Wet Knees (145) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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On today's show, Chris discusses why guys should never talk to a woman for 40 minutes, "winning" Halloween, Spiderman and superheroes, firefighters (thank you firefighters!), nap time in kindergarten, and Michael Che/Caitlyn Jenner.
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Chris D’Elia: “Be you always. Don’t dress as someone else.”
Also, Chris D’Elia: “Dress up as me for Halloween and send pics and tag me. Kay see ya.”
Eeeeeeeeeeeh
Tried to. Couldn't get my shoulders to span different time zones.
S'grandslam
This comment is the equivalent to dressing up as Jay Z for Halloween.
Steven Brooks Hahahah he said the same thing to me about my son! My son ended up on his story eating an eraser. 🤦🏼♀️
James Morgan youre a dumbass arent’cha
"I was running outside my house 'cause there was like an, uh.. an incline,"
Incline? Hmmmmmmm. S'called a hill.
Chris talking shit about naptime but it's really just cause he was scared to sleep lol Freddy's comin' for ya
Seven eight. Better stay up late
"What is it a boy or girl? At least tell us." 😂😂
Blue smoke crikee!
Laughed so hard
Chris, thank you for your podcasts man. Im a very sheltered guy who is pretty lost in life, I have no friends at all so your solo podcast give a cool personal vibe. You help me stay positive and give me an outlook for the future, Much love and respect.
Come over
go outside my baby
Love your avi
Life rips
yeah Chris's positive vibe is a nice change from a lot of other comics
"whatever, it doesn't matter" - Chris D'elia
this is how i will win every argument from now on
Butters is not an incel...he's got baby mamas for Christ's sake. Put some respek on his name!!!
Butter's is fucking *GANGSTER*
Respek😂😂
Hatecha
He's got a fat belly.
@@bobbybush1750 ...…. he fucked.
Bro pls do more Aussie impersonations, that made my week 😂
Jacob Wallace he legit went into it like he’s been Australian all his life 💀
PLEASE COME BACK CHRIS I MISS YOU
But get a shirt with more diamonds on it though.. y'know?
Butters is a Chad
LMAO
He's what incels should aspire to be
Watching this instead of doing my homework! Gonna fail my class! Still worth it! Can't put a price tag on a silly goose time!
Love Delia's face of intent right at the end, as he swings the mic away!!
18:12 Juan Frye has the smallest “Shh”
I would honestly watch a whole podcast that was just Chris texting and doing commentary about the messages; that shit was hysterical.
That shirt better be some sort of subliminal message about TMP coming back...
Chris "Diamond Drill Face" Delia
Chris "I don't have a nickname cuz I'm raw and whatchya see is whatchya get" D'Elia
Bonkey’s oh my god! You’re a genius. THEY AREE! Good eye holy shit 💯
Love how he transforms into the radio voice half way through the show announcements
Chris, recently found your stand up specials on Netflix and couldn't get enough. Now, I've recently come across your podcast and I have to say you are the best comedian I've ever seen, and the first to connect with my sense of humor that not a lot of people connect to. Your humor, outlook on life, and positive attitude has helped me so much with my own emotional issues, and for that, I say thank you. Can't wait to see you in LA when you perform again. Let's build this log cabin of silly-gooseness together man, life rips. From Cameron, a fan.
I live for when butters interrupts 😅😂😂😂
17:54 The moment Chris gained a whole new appreciation for Butters
"Butters is gangster dude... He fucked"
I love how much he loves when others laugh
Chris “crazy legs” D’elia
11:25 - 12:30
Chris perfectly explains why the new Joker movie is a brilliant film that actually addresses some of the real issues we face as a society today. Instead of the media using this movie to push these issue to the forefront, they do they opposite. Chris gets it
Brady Osborne dude. Yes. I loved this.
Oh man that whole part at 30:09 had me dying
Best part is always figuring out where the titles come in. I love it
Your internal anger levels are... noticable
I have Butters' son. His name is Milkdud and you owe 239,000$ in child support.
Doesn't even make a DENTTTTTTTT
@@tylerwolfe5372 you mean DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT
This is a worse scam than Chris's texting app
Bryan Alford whats the scam? Lol
"The projectile that struck her continued 144 yards through the air and landed in a field".
*Headspace commercial plays*
JORDAN WITH THE SLAM
Hey Chris. You are by far my favorite comedian. From a french Canadian Baby!
"You wanna compete? You win. Cool. See ya later."
The monster thing is real talk.
33.20 "who's producing it?" Someone needs to do this
LMFAO
Chris' Aussie accent is better than mine - and I'm Australian
Its impressive!
I'm glad we have people like Chris to call out pseudomoralisitic outrage culture when he sees it.
“Mom why is dad in jail?” “Because your dad killed aunt Sumatra with a pipe bomb at your gender reveal”
😂
Watching from Finland, and I'll tell you, Bernie is very reasonable and level headed.
That Hi C story was actually Damien Monroe not Chris D’Elia
Lmfao
I noticed too 😬
I thought it sounded familiar
The Hi-C story has been mentioned before. It s'memorable. I love it.
Lol haven’t watched this yet but yeah story is great! Just shows how kids brains are different y’know? Lol
I actually think this story is very contrived and hell, ill say it... is half made up... Kay?
Kirk Everhart nah I did weird shit like that when I was kid s’stupid
@@slimeslime2123 Yeah, I fuckin thought peanut butter was made by putting peanuts on bread when I was 3. S'believable story, my fellow baby!
@@Smokeyxz Definitely. I thought ice was made in the north pole until I went to a McDonald's. I also asked if my grandmother was a slave once. Oops. I wasn't sure and I was 4, learning about the Civil War.
Butters is so cute!!!!
Not really his dog.
16:28 “BUTTERS STFU YOURE AN INCEL” will be the line I use for whenever my dogs bark
“What is this, kabuki theater?” Hahaha
*45:15** I need a GIF of this, MAKE IT HAPPEN my babies.*
watching you cradle butters the way you’ll cradle our future kids was super satisfying.
‘This One Time’ with Chris D’Elia
Long live Eli Manning!
"man becomes more and more bitter each time he makes another episode of his own podcast"
We like it that way.
And you become more of a bitter, poor incel as you tune in each week, checkin on Mondays 🤣
@@Sojaysquad22 I didn't say I'd like it otherwise
I'm not sure if you're serious, but if so, I disagree. I've been watching since episode 1, and if anything, he's gotten more optimistic about life and appreciative of his fans.
Hey @Adrian Ruelas, not true at all lmao. You obviously have only watched a few, if any at all.
Dog on the table, 2 drinks and a long cash app add, this podcast is going off the rails fast and it still DOESN'T MAKE A DEEEEEEEENT!
I listen to this podcast when i’m sad because I know it’s a guarenteed silly goose time. If you watch him & get triggered you gotta put the safety on cause ya getting trigger happy my friend.
they come for butters and stay for the silly goose
s'long intro
I really wanna see what it looks like when Chris is sprinting
Hahaha that would be hella funny
Probably like a bird that cant fly
15:54 when he pressed the wrong one, I couldnt stop laughing for 20 seconds
Skiing down the nipples and the Aussie impression fucking killed me
Am I liking this before I watch because I have a car full of kids even though I wanna be s’respectful?
Yes!
Am I pissed because I wanna watch but they’re all still awake in the parking lot while the boss buys dog food?
YES!
But life rips because he put out his video on the prescribed Tuesday!
my boyfriend works for CalFire and has been working on the Maria fire in Ventura since Friday!
Whens does he get out of prison?
lol.. he's actually an Engineer, but good joke
Lithuania baby here. Thanks for all the laughs. love ya yyyy'basket of cats
Chris Delia please run for president
Your dog has a bandana. You're one of those people.
A woman brings his dogs to his house to hangout their not really his.
Chris is the actual embodyment of what a acid trip is like. Dude cannot sit stillto save his life 😂
FourSeven probably cause of all of the iced americanos he drinks 😂
also butters wins halloween in his lil hooman disguised as a dog costume
Lmao you just dropped the dog 🤣 it’s not a cat! 😂😂
i dunno which one it was but that toby keith impersonation was so funny
I definitely recommend episode 10 if anybody hasn't watched it or just wants to watch it again... Also it's not a video podcast so I guess I mean listen
B randon preciate’cha
D'Elia coming out hot with the truth for all of us babies. We thank you.
Hey Chris you a middle school wanna be gangster? Shirts s’2009
White Lightning like 2005 skater shit.
It's vintage, its archive,and it didnt make a fuckin DENT
Lolololol
Oh u were in middle school in 2009 u must be one of them millennial victims he was talkin about
Italian Authority I’m 18 so you do the math.
32:00 made me think of Letterkenny when they talk about the girls in porn saying "yes yes yes yes yesssssuhhhhh"
Austin Todd figure it oout
Pitter patter
Not my farm not my pig
Forget the naptime cutoff... if your child can THINK, don't send 'em to school! LOL
Forsure change the shirt.
Fireman ain't shit, Chris D'Elia is our true superhero
14:00 - I felt that. That cringe. I felt it from here.
the episode is 2 seconds in and I'm already laughing. god, damn silly goose time.
Bro Chris being excited by his opener being an idiot is soooo relatable
Just came on here to see Butters...
I’m Australian and I fully approve of your accent and the half car/half truck is a Ute. Keep it up D’elia.
he just gets younger every week
Leo Lopez S’unbelievable
diamond shirt sick af
Love what you said about killers/monsters/mental issues.
LMAO OFF LITERALLY ! Thanks Chris D’Elia
I needed that!!!
Even with all this heavy shit I Still have My sense of Humor!
If I lost that I would literally lose my mind-
This is not a Monster I was just raised by one
Laughter Is the best Medicine!
And you provide the Best!
Especially Now
Therapy has Got me fucked Up! (3 visits in)
“If you want people to stop eating people, stop calling them monsters... STEP 1” 🙌🏼
Chris D'Elia wins Halloween for dressing up as Eminem in the music video hahaha
Thanks for the advice on girls Chris. Its crazy how you know so much at such a young age.
Lmao what an oddly prolific comment
Bitcoin Bull thank you
Australian Chris Dealia is my favourite Chris Dealia
I breathed in all this ash and became... THE MAN ON FIRE!!
Nah, it's because he was already the man on fire.
Hahahah the Aussie accent has me dying
BUTTERS ♥️
Fucking little incel
actually one of the better Australian accents I've heard out of America for real
best***
HA, Chris and I BOTH asked in sex Ed shit, BUT WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD? Coach told me "muscle spasms"😂😂😂 uhhhEHH....
S'lazy coach
all the sudden, WhoOpsee Daisy WET KNEES! hahaha
Never thought I would be this entertained watching someone text. Haha I’m lovin it
I know this is a comedy podcast and the Under World we talk about here at the log cabin is pointless, but Daddy spit some truth 12 minutes in. We love villanizing criminals, even people we don't like. Great reminder, Chips Delano.
The wet knees and tumbleweeds had me dying
Y'cuda. Walked into this one with zero prep did ya? How'd it work out for ya? I got nothing but tumbleweeds from this one. Congratulations!
He’s right pepper her with a Lil convo = Snail trail in her seat
In ny state saying somthing to someone is just harassment which is a violation and not an arrestable offense. It is not a crime nor is it considered violence
If your a hero, then your a hero, and that's the best.
The ONLY podcast where the host takes 5 minutes to text his friends
7:45 knee control is so important. I’m with that
"Was it a boy or a girl...at least tell us..." reckless Chris, reckless! lolol
Twas a boy. Ya'welk
“S’religious” 😂
Who's producin? XDD I fucking died
I’m not sure if it’s accurate but I dig D’Elias Australian accent.
I think it’s Canadian no?
janet grajeda wow, no that is unmistakably Australian unless hearing impaired then it’s a toss up.
@@noschleeptill around 25 min. I would agree
I looked it up he’s of polish and Italian descent born in New Jersey
announcer voice, "yess.chris-delia.gif"