Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP99 - My Hands Are Tied Now
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- Опубликовано: 19 дек 2018
- It's the 99th episode, 1 more to 100! On today's show, Chris talks about social media influencers. Also discussed: Robert DeNiro, Copland, RUclipsrs, IHOP/IHOB, the republican sex position, Rs at the end of non-R words. We answer some Twitter questions and do Missed Connections.
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I'm here for a silly goose time and that's it.
Louis s’plainandsimp
Of all the comedy podcasts I've been obsessed with, this is the one I've found most consistently funny.
THIS ANGLE? CHANGE IT
I love when Chris is setting a bit up and he just grins - he knows a zinger is ready to launch.
It’s the subtle smack right before “hands’er tied now” that gets me.
Have I been copying what you say and the noises you make? Yeah. Is my GF getting pissed off with me? Yeah. Do I care? No! Coz she’s a Betch and I’m a baby ... meah
jelwood2345 😂😂 literally read it in his voice
"And i've got one thing to say to that. And it's hehh."
I don't like that he isn't in the corner anymore xD
No one puts baby in the corner!
ITS BULLSHIT
@@nathanm.8823 No one takes daddy out of the corner
Maybe it’s a sign of guests coming in ep 100??
It is more inviting with the corner to his back. No cuda atm either.
10 minute podcast for episode 100 ? Let us dreeeeaaaaaam
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFLYY
will gladiator helmet face sasso and bit killer jones need to come join daddy
Chief engineer of laughter and cheer
Chank Smith aka dick sucka Jones aka the principal of hate aka Anne hesche
he'll probably have his dad or Juan fyre and Ivan getridof as guests, or maybe Matt
This took way too long to come out this week! I LOVE YOU CHRIS! You make my week!
You’re the man D’elia. Your take on Logan Paul was awesome. The fact that our brains aren’t fully formed until we’re 25 is a big deal with regards to decision making and impulsivity. Loved that section of this podcast 👍
We need a Ten Minute Podcast reunion
"My hands are tied now" starts @ 16:30
FUCKING THANK YOU! Be proud, you just saved a stranger 15 minutes
It would be cool if you released the "ghost episode 1" as a bonus to episode 100.. For the true babies.
Hey Daddy, loving the podcst Chris D'Elia been a fan for years. Can't wait to you have some guests on here but even if you don't this pod is awesome your the only comic that can solo a podcast and have it funny informative and interesting the whole hour!. Much love coming from New Zealand Daddy from all your Babies down here! let the cult continue!
56:25 is the first time I heard Juan fyre laugh
hey man big fan first time I check out your podcast didn't think a 1 man deal would be as interesting but I'm pleasantly surprised. not just providing entertainment but also kicking knowledge bruh I see you
Ten Minute Podcast reunion for ep.100 PLEASE
Holy shit these are SOOOO much better with his reactions. At the end with the craigslist ad, and he read the one where the guy just wants to "interact" with a woman, and Chris does the "hehhhhhh" and you can already hear Juan Fyre laughing. Priceless LMFAO.
Your "What?" at 42:44 is the same as the Skip Bayless "Huh?" haha
At 30:00 I started losing my shit at the Pizer and Idear shit hahahahaha xD
I’m going to open a sandwich shop/deli Called “hands are tied now”...The best thing about that whole scene is he doesn’t put the sandwich down once right up until the yard when he yells “you blew it”! Classic
I actually like when Chris reads the advertisements lol
I always like the video before watching. 😛 Looking svelte Chris!
My girlfriend and I moved into our first home two months ago and she left me today. I’m 2 years clean and shit but about ready to relapse. S’dummy. If it wasn’t for Chris I would have relapsed so long ago and may have acted on some of the self-harm feelings I’ve had in the past. Thank you for getting me through even though you never knew. Your stuff is awesome. Thank you.
Merry Christmas crazy legs! But only at the dinner table! Buying gifts for loved ones but also spoiling yourself; didn’t make a dent. 🎄🎁👊
"Ay you wanna get a pizzeR?"
"Yeaa, thats a good ideaR"
Great! The number one podcast in podcasting!
16:20 for my hands are tied now
I'm diggin the new digs
Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers. My hands are tied now.
Damn this was a great podcast lmao sandwich bit ultimate power move 😂
“Been in a slump”
“No shit man you’re on craigslist” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The show that Chris recognizes the black guy from (acting and eating with Deniro) was NEW YORK UNDERCOVER 😁👍🏾
Lord Influencer D’Elia
100th episode was a surprise until the end, but then Chris let us know and BLEW IITTTTT!!!!
“Ehh sehh saaad.” I fukn died. 😂💀
Am I the only one who thinks hearing Juan fyre laughing at Chris funny as fuck. It made me laugh more.
That De Niro breakdown was fugg'n awesome
does anyone know where the melody in the outro is from?
Can't wait for the table saga.
Lost it when Chris said "Dude I'm a professor" while explaining de niro's acting XD
hahahaha the most enthused sponsor segment ahahahahaha
cant wait to be at the log cabin with all my baby siblings
Studio lookin' good Chris!
love that this dude has a podcast. and that he doesnt have to try to be a character, and can be himself, so that when he does do a character, its hilarious. mellow vibe. just one thing? quit callin us 'babies' xD
I’m gonna miss being able to hear Juan Fyer laughing in the background sometimes. It always makes the jokes funnier for some reason.
When are you getting more merch ? I wanted to buy a couple of things that wouldn't have made a deeeennnntttttt , but I couldn't cause it's sold out
Did I hit the like button? Yaahhhhh. Did he answer his own questions with "Yahh"? Yaaaess.
About to watch the entire movie
I feel like after every episode Chris looks more buff. He’s gonna look like prime Arnold once we hit episode 200
Lost it at carbonator 🤣 “I’m manly bro”
btw, there's no "echo" (room reverb) in your audio. I guess the compressor is tight enough to kill the room noise. Sounds good.
Chris D’Elia going on TFATK is like Christmas for babies
I love that Chris used his podcast platform (which, to remind, he and he alone is the star of) to explain his view on the circular nature of being cool and being successful. What I love is that it's almost copied VERBATIM from his DJ Khaled impression on Hot Ones.
I always knew D'Elia actually idolized Khaled...
This made working at a factory from 3-11pm worth it tonight, to come home to a podcast from our single mom cult leader
WHERES MY TRUE BABIES AT?!?!?! AW YEEEEEE
Where *ARE my true babies at.... (S'cock)
So cringe to see all the comments trying to copy Chris' lingo.
Mr. Snuffleupagus Agreed.
I want to knit a sweater out of my bellybutton lint. It's taking too long though so I'm thinking about knitting something smaller, a scarf maybe.
S'cringe*
Mr. Snuffleupagus hey how bout ya just change it?
I hope ur self aware and realize that you didnt come up with "So cringe"
The other wall looked doper. I suspect this one might be engineered or pre-finish. It inspired me to build my own.
Finally!!! The new studio must have slowed the production of this! Thursday afternoon is the lasted an episode has ever come out
Joshua Kuhlmeyer hmmmmm... lasted? Or latest? Hmmmmmmmm!!!
PuttyGuts latest for sure!! I can’t fucking spell! Eeeehhhhh (drive by ehh)
new studio babies!
2:58 he shouldve said “Did it leave a dent? NAH”
Love the pink shirt
"Not the character... *_stallone_* "
Keen for the comeback
I don't like the new angle
oh no? wanna better angle? turn'round
McGrubs I agree, but @@beatcypher3128 that reply was fire and made me laugh all alone in my room.
@McGrubs I agree. I liked the corner more. It felt like we were all in the same room just chilling one on one.
s'uncomf
Looks like he’s getting ready for guests
Lol I thought he doesn’t wear pink? 😂
Edit: wait that’s the orange shirt from the special 😂😂😂😂
Killin' it
I like the backround noise
I've seen so few De Niro movies cuz I'm EH' SSEH millennial, but this makes me want to watch copland right now lol
Dude the more I watch these podcasts, the more I realise Chris D'Elia is a #truegene . Legitimately pure joy and inspiration. \_ \_ (I know he hates signatures at the end of social media posts).
No sandwich for you Stallone , cause YOU BLEEEEW IT!
Real question. Where do you get these phenomenally fitted shirts?
I would die if Congratulations ep 100 - TMP Reunion ft. Sasso & Callen
That already happened bro
@@Humblemumble7oh so they do a podcast once and then thats it? so everybody should only have 1 episode..
Callens on an African safari for his 80th birthday. So not gonna happen.
Can you bobby lee, callen and Theo just sit in a room and hurl insults at each other please?
Minus callen
LEGO Han Solo and Theo and Bobby lee. And then plus callen again. And that’s s’obvious
Go on Impaulsive!!! 🔥
i'm a proffffffffffESSOR
Jessica Dill baby sweet baby
Yesssss!!!! hahaha
Quarantine binge 2020
On my way to get my boys back 🤪
I don’t know if it’s the slight change in scenery but you’re looking really good here Chris.... Maybe it’s just the orange 🤔
gimme the garrison files gimme the garrison files haha
I mean, the shirt is definitely orange.....but that sleeve is looking borderline salmon. Could be another black/blue vs white/gold dress scenario.
Btw dress was black & blue.
Chris on the word "influencer": "When that word first came out, I shi-I shit on it mentally."
Looks like you're lying on the ground and the camera is on the ceiling
No
Lol it's true bro
I can't unsee that now😂
Definitely gonna be Bill D'Elia next week. Also please have Chris in the middle of the frame thx
Well, We are all still waiting.... some of us more patient than others... just come back dude...
I like your pink shirt.😂😂😂😂
Huge fan i am a baby for sure!
No way JC Van Damme is coming for episode 100
First guest.. hmmm the crypt keeper? Great show :)
Youre gonna need some big belt loops for that tfatk fools gold belt
I am watching Copland this Christmas
Never thought I'd see the day where he defends Logan...
Hi Chris - I’m at 1:03 right now...you are going to be a GREAT father. Merry Christmas :-)
Dude! Hell yea.
💯💯💯 know who the needy comic is lol
when he was telling the story I kept picturing Kenny Bania from Seinfeld.
One for the fuckin’ books! Real shit.
favorite orange shirt
That old show was New York undercover
Lookin lean baby,
What happened 😂