He's In The Beans (356) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 27 дек 2023
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This week Chris is getting deep. So deep he makes it all the way to the beans of Kanye, Christmas, and candy.
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26:20 "he's so sure of himself, Dude!" Matt Delia voice
I do love that you’re in the beans, but Joe Rogan said that exact theory in the intro of his first special. I know you don’t know it but I love ya so I needed to season ya beans with knowledge 😂 Go deeper into da vibin
Hey looking forward to meeting far right Chris next time we meet up.
@@RicAtari There's an epidemic of parallel thinking by todays comics from skits and bits of years gone by but somehow miss the mark and are less funny.
Comedy of the past is like the Great Pyramids we just can't seem to figure out how they managed to do it.
I think that's why comedians now laugh at their own jokes. To let us know something was suppose to be funny.
"The beans level of the Vortex of Truth" is one of the greatest things ever said on this podcast
Definitely new merch with this phrase
Omg yes. I think about it all the time. And I crack up.
8.2 hair today Chris
that's an eaaaasy 10 you're out of your MIND
Nah 8.375
8 flat for me i like it when its a lil dryer
@@D.Jay.. Sssssssdisrespectful. Hahahha jokes. Love it.
8.7, looks moisturized and I like the dangly boi hanging down
Chris truly can’t decide he’ll be like “this is so fucking dumb. No wait I love this”
"So its still about making a dude happy" is the best summary for snow white ive heard so far.
the thought of chris seriously beat boxing in a restaurant with dim lights and enchiladas in front of him had me ROLLING for 10 minutes💀 love you chris
😂
😂😂😂. When he said enchiladas I died 😂😂
"The more you know, the less you know." Quite prophetic, Chris! Seriously
Lmfao I love it when Chris googles something himself and when he finds it he always gets giddy and propped up and says “here we go” 😂
Chris finally learning life lessons in his mid 40s is hilarious
He’s so coming out of his self-centered shell. Hahaha
@@static_perspective lol you weirdo why are you so defensive? Its funny hearing Chris say he realozed giving gifts is just as good as receiving. Hes like 43...yes thats absurd, calm down weirdo
Imagine being a grown man. And commenting this like you got it all figured out.
@@Dirt_Merchantso true, be humble people ffs.
@@Dirt_Merchant imagine getting butt hurt over people laughing at a 43 year old learning about giving gifts.
I love the visuals of the soundboard going off accidentally. Made me giggle
This is honestly one of the funniest episodes you've done. Laughed the whole way through
I was thinking the same thing…. I like how he almost brings back the ehh sooo. .. and then he didn’t finish. I love when he does those
I love trying to guess the context of the episode title and being wrong every time 😂
The beatbox segment. I pulled a muscle laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
As a Louisianian… super pumped you’re coming here. That being said….. SHREVEPORT???? You thought that Albuquerque was bad??? Ha!!
“The more you know, the less you know.” I mean…yeah dude lol that sounds about right
When you were beat boxing on a date with your wife...
I spit my water out laughing so hard 😂
"In the beans" is one of the best bits I've ever heard Chris say 😅
Right on time to get ready for work. Life rips!
You sound like you might be in the beans.
love you chris. saw you in austin with my best friend. i’m a massive comedy fan and you’re such a staple for me brother. don’t ever stop, you’re such an inspiration for me and others bro. all love from austin
He's in da Beans ....Should be the next T-Shirt 😂
43:56 brinks backing up is Choclate Croissant level funny. First, accidentally hits DJ Khalid, Chris is a little bit alarmed, accidentally hits the Brinks, which he has to wait to finish. Then goes “so…” beep interrupts him, Chris is surprised and embarrassed and fumbles for the mic, goes “ok I think that’s it” “so..” Beep
My favorite episode ever. It's on!
You need a ruffles chip with extra structural integrity to dip into the beans of this episode.
the beat boxing bit had me dyyyying 💀😂💀😂
The beat boxing bit made me cry my eyes out was laughing so hard
The brinks truck three times so funny lolol
chris beatboxing: brum brum brum brum huhuhuhuh LMAO
48:50-55:00 had me crying with laughter. thanks chris.
"Dude, you shoulda seen how fast he went past the salsa" lolol
"Get your sour cream diving suit on" 😂
"U might venture into the guac..." 😂😂😂😂
@00:17 Tried saying El Paso and Albuquerque at the same time and said ALPACA! Already starting this episode off firing on all syllables!
One of the best bits ever. As good as the Skat Man bit... but nowhere near the line "How religious is it to walk slowly"
Only the true beanwise can sit in the beans without spilling them
Grow or die is my favourite special so far Chris! So fn good 🦅🖤 -Jofo Hollywood 📸
i died laughing with the beatbox part
Be prepared to dig past the guacamole. Eh's'vortex of truth
Lifesavers are literally life savers for diabetics
Still waiting for our heart meridian session Chris
I'm in the tall beans.🐎🫘
HEY LOOK UP! ITS GAUCAMOLE! 😂😂😂 that had me dying
Don’t let someone die eating LIFESAVERS or we’ll be back with another bit 😂
I’m waiting for Albuquerque to make another segment 😂
Movies be like: present, future, then past, then future to the future one 😂
“eyelads” weird accumulation of funny things just brimming, I’m just laughing like a maniac in my apartment now
The brinks truck 🛻 😂
Literally the only podcast that I have 🔔 notifications on for.
Ok, so my son and I ,who are both huge fans, have a bumpy relationship, right? But every year, rich or poor, he gives me the kindest, thought about gifts. I gave him a list for him to choose from this year and he just bought everything on the list. He's 33 and doing well but 3 pairs of Uggs? He's my hero and if he wants to think he knows everything about everything, well, I'm gonna let him! S'deeper
As a metalhead, I love it when Chris says death metal 😂
DEEEP, DEEP, in tha 7 layer dip of truth. 🤣😭😭
I'm on vacation and this drops? IT'S STILL CHRISTMAS
Happy Christmas, Chris!
Beatbox part was amazing
Probably his favourite franchise..."Hunter Games"🤣
He called my city el paco 😂 can’t wait to see you next month
Bro the sound board killed me💀
24:42 Chris D’Deepest Elia 😂
Bro u have enough money to run a water line to your night stand ready to go 😂
Finally someone that drinks water louder than Matt McCusker. They said it couldn’t be done. Congratulations Chris. The academy will be in contact soon to plan the award ceremony.
You haven't heard Harland Williams sip...
Haha wow what a call out against Matt M.
@@RolandSpecialSauce Ackshually 🤓☝️Harland does the loudest and most demonic SLURP. That's an entirely different record according to Guinness.
This episode was sooooooo frinkin funny man. Stay in the beans. It's great 👍. 😂😂😂😂
I love when he channels Vince Vaughn from Swingers around min 44. So good
Hey Chris, thanks for keepin the bones movin.
Silly goose time
the bean vortex though ya know
Lost it at the beatbox segment 😂😂😂
I wonder how many people choked to death on life savers
That could've been a verse in "Ironic" by Alanis. "Young guy turned 28, choked on a lifesaver and died the next day"
@@AngelinaSkye1695 lol
Christobol, order humidifiers!
Never felt more stoned from a podcast
54:03 - The PB&J I was chewing is now in my nasal cavity, somehow, thanks to this breathing beatbox
Delia sitting in the beans just vibin'.
I love you Chris and I'm about to have another baby after 14 years after my other kid and the journey you are going thru with your kids makes me so excited to be a father again ❤ thanks bro love you
duuude the whole bathroom in the morning thing is the story of my life! and i agree, 2 things is too much. 😅 we aint sleepin.
Earth wants us out! thats all i needed to hear and learn. happy 2024 babies
43:30 bruh 😂😂😆
So deep in the vortex of truth.
It’s crazy how when you become a Dad, “taking a piss” turns into “going potty”
He’s back-back, yeah he was back, but now he’s BACK-back, great episode 💙
13:35. Our chris is all grown up
Life indeed does rip
its sure indeed does. 👶
BEANS!!!
Chris Love the show keep it up!
The death metal band is Autopsy. That's the experience of their album Sh*tfun.
It's a classic 😊
Damn algorithms, so much to catch up on 😂❤
Can’t wait to see you in Vancouver with my daughter! I slept till 6pm yesterday, sometimes you just have to. I make a kick ass 7 layer dip btw! Life Rips!
hell yeah, I have a daughter too, if u want to do a daddy daughter dance
@@danle7022 😋
That segment about the earth and sugar and humans was low key deep tho 😂
Jingle all the way is good. Home Alone I & II plus all the stop motion shows with rudolph, frosty and santa are the best holiday movies.
53:20 sorry little kids, im a killer clown.
VeggieTales and the Beans Level of the Vortex of Truth
HE ATE
Hate it was over in an hour . I gotta get the patreon membership.
They put a whole in the middle of life savers so you dont choke on it if you accidentally swallow
I’ve been saying the same thing for a long time. Ride brother, ride.
4:15 get a humidifier for your bedroom , sounds like dry air
43:04 😂 I said the same at the beginning of this episode once you got past the kid stuff
I’ll sit in the beans all day with you Chris.
Ew
Pretty ironic that Burn Gorman is one of the greatest beatboxers you'll ever hear. AKA BB Burn back in the day. Facts.
57:59 no way he looks more like Brian callen!!! 🤣
My 6 month old sleeping on me, and me trying desperately not to laugh too hard at Chris beat boxing!
Chris De'lia jams out to Deadmau5 fasho ongodd
Is chris going to the Missouri game tomorrow?!! The world wants to know!!!! 😂😂