Garbage Retrospective To Star Wars The Original Trilogy and Rogue One with a hint of Rebels

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  3 года назад +1111

    I love me some star wars. No idea what the next video is going to be about probably gaming who knows.
    You may discuss Star Wars on my Discord: www.discord.gg/kilian

    • @Roo-Smith
      @Roo-Smith 3 года назад +5

      Mr. Plinket is pleased by this do one on Night Court next those asshats never fixed his vcr

    • @johnfkennedy3583
      @johnfkennedy3583 3 года назад +8

      Hi Mr kilian, you still owe me 5 million dollars for the bath water.

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 3 года назад

      Are you going to make a video on the new Warcraft expansion?

    • @randomsleepyness
      @randomsleepyness 3 года назад +1

      No, you're acquaintanced with star wars.

    • @bearb1asting
      @bearb1asting 3 года назад

      20:04 Killian, this is amazing.

  • @waterbird1871
    @waterbird1871 3 года назад +2967

    "Imperial Officers take classes on becoming British." Kilian has solved every question in the entirely of Star Wars Lore right there.

    • @Mads_MH
      @Mads_MH 3 года назад +1

      i didn't understand the joke

    • @thesenate7954
      @thesenate7954 3 года назад +30

      @@Mads_MH friking casual

    • @Mads_MH
      @Mads_MH 3 года назад +7

      @@thesenate7954 you could have just answered

    • @yomommasbabydaddy3809
      @yomommasbabydaddy3809 3 года назад +44

      @@Mads_MH they all have English accents

    • @sidlestone4575
      @sidlestone4575 3 года назад +24

      The best thing is this is canonically true

  • @raumnika5304
    @raumnika5304 3 года назад +1895

    "To avoid the attention of an evil empire, sell them steel"
    Killian is a ver patriotic panda

    • @GlatHjerne
      @GlatHjerne 3 года назад +80

      Ohhh shit I didn't get that the first time. Killian you naughty racoon.

    • @zaikolebolsh5724
      @zaikolebolsh5724 3 года назад +85

      Sweden be like...

    • @timhermes8932
      @timhermes8932 3 года назад +44

      Didn't you know the DeathStar is actually called Bismark

    • @Sendetta
      @Sendetta 3 года назад +9

      or hide their money ^_^

    • @xanthman7528
      @xanthman7528 3 года назад +13

      @@zaikolebolsh5724 He's Swedish. That's the joke.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 3 года назад +2047

    Killian can only edit one scene per red panda reincarnation. Given that there’s only two months between videos, I shudder to imagine what kind of industrial red panda-destroying setup he’s built deep in the frozen Scandinavian wastes.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +10

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear asb

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 3 года назад +37

      @@AxxLAfriku nobody will ever admit that

    • @MatsumotoKael13
      @MatsumotoKael13 3 года назад +2

      **

    • @LuperisNone
      @LuperisNone 3 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku, no. That's boring. You're boring.

    • @Sir_Fres
      @Sir_Fres 2 года назад +1

      He is swedish and he has stockholm accent its not really frozen there like in Northland or Finland

  • @epicarcher999
    @epicarcher999 3 года назад +424

    “Sadly, humanity’s greatness will always be held back by the men who microwave fish”
    Simply poetic.

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 3 года назад +13

      So... my first year college roommate?
      Damnit, that was my microwave too...

  • @smurfsmurf10
    @smurfsmurf10 3 года назад +1493

    I can't put into words the sheer love of Star Wars that is needed to shit on Star Wars this hard, while keeping it accurate. This is some of the best non-canon SW content around, all the way up there with the TOR cinematics.

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 3 года назад +69

      "Non-canon"

    • @DuhNoU
      @DuhNoU 3 года назад +67

      im pretty sure this is cannon

    • @epicarcher999
      @epicarcher999 3 года назад +16

      This is literally on par with Auralnauts/Jedi party

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 3 года назад +5

      @Trey Stephens did you watch the video

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +6

      @Trey Stephens Mate, this entire channel is about trashing media in a funny way.

  • @buzzzysin
    @buzzzysin 3 года назад +198

    "If you join a religion and it cures your blindness, you **would** be loyal to its scary chaotic god"
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @cowmeatius7151
    @cowmeatius7151 3 года назад +1137

    Have you heard the tragedy of darth kilian the wise? I thought not. It's not a story Disney would tell you. He was a powerful content creator of days old, his knowledge of Star Wars was so vast, it was said he could alter canon itself. The Disney council, a religious cult, grew restless with kilians power. They came and struck him down with the strength of 1000 copystrikes, but through the mist, the law of fair use decimated Disney's forces. Kilian would go on to create the greatest animated series of all time forever, Dubbed Digimon

  • @roguishhh
    @roguishhh 3 года назад +2837

    I love how Rogue One is a several hundred million dollar movie that exists to fill a plot hole that doesn't exist

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 года назад +319

      No it exists for the scene

    • @roguishhh
      @roguishhh 3 года назад +148

      @@wellshit9489 two reasons then

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +137

      Still a great film though, although the set-up of Operation Skyhook from the Legends continuity was way better.

    • @blackRXrider
      @blackRXrider 3 года назад +39

      @@wellshit9489 the scene that makes no sense when you watch episode 4.

    • @alucardbloodyvampire6066
      @alucardbloodyvampire6066 3 года назад +275

      It doesn't exist. The exhaust port is an irrelevant weakness since after multiple attempts every Rebel misses, they even say it's impossible for a creature with basic reflexes manage to hit it, even with navigation computer. THE ONLY reason Luke manages to do it because he has literal space magic powers.
      That means that Galen Erso somehow knew that the Rebel fleet will have a force user on their team when they attack even though he was a man of science and didn't take the force seriously.

  • @ANTICENA571
    @ANTICENA571 3 года назад +422

    Episode V was so ahead of its time. Advertising a VPN in the 80s? Revolutionary

  • @CayeDaws
    @CayeDaws 3 года назад +285

    "she tried to kill krenic assuming the stormtroopers would miss her"
    *Immediately gets shot
    "These are dark troopers"
    I laughed more than I should have

    • @OrdkaMarlSkirata
      @OrdkaMarlSkirata 2 года назад +4

      Although this were Death Troopers

    • @Demicleas
      @Demicleas 2 года назад +4

      @@OrdkaMarlSkirata arnt death troopers zombies.

    • @OrdkaMarlSkirata
      @OrdkaMarlSkirata 2 года назад +4

      @@Demicleas Nope. There is an older legends novel about zombies called Death Troopers, but these are in fact Death Troopers. Kind of elite forces

  • @Tmanowns
    @Tmanowns 3 года назад +389

    "A good guy, really? A man of your talents?" God that got me to laugh so hard.

  • @JB-bq2qj
    @JB-bq2qj 3 года назад +146

    "They shot it and it was alright. Then John Williams turned it into a masterpiece."
    It's not like John Williams is underrated but people really don't know how true this is.

    • @horrificpleasantry9474
      @horrificpleasantry9474 3 года назад +6

      Same thing with Marty O'Donnell in halo. Score is essential

    • @JB-bq2qj
      @JB-bq2qj 3 года назад

      @@horrificpleasantry9474 this is extremely true

  • @nessesaryschoolthing
    @nessesaryschoolthing 3 года назад +941

    "A villain so iconic that his name comes up when you google villain."
    It does, but not before The Joker and, of course, the rabbit from Hoodwinked. Truly cultures most iconic villains

    • @gg1k
      @gg1k 3 года назад +48

      don't forget about that one guy without a nose

    • @gg1k
      @gg1k 3 года назад +12

      @@EresirThe1st this but green lantern

    • @GilCAnjos
      @GilCAnjos 3 года назад +20

      I got the rabbit from Secret Life of Pets, not Hoodwinked :(

    • @epicphantom589
      @epicphantom589 3 года назад +37

      @@EresirThe1st There’s like 87 versions of Joker or something. Many of them are very much villains.

    • @hamdoggius
      @hamdoggius 3 года назад +7

      Do remember that google brings up topics or characters that are relevant to you. There will always be certain things in the mix; but their data on you identifies the subject matter (in this case villains) you or people like you, are more likely to click on.

  • @chriswoj3
    @chriswoj3 3 года назад +1232

    “Why do I want to see her stuck in a washing machine?”
    Lmao that got me good

    • @goldensun2787
      @goldensun2787 3 года назад +6

      I don't get the joke

    • @x3seal133
      @x3seal133 3 года назад +84

      @@goldensun2787 I think's he's referencing the "Help Stepbro, Im stuck" memes.

    • @Ohmargod
      @Ohmargod 3 года назад +38

      The degenerate in me had a great laugh!

    • @davidmarcucci3388
      @davidmarcucci3388 3 года назад +6

      Good catch , I thought am I knowledgeable or just a deviant lol

    • @ANTICENA571
      @ANTICENA571 3 года назад +48

      “I’ve always known. That’s why I’ve checked the facts, and the risk of a birth defect...”
      Dammit Kilian

  • @aleg719
    @aleg719 3 года назад +330

    Recognise troopers that don't miss, this will save your life

  • @nessesaryschoolthing
    @nessesaryschoolthing 3 года назад +180

    "Teacher, I am. Disagree with me, fail you I will."
    I don't like this movie, Mr Lucas, it's too true to real life

  • @ClothesCat
    @ClothesCat 3 года назад +205

    This video teaches us many things. That the Poggle The Lesser fanclub is still alive and prospering, that Han Solo still shot first and his victim was an unarmed man, but most importantly we learn that the distortion tool was a net positive.

  • @Hatypus
    @Hatypus 3 года назад +264

    If anyone's actually curious, Leia is a Princess because her adoptive mother was the Queen of Alderaan. Bail was senator and Prince Consort. Kind of nepotic.

    • @Thetarget1
      @Thetarget1 3 года назад +33

      I don't really see how it would be a problem to be a princess of your own planet and a senator representing that planet in the Republic. The Republic is a kind of meta-government, having all kinds of government types in its different member planets.
      Kind of like you could be a prince of your own country, but also an elector to the Holy Roman Empire.

    • @Hatypus
      @Hatypus 3 года назад +5

      @@Thetarget1 I was referring to Bail as a Senator, rather than Leia.
      The electors of the Holy Roman Empire were part of the feudal hierarchy still, not representatives to a greater government.

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 года назад +14

      @@Hatypus I think that it wasn't nepotism. Bail didn't become senator because he was married to the queen. He got to know, and eventually marry, the queen because he was a senator.
      Not everyone will have a chance to casually meet royalty. Senators are presented with various opportunities.

    • @Hatypus
      @Hatypus 3 года назад +3

      @@JaharNarishma T'was just a bit of humour

  • @TheZerocrossings
    @TheZerocrossings 3 года назад +60

    6:45 "All the floors are perfectly leveled, not a single elevated spot"
    That's a glorious "High Ground" joke you goddamn genius.

  • @MichaelGoldfrad
    @MichaelGoldfrad 3 года назад +386

    Kenobi:If you saw a hill and a taller hill,what would you do?
    Luke:I don't follow
    Kenobi:Well your father did
    Haha Killian your a genius

    • @Captain-Jinn
      @Captain-Jinn 3 года назад +9

      This joke has been in the back of my mind the whole video, I don't get it :(

    • @timzijlstra1010
      @timzijlstra1010 3 года назад +5

      You’re not obiwan, so naturally you don’t get it

    • @MichaelGoldfrad
      @MichaelGoldfrad 3 года назад +16

      @@Captain-Jinn It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!
      Rings a bell?

    • @Makapaa
      @Makapaa 3 года назад +25

      @@Captain-Jinn It's a word-play on "follow".
      Luke does not "follow" - understand Obi-wans question/reference.
      Anakin (tried to) followed Obi-wan to the "higher ground". As in to literally follow someone. He jumped after Obi-wan.

    • @rockdesu
      @rockdesu 2 года назад +2

      @@Captain-Jinn one hill is taller than the other. Obi went to the tallest hill. Anakin followed to the smallest hill. So Obi had the high ground.

  • @TheFatFeather
    @TheFatFeather 3 года назад +668

    That fucking Danish part with Mads Mikkelsen was fantastic, really makes you kamalåsa

    • @isakkallsmyr9854
      @isakkallsmyr9854 3 года назад +36

      Yeah, such a good rødgrødmedflød

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 3 года назад +24

      You take that back, syglekugle!

    • @DerpinGoose
      @DerpinGoose 3 года назад +24

      can't believe i just bought a thousand liters of milk...

    • @TotemSP2
      @TotemSP2 3 года назад +15

      I feel like I just hard cultured.
      Is this like when our New Zealand neighbours pronounce 'deck', we giggle?

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 3 года назад +6

      Dansken förtjänar det, ni skämtar om oss medan vi bara skämtar om norsken.

  • @WM_1310
    @WM_1310 3 года назад +127

    "Pod Racing Champion, Darth Vader" feels so off even though it's correct

  • @somedipshtinthecomments2507
    @somedipshtinthecomments2507 3 года назад +589

    -Weird, gutteral language
    -Good at resisting Invasions
    -Experts at guerilla warfare
    -Live in the forest
    Yup, Ewoks are Finnish.

    • @Siddingsby
      @Siddingsby 3 года назад +30

      Perkele

    • @Direktorhkbergdahl
      @Direktorhkbergdahl 3 года назад +19

      That’s the first time I’ve heard the Finnish language be called ”guttural”

    • @Horky_Porky
      @Horky_Porky 3 года назад +7

      So I wasn't the only one who thought he made them have a finnish accent.

    • @Pelichus
      @Pelichus 3 года назад +6

      Suomi finland

    • @saffronic3026
      @saffronic3026 3 года назад +3

      Poor Suomi, I think their language is very nice

  • @maxjones503
    @maxjones503 3 года назад +117

    That 'Han shot first' bit was incredible

  • @NeguraGhost
    @NeguraGhost 3 года назад +606

    I'm only 9 seconds in and you're already killed me with "The rise of Skywalker" being a parody. xD

    • @kocaola2503
      @kocaola2503 3 года назад +19

      I'm gonna kill myself over that.

    • @pandacakes6613
      @pandacakes6613 3 года назад +51

      Solo wasn't even included, fitting.

    • @BrianHopson
      @BrianHopson 3 года назад +1

      @@pandacakes6613 wait that was a movie?.

  • @ArkenTheAmerikan
    @ArkenTheAmerikan 3 года назад +516

    "And two parodies"
    _shows Rise of Skywalker_
    Holy shit Kilian is not holding back

    • @redstonecat1232
      @redstonecat1232 2 года назад +24

      Well, the other parody (spaceballs) had more of a plot than ros, so I honestly find it fitting

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 Год назад +3

      RoS was so bad that most ppl who liked the sequels, one or both of the first 2, hated it. So.

    • @deadshot5007
      @deadshot5007 Год назад

      And this is how I realised Killian has garbage opinions

    • @qzoid3060
      @qzoid3060 Год назад

      @@deadshot5007this is how I realised you have garbage opinions

    • @wombat8812
      @wombat8812 Год назад +1

      nah, that's just you.

  • @SuperMario45100
    @SuperMario45100 3 года назад +104

    I love every time the sequels are brought up it’s accompanied by Kilian beating a dead taun-taun. Cinematic Masterpiece.

  • @TheMonkeygoneape
    @TheMonkeygoneape 3 года назад +38

    "Lord Vader, Mads Mikkelsen is dead!"
    "Damn it! his brother is my best friend, now this is going to get awkward"
    fun fact, Lars Mikkelsen is Thrawn

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy 3 года назад +749

    My favorite part of star wars is how the actual people who started the clone wars, the banking clans, didnt suffer any ramifications for funding both sides of the war, and how no one ever acknowledges their part in any wars.

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 3 года назад +117

      Didn't Anakin slaughter the leaders?

    • @crazyduplicate
      @crazyduplicate 3 года назад +39

      They went bankrupt after the empire invented the pain chip

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 3 года назад +163

      Almost like George wanted to tell us something...

    • @LightFykki
      @LightFykki 3 года назад +64

      @@kungolaf4499 George: "I might have gone too far in a few places."

    • @Raith314
      @Raith314 3 года назад +10

      Really makes you think :)

  • @1337metalfan
    @1337metalfan 3 года назад +198

    "North Korriban" was funnier than it had any right to be

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 3 года назад +13

      Lots of planets have a north.

    • @buferoto6912
      @buferoto6912 3 года назад +3

      @@Quirderph I understood that reference.

  • @BobbyCorwen42
    @BobbyCorwen42 3 года назад +306

    Your inner swedish came out the instant that danish flag and garbled speech came together to form a most insidious joke. I loved it.

    • @lass7212
      @lass7212 3 года назад +7

      :(

    • @Marek21SK
      @Marek21SK 3 года назад +15

      @@lass7212 It's ok to be danish.

    • @lass7212
      @lass7212 3 года назад +8

      @@Marek21SK ty :)

    • @ericforsyth
      @ericforsyth 3 года назад +2

      Speech wasn't garbled enough, 0/10 realism.

    • @visiblur
      @visiblur 3 года назад +10

      I don't know whether I should be pissed or sad that it sounded like real Danish to begin with.

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 года назад +511

    "His Tarkin senses could sense if someone sneezed incorrectly on the other side of the galaxy." - has to be true for Vader to respect him

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 года назад +23

      He actually said "incompetently".
      7:42

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 3 года назад +18

      @@thegrayyernaut Only someone with Tarkin senses could have caught that. You have a bright future with the Empire.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 3 года назад +4

      @@thegrayyernaut the heir to the Tarkin senses! The legend were true!

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 2 года назад +2

      @@thegrayyernaut to think you could catch such a mistake! You truly are Tarkins heir!

  • @addy5572
    @addy5572 3 года назад +766

    When we needed him most, he returned.

    • @stevelacysburner8697
      @stevelacysburner8697 3 года назад +6

      it's always we needed him and never he needed us

    • @neireannach
      @neireannach 3 года назад +3

      Unlike Jontron...

    • @korvenett9882
      @korvenett9882 3 года назад +3

      Your comment currently has more likes than Kilians, which makes you more talented.

    • @TeamBOBBYEE
      @TeamBOBBYEE 3 года назад +2

      Whenever I see the red panda of death, I know it’s about to be lit

    • @OuroborosChoked
      @OuroborosChoked 3 года назад +1

      Kilian showing up Jesus since March 6, 2015.

  • @twentywordsorlessYT
    @twentywordsorlessYT 3 года назад +43

    "It is more of a feeling. An *INTENSE HATRED OF SAND*"
    That made me choke on my tea.

  • @gooddoughnuts1029
    @gooddoughnuts1029 3 года назад +247

    You are strong and wise and I am very proud of you. You have become a far better Jedi than I could ever be

    • @UnePintade
      @UnePintade 3 года назад

      Probably because air bending is just a less powerful version of the force

    • @gooddoughnuts1029
      @gooddoughnuts1029 3 года назад

      @@UnePintade Well, I don't know about that, they both have very unique abilities that make them powerful

    • @gooddoughnuts1029
      @gooddoughnuts1029 3 года назад

      @💋𝗙**𝗖𝗞 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸 РR0FIL He seems like he is an extremely powerful man, able to evade copystrikes and many other obstacles. However I am concerned with the title of Darth that he possesses...

  • @generalbutterscotch4887
    @generalbutterscotch4887 3 года назад +507

    "First, we need to address the obvious problem: none of these three movies contain Kit Fisto"
    - The most based criticism ever given

    • @Sledge447
      @Sledge447 3 года назад +5

      Fact

    • @BB_Promoter
      @BB_Promoter 3 года назад +10

      Im personally a man of Plo Koon but I do agree Kit Fisto is also awesome

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 года назад +1

      Real

  • @spumy_plughole1191
    @spumy_plughole1191 3 года назад +68

    “I love you like a brother “ has a whole different meaning when Leia says it

  • @owenchafer1083
    @owenchafer1083 3 года назад +30

    That Vader "Did I just make a dad joke?" scene was hilarious.

  • @j0hncarp
    @j0hncarp 3 года назад +48

    Saw Guerrera being the Force's stress ball just straight up killed me

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 3 года назад +168

    "Not at all a strike on the same scale, but per capita striking it might be bigger."
    Kilian has a knack for making things funny purely because they're true.

  • @PanvelTyrell
    @PanvelTyrell 3 года назад +79

    "How did my father die?"
    "49 times, we fought that beast..."

    • @tennheroisbae886
      @tennheroisbae886 3 года назад +8

      His blood, it drained into the boards, we had to change them...

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 года назад +3

      @@tennheroisbae886 we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us.

    • @jordandwiggins1026
      @jordandwiggins1026 3 года назад +1

      “Someday when you are older…
      You may be be hit by a boulder.”
      wait wrong one

  • @hmpalex7404
    @hmpalex7404 3 года назад +59

    I love how Killian brainwashed us to immediately think of halo whenever he mentiones the best sci-fy series or the best fiction writing.

    • @0That_Guy0
      @0That_Guy0 2 года назад +8

      Followed by Digimon.

  • @korvenett9882
    @korvenett9882 3 года назад +400

    The swedish dub calling it "The Star's Wars" threw kid me off into thinking it was about literal stars fighting.

    • @maxjones503
      @maxjones503 3 года назад +30

      To be fair the actual name isn't much more descriptive.

    • @korvenett9882
      @korvenett9882 3 года назад +12

      @@maxjones503 Wait it makes even less sense the original trilogy doesn't feature an actual war! Just some dumbass rebellion

    • @att7364
      @att7364 3 года назад +5

      @@korvenett9882 and a country with state vs rebellion is called?

    • @korvenett9882
      @korvenett9882 3 года назад +4

      @@att7364 A Rebellion? I don't understand your question. At best the "war" in Star Wars is a civil war.

    • @lizardlegend42
      @lizardlegend42 3 года назад +18

      @@korvenett9882 are civil wars not a war to you? I mean it's kinda in the name
      And yes, it's referred to as the galactic civil war

  • @jamieenoshima5147
    @jamieenoshima5147 3 года назад +51

    Holy shit the recapping Obi Wan of the Clone Wars series is so funny. It makes his flashback PTSD funnier. Instead of PTSD, he's just like fk that I'm not telling that whole story.

  • @elliehugg
    @elliehugg 3 года назад +142

    LMFAO The Han vs Greedo scene

    • @vine01
      @vine01 3 года назад +10

      every1 knows Han shot first XD

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 3 года назад +2

      @@vine01 What are you talking about, Greedo clearly shot multiple times first?
      _(joke)_

  • @broccilrbandit4566
    @broccilrbandit4566 3 года назад +19

    “If you saw a hill then saw a taller hill what would you call that”
    “I’m not following”
    “Your father did”
    Best line ever

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 года назад +112

    10:18 Oh man, I never freakin realized that, that George Lucas and Luke Skywalker share a name

    • @stelladespire6068
      @stelladespire6068 3 года назад +11

      Well, Luke _is_ a self-insert character afterall.

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl 3 месяца назад +1

      @@stelladespire6068let’s hope that doesn’t matter when it comes to Lucas’ relationship to siblings

  • @Stelum1000
    @Stelum1000 3 года назад +82

    "Listen kiddo, tomorrow I'm dissolving the Senate, and Alderan"

  • @daveydwhite
    @daveydwhite 3 года назад +108

    Kilian is the single best creator on the entire internet. This like all of his videos is pure gold! All praise lord Kilian, may he never stop making these hilarious gems 🙏

  • @JasminLeblanc
    @JasminLeblanc 3 года назад +40

    The exagerated Han solo head streching absolutely slayed me.

  • @guthriebarrett
    @guthriebarrett 3 года назад +135

    I'm so glad Kilian made a retrospective on this gem. I couldn't find any other ones.

    • @xxsw4yxx
      @xxsw4yxx 3 года назад +6

      None i could trust with the upmost confidence of a red panda...

  • @C00kiesAplenty
    @C00kiesAplenty 3 года назад +188

    "Podracing champion Darth Vader"
    Podchamp

    • @davidthor4405
      @davidthor4405 3 года назад +10

      Just... take my like and get out

  • @10Adragon
    @10Adragon 3 года назад +350

    I've never seen the Original Trilogy but I played the LEGO games, alias the superior way to experience Star Wars

    • @DuckStrider
      @DuckStrider 3 года назад +41

      A true fan ladies and gentlemen

    • @scyphron4357
      @scyphron4357 3 года назад +12

      The movies are good. Def recommended although you can really see the age. If that bothers you

    • @CygnusTheSilly
      @CygnusTheSilly 3 года назад +10

      As a character from there I can confirm

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 3 года назад +4

      spoken like a true fan and enjoyer of high quality vidya

    • @LongNguyen-oj2ji
      @LongNguyen-oj2ji 3 года назад +5

      no joke ,i played the whole SW Lego game like years before i actually watch the movies

  • @leGUIGUI
    @leGUIGUI 3 года назад +324

    I like how you included Rebels and even a bit of Bad Batch, but completely skipped Solo. Like, it's not even in the parody category.

    • @RagbagMcShag
      @RagbagMcShag 3 года назад +32

      It's in the same category as fanfictions involving C3PO and R2D2

    • @enitsu-142
      @enitsu-142 3 года назад +18

      it ain’t THAT bad tbh. It was ok. Ok doesn’t cut it for Star Wars though.

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 3 года назад +7

      @@enitsu-142 I really don't see why everyone absolutely hated Solo.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 3 года назад +6

      @Jackson Larson Me neither. Most of Solo was meh, but there were some great parts - I really enjoyed Woody Harrelson's character Beckett, and Donald Glover was a fantastic Lando. He emboddied Billy Dee Williams.
      And despite all the press about him needing an acting coach (and every film set has an acting coach, the one for A New Hope basically directed the movie while Lucas played with his props), Alden Ehrenreich was very good as a young Han Solo.
      Qi'ra was genuinely awfully acted- Emilia Clarke was more wooden than a city on Khasyyyk, and the movie had it's bad and WTF moments, but every Star Wars film has had a few of those, so... *shrug*

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 года назад +8

      I find it odd that most changes and reiterations of Han has made him more competent.
      The first iteration had him as a rogue that only had street smarts. He bested Greedy by acting first. Street smarts! But he showed Kenobi that he wasn't a great pilot by giving a distance instead of a time when talking about the FAST ship he has. Also, Chewbacca is the pilot. Han is just acting. Chewbacca does everything.
      Han talked about the Jedi as crazy people that tricked people into believing in magic. Han was not at all informed about the wider world. His street smarts told him to not trust people, which made him a bit more ignorant. Han's small world didn't need those distractions.

  • @iliyaans1058
    @iliyaans1058 3 года назад +64

    This absolute genius is truly the DaVicnci of the 21st century

  • @Mernom
    @Mernom 3 года назад +25

    'The Empire didn't plan on having enemies' explains so much...

  • @DanielGomez-xo1sh
    @DanielGomez-xo1sh 3 года назад +18

    "Why do I wanne se her stuck in a washing machine"
    I can say that all the waiting for a New kilian video was absolutely worth it.

  • @billyshears8644
    @billyshears8644 3 года назад +52

    Damn that's actually a really prescient point about Rogue One and the way the rebel change to fit modern geo-political views

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 3 года назад +126

    It's a relatively unknown piece of trivia, but the reason Fox thought Star Wars is going to be a flop is because the original cut is garbage. Think prequel level quality. They literally saved it in post.
    Well, that may be a bit of a hyperbole, but the original cut was kinda bad.

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 3 года назад +48

      The original cut was garbage, Lucas's original wife recut it into a good movie, then he dumped that wife.

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 3 года назад +51

      @@romitkumar6272 It's partially true. Though the real issue may have been that the original cut was poorly paced. The original editor was fired. Then Marcia Lucas and her team were brought on board... and won an oscar for their efforts.
      Granted, the rough cut was made before the music or the special effects were finished, which probably made it seem less impressive.

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +9

      Hey, revenge of the sith isn’t THAT bad, especially compared to some of the other Star Wars movies

    • @rebel_diamonds
      @rebel_diamonds 3 года назад +23

      Fox thought it was gonna flop cause most sci-fi movies flopped in those days.
      The original cut was slowly paced and Lucas himself fired the editor and brought 3 editors to finish the film on time. Marcia that everyone credits with saving the movie only edited the trench run and a few minor scenes. Lucas didn't dump her, she cheated on him with the carpenter working on Skywalker Ranch.
      The whole notion of Star Wars being saved in the edit seems to stem from people not being able to reconcile that the same man that gave the 3 beloved movies also gave the 3 movies they hated. So it has to be that SW is good despite Lucas. Apparently all these people saw the true gem of potential in SW and worked behind Lucas' back to steer it to greatness. In reality most of the crew didn't give af. Just a paycheck till the next gig. Nobody knew or dreamed they were working on a future cultural phenonenon. But now everbody acts like they were the real power behind the throne. Paul Hirsch one of the 3 editors for example takes credit for lightsaber colors and other stuff.

    • @Quirderph
      @Quirderph 3 года назад +11

      @@rebel_diamonds It has been said that films are made in the editing room. "Saving the movie" is essentially what *all* editors are hired to do.

  • @Silas_MN
    @Silas_MN 3 года назад +15

    that Dune reference is magnificent, and he did it before Dune was pop culture relevant again

  • @thatguythatdoesstuff5899
    @thatguythatdoesstuff5899 3 года назад +19

    ''The gang escapes by pretending to be Snoke.'' Damn, Killian. You killed him harder than Kylo.

  • @xenoplaguedoctor2912
    @xenoplaguedoctor2912 3 года назад +22

    0:40
    As a Washingtonian I am DEEPLY offended. We are ABSOLUTELY NOT the second most mediocre state. WE ARE FAR MORE MEDIOCRE THAN CALIFORNIA.

  • @anthonyhenriques7654
    @anthonyhenriques7654 3 года назад +6

    _"Pod racing champion, Darth Vader"_ is the best description for him I've ever heard

  • @Firnin
    @Firnin 3 года назад +27

    >in most modern stories he’ll experience war and realize he had it better on the far
    >in this story he’ll experience war and find it quite pleasant
    Or as I like to call it, Luke had the Ernst Jünger reaction to war rather than the Erich Remarque one

  • @dvtye3378
    @dvtye3378 3 года назад +22

    Kenobi going over his history with the clone wars with Luke was the funniest conversation ever.

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 3 года назад +43

    7:45 I can totally buy that. Tarkin's fantasies revolve around taking off his shirt, showing off his swole abs and scar and dunking on and beating the shit out of incompetent personnel

    • @Checkmate1138
      @Checkmate1138 3 года назад +2

      So Tarkin is basically Putin?

    • @0That_Guy0
      @0That_Guy0 2 года назад

      @Checkmate1138 Putin is just a Tarkin wannabe.

  • @justakid8904
    @justakid8904 3 года назад +288

    As a Turk I am so proud you mentioned “Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam.”

    • @exactlyloler61
      @exactlyloler61 3 года назад +18

      One of the best shitty turkish movies
      Yine Bakmak istiyorum xD

    • @Kinolay1
      @Kinolay1 3 года назад +16

      I’m a Turk as well and I’m just as proud

    • @exactlyloler61
      @exactlyloler61 3 года назад +2

      @@TheFalseShepphard I wonder

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 года назад +2

      How's your women's rights going?

    • @justakid8904
      @justakid8904 3 года назад +19

      @@wellshit9489 Turkey is a party to the Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women since 1985, as well as to its Optional Protocol since 2002. ... In 2004, an update to article 10 of the constitution placed the responsibility for establishing gender equality on the state: "men and women have equal rights.

  • @jonathanliszkahackzell1207
    @jonathanliszkahackzell1207 3 года назад +11

    16:04 As a military man I can confirm that if you brought me a walking carpet in manacles I would just point you to the MP and get on with my day.

  • @kobeteknavorg
    @kobeteknavorg 3 года назад +320

    Kilian should do garbage guides to the other Mass Effect games, especially since legendary edition just came out.

    • @stelladespire6068
      @stelladespire6068 3 года назад +9

      Yes please. Can't wait for Kilian to trash my beloved game!

    • @jaspergregorio9774
      @jaspergregorio9774 3 года назад

      YES!

    • @sneakyking
      @sneakyking 3 года назад

      YES

    • @skysayshi4039
      @skysayshi4039 3 года назад +3

      Agreed! I am secure enough in my love for the trilogy that there's nothing Killian could say!
      Unless he plays a custom shepard...

  • @skysayshi4039
    @skysayshi4039 3 года назад +50

    Watto announcing himself as Luke's grandfather made me laugh the most so far, fuck sake xD I get the feeling Killian is actually a much bigger SW nerd than he lets on, and that's very groovy :p

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls Год назад +1

      Also, he shows up as a force ghost... was Watto a Jedi?

  • @obi-wankenobi8406
    @obi-wankenobi8406 3 года назад +177

    Now after that you've got to do KOTOR after teasing us for 45min with the soundtrack like that

  • @alfinandy1612
    @alfinandy1612 3 года назад +22

    Man, the wait are always worth it. Your vids are rare but always exceptionally done. We can tell you spent a lot of work into it. Love u Mr. Red Panda, never disappear

  • @charlesmaddison212
    @charlesmaddison212 3 года назад +41

    Jedi are like Pokemasters except instead of using fuzzy creatures, they use child soldiers

  • @baguettegott3409
    @baguettegott3409 3 года назад +84

    He's right though - if you cut out the romantic music and actually listen, the Han and Leia kiss scene is creepy as heck. She says "let go!" and tries to push him off and back away several times, and he just... doesn't.
    And then it's finnneeee because I guess deep down she did actually want it all along. Ew.

  • @sooyoungjo4258
    @sooyoungjo4258 3 года назад +27

    Gotta love Kilian's Retrospective to his Retrospective two minutes in.

  • @victim109
    @victim109 3 года назад +41

    homeboy really did put in a Dune reference, other than the one planet that is in every movie

  • @notkillian1283
    @notkillian1283 3 года назад +42

    What THANK YOU KILLIAN YOU ARE AMAZING

    • @notkillian1283
      @notkillian1283 3 года назад

      @Evelyn 21 y.o - check my vidéó who made you do this

  • @joby645
    @joby645 3 года назад +7

    Was not expecting the Dune reference at the end with the muhab-C3PO. These videos are genuinely so good

  • @tynamolord2430
    @tynamolord2430 3 года назад +57

    “At least I have a smell unlike your planet”
    BOOM

  • @harlekingnapmaster3986
    @harlekingnapmaster3986 3 года назад +19

    Be careful not to choke on your aspirations director- I just Made a dad joke.
    Did Padme...?

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +121

    Kilian experience? _Now that's a name I have not heard for a long time_
    Ah yes Garbage Retrospective of Star Wars' original trilogy, *_"A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"_*

    • @ck49mvp
      @ck49mvp 3 года назад +4

      The references are strong with this one

  • @tilltronje1623
    @tilltronje1623 3 года назад +8

    Listen, two things will be dissolved tomorrow.
    The senate and Alderaan.
    Lmao that was genius

  • @rasto62
    @rasto62 3 года назад +36

    As a Dane, I really have to compliment your Danish skills. Impressive for a panda

  • @yuvaln.6592
    @yuvaln.6592 3 года назад +7

    9:40 "lord vader you seem to have a disease that wouldn't actually date the video"
    *Coughs in 2020's general grievous*

  • @dredude68
    @dredude68 3 года назад +147

    Still waiting for the the two hour retrospective for the clone wars.

  • @henryalexander7325
    @henryalexander7325 3 года назад +13

    9:30 I googled ""villain" to fact check this, and yes, Darth Vader does come up in the first two rows. Unfortunately, the very first result is a racist caricature of a Jewish person (and unfortunately, it's not Watto)

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 3 года назад +27

    Your reinterpretation of the "I am your father" scene was absolutely grlorious 🤣

  • @dawnsmith5475
    @dawnsmith5475 3 года назад +14

    Watching any of Killian's videos always brings a certain sense of joy that you can't get anywhere else. Thank you Mr. Red Panda

  • @JHCFC88
    @JHCFC88 3 года назад +82

    Random thought enters my mind "I wonder if Killian has any new videos out?"
    Check his channel and to see he's released this video 20 minutes ago. Killian has mastered mind control.

    • @paulacottrell1034
      @paulacottrell1034 3 года назад +2

      Yeah like yesterday I started binge watching the old videos and he uploads it always happens like that for me

  • @Aerowarrier
    @Aerowarrier 3 года назад +12

    Omg...Saw Gerrera(?) being the force’s stress ball...why is that so fucking accurate it hurts...

  • @thomasyoungman2274
    @thomasyoungman2274 3 года назад +11

    I chocked so hard when Rogue One was considered one of the 9 movies and the Rise of Skywalker was labelled as a parody

  • @CrowQQ
    @CrowQQ 3 года назад +25

    "and why do I want to see her stuck in the washing machine" that got me good

  • @CPU9incarnate
    @CPU9incarnate 3 года назад +15

    The idea of Vader realizing that Padme gave birth before she died based on himself making a dad joke is brilliant.

  • @DrLennieSmall
    @DrLennieSmall 3 года назад +13

    I was wondering what to do for the next 45 minutes, thank you

  • @Sam_596
    @Sam_596 Год назад +4

    "C3PO starts a jihad he can't do anything about"
    Is that a goddamn Dune reference? In my star wars?

  • @guthriebarrett
    @guthriebarrett 3 года назад +10

    I like how Kilian makes Obi-Wan into a chatty uncle

  • @John-kd2tc
    @John-kd2tc 3 года назад +21

    I believe it is canon that pain receptors were installed to make sure another droid army won't exist.

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 3 года назад +8

      Which is genius because humans never fight because of their pain receptors

    • @googleandsusansucks
      @googleandsusansucks 3 года назад +5

      @@mmsL125 It is funny that some people accept everything when you put the word "canon" in front of it.

    • @cakecinema9385
      @cakecinema9385 3 года назад +4

      ​@@mmsL125 Even beyond it being ineffective, starwars never really deals with the moral implications of being able to mass produce sentient beings that can feel pain, regardless of if they're droids or clones. I know that'd probably be boring for most audiences but it seems like a major plot problem to me. Like, at what point do people go 'hey, maybe we should consider *not* just printing more people when we need cheap labor'

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 3 года назад +1

      @@cakecinema9385 it’s a movie

    • @cakecinema9385
      @cakecinema9385 3 года назад +4

      @@mmsL125 That doesn't mean it can't explore interesting moral questions, arguably exploration morality and emotions are central themes of the text.

  • @fictionarch
    @fictionarch 3 года назад +75

    0:06 best part about this joke is that he forgot about solo.

    • @JamesTobiasStewart
      @JamesTobiasStewart 3 года назад +7

      Well you would wouldn't you?

    • @fictionarch
      @fictionarch 3 года назад +9

      @@JamesTobiasStewart I did have to watch the clip twice before I noticed.

    • @user-rf1vf4ji6i
      @user-rf1vf4ji6i 3 года назад +8

      Just imagine if Disney released it in December instead of 6 months after TLJ broke the fandom in pieces. The movie would've done so much better in the box office after the storm had settled.

    • @trueredpanda1538
      @trueredpanda1538 3 года назад +1

      Oh, right.... Thats a movie....

  • @AthenianOwl237
    @AthenianOwl237 3 года назад +4

    "Who the Force uses as a stressball" had me laughing out loud at work....god damn that was good