Tim Hanginoncross (142) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand Detroit, losing Airpods, and we answer some Twitter questions.
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the best part about Chrystal Leah telling Butters to shut up and that he's an incel is that he actually stops barking after he says it
I was thinking about calling him that name months ago. You must be really really smart
Hahahahaha
S'buthcherd It (I know it was a joke)
Clever wordplay
Or as Mike Tyson would say "Christhalia D'elia"
"Life ripped"
Crinks Delilah's last words
"he just keeps kickin" on his tombstone
😢
Ahahaha comment of the year award
"Death Rips"
- Chips Delano, after being summoned mid-seance
How was this episode not called “S’Netherlands.” Juan Fire.
S'True...I lost my shit.. 😂😂
Or just ... Not a Basement
@@MattD86 not a basement for sure
@@MattD86 I vote not a basement as well.
Chris D'Elia is the only person that can do comedy about air travel in 2019 and still make it rip.
His “flight attendant” sounds like Pauly Shore lol
Actually it sucked
SERIOUSLY it never gets OLD
John Mulaney could pull it off. *Spits in face* because he hates you
Woah, I never realized this but it's actually true.
I would love to see a Chris delia animated series on Netflix
Ditto.
Theswitchy1 this needs to happen
You mean "BaBoom: Shoulders or Mountains"?
@@pabloaldunatecardenas6880 well that's the doc, we all wanted to stop production but they insisted on doing it anyway due to the peaks and valleys
Theswitchy1 As long as it’s called “A Silly Goose Time!”
Hey I'm a geologist and want to study the topology of that shoulder *range* They're shifting geological paradigms dude.
swoop s’gay
U gay
Topography*
Mountain building at that rate could result in a catastrophic landslide tbh
He's raw. He is the youngest man ever.
I wanted to argue with this comment, but everything you posted was true
I dare anyone to find a younger man.
Fresh out the snatch
Rawest of the raw the regala smegala
Youngest dude I've ever seen. What is this guy negative 38 years?
"rewards platterpuss rewards codes, wifi fly fi pi fi" lmfao
I read this right before he said it , unbelievable stuff altogether
" well it's anything...we got a light skinned guy....you don't know what race he is" LOL HAHA I laughed so hard
This made my laugh so hard
Lost it at “ordered a beer then asked for help” lol
Oh yeah
What's so crazy? He got away, knew he was gravy m'baby, got hm'self a little buzz goin and then he let people know what was up.
Be the best beer you'd ever had, no matter what you ordered....some good ol' trapped for 9 years ale. Some of that good ol' not a basement lager
Lol that's what I would do
Chris doing the fake texting app saying that it’s really him texting you: SSSSSSSSSUH CUDAAAAAAAAA
wanted to roast him but hey, he's just backin up the brinks truck
i didnt want to believe it was fake
Youd get a half chub from his fake text dont lie
I mean he replied to me twice soo lol
"You can hear my voice right now, it's not a scam, tis really me" actually makes him a lying piece of shit. Being a dumb comedian is one thing.. Hit actively lying to your fans to scam them for money? Pathetic
getting that Ashton Kutcher money with the fake number app.
It's the home phone from the cabin lol
Could u explain how it works?
@@zachrat9083 Basically his phone is "bugged" by a marketing company so when you text him it sends your number to that company and then they blow up your shit with robo calls/text offers
@@squidvis that's bullshit because I've been texting him and never once have I gotten offers are calls from anyone else. You're just trying to create something out of nothing.
57:00 Shawna's an example of a comic who be keepin' it real in a good way. She gave Bill Maher an HJ behind the Laugh Factory.
I didn’t realize I was listing to Airplanes Weekly. Listen to 142 episodes of Congratulations for everything you didn’t care to know about airplane travel. “Dents. Airplane. Rips. Airplane. First class! Baby. Dent. Airplane. Rips. Airplane. Dents. Rips. Babies. Airplane. Comfort plus. Airplane. Dents. Rips. Airplanes.” That pretty much sums up the entire catalog of Congratulations.
It’s been too long without missed connections ;(
I'll see you guys at the log cabin.
A Cook_MI how can anyone even try to beat this comment?
FUCKIN N SUCKIN
I mean hes great and funny but that's it hes just ok and it's ok to be ok
You think its gonna be a fucking swell time tons of people in 1 log cabin yeah right. Shits gonna get out of hand real quick. Chaos is what it is dude. And about the fuckin and suckin yall gonna get all kinds of diseases bro it sounds nasty tbh smh
Silly Goose I get your points but you’re being a dork rn. You’ve been hovering over the comment section for like an hour now.
“Y tu mama tambien” 🤣🤣 I lost it when he said they had this movie on the plane
That number you can text him at is through a product called Community. A bunch of celebrities obviously just got a bunch of money to promote them recently, which is why you saw within the last couple of days that many high profile celebrities have "given out their numbers." If Chris D'Elia wanted you to message him, he'd allow DMs on other platforms and respond to them. I don't think people understand exactly how many messages would come in, you could literally spend your entire day responding to them and it wouldn't even make a dent.
He's just backing up the Brinks truck, and it's all good m'babies.
"Chris D'Elia saying Algemeen Dagblad"
Did we Dutchies ever knew we wanted this? No
Are we happy and proud though. Yes
Got an ad for Chris D'elia: Shoulders documentary on this
Absolutely love anything Chris D’Elia does... He is an absolute genius!
Absolutely
Nah
Yeah and brandan schaub too
I'm gonna have to disagree I mean hes funny and all but LEGaeanD nah I'm still gonna have to disagree
👌🏻
The only podcast that I can hit the LIKE button before it even starts. Yeah its ALWAYS that good.
Ok.
"Life can rip even on your death bed", my goodness that was deep
az darksonal there’s a ‘R I P’ joke in there some where I just haven’t found it
lost my shit at work when he said algemeen dagblad hahahaha
The way Chris said "Y tu mama tambien" really caught me off guard. so gd funny.
D'Elia's Dutch accent s'underrated
Will Spence hahaha it’s so bad to be honest. But funny nonetheless
Netherlands: Not A Basement tees coming soon
IGPX Satomi I’m sold, not even a dent !!
Ale Mar it doesn’t work like that
Don't text him theyre farming phone numbers to sell to companies
Well fuck me then
Fuck
I fucking believe it, why I was initially skeptical. New there had to be some deal going on
How do you know??
Pdiddy was one of the 1st I've seen pull that stunt.
“life still rips even on your deathbed dude” -chris delia 2019
"People die of canc', life still rips" needs to be on a t shirt that I can buy
His number one hit: "Not a Basement" LOL!
I'm from The Netherlands so this was funny af
Watching out loud at work cuz I’m s’respectful
You have one of those cool names that means i dont know which one of you from your picture y'are. ✌🏻
I’m trying to work out while watching this video and I keep losing my breath because I’m laughing so much lmao
Algemeen dagblad 😂😂 please come to the Netherlands some time!!
Jij wilt een beetje Chris. lol
Kroonenberg? Eh's'Netherlands
The whole airplane part of this podcast had me dying 😂😂😂 so accurate
You could literally say nothing on the show and just play the Renner drop and I'd laugh 😂
As a dutch person, the 'Not a basement' segment was absolutely hilarious. Y'killin it with the pronunciations!
“I’m a black belt in conversational Judo.” 😂😂😂😂😂
After a shit day at work. It's good to come home and listen to our leader. Makes any day much better!
Good thing he has those monstrous shoulders to hold that ship anchor chain up
Gotta look young somehow
It's funny when chris says it. Its gay when you say it
Silly Goose why have you commented so many times on the same video? It’s eh s’sad
Silly Goose bro look at ur username... ur whole account is Gay
This has become my favorite Airplane podcast
“Here’s the deal apple”. 😂😂😂
Chris doing a bit about my home country made my day yesterday and again today
Did the "my hands are tied now" at work today and it was the greatest thing lol
"you drop something while you're driving, check the truck." 😂😂
That Netherlands story is my favourite you've done, had me in tears!
Wow, I have never seen someone’s shoulder be this defined even in such difficult lighting
Thanks for the laughter dude, funny's in your bones!
My favorite thing is when Chris makes sound effects when he drinks water. I laugh every day thinking about it.
RAW, cause what you see is what you get.
Peter Bell ❤️
"i'm really hungry and i wanna get my hair cut"...ti amo!!!
Chris' Dutch accent is so on point!! That is a hard one to do, nailed it!
Well, just found my most favorite podcast. Damn Chris, I like your stuff!
I heard u say "ready" at the start Chris. I was ready but clearly you weren't, hehhh
This episode was so uplifting, life rips my babies!
Chris "I don't need a nickname 'cause i'm raw and w'cha see is w'cha get" D'Elia
Dustin McFarland ah, a listener of TMP I see
BEST way to start the day. Life rips babies!!
The phone number graphic literally made me LOL
shout out for that detroit love
I catch myself drinking water like that lol
New podcast: Chris Reads The News.
Instant hit.
Current eventing it, with Chris.
Thanks for keeping it real!
When Chris tells Butters to stfu I fucking die laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IT is probably the best novel I’ve read in my life. PLEASE KEEP GOING AND GIVE YOUR REVIEW
Eh a suh early to this pod my babies
Almighty Sosa300 dude you’re so early your babypod is still on
When he combined “you make my dreams come true” and that Tupac song, it was about to SLAP🔥🔥✊🏻
"You can get rewards codes, get platerpus wards codes." 😂😂👍
I fucking died when he said “SO IVE BEEN CAPTURED FOR 9 YEARS”
Never watched the podcast before but this guy looks like the youngest dude alive
He doesn’t drink and exercises a lot 🤷🏻♂️
IanTheEarlobe Hey, we’re trying to do a bit here.
@@IanTheEarlobe ya bkj'd it
IanTheEarlobe goodjob bryan
4:17 "People die of canc' life still rips." 😂😂😂
🤣 "...wifi fly fi pie fly, and then awards codes, and a make upper-decker. FlagShan, and put your seat back in a Flagshine!" 😂😂😂🤣
Thank you so much for coming to FAU, you had the crowd dying laughing.
Lol! As always! Can’t live without this podcast now.
So dope you answered my question lol ngl that shit has me happy as hell as pathetic as that sounds it brightened the hell outta my day😭 I was just catching up on old episodes and thought it was weird he said that bout sunglasses figured I'd ask😂
Love this 🔥🔥💎
19:34 now...did i kno it was coming when i heard the bark..? ....yes
Did i still laugh when he called his dog an ince?...naturally....uhyea
best ep in a while!
Life rips when you just came off the roughest shift trying to maintain that life rips attitude but it’s a battle, then click on this: instant true life rips again. Lost it at the airline bit 😂 laughing loud enough to disturb the neighbourhood
You really keep it real while you’re telling us how it is and I like that
At the very end. 59:30. Mic cuts. Mouthed the words “whoa I almost fucking cried.” after genuinely thanking his fans.... ATTA BOYYYY BABAAYYYYYY
Chris should play a talking baby driving a Brink truck on Rick & Morty...
" why are you doing the commercial shit when I'm already on the commercial?!" Fuckin hilarious
What a way to start my weekend
Hearing Jaun Frye laughing in the background is the best!
Phone number thing is just celebrities being cudas. Chris cmon man 😂😂😂
Chris: (Walks into room)
Gordon Ramsay: ITS FUCKING RAWWWW!!!!
Please dont ever stop this podcast. Fucking love it dude.
33:00 good ol’ Detroit hospitality 😂
"Here is the deal appleee" was too much...i love you dad
I saw a sign downtown San Diego that said you would be preforming, My big brother is a huge fan and when I sent him a picture he said, “bitch you better not go see him live before I do!” 😂😂😂
Chris "Not a Basement" D'elia
Sometimes you forget about classicmovie until you see it on the back of a 4' inch airplane seat..... and there you are! #cinefile #rearwindow... You're in a mood today; you missed us #Babies 🔥 👏🏼 👏🏼
My bookie is soo not the right sponsor to have Chris read as though it were his thoughts.
Feels so weird every time.
A baby from South Africa here understanding how to pronounce Algemeen Dagblad but still prefers how Chris says it.
*Sees an 818 phone number in description*
Oh no...not him too.
Do I hate this gimmicky "Text me" thing? Yyyyyyyes
Did I hate Jeremy Renner's app? Yyyyyeeeees
Is it okay if my cult leader does it? YES
lol it's okay? Chris is a fuckin tool for doing that and ur one too for being okay with it
I'm from the Netherlands and I have never heard of Miller's Outpost.
We do ask for beer first, regardless of a dangerous situation.
35:53 "here's the deal Apple!"
😂
Finally! Daddy's spending time with me!
i dont think ive ever laughed harder when he finishes his 5th beer
😆 Right? I thought that was hilarious. My Dutch gf didn't think it was funny. S'Netherlands.
"His #1 hit: Not a Basement"
🤣