The Entire History Of Film or Close Enough
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- The entire history of film or at least stuff I like and did not forget. Here I will share random facts from the silent era to streaming services. I will also rank the best films for every decade. Sorry to disappoint you but you might actually learn something. To make this I had to watch hundreds of movies. I actually can’t stand films now. This took to much work so now I only want to make short videos.
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4:33 1910
8:50 1920
14:23 1930
19:36 1940
25:39 1950
30:26 1960
35:32 1970
39:08 1980
42:47 1990
46:30 2000
55:55 Bout Now
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Like with the Music video here you can complain about everything I have forgotten www.reddit.com/r/kilian/comments/rt1l1u/how_could_kilian_forget_film_edition/?
Your mum
wait did the anti trust act get repealed here how can a swedish comedy genius know more government facts about our flawed democracy?
you didnt mention The Princess Bride which is my personal favorite but whatever i guess
49:30 someone plays the best game in existence :p
Ah yes, a forum in which I can complain about the complete lack of lemons.
Thank you kilian for being brave enough to teach the true history of film, and not that fake stuff made up by big movie executives
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on RUclips. I already make a lot of money on RUclips. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, vo
@@AxxLAfriku F-tier bait
@@thewishingpig that guy's channel name might as well be "F-Tier Bait"
Didn't know they "teach 'history'".
4 years of film school wasted. All I needed was this masterpiece.
Also, props for bringing up City of God. Love that movie.
It's interesting how Kilian-the-content-creator has to put so much research into these videos when one of the central jokes of Kilian-the-character is that he's absurdly unreliable.
Exactly!
Kilian the character? What character? Are you implying he’s not a red panda? I think you might be confusing him with his android.
In order to be this wrong one has to extensively know what they're talking about
@@shinydino I am not a spy for the manatees
Ok now that I got that out of the way
Killian is not a red panda he is a robot clone of his creator who is a scholar and a engineer
His android was sent to watch him as this is all a test
This is why his channel name is "Killian *Experience*"
Anyways manatees shall rule
-sir Isacc III a perfectly normal "human"
@@studiooftheoldwind137 You’ll never get away with your manatee tricks!
When I learned that Donald Duck wasn't the face of Disney outside of Northern Europe it was a damn culture shock. It's seriously ride or die with Donald Duck here.
People who say that Mickey Mouse is better than Donald Duck here in the Netherlands will get deported to Belgium
@@daanwillemsen223 no. Not Belgium!
I remember reading about it once, that when German translator Erika Fuchs first started localizing Donald Duck comics, she did so with a lot of subtle literary allusions and added wit and characterization, and her version of it is what ultimately influenced the rest of his portrayal in Europe. So he got more popular there because he effectively was written as a different character from early on, one a bit more nuanced and in tune with local cultural touches. So the European Donald Duck is quite different from the American one, who - as an American - I imagine most Americans would describe as just "an angry duck." His associated characters like Scrooge McDuck and his nephews are the interesting ones here, and Donald more of just a straight man conduit for those characters
I grant though I'm not much into Disney stuff so maybe hardcore American Disney folks have strong different opinions on Donald but as a casually aware American that's my take on him
@@daanwillemsen223 you get deported back to the Netherlands for thinking Heineken is beer tho.
@@MrBelgianJunglist Heineken is no beer. It's acid with a nice label
Did you know that Shrek was originally written by Alfred Hitchcock but he couldn't film it because of limitations of his time. This is because Tony always learns from his mistakes
Glad to know I'm not the only one driven mad by those videos.
I heard Martin Scorsese stole the script from Hitchcock but got caught when a clockwork Robocop named Mr. Orange sold him out after the heist so he hid the script up his ass for five long years and then escaped prison by crawling through five football fields of shit and emerging clean on the other side
Man this made me so upset on a deeeeep level lool
I just became your 1000th like
@@comradestalin1109 *We* just became your 1000th like
"You wont regret watching it, but you'll never watch it again"
I have never heard 2001 summed up so perfectly.
Eh. I would probably rather live through 2001 like ten times over than any of the years they’re shitting out now. I mean, it was bad, but not 2020 bad.
Idk man, it's a very rewatchable film if you ask me.extremely rewarding to sink time into and just one of the best pieces of science fiction ever
i dunno i've watched it multiple times
Me who has watched it many, many times...
"British men can't go around the world randomly killing people. It's not a couple of years ago."
Best joke of the video
It’s kiling.
Is that Euro news?
Edit: Oh, James Bond?
Edit 2: Or Covid?
@@gigastrike2 British Imperialism
@@nessesaryschoolthing Oh, that's a little more than a few years ago.
@@gigastrike2 _good thing we're talking about history where a few years ago to some could be a hundred to us_
I like that Kilian manages to make Video Essays entertaining by making them be told from the perspective of an unreliable asshole, really makes you actually have to think about the content instead of absorbing it
Nicely worded
«An unreliable asshole», a tid bit harsh, but not really wrong either.😂
"Unreliable asshole"
This is why I love him.
What an excellent way to both start and end the year. Pop off King Kilian
It's Kilian.
@@Jotari oh my god I spelt his name with one extra L what will I do?!?!?
@@devzy793 I'm not sure. It's a major fuck up on your part. You'll have to kill at least 28 manatees to wash yourself of the sin.
@@devzy793 I'm not sure but I sent the death squad. How dare you offend the King.
@@Jotari it is done.
I like how the 'seductive women' theme isn't just generic dramatic music, but the 'mantis lords' theme in particular.
Seductive _and_ deadly.
Good thing it wasn't flukemarm, or the viewers would have lost all control
@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos Whoever on the team thought to describe her as "alluring" is either a massive troll or is into some *weird* shit
YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
@@malachiatkinson7245 team cherry are aussies, so probably the latter
So I was curious as to what happened in early 2020 that caused people to stop going to theaters, so I looked up a timeline, and best I can tell the answer is Sonic the Hedgehog.
I'm going to pretend you're a time traveler from the year of 2120. And yes, it was most certainly Sonic's fault.
@@starcraft2own pretend? he is
Sonic??? Did you guys ever watch Cats???
yes, you're correct, it was the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. It was so incredibly good, that the entire world decided to stop going to the cinemas, because no other movie could ever reach this level of quality anyway
@@captainzuper2506 the sonic movie is suprisingly really good and that's incredibly disturbing to me
I think the next logical step is the whole history of literature.
The first book ever: the bible
Second book ever: James and the giant peach
Or the whole history of TV
It will end with Kilian agreeing with *insert despot* and say "Screw this, just burn it all"
"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...I've already covered this in my Pokemon video" might be the most succint description of Kilian's insanely unique video style
It's a repeated joke, but I think I like it better than the "I've already covered Mozart in my Pokemon video".
The part of it that makes it even better is that he's made several pokemon videos.
Which pokémon video was that?
@@DarthMolgy i would also like to know which pokemon video it was
@@DarthMolgy THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW THIS IS BOTHERING ME SO MUCH I THINK KILLIAN IS JUST FUCKING WITH US
Charlie Chaplain groomed minors? He really was a true Hollywood classic.
In 20 years, you will do "The Entire History of RUclips or Close Enough", and you will gloss over yourself for laughs.
"Kilian, wasn't there one Swedish RUclipsr with 100,000,000 subscribers who had a big influence on RUclips in the first quarter of the 21st century? One known for his fabulous hair and his sick roasts?"
"Why, you're right, PewDiePie did exist."
"No, we mean the one who predicted the Manat-"
*"MOVING ON!"*
The Soviets could create Soviet Montage Theory, but couldn't prevent themselves from being destroyed by a montage in Rocky IV. Ironic.
I didn’t think it was possible to top The Entire History of Music, but that’s just the Killian Experience
It's Kilian.
You missed what I would consider the most Human™ thing in the history of cinema. After the invention of the cinematograph in 1895, a movie came out in 1896, litterally one year later, called "Le coucher de la mariée" (Bedtime for the bride).
And it's porn.
It took mankind exactly ONE YEAR to use cinema to make porn.
If that's not typically human, I don't know what is.
I'm amazed by that fun fact!
I am so proud to be a part of the human race. We exercised the greatest restraint to be ever exhibited by our species to make it to that 1 year mark.
To be fair, none of the actors are nude. But also only 2 out of the (estimated) 7 minutes of the film survived, because it was lost then found a century after it was made.
@@jamespetitious1311 The film got damaged because projectionists kept getting... excited over it, so when they found the film reels a century after they were still stuck together...
I cannot get over how funny these scripts are, seriously didn’t stop smiling and snickering.
Please dont overshare your personal problems on here
Please don’t overshare your personal problems on here
Please overshare your personal problems on here
Please your personal problems on here
Please personal problems here
Honestly I'm just disappointed in Kilian these days. It just seems like less and less effort goes into his videos. How do you have the nerve to make "the complete history of film" and yet completely gloss over about 99% of film history? Some of the most important films of all time were completely absent. I guess I can only hope that he cleans up his act in 2022 and re-releases this video to address the unforgivable omission of Shrek 2.
The entire industry has been a collective hallucination by the population of the earth, as the cinema is claimed to be invented by "French" people, even though everyone knows that France is a fictional country.
That's what the beings of light from the Medimarinean land want you to believe while they are busy unravelling the laws of everything and beyond to take control of existence itself.
@@dodorus966 ok if french isn't real why come is there french fires LOL!
@@Bro1223-c2e Simple. The "french" in french fries alludes to the fact that if these so called "Frenchies" existed, we would boil them alive in oil.
@Shia Lebeouf: Life Coach What is Spain ?
I'm more impressed than anything, honestly. I saw the video length and I was like: "There's no way Killian can talk about one thing for an entire hour and keep it consistently funny." An hour later and I was still laughing by the 2010s segment. 10/10; who knew all we needed to surpass Orson Wells was a red panda in a hat. Would wait several months for a video again.
Kilian sings sabaton, talks about godzilla and spagetti westerns. This is the biggest masterpiece to have ever been made.
The bit about Plato's cave allegory and "would they not say, why are you bringing politics into our shadow theater?" is legitimately pretty fucking brilliant. That's a good bit.
wow, good job Killian I didn't expect you to cover that obscure film but you did; amazing, without it this comprehensive history list wouldn't have been complete!
It's Kilian.
"The Europeans made one teen comedy" "Das Boot" Im so fucking done right now
The Second Watch Officer makes that whole movie a comedy
You forgot the Ugandan classic "Who killed captain Alex?" Please remake the video with this glaring oversight remedied.
"Good job, Disney. It looks slightly less fake."
No joke, this is my favorite film criticism, and it bugs me so much that special effects today look so unreal even at their best.
Kilian is definitely the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind a vague editing software.
As someone with nearly no clue about film history, i cannot for the life of me distinguish between jokes and reality
I can’t believe he referenced the ERB episode Spielberg Vs. Hitchcock twice, one of which being more subtle than the other
When?
@@zachkennett6480 on the Hitchcock title card and talking about Samuel Jackson in Jurassic park
In fairness, it is a pretty darn good ERB
Him doing that made me so freaking happy
Well hey, it was pretty good.
Kinda disappointed you didn't talk about the actual best movie of the 2000s, Dragonball Evolution, though.
"This isn't very good. I'm gonna watch something else."-American watching European movie
"THIS IS THE WORST FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN, I AM GOING TO WATCH THE DIRECTOR'S ENTIRE FILMOGRAPHY TO SEE IF HE HAS MADE ANYTHING WORSE."-European watching European movies.
Was the seventh samurai and bugs life/Ants joke a reference to breadsword?
"All you need to make a masterpiece is misery and cocaine"
As someone who wrote a Distinction-level essay which partially featured _Apocalypse Now_ and a Distinction-level dissertation on _A Clockwork Orange_ , I can at least confirm that the first part. Have yet to try the coke thing, though.
Having to learn about birth a nation in every American history class and film class I've ever taken, that summery makes it sound like a comedy and I will never be able to see it the same again.
Never taught it in any school I went to. Kinda... wild only learning about it now.
@@magnificentbeard5506 i learned about it more then the actual civil war.
@@Saberjet1950 Maybe it's a regional thing? I am on the complete opposite side of the continent.
@@magnificentbeard5506 I'm in Minnesota.
@@Saberjet1950 Washington. Suppose I'm not on the right track.
The hatred that he shows while saying "seductive WOMAN "
Kilian nothing would've bullied the French more than talking about how great England is, and giving all credit for cinema to England
England doing anything good clearly goes against established lore.
Nah, a LOT of English culture comes from the French. The two languages/people are pretty similar, so they'd probably still take it as compliment.
@@Lichelf What planet are you living on?
@@LichelfThere's a lot of shared culture but also a lot of bad history and a very persistent rivalry, both countries are prone to shitting on each other
"You won't regret watching it, but you'll never watch it again" is the best description possible for this movie, it just captures the way you feel after watching it perfectly
Yes, a very accurate description!
What a splendid spotless history with nothing bad contained within.
How was it even possible to go over all of cinema in under an hour and do it so well? What the hell?
Weird how when history class is made this vague between facts and jokes it somehow becomes interesting and worth paying attention to again.
Facts, jokes and the occasional repeated lie.
Well it's more factual than history class, so it's worthwhile.
@@Zorro9129 Ehhhhh repeats some of the same nonsense most history classes do. McCarthy wasn't involved in the HUAC tracking soviet assets. He was years later and focused on internal government spies and assets.
@@DIEGhostfish True that. It's one part of "boomer truth" that is deliberately distorted to the point very few people have a clear picture.
@@Zorro9129 Also failing to point out how said communists had been attempting blacklists of their own. (And why the went all in on the Script READER'S union after the heat died down. Since that's where the real power is.)
If I had a nickel every time Kilian made a Phineas and Ferb reference in a video about the history of film, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Thank you for making our households New Year. Who needs rockets and grand parties when you have a couch, some pillows, hot chocolate and family time with Kilian.
52:24 I screamed. The Astérix and Obélix franchise is amazing in it's own way, kinda like The Room. And the theme song was sung by Plastic Bertrand witch is, in my opinion, a questionable choice. Nevertheless, french cinema is a jewel in the history of humanity, but alas, this video essay demonstrated that only the most refine people can enjoy Gérard Depardieu as a fat man from a comic book.
Thank you Mr. Kilian for this great video.
And also: Since when is Grongo acting in movies?
I can't express how much I love Kilian the panda being present in every important historical event.
Showing how he was nearly cast as a floating blob, so niche, yet missing the chance to describe how Orson Welles became a planet eating Robot God, priceless.
kinda surprised you didnt claim nosferatu as swedish since some of the scenes were filmed in Wismar, a city in germany that was swedish between 1632 - 1675 and 1680 - 1803
hasnt been swedish for only 118 years so close enough
I like these movies Kilian make. I really don't care that he uses a lot of time to make these pieces of art its not a 10 minutes "u laugh you lose" I just sat for almost a straight hour smiling and laughing because the jokes, the quality and his (lets be real) brilliant acting makes all of his movies this good. Thank you Kilian. Best movie of the 2020'ies are most likely one of his anyways.
Aw sad to hear you seemed to get burnt out by this, I really enjoyed it man. But you should always do what feels right and whats best for your health, so focus on the kind of videos you want to make! We’ll all still watch while we do our chores lol
Video was alright, however the transition from chanson d’le ognion to Dixie was what really carried this video, gotta respect the flow of trashing the French to the coverup of casual racism
If this isn't the true experience of the immortal, time-travelling video game raccoon named Kilian Nintendo II, then nothing is.
ask anybody whats your favorite Sam Jackson part
Killians gonna say: Arnold
Learned the USA v Paramount case was actually real. I am so shocked to learn that. Makes sense why studios shouldn't have their own theatres and love the comparison. Didn't realize laws like that could pass.
Let’s do it again
Thats the past for you. Sadly companies learned to cut politicians off at the wallet since
Feel free to update your voting system to get that back.
I best like Ranked choice MMP voting
Back when monopolies were forced to be split apart
44:24 "number 2 and 3 on IMDB is the godfather films, and in the East it's farewell my concubine and of course, Venom" 😂😂😂😂
"Don't worry, thanks to a focus on Hollywood and directors, you won't see a SINGLE WOMAN!"
I'm 40 seconds in and already had to pause the video to laugh.
I bet you thought no one would notice you using the mantis lords theme for 2 seconds at 2:54, but you forget how obsessed hollow knight fans are. Great video BTW.
Edit: Apperently, it appears everytime killian says seductive women. So would you pleae tell us what you find so seductive about the mantis lords?
Meanwhile I noticed him using the Junes theme from Persona 4 in the courtroom scene
This is truly the pinnacle of a New Year's gift. Thank you, Killian, you mad, wonderful bastard!
I'd rather see Kilian's take on the history of literature than video games. Either way, please bring out another one of these videos. They have a wonderful combination of subversive humour, educational experience and tickling my ego for vaguely knowing about 80% of what's mentioned.
I'd love that! Doing my useless literature history
Looking forward to hearing about Lovecraft's cat
I’m a media arts major and just took a class on the evolution of media and this video is scarily accurate
My god he even remembered Latvian independence day. No one remembers Latvian independence day
And Kilian returns in all his glory.
I can't believe he included a shot from Samurai Cop. And I can't believe I am now a person that recognizes a frame from Samurai Cop. Curse you, RedLetterMedia!
Fucking incredible. Glad to finally see an accurate portrayel of what film was really like
As a Fre(n)ch people, I'm feeling bullied !
Love everything you've done on you're channel
What a way to start the new year! Thank you Kilian, love ya!
This might accidentally be Killian‘s most informative video
Jesus Christ, from the 2D is dead Joke to the "Digital Means Internet?" bit to the build up of French lies this Video made me nearly choke on my food. Kilian has done it again💀
I'm glad to see you're still alive Kilian, I was very concerned but now I'm even MORE concerned when I discovered you became a historian of cinema
I have never once watched a film and I never will, thanks Kilian
22:00 "this dude is completely wrong.... But it's not my job to educate you"
Haha holy shit that's too accurate 💀
A welcomed change in the spectrum of entertainment. The quality of the footage is only more refine as the editing is soothing and precise.
Chapeau, mon ami.
Din bästa video hittills, har aldrig skrattat så mycket. Vilket inte är så bra för jag har precis haft corona och det får mig att hosta riktigt mycket!
The hornet theme being used for when he said “Seductive Women” made me laugh more then it should have.
I think it was mantis lord theme
As a film major, all of this is unfortunately and painfully true, and I hate my life. Goodnight.
Oh dear God I am in tears. The underrated history of music video of yours was my favourite, Killian. Best thing to happen this year!
Actually, Kilian, Napoleon operated out of Mumbai.
Holy fucking shit, i believe this was more than worth the 4 months wait for a new killian experience video, thank you killian, you truly are the greatest of entertainers.
Thank you for listening to the people and including less women this time around KiIian, it was really overwhelming last time
Its really nice to see Latvian Independence day get pointed out on the holidays
This is a certified "Killian tries to make a yearly series but regret it after a couples of episode because it's too time consuming" moment
Ah yes the 1970s, notorious for having gritty dark movies like Olsen Banden.
Sounds like this took a lot of effort to make and it shows. Well done Killian!
I really liked how you talked as much about the great Satoshi Kon as you did about Peter Jackson, classy!
"...travels to Odesa where everyone loves them immediately"
How bold of Kilian to inject modern geopolitical events that would happen 2 months later.
Please, I already know the entire history of film by heart. The first movie was Star Wars. But did you know that the first Star Wars wasn't actually Star Wars 2? Yeah! It was actually a Russian movie called Shrek. I know. What the frick? The Star Wars would go on to make 3 gazillion in sales, but George was pissed. So he made Star Trek. This era of movies is referred to by historians as the Golden Age. We saw the release of many classics such as Sky High. That's it. Then The Last Airbender came out. Uh oh, did somebody say The Last Airbender!? Here comes the money, baby! ...Sadly, The Last Airbender would only sell three tickets because it was the worst movie ever. The creators of The Last Airbender, Pixar Studios, spiraled into insanity. Resentful of the human race they poured all of their hatred into a movie known as The Emoji Movie, which promotes cyberbullying, and laughs at kids with no clout. Then, in a guerilla marketing stunt, Pixar paid CinemaSins to give the movie a good review. So now everyone's talking about Emjoi Groovy and won't shut up about Emoji Gucci, and then they made Avatar and everyone was like, "Haha this movie's a masterpiece." Everyone said, "Haha this movie's a masterpiece, but I don't like The Last Airbender because I'm a freaking IDIOT." Then George was like, "Time to make Avatar 2!" BUT HOLD THE PHONE, because James CAMERON owned Avatar the entire time! You doofus. Go to jail. _Go to jail._
What will the future of movies bring? No one truly knows. Except me of course. As we speak, scientists in a secret underground lab are developing a new type of film called, "Medium shot." Here it is now: Avatar The Last Airbender.
Not even close baby
You forgot about harry potter and the fucking wizard
@@stivaoblonskystan
No that's the history of gaming
An entire video essay dedicated to bullying france, cleverly maskerading as a history of film.
In the immortal words of Ingmar Bergman:
Snyggt.
This has honestly been the most fun I've ever had on New years. Thank you, Kilian!
Give us a review of Turning Red. Who better to review a movie about turning into a Red Panda than an actual Red Panda.
Where's the part where the teamwork between a ragtag team of US soldiers and a single French-born German theater owner caused the demise of an Austrian-born German art school reject with a weird mustache?
I wish I could give this more than one like - absolutely brilliant - I want all history to be taught by Kilian!
Hello Killian, I ve been watching you channel since 2017 and in my opinion it is the most underrated chanel in the history of youtube, you really deserve more subscribers for the quality of the humour and the content. Keep it up!!!
I actually hadn't even thought about how the streaming platforms could be related to them owning their own theaters.
And then after doing more research, in all its wisdom, the us Dept of justice decided to terminate that antitrust decree last year...
Love your work Killian, you're one of the few RUclipsrs who I'd watch a video about anything from
47:44
When nostalgia hits you like a highspeed train
There is no better way to finish the year than seeing a wild Kilian leaving his natural habitat to grace us with his presence
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY PANDA!!!
AN HOUR OF KILIAN YOU SAY?
Well, I'm not complaining.
The jab at streaming services and IPs singlehandedly earned my like
Killian I have to ask something
To clarify I am not a manatee spy
Ok anyways
Are you a real red panda
Or a robot clone of your master who is a scholar and a engineer
And did you build your android yourself or was it sent by your master to watch the experiment aka you
Because your channel name is the Killian experience
Not straight up Killian
-Sir Cinder of the North