One Pound Plopper (ep. 67) - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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Today we have advice for a guy who keeps getting attacked by a shark, a house decorating question, how to respond to "Anything fun to do around here?", and a discussion about how many women order food.
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0:00 25 Days
14:08 Preemptive mustache question
19:25 Shark Attack Shark Attack
29:07 Wife won't decorate her office
31:44 The sweetest guy on Earth
38:47 Rough dating outlook
42:26 Viewer views
45:43 "Anything fun to do around here?"
49:28 Female restaurant ordering 
Развлечения
7:44 🤣😂🤣 “where does your back hurt?” “Everywhere I go”
Matt’s one liner response to “what happened to your mustache?” Was so funny and maybe the most underrated, under appreciated joke this year.
It was good but I thought Chris had the better idea. I feel like the your mom stuff is like something thats been way overdone.
Ya man.....
Such a dick Rider, Matt isn’t even funny
The shark guy is the same as people in San Francisco staying there after getting their cars robbed again and again, being like “the city has just had a charm about it”
The city has just had...nice
s'foreign
San Francisco is so nice but you can't drive anywhere without using a parking garage every time
I went there like 5 years ago, and it was a shithole then. Walking the streets was nightmarish when you have children with you. People weren’t even shitting in California yet, I can’t even imagine what fckn putrid piss ridden pit it’s become since then. Just the videos you see if streets I remember walking down, that are now shanty towns and filled with zombies. It’s far beyond just “insane” the city is literally rotting.
Seattle has become the exact same. Once interesting and beautiful places are now shit stained, crowded with spastic freaks, trash everywhere. You hear screams of pain and sorrow at night if you’re out and wandering. It’s truly actually a living nightmare at times and I don’t even live inside the city, that’s just visiting at night.
Used to explore as a teenager without worry, now that’d be the most irresponsible self owning decision to make as a kid. Fkn freaks have taken over
ikr like, hearing about just how absurdly stubborn his Father is about not changing-up his swimming spot, all I can think is, "it's the OCEAN; there's MORE than enough room for y'all to enjoy swimming in the Pacific without encroaching on each other's territory!"
Every once in awhile, "Tony Pizza" pops in my head
Shoutout to the producers for being such good sports 😂
Plot twist: The producers wrote this comment
I Juanna fire ‘em
Are you a bot?
I’m pretty sure the one producer is Juan Fyre and they’ve been friends forever. Not sure if Maco(?) is Ivan Getsridof tho
Honestly the producer fucking up made this the best episode of Lifeline ever.
This entire episode was amazing and it’s only been up for 9 minutes
Doesn't add up
@@jigsawkillerHmmmm
When Matt is singing One Pound Fish and Chris says "The Fuq is that!" Took me out hahaha
21:58 : I must've replayed this part like 20 times and laughed hysterically every time 😂😂😂😂
The pure joy in Chris face when he seen 1 pound fish Indian guy
Is Matt's earring wearing an earring?
😂
Yeeeeauhhhhhh.... it's not a good look.
Ah yes dude
Got that double dangle angle baby
lame
6:19 135 degrees in Death Valley must just be a record heat for USA. Iraq was over 140 when I was stationed there back in 2004.
Just to let you know, Chris, we can all see the coffee stain on your shirt
Chris Italian accent never gets old !!
Better pack a shiv in LA....
LMFAOOOO 22:18 PACO conTINUOUSLY pulling up tik tok is fucking killing me
Gut laughs from the mustache part
Perfect way to spend my birthday morning! 🥳. Both Matt’s and Chris’ hair are a 9/10 today!
Happy Birthday!
Chris and Matt cornered the market on Italian hair🙌🎯
The accidental interruptions are GOLD
Can't wait to hear about Chris's deadlift progress
Shark guys dad needs to keep going there, natural selection ya know..😂
22:00
DAAAMMMN!!
you two went Christian Bale on his ass!!
the whole scene up until 22:45
hahaha
s'christianbale
How was this episode not called THE RETURN OF JUAN FYRE
"where does your back hurt?" --"wherever i go"...😂😂
“If rabbit’s were big we’d be fucked.” ~ Chris D’Elia
“No I’ve never thought about that - in fact I’m still not thinking about right now” - Matt D’Elia😂
This is definitely mustache episode… also Chris’s pasty leg had me laughing the hardest when he showed us his cool
Shoes
Maybe the guy with the Lime Scooter was trying to steal Chris’ Apple Pay info. Uhoh
Chris trying so hard to hold in a laugh 😂. 21:15
I regret it so it didn't happen! I love it, I'm using that.
50:35 this is my husband asks all the time his favorite “what do you recommend to eat here?” 🤪
"ooohh yeaaa" dead 💀
This was a goooood one!
👍🏼😎❤️
High af cleaning my kitchen and gotta say you both were hilarious today.
Oh wow this was my favourite episode🙌
my girls in the bathroom taking a 1 pound plopper! 🎶 lmfao!!
"one pound fish ... So an anime" I see your a man of culture as well 😂💯
An intervention with the shark making a cameo 😂😂😂 that’s wild
I had the "Money Talks" movie poster hanging in my room!!! Eeehhhh s'good!!!
Macho never fails to live up to the Juan Fyre name
That guy repping legit old school death metal is my fucking hero.
Just watched this for the second time. Still funny as hell😂😂
Literally wept during the OOOOOOPS!
Sounds like a wrestlers finishing move.."ONE POUND PLOMPER! ONE POUND PLOMPER!"
The camera zoom was hilarious on Chris’ face
I can’t agree more about the ordering/food topic I know what I want-that’s it, there’s 4 things. Keep it moving.
Y’all were very silly today 😂
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“Have a shark show up” killed me
Well I haven't had One Pound Fish in my head for years, so it's great that it's back and will remain indefinitely.
"On a bender" 😄 🤣
Best episode yet 💛🙏
I would like more questions to be fit in the show.
I dont decorate either. It's just more crap I have to dust. I prefer clean surfaces and things put away.
Matt going full Christian Bale lmao
Chris and Matt slowly falling in love with the guy whose fiancè aks too many questions ordering food 😂
matt getting angry at chris about not putting the forward slash in then calling it lifetime LOL!
So turns out that these newest top temps in the world are “FAKE”. Weather temps are measured 2m up from the surface of the ground. BUT these new top temps are GROUND TEMPS measured at ground surface, which is ALWAYS warmer. But will they tell you this OR make and announce this correction or change? No.
The way Matt and chris talk to staff on the pod, you can tell Matt and Chris are the type to yell at their maids.
nah I think they’re long time friends with the producers
@@leacristina821 ahh just a bit of banter
51:26 get a perm Matt just enough to wave it up!!! I’ll do it 🙋🏻♀️for ya! Licensed cosmologist here 😎
Matt opening up the podcast about a MAGA shirt was surprising 😂
lol nice
One Pound Fiisshh 😂 vary vary good 💀
New game: who can guess the amount of stains on Chris' shirt?
Hey there D'eliah what's it like in New York city,
I'm a thousand miles away, but tonight you look so pretty.
YOOOOOHOOOO THIS EPISODE GOES BINKERS 🎉
51:51 "Hurry up Swedeheart; to his wife"
Chris is a good actor n/c when I saw him on that show w/ Whitney he seemed like the best sweetest boyfriend in the world. He was good on that other show where he co owned a bar. With that tiny little white guy he use to call Baby bird which felt improvised
The best 😂😂 great episode boys
Hahaha I thought of the same mamma cupcake to the must-ash
HOW DID THIS CHANNEL GET SHADOW BANNED AGAIN!?!?!?! RUclips you got it all wrong!!! Best pod EVER!!!
I usually listen to the pod, but I needed to see what Matt’s shirt looked like.
The guy ranting about people asking if there is anything fun to do around here kinda looks like if Alfred Molina ( Dr.Octavius from spider man) & Hugh Jackman had a baby
Lean against the wall.....every Actor....hahahaha love chrisdelia 4evs👑💪💥💰🤣🏄
I couldn't tell if they were actually coming at chris the producer 😂😂
They Christian Baled him. I was waiting for the "ARE YOU PROFESSIONAL OR NOT?!!"
Thank ya very much
Not gonna bring up that the guy’s dad from NEBRASKA is getting attacked multiple times by sharks lol that’s the most land locked state in North America lol
Hey guys I'm interested in the open producer position
Have you ever thought about that?
No, and in fact, I’m not even thinking about it right now.
One pound plopper here, get your ice cold one pound plopper here!
You cannot give good advice with a yellow baseball cap on backwards.
Matt's hat should be merch
George does make Seinfeld for sure. Best episode is The Comeback though.
Bald guy was SSSOBROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
The worst advice for the mustache guy 😂
Yes customer is only right sometimes lol !!!
10 days chris I agree. The 11th day you’re like when are we leaving
Ayyyyyee Charlotte NC!!!🤟
The best advice for not getting shark bit is draw a line in the sand then hold your head under water while pointing at the line and tell the sharks they can't come across the line. Works every time. Well maybe not every time but it does work as much as moving down the beach.
Wearing a Lifetime hat on Lifeline. Eh'S'Confusing.
commenting to tickle the algo bc i love you guys
24:09 😂
The zoom in on Matt when Chris kept repeating, I came up with that!! 10/10😂😂😂😂 So relatable! Made me think of my sister and her dumb ass comments 😅
Every other pod is starting to do advice/calls but this is by far the superior duo ❤
Episode should be called "One Hockey Stick ife, Another Hockey Stick ine".
The best Seinfeld character is definitely George, he was written as Larry David's alter ego and played perfectly. He has the widest character arch and some of the best single story lines in the entire series.
so you wanna be my latex salesman??
33:50 Gate Creeper - "Ed Burns and Kate Hudson in a romantic comedy, wandering on the streets of Manhattan. Coming to a theater near your this summer."
Near your? Hmmmmmmm
@@hittman1412 Ahhhh!! in 360p 🤣
Sooooooo.....we're just going to mole over the fact that this man's dad, escaped a shark attack.....not once, but TWICE!😳. LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!.
Just make sure his life insurance is up to date. And let dad become one with the sharks.
Lifeline❤️🎯💫
I hope Matt sees this:
The customer hasn’t been right since 1986. 😘
How was this episode not called JUAN FYRE
Vedy vedy gooood, 1 pound fieshhhh
Giant rabbits? Watch “The Night of the Lepus”. It’s about giant radioactive killer rabbits! And it stars, Janet Leigh, and DeForest Kelly. it’s a cult classic!