Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP93 - Public Conversational Lapdance

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @snyperlite
    @snyperlite 6 лет назад +67

    I love when Chris just harps on a seemingly not funny topic, such as stuttering, to the point I have to remove my headphones to avoid laughing awkwardly around co-workers. Well done.

    • @switchcut5353
      @switchcut5353 5 лет назад +1

      The remix he made OMG

    • @HarrietThugman
      @HarrietThugman 4 года назад +1

      stuttering is funny as hell, especially when the person doesn't have a chronic ailment

    • @vertigopulse
      @vertigopulse 3 года назад +3

      This. 2 years later. True baby

    • @shanesolis8452
      @shanesolis8452 3 года назад

      @@vertigopulse hell yeah and we was here till he came back. but check what he said at 40:02 pretty ironic

    • @bryanbryan6108
      @bryanbryan6108 3 года назад

      Just laugh. Why are people so self-conscious about laughing? It’s a universally adored emotional state to be in that brings everyone else around you up. I see comments like this too often. Laugh.

  • @zcarver25
    @zcarver25 6 лет назад +128

    God damn the stuttering daniel bedingfield shit had me screaming in my office

    • @cvillla9321
      @cvillla9321 6 лет назад +4

      Zac C on the elliptical.. can’t breathe....lmao

    • @hidroman1993
      @hidroman1993 6 лет назад +4

      30:52 thanks for your top comment I can pin the timing for the future sad me 😍

    • @daft1235
      @daft1235 6 лет назад

      Hoohaaahhwww

    • @marc8828
      @marc8828 6 лет назад +1

      who screams when they laugh lol? I mean, I understand laughing out loud, but "screaming"? relax.

    • @hidroman1993
      @hidroman1993 6 лет назад +1

      @@marc8828 it means you've never laughed for real

  • @LisaLee__
    @LisaLee__ 6 лет назад +151

    Spanish textbooks how the fck do you get these things so on point!

    • @JoseRomero-mz8ob
      @JoseRomero-mz8ob 6 лет назад +6

      Its because he pays extra attention

    • @miguelbrucker8313
      @miguelbrucker8313 6 лет назад +3

      Best thing about it is, every nuance that we connect with. Your inner critique has to just give the guy a Japanese bow to the floor. So on point with the banter.

    • @alexjacobs2080
      @alexjacobs2080 6 лет назад

      also its a meme that ive seen a lot

    • @LisaLee__
      @LisaLee__ 6 лет назад

      @@alexjacobs2080 oh yea?

  • @clinterbox808
    @clinterbox808 6 лет назад +23

    the stuttering house song made me cry laughing. just wanna let someone know.

    • @rokeflame5288
      @rokeflame5288 3 года назад +1

      Rewatching at work and gasp laughed like a bitch

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 лет назад +29

    38:30 when he threw that fucking song in with the stutters, I literally fell out of my fucking chair out of laughter hahahahaha xD

    • @kadelu1137
      @kadelu1137 2 года назад

      What song is this? 😂

  • @drewnibrow
    @drewnibrow 6 лет назад +66

    It's weird hearing my last name said repeatedly in the Spanish wheelchair bit, lol

    • @danielkress5183
      @danielkress5183 5 лет назад +1

      Real talk, that shits funny lol

    • @TheNovaProspect
      @TheNovaProspect 5 лет назад +2

      Bro your last name is Wheel?
      I mean, I shouldn't be talking... my last name is Table, but what the fuck is up with Spanish names? LOL.

  • @wassontv
    @wassontv 6 лет назад +94

    silla de ruedas

    • @Sunsetbrunett
      @Sunsetbrunett 6 лет назад +2

      Dylan Wasson wait waaat

    • @wytch8369
      @wytch8369 5 лет назад +1

      that made me laugh so hard

  • @JoseRomero-mz8ob
    @JoseRomero-mz8ob 6 лет назад +33

    Bro that Spanish class bit was hilarious

  • @hepoppinthat7237
    @hepoppinthat7237 6 лет назад +56

    S'early. S'dedicated. S'true baby.

  • @MM-mq9xj
    @MM-mq9xj 3 года назад +2

    The gamer and the mom segment had me literally crying 😂 😂 😂

  • @zacklaird7237
    @zacklaird7237 6 лет назад +47

    Goin to be hearing that spanish voice in my head for weeks now

  • @Matt.555
    @Matt.555 6 лет назад +2

    This guy always makes me laugh after a long day at work. Thank you sir!

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 лет назад +7

    34:42, the stutter impersonation omfg hahahahahahahahahaha xD

  • @LookNFrosty
    @LookNFrosty 6 лет назад +5

    Dude the ear wax part, I have never laughed harder in my life. Love what you do Chris! Keep it up!

  • @djcammykooma
    @djcammykooma 6 лет назад +38

    this episode of congratulations is brought to you by.... NAAAHHHHHH

    • @awalldance
      @awalldance 6 лет назад +1

      I'm wearing the jellyfish meundies, have a quip. Used 54 club s couple times.... real babies support mommy/daddy

    • @drawperfectvideo8
      @drawperfectvideo8 6 лет назад +2

      Insearchof Clementine daddy is gonna be just fine don’t worry let the man skip

    • @levic1050
      @levic1050 6 лет назад

      This is the funniest episode of Congratulations. I’ve listen to bout half’f’em. S’fuckin sweet

    • @milestuff24
      @milestuff24 5 лет назад

      djcammykooma nahhh this ain’t it. True babies listen and support the sponsors.

  • @unfadeablecivic
    @unfadeablecivic 6 лет назад +2

    “Juan Fyre even though it’s not his fault..” had me shitting my pants uncontrollably. 💀

  • @LisaLee__
    @LisaLee__ 6 лет назад +33

    I really really really like hearing in detail, how it feels for Chris trying to empathize with Hispanics and blacks and Asians and women

    • @melijo
      @melijo 6 лет назад +3

      Me too! He seems to think about that a lot and I admire that.

    • @johnl1686
      @johnl1686 6 лет назад +1

      Luna,Your really pretty...just sayin

    • @LisaLee__
      @LisaLee__ 6 лет назад +1

      @@johnl1686 that's really nice to hear, thanks. Sorry never know how to respond to that :)

    • @johnl1686
      @johnl1686 6 лет назад +1

      @@LisaLee__
      I tottaly get it. Most girls as pretty as you are usually would just ignore compliments,thinking I'm a creepy dude, so that was a wonderful response. :) ... Not like I go around complimenting every pretty girl I see on you tube... Okay I'm gonna stop now. Haha

  • @derekpauljackboyle
    @derekpauljackboyle 6 лет назад +8

    10:21 Juan Hyre Giggle MAKES MEH DAY

  • @AvalancheBT
    @AvalancheBT 6 лет назад +33

    Thanks for the clip feature, but COURAGEJD DESERVES MORE RESPECT

  • @melindacarpenter9202
    @melindacarpenter9202 6 лет назад +1

    Lol! Your Spanish pronunciation is bomb dude! I love everything about you. Thank you forever for so many laughs.

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 5 лет назад +2

    Hands down, one of the funniest podcasts imo that Chris has ever done, that song remix by Chris had me dying hahahahaha xD

  • @sidneyfreeman
    @sidneyfreeman 6 лет назад +26

    She was faking it

  • @mistagreenbeanz
    @mistagreenbeanz 5 лет назад +7

    pretty sure "silla de ruedas" means "little church"

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal 6 лет назад +1

    That Saw bit killed me. 😂

  • @kyekye1
    @kyekye1 6 лет назад +4

    I watched Mac Miller’s celebration of life for Halloween. Good vibes 🔮

    • @waltwhitlockjr
      @waltwhitlockjr 5 лет назад

      What do you think about the trials and convictions?

  • @keylay9453
    @keylay9453 6 лет назад +4

    Been waiting ALL DAY!

  • @AngelinaSkye1695
    @AngelinaSkye1695 Год назад +1

    Fortnite dude went full scatman.
    Mom: Do you like surprising little boys
    Fortnite dude: Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub

  • @SeffTrollins
    @SeffTrollins 6 лет назад +15

    "Try to subdue 'em."
    Lol what? If they're coming at my character for a fight they're getting equal rights AND lefts.

    • @asiahawkins4185
      @asiahawkins4185 6 лет назад

      Jesus Christ.

    • @KDances
      @KDances 6 лет назад

      Well done sir. I am able to visualize what you did in that location.

  • @chelseyylynn23
    @chelseyylynn23 6 лет назад +4

    HI, BABIES! Just wanted to stop by and freak out because I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE "LA LA LA PROBLEM $" CASH CARD! Absolutely unbelievable that I (somewhat) made it onto his podcast... my heart is exploding. Thank you, Juan Fyre and Daddy for liking it so much!

  • @smoothred9453
    @smoothred9453 6 лет назад +24

    Y'uploaded so fast my wife stopped complaining about me for a sec

    • @Abrahamhamham
      @Abrahamhamham 6 лет назад +1

      Great joke, grandpa. Keep'em coming.

    • @bryanbryan6108
      @bryanbryan6108 3 года назад

      Get a divorce if that’s how y’are

  • @lemonsqueezy09
    @lemonsqueezy09 4 года назад +1

    52:23 lool came back looking for that tony danza bit! hilarious

  • @sarahabassi9786
    @sarahabassi9786 6 лет назад +7

    God bless daddy and all the true babies. GOD BLESS.

  • @MM-mq9xj
    @MM-mq9xj 3 года назад +6

    25:30 ehh s’prophet

  • @4evaPuffy
    @4evaPuffy 6 лет назад +2

    “Silla de ruedas” “seeya de rueehdass” 😂

  • @steroidbrah
    @steroidbrah 6 лет назад +3

    Chris Delilah in the morning

  • @camiiii31
    @camiiii31 2 года назад

    im dying laughing at WORK over the studdering fortnite bit 😂😂😂

  • @deejay1508
    @deejay1508 6 лет назад

    Dude, you had me cracking up when dogging the Fortnite creeper. LMAO

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME2024 6 лет назад +5

    I just bought a coffee and it Didn't Make A DENT.

    • @ihateslowcars
      @ihateslowcars 5 лет назад

      @Fredd Bassett Wow shit got serious. S’serious!

  • @miltonnoonan2713
    @miltonnoonan2713 6 лет назад

    The Spanish textbook part fucking absolutely killed me

  • @trukboat7701
    @trukboat7701 6 лет назад +3

    24hrs before there are multiple remixes of that streamer studdering hahahaha

  • @jamiescott3571
    @jamiescott3571 6 лет назад +2

    "You know what it's like to have something squeezed in you ear?" AWALARHA EHLOOHGWHOOOG EHROOLL

  • @SweetMsAdventure
    @SweetMsAdventure 4 года назад

    Day 29 of my journey through the pod from in the beninging
    🤟
    I friggin love these podcasts. Thanks for bringing me s'much joy.
    48:36 😂😂😂
    #RideOrDieBaby

  • @asiahawkins4185
    @asiahawkins4185 6 лет назад +19

    I just came to the channel to see if the vid was up. I'm psychic, m'babies!

    • @FeyCopse
      @FeyCopse 6 лет назад +3

      I felt the calling as well #truebabies

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 6 лет назад

      Your also extremely attractive and I feel the urge to say that just sayin damn

    • @asiahawkins4185
      @asiahawkins4185 6 лет назад +7

      @@brodyrichard263 Eeeeeeh*you're*

    • @brodyrichard263
      @brodyrichard263 6 лет назад

      @@asiahawkins4185I'm sorry lol I hate that too. But seriously

    • @tseawell90
      @tseawell90 6 лет назад +1

      Asia Hawkins Nobody cares.

  • @joeyhayek
    @joeyhayek 6 лет назад +1

    The Tony Danza part killed me

  • @StevesGarage
    @StevesGarage 6 лет назад +1

    My high school Spanish textbook had an illustration of a person in a wheel chair with a hook hand.

  • @devonhood
    @devonhood 3 года назад +8

    25:27 Covid 19??

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 6 лет назад +2

    "Walking frontwards?" Forget it. She can't do it. hahahahahahahaha omfg! hahahahaha xD

  • @MaxLapereHD
    @MaxLapereHD 6 лет назад

    “Optic courage know what that means, no courage” 😭😭😭

  • @ijamesheath
    @ijamesheath Год назад +1

    If you find this comment like it so I know who else is a real baby and rewatching these for the 100th time.

  • @939edm3
    @939edm3 3 года назад +1

    Sqozed it in his ear 👂
    Chris Delia logic:
    Sqozed - past tense of squeeze

  • @thedarkenergist
    @thedarkenergist 5 лет назад +1

    I listened to this last night, high as shit, and went to bed repeating "Silla de ruedas" about 147 times before I finally fell asleep.

  • @da835t
    @da835t 6 лет назад

    Jesus christ I laughed so fucking hard at the sillas de rueda and Spanish dude part.

  • @Limajjessica23
    @Limajjessica23 6 лет назад +1

    I'm your 198,186 subscriber ! Congratulations!

  • @LightscapeMusic
    @LightscapeMusic 5 лет назад

    "Sounds Like A Daniel Beddingfirld song..." Continues to sing two songs neither by Daniel Beddingfield. hahahaha I love him.

    • @melsky44
      @melsky44 4 года назад

      Gotta Get Thru This
      Song by Daniel Bedingfield
      ??

  • @jacobhyde214
    @jacobhyde214 6 лет назад +3

    Chris is 20 years older than me, but we learned spanish the same way!?!?!

  • @henryjonsson4543
    @henryjonsson4543 6 лет назад +3

    Yea maybe supervise your kids when they are on the internet LOL

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 4 года назад +1

    34:36 35:40 36:28 37:59 nervous gamer stutter

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 6 лет назад +8

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

  • @raydon14ify
    @raydon14ify 6 лет назад +1

    See that's what I like about Chris, he's raw what you see is what you get

  • @lydiaallen2271
    @lydiaallen2271 6 лет назад

    I legit had to stop this so that I first like this because that first 20 minutes was GOLD and second so that I could personally thank you for understanding the struggle that females face at the gym. I try to go at the times where its least busy because I HATE having guys get in the way try to flex their biceps while I'm JUST TRYING TO DO MY WORKOUT. I've been told so many times how rude and bitchy I come off at the gym and I'm so glad that YOU GET IT. Just let me do my workout in peace and you can hit on me outside of the gym if thats your intention. Okay now back to the rest of the pod :)

  • @steveewunder
    @steveewunder 6 лет назад +3

    already snagged them 2019 tickets

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 6 лет назад

    That Saw bit killed me hahaha

  • @eddieg1230
    @eddieg1230 6 лет назад +6

    Yooo that Double Dragon music tho lol

  • @yukmoutb5885
    @yukmoutb5885 6 лет назад +1

    ive always wanted to say this to you but now that you just said " T-t-today junior " .. thats what ive always thought you sounded like when reading through your ads. lol

  • @maevecorridan5385
    @maevecorridan5385 6 лет назад +5

    everytime you say cash app i think you're saying car shop in a boston accent

    • @davidmccurdy380
      @davidmccurdy380 3 года назад

      This is the best comment I’ve ever seen

  • @dylanjohnson8541
    @dylanjohnson8541 6 лет назад

    You might be the coolest person on the earth Chris haha you make everything funny dude

  • @soysauce9296
    @soysauce9296 6 лет назад

    Just a quick FYI for all the people that don't know about "CouRage." He was a full-time MLG caster for professional Call of Duty for years, then just this past year he joined OpTic Gaming as a full-time streamer/content creator, and has quickly become one of the biggest streamers on Twitch. I know he kinda looks like a dad in his 30s, but he's actually only 24 lol. Seems like a genuinely good dude, and nobody in the community has anything but praise for him.

  • @davidambra1573
    @davidambra1573 6 лет назад

    37:37 I’m literally in a fight with my wife because this part came on and she was saying something serious to me and I couldn’t stop fucking laughing. “How come every fucking time that comedian is on every fucking week you laugh like that?!!” All I could do was just wipe the tears from my eyes, and run it back to 37:37 again and step out onto the front porch and close the door behind me. And proceed to fucking loose my shit over this part.

  • @jan2351
    @jan2351 4 года назад +2

    Chris predicted pandemic... S'psychic

  • @tonyalvizo
    @tonyalvizo 6 лет назад +1

    My boys impersonation of jigsaw songs a lot like Gene Simmons

  • @Trishapaytasofficial
    @Trishapaytasofficial 6 лет назад +2

    "my girl"
    SO CUTE!

    • @Moloch6666
      @Moloch6666 6 лет назад +1

      yeah who's the girl : o

  • @braedonmasset4574
    @braedonmasset4574 6 лет назад +2

    Does Chris really think that girl could only walk backwards 😂

  • @jayt672
    @jayt672 6 лет назад +1

    That Spanish voice gave me flashbacks of Spanish class

  • @CraigPyoung
    @CraigPyoung 6 лет назад

    "Ya fucken Hooker!" I laughed

  • @CraigJaffa
    @CraigJaffa 4 года назад +1

    The Fortnite story from 30:55 - 41:15 is the story that got me into this podcast. Pure gold.

  • @HarrietThugman
    @HarrietThugman 5 лет назад

    That stuttering bit was fucking hilarious omg 34:00

  • @laceymz7721
    @laceymz7721 5 лет назад

    He sweats so hard😂
    I love him he so funny!

  • @CheeseJr94
    @CheeseJr94 6 лет назад

    Dude that shit about Spanish class brought me back memories 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TommysPickle
    @TommysPickle 6 лет назад

    This god damn podcast man.. this shit gets me laughing my ass off every week. This time, it was the saline solution. Last time it was lalala problem. S'better every time babies

  • @lfitz199
    @lfitz199 3 года назад

    This is Gold

  • @forrioman
    @forrioman 6 лет назад

    laughed so hard during the stuttering segment

  • @jakecob864
    @jakecob864 3 года назад +1

    "See ya they're with us" is wheelchair in Spanish apparently

  • @navieats3955
    @navieats3955 6 лет назад +2

    You were spot on the texts books

  • @GilFAMCPT
    @GilFAMCPT 6 лет назад +4

    Early babies unite

  • @sebbiewashere
    @sebbiewashere 6 лет назад

    That gamer stutter part made me fuckin cry ahahah

  • @tozdaddy
    @tozdaddy 6 лет назад

    lmfao i am ded at the courage part

  • @igobydubri
    @igobydubri 4 года назад +2

    25:33 UHHHHHH COVID 19 PROPHET

  • @steph9561
    @steph9561 6 лет назад +1

    Saw you in Jacksonville! Amazing 👍🏻

  • @jobananas3052
    @jobananas3052 6 лет назад +1

    Chris you should do a throwback gaming youtube channel with Bobby Lee and back up some more non branded armored money trucks.

  • @fadedlogic1
    @fadedlogic1 6 лет назад

    Tetanus shots are BRUTAL! My arm was useless for a day and half and wasn't normal for a week. Felt like I got cranked with an aluminum baseball bat!

  • @tcrolius
    @tcrolius 6 лет назад

    Props to production team

  • @mro234
    @mro234 6 лет назад

    waiting for the next episode like "GOTTA GET THRU THIS"

  • @Umamis_Boy
    @Umamis_Boy 4 года назад

    The stuttering bit was so fucking funny

  • @ryanmcteer825
    @ryanmcteer825 6 лет назад

    This podcast is awesome

  • @YoraPiratekitty
    @YoraPiratekitty 6 лет назад

    😂😂 I want to hear more christina d'elia stories 😋🎉💖🤜👌

  • @daboogieman68
    @daboogieman68 6 лет назад

    This was a good one👍🏼

  • @LaurenAstro
    @LaurenAstro 6 лет назад

    The godly glow emanating off your body & clearly not just your backlit chair 🙌🙏🤙

  • @corporatetelevison8730
    @corporatetelevison8730 6 лет назад

    Chris could literally do live remixes with his clips and tunes... And I'd pay to see like him like any other band

  • @cloudsforbrains
    @cloudsforbrains 6 лет назад

    Hahahahahha! this is my second favorite episode. First favorite is episode 50!

  • @beastemeauxde7029
    @beastemeauxde7029 5 лет назад +1

    Dude I'm dying.