Conchichi Monkeys (115) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 9 апр 2019
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On today's show, Chris talks about a local Albuquerque news segment. Also discussed: Kodak Black/T.I./The Game/Tank, Boyz II Men. We name an elder, and we do a Bay Area edition of Missed Connections.
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The fact that she said "we've reached out to D'Elia and haven't heard back" and he's literally watching that and is like *still not gonna* 😂😂
“If you’re going to invent something, make it work.” -Chris D’Elia
*computer crashes*
automated cars better get used to that fucking statement lol
HAAAAHHHAAAAAA!
I’M PISSED BABAAYY.. WOOOOOOOO!!
8:20
This had me fucking dying. Hahaha
I read this comment at the exact same time he said it and it was amazing 😂
hahahaha I fuckin DIEDDDDDDDDDDDD
Bro I can’t listen to you when I workout anymore. Laughing so hard I’m gonna drop weights on myself.
Tried listening at work with the headphones in and it was impossible to keep a straight face
Lol same 😂
OHHH my god I had tears in my eyes from laughter when you pointed out the next story says "Child Shot"
THAT EXTENDED SQUEAK
This is one of the best podcasts in a while this had me rolling
Agreed!
Ill be the fucking judge of that...
Oconnor 333 hey fuck you! I'll be the fucking judge of that...
Too many *this’s*
But low views? Idk why
7:50 to “I’m pissed baby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you, I normally am an audio listener on Spotify. But I literally had to see Chris' Reaction to his computer fucking up. Fucking baby for life.
Not until @8:20 tho..
Rat king left some malware on your laptop lol
Theo admitted to watching porn last week and breaking his 100+ day streak. Maybe he watched dirty porn on Chris' laptop
@@jasonsmith9959 worth it 😂
Hahahahahahah. Bro
On the dark web looking for the dark arts
It's a Mac.... virus proof.
Lmao Chris’ reaction to his computer crashing is me with every device that stops working! “Great Wooo! That’s exactly why I bought it! To NOT WORK! Fuck yeah!” Lol
needs a HP like Theo...
this is what happens with every device I come in contact with....ever.
google must_die straight up lol i wanna throw my iphone every other day
Is a smartphone the greatest invention ever made? Yes. Do I get annoyed if something takes an extra second? Yess. Am I going to keep complaining even though it's just a second? Yeesss.
I'm pissed baby woohoo!!!!!!
This episode is straight fire! -PD
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🖖🏼🤓
Does Khalyla still have abortions? Eh....change it
Release your special @tigerbelly
The fact that the Albuquerque news made a whole segment about his tweet is hilarious. I was dying 😂
Child Shot news story had me howling.
How TF did that make the news. Damn Albuquerque has NOTHING going on
They had to change it up from all the murders and child abuse theyve been reporting on.
It's really a testament to how fucked ABQ is. The story about Chris took priority over the "child shot" story because the latter is business as usual. 3 cases of child abuse resulting in death in the past 5 days.
#passthemeth
Except for the occasional shot children
The Kodak black bit had me rollllling 😂😂😂 Kodak Simpson
literally like these things before Chris is even sittin down lol
"Does this guy work for parts plus auto parts!?"
*dead* 🤣
Karma for making fun of Theo's HP lmao
i died when he said “everyone’s fired, i’m fired” then started snapping and singing i quit
RIP Jimmy Akers....at least his brother got $140
Did he die in an embankment?
"Oh yehh I guess I should know where it is"
I hope this turns into a bit been laughing at that since April 1 st
#Passthemeth
Chris having a mental breakdown is literally me facing a minor inconvenience
wait.. literally??
It's not funny to exaggerate your mental instability and weirdness. Eh, s'cuda.
Why is literally everyone in the comment section trying to steal his funny reactions? Bitch you dont react like that you dull reacting bitch.
No name you replied to every comment of this video with the same exact format each time.. Still using the same format 8 months later?? you format-repeating loser ass parrot parading fishbowl format-repeater
Just here for some silly goose time, and that's it.
S’original comment
This quote is so timeless
@@samjohnson3219 cultish behavior
Best podcast I ever heard in my life
I was smiling non-stop for this entire episode.
I absolutely love how you freaked out on your computer😂😂 I so wanted you to smash it then casually pull another one out of the back of that muthafuckin brinks truck.
That newscaster was so Albuquerque
“Its got what’s not in my bank account..a dent” 😂🤣😂 13:18
Holy shit lol you went full throttle this one Chris, please stay stressed this is amazing!!!
Good Mornin', Delia
@@LupeJustinian *Child Shot*
Hes a little brat
Pass the meth
I pulled over on the highway during this episode. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t drive in traffic on my way to work. Was tough to explain to the boss why I was late. Holy shit Chris, keep it coming baby! Loving the podcast!
"My computer's broken. YES!!!! YES!!! WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hardest I've laughed in a long time!
I'm from Albuquerque and the KIMO downtown is the worst. With that said, I drove up to Santa Fe at The Lensic Theater for that reason. Great show man, hope you come back!
Im 25 minutes in and i havent laughed harder at a podcast.
@@danielstudart2062 that is true! White Person Christmas from Sasso was probably the funniest fucking episode of all time.
That Albuquerque guy saying "what else could you want?" .... uh ALOT MORE!
J S also, in the list did you see “red chilli, green chilli” lmao... s’uninventive
I'm actually laughing so hard. Chris never fails 😂
Vivi Fernandes y’gah’boyf?
Dude when you compared Kodak to critters 😂😂😂
"You know it's bad when you make T.I. look like Shakespeare"
I almost missed the "Ohio Y'Cuda" sign... that shit is funny.
shout out Ohio my home I'm from Columbus grew up in the ghetto in the bottoms in the crack house lol you from Ohio too? salute brother
8bit Askr3n how did u almost miss it, it’s right there 😂
Columbus babies in this bitch
No you didnt. It's the first thing you saw...
Shout out to u/richk7074 for the plates tho
This is me having a meltdown and a good time at the same time
Amen
Albuquerque: The City of Dents
Im having a silly goose time with this podcast
This podcast smells like my mom's purse 😂🔥😎♥️
What was the purse thing I forget
From April fool's day. When he was reading Theo's fan mail
Otis Ray It smells more like an old Pilipino lady 😂
“IM PISSED BABY WOOHOOO” lmao
Chris, you fuckinnnng killed Phoenix for your biggest show yet this tour! I was the only baby sporting a tie out of 5k people for such a perfect occasion
Hahahaha That meltdown at the beginning!! Lol I'm maaad babaaaaaayyy!!! Love this shit.
this is definitely in the top 5 Chris D'Elia podcast episodes for sure
Should of had jaime pull that up chris....
Lmao the "Child Shot" graphic
I'm from ABQ too and this episode was pure gold
Andres Rodriguez did you see the show?
unfortunately I was unable to make it! I was a super bummed baby. @@marcusaurelius652
Watching you from Portugal, Chris. You're the best, love this war with Albuquerque.
Makes me wanna cry knowing this might be over
Wow. Not even Chris D'elia's dents are making dents. Respect.
It was such a great show in Albuquerque hope he comes back soon! Albuquerque itself is spot on with what he said though 😂😂
Bro this one was so stressful but funny af
Our podcast is not stressful
This is my new favorite episode of this podcast
Check out our new episode, you'll love it!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Yo Chris it’s Matt from the gym im the dude who interviewed you a couple times. This deserves to go viral ! I haven’t laughed so consistently hard in a long time man thanks for the laugh. Literally the entire New Mexico story from start to end was uncontrollable laughter 🔥🔥🔥💯💯
Deserves to be seen by literally every citizen of New Mexico. They should show this video in their class rooms tomorrow as a mandatory watch. 🤣
Alright Babies, let's get a T-Shirt made that says "Grow Your Skin". hahaha
"Don't tell someone about it, you're brave as shit. Keep crying."
Dude, I died. So on point. Fucking love it.
i love Chris so much for the simple fact that he keeps it real all the time. he says what he thinks with no boundaries, and i respect that so much.
25:25 my favorite part hahaha that noise hahahah
Al Burgun III 😂😂😂😂😂😂 me too
Chris you are the twitter king
Also the missed connections was soo funny
Lisah Ramos y’gah’boyf?
THIS MAN IS SPEAKING FACTS👏👏YA HOOKIN’
This was the funniest episode i've ever watched lol
Who else died when his computer crashed ✋🏻
I got tears bro
Tears 😂😂
IM PISSEDD BABBBAYYY
It made me feel SO much better about how I handle those types of situations 😂 IM PISSED BAYBEH!!! WOOHOO!!
I’m from ABQ and you had me howlin dude👊🏽
Awww man, this episode was great. Much love man
*_y'conchichi?_*
Shirt!
I dont get it please explain
Quadeeeeer dude!
Monchhichi - Monchhichi is a line of Japanese stuffed animal monkeys from the Sekiguchi Corporation, first released in 1974. They were licensed by Mattel in the United States until 1985, and later distributed worldwide directly by Sekiguchi. I had one cuz I’m OLD! 🤣
Monchhichi, monchhichi, oh so soft and cuddly... (am I old? Yes. Did my kid set up this account but I don’t know how to change the name? Yes. Do I give a shit? Kinda)
When you got mad at the computer I was legit scared thinking this guy is coming off the f****** rails
The way she says your tweet makes it even funnier😂😂
The smile that crosses his face when the overhead door ad starts makes me so happy
Can we start a change.org petition to get news reporters to stop talking like squeaky dog chew toys?
these days they only hire wemon because only old people mostly male watch the news anymore that's my reasoning lol
I need to go buy an overhead door after this
I'm crying, I laughed so hard at his reaction to his computer crashing. Thank you for bringing me joy Chris, even if it brings you pain. That is a true comic.
My new favorite episode, and quote from the leader "I'm Pissed BABY!!"
Love the first world problems rant 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 makes me happy inside
Chris is the only comedian to actually make me laugh out loud . He is hilarious! I listen to the podcasts everyday at work it makes me happy and makes my job not as boring . Please never stop making them ! #Iamababy
Dude this had me in stitches
“To be a person in the world is brave.” - Chris Delia
Damn this podcast is getting better
Chris accidentally starting World War III by insulting Albuquerque :)
I’m 52 miles from there and Albuquerque sucks
place is a shit hole people are cool but the area is bad
@@liftedlegend710 you literally quoted De'lia, I live in ABQ and it's an amazing place. If you like drugs
I can just see armies of tattooed, bald vatos with arms extended sideways saying "sup ese? The fuck you wanna do foo?".
Dude there's nowhere near enough of us to fight that fight haha.
"I'M PISSED BABY WHOOOO!!" using that, Love you Chris
Kodak Black is from the movie critters LOOOOOL I'm dying brah! That voice
Chris " one temporary dent" D'elia
For a guy that only watches movies once he sure has 'That Thing You Do' down pat. Gonna be in heavy rotation at the log cabin.
This is like a great set I've seen you do at the comedy store, just had me dying
This was a great podcast. Congrats Chase Robinson on becoming an elder, we can all hope to achieve one day. Thanks Chris for another silly goose time
"Sir, this is the last time I take Uber Pool."
Lol x 1000 🤣
Please don't fix the technical difficulties. They add so much charm to the show.
Congratulations is the best podcast ever. Always has me ctfu
I literally had to pause this video just so I can tell you I'm laughing my ass off. I love your podcast so much lmao
Hey y’cuda...how many comments are you going to make on one video?......eeh.......change it.
Oh you have a Macbook and it broke? S'prisin
It just works usually and costs 70% more for no reason.
@@lewis6590 more like 300% more
Why is the cuda on the congratulations sign? eh Change it.
Sarah Abassi EHHHHH indeed
7:50 A whole mouthful of water shot out of my nose when he got pissed at the computer and yelled "YES!" 😂😂😂
This is the best podcast lowkey highkey
Reginaaaaaaaa! Experience Regina!
Athan id sure like to
I'm going there tonight... For real
Tim V enjoy your travels TV 📺
Finally!!!! Been waiting all day! Let's get it BABIIEEES
He said Kodak look like the movie critters. I’m crying laughing
24:30 the look in his eyes had me laughing so hard I cried.
I lived in Albuquerque and everything he says here is s'true
The only dislikes on this are everyone from the newscast in Albuquerque
This is goddamn hilarious. Much love from Albuquerque!
OMG this episode is GOLD!!!!!!!! didn't laugh this hard in a while