My longest video but it was pretty relaxing to make as a just had to watch films and write jokes. Not gather footage etc. Next video is probably gonna be Black 2 Here is my old patreon that I rarely shout out www.patreon.com/kilianexperience
"i'm pretty sure in china's most famous book, a dragon gets turned into a horse" kilian officially knows more about chinese culture and literature than disney
Almost like animation is the best medium to use to make expressive, colourful fantasy experiences for a movie-going audience. Seriously though, I'm getting sick of the overuse of computer effects in order to make something magical look 'real', especially for supposedly 'living' things.
I unironically want to see a Bollywood movie set in Oregon with Nepalese animals. I don't think it would be good, but it would at least be entertaining.
"Especially the Kim Possible movie." I always forget that movie exists, and yet here's Kilian reminding me, like a therapist bringing up bad memories. I can still hear the screams.
The biggest problem with remaking a cartoon is you're much more limited in terms of character design, movement, facial expressions, colours, shapes, clothes, tasks they can accomplish and pysics. These remakes are only popular because of two things: nostalgia and because Disney is telling you to be excited. I bet my kidney that at least half of these would flop if there weren't built on already established names.
@@Te3time Of course. Ever wonder why Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney Channel are trending this year? Phineas & Ferb: Candace Against the Universe, Adventure Time Distant Lands, Avatar: The Last Airbender reruns, and The Owl House respectively are among the most important trends when it comes to the well deserved return of animation in the whole mainstream.
Imagine having a world-class animation studio but rather than create something original with it you hire 3D actors for a substandard live-action flick. This is why Don Bluth should have overturned Disney.
Well they admitted in "The making of The Lion King(2019)" that it was alllll done just for nostalgia points. Dude constantly says stuff like "You hear the music and like you are back to your childhood" and sh it. They know old fans of the original will watch it because "nostalgia" and praise it because it has "nostalgic" songs and "nostalgic" characters. They couldn't care less about making something new and original anymore.
Except Disney is a massive corporation that just does both, as well as making nature documentaries and cooking shows and sitcoms for teens and sitcoms for adults and live sports and and they were doing all that BEFORE they bought Star Wars, Marvel, and Fox. It is helpful to look at reality. And in reality they have a world-class animation studio and is using it to put out fare like Frozen 2 and Encanto (highly successful and popular among the target audience), and also live action CGI monstrosities that still rake in some cash (for now) - but what you've got to understand is that it doesn't matter if Uncanny Valley Lion King is bad or even if it loses a bit of money. Disney has been convinced for a couple decades now that that is a small price to pay in return for keeping the idea of "Lion King" in your mind. The point of Disney is not to make movies, hasn't been for decades. The point of Disney is to make/own IP that you care about to the point that you will go to the part of the business where they actually make the profits that matter - the theme parks.
@@Nekoszowa Um, yeah. The point is to get people to remember how much they love The Lion King in the same way the point of new Star Wars isn't to be good or even to be new Star Wars, but first and foremost to remind you that Star Wars exists and you like Star Wars, even if you don't like *this* Star Wars. Because that gets you to the parks and buying merchandise (if not for you, then for your kids). Disney thinks long term these days and is happy to wait for returns on generational investment.
The best French fairytale is the Hunchback of Norte Dame, and even the people that hate the Disney film praises the Broadway musical as the best Broadway musical from Disney.
@@thegeneraljohn2895 That's the equivalent of pulling a tooth, jamming an incompatible one in, and sticking it with duct tape. If nothing else, the outrage would be ruminating from the film itsef rather than the audience.
@@MatthewCobalt It's more along the lines of the equivalent to taking a book, ripping out all the pages, and then putting in a carved stone tablet between the binds stuck down with staples.
"Wasting state resources to prove a point was the height of realism." I was not prepared for this gold. Trying to kill people with your hot takes here?
Officially, his ship was sunk in a storm. Unofficially, he was trying to create another Multiversal Crisis, and we, having recently encountered some Calamity Events (for more, see the pages on Gravity Falls, Echo Creek, and Prospero), didn't want that.
Re Cruella de Ville: if I recall the book correctly, she is heavily implied to be a demon incarnate. So the Satanist family background is kind of canonical, not only head canon!
We must make sure this NEVER HAPPENS!!! This would lead to more live-action remakes in the form of Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Amphibia, and The Owl House!
Reminds me of other typical bad live-action remakes like Bayformers for the anti-wokes by making women bitchy SJW sex-objects (Mikaela Banes and Carly Spencer) and men even worse by being nothing but murderers who beat up, gaslight, give fake apologies to and stand them up (re: Sam Witwicky be Optimus Prime, no wonder the BF versions’ girlfriends left them for good).
@@SlapstickGenius23 , I’d much rather buy and read through the entire Claymore manga box set than watching films/tv shows, playing video games, and reading stories with strong independent women in it.
That crow joke was not just next level, but the next couple levels. Brilliant, historically-based non-sequitur crossed with misdirection, and I laughed hard. One of my new favorite Kilian jokes!
I love how with almost any other RUclipsr, that would’ve been the greatest joke they’ve ever made, but with Kilian it’s only like top 10-5. Just goes to show the quality of his writing
I had to pause the video! There are tears! This broke me. 'Crows are important to Japanese mythology so they might be offensive when the Emperor takes over,' is the funniest take on Dumbo not aging well I've ever heard!
"No one wanted to cut off Jasmine's hand. I guess they wanted to remove harmful stereotypes...and then Prince Anders from Skanland shows up! Guy Richtie WTF?!" LMFAO
@@michaelandreipalon359 Let's see, a guy from CNN (why? I dunno), some chick from polygon, a youtube video that only has a thousand views, Paste Magazine, Common Sense Media and this woman with her own website called "Solzy at the movies". I didn't read any of their full reviews because I don't feel like giving traffic to those sites.
Honestly, Anna Kendrick can't sing musical theatre, but her pop voice would have been better than Watson's autotune. I would pay good money to see Kendrick Lamar as Belle. That is the disney remake we all deserve.
I donno. I have no reason to belive that Emma Watson is that bad a singer really. I really think just calming down the use of the Autotune would have been so much better.
You should check out Sideways' video on this. She definately did not come with the prepackaged skills, but they did really let Emma Watson down in the way they produced the film.
Emma Watson can actually sing though. She’s no professional. She doesn’t have a super beautiful or strong voice. But Disney decided to auto tune the heck out of her for some reason and make her sound worse than she really is.
How about the ancient Chinese equivalent of Cinderella? The stepmother and stepdaughters stayed on their cave home despite the Cinderella character wanting them to join her out of pity, but as the story's epilogue shows, they were killed when an earthquake collapsed their cave home.
The author of the book and its lesser known sequel might actually have said that Cruella belonged to a cult that may be similar to the awful Jehovah’s witnesses one.
“ feed my man Cheetos, damn” “ Do you think scar likes hyena booty? Why did I write that?” “Shego was fine! Bonnie was also fine! Kim was the worst, ruined everything.” What a bunch of great quotes
"This is terrible. Watch it." ... "Christopher Robin; _that's not_ a _remake! _ Kim Possible;_ *there we go!"* "I had all the real channels because my parents _loved_ me..." :-D My dude, you are freaking *Hilarious.* I love it! I want Disney to make more remakes _just_ so you can comment on them!
It is a very central idea of communism that all people are born the same and are of equal value. No lords, no kings, no masters and so on. China very much likes to pretend its still egalitarian. Then Disney retold an old Chinese Legend to make it about a girl who is awesome with no effort because she has been born with the superior hero genes. Big brain move right there.
@@danielschroedinger2090 It’s not as ideological as that. A lot of Chinese ppl hated the movie because it did a terrible job representing ancient Chinese culture, and it tries to poorly duplicate unrealistic but still artistic Chinese/HK-style action. Like compare the movie with Hero, the 2002 movie. Also, I think the film’s choppy editing is universally hated.
@@anakiap.w1673 dude don't take this the wrong way, several years back I had the privilege to work with two indonesian ladies that came to Malaysia for internship. Goddamn your country has some gorgeous women
Idk, it's almost like shutting down the creative dynamo (their animation department) that powered their empire to dominant status caused catastrophic brain drain that has had to be compensated for by buying out independent studios and IP's every couple of years.
At least Disney's Television Animation Studio is giving us a lot of good stuff lately. Waiting for Amphibia and The Owl House come 2021, all while prepping for the last sorties on DuckTales 2017.
@@michaelandreipalon359 I've given up on 2D television animation, just about all of it since 2015 has been Californians shoving their views down the audience's throat.
@@Zorro9129 I don't mind them much to be honest. It's the Chinese and the North Koreans I'm having problems with, what with the rip-offs (Miracle Star being one, which led to a brilliant "take that!" ep of The Amazing World of Gumball that mocked it) and the idiotic propaganda pieces (there was that North Korean animated film that... somehow made a lot of American fans, probably because the wolves there are just so awesome and cool looking; forgot the film's name, though).
@@michaelandreipalon359 squirrel and hedgehog. It’s actually a North Korean tv series dubbed in English with the 4Kids dubbers of Sonic X. Also produced in North Korea by SEK and distributed internationally by Italy’s infamous Mondo tv!
It's almost disappointing that Disney now actually has good gay representation in The Owl House because for a while it was really funny how they kept bring out a new first gay character every few months.
@@hedgehog3180 Their live action stuff is mostly disappointing, I admit. Well, good thing it's "mostly", what with a bunch of MCU films, some Star Wars stuff that isn't the "sequels", and a number of live action classics they're bringing back on Disney Plus. Still busy rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix though.
Don't you know? This is real history. Xi Jin Ping is an omniscient immortal being who was around even when Mulan lived. Yes they had video-camera's back then. Xi Jin Ping invented them when he was 2. Days old. Edit: Yay, I'm allowed to go to China again. Thank you behaviour algorithm!
It makes sense that the only thing that Kimba truly stole from Hamlet is the goddamn lion cloud. Even the Kimba manga that started the franchise in a whimper isn’t wholly original either, because it’s a mishmash of compiled film and novel parts ranging from the Tarzan books to early Mondo films like Sony’s Africa Speaks (pun intended, because Sony owns Columbia Pictures now).
@@michaelandreipalon359 After late stage capitlism we get comunist revolt, the usefull idiots who served as foot soilders get lined up and shot and everyone else but the party elite starves in the forced labor camps.
@@Sara3346 he’s a stranded North Indian brown bear in the books. Also, he’s an Asian black bear in the Soviet Mowgli film and an American black bear in the 1942 and 1994 Jungle Books. Otherwise he’s a sloth bear in most adaptations.
I can not think of anything more pointless and yes, creatively bankrupt then turning beloved and beautifully animated Disney classic films into a dull live-action remakes. Lady and the Tramp, endearing and fun originally but looked outright sinister and disturbing as a live-action movie. Disney ruins itself with this crap!
My biggest theory. They made these awful remakes, to keep copyright, to make merchandise off the same old Disney movies, and most of all to make parents watch these awful remakes and go, hey children, there are better movies than these, so lets rewatch my old favorite Disney movies now.
All of the things they make are under public domain. Yes, that includes Frozen which is just Snow Queen retold. The only original thing I THINK they come up with was Maleficent. Also they already said that they make those movies to cash out on nostalgia older fans of the original Disney adaptation have, especially The Lion King remake.
I had a friend that had an anti-lobotomy posture, but after a little lobotomy he came to his senses, so I give 102 dalmatians a solid 42.39 out of 103.06
@@michaelandreipalon359 Lol ok sure dude play revolution. Swear to god like litterally every right winger (not sayin you are one) I’ve met that hates the ccp doesn’t have the courage to do anything apart from making a shitty Winnie the Pooh joke.
"Wonderland is under a bad dictatorship by the Red Queen, as opposed to a good dictatorship from the White Queen." *Ah, yes, the floor is made out of floor.*
It looks like Disney learned nothing since they made redskin Natives in Peter Pan. *sigh* Fingers crossed, the seven-decade later live-action Disney remake will be a diamond in the rough…
In Burton's defense, he was hired on late in Alice in Wonderland's development. Disney wanted another Narnia and the story was penned by Linda Woolverton. Burton wanted a psychological coming-of-age story with certain elements of American McGee's Alice, but Disney struck that down. Also, I've heard that this was literally made so Burton could get the funding to make Frankenweenie. Basically, the movie was already made and they slapped Burton on at the last minute to make everything look interesting.
As much as I love The Emperor's New Groove, I really would love to see the Kingdom of the Sun concept to be released these days, even if it's traditionally animated.
The very concept of remaking things is a grey area for me. On one hand, if say, a video game gets remade because it was a beloved game on an old/obscure console, and the company adds enough new to it, it can be a fun ride. But what Disney says they are doing is remaking the classics for “a new generation.” For fucks sake, if I wanted my kids to see the Lion King, I’d show them the *ORIGINAL* Lion King. Its on Disney+ anyway. There is litterally no good reason why these remakes exist when I am fairly certain you can watch the original, and most likely superior, versions just as easily.
Not to mention, Maleficent, Mulan and Cruella are rated M/PG-13, so they don’t even have the “new generation” defence. (Maleficent: Mistress of Evil also was originally going be M/PG-13, but Disney wanted the movie to be more “family-friendly.”)
"I read one review that said she's bad because 'French women have an elegance and an adorable petitness' ..so now I stan Emma just to piss that guy off" I would too, godspeed you crazy diamond
Funny thing is, Sword in the Stone could easily be a great live action film and even a jumping off point for a king Arthur trilogy, possibly a "universe" though thats kinda ambitious. Though the track record for King Arthur films could mean they dodged a bullet.
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My longest video but it was pretty relaxing to make as a just had to watch films and write jokes. Not gather footage etc. Next video is probably gonna be Black 2
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Honestly I love this video already I hate Disney remakes lmao
Hamburger
I got the upload notification for this video while i was watching this
Poggies for the Black 2 video
POG
Dude, the mowgli actor also being mulan's villain was a greater plot twist than any plot twist in these remakes
Because it’s half-Chinese half-Hawaiian Jason Scott Lee.
Cristina Sponchiado I straight up heard “ it was I, Dio! “
Beautiful
My producer tag is sampled from the mowgli kid actor 😂
The emperor should have been a resurrected jaun Julio still playing bison.
I just connected the dots that this is the SAME name as the mighty Morphin red power ranger
"i'm pretty sure in china's most famous book, a dragon gets turned into a horse"
kilian officially knows more about chinese culture and literature than disney
This fact was never in question.
I still love how Dumbo was so bad it made him break character 🤣
@@Crick1952 you can hear him breaking in general after dumbo
@@Crick1952 I love part where in Aladdin has such a racist moment he flat out lost it. 26:25
Don't the dragons in Journey to the West get their shit slapped all the time?
I believe that was Journey of the West🐎🐉
"No she wasn't. She was super evil, it was great" is the most succinct criticism of Maleficent that I've ever heard.
Maleficent was an anti-villain in Kingdom Hearts, but that's another thing done better in those games than in the current Disney films.
Turns out, live action movies aren’t a great way to show an animated story. Who’d have thunk it
You mean a photorealistic CG animal can't portray the emotions and bombastic fun of animated ones? I'm shaking.
We should try it a few more times. Just in case.
Cries in Avatar the last Airbender fan
Almost like animation is the best medium to use to make expressive, colourful fantasy experiences for a movie-going audience.
Seriously though, I'm getting sick of the overuse of computer effects in order to make something magical look 'real', especially for supposedly 'living' things.
I'll defend 101 dalmatians.
The casting's good. Dogs are appropriately cute and well coordinated.
"Why did I write this? Why am I recording this?"
Why am I watching this? The same answer, crab recipes.
yes
I unironically want to see a Bollywood movie set in Oregon with Nepalese animals. I don't think it would be good, but it would at least be entertaining.
All you need is an editing software that allows you to zoom into anything in 30 angles
@@funnyswangoosething5088 lol
@@funnyswangoosething5088 and slow mo don’t forget the slow mo
nepalese animals? what is that could u tell me plsssss
I beg to differ, I think it would be fantastic
Whenever Gaston’s not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Gaston?”
Note: Gaston died on the way back to his home planet
Deadpool bangs Gaston SPOILER ALERT!
Agreed; Homer is a far better screenwriter than these hacks.
Belle! How dare you teach girls to read when gaston isn't around. where is he?
@@thiswasnoboakingaccident6368 quality schmality if i were disney id run my movies into the ground....... Oh wait
The Mowgli actor being the Mulan villain is like the most perfect thing ever.
Jason Scott Lee.
I can't believe it came full circle in this video, whether unintentionally or not.
mind blown
They’re trying to rival the Pixar universe
Oohh!
"Especially the Kim Possible movie."
I always forget that movie exists, and yet here's Kilian reminding me, like a therapist bringing up bad memories.
I can still hear the screams.
Me too. I'm always like "There was a Kim Possible live action film?" No matter how often it is mentioned my memory won't register it.
They even talked about it in the cartoon.
“I can still hear the screams, papa!”
A car crash I never watched, and will never watch
At least it's not Shark Boy and Lava Girl reboot
And here we see the wild Killian Experience emerging from his den. He makes a video, uploads it and leaves. Ah, the majestic Killian
Did you mean crack den?
Red Pandas truly are incredible
Ki L ian! My name is Kilian too and I hate it, when someone writes it with two t's ;D
_The wild Male often makes crude dishes of crab cooked in Pepsi to attract the female out from her cave._
Cybershell mômëñt
Honestly Tom Hardy being in Ancient China for no reason at all would’ve at least made the movie slightly interesting.
He could have been made as a more stoic and serious Mushu in many ways.
Soon
-Hungary
So, Matt Damon wasn't enough?
@@michaelandreipalon359 he could probably pull off a silly mushu too.
Wasn't there a movie about the Great Wall of China and Matt Damon was in it for no reason?
“They couldn’t even cast an asian bear.” That cracked me up.
"Beauty and the Alpha (M/F)"
Don't think you could sneak that one by me, Mr. Experience
I'm 12 what is this?
I'm 13 what is this?
I’m 21 what’s this?
I’m 842, what is this?
I'm an ageless being, what is this?
"Oh, I'm sorry"
"Sorry for what? our daddy thaught us..." I would have NEVER expected a Red Panda saying this
I was expecting him to say "Sorry for party rocking"
No the beast said that
Never thought he was THIS cultured
@Inept Robot wha
20:31 :)
"Dad dies for unspecified Disney reasons" - this line was pure gold.
until this moment i did not realise there was anything other than the Mandalorian on Disney +
What do you mean? There isn’t.
yeah, there isnt
Welcome to the mandalorian Channel, where you can watch the mandalorion.
Why are you even paying for Mandalorian? It’s free online right away
@@VulturePilot who said i pay for Mandalorian : )
The biggest problem with remaking a cartoon is you're much more limited in terms of character design, movement, facial expressions, colours, shapes, clothes, tasks they can accomplish and pysics. These remakes are only popular because of two things: nostalgia and because Disney is telling you to be excited. I bet my kidney that at least half of these would flop if there weren't built on already established names.
This. Absolutely this, coming from an animation fan.
they are popular?
@@Te3time Of course. Ever wonder why Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, and Disney Channel are trending this year?
Phineas & Ferb: Candace Against the Universe, Adventure Time Distant Lands, Avatar: The Last Airbender reruns, and The Owl House respectively are among the most important trends when it comes to the well deserved return of animation in the whole mainstream.
Moral of the story: Kilian has a thing for female villains.
Who doesn't.
@@The_child-catcher I mean they're scary and evil sure, but most of the time they're tall and have lots of power. That's nice.
@@sunfl0wer_988 look no further than tall, goth, vampire lady from re8 that's taking the internet by storm right now.
@@The_child-catcher I mean yeah sure, she do be kinda bad tho but in my eyes (and taste) I'm kinda into the non-human kind of women. That's all.
@@sunfl0wer_988 then you'll probably like her inevitable monster transformation when you have to fight her. Truly a woman with something for everyone.
The only thing I learned from this video is that Kilian has a thing for bratty bad girls with strong cheekbones.
Must be his type lately.
Bruh, who doesn't
And Gaston.... So your description still checks out 8D
Imagine having a world-class animation studio but rather than create something original with it you hire 3D actors for a substandard live-action flick. This is why Don Bluth should have overturned Disney.
Shame he might have gotten overblown for a bit.
Titan A.E. is super underrated, period.
Not even a substandard flick! A flick you’ve ALREADY MADE BETTER WITH ANIMATION
Well they admitted in "The making of The Lion King(2019)" that it was alllll done just for nostalgia points. Dude constantly says stuff like "You hear the music and like you are back to your childhood" and sh it. They know old fans of the original will watch it because "nostalgia" and praise it because it has "nostalgic" songs and "nostalgic" characters. They couldn't care less about making something new and original anymore.
Except Disney is a massive corporation that just does both, as well as making nature documentaries and cooking shows and sitcoms for teens and sitcoms for adults and live sports and and they were doing all that BEFORE they bought Star Wars, Marvel, and Fox.
It is helpful to look at reality. And in reality they have a world-class animation studio and is using it to put out fare like Frozen 2 and Encanto (highly successful and popular among the target audience), and also live action CGI monstrosities that still rake in some cash (for now) - but what you've got to understand is that it doesn't matter if Uncanny Valley Lion King is bad or even if it loses a bit of money. Disney has been convinced for a couple decades now that that is a small price to pay in return for keeping the idea of "Lion King" in your mind. The point of Disney is not to make movies, hasn't been for decades. The point of Disney is to make/own IP that you care about to the point that you will go to the part of the business where they actually make the profits that matter - the theme parks.
@@Nekoszowa Um, yeah. The point is to get people to remember how much they love The Lion King in the same way the point of new Star Wars isn't to be good or even to be new Star Wars, but first and foremost to remind you that Star Wars exists and you like Star Wars, even if you don't like *this* Star Wars. Because that gets you to the parks and buying merchandise (if not for you, then for your kids). Disney thinks long term these days and is happy to wait for returns on generational investment.
"Why would he do something like this? - Because he's french. Oh yeah!" - killed me
The best French fairytale is the Hunchback of Norte Dame, and even the people that hate the Disney film praises the Broadway musical as the best Broadway musical from Disney.
Can’t wait for Disney’s remake of Kilian Experience in 2040 to cash in on our nostalgia...
He's too controversial, they would never do it
@@kingofcrap4414 *Replace him with a female actor who don't need no man and all that controversy shall melt away.*
@@kingofcrap4414 you call it controversial I call it based af
@@thegeneraljohn2895 That's the equivalent of pulling a tooth, jamming an incompatible one in, and sticking it with duct tape.
If nothing else, the outrage would be ruminating from the film itsef rather than the audience.
@@MatthewCobalt It's more along the lines of the equivalent to taking a book, ripping out all the pages, and then putting in a carved stone tablet between the binds stuck down with staples.
"All Disney remakes are bad- hear me out"
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*
And Sally Struthers wolfs down another hundred carbs.
Yeah, the floor is made out of floor
"Chi is when you can do cool stuff and talk during fighting"
In other words, Almost every Anime fight scene
Whelp, Chi-Chi (post-DBZ Dragonball) in Modern Mulan confirmed!
"Yes, like every country, we like locally-made films"
Hello, I am Canadian, all of our film people go to the US.
Are you referring to Cree Summer and Tara Strong as well?
You can have them back once we've wrung the entertainment out of them and left them as hallow husks... like we do with everything we import.
Canada is basically just a part of the US that's in denial about it and has universal healthcare.
@@everynametaken That's too harsh and pro-USA of an assumption.
@@michaelandreipalon359 It was a joke.
“You think the charming Basil just couldn’t find a wife.”
LMFAO
he speaks the truth
In the Norwegian version He§s voiced by Kute Riasn too. *Swoon*
I'm a little disappointed he didn't use a clip of the part where Basil is completely ignoring the lady mouse trying to give him a lap dance.
@@erraticonteuse turns out i dont remember much about that movie, huh
My mind is a mess. Even when I was a kid, I always shipped him with Olivia.
“I do not like to repeat successes. I like to go on to other things” -Walt Disney
He is rolling in his grave from now on.
right that's why he turned to fairy tales whenever he was desperate. loser
@@latrolettteeeeeee wow a big boy are you
Man, even the crazy guy who started the money mouse company had one decent rule.
They're not repeating successes. They're turning them into failures.
"Wasting state resources to prove a point was the height of realism." I was not prepared for this gold. Trying to kill people with your hot takes here?
"Dad dies from unexpected Disney reasons"
Brilliant!
Officially, his ship was sunk in a storm.
Unofficially, he was trying to create another Multiversal Crisis, and we, having recently encountered some Calamity Events (for more, see the pages on Gravity Falls, Echo Creek, and Prospero), didn't want that.
@@michaelandreipalon359 what the fuck
He got sick and told his friend to give Ella the first leave (I guess) wich he stepped on
Re Cruella de Ville: if I recall the book correctly, she is heavily implied to be a demon incarnate. So the Satanist family background is kind of canonical, not only head canon!
her ancestor was rumored to be a demon
Well, her parents are possibly raised in two competing cults, which kind of helps.
“Wasting state resources to prove a point is the height of realism”
I’m in conniptions. Absolutely hilarious.
“The Dutch already get so much hate for not being able to play villains.”
*Sir Rutger Hauer enters the chat*
RIP Rutger Hauer.
I was looking for this comment
I remember him from way back in Ladyhawke
There's only two things I hate. People who stereotype other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
@@turbovirgin_ Why the Hollanders?
Imagine Jasmine becoming a sultan and taking in all of those princes as concubines.
I'd watch that.
That will go very wrong for multiple reasons but it might work
She would be allowed to become Sultan, but she wouldn't be allowed to have multiple concubines.
Okay but same. I'd watch it XD
She made the first femboy hooters
Just go to a pride parade
"The rant videos can feed a 100 RUclipsrs"
wait a mi- Ok yea sure. Fair enough
We must make sure this NEVER HAPPENS!!! This would lead to more live-action remakes in the form of Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Amphibia, and The Owl House!
Glenn Close as Cruella was the single best decision ever made by Disney
Also, she played Kala in the Disney Tarzan films.
@@SlapstickGenius23 Yep, I can confirm that she voiced her in the two movies.
She also dubbed Jane in Greystoke.
The Disney remakes feel like a politician trying to convince people that they’re a good person in the most fumbled way possible
Reminds me of other typical bad live-action remakes like Bayformers for the anti-wokes by making women bitchy SJW sex-objects (Mikaela Banes and Carly Spencer) and men even worse by being nothing but murderers who beat up, gaslight, give fake apologies to and stand them up (re: Sam Witwicky be Optimus Prime, no wonder the BF versions’ girlfriends left them for good).
@@kieranstark7213 anti sjw? We are not in 2010's anymore. Nowadays it's woke vs anti woke
Thx
I did like how the Hatter just pulled out a claymore and started killing people. Very in character for a madman.
Reminds me of the Claymore manga volumes at the Panmure library of Auckland.
@@SlapstickGenius23 , I’d much rather buy and read through the entire Claymore manga box set than watching films/tv shows, playing video games, and reading stories with strong independent women in it.
Guys help Disney bought my family
COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU...
I'm sorry....I'm afraid it's too late.
Cant wait for the new series "The Thiccs"
With current copyright laws, you should be able to see them again in 175 years.
Wait when your family gets onto DVD and Blu Ray
When Killian's Cruella Deville backstory is way better than the actual prequel one
That crow joke was not just next level, but the next couple levels. Brilliant, historically-based non-sequitur crossed with misdirection, and I laughed hard. One of my new favorite Kilian jokes!
I love how with almost any other RUclipsr, that would’ve been the greatest joke they’ve ever made, but with Kilian it’s only like top 10-5. Just goes to show the quality of his writing
That joke is on so many levels that I'm actually quite afraid I got most of them
I had to pause the video! There are tears! This broke me. 'Crows are important to Japanese mythology so they might be offensive when the Emperor takes over,' is the funniest take on Dumbo not aging well I've ever heard!
"No one wanted to cut off Jasmine's hand. I guess they wanted to remove harmful stereotypes...and then Prince Anders from Skanland shows up! Guy Richtie WTF?!"
LMFAO
Lmfao indeed!
Apparently Disney also thought that Prince Anders just needed his own spinoff. Any creative answer why is beyond me.
“Especially the Kim possible movie”
Ok, too far.
*sighs* Burn it with no traces, people.
Hmmm...
Just a reminder that all 6 critics that rated it on Rotten Tomatoes gave it 100%
@@ChimeraMK ...OK, where do those six "critics" live?
@@michaelandreipalon359 Let's see, a guy from CNN (why? I dunno),
some chick from polygon,
a youtube video that only has a thousand views,
Paste Magazine,
Common Sense Media
and this woman with her own website called "Solzy at the movies".
I didn't read any of their full reviews because I don't feel like giving traffic to those sites.
Honestly, Anna Kendrick can't sing musical theatre, but her pop voice would have been better than Watson's autotune. I would pay good money to see Kendrick Lamar as Belle. That is the disney remake we all deserve.
I donno. I have no reason to belive that Emma Watson is that bad a singer really. I really think just calming down the use of the Autotune would have been so much better.
You should check out Sideways' video on this. She definately did not come with the prepackaged skills, but they did really let Emma Watson down in the way they produced the film.
Emma Watson can actually sing though. She’s no professional. She doesn’t have a super beautiful or strong voice. But Disney decided to auto tune the heck out of her for some reason and make her sound worse than she really is.
You should express yourself more respectful about others I think
Right! Emma was 100 percent computer voice! EW🤢🤢🤢
“They couldn’t even cast an Indian bear!” This almost kills me every time.
Asiatic Black Bears live in the north of India, while Sloth Bears live in the rest of India.
10:42 I live in Sweden my name is Stefan and i am a teacher in social studies... Wtf Kilian how did you know.
“In the original French version she forgives her family”
Me (who knows the like original original): by the gods that is not forgiveness
@Neocon4life Neolib4life Wait... did the version where horrible things happen come after the french one or before? I'm confused now.
@Neocon4life Neolib4life Yeah I was referring to the German Version.
How about the ancient Chinese equivalent of Cinderella? The stepmother and stepdaughters stayed on their cave home despite the Cinderella character wanting them to join her out of pity, but as the story's epilogue shows, they were killed when an earthquake collapsed their cave home.
@@michaelandreipalon359 I never read the Chinese equivalent. What's it called? I want to check it out since I like Fairy Tales.
@@Zulk_RS "Ye Xian". Go try it, it's actually a good story despite coming from rip-off crazy China.
Not gonna lie, if there is a Cruella origin story, I also want the cultist parents theory to be canon
The author of the book and its lesser known sequel might actually have said that Cruella belonged to a cult that may be similar to the awful Jehovah’s witnesses one.
Sadly, it is not. But who cares.
I lost it when you called Hugh Laurie “Professional American”
“ feed my man Cheetos, damn”
“ Do you think scar likes hyena booty? Why did I write that?”
“Shego was fine! Bonnie was also fine! Kim was the worst, ruined everything.”
What a bunch of great quotes
Shego is beyond fine, that low-IQ red raccoon.
"This is terrible. Watch it." ... "Christopher Robin; _that's not_ a _remake! _ Kim Possible;_ *there we go!"* "I had all the real channels because my parents _loved_ me..." :-D
My dude, you are freaking *Hilarious.* I love it! I want Disney to make more remakes _just_ so you can comment on them!
What about the best Disney princess, Kronk! His movie was great.... :(
Didn't like the sequel, but the first film's a gem.
Kronk is the best Disney character overall.
@@teawizard374 Some Disney movie and cartoon show characters would beg to differ...
@@michaelandreipalon359
They can beg all they like, but it won't make any difference.
Not even the chinese government liked Disney chinese propaganda.
Ironic.
Still, both deserve those just desserts, those Commies and executive bastards.
It's because they will never forgive a company who markets Winnie the Pooh.
@@saintfighteraqua dam i forgot about that
It is a very central idea of communism that all people are born the same and are of equal value. No lords, no kings, no masters and so on. China very much likes to pretend its still egalitarian.
Then Disney retold an old Chinese Legend to make it about a girl who is awesome with no effort because she has been born with the superior hero genes.
Big brain move right there.
@@danielschroedinger2090 It’s not as ideological as that. A lot of Chinese ppl hated the movie because it did a terrible job representing ancient Chinese culture, and it tries to poorly duplicate unrealistic but still artistic Chinese/HK-style action. Like compare the movie with Hero, the 2002 movie. Also, I think the film’s choppy editing is universally hated.
"All Disney remakes are bad" - you had me at the first half of the sentence, no need to justify yourself.
"Alice being chased by Malaysians"
As a confused Malaysian : What.
I wasn't sure if i heard it right.
Well, as a French person i got triggered as well, but at least i understand the reason :p
Ayy from indonesia
@@anakiap.w1673 dude don't take this the wrong way, several years back I had the privilege to work with two indonesian ladies that came to Malaysia for internship. Goddamn your country has some gorgeous women
@@vikeneswarannedunchezhiyan6332 what i just greeted you?
I mean, that's literally what happens. She's being chased by Malay pirates on her way back to Britain from Hong Kong
Idk, it's almost like shutting down the creative dynamo (their animation department) that powered their empire to dominant status caused catastrophic brain drain that has had to be compensated for by buying out independent studios and IP's every couple of years.
Accurate as F.
"All Disney films are bad, hear me out"
Why say that when everyone agrees with you anyway?
"BeCAuSE He iS a wHItE mAN"
-woke people
Normal Studios: We are going back to traditional style animation
Disney: Live action make line on chart go up
At least Disney's Television Animation Studio is giving us a lot of good stuff lately.
Waiting for Amphibia and The Owl House come 2021, all while prepping for the last sorties on DuckTales 2017.
@@michaelandreipalon359 I've given up on 2D television animation, just about all of it since 2015 has been Californians shoving their views down the audience's throat.
@@Zorro9129 I don't mind them much to be honest.
It's the Chinese and the North Koreans I'm having problems with, what with the rip-offs (Miracle Star being one, which led to a brilliant "take that!" ep of The Amazing World of Gumball that mocked it) and the idiotic propaganda pieces (there was that North Korean animated film that... somehow made a lot of American fans, probably because the wolves there are just so awesome and cool looking; forgot the film's name, though).
@@Zorro9129 disney's rapunzel cartoon is suprisingly decent i don't know how
@@michaelandreipalon359 squirrel and hedgehog. It’s actually a North Korean tv series dubbed in English with the 4Kids dubbers of Sonic X. Also produced in North Korea by SEK and distributed internationally by Italy’s infamous Mondo tv!
I am both stunned and honored to learn that Kilian is aware of the existence of Oregon.
He knows more about United States geography than most Americans
The Red panda is my favorite Disney princess.
Mine's animated Gaston
I loved the 101 Dalmatians remake, but the only scenes I remember are the ones with Cruela in it. I think I just loved how great she was.
Same. The cake scene is still stuck in my mind.
@@michaelandreipalon359 I know it's from the second one but I literally only remember the cake scene
@@una_10bananas Understandable.
Yeah, I was young enough that it was really fun for me
I actually like the live-action 101 Dalmatians movie from 1996 more than the animated movie from 1991.
you know its really bad when even killian breaks character
“I have no proof but I won’t accept any other opinions”
Tell me that doesn’t describe politicians and people these days.
"Nope, You're wrong, nitpicking and biased, I win bye bye"
yeah sure buddy, learn actual debate next time lol
@@dumb_h0e622 yo mama in a nutshell
@@JoelJernbergPalm nope you’re wrong, nitpicking and biased, I win goodbye
It doesn't, it describes most people, and people always.
God the “Gay Representation” gag got me good XD.
As a fan of Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and The Owl House, I'm kinda laughing.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Hey, kid, you wanna get fused?
It's almost disappointing that Disney now actually has good gay representation in The Owl House because for a while it was really funny how they kept bring out a new first gay character every few months.
@@hedgehog3180 Their live action stuff is mostly disappointing, I admit.
Well, good thing it's "mostly", what with a bunch of MCU films, some Star Wars stuff that isn't the "sequels", and a number of live action classics they're bringing back on Disney Plus. Still busy rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix though.
"Beauty and the Alpha, M/F" made me lose it
MatPat in his next video : " And that's the MatPat experience "
The grudge war escalates...
32:45 How did they manage to get Xi Jinping to star in their movie
CCP and money.
Can't wait for the Disney remake of Xi Jingping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for a New Era.
They called his friend tigger
Don't you know? This is real history. Xi Jin Ping is an omniscient immortal being who was around even when Mulan lived. Yes they had video-camera's back then. Xi Jin Ping invented them when he was 2. Days old.
Edit: Yay, I'm allowed to go to China again. Thank you behaviour algorithm!
I love how he explained the problems with the "Kimba ripoff" thing with Hamlet instead
It makes sense that the only thing that Kimba truly stole from Hamlet is the goddamn lion cloud.
Even the Kimba manga that started the franchise in a whimper isn’t wholly original either, because it’s a mishmash of compiled film and novel parts ranging from the Tarzan books to early Mondo films like Sony’s Africa Speaks (pun intended, because Sony owns Columbia Pictures now).
"And then Prins Anders från Skåne shows up"
Perfection
I didn't believe him until the credits rolled.
I don't even.
Nice
@Johan Jacobs Go ahead, we don't want it
@Johan Jacobs We'll take it!
- Norway
I can’t understand why she said no
@Johan Jacobs no, Jan Mayen is cool compared to Skåne
I think we should call the recent live action remake era "The Late Stage" era.
Explain please?
It's Disney's CN Real era.
@@michaelandreipalon359 A riff on the term late stage capitalism.
@@AlbinoAxolotl1993 OK then.
What happens after this stage?
@@michaelandreipalon359 After late stage capitlism we get comunist revolt, the usefull idiots who served as foot soilders get lined up and shot and everyone else but the party elite starves in the forced labor camps.
I liked the Cinderella one. It came before the money train really got rolling and somehow feels more genuine.
"they couldn't even cast an indian bear"
i
@@SlapstickGenius23 I always thought he was supposed to be a sloth bear though?
@@Sara3346 he’s a stranded North Indian brown bear in the books. Also, he’s an Asian black bear in the Soviet Mowgli film and an American black bear in the 1942 and 1994 Jungle Books.
Otherwise he’s a sloth bear in most adaptations.
@@Sara3346 if he's so slothful how did he get from Canada to India
@@chu_Bo The 2016 Baloo is CGI animated. The 1994 Baloo was a real bear.
@@SlapstickGenius23 thanks for the reference
Sloth bear
Cinnamon bear
Google we go!
XD
I can not think of anything more pointless and yes, creatively bankrupt then turning beloved and beautifully animated Disney classic films into a dull live-action remakes. Lady and the Tramp, endearing and fun originally but looked outright sinister and disturbing as a live-action movie. Disney ruins itself with this crap!
I'd argue the Jungke Book 2016 is the rare case of the remake being better than the animated original and Pete's Dragon isnt that bad.
My biggest theory. They made these awful remakes, to keep copyright, to make merchandise off the same old Disney movies, and most of all to make parents watch these awful remakes and go, hey children, there are better movies than these, so lets rewatch my old favorite Disney movies now.
What copyright? I thought most of their animated fairytales are based off works in the public domain?
All of the things they make are under public domain. Yes, that includes Frozen which is just Snow Queen retold. The only original thing I THINK they come up with was Maleficent.
Also they already said that they make those movies to cash out on nostalgia older fans of the original Disney adaptation have, especially The Lion King remake.
31:23 That Kimba "wa wa waa" song in the background really broke me
This gave me PTSD O_o
Damn, this is a lot of quality content at once
Truly a blessing
"I'm sorry"
"Sorry for what ?"
I see you're a man of culture.
I had a friend that had an anti-lobotomy posture, but after a little lobotomy he came to his senses, so I give 102 dalmatians a solid 42.39 out of 103.06
I did not expect to see a Yosafire Profile pic in 2020.
@@Zulk_RS I can't change it, I've tried a lot of times
@@10Adragon Oh... RIP. On the bright side, it's a okay Profile Pic.
Mulan: empowers girls
Mulan remake: empowers a communist regime
And disappoints it in a unironically humorous way.
Let's hope someone makes a highly successful anti-Communist Chinese animated series one day, BTW.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Not as long as companies continue accepting bribes from CCP.
@@lolwalullalullol912 Then we'll make matters into our own hands, even if said hands might become dirty in the process.
@@michaelandreipalon359
Lol ok sure dude play revolution. Swear to god like litterally every right winger (not sayin you are one) I’ve met that hates the ccp doesn’t have the courage to do anything apart from making a shitty Winnie the Pooh joke.
@@phoenixchase9271 He is winnie the pooh though
They just have no soul. They’re strictly made to capitalize on already established fanbases, and it shows.
26:30
"I have never been this offended before in my entire life!"
You can literally tell he has the biggest smile on his face right now
I blame Alice in Wonderland making a billion $ for all this trend.
I remember in high, Jonny depp was the big crush cause of that and pirates
@Nakor Z simp ?
Sounds like a conspiracy theory from far down the rabbit hole!
@Nakor Z the only thing you come to watch is a hot actress ,nothing else is quite simpy ,should have come to watch johnny depp act
@Nakor Z well then , go watch Made in abyss , it's a good show
"Wonderland is under a bad dictatorship by the Red Queen, as opposed to a good dictatorship from the White Queen."
*Ah, yes, the floor is made out of floor.*
It looks like Disney learned nothing since they made redskin Natives in Peter Pan.
*sigh* Fingers crossed, the seven-decade later live-action Disney remake will be a diamond in the rough…
"hear me out"
No need, I agree
EDIT: KILLIAN PLAYED ME LIKE A FIDDLE
15:11 "Your stepmother sends her regards."
In Burton's defense, he was hired on late in Alice in Wonderland's development. Disney wanted another Narnia and the story was penned by Linda Woolverton. Burton wanted a psychological coming-of-age story with certain elements of American McGee's Alice, but Disney struck that down. Also, I've heard that this was literally made so Burton could get the funding to make Frankenweenie. Basically, the movie was already made and they slapped Burton on at the last minute to make everything look interesting.
I agree a remake of the Emperor's New Groove would be awful.
They'd just change it to the original Kingdom of the Sun concept that the movie was.
Also, a Robin Hood the Fox remake would be pretty bad.
As much as I love The Emperor's New Groove, I really would love to see the Kingdom of the Sun concept to be released these days, even if it's traditionally animated.
You also know for a fact they'd change Kronk to being basically what Chris Hemsworth was in Ghostbusters.
@@Winasaurus Uggh, please no.
You see Disney had a really great idea with the live-action Mulan remake: filming it on a literal concentration camp for some reason
😡🥵
"Should've wished for superhuman strength."
He did! Part of being a prince was becoming strong as ten regular men.
should've made himself strong as 11 regular men
I'm sorry are we going to just gloss over that apparently "Zombie Hamlet" exists according to imdb? You can't hide that from us, Killian.
Yeah, I saw that way before this vid showed up.
"Alice is being chased by Malaysians"
What are you inhaling my dude I would like some of that good shit as well
The very concept of remaking things is a grey area for me. On one hand, if say, a video game gets remade because it was a beloved game on an old/obscure console, and the company adds enough new to it, it can be a fun ride.
But what Disney says they are doing is remaking the classics for “a new generation.” For fucks sake, if I wanted my kids to see the Lion King, I’d show them the *ORIGINAL* Lion King. Its on Disney+ anyway. There is litterally no good reason why these remakes exist when I am fairly certain you can watch the original, and most likely superior, versions just as easily.
Not to mention, Maleficent, Mulan and Cruella are rated M/PG-13, so they don’t even have the “new generation” defence. (Maleficent: Mistress of Evil also was originally going be M/PG-13, but Disney wanted the movie to be more “family-friendly.”)
Can’t even argue, Those cheekbones are something fierce.
Glad to see respect given to the DJ Kahled version of "Friend like Me", the only good thing to come out of these.
The actual state of our reality
"I read one review that said she's bad because 'French women have an elegance and an adorable petitness' ..so now I stan Emma just to piss that guy off"
I would too, godspeed you crazy diamond
"If she would make a good Sultan she would gather a group of advisors and make them a load of promises"
*spits out tea*
4:43 “I have no proof, but I don’t take different opinions.” Flat earthers in a nutshell
Funny thing is, Sword in the Stone could easily be a great live action film and even a jumping off point for a king Arthur trilogy, possibly a "universe" though thats kinda ambitious. Though the track record for King Arthur films could mean they dodged a bullet.
That would require said movie to be something more than a remake, though. Which we all know Disney is incapable of doing.
“She cries a bunch, but who cares?” Total Chad.