Off The Deep End (ep. 90) - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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Today we discuss hot sports guys, letting your freak flag fly, sobreity and dating, being addicting to blister popping, sperm eyebrows, horrible ice cream carton behavior... and why does Chris bring up Entrapment so much?
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0:00 Hot sports guys
12:40 Letting your freak flag fly
26:45 Dating & sobriety
32:39 Blister addiction
39:54 Sperm eyebrows
43:42 Baby vs. bridesmaid
47:46 Sharing ice cream
54:25 Male wedding input 
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Please have Bill on for ep 100!!
This ❤
plzz!!
Yes plz
Absolutely needed!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉
LET'S GOOOO! THERES NO MORE LITTLE TEASER BEFORE THE EPISODE STARTSSSS!
The teaser is fire - you’re wrong.
OMFFFGGG FUCKK YEAAA
@@46thandBlissyou’re wrong bby ❤️❤️❤️ it’s okay darling
@@46thandBliss90 people disagree with you and ya dad died early
Couldnt care less about the teaser if its there or not youre all wrong lmao
Just got 13 months sober, them answering the question about dating in sobriety actually helped alot. Thank you guys.
I have a solution for the ice cream guy.....buy your own ice cream. Tell Dad to stay out of it. Yes! Got outta that one!
I love when chris says got outta that one😂😂
Its even better when he’s alone on congratulations and gets out of that one when theres no one else there for him to have got in one.
@@xDMG15x it's a silly goose time
You can tell just by looking at them that Matt is 100% hustle and Chris is 100% play.
That classic dynamic: hustle cop play cop
Chris is the known Play Boy 😂
“Got outta that one” 😂
19:27 if you think about it Chris's vibe is "Yes Got outta that one" and Matt's vibe is "yes crushed ya on that one"...s'deeprrrrr
The dude moved BACK into his parents house. Presumably no rent, etc. (certainly no help with the groceries cost). The dad ALWAYS eats the ice cream out of the carton with the syrup because it’s for HIM…now his son moved BACK and is eating HIS ice cream. Deal with the syrup and be eternally grateful for the lifeline they’ve given you.
As an Alcoholic who has been in an out of AA for over 10 years. I just want that woman to know that its amazing that you have 18 months and had time to find out who you really are sober; However part of that journey is learning to calm that anxiety is thru honesty. just throw it out there when drinking comes up in a conversation with the person because I used to make it a big deal in my head because we are out own harshest critics. If you find a good man he wouldn't judge you for your problem but actually see the strength in you fighting it.
I felt for this lady. I'm sober and I always feel like I am holding something back until I tell the guy I'm seeing. I'm self-conscious about it. It's good to hear some advice on this. Thank you
The under a minute video is so hard to do! I don’t think I clearly got my question across, but yes when I tell a guy I’m sober I’m afraid he will only see the potential for relapse.
Like I said we are our own harshest critics which is part of the reason we drank in the first place to block out those thoughts. But we can't live in fear.
And what you said describes that you played out the full scenario of it in your head. When in reality more than likely if the guy is a good person he will think positively about your sobriety. And if he doesn't then you don't need that person in your life anyway and its better to find out sooner then waste your time.😇
@@emilynoel3963
Also this is coming from me a man with social anxiety who drank because it relieved me from it. But you gotta start looking at the world that not everyone is judging you for your past but who you are today. And the big one for me is realizing most of the time I am the only one that thinks about me and is judging me in my head. Im not religious but for lack of a better term put it in gods hands and dont be afraid to move forward.
I just realized you even questioned your if you formed your question right.
I challenge you to practice when negative thoughts come in try to dismiss them as just thoughts cause thats all they are.@@emilynoel3963
For the first girl I’m the same way I just seem shy and quiet at first with people but I usually always end up becoming who I truly am with people it just takes time depending on who it is
Nothing better than a new Lifeline episode on your birthday. eeeeeeeeyyyyyesssssss dude! Happy new year everyone
Drunk elephant 😂😂
My favorite thing to listen too for a chill early morning skate sesh
😂 this is what yall skate to these days?
@@heredeemedme7013 it’s like 9 am
Meanwhile it's 6:32 pm in Spain already lol crazy
@@heredeemedme7013 yes 💀
*TO
Matt's knowledge of the 99 Bulls was impressive, didn't expect that lol
Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham not being mentioned in hottest athletes is absurd.
Or any soccer players at all
@@meggiemegggs easily the hottest athletes.
These two have always reminded me of me and my sister’s relationship during the best of times. 40+ years of having a friend I didn’t choose, but who knew me better than any other. There’ll never be any more silly goose time between us. She passed away 3 days ago. Rest In Peace, seester.
Damn that’s tough - sorry to hear that. RIP to your sister and she’s still right there with you in spirit
Sorry for your loss ❤
Imagine Matt died , Chris would die the next day. But sorry to heard dat . Cry a lot
@gear_zero6222 this comment!!😂😂😂❤❤🤙🤙
you guys have an awesome sibling relationship, I think it would be so cool to have a similar relationship with my brothers/parents. You guys are dope, dont take the close bond you have for granted.
Happy New Years D'elias!!
S'gross talking about skin warts while I'm eating. Happy New Years! You guys kick off my Sunday
Can’t believe the title of this one wasn’t you braise my beef
but it was the title of the previous episode, which had no reference to braised beef. seems like the titles got mixed up.
multiple episodes in a day and whoever uploads their youtube fukked up lol@@jasonwerth1751
Love the episode - I have a twin brother and we argue so much and y’all just make your disagreements hilarious.
Was just watching passed episodes all morning and forgot you guys post on Sundays fuck ya 🤘🏻WOO
Ice cream guy. Guess what. That's your dad's ice cream. You moved back because you failed. Dad was living his best life. THEN YOU moved back and are trying to control his ice cream and ways. Your mom added you because your her son. Your dad tolerates it because your his son. Eat the syrup or buy your own. Because I bet your dad paid for that ice cream.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉
They were really in the beans this episode
Happy New Year!
Happy new year lifeline
The ‘Beige’ episode. 🎉
Have a feeling those sweaters portend the vibe we can expect from 2024.
33:56 I LOVE how Chris is so hung up on use of language 😂 it’s MEEEEE dude! Freaking eeeeyeesssss dude
You two are keeping me company tonight. Thanks :) , excited to listen in to 2024.
happy new year
Chris unplugged his mic floating around had me laughing too damn much 😂
I love when he says get out of that one! I started saying that😂 it's super and I love it!
Happy New Years fellas BING BONG!
No teaser let’s GOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tom Brady and Steve Young. Chris named the only 2 football players he knows lol
Dude, I just gotta say… you’re the most naturally funny comic that I’ve ever seen (and Bill Burr). Your podcast stuff always brings me up. Both Congratulations and the old Fighter and the Kid episodes. I listen to your pod every Thursday. I need that shit. I’ve watched your TFAK appearance’s every time I’m in the gutter. You and Burr are on another level when it comes to spontaneous comedy. This from a hard working, middle class Joe.
Happy new year mother fudgers 🎉
🎶You braise my beef🎶
Why was the PREVIOUS episode titled You Braise My Beef? 😆
whywas this episode the braise my beef and that was the title the other day lol
Not me singing you braise my beef all day 😂😂😂
Scotty pippin pimpin’ hahahha
Why does Chris drink from water bottles like that 43:23 💀
Girl at 12:45. Thats me 100% I have the worst social anxiety and wont say shit around anyone. As soon as the room clears im loud and ridiculous…
I’m 9 months sober today. Shoutout to my sobriety peeps, we gonna make it. EYEESSSSSS dude!
Almost time to say goodbye to the year of the bingbong.😢
“Bing bong” is the 7 Eleven door chime
anyone else seen Matt in American Animal?? He's a craaaazy good actor!
Buy your own ice cream dude lmao . It’s like $5
Hey Chris hey Matt (fake laugh) 😂
Where can I find the private record episodes? Or are they not out yet?
Everyone knows Catherine Sheta Chones was in entrapment because of that scene when she arched her back to get under that laser. It was a touchstone moment for me too.
21:53 miss congeniality walking out the hanger goes pretty hard too.
“My hair if I got electrocuted” HAHA 🤣
It is insane that @chrisdelia and @mattdelia have no clue what a blood blister is hahahahahahahah 😂
Skin tags. Use cell food drops they come in a small white bottle put a drop of the cell phone drops on once or twice a day and the skin tag will come off in a week.
I mix a little oil with it cuz it does burn but there's no negative side effects
Apple cider vinegar works well also
Pimpin pimpin aaaaand pimpin.
Matts gettin cooler by the second
He’s spending more time with his brother
36:07 chris, tie a hair on the skin tag it’ll shrivel and fall off and never come back. Did two on myself works like a charm
The world’s most “just ok eyebrows” but she’s judging others 🤦♂️ 😂
I hope ol' "sperm eyebrows" see's this. What a shitty friend. Throwing stones in glass houses for sure.
2:59 nope😆 he's saying it like he knows something 🤣
Best advice to ever exist = Matt's "not caring" advice for Male Wedding Input. It is it iiis that
Matt when is the pod dropping?!
On the lime: some places use different garnishes to differentiate between drinks that look alike. Sprite, vodka tonic, club soda, whatever. Not saying it’s right, sometimes there’s a straw system too but we know how much more complicated that gets.. but it could be the method to the madness sometimes. Dumb method, but method nonetheless.
I got Entrapment straight away. Mission Impossible hanging on the wire is another.
3:49 yeah right lol
100% agree on the lime shits, not to mention barback peels could have ANYTHING on them
I have the same problem as Chris but opposite. When I order water with a lemon more often than not I get water. Then I have to wait 10 minutes for a lemon 😡
8:30 Matt claiming Jordan is better looking than Tom Brady. I honestly thought he was doing a bit and I'm here praising his acting chops.
Sounds like Chris recently watched Zeitgeist, talking about Horace and shit haha
Why was the previous episode called “you braise my beef” and not this one??
Wow I’m early today! Posted 4 seconds ago! Life Rips! Love you guys! My New Years resolution is to make “ineffective pussy” the new nickname for my ex😂
That one kid that said you were a drug dealer and I beat up after school. - ❤️ come on man, that’s adorable
Why was the last episode called You Braise My Beef
S’braise my beef.
Sup, 2024. That's what's up.
Naming the best looking athletes and not naming Patrick sharp or Henrik Lundqvist is insane. Love the episodes. Keep rolling
Da ending was soo lit !!!!!
U braze my meat . 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
See y’all next year . Hopefully Alive.
Chris is goated.
17:13 "there are no consequences" damn..
Booya, Booya, and Booya!
It was marc collins rector 😂😂
Right from the get- go Chris on top of this shit, you're right.
You guys are wild… Sparkling water with lime is the most delicious, refreshing drink out there!
BING BONG… Chris I love you but read up on Horus coz all of what you said was wrong but was fun on that old doco tho
commenting...to boost that algorithm. that gorithm be POPPIN yo! *farts*
Whose friend would insist that you’re their bridesmaid when you’re going to be expecting a 🍼 bad friend!!
the ice cream shit was unreal
The drain rate of the phone being on/in use exceeds the chargeing rate of the power bank.🤓
the privaterecord so private we cannot get on the site
died
Dude with the ice cream question how about buy your own?
correct
3:15 so sad people get told something s'stupid and then people like Chris just repeat it like it's facts🤦😆
Matt was feisty on this one teheheh
Joe Burrow, OBJ jr, the Cincinnati reds roster
Happy motherfucking New Year
The didn’t say Rick Fox that’s wild
53:00 I don’t think Chris will ever understand the structure of a restaurant. He’s the kind of person to ask for a BLT without tomatoe but get mad when someone ask for the food to be the way they like it. I’ve seen it on the tour report.I understand not wanting mayo or mustard or whatever on something but if you don’t like the way the restaraunt makes it, MAKE IT AT HOME YOU DUNCE.
Gotta disagree - didn't know I had sperm eyebrows until I naturally happened to grow them out and reflected years later and realised what I had done 😂
Yo!!!!!
44:34 😂😂😂