At first I was like "no I don't care about any celebrity talking shit on the internet". Then I remembered that I actually watch 3 different Chris D'elia podcasts a week.
Qualified Personal Trainer here. You have to study and pay for an extremely expensive course through a college for 3 years in order to get a real PT License. 💁♂️
(my personal vibe) To really lock it in man, you should do two hours with Joe. I think some fans of yours would like that. Hitting that whole Austin circuit would do crazy numbers. You would murder on Kill Tony as a guest, since they have two usually, maybe Bryan could join, that would be one of their most viewed episodes of the year, easily. You could have great relationships with all them cats, idk, but if you don't, go put some werk into that Mothership club, heal and grow! BIGUPS
This episode description: Chris sharing his dogshit opinions on AI music and Gatekeeping standup comedy. A lot of the episode was great though, and hilarious. Just don't give your opinions on things, your compass is broken.
It's funny though because I see guys like Hinchcliffe making fun of Chris but Berp is so, "He is so funny and wonderful" about everyone doesn't strike me as someone who would make fun of him. Did he say something about Chris?
Out Of Sight is the only thing I can think of that I like from Jennifer Lopez. Ben Afleck is massively overrated. Argo was so bad. Could not imagine giving a fuck about their personal relationship.
Hey Chris I went to the show in West Virginia, drove from Cincinnati to see you. Me and my wife enjoyed it but I gotta say the meet and greet was not a great experience. Wanted to thank you for helping me in my hard times with your podcast but you seemed closed off and uninterested in hearing from any of your fans. Paid extra to personally thank you and was rushed into a picture and out of the room by staff. Sorta broke my heart because I’ve listened to you for years. Still love you and hope you get through your mental struggles
That’s how it seemed for real? I mean no I always appreciate you guys and telling me stuff. Not sure what the staff does as it is always different in each city. But I’m always thankful.
Came here to say that: YEP, Dune 2 s'ucked. And, the [actual] sequel to Dumb & Dumber was titled DUMB & DUMBER TO. (kinda close to what you were saying)(just one 'O' off)
Chris, I got a bad horse fly bite on my face. Swelled my eye shut. My OCD and coping mechanism is to clap and cheer about it for ruining my weekend. Yaaaaayyy!!! Working for minimum wage cutting grass getting bug fucked in the face!!! Yaaaaayyy!
AI music is dope, first thing I did was put some monty python skit as lyrics, funny AF! p.s. AI art is better than 99% of all digital artists too... and thats coming from an artist, me... its just a matter of time before hollywood and the gaming industry is eaten alive by AI too...
Hey Chris, thanks for coming to Chattanooga - everyone enjoyed it! Wished you guys couldve checked out the Incline Railway with us but maybe next time 🤙
Listen, love ya but also love JLO so i’m gonna point out that don’t you always tell us how your “ Soooo Italian” from New Jersey ? which nehh your the rich Italians they make fun of in Sopranos.
The average AI is better than the average non AI song BUT the really great Human made songs are way better than the best AI song AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL
47:27 maybe it was C5 in Cali, but Everytime you mention that i remember in CO it was "message DN-52" 😅 we need to find out who the voice was for those
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Let me cold open.
Yea... let me open a cold one.. Congratulations!
8:15 Jenny from the gated community 😂
At first I was like "no I don't care about any celebrity talking shit on the internet". Then I remembered that I actually watch 3 different Chris D'elia podcasts a week.
Tim Dillon !
@@justkellanboffum
Lol fr 😂
"So this is the worst thing thats ever happened in the world right? Well at least monkey wise" got me so fucking good😂
Lololol I've been looking for this comment. Same!
Turns out you actually need a permit from the county to install a roof 😂
Yoooo, I’ve been non stop jammin AI music since I heard the rough riders anthem Motown remake
Jenny from the ‘sac 😂
Gave up on trying to find the word Margarita so quick…
What about "Look Who's Talking, Too"?
18:40 so freaking funny
I vote for this podcast to be called “Chris Complains”.
BANANAHEAD😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
Freeway! Fear! Man in the Moon! I dont like her personality but the girl can act. I like her edgier roles better.
Qualified Personal Trainer here.
You have to study and pay for an extremely expensive course through a college for 3 years in order to get a real PT License. 💁♂️
Quad-ruple. Quad, a 4x4. Come on now.
Detroit become human did that a decade ago
Christopher
My wife gives me shit for watching shit in reverse cuz if the newer one is dope then I’ll go watch the others
These shows of his have gotten more lame by the episode
You talk about nothing
Jenny from one of my houses killed me
Look at Chris, tired and in a mood. Thanks for the episode.
“MESSAGE C-5…” 😂😂😂 tears rolling down my face at work
Dude literally every time he does that cracks me up 🤣 he's done it on Congratulations, Lifeline, and Golden Hour 😂😂
I must have missed it... when did he say that? I want in on the joke haha
Did u break a nail?
Why did I laugh so hard at Chris describing a horrific chimp attack?? 🙉
Timothy sports chalet 😆
Chris giving his actual honest review about other movies like he did for Dune 2 is something I need 1000% more in my life
Except his review on Speak No Evil- I had to watch it and I regret it to this day. Tbf he did warn us…
@@brandonstumpf2931 Oh man, I missed his review on that. Wish I could have seen what he thought lol. That ending made me so angry lol.
hes never seen a single movie he liked. If he did he convinced himself to hate it.
Dude if thats what you need 1000% more In your life you should try anything else. You'll love it
Dune rips.
But yes, more movie reviews forsure 🎬
S'Chimp killed me.
The 90’s phone sounds 🤣 I can’t get enough when Chris is on this frequency
Can’t believe I was gonna skip the “Travis the monkey bit”
AI music is like someone that goes to the store with a list and doesn't deviate from that list.
I guess I need to start listening to AI music to learn more about myself 🤣
The yap master is back, and im all ears
im all heart and eyes
@BenniTroll Bear heart? Or Bare heart?
@@AirDwindler402 b-e-a-r heart
MESSAGE C5 gets me every. single. time. 😂😂😂😂
I've never felt like any episode was more short than this. Damn already miss you bro.
Chris talking about movies and A.I is fuckin golden
LOL I said MESSAGE C5 with you perfectly Chris 😂
(my personal vibe) To really lock it in man, you should do two hours with Joe. I think some fans of yours would like that. Hitting that whole Austin circuit would do crazy numbers. You would murder on Kill Tony as a guest, since they have two usually, maybe Bryan could join, that would be one of their most viewed episodes of the year, easily. You could have great relationships with all them cats, idk, but if you don't, go put some werk into that Mothership club, heal and grow! BIGUPS
Silly goose time
This episode description: Chris sharing his dogshit opinions on AI music and Gatekeeping standup comedy.
A lot of the episode was great though, and hilarious. Just don't give your opinions on things, your compass is broken.
Liking AI music, comedy gatekeeping and thinking women with a high body count isn't a negative thing.
S'many shit takes recently.
Your comment about roofing is priceless.
I own a roofing company
Permits are required.
Nobody on earth says Ben affleck that way except Bert
Timothy Sports Chalet was great in Dune.😂
'MESSAGE C5!"
I spit my drink out at “banana head” 😂
Why was it so funny😭
@@ZACHWILKINS69 prob cuz it caught us off guard and that’s such a stupid name 😂😂😂
everyone's real
The not-so-subtle jab at Bernt Krischner was amazing. 🤣 4:40
Immediately went to the comments to see who else got it 😂
That made my morning 😊
It's funny though because I see guys like Hinchcliffe making fun of Chris but Berp is so, "He is so funny and wonderful" about everyone doesn't strike me as someone who would make fun of him.
Did he say something about Chris?
Out Of Sight is the only thing I can think of that I like from Jennifer Lopez. Ben Afleck is massively overrated. Argo was so bad. Could not imagine giving a fuck about their personal relationship.
dang...nothing but bad takes this week.
also...has chris developed an actual drug problem with all this medication dabbling?
“They’ll just rip your face and fv€k you!!”
Chris: “woah ok ummmm…. we’re at a bar mitzvah”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Chris, speaking of Andrew Garfield, you'd absolutely probably LOVE 'Under the Silver Lake'
I have also been wondering who the hell are JLO fans? Never met one 😂
Hey Chris I went to the show in West Virginia, drove from Cincinnati to see you. Me and my wife enjoyed it but I gotta say the meet and greet was not a great experience. Wanted to thank you for helping me in my hard times with your podcast but you seemed closed off and uninterested in hearing from any of your fans. Paid extra to personally thank you and was rushed into a picture and out of the room by staff. Sorta broke my heart because I’ve listened to you for years. Still love you and hope you get through your mental struggles
That’s how it seemed for real? I mean no I always appreciate you guys and telling me stuff. Not sure what the staff does as it is always different in each city. But I’m always thankful.
@@SupergoodStudios i could totally see this. you seem like a really uncaring/apathetic person except when it comes to yourself
Winging shoulder shot at Bert.
Bro that chimp story made me MAAAAAADDDDDDD.
I can't stand Jenny from the gated community 😂
Runk
I’m still Jenny from one of my houses 🎶
I'm driving on my way to work, and when you said you only listen to AI music I burst out laughing so loud😂😂😂
25 Yorkies could kill you Chris?! Hahahahahaha
Got one reaze… CHIMP! 😂
Came here to say that: YEP, Dune 2 s'ucked.
And, the [actual] sequel to Dumb & Dumber was titled DUMB & DUMBER TO. (kinda close to what you were saying)(just one 'O' off)
Hey guys listen, we shouldn’t let Chris get that ‘wipe my ashe money’, otherwise there’s no podcast
The problem with the stand up permit is that the people in charge of it would probably be woke AF
Jo binterbiews over.
Chris, I got a bad horse fly bite on my face. Swelled my eye shut. My OCD and coping mechanism is to clap and cheer about it for ruining my weekend. Yaaaaayyy!!! Working for minimum wage cutting grass getting bug fucked in the face!!! Yaaaaayyy!
AI music is dope, first thing I did was put some monty python skit as lyrics, funny AF!
p.s. AI art is better than 99% of all digital artists too... and thats coming from an artist, me...
its just a matter of time before hollywood and the gaming industry is eaten alive by AI too...
Laughing so hard about the Sand, Bubblegum and Milk Roofing Company there’s sand, bubblegum, and milk coming out my nose, eyes, and mouth.
Hey Chris, thanks for coming to Chattanooga - everyone enjoyed it! Wished you guys couldve checked out the Incline Railway with us but maybe next time 🤙
JLow bit has me in tears
Listen, love ya but also love JLO so i’m gonna point out that don’t you always tell us how your “ Soooo Italian” from New Jersey ? which nehh your the rich Italians they make fun of in Sopranos.
I'm watching in bed with headphones and was trying not to laugh and wake gf up but then Chris started the fucking Warner Herzog voice again 😅
Hey Chris. Ehhheeh "quad shot" is not what ya call it. Ye been in Hollywood too long. Never heard "quad shot" in my life. The coffee guy slammed ya
The average AI is better than the average non AI song BUT the really great Human made songs are way better than the best AI song AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL
18:41 😂😂😂 His Spanish is on point. Made me laugh so hard
47:27 maybe it was C5 in Cali, but Everytime you mention that i remember in CO it was "message DN-52" 😅 we need to find out who the voice was for those
Chris from the sprinter van.
Head trauma survivor here. My memory is so bad sometimes, I think I need gingko BALBOA 🤘🏽😎
spacey will get forgiveness from media before delia does, it sucks
AI music is just another level. My first favourite was Diamonds by Plankton 💯🤘🏽😂
Sand, milk, and bubblegum to repair a roof 😂
Another classic Chris podcast episode 😂. You the man Chris!
Your comment about roofing is priceless.
I own a roofing company
Permits are required.
I would agree with Chris about Instagram reel comedians but every clip of his standup I see is as horrible as theirs
Wipe my ass money should be the next merch. Meep barp mahp boop WTF 🙌🏽👑🔥🤘🏽😎
When Chris started the disconnect tone I 'mmMMMediately knew he would do Message C 5
Honestly cant fkn believe we all pay for youtube or spotify and they still put ads... its like taxes
Tupac literally rolling over in his grave hearing Chris say AI music is better ☠️
Hey the Nike and Kiy thing at the end. S'short and s'nothing. Why include it.
Find it hilarious that he went on the rant about shit comedy, ends his own podcast and drives away to a podcast with schaub?
Cmon Chrisy ur dad was a director don't act like u came from the block :p
I was at the Charleston set you were probably the funniest person Iv heard ever I absolutely had a blast
Never have a guest but 1time pls have Harland Williams
I gotta watch Zendaya and Timothy Sportzmalay ?
Chris craps on Hollywood but wants to be in Hollywood so bad 😂
A.I. music - lonely is the night , when the demons come to life
"i wanna be so disconnected" (*mission accomplished)
He’s for sure talking about Jeff Arcuri
“Everyone’s real” absolutely sent me 😂😂
Team Ben !
Dude the “shoot………………
….Sandra”😂😂😂😂😂
I have to manually blink!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fuck AI. Wake me up when we can live like the Jetsons. That said, I will be looking up AI music after this 😂
How did she stab the chimp with no hands? 😂