Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP88 - That Top Note

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  • @HunterLikesSoda
    @HunterLikesSoda 6 лет назад +316

    Today my teacher said the word "Secure" and my inner baby thought she was saying the word "cure". Fucked me up for a second

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 6 лет назад +19

      ur teacher? oh so ur really sebaby

    • @empowermph
      @empowermph 6 лет назад +2

      eh, fvk school. these loans are a bitch. it's a racket. i make good money, yet i feel stuck. start making now somehow, while youre in school.

    • @AlexGirda
      @AlexGirda 6 лет назад +6

      eh seh insecure

    • @DFDBEAST
      @DFDBEAST 5 лет назад +2

      Eh...... S'true

    • @whitenoise3447
      @whitenoise3447 5 лет назад

      @@likeasombooooodee da fukkkk chu sayin op s'baby baby literally in high school s'baby

  • @realgrizzlycat
    @realgrizzlycat 6 лет назад +133

    Bukkake6times really is such a beautiful girl.

    • @woahnico
      @woahnico 5 лет назад +1

      The ViKeen LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO BUKKAKE6TIMES

    • @StackRunItUp
      @StackRunItUp 4 года назад

      The ViKeen lilcocky 10dime

  • @joeseyeuh3786
    @joeseyeuh3786 6 лет назад +129

    Every time i see the podcast uploaded, I get so many estackulations of amazement from the fractals of what human emotion layers are formed. Ya know?

  • @andromedalasso
    @andromedalasso 5 лет назад +12

    Kerplatchy Sam-fine broke me somehow-I’m leaking tears. 🤣

  • @jvysvn
    @jvysvn 6 лет назад +76

    Went from Tekashi to Tekooshi to Tekonchi hahahahahahahaha i love this man

  • @AvengeUchiha
    @AvengeUchiha 6 лет назад +64

    I too wish kombucha tentimes would lighten up

    • @woahnico
      @woahnico 5 лет назад

      AvengeUchiha LMAAAAOOOOOOO KOMBUCHATENTIMES

  • @ynnebregnittik3253
    @ynnebregnittik3253 6 лет назад +11

    Kerpunchi Siptime, Kersquachi squeezelime, Yercampi Sleeptime.

  • @MagnifyGaming
    @MagnifyGaming 6 лет назад +180

    Add Kawhi Leonard's laugh to your soundboard. Thanks in advance.

    • @circa2008
      @circa2008 6 лет назад +2

      Itsjeffrocuz please don’t bite the Joe Budden Podcast aka i’ll name this podcast later

    • @MagnifyGaming
      @MagnifyGaming 6 лет назад +7

      who tf knew Joe Budden does a podcast? Turn round aka guh-gunk.

  • @RyanDeGreg
    @RyanDeGreg 6 лет назад +73

    By the way the ice cream guy does that mouth thing 54 times

    • @awalldance
      @awalldance 6 лет назад +6

      I got 52 so I'm happy I wasn't way off

    • @adamz0037
      @adamz0037 5 лет назад

      Aaron Wall how do we know you’re not right and he’s wrong tho?

    • @thepugilist4379
      @thepugilist4379 5 лет назад +3

      I got 52. First and only pass, though. Dude's smacking is like fingernails down chalkboards...

    • @jesscoughtry8660
      @jesscoughtry8660 5 лет назад

      hahaha thank you dude. I was scared i would have to do it.

    • @robertpryor7225
      @robertpryor7225 4 года назад

      That's a 10! (C)

  • @kitdarling
    @kitdarling 6 лет назад +8

    I hope Kamboucha Hairline finds some joy in her life soon.

  • @tylerbriggans
    @tylerbriggans 6 лет назад +21

    I was listening to this today and I HAD to come watch the video version to see his face do the Kawhii laugh.
    I was definitely not disappointed.

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 6 лет назад +1

      oh man its literally been slaying me

    • @awill891
      @awill891 6 лет назад +2

      This is the only podcast I'll listen to first then come watch the vid and it feels all new again.

  • @leopeepoo
    @leopeepoo 6 лет назад +59

    Wish that compuche stixnine can be happy. Keep the positive vibes.

  • @MantaDodge
    @MantaDodge 3 года назад +7

    life kind of sucks without your podcast every week lol. miss ya big time man i hope you come back sometime in 2021.

  • @samsalamon8442
    @samsalamon8442 6 лет назад +32

    This podcast is a 10.

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 года назад +3

      This podcast is 69

  • @giopinzon1985
    @giopinzon1985 6 лет назад +5

    I listened to this on the podcast app in between my classes and i legit was tearing in the library. You are my hero

  • @twrzenski
    @twrzenski 5 лет назад +1

    The ice cream tester part😂😂😂

  • @07coco
    @07coco 6 лет назад +2

    Chris and Kawhi in the back of an uber. Chris saying jokes and Kawhi staring straight ahead laughing like a god damn robot.

  • @LeslieJeniece17
    @LeslieJeniece17 6 лет назад +5

    Kombucha SitsPine is so brave for performing shirtless. She's not afraid to show her body

    • @tyler9863
      @tyler9863 4 года назад

      Leslie Jeniece Very body-positive.

  • @s.jackson4603
    @s.jackson4603 6 лет назад +5

    Every time he's imitating a child “essecute“

  • @JayWebbMusic1
    @JayWebbMusic1 6 лет назад +2

    Chris I legit laugh my ass off every week when I watch this shit 😂😂😂 great stuff man. Can’t wait to come to a show

  • @ether725
    @ether725 3 года назад

    "Karblonchen 75, why u so mad? Thats what I wanna kno man." lololol

  • @danawhite8180
    @danawhite8180 6 лет назад +21

    Chris, please throw that Kawhi Leonard laugh on the soundboard ASAP

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 6 лет назад +7

    That bit about Kawhi Leonard's laugh though!!!! AHH AHH AHH

  • @forrestthroughdatrees
    @forrestthroughdatrees 6 лет назад +10

    Casually messing up her name differently every time he says it is hilarious 😂

  • @catmouth
    @catmouth 6 лет назад +70

    Carte Blanche 75, Why you so mad?

  • @rolfmeyermusic
    @rolfmeyermusic 6 лет назад +3

    Literally spat my drink out when Chris did that awkward laugh

  • @stevencocky19
    @stevencocky19 6 лет назад +1

    dude the tekashi fuck ups were amaziinnnnggg

  • @joshspaulding44
    @joshspaulding44 5 лет назад +6

    Tecumseh 69 looks like he should be on my little pony

  • @devinwilliams6747
    @devinwilliams6747 6 лет назад +11

    i think youd be an amazing SNL host

    • @Adnezal
      @Adnezal 5 лет назад

      devin williams SNL is a dying, humorless brand. The exact opposite of Demnlia.

  • @2HeatieAlpha
    @2HeatieAlpha 6 лет назад +1

    Cumplachi six nine killed me lol

  • @erikbeltran5170
    @erikbeltran5170 6 лет назад +4

    Kuhplachi Samfine is gonna be the hottest Halloween costume of 2018 for sure!

  • @RAYMAKESMUSIC
    @RAYMAKESMUSIC 6 лет назад +111

    Yo. Chris , please keep thinking Tekanchi 69 is a female 😂

    • @TranscendentMaster
      @TranscendentMaster 6 лет назад +21

      That isn't a chick?

    • @tnywrs
      @tnywrs 6 лет назад +15

      Shes just so weirdly hot

    • @samstanfield2634
      @samstanfield2634 6 лет назад +11

      I hope she finds a good man soon

    • @savannahp6359
      @savannahp6359 6 лет назад +2

      I had to google and check. I was like "wait, what?" lmao

  • @Addiroy44
    @Addiroy44 6 лет назад +11

    Someone show Chris the video h3h3 made on the ice cream guy, I think it’ll sum up his thoughts on it perfectly

  • @Mommabits
    @Mommabits 6 лет назад

    My face hurts from laughing so hard, and I’m not even halfway in. 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewchampy5222
    @andrewchampy5222 5 лет назад

    Everything that comes out of D'Elia's mouth is gold.

  • @Diamondc4life
    @Diamondc4life 5 лет назад

    that skeet skeet song is fire and funny af HAAH!!!!!

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 6 лет назад

    I feel like the story about his mom telling him about three things and then reconnecting it to the icecream guy is the most underrated joke ever.

  • @somedude439
    @somedude439 6 лет назад

    That back drop is on point

  • @sebp400
    @sebp400 5 лет назад

    the ice cream guy is the embodiment of the word "connoisseur".

  • @Contractorhouseguy
    @Contractorhouseguy 5 лет назад +1

    The takashi shit had me screaming. Fuckin love you dude

  • @GrundZrPr
    @GrundZrPr 5 лет назад

    Great Kawhi Leonard imitation, lmao! What a fun guy.

  • @SleeperHonda
    @SleeperHonda 6 лет назад +2

    You making fun of that dudes laugh had me dying in every universe! XD!!!

  • @Nicephore
    @Nicephore 6 лет назад +3

    Best podcast studio in the game.

  • @shanerand
    @shanerand 6 лет назад

    The Kawhi bit had me dying after a long day of work thank you!

  • @mistaleesreversespeech7728
    @mistaleesreversespeech7728 6 лет назад +1

    Laughing hysterically at that robot impression.. unreal.

  • @JayWebbMusic1
    @JayWebbMusic1 6 лет назад

    This shit has me WEAK LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yukmoutb5885
    @yukmoutb5885 6 лет назад

    That ice cream taster is the master of the "Fake chow" from Hall pass

  • @ebbawler333
    @ebbawler333 6 лет назад

    Every fucking time I watch I tell myself the new episode wont make me laugh harder than ever, and then it does.

  • @ghoulishcreators779
    @ghoulishcreators779 5 лет назад

    ”why you so mad lil’ lady?” BAAHAHAHAHAA

  • @eliteviktor3
    @eliteviktor3 6 лет назад

    Gary Oldman is a savage actor, the Churchill impression was spot on.

  • @WAT3RCH1P
    @WAT3RCH1P 6 лет назад +11

    Tecuda 69 👀

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 5 лет назад

    87 episodes in 2 weeks!? That's over 6 episodes per day!! Insane.

  • @chief2717
    @chief2717 6 лет назад +2

    Tenkomchi 6 Nibens has a great mother daughter relationship.

  • @laurennnashh
    @laurennnashh 6 лет назад +1

    this podcast got me dying laughing the kawii part dude Chris you make my days so much better

  • @acemanhomer1
    @acemanhomer1 6 лет назад +1

    "...is you stupid?" lmAO

  • @613trapman5
    @613trapman5 3 года назад

    This is the one I recommend to people who have never seen the podcast!

  • @catmouth
    @catmouth 6 лет назад +4

    Is that ice cream taster imitating Callen eating from your hand after you allow him to open for you?

  • @Boots67
    @Boots67 6 лет назад +41

    Not tryin to b rude brah, but every time ya start reading from ya ad paper I fass forward till yer done.
    So thanks ad’s for paying Chris, but y’get fass ford-ed

    • @merrittorius
      @merrittorius 5 лет назад +1

      S'true

    • @alian7772
      @alian7772 5 лет назад

      S'mainly for the livestream useful I'd say. You know, cause you can't skip 'em then

    • @mohameda4970
      @mohameda4970 5 лет назад

      @@alian7772 yeah but you can fuck off for like two mins and maybe rewind a lil bit

  • @Krow943
    @Krow943 6 лет назад

    Didnt click on any of these podcast videos until he upgraded the studio because now it looks nice. So it worked.

  • @4evaPuffy
    @4evaPuffy 6 лет назад +1

    “Cowee Leonard” lol

  • @chesternaire242
    @chesternaire242 6 лет назад +1

    Tekashi 69 sounds more like an RC car than an angry girl

  • @RayShmay
    @RayShmay 6 лет назад +3

    Baby reporting for duty

  • @Mactinez09
    @Mactinez09 6 лет назад +3

    temcanche sixnibins im DYINGGGGG

  • @jgm9945
    @jgm9945 6 лет назад +7

    Who's feeling spooky babies?

  • @danno915
    @danno915 5 лет назад

    Oh dude! from 25:23 to 25:28 I was laughing so fucking hard it was completely out of control! Good shit man

  • @alexandergardner1349
    @alexandergardner1349 4 года назад

    hhahahahahah fuck me i laughed so hard at the ice cream tasting, i started watching your poddys from ep 85 (when you got a refurb) and ive been laughing my ass off since, love ya stuff!

  • @ernesto8290
    @ernesto8290 6 лет назад +1

    Chris you should invite Kawhi Leonard to a show so you can hear that beautiful laugh throughout.

  • @r-o-b
    @r-o-b 5 лет назад +1

    16:44: "Wash my hands of this."

  • @xmikex902x
    @xmikex902x 6 лет назад +2

    Chank Smith making a larger appearance with each passing episode.

  • @aleahbug523
    @aleahbug523 4 года назад +2

    Pronouncing HER name different every time. I. Love.

  • @Ironman829
    @Ironman829 6 лет назад +1

    Carte Blonchin 75.... Lost it😂😂😂

  • @blakemcnabb348
    @blakemcnabb348 6 лет назад

    This Episode is so fucking funny I was laughing my ass off the entire time 😂

  • @Dr_Twatson
    @Dr_Twatson 6 лет назад +5

    7:26 that was lil Peep in a GQ video about explaining your tattoos.... Also, lil Skies said it in his song "Welcome to the Rodeo"

  • @bostonsteve2889
    @bostonsteve2889 5 лет назад

    17:20 u had me dying at this part commence laughter! hahha

  • @justinmeade6994
    @justinmeade6994 6 лет назад +5

    Chris is getting that all white Starbucks takin out

  • @brendancleverley5874
    @brendancleverley5874 6 лет назад +1

    I never want ice cream again after this.

  • @MickolaustheWonder
    @MickolaustheWonder 3 года назад

    Martin Ford the huge body builder/actor said that too about getting face tattoos.

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 6 лет назад +2

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

  • @monyeeet23
    @monyeeet23 6 лет назад

    Campashi 69 !!!!! Killed me

  • @pylerterry966
    @pylerterry966 6 лет назад +1

    Sounded like an unironic grandpa when you said "the problem with these cellphone cameras."

  • @catvssnake6639
    @catvssnake6639 5 лет назад

    "you're a robot" lmao

  • @DAVIE5179
    @DAVIE5179 6 лет назад

    The eagle art piece in the background looks dope.

  • @socibrandon
    @socibrandon 6 лет назад

    I listened to this podcast already and it’s still making me laugh again today.

  • @NightFox358
    @NightFox358 5 лет назад

    Its funny that he says this about rappers being on scooters and Sheck Wes is riding one in his Mo Bamba music video.

  • @oliverbleuyoutube
    @oliverbleuyoutube 5 лет назад

    I counted about 35 or so smacks by the ice cream man, dear leader.

  • @rachaeljordan2209
    @rachaeljordan2209 5 лет назад

    I love that you're so well informed on hip hop Chris!😂😂😂

  • @leekautz2926
    @leekautz2926 3 года назад

    Best acting ever....Leo in Gilbert grape.....ledger in batman.

  • @bloodhunger82
    @bloodhunger82 5 лет назад

    You could say that ice cream taster guy had a rocky road to achieving his dreams

  • @paddymaboy88
    @paddymaboy88 5 лет назад

    I’ve Watched every episode. This is definitely in the top 5.

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 6 лет назад

    One of the funniest episodes yet. Well done, Chris.

  • @Jaminz_
    @Jaminz_ 6 лет назад

    Dude that ice cream bit had my weak af

  • @SonyaMoon77
    @SonyaMoon77 6 лет назад

    I'm from San Antonio, so the Kawhi bit hits home! I love it!

  • @owlnuggets-sirdevin
    @owlnuggets-sirdevin 6 лет назад

    Thanks so much for coming to Burlington, VT I just moved here from Boston, MA area and my bf and I had a great time. I was cry laughing for both your opener and your set. && I loved what you said right in the beginning that someone was looking at you like "holy shit it's really him!" cuz that was literally me LOL

  • @davidambra1573
    @davidambra1573 6 лет назад +1

    What’s up family I’m a new baby! How’s everybody doing. Just subbed on this podcast.

  • @MRboss11
    @MRboss11 6 лет назад +3

    25:20 Just get Adblock man, it's a free plugin for chrome

  • @derwachter6933
    @derwachter6933 6 лет назад +1

    Best laugh ever.

  • @r-o-b
    @r-o-b 6 лет назад +4

    36:57 Obeast cream

  • @anaigabriel7359
    @anaigabriel7359 6 лет назад

    Dude. DUDE. Hilarious. I enjoy these so much.

  • @JustinFlorio
    @JustinFlorio 6 лет назад +1

    Driving up that top note

  • @roodguy144
    @roodguy144 5 лет назад +2

    i counted about 45 lip smacks lol