I Got That Wagon On Me (154) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby.
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"So many people's brains are broken" No truer words have ever been spoken.
Brokens*
No truer words have ever been broken
Heh, that rhymed
12Daniel34 lol I didn’t even realize it did
S'foreign
Chris “I make my opener pay me to open for me” D’Elia
I prefer chris "I shit all in myself" D'Elia but to each their own
Yeah
He was joking
You wrote open too many times in one sentence
Chris "i charge mike to open for me" D'elia
Oooh look at dis, tha chilrens are back from the plaaaygrooooun
Grant Stonex You piece of chit
Joe Binterview is Over
Jor beenterbew isn't over jet
Binterviews over!!!
pleeeyyyyhhghrounnn
"What happened to your kid, Tom Hanks?"
"In the benninngg, in the benninying..."
His tattoos are the perfect physical reflection of someone who has never smoked weed
Chris “I’m raw, and whatcha see is whatcha get” D’elia
Needs to come back
We need a compilation of our supreme leader talking like a kid
jmiegs80 ten minute podcast episode Kyle Chris. A good 10 minutes of it.
Yessss it’s the most hilarious thing ever
Big Soundz Ep 68 of Congrats, Chudune, always cracks me up too. DJ Khalid buys his 1 year old kid the $34k Rolex & he just shits his pants. 🤣
jmiegs80 YES
I think, instead, you need sunlight.
Mathew "always rolling a booger" McConaughey
"the problem iiiiiizzzz"
🤣
Always rolls the booger twice
Here to see if you can top "f*** my carcass"
I still laugh about the chick who DM'd him and said "Re-arrange my guts for my birthday?" 😂😂
dezmondo007 fuck that JOBENTOVEIWS OVER takes the top spot
@@LeeCDylan yeah I wasn't ready for that one
@@LeeCDylan Dad left early
LeeCDylan episode?
I lost it at him impersonating his future son like wtf is that voice lmaooooo
"Oops, I got that wagon on me" Sounds like the title of Britney Spears 2020 comeback album.
hqhahahahahahaha
Weak joke btw
No it doesn't
Sounds like a Lil Nas X line
More like a slim jesus album
Just checking in with the M and the E!
ehhhhhhhhhhhh
Already old and not funny
@@devonhood shut up millennial
@@devonhood I laughed, now what, dweeb.
The part about Chet Hanks is by far the most I've heard Juan and Ivan laugh.
Who the hell is Ivan.
@@icywalrus4906 ivan getsridof.
Clue in son
I ugh.. I dont understand what that's supposed to say?
@@icywalrus4906 Chu'doin man. Buyacca.
Hey Icy, turn around. Ga-gunk
Chris complaining about smelling like perfume sounds like his girlfriend was suspicious of him smelling like perfume, so he tried making a bit about it to defuse the situation..
This guy talking facts.
Yeah but still, it's a form of domestic terrorism
Narc
Shes hormonal and preggo and I'm sure her nose picked up on it lol. But chris is the man and she should know better he loves that girl
@@theinfamous6445 lol
Let's start a movement to get Keanu Reeves as Chris' second guest. 🤔
Or Jeremy Renner. Or Papa John.
Icy Walrus
Papa John for sure...
We need a movie with Chris, Keanu & Adam Driver as brothers
Just get bob lee
@@ninthandsuperior2526 "Bob" Lee lol.
Its so funny that he kept talking about how cold Chicago is when this has literally been the mildest winter ever lol.
L.a doesn't have winter so if it's like 50° they are freezing. I'm from Colorado and when I moved to north Carolina they would shut the town down at 40° and I'm like still sweating haha
Exactly 😂 should have come last year when we had -50°
EVER
I feel the same when I hear Americans (apart from Alaska ofc) talk about how tough winter is lol
Same here in Detroit
“This podcast is killing it because of..... me!” Lol
@NinthandSuperior
He’s like a live action Simpsons Character
I had to listen to the chet segment in 30 second segments so I didn't disrupt my entire office laughing
Having a tough week but here for a silly goose time my babies!
S’gon’cry
Hang in there ! ✊
@@modelomacy516 Thank you! :)
@@LeeCDylan Welcome 💖🙏🏼
Chris “i’m in that movie army of the dead that hasn’t come out yet” Delia
He talks about the movie more than snyder himself does
LOL
If you’ve heard about the ten minute podcast, and haven’t really took the time to listen to any episodes...I urge you to start at episode 001 and enjoy a new world
Shawna gave me an HJ the other day.
scotthoover60 imma do that joke on stage!
@Billy Bones Damnit
I love tmp, I started at 1 at work and it got me through the whole summer. They need to do a reunion episode.
Chris I want to thank you. Hard to have a silly goose time after my dad passed, but man...sincerily, THANK YOU.
"Yeah right! I got that wagon on me!" - Crystal Leah
@Balls Sack that's a slayer boss from runescape ya nerd
😂
Thts LOL as AF
Minor correction, it'sDalia, like Dababy
The algorithm did something right and showed me your clip on Gervais at the Golden Globes. Didn't know you had a podcast so came here and subbed. Love your work.
I think Chris D'Elia should respond to Nick Canon's diss on behalf of Eminem.
Hey, you were dope on the voice. My wife made me watch you. ✌️
Oh and he did, by the way. He dropped two on Eminem's behalf - "Little Nicky" and "Cannons for Nick"
CrypticRaps ayee thank you! And damn, I'll have to look them up now 👀
Billy Bones
Sorry, man. I get Chris and Denace confuses sometimes.
James Violet bapkins
thanks for always making my times stuck in my cubicle at work a little silly goosier
"Don't rub smokey meats on me" should be an official D'Elia shirt design
I've literally been walking around work saying "oops I got that WAGON ON ME" for the past 3 days.
The babies are back from the plaaaaaygroooound!!!
Dude "You" wasn't even a big show till people who are fans of chris found out he was gonna be in it I know thats the only reason I watched it
The first season was also a big thing too tho....so
@@samallen883 ok sam
Except the book was a times best seller. I'm a huge fan of Chris, but watched way before he was in the second season
chris d’elia is such a good guest
That jamaican impression was more like a mix of italian and russian😂
That's a hybrid salad dressing
Chet Hanks in the back: No No I don’t tink so maan 😂😂😂
"Hey Santos... j'uer beenterbiew eesnt ober!" Literally came here to hear the audio clip. Gold
Everytime I read his titles , im like htf is he gunna bring that up AND HE JUST DOES!!! Essechrisdelia
Brendan Schaub is the guy that doesn’t wear the jacket.
mike murray no he’s the guy next to him wearing salmon skinny jeans and plaid yellow and brown snuggie. But he’s fer sure tha dudes boyfriend. so ur close .
If Chris wears one he will too..
Brendan is literally Robert DeNiros character in raging bull let's be honest. Give some respec.
Lol legit skipped the remainder of the latest tfatk episode and came over to watch this 'cause the CTE victim started talking about war. Eh s'stupid guy.
In the bathroom and I randomly yell out “SLAM” lol my girl about to clown me
"Do Scream 7" - 52% of Us.
I wonder what chris’ least favorite way to send electronic funds is?
Also cash app.
He don't care because no dentssss
Physical mail
Why does Chris’s hypothetical son sound like meat wad from aqua teen hunger force?
Emery Bailey it’s his Akon voice lol his kid is Akon
Took my mom to see Chris on New Years Eve & at the end of the show, he asked for our New Year's Resolutions. I begged her not to go up, but she went to the stage, said something stupid, and he said TO MY MOTHER, "Now you know how it feels to bomb, huh?" Highlight of my entire fucking 2010 decade
That is so fucking epic you're so lucky
so much audible laughter in the background
i luv it
When he talked about rose mcgauen i died of laughter died when he impersonated an actual captured person with no tongue
Holy shit that Patois Baby bit was fucking hilarious
Chris is going to be the greatest dad ever!
I have been waiting for this! Really needing a laugh now too. Not making this too personal, it's kind of been a rough start to 2020 so I appreciate all these countless laughs you're still able to draw out of every one of us babies!!! THANK YOU CHRIS 🙌🙏
this is the most fun I've had the whole week i've had the flu
Isn't flu the same thing as listen to Chris D'Elia?
The babies are back from the plaaaaygrooouund
Those wagon noises tho, lmao
13:54 made my day seeing the reaction to "Goaldan Glowbs"😂
He went the entire podcast without using any audio hotkeys.
Cuz the stage coach is comin. Genius
lmao he told rose to "do scream 7"... they killed her off in the first one, which makes that comment even funnier.
the shoutout to peoria was great. usually it’s gunshots in the news but we got chris to come ayeee
EEEEHHHHHHYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
“One of you guys change your name to carl” 😂😂😂
I’ve got to watch the podcast - listening doesn’t do it justice. I need to see the expression and gestures. #CongratulationsPod on Apple 10/10 .. pod on RUclips 11/10
C Hawk There’s a lot of us like this out here.
Agree.
Big facts!! Always start by listening and just watch 5 mins in every time lol
"DONT GOOO!" Chris D'Elia babies at Brian Callens stand up recently! Life rips!
You know what? I'll be real with you here:
I hate podcasts, and I wasn't a fan of some of your specials... But, I loved this podcast, and I loved how you approached topics. Easily subscribed.
I didn’t know that I needed to see Chris Delia mimic Chet Hanks trying to speak Patois 😂😂😂😂
Delia idk if you'll see this but i remember you said before you didn't know if you would keep doing this podcast or if people like it or is it worth and honestly man i love you so much and your content is pure comedy and you are one of the funniest people alive to me. i look forward to your podcast so much that i been waiting and even checked your twitter and ig for updates and found out your podcast was available on audio since yesterday and glad to be here to see you on video now for your reactions. i can tell you are working on your bits and material on this platform and it's perfect because i cannot get enough of it. Your beauty is that you see the absurdity in everything.
Brandon Tozer well said!
Decides to capitalize the first letter of only the first and last sentences. Infuriating dude!
Omg stfu. Why are you gay?
This is where I come for the silly goose news.
That's true, he do be a big ol silly
Chris Delia cures my depression 😅
35:52 I think he says "Job Interview" not "Your Interview" that's where the "B" comes from. except, it ends up being JoBinterbiew.
28:08 "Chris is comin to gitcha.". Probably my favorite single line from any Congratulations podcast
Who else lost it when he said "rolling a booger"???
He subconsciously sang same tune as Jim Carrey in Ace Venture 32:07
You literally killed me with that Chet Hanks clip.
This dude got that wagon
Palm reader walks into room
Chris: ah yes the negotiator
You have an uncanny ability of posting videos on days I’m in the dumps and I love you for that ❤️❤️
I hope that doesn't mean you're always in the dumps...!
So.... every Tuesday? Note the pattern, and do something.
TheRealFumigator no life generally rips but has been s’complicated lately 😰
knightkrawler today is Wednesday but yes good call
Dude, my coworkers are looking at me like wtf is he laughing at? The fuckin' 1812 shit is crazy funny.
Chris can't decide if he likes the guy he's roasting
I think he's just being a half decent guy and setting his own limits while he roasts.. cause he knows if he met them (cause he's a celebrity), he wouldn't want to be fake and pretend he wasn't shitting on them behind their back.. just my take on it, he's a good dude it's all in fun as he's said
Dude, the coldest I’ve ever been was Chicago on New Years. But you cannot dent that which is frozen.
Chris “Ya know” D’Elia
"D'you know what I mean?" I stopped counting 😄
If the " joer binterbeiw is over my friend" clip isn't in this episode im gonna riot
you know chet hanks watched cool runnings too many times and as soon as that video was over he turned whiter than a sports commentator from the 40's
The impression of Chet Hanks jesus christ lmao
WHY DOES HIS SON SOUND LIKE JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAM
I was gonna say meatball
27:30 ....dude, the way you said that shit omfg lmaooooo
been waiting all morning lol finally
Chris could we please have you sing "Its Christmas time" or anything every podcast????? The babies need this for a supreme silly goose time!!!!
How about the song, "Baby" by Dababy feat. Lil Baby. Uuggghhhhhhhhh!
MayorCavemanMD I’m goin baby on baby
MayorCavemanMD 👏🏼
Fun fact, first mention of "baby" in a song
When he shows the collage of pics of Bryan Callen with the random heads had me dead
Did you see how Eminem rap battled some 65 yrs old comedian in Phoenix? Killed it!!!
Holy fuck that whole wagon bit could possibly be top 3 best things to date on this podcast
I see that new tattoo, I didn't know people so young were allowed to get tattoo's
"What are ya DOIN here?"
its been so mild here in chicago this winter, glad chris had a good time.
T H A T W A G O N O N M E
"I give and receive" D'Elia during the D'Elia commercial hour podcast. ;)
I like how he finds things he doesn’t like the most and just makes it funny. Favorite comedian right here.
I was at your Peoria, IL show. Thanks for coming, we hope you come back!
The beninging... in the beningi
"Did you see my ass on Instagram.....I got that wagon on me" 😂😂
Im so grateful for this podcast
Now have I worn a beige shirt the past 4 podcasts?
Yeaa
Congratulations at x1.25 speed is a health hazard. Talk about a silly goose overload!
Funny that the youngest man alive is holding a baby in that picture.
Lol nice 👌👌👌👍👍👍😊😁😘😋❤️❤️😘😊☺️😊☺️😘😊☺️😁🤫😊☺️😁
Thank you for bringing up the ten minute podcast