Having a tougher week. I click on this episode and immediatelyyy smile at the episode preview. Just always the best reminder to keep having a silly goose time because life really does rip. Thanks guys
*D'elia bros, I hope you see this!* I work with a guy named Jordan and the other day he balled up some paper/tape and slaaaaayumed it into the trash bin. Now, did I instantly think of "Jordan with the slam"? Yes. Is the whole incident even more ironic because the guy I work with is named Jordan? Yes. Did I then proceed to explain to Jordan the "Jordan with the Slaaaaaayum!" story and lowkey put him onto your comedy and advices? Yesss. True story. Thanks for all the laughs Chris 'n Matt ✌🏼
First of all Happy 15th Birthday Matt! 🎉 second- Hi, I’m the J name girl. Thanks for the all of the advices. I think I’m going to go with changing all of their names. It’s seems the easiest at this point 😂 Anyway you guys are the best and my husband and I love everything you do. Thanks for making us laugh. PS the Duggars are the 19 kids and counting family from TLC
I don't know if taste and smell of different cultures' food is totally a learned thing. I thing we evolve to be more predisposed to liking or disliking certain tastes or smells. In fact I think it's _mostly_ inherent, perhaps learned to a degree.
Has Matt talked about what he does for work?? I'd love to hear the story of what he does in his career I know I used to act and he's a director!! Is he now still a director?
Advice for the lady with the annoying trainer at the gym. What you need to do is make small talk with him, then give him your number when he asks. Go on a few dates and then introduce him to your family. After a year or two of dating this trainer, he will probably ask you to marry him, to which you will reply "YES!" with all the enthusiasm and joy you can muster. Only then will he stop making that terrible "donut" joke. Please report back once you have initiated with this plan of action.
Matt made Chris look like a goober when he told the story about the kid who cranks it 11 times a day and Chris said he knows who the guy is 😂😂 keep it up boys always makes me laugh
I have a mother that abused me, and she is seriously a psychopath. Everytime I gave her a 'new chance' - she always found a way to destroy me emotionally.. I agree with Matt. You are not obligated to give family a part of your life..
Saw another comment, we don't need a teaser before the episode, we are here to watch and chill with you bros. We are here, we are smart, we know y'all are hilarious. Stop spoiling the episode.
Its not for you obviously, its called a hook and its for first time watchers to get interested in the video. The pod wont grow if its just the same people watching dummy, just skip ahead 10 seconds
Are there recordings of the shows he did on tour? I was at the Detroit show and long story short I can’t remember it and I had been looking forward to it for months. Please someone fix my fuck up and tell me there is a recording somewhere it would make my life. 😭
the weekend isnt not over yet, you still have time to make the bday weekend rip! Ive had some shitty birthdays and one thing I do which is perfect for a sunday is try to get as much free bday food from places like krispy kreme, coffee joints, chipotle etc; (usually if they have an app youll get something for free around your bday). Then you can give some away whatever you dont want which might help make ya feel better and/or pig out on your free goodies
The blocking your dad one got me. I cut my biological father out my life when I was 15 I'll leave out details but he's a Pedophile for boys and it has messed with me my whole life because knowing I was made from the genes of him disgusts me. I've come to terms with self therapy and coming to the conclusion that he is broken and has a Sickness (It helps me not think about it). I'm 31 now and I get a birthday message on facebook every year. I've responded to one like 5 years ago because I was drunk that birthday and sad. I don't know how or if I could ever have or even know if I want to have a conversation with him. I would call in but I don't have the balls to. If either of you happen to read this any advice would be great. If not w.e Life Rips.
I just want to say I agree with you Chris!! About not listening to music in the car, number one you can't hear everyone else in the car!!! and you certainly can't hear if somebody's shooting at you... outside the car!!! 🤌 I saw you in Knoxville.. you were great hope to see you again soon.
You can tell Chris is one word away from being cancelled again ... He says something borderline and matt always bales him out ... The "I KNOOOWWWW" is a dead give away
To the mother with an all J named family. Easy fix! My advice is carry around boxing gloves! When someone brings it up just say “ohhh ok!” And then have your husband glove you and whoever has the GUAL to speak to you about names that you chose for your children. Then, just box that person because that’s the dumbest conversation piece I’ve ever heard and sooooo rude to even say to a person.
Thank you! For saying that that's the shit chicks have to deal with. Just absolute bullshit. And yes, it means a lot to us when men point that out verbally. ❤
Matt, Olive leaf extract, and Holy basil extract, and vitamin d3 and say bye bye to all the bad sick wit its' ... Im a type 1 diabetic I've been sick once in over 10 years... ❤
Head to Lifeline Luxury for MORE MORE MORE patreon.com/lifelineluxury
Funniest part of the episode…
Chris: “what is the deal with…”
Matt: “seinfeld”
Spoiling one of the best parts of the episode at the very beginning is mental, innit
I absolutely love it when the producers chime in and Matt and Chris rip into them.
I absolutely it
Thanks , I goofed@@dontknow3949
@@dontknow3949I it
gonna pass out for 20 seconds and convulse a little bit
I took a huge swig of water before she said “donut on a post it note” and I almost drowned.
i almost spit 2 of my 4 shots out
@@lasvegascrisis this guy parties
in a really bad place today, and this absolutely took my mind to a good place. thanks boys!
Having a tougher week. I click on this episode and immediatelyyy smile at the episode preview. Just always the best reminder to keep having a silly goose time because life really does rip. Thanks guys
We need a compilation video of all the times Chris and Anthony have been yelled at or criticized.
Ya know. I’m having a really tough couple days. Watching this now.. I’m 3 minutes in and I’m laughing
I appreciate you guys so much.
Life rips
*D'elia bros, I hope you see this!*
I work with a guy named Jordan and the other day he balled up some paper/tape and slaaaaayumed it into the trash bin. Now, did I instantly think of "Jordan with the slam"? Yes. Is the whole incident even more ironic because the guy I work with is named Jordan? Yes. Did I then proceed to explain to Jordan the "Jordan with the Slaaaaaayum!" story and lowkey put him onto your comedy and advices? Yesss.
True story. Thanks for all the laughs Chris 'n Matt ✌🏼
The real question is did you then say “Jordan with the slaaaayum” IMMEDIATELY upon witnessing this miracle? 🤣😂
@@trishm142 You know I did 😂
Also, I’m with Matt, “he’s out” 😂
Guess which brother said this: "That was good advice but still, without me this podcast wouldn't be as good".
30:57 is one of the reasons I love this podcast
Haha I came to the comments looking for exactly this! Peak Chris behaviour.
Fix for the J names is all of you wear Michael Jordon jerseys and yell JOOORRRDON WITH THE SLAAM every time someone asks 😂
"What was I supposed to do!!??!!??" 😂😂😂
Making every Sunday ride to work hilarious! Thanks guys
42:00 "But still without me this podcast wouldn't be as good" 😂😂 - Chris from left field
First of all Happy 15th Birthday Matt! 🎉 second- Hi, I’m the J name girl. Thanks for the all of the advices. I think I’m going to go with changing all of their names. It’s seems the easiest at this point 😂 Anyway you guys are the best and my husband and I love everything you do. Thanks for making us laugh.
PS the Duggars are the 19 kids and counting family from TLC
I think you need to go with the old Chris V. Brian Callen response and just say "Wanteduh" whenever they ask you!! Hahahah!
So many ice creams
A relative of mine has 9 children whose names all start with J. They are all awesome.
5 out of 6 J'S in my family!
“WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?”😂😂
Really needed this episode to come out ❤
I don't know if taste and smell of different cultures' food is totally a learned thing. I thing we evolve to be more predisposed to liking or disliking certain tastes or smells. In fact I think it's _mostly_ inherent, perhaps learned to a degree.
Every time the lady at the gym sees the donut guy, she needs to immediately shout Donut! DONUT, DONUT, DONUUUT! before he can even get a word in, lol.
The beat drop on the exit music was spot on this episode props to whoever had the ear for that👍👏 love y’all great ep
"J" name lady breathing like she's on a treadmill 😂
“Said the same thing 9 times but it’s all good ✌🏼 “ 😂😭😂
“I know that man” y’know? I love Chris always says obvious ass shit and it’s funny af for no reason 😂
Has Matt talked about what he does for work??
I'd love to hear the story of what he does in his career I know I used to act and he's a director!! Is he now still a director?
he's private
He's a producer dummies
Bro the pan to Matt at 45:37 had me dead lmao
To the uber driver: shhush shush, im watching something 😂
You guys are exceptional! Thanks for the reply guys! Genuinely made my week, month!!!!
Matt needs a small eye tattoo and a platinum tooth in the bottom to go with his earring. Ultimate form will be achieved
I hate the "later in the episode..." thing. I don't need a spoiler/promise it's going to be funny, because it always is
Hush.....
jordan.. witheslasaaaaammm
You can fast forward it..
Hush!!
S’deeper
@@badabing7044wrong use of it.
🎉Happy Birthday Matt!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Nah i love the clip teasing, it sets the mood for a silly goose time
I always fast forward through the later in the episode
Advice for the lady with the annoying trainer at the gym. What you need to do is make small talk with him, then give him your number when he asks. Go on a few dates and then introduce him to your family. After a year or two of dating this trainer, he will probably ask you to marry him, to which you will reply "YES!" with all the enthusiasm and joy you can muster.
Only then will he stop making that terrible "donut" joke.
Please report back once you have initiated with this plan of action.
😂😂😂
Feliz cumpleaños Matt, much love to you and yours
Donut make any more Donut jokes!
"yeah 11s too much" ahahahahahahahahhaha
Matt made Chris look like a goober when he told the story about the kid who cranks it 11 times a day and Chris said he knows who the guy is 😂😂 keep it up boys always makes me laugh
Happy belated birthday Matt 🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!!!
I have a mother that abused me, and she is seriously a psychopath. Everytime I gave her a 'new chance' - she always found a way to destroy me emotionally.. I agree with Matt. You are not obligated to give family a part of your life..
Happy birthday Matt, you guys are hilarious.
@ 21:21 Neckzilla name says it all, has legs as wide as Chris’s shoulders, Eh so made in a secret government laboratory, eh so rocksteady and bee bop.
These brothers are the kings of quotes! 🤣👍💖
Happy birthday Matt!
Happy birthday matt
I agree with Chris and the really buff guys 😂
“Jordan with the slam!” is def from NBA JAM on Nintendo64
The lady with the J names for all her kids, all I kept thinking of was
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
Happy Sunday!
Happy belated, Matt. E40 🤣
Happy B Day Matt!
Saw another comment, we don't need a teaser before the episode, we are here to watch and chill with you bros. We are here, we are smart, we know y'all are hilarious. Stop spoiling the episode.
Its not for you obviously, its called a hook and its for first time watchers to get interested in the video. The pod wont grow if its just the same people watching dummy, just skip ahead 10 seconds
If you already saw someone else say this, why would you say it? I bet you go to church on Sundays lolol
they don’t do it for you they do it for new viewers
There is a ten second skip button tap tap problem solved.
You are both firing on all syllables w this one
Advice for lady with J names. You say: Oh I didn't know you were a part of my family, y'jerk.
Are there recordings of the shows he did on tour? I was at the Detroit show and long story short I can’t remember it and I had been looking forward to it for months. Please someone fix my fuck up and tell me there is a recording somewhere it would make my life. 😭
Wtf Marco we weren't done!!! Happy birthday matt🎉🎉🎉
hey, can somebody tell me in which ep they had this 80s infomercial for lifeline luxury? thanks
"Hey DO NUT talk to me please. D U NOUGHT get this isn't funny."
Guy with the great beard should braid it in different ways like once a month
2 min in and i REALLY needed the yucks i got after a shit bday weekend 😂
the weekend isnt not over yet, you still have time to make the bday weekend rip! Ive had some shitty birthdays and one thing I do which is perfect for a sunday is try to get as much free bday food from places like krispy kreme, coffee joints, chipotle etc; (usually if they have an app youll get something for free around your bday). Then you can give some away whatever you dont want which might help make ya feel better and/or pig out on your free goodies
Matt still rockin the righteous gem stone church gay guy cross earring only he’s guyer so he put to crosses! 😂😂 sick innit
Please anyone remember what episode they first told the Jordan story ?
Four quadrant suckery. And this isn't going to be in my new saying? 🤣
Cast away bit. In that situation I would have just burned the island down. That most def would have popped up on radar.
Hoooooly shit the bearded bald guy. Hope he submits more videos. Super likeable guy.
The blocking your dad one got me. I cut my biological father out my life when I was 15 I'll leave out details but he's a Pedophile for boys and it has messed with me my whole life because knowing I was made from the genes of him disgusts me. I've come to terms with self therapy and coming to the conclusion that he is broken and has a Sickness (It helps me not think about it). I'm 31 now and I get a birthday message on facebook every year. I've responded to one like 5 years ago because I was drunk that birthday and sad. I don't know how or if I could ever have or even know if I want to have a conversation with him. I would call in but I don't have the balls to. If either of you happen to read this any advice would be great. If not w.e Life Rips.
I just want to say I agree with you Chris!! About not listening to music in the car, number one you can't hear everyone else in the car!!! and you certainly can't hear if somebody's shooting at you... outside the car!!! 🤌 I saw you in Knoxville.. you were great hope to see you again soon.
50:41 J names:
Just say "Oops" and shoulder shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chris say that’s right not you’re right. It stops people being hostile
Donut harassment 😂
The donut guy is just the mayor of Cincinnati…
Happy quinceanera, Matteo🎉
Happy b day matt
Four quadrant suckery gotta be new merch
Good show guys😂🎉
I’ll be honest, I actually like the teasers.
Always sik wit it🤙🤘
🥹😢😭 Somebody’s giving me donut 🍩 jokes. 😭
You can tell Chris is one word away from being cancelled again ... He says something borderline and matt always bales him out ... The "I KNOOOWWWW" is a dead give away
Hey, so you don’t just accidentally name your kids with the same letter right?
Some guy: Would anyone like another line
Chris D'Elia: @14:07 and 51:53
@51:48 is the reason to WATCH instead of listen
16:50 is the best shit ive heard!!!!!
Wait, people watching tiktoks in public isn't annoying to everyone else now?
Thought I heard it wrong. I can't stand it. He probably had a video with the Siri voiceover playing full blast in the car too
4 Orlando is there a meet-and-greet
How much Matt dislikes when Chris talks about his gym experiences 🤣🤣🤣
To the mother with an all J named family. Easy fix! My advice is carry around boxing gloves! When someone brings it up just say “ohhh ok!” And then have your husband glove you and whoever has the GUAL to speak to you about names that you chose for your children. Then, just box that person because that’s the dumbest conversation piece I’ve ever heard and sooooo rude to even say to a person.
Thank you! For saying that that's the shit chicks have to deal with. Just absolute bullshit.
And yes, it means a lot to us when men point that out verbally. ❤
I always tell me daughter be blunt. If he makes you feel uncomfortable, make him feel uncomfortable.
Hey Chris. Would you ever come to Alabama to do stand-up?
No thanks, cheers tho 4sure
14:50 bring a box of donuts, cut a hole in the bottom, offer the trainer some, and when he opens the box your hand is in there like🖕🏼
You make a dollar, he makes a dime. That’s why he goes plopskis on company time.
Ayo, my bro made it on the podcast
Matt, Olive leaf extract, and Holy basil extract, and vitamin d3 and say bye bye to all the bad sick wit its' ... Im a type 1 diabetic I've been sick once in over 10 years... ❤
MOREMORE MORE
I say u record a Cameo for the 🍩Guy telling him to stop in a funny way & have her show it him.
Abusing the tech guy 😅😅
I love when they do that
Lol , big bags of rice, yes