12:45 I have to disagree my parents are old and they just forget things and it's not because they don't want to go it's because they are super old and forget
Matt being mad that no one says hi and Chris being mad that no one says anything when he almost “chokes” is the same thing. In both situations no one was acknowledged and no one died.
chatGPT everything. nicknames, dirty talk, every birthday card, and wedding vows mark wahlberg- say 'yeah, I am, want an autograph?' cocacola wife- get the little baby cans that are like 4oz. I hate wastefulness, I get it.
You'd think in 2023, people would understand that buying and consuming small ass products is bad for the planet. Much better to not drink sodas at all or at least buy a big bottle and keep it in the fridge. 8 ounce cans and any small packages should be avoided. That is, if you care a smudge about that fckin globe.
by the way. When chris and matt said it's okay to have a few sips and throw it away, i was a bit sad. What the fuck is that mentality. Stop wasting. Since i was a kid, i was told to not waste, food or anything else, that most thing you buy will stay on this planet long after your death. As kids, we were told consumption habits would change towards more repsect for the environment. I'm 28 now, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS CHANGED. Wake up people.
@@jgrinns you’re so right. Root beer is good but a rare choice. And my taste buds completely changed after having covid in 21 and colas taste like TRASH to me now
Hey chat gpt guy… what an a-hole! Writing a letter to your gf and it’s the only thing she asked for?! Do better, be more grateful that’s a simple and beautiful gift and couldn’t even do it yourself. To the girl, if you see this, that’s such a sweet thing to want only that and it sucks he couldn’t deliver. I don’t know what he’s like, obviously haha, but that’s a shitty move on his part. You seem way too nice to be that way to!
😂u r a comedian, you said something that made people laugh (sitcom style). That's on u, that u need to choke enough till people actually panic b4 anyone does something🤣.. And Then -exits scene in a huff-🤣 classic . Of course your family is your laugh track. Its a sign of the times🙃
If Matt is that chill, it's because he had to cop with Chris the Storm his whole childhood. They're a good combo. Reminds me of my brother and I, similar age gap.
Mark Whalberg... Return the compliment and say "oh, that's funny because I thought you looked like (insert ugly celebrity here)." Once my uncle was told he looks like John Goodman haha, pissed him off. Or sarcastically say "Oh I never heard that before" and they will feel dumb and unoriginal lol.
Coming from Hispanic household when somebody walks in the room, everyone has to say hello. That’s kind of rude, not acknowledging a new person walking into the room. 😂😂😂
LMFAO @4:43 " I think its pretty Bi.... i dont think you should care about that." Clearly Chris was about to tell Matt that hes Eh'Seh'Bitch for getting mad when people dont say Hello 🤣
I think Dr Pepper is the shit and Diet Dr Pepper is one of the closest Diet versions of the main version. But I can also see how people might think it tastes like couch medicine
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12:45 I have to disagree my parents are old and they just forget things and it's not because they don't want to go it's because they are super old and forget
Matt being mad that no one says hi and Chris being mad that no one says anything when he almost “chokes” is the same thing. In both situations no one was acknowledged and no one died.
And… doesn’t anyone love either of them?
Lmao 🤣
😂
Thanks for some reason this gave me closure
Andddd she just came on to show her hooters 😂
I instantly thought the exact same thing!! LMAO!! 😂
Eh, S’insecurrree! 😂
Was about to comment this.
Eh girl with your titties out watcha-doin huh? Got probs huh? Sss’insecure
@@The1SSGrant lmao not at all, s’factsssssss
I don’t know that I necessarily agree with this statement but the sound Matt made at the beginning of her vid absolutely took me outttt 😂😭
I think Chris secretly loves that he got a laugh out of his family when he nearly died by rice.😂
Of course and that day he decided to be a comedian! 🤣
Chris definitely wasn't choking, he acted like it cuz family was enjoying the food and didn't talk about him for 2 minutes 😂
Y'all need to make more RUclips shorts and TikToks of some of your best lifeline moments. This will help bring more viewers to the podcast.
You can make it yourself you have a cell phone so get to clipping
Chris you’re 100 % right to acknowledge all angles of a situation!
I think this is the best Chris' hair has looked in any pod.
This podcast needs to be 2 hrs long. Even with Luxury it’s not enough. Also, Chris’s Italian rant is pure gold.
I just want to say Matt showed up SO feisty today! That hill
Chris won the ‘stylish award’ this episode. Nice shirt!
He's got a dad vibe this episode
Chris swivelling in his chair expecting a bigger laugh for “Sorry I forgot *squawk**” is fucking hilarious dude
Timestamp?
one of the funniest episodes to date. "diet coke people are the worst" as i'm literally sipping a diet coke lol!
chatGPT everything. nicknames, dirty talk, every birthday card, and wedding vows
mark wahlberg- say 'yeah, I am, want an autograph?'
cocacola wife- get the little baby cans that are like 4oz. I hate wastefulness, I get it.
Time for my weekly coffee and podcast time on my comfy couch
that one lady dragged the question out longer to give her tatas more airtime lol
For the soda question submission (and Matt), a good solution is getting those little short 8 ounce cans instead of a full size can or bottle.
You'd think in 2023, people would understand that buying and consuming small ass products is bad for the planet. Much better to not drink sodas at all or at least buy a big bottle and keep it in the fridge.
8 ounce cans and any small packages should be avoided. That is, if you care a smudge about that fckin globe.
by the way. When chris and matt said it's okay to have a few sips and throw it away, i was a bit sad.
What the fuck is that mentality. Stop wasting.
Since i was a kid, i was told to not waste, food or anything else, that most thing you buy will stay on this planet long after your death. As kids, we were told consumption habits would change towards more repsect for the environment.
I'm 28 now, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS CHANGED. Wake up people.
Chris! Love ya your hair looks great! Matt love your fashion thank you guys for the show it makes my day ❤
Matt is right about the saying hello thing, & Chris is right about the choking thing
Popsicles are refreshing on a hot day but okay guys 😂
Also that may be the best shirt I’ve ever seen Chris wear.. looks so good!
btw the popsicle is delicious it's called Piggelin I'd KILL for a Piggelin rn
The popsicle guy is the greatest submission I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
their faces took me out 😂😂💀
“Nobody’s smart” is just “Everybody’s Stupid” in reverse. 😆
Great podcast ! Look foward to seeing it every week.. interesting , cool and hilarious brothers .. yall Rock!!
Chris your shirt! S’bowling alleyyyy 😂❤
You guys need to do more highlights. This podcast is amazing and more ppl need to see it
To Harley Quinn, nicest jugs yet on the podcast. Congratulations 🥇
BINGBONGGG IT'S SUNDAAAY
I agree with chris that this is honestly been my favorite and most underrated podcast out there by far. Genuinely the best pod out there
Grow or Die is your best stand up work🔥
Chris looks great in green! Yes dude!
Chris had me DEAD on that choking story😂😂
55:44 I waited for Chris to say fun size “fun for whooooooo ?????” 😂
I like Matt’s extensive vocabulary
Can’t take my eyes off Matt’s pendants. Fuckin SICK
Thank you, Matt! We need more people promoting human decency and good manners!
See you in phx Chris! Can't wait!🎉🎉
That clock is from Honey I Shrunk the Kids!!! It’s a classic! 😻
THAT CAT CLOCK IS THE BEST!!!! With the eyes 👀 going back and forth I want a red one, or A BETTY BOOP ONE. U guys r mad, like loco 😜
I might need to take a break after the disrespect for Dr. Pepper AND caramel in one episode!! 😂
Dr Pepper is the best dark soda. No question
@@jgrinns you’re so right. Root beer is good but a rare choice. And my taste buds completely changed after having covid in 21 and colas taste like TRASH to me now
Hey chat gpt guy… what an a-hole! Writing a letter to your gf and it’s the only thing she asked for?! Do better, be more grateful that’s a simple and beautiful gift and couldn’t even do it yourself. To the girl, if you see this, that’s such a sweet thing to want only that and it sucks he couldn’t deliver. I don’t know what he’s like, obviously haha, but that’s a shitty move on his part. You seem way too nice to be that way to!
Ok I did see this and crying at “you seem way too nice to be that way to”
the cat clock part HAD ME IN TEARSSS
Dr.pepper is good 😂😂 but the list of flavors in it is wild makes me question myself 😂
Chris being mad that no one said anything after he choked is maybe one of the funniest things I’ve heard in soooo long
This is happiness in a podcast❤
😂u r a comedian, you said something that made people laugh (sitcom style). That's on u, that u need to choke enough till people actually panic b4 anyone does something🤣.. And Then -exits scene in a huff-🤣 classic . Of course your family is your laugh track. Its a sign of the times🙃
48:48 "dude we've been over this I don't want cream in anything"
Matt is noticeably getter better and better at giving advice. Happiness in a podcast, im telling everyone!!
????? He’s been top tier advice giver since day 1
Matt is the vintage anchor holding down the cracked out captain of the ship aka Chris
If Matt is that chill, it's because he had to cop with Chris the Storm his whole childhood.
They're a good combo. Reminds me of my brother and I, similar age gap.
Chris has ptsd over choking 🤣
I wish I could afford lifeline luxury this is my favorite pod
"Doesn't anybody love me?" lol
there’s an entire south park episode about using chat gpt to talk to your girlfriend that shit is so funny 19:27
Love you guys!
7:40 - you can tell how much Chris was scared🥹
s’cute
Had the opportunity to do an episode of The Private Record and Matt was the nicest dude ever! Can't wait for the first episode!
I had a friend when I was younger who would always say that Dr. Pepper was "carbonated prune juice"...and i nEVER forGOTTiT!!!!
Chris: I almost died
Matt: You coughed
lmao dyingggg at the caramel rant
Mark Whalberg... Return the compliment and say "oh, that's funny because I thought you looked like (insert ugly celebrity here)." Once my uncle was told he looks like John Goodman haha, pissed him off. Or sarcastically say "Oh I never heard that before" and they will feel dumb and unoriginal lol.
"Mr. I Don't Care About That" merch support button
Ever since turning 40, can’t finish a can of coke.
The ChatGPT isn't a big deal.
You have to feed it all the personal details which still come from the heart.
Taking sips question guy was wearing 18 shirts
Big laughs this episode 😂
Chris, your hair looks great today bro
Just hoping you all have a good day today 💅
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The best duo
Chris, that shirt! Y’in Boys II Men or Bel Biv Devoe?
Got a sweater for my birthday. She went with the periwinkle shits. We’re doin stupid numbees rn
CAT CLOCK: PEE WEE HERMAN DUUUUUUDE
I like caramel on ice cream lmaooo
For the guy with all the hoods, get your wife a sodastream for Christmas so she can make only what she wants and then it’s fresh every time
For the record that cat clock is dope
Chris on Snickers 😂😂😂😂
I just watched two 40 year olds talk about popsicles and Ice cream sandwiches talkin in d’alian accent.
I’ll be back next week FOR SURE
Wait Chris’s hair looks so good
Those cat clocks were super popular on qvc. So theyre very commom in the houses of old qvc white woman.
Old scholl carvel that doesn't have the fudge mixed in the crunchies or the new style with fudge?? I go for old school no fudge its not needed
I tell the person that tries to touch me while talking, "Hey, don't touch me." To make it equally as awkward.
Dr Pepper lover here. Y’all don’t gettt it it’s so good
What brand button up shirt is Chris wearing ?
55:57 caramel citizens arrest bit
Coming from Hispanic household when somebody walks in the room, everyone has to say hello. That’s kind of rude, not acknowledging a new person walking into the room. 😂😂😂
33:41 omg yesssss Dr Pepper is DISGUSTING thank you. 😂
LMFAO @4:43 " I think its pretty Bi.... i dont think you should care about that."
Clearly Chris was about to tell Matt that hes Eh'Seh'Bitch for getting mad when people dont say Hello 🤣
I’m walking here!
55:40 getattahereeee😂
Dr Pepper is so fucking good. Fight me.
You guys need to try a green melon or banana flavoured Melona bar... It's the best I've cream bar in the world.
1 : if you walk into a room and nobody says hello back after you say HI S’RUDE
2: if you choke and nobody says anything, also kinda rude 😂
Y’all are wrong about popsicles! Get outshine raspberry or strawberry, they are so gooood!!
What can you do i love the three of them !
The only reason I would even remotely think of not smashing that clock, I think it was in the Simpsons
Whaaaaaad up boys!
I just want you guys to know, you are my church on sunday mornings
I think Dr Pepper is the shit and Diet Dr Pepper is one of the closest Diet versions of the main version. But I can also see how people might think it tastes like couch medicine
11:52 magician XD
Insecure cat clock HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
They need to be on taste buds for sure.