And man it's not too far off from the delivery drivers I've seen over and over. They're all like hyped up like that. At least when they're friendly but most of the time they're low energy and want to be out of your way but whenever they're up they're like this they're like this. I ended up doing a collab with one on a rap song. Motherfucker could flow fast. He referred to himself as the Grand Hill of delivery people. Cuz he's a badass but always hurt
I actually met a Amazon Delivery driver today at the US Post Office in Centralia, WA today. She only gets Sunday and Thursdays off. She was shredded. Ego and SNL's depiction of how Amazon works was SPOT ON!! I made a point to tell her about the SNL Skit. It's not only the workers in the distribution center, but it's also with drivers too. She had worked over 70 hours last week, on on 60 hours this week, TODAY, and it's a Wednesday!!! I don't' think she should have been driving. OMFG Bezos, do something about this!
Holy shit - as someone who just wrapped up her Prime Day Week at work, this hits. Thank you for the laughs. Sincerely my burnt out brain behind the smile
@@YungIcy_ you guys are the real MVPs I’ve worked in 4 buildings with 2 different types of inventory (sortable and xl) and this is will be my 8th peak, but only recently have I gotten to work with the drivers while helping at sort center and you guys rock so much pressure! I don’t know if it could do anything Amazon related in the wild
It’s funny, because if I ranked ~all~ my higher volume buying by decade, Amazon is barely ever on the list for me Early-2000’s: Ebay Mid-2000’s through late-2000’s: Ebay AmiAmi BBTS Early-2010’s through late-2010’s: Ebay AmiAmi BBTS ~slight~ Amazon Early-2020’s through present day: AmiAmi Ebay Etsy Occasional Amazon BBTS
I stopped in 2020. I think I ordered from NewEgg and they shipped in an Amazon box and that made me upset enough. Everyone at work "I got it on Anazon". That's like "Ebay". Do you not recognize a brand, maybe I could by direct.
The crazy thing is most folks gripe about Amazon/Bezos, but keep ordering but if you stop, you realize not much changes. They actually aren't cheaper, and the effort to buy elsewhere isn't actually that much. It's only an illusion that Amazon makes things easier. Maybe for the rare product here and there they're helpful, but for the most part, not really.
@@teurba-chiredfurrball787 last time abortion was illegal, many women would give themselves abortions with coat hangers. Very dark joke with a very good point. Better point than the coathanger, in fact!
Speaking of Coachella, Trump left his rally goers stranded with a 2 hr walk back to their cars in the dark when busses stopped showing up after his rally. At least there weren't freezing temps like last time he left them stranded.
@@NoName-py4en Why should he care anyways? The billionaire class only needs enough victim class citizens to serve them. Once they did the early voting thing they are disposable. Basically cannon fodder.
"What are the cross streets?" When I moved to California from NYC and would call for directions and ask about the cross streets, NO ONE knew what I was talking about!! They still don't! 😅
@brynneholt1990 Exactly! As I said, I moved from NYC to California! And they STILL say, "Huh?" when I ask for cross streets! 25 years later and I am still always getting lost....!
2:25 well, that’s exactly what happened in the Brett Kavanaugh hearing… “I don’t know, have you?” (epic SNL sketch of that as well… Hardly had to change a word. Story of our times) [VOTE. Please, for the love of whatever, VOTE]
8:18 the RUclipsr is Jack Doherty, infamous for being an asshole to everyone he meets. After he crashed his car with his own cameraman inside, Jack forced the man to keep recording himself all while he chanted to the camera “my car!”. The camera man at this point had blood running down the side of his head. Jack Doherty is also infamous for creating problems with others in public then having his “bodyguard” (who has been sued multiple times for assault and battery) all while Jack laughs in their face as they can’t do anything. Total asshole
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Came here to say I used to work at Anthropologie and this was literally me after the holiday shopping season which extended into January since all y’all cuties needed to return everything 😉 forget corporate retail shop small business this holiday season!!!!!!
so pleased to say: i never order from amazon. (i know how to go directly to sellers' website or even drive to actual stores -- so savvy.) be part of the solution, not the problem.
The one time I used Amazon was because I was given a gift card. If you go straight to the companies website, you don't have to worry about counterfeit product.
The Amazon worker was such a well executed skit, just absolute energy and writing win
Agreed.
For me it was all about the "crack eyes."
And man it's not too far off from the delivery drivers I've seen over and over. They're all like hyped up like that. At least when they're friendly but most of the time they're low energy and want to be out of your way but whenever they're up they're like this they're like this. I ended up doing a collab with one on a rap song. Motherfucker could flow fast. He referred to himself as the Grand Hill of delivery people. Cuz he's a badass but always hurt
You gonna stop ordering Amazon Michael?
I actually met a Amazon Delivery driver today at the US Post Office in Centralia, WA today. She only gets Sunday and Thursdays off. She was shredded. Ego and SNL's depiction of how Amazon works was SPOT ON!! I made a point to tell her about the SNL Skit. It's not only the workers in the distribution center, but it's also with drivers too. She had worked over 70 hours last week, on on 60 hours this week, TODAY, and it's a Wednesday!!! I don't' think she should have been driving. OMFG Bezos, do something about this!
@@drewmitchem3434 Bezos will probably fire that driver and get a new one to work more, earn less. Amazon makes Monsanto look good... 😶🌫
Ego continues to be the absolute goddess of SNL
for so true
Speaking of feeding "Ego."
“It’s the 90s, Colin.” Killed me! Twice!
If it were the 90s the jokes and the anchors would be better
@@steveconn all the 90s host's jokes were about OJ. Get over it. These two twins are LEGEND #CheForMayor
@@gavinsimmonsmccullum4219OJ was a thing in 94-96 only. To sheep who need giggles to get them to like the so-so jokes, these guys are great 😊
@@gavinsimmonsmccullum4219OJ jokes were 94-96 only. Sheep need Colin and Che's giggling to get their so-so jokes over big time 😂
@@steveconnk
Holy shit - as someone who just wrapped up her Prime Day Week at work, this hits. Thank you for the laughs. Sincerely my burnt out brain behind the smile
That was solo good.😁😁😂🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁💤💤💤👀
As a driver I feel you shit was brutal 😮💨😮💨
LEGENDS‼️❤
Thank you for your service to all of us! Unsung heroes of our society. What you do is seen and appreciated.
@@YungIcy_ you guys are the real MVPs I’ve worked in 4 buildings with 2 different types of inventory (sortable and xl) and this is will be my 8th peak, but only recently have I gotten to work with the drivers while helping at sort center and you guys rock so much pressure! I don’t know if it could do anything Amazon related in the wild
"Can't get an STD if he got a USB." 😂😂
Think about it! lmao
4:09 @@andrewhardwick44803:51
i died. - IT guy.
EGO IS THE BEST!! 😂😂😂
@@jackardor USBs are the leading causes of viruses.
Ego NAILED IT! Or, taped it, depending on how you look at it... ;-)
“Oh, so you gonna stop ordering from Amazon.”
…
@@roachxyz Amazon is not literally the only online marketplace.
It’s funny, because if I ranked ~all~ my higher volume buying by decade, Amazon is barely ever on the list for me
Early-2000’s:
Ebay
Mid-2000’s through late-2000’s:
Ebay
AmiAmi
BBTS
Early-2010’s through late-2010’s:
Ebay
AmiAmi
BBTS
~slight~ Amazon
Early-2020’s through present day:
AmiAmi
Ebay
Etsy
Occasional Amazon
BBTS
I stopped in 2020. I think I ordered from NewEgg and they shipped in an Amazon box and that made me upset enough.
Everyone at work "I got it on Anazon". That's like "Ebay". Do you not recognize a brand, maybe I could by direct.
Never bought from Amazon and I plan to keep it that way.
@@chrise.321 must be nice to pay more for the same thing, assuming you can even buy that item where you live
"Being a lesbian isn't a job" "Then why they DO it?" 🤣🤣🤣
I almost spit my coffee out when she said that!! 😂
"you know, ive never thought about it that way" CHE NO 😭😭
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Hilarious
"Do you really want both you and Abraham Lincoln to stand up?" 😂
Che cackling in the background
Trump probably would use Abe as a human shield.
I don't know why the joke went over my head. Your comment made it click in my brain!!
@@sandijohnson4630 I bet Abe wishes it went over his head too!
@@squee599 Lol and your comment made me get it finally 😂
It's the remix to conviction ...🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 hilarious
R Kelly's going to prison 🎶🎵
As I watched the end of the Amazon part, I had a notification that my Amazon package was delivered. 😂 dead.
🤣🤣🤣
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The Amazon Lady had me HOWLING with laughter!!! 😂😂😂😂
I look forward to Mondays now that they are putting this whole segment together!! 💞
My new headcanon is that Colin and Michael are fraternal twins with different fathers.
Wait they're not?
@@xletragedyxof course they are.
Or just twins woth different raced parents
There was a skit a few years back where it was a song that featured way to many guest artists and it had Che and Jost as the duo "Two Black Guys"
The only thing missing from the Amazon skit is the empty Gatorade bottle. Ifkyk
Empty? So you got to go to the bathroom to pee?
@@EFergDindrane No, you're bringing your bathroom with you. That's why it's empty
Mine would be immediately full of pee, not empty.
Dude, that only works for men, see?
@@blueprairiedog You gotta go bad enough, you make it work.
Is it me or does Trump with bangs look a lot like Boris Johnson
It was a common take years ago dude
The Franklin/Snoopy joke. 😂
the visuals 💀
"it's the 90's Collin" as we approach 2025 🤣😂🤣
An awful reminder that everyone thought that the 1990s was going to be the change, the future, the indicators of progress
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"Its so disorienting waking up and not be driving." My soul as a long commuter (public transit, I dont drive myself).💀💔
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"Are you gonna stop ordering from Amazon, che?????" Got me cackling
The crazy thing is most folks gripe about Amazon/Bezos, but keep ordering but if you stop, you realize not much changes. They actually aren't cheaper, and the effort to buy elsewhere isn't actually that much. It's only an illusion that Amazon makes things easier. Maybe for the rare product here and there they're helpful, but for the most part, not really.
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I live in Italy now, and I have to say, I am happy on Sunday when I can see these two comedic geniuses.
Oh fuck. The padded hanger.
Speechless. ROFLMFAO
I dont get it
@@teurba-chiredfurrball787
I’m 64. I get it.
"ok! We're really finding the line!" 😂😂
@teurba-chi
redfurrball787
Seriously????
Don't honestly believe that, but in case it's true, google
coat hangers+abortion 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@@teurba-chiredfurrball787 last time abortion was illegal, many women would give themselves abortions with coat hangers. Very dark joke with a very good point. Better point than the coathanger, in fact!
Speaking of Coachella, Trump left his rally goers stranded with a 2 hr walk back to their cars in the dark when busses stopped showing up after his rally. At least there weren't freezing temps like last time he left them stranded.
Then his followers who were stranded started making up conspiracy theories about it implying it was somehow California's fault for it 🤦
@@NoName-py4en Why should he care anyways? The billionaire class only needs enough victim class citizens to serve them. Once they did the early voting thing they are disposable. Basically cannon fodder.
And of course the MAGAt bunch is blaming everyone BUT the Trump team for the screw up.
Making them park a 5-mile shuttle bus ride away is the only way to get them to stay to the end
i mean it can get cold in the desert at night though, but at least it wasn't snowing
Of course Peanuts supports Donald Trump. Linus has been waiting for the Great Pumpkin for 60 years.
😂😂😂😂
Charles Schultz would have appreciated that joke.
😂💀
OH LORDT! 🤣☠️🤣
Whoa! I had been watching this show for so long and had NO IDEA Colin and Michael were twins!
Just hearing the Weekend Update music puts a smile on my face😁
"it's the 90s, colin." 😹
“It’s the 90s Colin“😂😂😂
"HaVe YOU bEeN dRiNkInG, oCiFfEr"
Coooooooook
“Maybeeee! Your mom had black and white babies!” 😂😂😂😂
I'm using "it's the 90s" all week. Especially since oasis is supposedly going to tour. They looked so much like noel and Liam!!
It's Noel, Liam and some session musicians... not "Oasis". Either way there are much better bands charging a lot less... like Iron Maiden.
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*Ego Nwodim is PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* 🤗🤣😂😅😆🤗
Michael Che KILLING IT👏
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my favorite day of the week is flusday, the hardest working day of the week
🎶I said maybeeeee your mum had black and white babies🎶 😂😂😂😂
Ego killed it!😂
Am I gonna stop ordering from Amazon?! I felt attacked by that question. 🤣🤣
😂I thought it funny too
I hate you SO much right now! The way I just freaking HOLLERED! 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed out loud for 60 seconds at the fruit fly joke.
Lol same
"If I wanted an old man yelling at a Jamaican woman, I'd go to a nursing home."
😅😅😅😅😅😅 burn, baby! *BURN!* 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
I texted that one to my Jamaican friend whose father works in home health care!
@@1992marigold what's their reaction 🤣?
I hollared at this. As a Caribbean American, I appreciated this joke.😅😅😅
Can't get an STD if you've got a USB 😂
Answering questions about drinking with questions about drinking worked for Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing.
Yep.
Ego is a treasure
There was no living person in the crowd that looked like Abraham Lincoln. It was his angry vengeful ghost.
Mmmm, I dunno. It was Coachella. The desert attracts some strange folks.
Che and Jost 😂
You mean the black and white twins? 😂
Che and Collin are twins!
It's the 90's colin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That texting joke hit hard. Those texts always come in between 12am and 2am.
"What are the cross streets?"
When I moved to California from NYC and would call for directions and ask about the cross streets, NO ONE
knew what I was talking about!! They still don't! 😅
Then you probably weren’t in Queens, because if I just told you “Jamaica Avenue” then you would need a cross street.
@brynneholt1990 Exactly! As I said, I moved from NYC to California! And they STILL say, "Huh?" when I ask for cross streets! 25 years later and I am still always getting lost....!
So true. No one in SF can name streets for giving directions. They just know where it is and how to get there, but they can't direct you. Lol.
Cities that are built on grids make it so much easier to navigate, then all you really need are cross streets.
@@brynneholt1990they are saying this about California
2:25 well, that’s exactly what happened in the Brett Kavanaugh hearing…
“I don’t know, have you?”
(epic SNL sketch of that as well… Hardly had to change a word. Story of our times)
[VOTE. Please, for the love of whatever, VOTE]
Any time Sherman is on update, LEGEND!
Katt Williams was Right about Diddy
Sorry folks, the Oasis bit was all wrong. The Gallaghers have hard-core Manchester accents, not some weird East London mashup. Do your research, SNL!
Learn a Manchester accent in less than a week? Insane
@@sarahchinn7763 I'm now worried that our American friends can't tell the difference.....😲🤣
And as an added bonus, Liam said it was “excruciating” to watch!
Ego is hilarious
She's one of my favorite people On the show and is consistently awesome
What does “Ego is hilarious.” mean?
@@chancemiller9340 she makes me laugh? I dunno, what do you want it to mean
@@degerdi - Who is “she” in your sentence?
@@chancemiller9340 I don’t fuckin know anymore
The grampa yelling at a Jamaican lady joke was TOP TIER! 😂😂😂
❤ thanks SNL for Che n Jost
3:04 Michael Che's best work
Guys, those timelines don’t work at all. Spice girls in 1993? Dumbledore in 95? It’s like you don’t even fact check these guests
It's okay bruv, Stinky Spice verified it
Remix of conviction took me out 😂
I'm so late to this but this is a fantastic week for Weekend Update. Hit on all cylinders 😂
I actually enjoyed this episode of SNL. It was pretty funny.
I literally jumped when the Amazon worker jumped out of her sleep. 😂😂😂😂😂
The padded hanger 💀
They weren’t wrong about Tommy Pickles. Best Rugrat
The Noel Gallagher guy looked almost perfect. Not sure about Liam though, or the accents, or the script, or the knob jokes.
i lovw michael che sm
I LOVE the coathanger joke!! 😂
Best segment! Absolutely love it. Cheers from Brazil.
Love this segment
Legend has it she is still trying to open the box 😂
1:28 Isn’t that actually Boris Johnson’s hair?
Thought the exact same thing
What a BLAST from the past.
That Oasis bit SUCKED
I thought they were hilarious but I know nothing about Oasis. As random feuding British rock musician brothers, it was really funny.
"It's just so disorienting to wake up and not be driving" 😵
Steve Cooogan and dumbledore hilarious
8:18 the RUclipsr is Jack Doherty, infamous for being an asshole to everyone he meets. After he crashed his car with his own cameraman inside, Jack forced the man to keep recording himself all while he chanted to the camera “my car!”. The camera man at this point had blood running down the side of his head.
Jack Doherty is also infamous for creating problems with others in public then having his “bodyguard” (who has been sued multiple times for assault and battery) all while Jack laughs in their face as they can’t do anything. Total asshole
💀
Noel and Liam seem to have acquired Cockney accents! That’s like Matthew McConaughey speaking like Joe Pesci!
Couldn’t even watch it because of that. Screaming “They’re Mancunian!” at the screen. Sarah and James might get “glassed” for this, Lol.
Having them understand and imitate the Mancunian accent is asking for way too much it seems.
@@bennyshambles Every part of Britain is "England" and every city is "London".
It was still funny as hell.
That’s the only English accent Americans can (barely) do. So sorry about that.
Nice, Che. Nailed it.
1:53 I love how this references the nurse appreciation skit 😂
"well then why they do it?" 🤣
Residuals from ridiculousness 😭😭😭💀
Best SNL Weekend Update team ever,
This is the funniest SNL has been in years!
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You're correct!! I make a lot of money without relying on the government,
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Ego was insanely hilarious
Came here to say I used to work at Anthropologie and this was literally me after the holiday shopping season which extended into January since all y’all cuties needed to return everything 😉 forget corporate retail shop small business this holiday season!!!!!!
My brother works for Amazon and yeah, that’s correct.
So, erm, no one at SNL has ever met anyone from Manchester, England then?!
I heard Essex, Scotland, Kent and West London. I'm surprised they didn't say "Boddle of Woder". But definitely no Manc.
Erm?
Dudley, Essex etc etc
Can we please have Coogan go and give them a seminar on cultural stereotypes?
It was dreadful right?
Have you guys ever HEARD a Manchester accent?? 🤣
You expect them to learn a Mancurian accent in less than a week?
Ossifer is crazy (pass over is such an amazing play)
One of the best WUs in a while. The Subway Series joke had me 😹
Exactly my point Michael Che that was a funny f****** joke about the Democrats and nobody laughed ask yourself why
Liam and Noel are from Manchester England not London..
I agree... those manc accents were bobbins 🐝
Maybe...but the audience don't know about the manc'ees.
That oasis skit really did suck
Ahhh my stress relief 😂❤😂❤
8:18 that jack Doherty jab tho 😂
I like the Amazon bit
what keeps huckabee sanders humble, a mirror?
Exactly. That is basically what her daughter said in the story she told.
Michelle Wolf
That hanger joke was inappropriate. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
so pleased to say: i never order from amazon.
(i know how to go directly to sellers' website or even drive to actual stores -- so savvy.)
be part of the solution, not the problem.
The one time I used Amazon was because I was given a gift card.
If you go straight to the companies website, you don't have to worry about counterfeit product.