BLAST! (136) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 2 сен 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about public toilets in Wales, Albuquerque, bad memes, accidentally drinking White Claw, "Escib", "the deserve-it scale", and we take some Twitter questions.
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Is it sad that I've been watching old episodes for months now? Yes.
Will I stop watching em? No.
Do my laughs wake up my girl in the middle of the night? Yes.
Is she mad? Yes.
Am I laughing even louder then? Yes.
Life still rips, Chris.
wanna go to applebees sometime?
@@choppaa4204wanna make friends in the comments?
ALL HAIL THE KING OF ALBUQUERQUE 🤴🏻
Albaquerqueen!
AlbuquerKAY
Escib.
Albah-kurk-astan
Actually it would be the Duke.
When Chris screams out YESSSS!!! to things that suck, it's my favorite reaction. Started doing this myself.
You gay for this guy or something
@@PurifiedSmith Well played. LOL.
@@PurifiedSmith YYYYEEEESSSSS!!!
Me too def my favorite bit
Mike Gorsuch lmfao
Can u please have your father on as a guest....thanks
Bryan Callen?
@Juan C Salinas are they asian? perfect lineage
Juan C Salinas Is Bryan Callen too old, or is Chris Delia too young..?
@David Calderon thanks mr.scientist
Kebo Kev yes, bring the big bird
“Oh no my circuitry.... BLAST”
"Escib" is to Utai as "X-Men" is to Chris D'Elia
Bravo👏👏👏
Pure perfection!
What is he substituting for with x-men?
@@DanikonLUK "thanks man"
I think he called him a scab, cause he was annoying the shit out of him
Best line ever, “dude whatever......you know”
“Oh my circuitry ... No, water ... BLAAAAAAST!” 💦🤖
That killed me.
Jesse Grinstead I was crying at my desk the first time I watched. I can’t stop replaying it.
Steph Walsh No fewer than 30 replies for me. BLAST!
I mean, replays! S’dumb! BLAST!
Absolutely died when I heard that dude
In the thumbnail.....Chris looks like a baby bird waiting for his dinner
yes
Looks likes he’s ready for someone’s baby bird
Looks likes he’s ready for someone’s baby bird
Chris d'elia looks like rasputin outlived AIDS
Stolen comment seeehhhh unoriginal
Plz make a BLAST! T shirt for the babies, instant purchase.
"Oh here it comes. BLAST!" LMAO
Here for a silly goose time.
...🎶
...🎶
...🎶
🎶🎶🎶 BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!🎶🎶🎶
BLAST!!!!
can i just say the “BLAST!” timing was perfect everytime lmao
the impression of you as you but a kid LMAO the best
hearing juan fyre laughing makes me laugh more
26:50 i almost just fainted laughing so hard!
Stephen Irons 😂😂😂
Stephen Irons ... right!!! I can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard. Chris kills me every time.
No you didnt
@@PurifiedSmith Are you sure about that?
Holy shit that was hilarious. LOL
The noise that grape lady makes when she hit the ground, like she was storming the beaches of Normandy and got shot in the stomach.
Got a "BLAST" in the stomach.
When he did the robot voice while doing the BLAST bit I lost it 😂😂😂 this podcast is the gift that keeps on giving
We miss you, Chris
The grape lady falling used to make me cry laughing as a kid.
I'm listening to this podcast BECAUSE there is NPR, YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!
When he screams "blast!" Its the funniest thing ever
“Don’t hurt, Just Squirt”!!! YYYYEEAAASSSSS!
#BLAST
Dude
Shut
Up
crying laughing listening to him read off the decals on the truck LMFAO
“The government has a kink” 😂
You have a cringy comment kink
The welsh robot blast was the highlight of my day. I was in need of a silly goose time.
Yeah no
Bring back the 10 minute podcast with will and Brian
S'obvious
Haha gay
Yes
I will PAY
@@gp2860 i would absolutely pay for that
20:00 is the best part of the whole podcast in my opinion 😂😂
His face dude 😂
Blast!
Oh my circuitry. There's water.. BLAST!!!
Bryan: Dents
Chris: Dentn't
Chris turned this story into a fucking HILARIOUS all-time bit
Chris bringing the water bathroom bit into the deserve it scale bit, totally improv, might be in the top 5 hardest times I’ve ever laughed
Im persian and i am wearing adidas slides and socks watching this @5:56 lol
Hey man hows the pyramids doing these days
@@PurifiedSmith hey dumb fuck. The pyramids aren’t in Iran. Not even close. Not even the same continent or language spoken 😂
I've seen the grape fail video so many times but his breakdown of it had me crying 😂😂😂
"doesn't know what she's saying cuz there's nothing to stop"
“BLASSSTTT” probably my favorite bit with the timing of it ... just hit different
now im just minding my own business and my brain goes BLAAAAAAAAAST
Me: "I'm just here for a silly goose time and that's it"
D'elia starts talking about the anti sex bathrooms
Me: "yessssssssss here we are"
Bathrooms peaks your interests
Jesus Christ dude. I haven’t cried laughing like this since around episode 50
Lmao @ "I'm a comedian and you cant get me!" Lol
Just keep saying lol
Lol RIP
"he would get cancelled, BUT I'M A COMEDIAN AND U CAN'T GET ME"
We need a "Life Rips" Tee !!!!
You need a life
And a BLAST t
@@PurifiedSmith fuck you
We got em!
"Escib" is an arabic slang it has different meanings depending on the context, mostly relating to pouring out liquids or food and serving it. udai sounds like an arabic name and i am sure he is also middle eastern based on the hair description.
Escib
Well, عديّ or Udai is an Arabic name, it's actually saddam hussein's son name! (a little fun fact for you), but it could be something else, who knows. And إسّكب or Escib also means what I said, but again the possibilities are infinite. “Lol wtf”.
Thought i was the only arab here Im not this sucks YEESSSSSS
@@yousrabizri2897 please give some specific examples of what escib can mean. Thanks
20:10 BLAST
My hands are *tide* now.
Bullshit
I'm Persian and that Persian impression was on poooooooint
Hey man hows the pyramids
Same! I laughed so hard at that part! and also guy who commented about the pyramids. Eh..seh. not. even. close ¯\_(:/)_/¯
BLAAAAAST!!!!
Chris D'elia needs his own radio channel in GTA 6.
George Vazquez that would be fucking incredible 😂 you just made me realize that I would listen to the radio shows on vice city and crack up laughing as a kid and herrrre I am 😂😂
26:19 Nothing makes me happier than Robot Daddy.
Get back in the tfatk studio and roast those boys
Dumbass
@@PurifiedSmith relax
Joe B?? I’m Joe B
When he went 💪 I went 🤰
Cassidy Davis this comment 😂😭😫😂
I watch this episode every three months or so.
Back in Blast has me crying 😂
I want BLAST! as my ringtone
The guy that still sets custom ringtones
@@PurifiedSmith obviously a joke S'literal and also free kunch
I love how he keeps furtively looking into the top right corner like he's look for affirmation
F u r t I v e l y
Holy shit, I lost it at the end with the truck. Chris reading them all off and it just getting worse and worse hahahaha
Talking about robots fucking in Wales is exactly the reason why I watch this podcast.
Dude, this is one of the best in a while! Escib
I'm glad for you friend
The robot stuff is some of our favorite content. The buildup to the brbr’s are so fun too
Are you a baby?
Do you speak in grunts and broken words you fucking imbecile?
Do you eat Gerber baby food?
This is one of the funniest episodes by far, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
Chris's robot and baseball announcer voices are the best.
Chris "what's the word, it's a really easy word" D'Elia
Any one else listen to it before it's on here and then watch when on RUclips or just me...
19:57
20:10
26:02
26:51
His impression of the lady from the grape video was so spot on I laughed so hard
I'm so full of dents, if I bought one of Chris' shirts, I'd disappear entirely.
Can confirm Porthcawl is a place in Wales. Am Welsh. Loos isn't a place, the article says the plural form for "Loo" as in toilet. It's next to a massive "holiday camp" so I imagine a lot of S'n'F goes down. S'phonetic.
Loose 😂😂
this episode was hilarious, thanks
This is top 5 episodes for sure.
Minnesota in the house. Glad to hear your special will be filmed there.
Why?
@@PurifiedSmith Bc Minnesota slaps
Hell yea MN represent
@@PurifiedSmith MN rips.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAST
This whoooole episode is getting replayed a few times JUST because of the BLASTS!
I freaking love his little kid impression.
This is the only podcast I watch all the way through and if I don't I come back to finish it
Who cares
The Welsh “blast” section had me howling
that robot blast is the best thing ever
In tears at work...Blast!!
Made the mistake of listening to this after I woke up in the middle of the night...
S'wake now!!!
It means ‘hey skip’
DUDE YES
Hey dude your life got skipped
Oh shit
Chris is being super respectful this podcast
BLAST! makes me laugh harder than anything you’ve ever released as a polished, produced comedy special. Your specials are hilarious. BLAST! is holy murder.
“Once You Pop You Can’t Stop” was Pringles.
“I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One” was Lays.
Wow thanks potato chip slogan expert
Thanks for the podcasts boss baby!
Yeah its cool
The best bit of all time on this podcast.
One of the best episodes ever!!!
BLAST
I'm just here for a Silly Goose Time...
SGT All day Every day!!!
That's not all you're on the internet for bitch
One of the best episodes !!
That toilet shit had me in stitches! 😂👌
17:31 Chris doesn't know what a loo is lol
S'merican!!!!!
5:20 almost gives away Juan Fyre’s identity 🧐
Matt McLeod felt like he was gonna say mark
@@nickchezum1088 that's what I was thinking too
Why does he not reveal their names?
His name isn’t Juan Fyre??
just watched the San Diego episode, but I keep coming back for BLAST!!!!! has to be one of your best thoughts
For real one of my podcasts of all time dude! I listen every week but this one I've actually re listened to twice! Holy shit this was hilarious!
Didn't comment yesterday cause I was driving, but you posted the video as soon as I was leaving therapy. I needed the silly goose time, thanks for being you man.
Was Utai saying, "Hey, skip" or, "Eh, skip"?
Also, I laughed so 'ord at the robot blast.
New podcast to get me through closing work on my birthday bless you Father
Hurry let's release another one this pussy cant handle two seconds alone by himself
So much rage in this one
My family - “stop talking like Chris D’Elia”
Me- “itsa cult baby, can’t. Down for a silly goose time and that’s it”
Loser
Silly Goose why are you s’dick duuude?
@@PurifiedSmith ... hhhatechew EH'smuUuch.
I cant wait to watch la'vawn bell
The best podcast EVER!
"I'm Welch over here. Uh ohhh here we go!!!" Hahahahaha