Petty Columbo (353) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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This week Chris has stories of family and friends, plus steroids, Shohei Ohtani, and the pros and cons of having another husband around for his wife.
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Today's my 30th Birthday I woke up to this episode and really needed the laughs because life's been tough lately but we just keep on going baby's
Happy Birthday!! Always remember life rips even when it doesn't 🤙
Happy birthday dude
Happy Birthday! S'makin friends in the comments m'baby
Happy Birthday baby 🎉
Happy birthday lad! 🤘🏽
I can't believe Chris didn't see that second tree coming. She was setting you up from the get go bro. 🎄 🎄
Today I learned Chris can count in Japanese
Holy shit man I feel the exact same way with death and even with how big the universe is or how it started from nothing when I sit and think about it.
It's like an anxiety attack and you're stuck in a trance and the way i snap out of it is usually like gripping hard or jumping out of bed or just trying to think about something else. I've never known anyone that thought the same way I do and have mini panic attacks.
Anyone else feel the same?
💯 i get that weird feeling when i think about space going on forever because our minds just aren’t meant to understand something that literally goes on forever THERE IS NO END we know that for sure because if there was is it just a wall and if so what’s after that wall…. did i make ya think 😂
@pats4life239 Yes! That's another one of my triggers, also the start of the universe, how did it get it get here? From nothing? How? What was before that? Gets me everytime man.
You definitely gonna get recycled with that kind of knowledge
I'm here for the political rants.
It's weird how you spend hundreds of dollars and have the tree delivered... only rich people like you do it that way!
How amazing would it be for chris to do an audiobook. Like an autobiography of the past decade
talking super fast like he is today, too
As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.
Eh robot
AYYY Y'GAH CIRCUIIITS!!!!
53:01 Jesus gives peace of mind, worth more than people think
Life stays rippin
Sound of freedom seemed like propaganda to me. Conservative propaganda, and I'm no liberal. I'm not political at all, I'm focused on His eternal kingdom.
NO WAY!!! Coming to Kelowna!?! Heck yes dood!!!
For a sober dude he has alot of stoner thoughts
Homie, they used to put frickin’ CANDLES in the Xmas tree
Hello mah babies
Wait....peanut butter is good for you if buy a decent one that just has peanuts and salt. Its good protein! 😊
Chris!! We need a shirtless episode so we can see all your tattttttttts soon. No dents bud.
Sus
@@MrMetalmaniac345 shhhhh it’s ok
Always starting with the garbage towns you’re about to do stand up in is gettin really annoying
Don’t get me started on magnets.
someone told me to quit growin'. Then they died 🧑🦯
I'm almost 30 and yup, have had the same intense death anxiety since i was a kid
Apples and peanut butter is a great snack! And you can get the healthy peanut butter lol. It’s literally just peanuts then right
Chris is waking uppppp LLLLFFFFFGGGGG 😂 get out the tinfoil hats everyone we out here!
I drag my family out every year to get a real Christmas tree, for those heart swelling memories 👍👍
Do you get it delivered like a nerd or do you struggle for 20 min to tie it to your roof and precariously drive it home on the freeway at 30 mph
Real Christmas trees inside are awesome! The house smells awesome because of it, its beautifull also! And we get them ourselves with our stationwagon, the tree is huge but all worth it! We love it here in the Netherlands. Btw i live in a city with more than 700.000 people: Rotterdam...So we are not all windmill like you think. Its actually very populated.
Merry Christmas Chris and family. Thanks for this podcast. S'greatful for the laughs and how they've helped me get through some dark times. I'm in Syracuse and definitely going to see you in Rochester. Hell yes hahaha. (bezos)
Thanks and Merry Christmas to Mom and Dad Delia Sr for raising these men (Chris and Matt) to bring laughter to many people who were in places (me included) where laughter was no where to be found - love the whole family ❤
Good timing! I was about to do some work. This is a way better way to spend my time!
Dude you're easily the best one person pod. So fucking good.
Chris is the GOAT and my favorite comedian ever, but check out Tim Dillon.
Yannis Pappas gives him a run for his money
@@looksee8192 100% Yannis is great. They're 1 and 2.
100% Dude is so dope. @@johnnyzuidema6193
@@TheAfterShowbutLater theo not In the discussion?
@21:00 guy that got high for the first time
this dude is always in Oxnard
Starting to feel like this podcast should be called "everything that Chris hates".
Feeling like you have to explain so people understand you is soooo relatable 😩
for the algorithm. Life rips
Kim Kardashian should have gotten the piano that plays itself.
Love these hard hitting issues 🎉
40 more years of silly goose times!
real trees are way cooler
Bro, that rant about life and conspiracy shit was so insightful. I find myself having thoughts like that a lot. Chris, you sure you don’t smoke weed? lol
That's just the mind of someone with anxiety lol
Whats really crazy to think about .....is the first time someone herd radio wayve frequency .....FROM WHOOOO????
Who is this Jordan fella and why is he always with the SLAM?
Chris just knows Japanese apparently.
"My son's not gonna eat that shit." most eastcoast Italian Dad thing ever.
Life rips baby
Hey Chris, it becomes real if you make it real in your head. Love you brother. I like how you got deep and introspective in the first 8 minutes. I'm telling you tho, you make it real in your own head and that's when it becomes a thing. It's crazy how much our mind controls our reality.
When I was a kid my mom cooked what she cooked and if I didn’t like it or wanted something else, I didn’t eat that night and my dinner would sit on the table waiting for me to get hungry enough to eat it.
Stop spoiling your kid or he’ll turn out to be a nightmare.
Hell yeah
Ya asians.. ichiro in the 90s is who u were thinking of But u watch shohai and he's the truth. Everytime I watch him im like.. "HOLD up zoom in on that! I'm way ahead of u WOW.. pitched a full game and went 3-5 with 2 bombs 5 rbis. Wait a minute, zoom in."😂😂😂😂😂
Damn dude, what a ride that was. That might have been the realist shit I've ever felt from a podcast when he had that mini anxiety attack. Thanks for letting us in man.
Chris is just explaining David Sullivan when talking about bringing in a 2nd husband. Just marry David Sullivan. What a power throuple.
O great, Chris found out about gummies. Chris, come on, your getting high on your CBD gummies, going down the rabbit hole and thinking deep on, cell phones, internet, TV reception and cars... sound waves and vibrations.
Hey Chris. I love listening to your podcast while working. Looking forward to the next one.
Regarding your question about mortality, I sincerely suggest you read the Qur'an. It's the literal word of God, it's the only book on Earth that claims to be direct word of God. Disagree with this claim? The book challenges you to disprove it, if it actually isn't the word of God. Hopefully you'll find that it's the truth, and that God exists, and you find guidance with it.
I've been an atheist/agnostic before. I hope you give the book a chance.
Speaking of AI whatnot, have you seen anything about the Netflix show Deep Fake Love?? Taking reality TV to this exact level of questioning what’s actually real or not 🥴
Peanut butter is not junk food chris lol
Id say it's right on the line but way better than chips and shit yea
70 Million/Year! That's how much the 700 Million for Ten Years sports guy is going to make. That's crazy!
I want to mention how I have a Croatian coworker that randomly texted me the archery game through sms last night and first thought that came to my head: S’FOREIGN!!!!
Runk
I just moved here to VA. pretty lame but they pronounce is : Norfook. Really. Spelled Norfolk.
Chris thinks Christmas trees are free and peanut butter is junk food. Oy. Get the Smuckers Natural, bro! It’s just peanuts mashed up into butter. That’s it.
Damn dude that cut deep at the end 😶 I feel that way about the rabbit holes and I’m only 33! I blame this internet 😂 we have so much access to information and hyper-communication. Somethings definitely afoot.
Well, Chris, we do ask questions. And the answers explain it all, you just got to read up on physics and chemistry.
But I do love the curiosity
Watch the first 2 minutes after the intro song on %75 playback speed. It perfectly makes chris seem drunk as fuck 🤣
"Candy cane" isn't from a horror movie ... its from menace to society when Samuel l Jackson is slowed down after shooting the guy who told him to "smd"
Ok I’ve been a fan since around the start of the pandemic so maybe it’s a joke reference idk about, but the Ohio plate in the background… can someone explain it’s relevance please
Headin into the log cabin !
sorry to say chris, your the woman in your house.... not wanting to go to the mizzou game.... thats something girls would try to get out of.... not a man....
Aye zoom in a little…im way ahead of ya.😂 Need more deep thoughts on ancient history bc more facts and truths are being revealed daily !
Dude my wife watches Grey's anatomy and I've said that exact thing, the music directs the emotion because the acting is 💩
Anyone know why the YCUDA license plate is an Ohio plate? Or is there not a reason? Just wondering
The last bit of rambling was amazing and might be my favorite part ever of any of your podcasts
Was watching this pod before bed so I don't have the death thoughts and now here I am. Anxiety City
Is the liver king a gibbering libertine, a fumbling finkelstein or a jabbering jellybean or none a the abova?
Glamping bro. Eff that “word” sideways.
It's also you know what I mean. Bobby says this a lot and hard to know what ya mean before the point is made. Knowmsayin?
Few things in life are certain. One thing that is though is that there is never a kid named Milton beating anyone up!...
Life Be Rippin'
Ohtani making crazy bank for a 十年 contract
52:50 - that’s something I struggle with daily. It’s almost like a constant existential crisis lol it’s so annoying
8:25 get your boy on nuts and dried fruit. raisins, pecans, mango, macadamia nuts, etc
Chris struggled through that one, but he still showed up.
Duh Chris. You just figured out that liver king and the rock are juiced? 😂
Man I can’t even lie, I Love Chris but this show is becoming wack as hell
Thanks for the free couples therapy, It really does help ❤
Im Sandra! Thank you so much 🥰 life fucking riiiiiips
Love this vintage D’Elia “deer eating berries” kind of energy ❤
When did peanut butter and cliff bars become junk food?
there a guy on youtube that has recreated tons of ways the pyramids could have been built
I felt this episode Chris! Especially at the end, appreciate you!
we know how the pyramids could have been built bro 😂
LETS FUCKIN GOOOO
What you said you’d do with $700 mil is perfect
IS THIS GUY JUST COMPLAINING OR WHAT?? 😂😂
Apalecia was Prince's girlfriend in poyple rain.
You know you made it when you get your Christmas tree delivered.
PB is one of the most complex good foods that can be stored for years . Common bro
Thanks for clarifying that it was new stuff cuz I got the special😘 Tryin' to buy Vancouver tickets immediately but need presale code?! Please!!
man so silly i be not in the mood to laugh at all and always laugh
I mean now you’re at the point where you need to build a bunker under your house.
Dude the after death thought spiral is real
Candy cane -“ joyride “over the CB radio good reference lol