire but the first thing I noticed is Matt's hair. Matt's hair is really pimpin pimpin in this one! 😎
Can someone please link the original episode where he talks about the Jordan with the slam thing
Can someone please tell me the episode where they explain the jordan with the slam thing? I forgot hahaha
"Jordan with the slam" comes from NBA Jam. I literally used to do the SAME THING ALL THROUGH EARLY 90S. House party yell out on the regs. It's been SO crazy to parallel the 2 dorks lives.
Those Tweety shirts are redick but I want one 😂
The big boy outsideee
Chris's hair is jordan with the slammin!
Hair on point - both 😊
Gotta keep wearing matching shirts
the editing is literally soooooo good this episode!!!! LOVE IT!!!❤
Literally is literally not needed.
@@lovefist86 it's so much more fun & emphatic tho!!!!! 😩
That girl went from saying she was a “ real drummer” to hand drummer real quick…
i’m convinced there is only one jordan w the slam.
When chris repeated Cardinal popes!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 16:58
thank you for moving the straw Chris
Chris on Harland’s Highway would be gr8. Wish he crossed pods more
Harland's shirts are epic:)
Chris getting so pissed at the Matt talking shit about how the merch feels likes shit makes me HEHE 😂😂
This was a damn funny ep