Petty Columbo (353) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 267

  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  9 месяцев назад +5

    👉Get the rest on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia

  • @DylanWareS4C
    @DylanWareS4C 9 месяцев назад +163

    Today's my 30th Birthday I woke up to this episode and really needed the laughs because life's been tough lately but we just keep on going baby's

    • @Life_Rips
      @Life_Rips 9 месяцев назад +14

      Happy Birthday!! Always remember life rips even when it doesn't 🤙

    • @TwiztOndaBeat
      @TwiztOndaBeat 9 месяцев назад +3

      Happy birthday dude

    • @anthonyesposito5561
      @anthonyesposito5561 9 месяцев назад +6

      Happy Birthday! S'makin friends in the comments m'baby

    • @PiscesSista
      @PiscesSista 9 месяцев назад +1

      Happy Birthday baby 🎉

    • @lbvdahl
      @lbvdahl 9 месяцев назад +1

      Happy birthday lad! 🤘🏽

  • @martymcfly6411
    @martymcfly6411 9 месяцев назад +17

    I can't believe Chris didn't see that second tree coming. She was setting you up from the get go bro. 🎄 🎄

  • @UvaTunes
    @UvaTunes 9 месяцев назад +9

    Today I learned Chris can count in Japanese

  • @BlakeMiddendorf
    @BlakeMiddendorf 9 месяцев назад +11

    Holy shit man I feel the exact same way with death and even with how big the universe is or how it started from nothing when I sit and think about it.
    It's like an anxiety attack and you're stuck in a trance and the way i snap out of it is usually like gripping hard or jumping out of bed or just trying to think about something else. I've never known anyone that thought the same way I do and have mini panic attacks.
    Anyone else feel the same?

    • @REfanforlife
      @REfanforlife 9 месяцев назад +1

      💯 i get that weird feeling when i think about space going on forever because our minds just aren’t meant to understand something that literally goes on forever THERE IS NO END we know that for sure because if there was is it just a wall and if so what’s after that wall…. did i make ya think 😂

    • @BlakeMiddendorf
      @BlakeMiddendorf 9 месяцев назад

      @pats4life239 Yes! That's another one of my triggers, also the start of the universe, how did it get it get here? From nothing? How? What was before that? Gets me everytime man.

    • @armandoguerra7658
      @armandoguerra7658 9 месяцев назад

      You definitely gonna get recycled with that kind of knowledge

  • @dude3678
    @dude3678 9 месяцев назад +3

    I'm here for the political rants.

  • @derekatwood6236
    @derekatwood6236 9 месяцев назад +2

    It's weird how you spend hundreds of dollars and have the tree delivered... only rich people like you do it that way!

  • @MarkMcCoy-v5z
    @MarkMcCoy-v5z 9 месяцев назад +26

    How amazing would it be for chris to do an audiobook. Like an autobiography of the past decade

    • @kalijuri
      @kalijuri 9 месяцев назад

      talking super fast like he is today, too

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 9 месяцев назад +11

    As you become more clear about who you really are, you'll be better able to decide what is best for you - the first time around.

  • @lancertreepuffer
    @lancertreepuffer 9 месяцев назад +2

    53:01 Jesus gives peace of mind, worth more than people think

  • @JuffsHuss
    @JuffsHuss 9 месяцев назад +4

    Life stays rippin

  • @kingsolomeow
    @kingsolomeow 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sound of freedom seemed like propaganda to me. Conservative propaganda, and I'm no liberal. I'm not political at all, I'm focused on His eternal kingdom.

  • @eambot
    @eambot 9 месяцев назад +1

    NO WAY!!! Coming to Kelowna!?! Heck yes dood!!!

  • @G00d01ddayssss
    @G00d01ddayssss 9 месяцев назад +3

    For a sober dude he has alot of stoner thoughts

  • @DrDoeg
    @DrDoeg 9 месяцев назад +1

    Homie, they used to put frickin’ CANDLES in the Xmas tree

  • @bocajr88
    @bocajr88 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hello mah babies

  • @rachelle88818
    @rachelle88818 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wait....peanut butter is good for you if buy a decent one that just has peanuts and salt. Its good protein! 😊

  • @MichaelJComedy
    @MichaelJComedy 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chris!! We need a shirtless episode so we can see all your tattttttttts soon. No dents bud.

  • @jimreplicant
    @jimreplicant 9 месяцев назад +1

    Always starting with the garbage towns you’re about to do stand up in is gettin really annoying

  • @fairlytasteful
    @fairlytasteful 9 месяцев назад

    Don’t get me started on magnets.

  • @JeffGreeneMusicOfficial
    @JeffGreeneMusicOfficial 9 месяцев назад +2

    someone told me to quit growin'. Then they died 🧑‍🦯

  • @C.A.D.
    @C.A.D. 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm almost 30 and yup, have had the same intense death anxiety since i was a kid

  • @teiece7890
    @teiece7890 9 месяцев назад +1

    Apples and peanut butter is a great snack! And you can get the healthy peanut butter lol. It’s literally just peanuts then right

  • @ClaireDeLaVergne-d8y
    @ClaireDeLaVergne-d8y 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chris is waking uppppp LLLLFFFFFGGGGG 😂 get out the tinfoil hats everyone we out here!

  • @kodamontgomery7137
    @kodamontgomery7137 9 месяцев назад +8

    I drag my family out every year to get a real Christmas tree, for those heart swelling memories 👍👍

    • @JamesScrote
      @JamesScrote 9 месяцев назад +1

      Do you get it delivered like a nerd or do you struggle for 20 min to tie it to your roof and precariously drive it home on the freeway at 30 mph

  • @010FRnr1
    @010FRnr1 9 месяцев назад +1

    Real Christmas trees inside are awesome! The house smells awesome because of it, its beautifull also! And we get them ourselves with our stationwagon, the tree is huge but all worth it! We love it here in the Netherlands. Btw i live in a city with more than 700.000 people: Rotterdam...So we are not all windmill like you think. Its actually very populated.

  • @mikec1554
    @mikec1554 9 месяцев назад +2

    Merry Christmas Chris and family. Thanks for this podcast. S'greatful for the laughs and how they've helped me get through some dark times. I'm in Syracuse and definitely going to see you in Rochester. Hell yes hahaha. (bezos)

  • @MrsGriz
    @MrsGriz 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks and Merry Christmas to Mom and Dad Delia Sr for raising these men (Chris and Matt) to bring laughter to many people who were in places (me included) where laughter was no where to be found - love the whole family ❤

  • @SPORE_SPORTS
    @SPORE_SPORTS 9 месяцев назад +2

    Good timing! I was about to do some work. This is a way better way to spend my time!

  • @TheAfterShowbutLater
    @TheAfterShowbutLater 9 месяцев назад +4

    Dude you're easily the best one person pod. So fucking good.

    • @johnnyzuidema6193
      @johnnyzuidema6193 9 месяцев назад +1

      Chris is the GOAT and my favorite comedian ever, but check out Tim Dillon.

    • @looksee8192
      @looksee8192 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yannis Pappas gives him a run for his money

    • @TheAfterShowbutLater
      @TheAfterShowbutLater 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@looksee8192 100% Yannis is great. They're 1 and 2.

    • @TheAfterShowbutLater
      @TheAfterShowbutLater 9 месяцев назад

      100% Dude is so dope. @@johnnyzuidema6193

    • @johnnyperales4674
      @johnnyperales4674 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@TheAfterShowbutLater theo not In the discussion?

  • @brockwhite8699
    @brockwhite8699 9 месяцев назад +1

    @21:00 guy that got high for the first time

  • @Elitefc7
    @Elitefc7 9 месяцев назад +1

    this dude is always in Oxnard

  • @MatthewRector8181
    @MatthewRector8181 9 месяцев назад +1

    Starting to feel like this podcast should be called "everything that Chris hates".

  • @sheenafarrow2100
    @sheenafarrow2100 9 месяцев назад +1

    Feeling like you have to explain so people understand you is soooo relatable 😩

  • @sandpaperproductions6420
    @sandpaperproductions6420 9 месяцев назад +1

    for the algorithm. Life rips

  • @teddyblack126
    @teddyblack126 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kim Kardashian should have gotten the piano that plays itself.

  • @baddcheeta.
    @baddcheeta. 9 месяцев назад +2

    Love these hard hitting issues 🎉
    40 more years of silly goose times!

  • @DranoelKing
    @DranoelKing 9 месяцев назад +1

    real trees are way cooler

  • @zachtooill
    @zachtooill 9 месяцев назад +1

    Bro, that rant about life and conspiracy shit was so insightful. I find myself having thoughts like that a lot. Chris, you sure you don’t smoke weed? lol

    • @funkybrekfst
      @funkybrekfst 9 месяцев назад

      That's just the mind of someone with anxiety lol

  • @stanclayton1085
    @stanclayton1085 9 месяцев назад

    Whats really crazy to think about .....is the first time someone herd radio wayve frequency .....FROM WHOOOO????

  • @BoxForSobriety
    @BoxForSobriety 9 месяцев назад

    Who is this Jordan fella and why is he always with the SLAM?

  • @ethanthomas6125
    @ethanthomas6125 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chris just knows Japanese apparently.

  • @DanielColageo
    @DanielColageo 9 месяцев назад +1

    "My son's not gonna eat that shit." most eastcoast Italian Dad thing ever.

  • @explicitsuffering3674
    @explicitsuffering3674 9 месяцев назад +2

    Life rips baby

  • @saebahsuproc
    @saebahsuproc 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Chris, it becomes real if you make it real in your head. Love you brother. I like how you got deep and introspective in the first 8 minutes. I'm telling you tho, you make it real in your own head and that's when it becomes a thing. It's crazy how much our mind controls our reality.

  • @joshuaking5519
    @joshuaking5519 9 месяцев назад +3

    When I was a kid my mom cooked what she cooked and if I didn’t like it or wanted something else, I didn’t eat that night and my dinner would sit on the table waiting for me to get hungry enough to eat it.
    Stop spoiling your kid or he’ll turn out to be a nightmare.

  • @mrgreenearrow
    @mrgreenearrow 9 месяцев назад +1

    Hell yeah

  • @johnnyperales4674
    @johnnyperales4674 8 месяцев назад

    Ya asians.. ichiro in the 90s is who u were thinking of But u watch shohai and he's the truth. Everytime I watch him im like.. "HOLD up zoom in on that! I'm way ahead of u WOW.. pitched a full game and went 3-5 with 2 bombs 5 rbis. Wait a minute, zoom in."😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinsmith6805
    @justinsmith6805 9 месяцев назад +9

    Damn dude, what a ride that was. That might have been the realist shit I've ever felt from a podcast when he had that mini anxiety attack. Thanks for letting us in man.

  • @Cee_Know
    @Cee_Know 9 месяцев назад

    Chris is just explaining David Sullivan when talking about bringing in a 2nd husband. Just marry David Sullivan. What a power throuple.

  • @IRISH4LIFE5151
    @IRISH4LIFE5151 8 месяцев назад

    O great, Chris found out about gummies. Chris, come on, your getting high on your CBD gummies, going down the rabbit hole and thinking deep on, cell phones, internet, TV reception and cars... sound waves and vibrations.

  • @boronir
    @boronir 9 месяцев назад

    Hey Chris. I love listening to your podcast while working. Looking forward to the next one.
    Regarding your question about mortality, I sincerely suggest you read the Qur'an. It's the literal word of God, it's the only book on Earth that claims to be direct word of God. Disagree with this claim? The book challenges you to disprove it, if it actually isn't the word of God. Hopefully you'll find that it's the truth, and that God exists, and you find guidance with it.
    I've been an atheist/agnostic before. I hope you give the book a chance.

  • @kayleeblaz
    @kayleeblaz 9 месяцев назад

    Speaking of AI whatnot, have you seen anything about the Netflix show Deep Fake Love?? Taking reality TV to this exact level of questioning what’s actually real or not 🥴

  • @deansilva8401
    @deansilva8401 9 месяцев назад +1

    Peanut butter is not junk food chris lol

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 9 месяцев назад

      Id say it's right on the line but way better than chips and shit yea

  • @Tamesis66
    @Tamesis66 9 месяцев назад

    70 Million/Year! That's how much the 700 Million for Ten Years sports guy is going to make. That's crazy!

  • @luckyboltz29
    @luckyboltz29 9 месяцев назад

    I want to mention how I have a Croatian coworker that randomly texted me the archery game through sms last night and first thought that came to my head: S’FOREIGN!!!!

  • @matthewharetakis
    @matthewharetakis 9 месяцев назад +1

    Runk

  • @elisehansenhawkins9455
    @elisehansenhawkins9455 9 месяцев назад

    I just moved here to VA. pretty lame but they pronounce is : Norfook. Really. Spelled Norfolk.

  • @aaronbradley
    @aaronbradley 9 месяцев назад

    Chris thinks Christmas trees are free and peanut butter is junk food. Oy. Get the Smuckers Natural, bro! It’s just peanuts mashed up into butter. That’s it.

  • @samthethird_
    @samthethird_ 9 месяцев назад

    Damn dude that cut deep at the end 😶 I feel that way about the rabbit holes and I’m only 33! I blame this internet 😂 we have so much access to information and hyper-communication. Somethings definitely afoot.

  • @cosmotect
    @cosmotect 9 месяцев назад

    Well, Chris, we do ask questions. And the answers explain it all, you just got to read up on physics and chemistry.
    But I do love the curiosity

  • @ajbarrett23
    @ajbarrett23 9 месяцев назад

    Watch the first 2 minutes after the intro song on %75 playback speed. It perfectly makes chris seem drunk as fuck 🤣

  • @pappa_paulie
    @pappa_paulie 9 месяцев назад

    "Candy cane" isn't from a horror movie ... its from menace to society when Samuel l Jackson is slowed down after shooting the guy who told him to "smd"

  • @jovannynieves4real
    @jovannynieves4real 9 месяцев назад

    Ok I’ve been a fan since around the start of the pandemic so maybe it’s a joke reference idk about, but the Ohio plate in the background… can someone explain it’s relevance please

  • @chrostopherguilbert984
    @chrostopherguilbert984 9 месяцев назад +1

    Headin into the log cabin !

  • @andervanburren4980
    @andervanburren4980 9 месяцев назад

    sorry to say chris, your the woman in your house.... not wanting to go to the mizzou game.... thats something girls would try to get out of.... not a man....

  • @directedby-e
    @directedby-e 9 месяцев назад

    Aye zoom in a little…im way ahead of ya.😂 Need more deep thoughts on ancient history bc more facts and truths are being revealed daily !

  • @gretschbasher
    @gretschbasher 9 месяцев назад

    Dude my wife watches Grey's anatomy and I've said that exact thing, the music directs the emotion because the acting is 💩

  • @amateurmenace7132
    @amateurmenace7132 9 месяцев назад

    Anyone know why the YCUDA license plate is an Ohio plate? Or is there not a reason? Just wondering

  • @_walruseater
    @_walruseater 8 месяцев назад

    The last bit of rambling was amazing and might be my favorite part ever of any of your podcasts

  • @madcrabs
    @madcrabs 9 месяцев назад

    Was watching this pod before bed so I don't have the death thoughts and now here I am. Anxiety City

  • @NerdAlert911
    @NerdAlert911 9 месяцев назад

    Is the liver king a gibbering libertine, a fumbling finkelstein or a jabbering jellybean or none a the abova?

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 9 месяцев назад

    Glamping bro. Eff that “word” sideways.

  • @TheFinisher669
    @TheFinisher669 9 месяцев назад

    It's also you know what I mean. Bobby says this a lot and hard to know what ya mean before the point is made. Knowmsayin?

  • @justinallgood6800
    @justinallgood6800 9 месяцев назад

    Few things in life are certain. One thing that is though is that there is never a kid named Milton beating anyone up!...

  • @rorygustin5156
    @rorygustin5156 9 месяцев назад +1

    Life Be Rippin'

  • @FatherAxeKeeper
    @FatherAxeKeeper 9 месяцев назад

    Ohtani making crazy bank for a 十年 contract

  • @bykurt_is
    @bykurt_is 9 месяцев назад

    52:50 - that’s something I struggle with daily. It’s almost like a constant existential crisis lol it’s so annoying

  • @talesfromthemidwest
    @talesfromthemidwest 6 месяцев назад

    8:25 get your boy on nuts and dried fruit. raisins, pecans, mango, macadamia nuts, etc

  • @brandonjumpsrope
    @brandonjumpsrope 9 месяцев назад +1

    Chris struggled through that one, but he still showed up.

  • @nickicollins420
    @nickicollins420 9 месяцев назад

    Duh Chris. You just figured out that liver king and the rock are juiced? 😂

  • @kenjones1284
    @kenjones1284 9 месяцев назад

    Man I can’t even lie, I Love Chris but this show is becoming wack as hell

  • @ukemisan1416
    @ukemisan1416 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the free couples therapy, It really does help ❤

  • @sandraserrano6122
    @sandraserrano6122 9 месяцев назад

    Im Sandra! Thank you so much 🥰 life fucking riiiiiips

  • @gian-phillipelomena8711
    @gian-phillipelomena8711 9 месяцев назад +1

    Love this vintage D’Elia “deer eating berries” kind of energy ❤

  • @joelm6631
    @joelm6631 9 месяцев назад

    When did peanut butter and cliff bars become junk food?

  • @beeboop56
    @beeboop56 9 месяцев назад

    there a guy on youtube that has recreated tons of ways the pyramids could have been built

  • @joshjohnson2532
    @joshjohnson2532 9 месяцев назад +1

    I felt this episode Chris! Especially at the end, appreciate you!

  • @wizzelhoart
    @wizzelhoart 9 месяцев назад

    we know how the pyramids could have been built bro 😂

  • @blackphillipppp
    @blackphillipppp 9 месяцев назад +1

    LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

  • @bretbloom834
    @bretbloom834 9 месяцев назад

    What you said you’d do with $700 mil is perfect

  • @TwinTaylor94
    @TwinTaylor94 7 месяцев назад

    IS THIS GUY JUST COMPLAINING OR WHAT?? 😂😂

  • @NerdAlert911
    @NerdAlert911 9 месяцев назад

    Apalecia was Prince's girlfriend in poyple rain.

  • @AutoHeadz
    @AutoHeadz 9 месяцев назад

    You know you made it when you get your Christmas tree delivered.

  • @TwinTaylor94
    @TwinTaylor94 7 месяцев назад

    PB is one of the most complex good foods that can be stored for years . Common bro

  • @AngelinaSkye1695
    @AngelinaSkye1695 9 месяцев назад

    Thanks for clarifying that it was new stuff cuz I got the special😘 Tryin' to buy Vancouver tickets immediately but need presale code?! Please!!

  • @Gaibethebaptist
    @Gaibethebaptist 9 месяцев назад

    man so silly i be not in the mood to laugh at all and always laugh

  • @ccmthorpe
    @ccmthorpe 9 месяцев назад

    I mean now you’re at the point where you need to build a bunker under your house.

  • @Terrible0x0Trivium
    @Terrible0x0Trivium 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dude the after death thought spiral is real

  • @Nocappa22
    @Nocappa22 9 месяцев назад

    Candy cane -“ joyride “over the CB radio good reference lol