Do Thought (143) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about having a van all weekend with his openers driving around Southern California, franks and burgers, mega preachers like Benny Hinn, speaking in tongues, Jared Harris, and having come around on San Diego.
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Развлечения
"My neck, my back, licked my lips and now they're chapped" -Chris D'Elia
"We went to get lunch, me and the two of us" -Chris D'elia 2019
I literally read this at the exact part he said it.
It’s that time of the week again, EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!
Yeah he released another podcast eat it up fucker
👀
BRRRRMMMAHHHHHH AHHH AHHHAHAAA
Silly Goose woah we got a charmer over here
"my neck hurts, my lips are chapped, my lower back hurts, ITS ALL GOOD"
Anyway, dude... ShipStation!
Yeeeeeeeeeee
es!!
Your life sucks
YET LIFE STILL RIPS
Silly Goose no dude his life rips, just like yours
“I mean for the most part don’t kill anybody”. Eh s’nailed it.
@@henkiedebomb ya'cuda?
@@justkeepasmile it’s y’cuda and what they said has nothing to do with cuda shit.
I’ve never seen someone so young. Wow.
Wow. I've never seen someone so gay over a comic
@@PurifiedSmith chill bro
@@PurifiedSmith jealous soy boy
Silly Goose y’angry over a RUclips comment? YEAH YOU ARE. Very sad!
@@HT-rq5pi oopoooyoooooooooooooooooooooo9
Chris Delia is the Dennis Reynolds of podcast comedy
this comment. omg yes
Chris “a piece of chocolate cake & a jar of pickles” D’elia
HoboSammiches I like your name brother
chris "is in OUTTER SPACE" d'elia
@Hobo Sammich We were destined to cross paths
Mr. Mustard with a side of Turkey sandwich
Chris " let's do this thing where we put quotes like a nickname in between his first and last name like people do on Joe rogan videos" delia
Its SILLY GOOSE TIMEEEE of the week m'babies!!!
Dude I have never laughed so hard 🤣 “Cause your brain’s broken!”
Dude you never get outside much do you huh
Silly Goose Nah bro, I’m living that log cabin life 🔥
☝️same here bud
Alissa Ruiz fucking shit man my face hurts 😭😭😭😭
49:15 - "Rom ba da rom ba da rom shom shom. Rom da dam ba dam bam bam bem bem. rim bada bim bim schim bim bim bim limp bizkit."
Just got out work. E'sperfect timing
Keep up your work ethic cash another check and live a month more you fuck
Silly Goose oh your just everywhere you sad pathetic man child you can’t get enough
Renner sliding through is absolutely AMAZING!!!!!!
I love the part of the vid where the context finally reveals the meaning of the title lol
Anything above 75° F is too hot in any room in any building or you're insane.
The acceptable range: 69-75
But if it’s winter or summer that can change
@@mediaondisplay3089 If by larger you mean 6ft and 150 lbs then sure...the argument is moot. If you are too cold you can always put more clothes on but when it's too hot only so many layers can come off. You would know this if you were a true baby and not some cuda.
European checking in. S'true.
I'm probably the youngest guy in this comment section
60 degrees works best for me
Literally saw this and shouted yes out loud!
YEeeeeeeSS
Scott Haggins s’dramatic
Is it okay to be dramatic? Yes
But maybe dont shout yes nextime aloud? Yeeees
When I saw this I literally went “uhhh-ahhhh” cause I was pooping. Yea so.. life rips
76 degrees? You’re truly *the mad king* after hearing that.
Game of thrones is over you dipshit stfu
@@PurifiedSmith nah. It just begun. Get with the fuckin program, dude.
@@SpyIsHigh nnnnnnnnah.
@@SpyIsHigh ehhhhhh.
Maybe.
Silly Goose you actually never stop wtf how are you so mad all the time
When Chris starts imitating the preacher, I burst out laughing. MAKE EM SAY UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH
When the preacher was going “ahhhhhhhhhhhhh” did anyone else get straight Tina Belcher vibes?! 🤣
Reminded me of Kawhi Leonard’s laugh
OH MY GOD YES 😂😂😂😂
Thank god I needed a dad this week
Did my band put out a song called Spine where we drop in D'Elia lingo in the chorus? Yes
Will Chris ever listen to it? No
Is it because he hates music? eeeeYesss!
Will I still plug it here for the babies in our log cabin? Of courseeeee
ruclips.net/video/aeQMgBlSAiI/видео.html
Classic episode, Chris. You're an artist.
Chris "Sellin his fans data" D'elia
The Benny Hinn of comedy...S'crass
The guy that puts quotes in between a person's first and last name like a nickname but it's a joke lol so original buddy fuck you
@@PurifiedSmith Still less annoying than the guy that complains about the quality of the comedy on the fucking comment section.
Not mine, suckaaaaassssssssss
@@ulverup oh ok so sorry my criticism has you all torn up you felt compelled to write a reply to me. :) so sorry I bothered you :)
I just caught up on all of the video podcast yesterday and now I'm happy there's another one!
Did I like this video? Yes
Did I like this video wayy to early to decide whether I’m going to like it or love it? YES
Lol me too
Luis Garcia Do I do it every time? Yyes
Do I question myself every time? Yes
Have I ever been wrong?? No
did you regret it? no.
Is it all good?
YES
Here for a silly goose time...and THAT'S IT!
Saw this and was I excited? Yes
Did I click on it immediately? Yes
Did i get my work done? No
Was it worth it? Yes
Will i be mad at the extra work i have tomorrow? Probably
But it's all good.
And do you know why?
(Jeremy Renner music plays)
Chris 'No Pants' Laymance because no matter what, LIFE RIPS!
Life Rips!
Chris 'No Pants' Laymance cause LIFE RIPS
Chris knows what an o'soto-gari is and also knows that it's called o'soto-gari, I'm impressed.
Doesnt take much to impress you lol shithead
Silly Goose not very silly goose of you. Chill out, man. Go take your anger out on your weiner again.
@@sfuture08 I dont have a weiner jokes on you loser
@@PurifiedSmith but you dont have a weiner so who is the joke really on???
@@JamisonGallagher not me idiot
Nice this podcast always helps me fall asleep. Since I’m all about recyclin’ I recycle this podcast too. Like three, four times since I always fall asleep every 30 minutes this guys talks/makes noises
Bram 😂😂😂😂😂
The preacher bit got'em. Amazing.
The opening got some bass in it now..hype!
Today has been shit. But life rips, all good, yyyEEESSSSS. I LOVE THIS PODCAST. ❤
Chelsea Shepherd y’gah’boyf?
Chelsea Shepherd I’ll see you at the log cabin m’baby
I just want to be a log so i can be a part of the cabin
Eh s'insecure
Hahaha
@@yansmith9562 u didnt get the joke
@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 huuuh?? I'm not a true baby?? :(
@@yansmith9562 haha just saying its a joke, not being ehh sinsecure. I believe you're a "true baby" because you're using one of his catch phrases :) I guess?
Juan fire laughing and saying “oh Lord” is great 😂
The ball park beef franks story had me rolling 😂😂😂
Can anyone tell me what song he uses when he’s describing his Grandad Bam.... please... it’s been racking my brain since last night..
Shorne Pubique you are a very bloody big legend! Thankyou 👍🏼
And now I will rewind back to where this beautiful human being expressed his new found acceptance of San Diego.
Baaaa BOOOOOOOM!💣
I love listening to you. You make me laugh, big time.
Love you, Chris. 💋 😇
The original Green Onions bit is amazing, Bam got me excited about it.
I've been listening to old ones alot lately and you seem alot more impatient now and is it funny YES, m'longtime fan YES, do i Juan Fyre your openers with every storyYES....but i hope you dont snap.
Dave Watne - I think it’s how he gets. Anything he starts out, it’s playful. But when there’s a routine, he gets super salty if the routine breaks or Juan Fyre messes up the ad-reads / cables
Yeah I'd be scared to be Zac Doncovio the Dog
BUTTERS YOURE AN INCEL
He’s an angry controlling troll 🤷♂️
So many fans of delia are closet homosexuals
Im crying at the chapped lips song
I glad you said what you did in the beginning.
Makes me so happy Lolol yelling on my drive home cause I live in San Diego! Lotta babies here
My very first podcast! What took me so long to get here?! Congratulations to me for stumbling upon this masterpiece. 143 Chris 💕😝
I just got done re-watching the last two episodes and then this dropped
Life riiiiiiippppssss!!!
Absolutely breathtaking story. I personally would have saved this one for a large party or upcoming wedding reception.
"it's not far from what we're doing" hhahah CUUULT
14:20 I FUCKING JUST DIED, THE MUSIC, THE MONTAGE
Also the way you plugged your sweaters after all that religious bullshit was gold
28:04 Eh s'perfect comedic timing
Love these 👌🏻
Show starts at 46:18 after all the ads and tour date announcements
nah man then you missing out on the story at the beginning
45:29 When you receive a text back from Chris.
Your profile pic...chaaangeit
LOL you're so right about the sweaty lip kid - there's one in every 4th grade gym class!
" Quick get that guy to the hospital coz he doesn't know what words are " 😂😂😂
37:00 in tears cant breath
I've been watching old episodes of The Ten Minute Podcast AKA TenMinPod so I've been getting my daily dose of Chris and wasn't expecting an episode.... But, mmmmm..... Ain't K-plainin
Yo isn’t that number part of the Ashton Kutcher scam?
Yeah it is
I love Chris but I really want to see someone take him to Denny’s just to know he’s human
Will Sasso is the only person alive capable of that
Listen to the Ten minute podcast. Will Sasso and BKJ do a good job.
Ten min pod first 100 will and kinda Brian take him to Denny’s plenty of times
Bobby does
Been sleeping on that 10 minute podcast sounds like I’ve been missing out. I bet blood was boiling.
Dude I would buy merch with a " but he needs to know" quote on them
Bet you would buy a plain white t if it was sold by chris
Rodrigo mx9629 A tee with “Do a Thought” would sell out in no time.
@@PurifiedSmith incel
@@bigmikegrows408 deleting comments is a sure sign of a small Weiner and a hurt butt
ballpark beef frank got me !! 🤣🤣
“That’s not far from what we’re doing...” HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man the air conditioner story made me laugh so hard!!
Chris's rants are the best. Hes not wrong. His shoes keep getting more entertaining. Respect
Wonder if Chris knows about Will and Bryan talking about a possible TMP reboot.. Our lives would RRRRIIIIP dude!
rxp56 Well dude, I hope you’re the fuckin mayor of seeyasville cuz don’ wanna d’lieve daaahh...
Fookin love this man
Thanks for texting me back 👌
I gotta know what the intro/outro music is from. Anybody know? S'relaxing
I love the theme when he comes around :)
I feel like a kid in class that just got the right answer when I said sweaty then he said sweaty.
Master P speaking in tongues is one of my most favorite bits yet. I am crying laughing.
Dude the "Yes!" bit. Hilarious.
Who else said ‘sweaty’ with him?
I was thinking "More fat" for some reason haha.
LOVE U CHRIS
That pastor sounds like he was tryna deliver a sermon after hitting salvia
I like how he drops "osoto gari" in this pod oss
vitor3000 OSS
I'm having an anxiety attack just thinking about being in an 82 degree hotel room
When you go from ranting about how pain exists but life rips, and then directly into an add for ship station.
omg CRAIG AND CHRIS are legends. One day I need to go see them!
Chris is a DROP machine with those keys
LMFAO BOMBING at the priest haha
The neck and back pain images are my life. 😖😂 No one told me that I’d have osteoarthritis at the ripe age of 31 due to being an athlete as an adolescent.😅
I'm from Riverside!! But moved to Mississippi for my boyfriends work. But we're moving back end of this year 🥳
Her: I bet he can’t sleep bc he’s thinking of other women.
Me: 🎶 I ain’t got no motherfuckin’ friends...
Am I cryin? Yes! Is it OK? Yes!
Holy Crap! I remember when, like a year a go, these two young Mormons came to my door asking for a Frank. I said not here because I didn't know. They were hungry!
This will do until the new TMP comes out
It's a pipe dream :(
TMP will begin when HL3 drops
What's the hold up? They have all 3 been talking about it. Is Brenda holding Wrinks the gay owl hostage?
It'll never happen now 😣
Sometimes I click just to hear the 2 songs in the beginning
Did I already listen to the podcast? YesWill I also watch the video? YES
Welcome to the log cabin Babies!
talk about the BAG you got for this text me business
Dying from the "Franks" story. "Ya brain's broken!" 💀
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD CHRIS D'ELIA
I am crying in my car!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
19:05
As a pastor I died at this !
Yes! Life rips
I never used to sweat on my upper lip. When I went on holiday to south eastAsia. It was so humid I started sweating in places I never have! Got back home from my holiday and I've never been the same again.fkn upper lip sweats.
10teeleaf they say traveling changes you 😅
I absolutely lost it with the "Jesus is coming"
Spoiler alert. Hes not
I love you Chris!!
Had to watch this with sunglasses on cause, future to bright!
Limp brisket.....ba da di da dum bum...vroooooom....shitted in my car
lmfao 😹 dying
If Chris D’elia cut his hair and shaved his facial hair he would look EXACTLY like Bryan Callen
DaShinobi also if he became a lil bitch
But Byron is NINETY
His future would be so dim
That's 2.99 thanks grannd slam
Career over.