Life Rips Again (141) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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On today's show, Chris talks about Toby Keith, getting divorced, having to go to Atlantic City for 20 minutes, bacons, and Kenny Chesney.
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Chris is at his funniest when he’s telling a story and he’s pissed
every time he rips on coachella lmao
"And I'm in Atlantic City, and the airport I'm flying out of *aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh* IS IN PHILADELPHIA" i'm fucking crying
Chris is just funny period
When's**** he's pissed.
Nah, he's funniest when he's having fun at Bryan Callen's expense
I love when Chris makes himself laugh and he does the high-pitched hysterical laugh! I love a silly goose time, and that's it!
true. still hate the shit out of his TATs tho.
110% funniest part
The consecutive rapid-fire question bit he does each episode is never gonna get old
I’ve adopted it into my daily life. That and where he says all the things that are going wrong and then telling “YES!”
Do I love people replying to my comments? Yesss. Would it be awesome if Chris himself replied to me? Yesss! Will he ever do that? No. Am I okay with that but secretly wish it would happen? YES!
ever
William Chan it has.
is going to be younger episode to episode
that Toby Keith bit is one of the best things I've heard 😂
59:36 to the end is remarkable
Straight Chillaxifying
Same 😂😂😂😂
How coke'd up was our buddy Chris towards the end there. Funniest guy alive
Chris needs to voice an animated dog...
Like, immediately
You mean Chris Kattan
I can see him as a bro eagle
Cat....
@@leonbuzza Smoked your own socks, aye?
S'typical good idea thas'bad idea
Chris is one thick chain away from unleashing Chank Smith.
*Smiff*
AKA Anne Heche
You actually made me lol, thank you
AKA The Principle of Hate
his life is a documentary
"People have to live everywhere" - Chris D'Elia, Oct 10 - 2019.
@dabrepus How'd you know I live in Australia?
I live in Buffalo and hearing Chris bash it is the fucking best
How Chris D'Elia has influenced me: I work for an engineering company and I was talking to an engineer over the phone. I was going though his markups on a project and I said "Oh are you also a doctor, because I can't read your handwriting." Took him to Denny's and brought him a grand slam!
i mean... almost
my ex used to call me Chris. lmfao
Lold
Horrible
This is a very lukewarm slam
“Once you past the situation, rejuvenation babies. And life RIPS again.”
S'inpirational
You get likes cuz you look like that.
“How many bacons” should of been the title 😂
Next one
This many
Connor Croland hahaha...”and I think of that....every three weeks”
*should’ve
*should have been/should've
“Somebody has to pay for brendans coffee habit” got em baby
I was gonna say the same thing haha
That always makes me s’angry
😂🤣 that's EXACTLY what went through my head when he said that! So funny
"SOMEONES GOTTA PAY THE BILLS"
"And here's another reason I'm just like Tupac" I died..
He was actually a member of the Outlawz
The saving private Ryan bit had me dying 💀
19:37 I love this impression even though I've never heard or seen his agent, I can just picture him from the impression
*Manager same thing
Fire trucks and moster trucks
Walter Clements thanks for this I was trying to find this again lol
I wonder if Chris realizes that by creating such a silly goose time, he’s actually helping a lot of people get through otherwise tough times. The Toby Keith bit gave me a much-needed laugh. Definitely appreciated.
Omygod yes. Thought i was the only one
I can’t see anything. All I see is shoulders.
then you see something... ; shoulders
Need to place camera in other room and zoom all the way out
honestly for the first 30 minutes i thought i was looking at the rocky mountains.
You can clearly see dead bodies on those slopes.
Just chillax
I don't give a fuck what they say about you. You are the funniest person I've ever known
Anyone else watch the end credits on movies just to see if Chris is in the Special Thanks section for loaning his shoulders as a filming location?
"yyyeeEEESSSS" has changed my life.
Anyone else notice how different Chris’s voice is when he does his podcast vs when he does stand up?
May man's got himself a chain so the babies know who their pimp is
...kay
I quit my job so I could listen to this podcast as soon as it drops every week.
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Lol. Elder status right there.
When Callen whistled is when I screamed laughing 😂😂
Holy shit! I laughed so hard at the Toby Keith bit.
"YOU'RE CLICKIN I'M EATIN"
Make it a shirt please.... And I won't buy it ehhhh
nomnomnomnomnom
*m’eatin’
I love when he DEFINITELY DOESN’T say Jared Leto’s name
Toby Keith randt funniest thing I've ever seen. He made himself laugh so hard I love it. Peace my babies
Chris "I'm not gonna say his name" D'Elia
*the saving private ryan bit is a classic*
😂😂💀💀💀
Toby Keith is 100% that guy that’s so white that he’s genuinely confused seeing people that aren’t and laughs hysterically about it lmao your impressions never fail to make me cry laughing and I look forward to this podcast every week
Me singing:
"And we're only here for...one silly goose at a time"
He never told us how good that damn tuna melt with the bacons was.
The fact that Bryan is in the Joker 😂😂
“I’m not gonna say his name,” but he says his name like 73 times #JaredLeto 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big mother goose speaks to the baby geese once again.
And life rips.
Did I get divorced, Yes
Does it ripp,Yess
Am I divorced because of Paaaaaammm...
YESSSS!!
If that’s really you in the pfp. I’m gonna need your diet plan, brother.
Is my day going to get better now? YESSS!
Do I know it’ll be a good episode even though I just started watching? YESSS!
One of the best episodes ever. Man I love this podcast
Big agree
His podcast made him my favorite comedian
I’ve never heard a “cute” heartwarming story with such an icy chain
I haven’t laughed as hard at anything in a while as the entire Toby Keith bit
Amazing
castopr crying
didnt even notice he had to stop at a red light. thats the funniest shit
Literally hardest ive laughed in a long time.
Me too; I had tears running down my face and my stomach hurt! He's so great.
where’s chris and why is DMX doing this episode?
Chris Delniro back at it again. Stopped everything to turn this on
I hope you’re an air traffic controller on shift.
Kyle McClure 💩 *noise*
Brilliant Idiot relaxed like a sloth 🍆
My hands are tied now!
“Don’t just name freeways” 😂😂😂
Worried about being laid off since everyone around me is but now I'm here for this SILLY GOOSE TIME with all my fellow babies and it's all good!
LeeCDylan mmwho cares dylan
Good luck, man.
Alex Baum Thank you!
“That dude, JARED LETO; but I’m not gunna say his name” eh, but chadid
Heeh, thats the joke
Thanks Daddy, for saying divorce is cool, cause I’m divorced and I always felt depressed. But not today. I’m a reborn and happy “baby “ ✌🏻🇺🇸🎗🖖🏼
Rejuvenation dude 🤙🏼
Hi Chris,
I wanted to thank you for helping me through a tough time in my life. My mother passed away unexpectedly recently. She was living in Florida. My sister and I had to take a road trip from NY to Florida to deal with the services and get her animals. We listened to the pod cast almost the whole 16 hour trip. We went ALL the way back to the beginning episodes....What could have been a very somber drive turned into a silly goose time. The laughs were desperately needed. I’ve been a true baby for many years and have now turned my sister to one. Thank you for always being yourself. I think you help more people than you realize.
Megan
"Trolls are bringing me bagels" What? Lmao
"don't biggie me" wasn't just one of thee greatest grand slams ever, that was some god damn top chef shi* #HitEmUp
he really didnt have to throw in the shania joke. but he did. he did that for us
One of the funniest episodes. *Duw dinky duwduw duwn* 🎸
Oh man when callen has to stop at the red light 😂😂
That intro song is really comforting to hear
“You know another reason why I’m exactly like Tupac?” Should be the title
10/10 Toby Keith impression.
“Flying by the seat of our diapers, my babies!” should be on a shirt for a mother with triplets...
If the joker made it as a comedian, he would be Chris De’lia.
P S underrated comment
If Chris D'elia made it as a comic-book villain, he would be The Joker.
im halfway napping and halfway gigglin. this is awesome. i love laughing and getting enough rest.
I'm in bed too😂 trying to shake a hangover though
His impression of his manager is so fucking funny. I need a whole podcast in a method acting situation of him as his manager the whole time.
:,)
me every time chris says ‘my babies’
ha
Chris “and its all good” D’elia
" and that's it" Delia too 😂
Meg love hahaha for sure
New tpw, tiger belly, and congratulations YES life rips so hard today
Could ALMOST see your future's reflection in that banging necklace.
Laughing at my phone going "he doesn't even drink" like everyone should know it lol
Literally did the same thing because I too am in that camp lol
"... at this point trolls are bringing me bagels" 😂😂😂
Guy bumped into my car this morning. He pulled over to see if there was damage. Couldn't help myself... I replied "Didn't make a...... Dennnnnt!"....
He looked at me weird, got back in his car and drove off staring at me. Pretty sure he thought I needed a helmet...
M'Didn't happen brooooooooo.
Y'made up this whole story, Nnnnnn'evr do that again
S’lyin through ur teeth bro
Make Life Rip Again
- Chris D'elia and Thick Chainey 2020
Great podcast Mr. D'Elia. I particularly enjoyed the part where you're finding your itenrenary. Good show sir.
That Toby Keith part is one of the best things i've seen in a while
Can we access this soundboard to put to our every day life? I need a “YEAHHHH” and Tu Pac clip on standby at all times.
Chris D Elia " Juan Fire you're messing up, your fired,Yess!"
Juan Fire rolls his eyes" sure, ok."
54:00 and on is the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. Ever.
"Honestly that doesn't impress me much" You are quick man... I laughed my ass off
Dude, that is the blackest T in existence. It's literally a silhouette. It's like a rip in the fabric of spacetime.
saving private ryan scene DESTROYED me
Life rips when you have chips with the dippp
South Park should get Chris as a special guest writer and write an epsidoe of Toby Keith walking into different places hahhaha
Chris " I got the mic like rogan " Delia
D'Elia brothers on JRE, we need to see it!
Got so many chains they call him Chainning Tatum.
I am super- picky about my favorite comedians but you are the one, my friend...
my dad must not know what marriage is, he's been divorced 4 times
life rips
I would divorce you 4 times just to be able to marry you again, 4 times.
Edit : in all seriousness, my parents divorced and my dad moved on but my mom never married again. I hope anyone in this comment section is having a silly goose of a Thursday.
The private ryan bit 😂😂😂😂😂
“You clickin, I’m eatin! Nomnomnom”
Listen! When Chris cuts in the Jeremy Renner Face and the "Main Attraction" snippet thats fucking comedic GOLD!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question? Yes. Question? Yes. Question? Yes. Question? Yes. Question? Yes. Excessively long question? Yes.
And its all good m'babies.
U get humor and wisdom and stir that shit up in coffee and you get CHRIS D'elia.
Imagine Chris as The Joker
38:20 Him having to stop at the red light after trying to be cool completely killed me 💀💀💀
“Shania Twain, 350 million, honestly that doesn’t impress me much”
...ANYONE?!??
It was so sly I almost missed it
I got it lol his delivery kinda made it easy to miss tho haha
So good 🤣
Chris impression of his manager makes me laugh so fucking hard every single time love that it was a heavy dose in this episode lol. also chris if your seeing this drop a damn podcast, they cant cancel the log cabin.
The visual edits kill me. goddamnit Juan Fire!
that toby keith bit might be the most hilarious thing ive heard in the past decade
Chris could be Joker with that laugh.
BRO I LOVE WHEN CHRIS DELIA DOES THE ARMENIAN BIT ... lmao bro I can’t express how good and how fuckin spit on that is bro, it’s crazy. It’s like every fellow Arab I’ve ever met
Is started laughing before the podcast even loaded in anticipation
I called it my head already
Manager voice never gets old