Garbage Retrospective To Marvel Cinematic Universe
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- Опубликовано: 29 янв 2024
- Marvel is a comic book franchise or something I don’t know I am not into capeshish. Martin scrossesy said nothing wrong. The MCU is dead and the reason is the films got to good for the common crowd to understand. I love marvel now it’s like they are spending a third of a billion to appease just me an a couple of my friends.
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A new killian video? In 4 months? This truly is a… January 30th miracle
Huzzah!!!
he had to watch every marvel movie and show
Bro
Killian is litterally like my favourite RUclipsr🤣
But his upload schedule sucks ass
Hur vågar du leva ditt liv! Det är meningen att du ska stanna här och göra innehåll för ledsna människor utan kreativitet! 😂
The MCU is so big nowadays that most people don't realise Kilian forgot to mention the the first 2 Antman movies.
Can you blame him? They were, y’know, really *small.*
@@ironicallyedgy7234:(
Ah yeah, "forgot". Let's go with that
The first antman movie is my favourite marvel movie. I noticed and am livid
oh god i really didn't notice, and i watched those movies twice XD
My new conspiracy theory is that Matpat left so Killian could return
Well, I've never seen both of them in the same room...
@@armedwombat6816 The one time they were photographed in the same room, Matpat was attempting to murder Kilian.
Game theory walked so that game theorising could run
*BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORIZING!*
Maybe matpat tried to murder kilian again, but kilian won
28:05 "They're back in 2012 - must be nice."
I think this one came from the heart rather than the script.
Ah 2012. When every TV news channel would make reports on the aztec, mayans, calendars and the end of the world. And when the date finally came.....I completely forgot about it. I was getting ready for school and missed the funny hour. Only realised later that evening from a news coverage
@@floricel_112 Entertainment did stop making anything good right around 2012 with the exception of 1-2 things per year, so aztecs were partially right.
2012 was possibly the last normal year
Before the dark times, before the 2016
That line hurt so much
"Ein shounen protagonist" is the most offensive, correct way I've heard Captain America described. 11/10, that's why I'm subscribed to this channel.
This cannot be the first time someone said that, even if Killian is creative, that description is just so obvious in hindsight
Holy shit how have I never realized it before. This changes everything yet somehow also changes nothing.
i absolutely love quality over quantity channels that barely ever uploads. they have the best videos around
Jesus, I forgot that Pepper got fire powers and they were just removed offscreen, with Tony giving a single line at the end of IM3 about planning to do so. Truly the writing of all time.
They probably should have kept the powers on her instead of making her just an Iron Man clone.
@@BradTheAmericanThey also put her on that Girl Power scene from endgame with one of Tony's stupid suits, should have just kept them firepowers, not like she'd have to join every fight in the Iron man films anyway.
@@drake7038 And since Marvel loves it's quippy and comic relief scenes, they could have had a whole bit where she's learning to properly manifest said fire powers but she keeps accidentally burning things in socially awkward settings.
also missed the obvious hotpepper joke
you can imagine those guys patting themselves in the back around a circle
If I had known 15 years ago that this video would exist I would have skipped the MCU
You had to suffer through the destruction of the MCU to properly appreciate this Kilian video. Worth it?
@@Barwasser worth it
@@GwainSagaFanChannel agreed
Jokes on you. I did skip almost all of it and this is now my primary source of information.
I did, and love it
"I bet, even though half their workforce got snapped, Epic still fired all those people" lmaooo
Don't worry. *Karmic retribution for murdering poor Unreal Tournament 1999 and 2004 will come soon enough.*
For those who complain about Kilian's upload scheduale, just remember he has better things to do, like minipulating the price of ketchup controlling the government of Paraguay and fighting the warp daemons. So be grateful he has blessed us with this video.
I waited over a fckin year for Oversimplified's second punic war video. Four months for a 44 minutes video on THE ENTIRE MCU is nothing
Don't forget gorging himself on Pepsi crab
@@sultthegreat4509You mean Crabbe a lá Pepe Maximume
@@Double-R-Nothing yes. The divine delicacy that few of us will ever have the chance to feast upon
Someone has to protect us from the manatees.
Kilian is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
"My school had financial problems after a bus trip to Stockholm."
That was actually sad, and yet it made me laugh harder than everything else in this video.😂
“So long gay Gamora”
-Thanos (2018)
could've just thrown his favorite wurst smh
Gay-mora, it was right there!
Wanda and Vision are in England.
Vision gets stabbed.
*slow clap*
"This is the second time Natalie Portman has fallen in love with someone who wants to exterminate the people."
And it won't be the last.
Sand, Ice, who else?
@@DIEGhostfish Avatar prequal, she'll be the Firelord's wife.
@@A-ii5dp ...What?
@@DIEGhostfish In Avatar the Last Airbender, the Fire nation commits a genocide against the Air bender people 100 years or so before the main story.
@A-ii5dp I mean I know, but I had no recollection of a prequel cadting portman.
It feels very comfortable to hear the proper Modern Swedish pronounciations of the Old Norse names.
8:08 Iron Man and his villains were created when America was fighting Vietnam, so his villains were asian-inspired. This was changed in recent comics and the movies to the Middle-East to be topical.
Glad to see racism keeping up with the times!
Disney has consistently excelled at pleasing modern racist audiences in its time :)
@@Healermain15 lot of iron man's character is inspired by those hotbod playboy scientists types in 20s-40s pulp too. which themselves have uhhh complicated relationship with anywhere in the east...
His most recent comic villain is a petty chinese businessman.
I can’t wait for the KCU (Killian Cinematic Universe). Red panda backstory
I'm sure Disney have already made a bid for the rights, now you've said the magic words - cinematic universe.
Disney just can't help themselves. They have to sodomize something
"Ein shounen protagonist"
I can't finish watching the video if you keep killing me like that
*I’m really disappointed there was no Thanoscopter.*
Ehh. That's like wanting Bat-Mite to show up in the DC Animated Universe. Thankfully, the deliciously campy Batman: The Brave and the Bold compensates for that.
There was in Loki S1! It was a brief cameo in a pruned timeline being dumped at the end of time, but it was there!
@@michaelandreipalon359I think you missed Kilian lore
@@cameronhector9074Somewhere in the vast multiverse, the Thanos-Copter is now canon to the MCU. And I think that’s beautiful
@@michaelandreipalon359 i mean Mr.Mxylplyx is in the Dcau
As a Norwegian I can confirm that making every pizza a microwave pizza is first on our list if we ever get unlimited power.
What do you mean, they can all be microwave pizzas if you're brave enough
@@Vaguer_Weevilexactly this
Lol 28:50 "the last community cameo" I can't believe he acknowledged it.
24:15 I thought Thanos was gonna say
"i know English is hard, thank you for trying."
I literally just started binge watching Kilian 2 days ago. I think my body was trying to tell me that a new video was about to come out
Have fun waiting another 9 months.
@@thermophile1695only 9! ❤️
I didn't think about him whatsoever
"Peter goes to bar in Prague and makes a mistake. It's the most relatable thing in the MCU" I appreciate Kilian putting in a joke only two nations in the world could really understand. This is the peak content I'm here for.
could you explain for me?
@@ezekiel0606 As far as I know, alcohol is harder to obtain and also more expensive in Sweden. So much so that for some Swedes it's a "better" idea to just buy a ticket to Prague and get cheap drinks over here (you can buy them at any convenience store and our prices are cheaper for foreigners, even bars).
Of course such mentality often leads to trouble. I can't speak for Swedes but over here it's led to the talk of them getting absolutely wasted and taking up a surprising portion of alcohol poisoning cases.
Mind you, I have not seen that happen personally and been some years since I heard anyone talk about it, but that's the stereotype anyway.
EDIT: Oh, for context, Kilian is Swedish
Don’t forget, Kilian’s made his travel guide to Prague video a couple years back!
What's this? A post credits scene...? *PRINCESS DAISY?!*
The Batgirl joke in the end made me laugh way harder then it should have
It's great to see Kilian promote such an underated indie film series
7:07 a rare sc2 reference. highly appreciated
i was happy as well lol
my favorite part of phase six is the hawkeye when "somehow, Thanos has return"
It's crazy that we've reached a point where the flaws with endgame are generally accepted. I remember when people treated it like a perfect movie.
I only liked End Game because of Thanos being permanently killed off, but besides that I hate everything else about End Game.
I don't
it still is even tho i havent seen it once since i saw it in theaters and i dont remember most of the movie but im probably still right
Endgame was a perfect movie exclusively for when I was a 16 year old nerd whose brain exploded from hype when Captain America picked Thor’s hammer. I will always be grateful for that one singular moment of childhood joy, even in spite of the absolute mess that was the rest of the film’s plot.
Partly the honeymoon period of exciterment but also you usuall hold out that the nagging things might be addressed in some movie or thing a few months later. nce you know for sure either way, you're a lot more sober about it.
"Joker is better than Punisher: Warzone." - Wow, ok. Now THAT is a bold statement and I will fight you for that!
But even then, Joker was better when it was called *The King of Comedy.*
@@michaelandreipalon359 Fair point.
He wasn’t joking, that Grodd Obama episode really exists. Grodd damn
I remember seeing it live on television
“Soon, I will make America _Grodd again!”_ - actual quote from that episode
Absolute cinema right there
Best part is Kilian doesn't make a single joke during that sequence, he's genuinely just explaining the plot of the episode
Wait wait wait wait wait wait@@halfmettlealchemist8076 you mean just like morbius TOTALLY said it's Morbin time, right? right?!
@@BEE-oz7yd No I mean it’s an actual quote from the episode. Not even trying to be ironic. It’s real.
Glad to see Killian moving up in the world from parodying MatPat to successfully absorbing his life force in order to continue making content.
3:00 "There's obvious Marvel fatigue"
I almost spit my cereal out my nose XD
God, after the Natalie Portman Anakin joke… I wanna like it twice
Edit: the community joke made me log into my alt and do it
Kilian being a DC fanboy might come as a shock to some viewers. But not to me. Because back in the Prequels video I recognised the Darkseid voice clip he took from one of the obscure ass DC DVD movies
Granted, it must take a while for him to check out the many animated continuities of the DC Multiverse. More Pokemons should come first.
the "he has a gun" bit killed me
Kilian did it. He made Marvel interesting. This was truly the Kilian Experience.
I haven't watched a single MCU movie and I was utterly confused the whole way through. Great video.
Hmm, the MCU had more Norway in it then i thought
"ThIs ISAnt WhERE i PARked MY CAR" didnt expect the Eurotrip refernence but it just made my day
I don't know what phase this is of the Kilianverse, but just keep'em coming
Worst part about Loki season 2 is, that you have multiple genius people in a room, and none of them realize that increasing the size of a ring, doesn't magically allow for an infinite amount of shit to go through that ring... Unless you scale it infinitely... Not until they actually test out their amazing hypothesis, do they realize this fact, and it's so fucking dumb xD
A 44 minutes video on the entire MCU? Now I know what took Kilian....only 4 months?! FOR THE ENTIRE MCU? That's fast!
I'm not even being sarcastic. I waited over a year for Oversimplified's second punic war video. 4 months might as well be 2 weeks ago
We don't microwave pizza WE EAT IT FROZEN!! Like civilized people
The MCU would be better if it had Red Pandas. I think Red Pandas are neat.
Imagine the squirrel from guardians of the galaxy was a Red Panda.
The MCU would be so much better
Your version of the Red Skull is now canon in my head. Best character, he'll save the MCU in the next whatever phase it is.
You know its a good day when kilian uploads his annual video!
How dare you imply we microwave Grandiosa!?!? It’s like a whole ritual
Grandiosa is garbage though. Tastes like it was made by someone who never made a pizza before, which is actually the case. Only good after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Big One is acceptably mid, an improvement over Grandi but still meh. At least you don't need alcohol for it.
Frozen, ready made pizza dough + whatever you prefer is the way to go for fast pizza imo.
36:04, 2 seconds of Shadow of the Colossus music reminds me why I love this channel
Every time I hear about the Marvels, I have to google it to make sure it’s a real film that got released, and not just some hypothetical film that’s set to come out in the future. I don’t think I heard about it at all when it actually came out.
You could tell me anything about The Marvels 2023 and I’d believe you. You could say right now that Kamala Khan performs in a three-hour live stage production about her Loki x Howard the Duck fanfiction in that movie and I’d just be like, “yeah sure that tracks”
12:57
I now have to wipe the coffee dripping down my screen.
9:45 One of these implies Steve is aware of the Hit Korean revenge movie old boy. It's American remake features Josh Brolyn having really bad on-screen sex with Elizabeth Olsen.
You know, Thanos and Scarlett Witch.
But seriously, Old Boy?
We really need to blacklist that remake, whilst giving the Korean original a helluva Colbert Bump.
Bro your music choices were fantastic! Loved Cap & Spiderman's themes from UMvC3, some Kingdom Hearts music on the side, and the Guardians represented by Star Fox 64. Fantastic.
He’s back from manatee hunting
18:50 EEEYYYYY ZANDALAR! I mean Blizzard did load Zandalar with Wakanda references so that works.
We will be watching this video annually instead of having a “Marvel movie marathon- but only the good ones” marathon marathon. Thank you for your contribution, Mr. Killian.
Wish Kilian had mentioned the scene in Captain America where Steve jumps on the grenade in training, which is meant to display his willingness to place his comrade's lives before his own, but in reality were it a live grenade would just result in him dying for no reason since the others immediately dived for cover. It's so stupid.
Absolutely fucking not, Old style grenades have a fragmentation range of about 200 meters, meaning people would still be severely hurt, including the guy who dropped it
Besides it was a test of character, a coward would run away, a hero would jump on it to make sure it didn't hurt anyone else
" It's been 3 thousand years "
meme since a Killian video
Mom wake up, Killian is back with a new experience
Wow, a new kilian video, i cannot wait for him to tell us how morbius was a masterpiece and say it is kilining time and kilian all over the place.
It'll be out when it's out and we love that... Great work ethic
Chrono Trigger and Great Ace Attorney music goes hard.
"But there are no games Gamora!"
Jesus H christ you're killing me xD
So good to have you back man. I don't know if it was rest, or giving yourself more time to work on your scripts, but this is really knocking it out of the park!!
I've been binging kilian videos for like 2 weeks he came back just in time. Thank you, Kilian :)
I haven't seen most of these films since they were released, so watching this was a real trip down memory lane. You structured the video well, considering that I could actively follow along even if I couldn't remember some of the movies! Also, Considering some of your criticisms, I wonder if you watched Mauler's reviews of these films before making this
The MCU : from making superhero movies the biggest moneymakers to having everyone sigh at the prospect of another one in just a dozen years
I don't know if it's because of the length of the video, but this is one of my favorite Garbage Retros now. Just really drove the point home how creatively bankrupt all of this was in the grand scheme of where it ended up.
Holy crap, a Kilian video? This is rarer than a decent modern marvel project!
Exactly while I was rewatching old videos. YES!
16:34 You just reminded me I used to love that song despite not being as crazy for the Guardians as everyone seemed to be. Part 2 was still their best film
Still love the song regardless. Can agree that GotG 2 sure is the peak of that trilogy.
GoTG 2 sweep babyyyyyy
"PS5's are everywhere now! There are no games Gamora." Im dying😂
Love these retrospective videos!!
They're always surprisngly deep and actually informative
3 videos in the last 11 months is amazing consistency
love coming back to your channel Kilian, great video as always.
These videos don't come out when we want them to, they come out when we need them.
Can't wait till Killan reviews legends Arceus.
Been waiting for this one
Love this.
Like all your others, this video was so freakin dense with jokes! You are amazing at fitting in so many jokes, not just script-wise but the visuals and everything were so funny!
This was awesome!
Got some older video vibes from this one :)
And I had no clue that there have been some many Marvel movies & series since Endgame.
I have seen like 2 of them...
Glad to see your new video! I really look forward to them.
Killian please return to more regular uploads!! This is gold
Bro I wasn't expecting another upload for another 3 months at least
Bro I'm so happy that you have posted another video it's been a long while since you've done so huge fan huge fan really sad that you don't have more subs or more traction in your channel but that's okay I enjoy the community you have and your content keep it up take your time and just enjoy the journey I've been loving your content ever since I found you out a couple of years ago stay safe bro and thanks for the upload
Best of fortunes to you in your ventures!
40:44 "There are Mexicans in the water" 😭😭
9:10 Warhammer mentionated! THERE ARE NO SKAVEN LIVING IN THE SEWERS!!!!!!
6:13 That Justice League animated intro song gave me a good hit of nostalgia lol.
I still prefer the JLU bombastic theme, but yeah, that sure is a nice surprise.
Every time Killian says he wont make a long video anymore, every time im happy he lied
Im so glad you're back!
Incredible. Best video ever
Always happy to see an upload. You have a one-of-a-kind approach.
Kilian hitting us with unexpected swedish whenever Thos is on
Ha ha! That arrow to the knee joke was very funny! Not sure what you mean by "Epic Games" besides SkyLanders but I think you should do a draw my life!
Love it when new Kilian videos come out
This got my so excited for phase 6 of Marvel! Things can only get better… right?
18:48 The Zuldazar music was subtle but I see what you did there
I love how kilian consistently uses spyro 3 music in alot of his videos
Way to make me feel a hell of a lot better on a shitty day Kilian, thank you, your timing is incredible.
True, the infinte energy would make oil irrelevant and moved middle east back to medieval times... which for them means like 30 years trip back into past.
Everyone in Germany speaks English, it's true. But we never tell anyone. People who can explain rocket science in English might admit to speaking "a little bit".