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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2019
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    On today's show, Chris talks Keith Morrison's great voice, The Truth About Pam, Atlantic City, Army of the Dead, people from New York being so New York, business wars, and Jodi Arias.
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  • @theniconatale
    @theniconatale 4 года назад +481

    “If your mom ain’t dramatic, she’s your dad” - Chris D’Elia (Awarded the Best Quote of 2019)

    • @arlenepayne309
      @arlenepayne309 4 года назад

      Lmaooo!

    • @deshaundozier
      @deshaundozier 4 года назад

      Nico Natale right! That’s so spot on

    • @ambidextrousshooter6463
      @ambidextrousshooter6463 4 года назад +2

      You didn't get the quote right you dumb fuck.

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 4 года назад +2

      No truer statement has ever been uttered on this podcast

    • @noirling1
      @noirling1 4 года назад +1

      It's 2019. That shit could actually happen...

  • @spudruckus7297
    @spudruckus7297 4 года назад +35

    His face when he is playing the "Pam" thing on his phone! 39:20 🤣🤣🤣

    • @suzieberndt
      @suzieberndt 4 года назад +3

      40:56 i am CRYING 😂🤣

    • @DomVelando
      @DomVelando 4 года назад +2

      Thanks lookin for that

    • @spudruckus7297
      @spudruckus7297 4 года назад +2

      I posted Screenshots on his Twitter. 🤣

  • @chubbs9247
    @chubbs9247 4 года назад +105

    I’m just here for that voice you do when reading your show dates 😭

    • @Grinko18
      @Grinko18 4 года назад +2

      And that’s it!?

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 года назад +1

      SteadyChasin MoneyBags yh i skip that part now. Its got old

    • @Rizbnz
      @Rizbnz 4 года назад +3

      Or his manager's voice

    • @Natef89
      @Natef89 4 года назад +13

      @@WRA1TH. y'all are skipping parts? Pussies.

    • @CreamyVuitton
      @CreamyVuitton 4 года назад +4

      Dude how can that ever gets old it’s one of the things I look forward to. 🐐🐐🐐

  • @trevorforrest352
    @trevorforrest352 4 года назад +297

    Crystal Leah, the dark daddy himself. S’gonna be a silly goose time.

    • @GolfTool
      @GolfTool 4 года назад +6

      I just worked all week in Colorado Springs, it felt S’Albuquerque. Is Chris doing a Mark Normand impression when he does that radio voice? Can’t wait to see Crystal Leah in Tampa for the first time. I’m gonna take my alcoholic girlfriend so she can ask him, “do yooooo even know what is it? It doesn’t even matter”.

    • @dr3wtube144
      @dr3wtube144 4 года назад +1

      Crystal "I'd never kill my wife" Leah

    • @kevinkoger5749
      @kevinkoger5749 4 года назад +1

      Ohboiohboiohboi I lov a silly goose time!!!!!

    • @savannahp6359
      @savannahp6359 4 года назад +2

      eh s'not a baby

  • @theniconatale
    @theniconatale 4 года назад +124

    “I don’t stop eating when I’m full, I stop eating when I hate myself” RIP Louis CK

    • @terrybird993
      @terrybird993 4 года назад +2

      RIP?... har har har.... you're so out of touch...

    • @theniconatale
      @theniconatale 4 года назад +36

      Terry Bird it was more of an ode to Dave Chapelle saying he died in a terrible masturbation accident. But all good, you didn’t get the joke.

    • @ryleyeaton7349
      @ryleyeaton7349 4 года назад +2

      Nico Natale killin em with kindness

    • @RosettaVega
      @RosettaVega 4 года назад +1

      @@theniconatale hahaha that terrible masturbation accident.

    • @wheresjah1879
      @wheresjah1879 4 года назад +1

      Terry Bird dumbass boom roasted

  • @Rooster70
    @Rooster70 4 года назад +147

    I feel like every episode, Chris is progressively losing his mind and this podcast and the babies are enabling it.

    • @DFDBEAST
      @DFDBEAST 4 года назад +5

      Same. It’s a drawl tho

    • @REfanforlife
      @REfanforlife 4 года назад +18

      it’s the natural progression for a cult leader eh s’predictable

    • @mystiqueivy
      @mystiqueivy 4 года назад +3

      S'true

    • @DFDBEAST
      @DFDBEAST 4 года назад +4

      it'd be Eh s'disrespectful if we didn't watch him unravel

    • @Rooster70
      @Rooster70 4 года назад

      @@DFDBEAST Not gonna lie it does make the podcast more entertaining lol.

  • @Mangolesh
    @Mangolesh 4 года назад +58

    "Dude, Squawk" lmao

    • @nickduckworth6973
      @nickduckworth6973 4 года назад +2

      That's why I love this podcast. He makes himself laugh and has a silly goose time

    • @rebecam.8397
      @rebecam.8397 4 года назад

      So true

  • @DazzlingDavidoff
    @DazzlingDavidoff 4 года назад +242

    Who wants to see the new Congrat-
    Michael Caine : I’ll do it

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 4 года назад +2

      A Very British Star

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS 4 года назад +5

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @cleyopz
      @cleyopz 4 года назад +1

      Aka Maurice Joseph Mickelwhite Jr

    • @William.H.Bonney
      @William.H.Bonney 4 года назад +4

      Love that episode 👌

    • @adrianal-amir6570
      @adrianal-amir6570 4 года назад

      What episode was that bro? I can't find it

  • @MrTravisHD
    @MrTravisHD 4 года назад +44

    “When we broke up, we both cried”

  • @colinambrose3798
    @colinambrose3798 4 года назад +255

    Did i hit like before the video even started?... YES

    • @SumnerKidd
      @SumnerKidd 4 года назад +22

      Do I regret it? ...NO

    • @theshapeexists
      @theshapeexists 4 года назад +15

      @@SumnerKidd as the episode goes on, will I change my mind; NO.

    • @nvada.9945
      @nvada.9945 4 года назад +15

      @@theshapeexists and will everything turn out fine... YES

    • @TKO593
      @TKO593 4 года назад +16

      Colin Ambrose Will I skip the adds?....Yes
      Will it make aaaahh DENT!?......No

    • @mikehelleluja3426
      @mikehelleluja3426 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @harrisonjohn4301
    @harrisonjohn4301 4 года назад +83

    Podcast didn’t come out until Friday
    *Anger levels...through the roof. All good.*

    • @yansmith9562
      @yansmith9562 4 года назад +11

      S'late.

    • @SchwarzerHaufen
      @SchwarzerHaufen 4 года назад +19

      Now am I pissed? Yes. Do I think we need a new episode on every day of the week? Yes. doirespectthefactthatchrishasotherthingstodo?yes.

    • @grifterofeas3
      @grifterofeas3 4 года назад +2

      BRM

    • @mattbob1995
      @mattbob1995 4 года назад +2

      YESSSSSS! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOO

    • @eisenwerks6388
      @eisenwerks6388 4 года назад +3

      We made a mistake *together* .... right? *together*

  • @hagen3457
    @hagen3457 4 года назад +10

    Jeremy Renner is the kind of celebrity that when you're trying to figure out his name your friend is like, "Jeremy Renner", and you're like "Nah"....

  • @funkyforager3897
    @funkyforager3897 4 года назад +28

    "I would never kill my wife" - Chris D'Elia 2019

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 4 года назад +25

    "Baby I'm a boa constrictor" - Chris D'Elia, 2019

  • @aarongaughan5606
    @aarongaughan5606 4 года назад +28

    Well my Friday evening has just got better.

  • @dl.tatterson
    @dl.tatterson 4 года назад +26

    I was worried we wouldn’t get an episode this week, but daddy came through with the goods

    • @ohboysv
      @ohboysv 4 года назад +1

      Daddy always comes through. Non stop

    • @MrJMO78
      @MrJMO78 8 месяцев назад

      I know this is 4 years old, but calling another man “daddy” is s’bitch

  • @shadbakht
    @shadbakht 4 года назад +10

    The guy with the BEST voice was that old show called *Unsolved Mysteries* from the 90's.

    • @scumdog666
      @scumdog666 4 года назад +3

      His name is Robert Stack.

  • @TheMcendreem1
    @TheMcendreem1 4 года назад +24

    I didn’t know I was at Denny’s getting served a grand slam until he said I was stuck in 2004

  • @redyayhole1644
    @redyayhole1644 4 года назад +53

    Did I wait all week for this upload, yes. Am I upset about it, no. What's is worth the wait, YYYESSS!

  • @trinidadsanchez3342
    @trinidadsanchez3342 4 года назад +8

    As soon as I start this up I smile ear to ear you rock

  • @Abbassis15
    @Abbassis15 4 года назад +44

    OOOHH IM PENELOPE I'M SOO COOL 😂😂, great podcast as always

    • @Abbassis15
      @Abbassis15 4 года назад +1

      @MATTHEW575M I first heard it while sitting In a coffee shop, I burst out laughing like a maniac for 5 min

    • @ryckyalonso7147
      @ryckyalonso7147 4 года назад +2

      Best christ delilah line ever. I passed out and saw jesus after I first heard that.

    • @strayfire3509
      @strayfire3509 4 года назад +1

      I still don't get that one

    • @timdegraw1784
      @timdegraw1784 4 года назад +1

      @@strayfire3509 Are you fucking kidding me? What's not to get? It's literally the funniest joke ever told...

    • @oakjim206
      @oakjim206 4 года назад

      Abbassis15 ... I forgot what podcast he said that on. Can you tell me or send the link?

  • @deliaishot
    @deliaishot 4 года назад +3

    My mom is so dramatic after every text, dramatic or not, she puts ellipsis. Drives me crazy.
    Me: Hows your day?
    Mom: Good...

    • @jan2351
      @jan2351 4 года назад

      INFURIATING

  • @sc-zo1dm
    @sc-zo1dm 4 года назад +23

    Did ya keep us waiting this week?
    YES
    Does that make me BRM?
    YES
    Is it gonna be ok?
    e'YESSSSS

  • @erics6948
    @erics6948 4 года назад +9

    "I don't make the rules. Rules are the rules! I just figure them out" - Delia in a nutshell

  • @user-kk8vd4nd9y
    @user-kk8vd4nd9y 4 года назад +31

    Hey Chris y'won't see this but I was having a really bad day and seeing you upload cheered me up. Thanks man

    • @knoxy5969
      @knoxy5969 4 года назад +5

      Chris has roasted people who make these type of comments

    • @mikeywhtshoes2353
      @mikeywhtshoes2353 4 года назад +1

      無限 you fuckin got it today don’t give up son!

  • @ryanmonteith5480
    @ryanmonteith5480 4 года назад +3

    The bits about Jersey and New York has me dying! 😂

  • @Nataliemeir88
    @Nataliemeir88 4 года назад +2

    Your podcast is a true , unconditional Love. And You’re awesome af. Thx for the laughs 💙🙏🏼

  • @MM-mq9xj
    @MM-mq9xj 4 года назад +9

    “That’s not what frank said“ 😂😂

    • @meglove6214
      @meglove6214 4 года назад +1

      Well that's not what Carmine said!

  • @kljenson43
    @kljenson43 4 года назад +3

    11:15 only sound thats made it into every single congrats pod so far

  • @parhaam9562
    @parhaam9562 4 года назад +28

    he really got so mad when he accused himself of killin his imaginary wife,lmfao

  • @quickdrawcowboy
    @quickdrawcowboy 3 года назад

    Quality episode. Really love you, chris

  • @dylanlee475
    @dylanlee475 4 года назад +3

    I've had a very, very stressful week at work and now you drop this on us Babies? yyyyyYYYYESSS DUDE!

  • @gotchyaa5747
    @gotchyaa5747 4 года назад +3

    My Highlight of the week. Is this podcast. Log cabin forever

  • @xmus-jaxon-flaxon-waxon8045
    @xmus-jaxon-flaxon-waxon8045 4 года назад +40

    “The people look like trees”

  • @keiferrector
    @keiferrector 4 года назад +2

    Dude the intro of the show dates is one of my favorite things ever

  • @kevingutierrez9388
    @kevingutierrez9388 4 года назад

    I lost it when he hit the Jeremy Renner button for just 1 second and the little head pops in from the side of the screen. That shit is so fuckin funny to me 🤣🤣

  • @panini1563
    @panini1563 4 года назад +1

    Just what I needed.

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum2204 4 года назад +8

    Jesus, that Jeremy Renner graphic made me just spit my food out.

  • @DigitalPlumbing
    @DigitalPlumbing 4 года назад +11

    Been frothing for this

  • @kod4062
    @kod4062 4 года назад

    podcast felt fresh.. when you're living on the wave length moods align ya know? can tell its this weeks vibe.
    shirt does look dope btw
    congrats

  • @BustahScruggz
    @BustahScruggz 4 года назад

    5:14 THE LITTLE LAUGH HE DOES BEFORE TAKING A SIP OF HIS DRINK

  • @Nickki5511
    @Nickki5511 4 года назад +1

    Been waiting for this

  • @gasa1165
    @gasa1165 4 года назад +1

    Love watching your podcasts high asf because half the time I dont even know wtf is going on and I just find it funny

  • @cnnrmcllstrnovowels3982
    @cnnrmcllstrnovowels3982 4 года назад

    40:16 “PAYUM” 😂😂😂

  • @blak309
    @blak309 4 года назад +7

    “When we broke up i* cried”

  • @rivinish
    @rivinish 4 года назад +1

    The second i turn on the podcast, i start laughing. From the first to the last second, non-stop laughter. Its a miserable time.

  • @JoshFromCapeCod
    @JoshFromCapeCod 4 года назад

    Chris you're the best, thank you.

  • @abiv4067
    @abiv4067 4 года назад

    Lmao love watching you while buzzed!

  • @YearZer0777
    @YearZer0777 4 года назад +3

    Yes!!! Been waiting for my silly goose time and that's it babies ✌😁

  • @kod4062
    @kod4062 4 года назад

    39:20 I spilt my OJ hahaha

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 4 года назад +19

    If youre wearing neon green and grey youre in 2004.. and you love smash mouth."

    • @oakjim206
      @oakjim206 4 года назад +1

      Or a Seahawks fan.. neon green, grey & (navy blue).

  • @joefauber979
    @joefauber979 4 года назад +3

    Was getting ready to listen to "never grow up" then got the Chris D'Elia notification. Quickly tuned in to this instead.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 года назад +16

    Just finished the Bryan callen special there was sooooooo much jokes about how old Bryan is 😂😂😂😂 "he moves good for an 87 year old"

  • @William.H.Bonney
    @William.H.Bonney 4 года назад

    Dude this made my day s'much better dude.

  • @revengewrld999
    @revengewrld999 4 года назад +1

    dude squawk bit had me crying

  • @VGZeR0
    @VGZeR0 4 года назад +1

    Super facts about Antlantic City. A lot of Lord of the Rings, Entei's just sitting in motorized chairs

  • @rachelnassetta1379
    @rachelnassetta1379 4 года назад

    I'm buying your tickets tomorrow for west palm beach Florida!! Can't wait to see you Chris!!!!!!

  • @alexbowen7306
    @alexbowen7306 4 года назад

    love the cast..

  • @foreverpop2542
    @foreverpop2542 4 года назад +1

    Chris I know you won’t see this but I found out about your podcasts about 3 months ago and I haven’t missed one since..I look forward to them every week! Keep doing what you’re doing man LOVE!!

  • @2010bhood
    @2010bhood 4 года назад +11

    “Chris Delia looks like the kinda guy that can unhinge his jaw “ Theo voice

  • @daniellekendall6859
    @daniellekendall6859 4 года назад

    2:18 the s'quick killed me

  • @SeaOrcRonnie
    @SeaOrcRonnie 4 года назад +11

    Chris, every now and then when you're doing the baseball voice for an extended period of time, just call one random pitch, so it sounds like you're in the game live, here comes the 1-2 delivery in the dirt ball 2...then right on with your plugs haha

    • @thedeewolf
      @thedeewolf 4 года назад +4

      comedy 'tips' from the youtube comments...s'golden...

    • @SeaOrcRonnie
      @SeaOrcRonnie 4 года назад +1

      @@thedeewolf I don't think he'll actually read it, more of an out loud thought for a laugh.

    • @thedeewolf
      @thedeewolf 4 года назад +3

      @@SeaOrcRonnie all gud bro...were in the same cult so no hate here...

    • @thedeewolf
      @thedeewolf 4 года назад +1

      @GODS GIFT god's gift but godless...u sound as confused as a lefty...

    • @thedeewolf
      @thedeewolf 4 года назад

      @GODS GIFT forgot already...

  • @pieceofbacon9775
    @pieceofbacon9775 4 года назад

    About fucking time! Who else is gonna make me laugh uncontrollably during surgery!!!

  • @yogatron3290
    @yogatron3290 4 года назад

    Lmaoooo!! Troglodyte!!! My new favorite word!😂😂

  • @matthewslifecrisis2701
    @matthewslifecrisis2701 4 года назад

    My day is now made !

  • @seewendy1
    @seewendy1 4 года назад +12

    She’s your dad 😂😂😂😂 that actually made me laugh out loud 😅

  • @joshponce1107
    @joshponce1107 4 года назад

    My man! Been waiting all week for this. Dont even deserve the perks for this!

  • @ishadowpeople6577
    @ishadowpeople6577 4 года назад

    That Kieth Morrison bit was so funny 😂

  • @lkhan11
    @lkhan11 4 года назад +1

    late with the podcast again! YESSSS!

  • @ClaudeMasseyConsulting
    @ClaudeMasseyConsulting 4 года назад

    Everything to do with Pam! Lololol!!

  • @mnojko-v4l
    @mnojko-v4l 4 года назад

    i looove it that jeremy renners face pops up when you play that song :)

  • @CoolerPack
    @CoolerPack 4 года назад +2

    Did I already listen to this at work yesterday? Yes. Am I going to watch this podcast again today because m'baby? Yes. Am I taking a shit at work right now writing this comment? YES! Do I care about my well being and my career? No. Am I only here to have a silly goose time? YEESSS!!

  • @johnnyashtray
    @johnnyashtray 4 года назад

    Was gonna get tickets to a show... He is in fact, backing up the Brinks truck. Good job Dad

  • @LiveFrm666
    @LiveFrm666 4 года назад +1

    24:54 lmaoooo

  • @jakeus2575
    @jakeus2575 4 года назад

    The arm flex LOL

  • @16handsoffunfunfun
    @16handsoffunfunfun 4 года назад

    I need this like 3 days ago

  • @Kwestdaroc4
    @Kwestdaroc4 4 года назад

    News anchor/radio voice always makes me smile. Never stop. S’Cute.

  • @dfw1fast143
    @dfw1fast143 4 года назад +36

    8 dislikes so far? Get the hell out of here Joe, Bert, Callen, Schaub, Theo, Joey, Whitney and especially you Santino.

    • @patcarroll9187
      @patcarroll9187 4 года назад +3

      Albuquerque news Will be the 9th

    • @DarkLinkAD
      @DarkLinkAD 4 года назад

      Only 1 of the people you mentioned have went out of there way to end someone elses career..

  • @hepoppinthat7237
    @hepoppinthat7237 4 года назад +21

    S’early. S’dedicated. S’true baby 💰

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ 4 года назад +13

    This podcast got me all dented up and im only 4 seconds in.

  • @allieSunl
    @allieSunl 4 года назад

    Bethlehem is in the epicenter of a bunch of colleges/universities! So, it’s a great place to have comedy shows. Love you Chris!!

  • @MsMissDust
    @MsMissDust 4 года назад +1

    Get in Where You Fit in Dude 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bobgarnett5871
    @bobgarnett5871 4 года назад +6

    I never click on a video faster than a new Chris Delilah podcast

  • @dotexe4981
    @dotexe4981 4 года назад

    46:30 My exact thoughts when I see that stuff

  • @BCreative12
    @BCreative12 4 года назад +1

    47:06 Dude see the movie The Fugitive with Harrison Ford circa 93. 🍿😁

  • @quandaryassumptions8287
    @quandaryassumptions8287 4 года назад +20

    Who says “one fourth” referring to the amount of gas in the tank. Never mind, Chris looks like that kinda guy.

    • @elcamaleon2471
      @elcamaleon2471 4 года назад +2

      Quandary Assumptions ->
      It always a quarter tank 🤦🏽‍♂️ always!

    • @SecretSauceyjuice
      @SecretSauceyjuice 4 года назад

      At least he's not the sub restaurant that calls 1/4 of their full size sandwich a "half".

  • @blitzzace
    @blitzzace 4 года назад

    i head the music and expected a BLAAAAAAST

  • @1990Co
    @1990Co 2 года назад

    I’m sure this is not something new to say but man I swear most of these podcasts could just be a special dude

  • @nickduckworth6973
    @nickduckworth6973 4 года назад

    I appreciate you

  • @alezurita90
    @alezurita90 4 года назад

    12:53 want my chips with the dip!

  • @Laurendezvous
    @Laurendezvous 4 года назад +1

    Wowwww your Morrison impression is actual perfection

    • @evandaniels9445
      @evandaniels9445 4 года назад

      Check out Bill Hader's impression if you have not seen it.

  • @poppymoon1165
    @poppymoon1165 4 года назад

    Trivago making Chris cry in a NY min is very very cute ❤️

  • @mikemurray5820
    @mikemurray5820 4 года назад +1

    This pod took a New York minute to get this week from you

  • @DreamsGaming
    @DreamsGaming 4 года назад

    Forensic Files dude goes hard love the way he says MURTER

  • @DartagnanMagic
    @DartagnanMagic 4 года назад

    Wobble, wobble crunch...Nashville-style 31:00

  • @djloach4788
    @djloach4788 4 года назад +1

    (3:29 threw 3:40) yo you sure that wasn't Theo Von you seen doing that? Lol

  • @nickhaberer
    @nickhaberer 4 года назад +3

    Chris reads his ads like I read my bills

  • @alexst34
    @alexst34 3 года назад

    "When we broke up we both cried 😀" old cast still riiiiiiiiip

  • @PandaPiper
    @PandaPiper 4 года назад

    Chris D’Elia should plug all of the ads in his radio voice. I would definitely listen to them then

  • @AdamDuncan89
    @AdamDuncan89 4 года назад

    You need to watch the SNL Dateline skit where Bill Hader is Keith Morrison. It's so good.