Garbage Retrospective To Harry Potter
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2018
- Harry potter is a series written by J K rowling now I am going to make fun of it whish me luck. This is a parody there is no need to correct me if you found an error. I know there are hundreds of errors but I’ll just call them theory and that should justify them.
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Kilian Experience fuck you, Hufflepuff is awsome
Kilian Experience keep up the great work hilarious
3:53 That Chad Gryffindor was incredible holy shit
Thanks, I never read all the books. Now I don't have to
You're a normal kid Harry, I'm actually just a house invader. -Hagrid
Do "What if George didn't lose his left ear?" - It would be a great vid!
Yey!!! AlternateHistoryHub is here to save the day! xD
AlternateHistoryHub Ayyy love your videos keep good work up cause I for sure he'll can't like how does one edit
And doesn't give up half way through production
AlternateHistoryHub ayy your here!
What are YOU doing here?!
‘Don’t care for George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear.’ Damn, Kilian. Too soon.
HerHollyness slice
Suleiman The Magnificent hello onion man
Little does he know, George will get a heart-attack in his left ear.
Griffin Little so sad
"I like Fred" Well... Um... How do I break it to you?
“Voldemort opens Dumbledore’s grave and finds a note from Warner Brothers saying *we like money* “
Buy the Dumbledore DLC, you noseless freak!
For some reason, at that point, I heard Mr. Crabs voice saying this in my head
Thanks for writing it down, I can't hear and have to rely on comments
@@szymps LMAOOO
They'd never do that. Paper is too expensive.
11:30 "it is established that love can stop an avada kavada, so it must mean harry just didn't love him enough". This right there is utterly glorious and the best line of this video.
"It didn't kill him! Is Voldemort in love with Harry?"
@@topilepojarvicomposer6157 Also that voldemort hated himself.
As when he fired his spell on harry only voldemort soul that was in harry died.
@@topilepojarvicomposer6157 HA GAYYYYYYYYYÝYYYY
I liked when he referred to lovegood as Alex Jones
oooooh 666 likes
"Harry Potter is a story about children in the 90's who never got to hear the Spice Girls".
...That is not wrong.
^thousandth like 👌😩
"The first thing that murdered Harry Potter was the Finnish book covers."
Am a finn, can confirm.
shut it they're beautiful >:/
Ai vittu oliks ne vaa sellasii suomes :D kelasinki et niis on jotai outoo :D
füg :D
as a finn, can confirm the confirm
Jep
"The books makes this super obvious, the movies are way smarter about this, they only show us this by making him more handsome every year. " that shit had me dying.
17:30
"It didn't kill him... *_DID VOLDEMORT LOVE HIM?!_* "
*"I'm just a hallucination Harry, you're just conjuring things up to cope with being locked under a stairwell"*
~ Hagrid
Justin Y. New profile picture i see.
Ayo You are here too?
Stop >:(
do you draw your own profile pictures?
Misaka Mikoto was better.
I don't understand how you can tell so many similar punchlines, yet still make them hilarious. Your comedic timing is gold.
Shady Doorags Then a giant snake showed up
You realize all comedic timing on youtube can be achieved through proper editing.
911 likes
Noice
I've seen it done in text format once. 'There's no way this can end poorly'. Then, 2 screenshots later.... 'It ended poorly'.
Rinse and repeat every time a cringy harem moment happens.
@Shady Doorags who is worse? Dolores Umbridge or Diane Nguyen?
"Harry's betting it all on Black."
Might possibly be the best line ever.
Tristan Gillis And so did Isorrows in New Vegas...
eyyy its a small world, dude!
@@SilusValeriusVT instead u bet it all on red, comrade
"Madam Hooch! Harry Potter is all about the Hooch!"
*"Your a main character Harry, you can't die"*
~Hagrid
You're*
@Yung Pumuckl r/woooooooosh
@Yung Pumuckl but some special stone saved him or something
@@vodkawhisperer3923 accually it was his blood that saved him, he droped the stone before talking to uncle voldy
"People can die in Harry Potter. No one is safe. Seamus!"
That cracked me up.
why did he say seamus tho?
hafid lho because seamus is the best character.
Who was Seamus again?
@@June28July the best short wave radio Moderator that later crushed reviewbrahs show and RUclips channel.
Then Seamus started to review wiz Donald's and Burger Witch products.
I might be a super nerd by knowing this but, Seamus's mother freaked after the incident with Cedric so she tried to take him away from Hogwarts, homeschool him. There might be another joke though.
"The worst way is the books, because you have to learn these symbols"
*Shows the Latin alphabet*
Best joke of the entire video
never heard anyone ever refer to them as "Latin" alphabet
@@Archeol Everybody refers to it as the latin alphabet, what're you on about.
@@Archeol You realize that that alphabet was literally made for the language *_Latin_* right?
Archeol ok kid who’s 5 years old
@@Chuked not the best username to be saying that
"And I completely forgot to talk about the Deathly Hallows" There was so little focus on them in the movies that I legit didn't even notice he skipped that
Voldamort was resurrected...and promptly died 4 seconds later, shot by a muggle with a shotgun.
"No Tresspassin'!"
Lol
oi you got a loicense for that self defense
Was that Muggle from North Carolina?
YOU DAMN KIDS GET OTTA MY MAGIC SCHOOL
'murica
I liked the part in the movies where Harry was like "It's over Malfoy, I have the high ground!" and Malfoy was all like "Noooooooooooooooooo."
Can't believe they cut that out of the video games. Smh.
My favorite part was when Voldemort bit off Harry’s finger so he could get the ring.
My favorite part was when Harry stabs in the DeLorean to escape from the bunch of Alkaida guys and gave Sirius a letter to warn him that he will get caught by dementors
"It's made clear that love can stop Avada Kadavra, so I guess Harry just didn't love him enough."
LOL
OOF
"Hagrid tries to kill Malfoy with a bird" that's the moment I lost it X'D
I lost it ages before that.
"The Time turner can't actually change the past... for now." *shows The Cursed Child* OH MY GOD.
YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEN OMG LIKE OMG SKSKSKSKSKSK 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
@@apalsnerg what the fuck
*EXPLAIN*
@@doctorsnakeeater1997 The cursed child is a clusterfuck of a screenplay in which Voldemort's bastard child, Delphine, poses as a Diggory and uses a time turner to make it so Voldemort end up in control of Hogwarts and the British Wizarding World. It is utter tripe.
Basically, it's a canon, slightly higher production value My Immortal.
@@justelliot4870 its shit
Xenophilius Lovegood: THEY'RE TURNING THE CHOCOLATE FROGS GAY
His first name was *Xenophilius*??? "Lover of the Strange" Lovegood? Ffs Rowling.
LMAO I can't stop laughing omg
but i bet you didn't expect that the sorcerers stone is actually a infinity stone, a big plot twist that thanos figured out in infinity war
And it was the 37th teaching of Vivec
Also a plot device of Johnny English
oh noes this is terrible >m
Infinity war: The most ambitious crossover in history
Harry Stark and the Chamber Of Avengers: *hold my wand*
Just when you think that garbage movie could not get any worse. You come up with that.
Honestly, Voldie should have just made the most random things Horcruxes like a tiny rock then take the rock and hide in a cupboard or something. No one would ever think he would make a random rock of all things a Horcrux and they would keep destroying the cup and diadem and stuff but never will the find the rock anywhere. The second Horcrux could be a Nokia (good luck destroying that) or a random leaf that he can put in shed or something.
He should have just thrown literally anything Into the Mariana trench
😂😂
Yeah, that's why it's kinda justified by "he has big ego so he'll only put pieces of his soul inside valuable objects" but still, if he can do it 7 times he can make at least one of them a random rock he'd throw in the middle of the ocean.
@@dwight3555 Or just throw all of them in the ocean. They're still valuable, important objects, but replace them all with a cheap copy (there must be spells that can do that sorta thing) and boom. People dedicate their entire life to destroying the fakes, not knowing that they're all actualy under kilometers of water that would kill any wizard stupid enough to go diving for them.
@@astraregulus2672 Also a good idea, but there are so many possibilities honestly, like Imperius curse on an astronaut and have the horcruxes sent to space or burying it somewhere randomly in a desert, or near an active volcano, or deep in a forest.
If Voldy was smart with even one horcrux, he would have been immortal.
"ginny the voices told me to do it is not going to hold up in court " :D
Its reference to NAZI collaborator during nuremberg trials i assume?
@@grundergesellscahftmkii6196 no. The Nazis didn't use that excuse. It's a joke referring to people who claim insanity to escape prison.
I don't consider this a real guide because it doesn't involve Harry Potter and what looked like a large pile of ash
exaclty. Only real fans know about the original edition of the first book - Harry Potter and what looked like a large pile of ash
R/wooosh
TigerSnail unfortunately you just whooooshed yourself
OH NO
The CGI Ron at 12:14 is creepily realistic.
ik
yeah
Omg
Spooky
"His turban holds... Some random guy, that's not Voldemort he has a nose" that one got me so hard haha
7:50
Harry potter and uh... *DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE*
DID YEH PUT YEH NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH!!!!
*foam spews from mouth*
Mikhail Mcmorrow he said calmly
Just watch 8:50
"I like Fred, don't care for George" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard
Yeah and the left ear comment was because it gets blown off in deathly hallows
This is the most accurate recounting of Harry Potter ever. Trust me, I’ve never read the books.
"Is Voldemort in love with Harry!?" -- Best line, best line.
Holy shit I never read Harry Potter, I never thought it had a ton of murder and terrorist warfare.
Some Random Name Oh yeah, it did!
voldemort is like dio but less gay
+Lou
*more gay
As Killian explains Voldemort was gay for Harry
Also a surprising amount of torture. Like, a spell for just torture exists and is used all the time.
VOn StROHEiM
"That's not Voldemort, he has a nose!"
Alright, I’ve gotta say it: Voldemort _does_ have a nose, guys-it’s just flat. He has a flat nose with slits for nostrils, like a snake. If he actually didn’t have a nose, like Erik, then there’d just be a hole in the center of his face.
@@autumnphillips151 wouldn’t that make it nostrils?
“I don’t care for George. My favorite thing about him is his left ear.”
YOU DIDN’T.
"But Snape still loved her and to prove his love he took over Nakatomi Plaza"
I didn't understood that reference ;-;
@@romina2185 Alan Rickman played a villain in the first Die Hard movie, where he held hostages in Nakatomi Plaza
Love the die hard reference
"Happy trails, Snape."
-Voldemort probably
He also went into space with Buzz Lightyear and Adrian Monk to help octopuses.
And then a giant snake showed up.
9:50 Voldemort at least had the decency to call himself the Dark Lord, unlike Umbridge.
Ultra Voldemort you mean?
Ultimate Voldermort
I miss top waifu
Ultimort
Voldemoch*
"Worst way is the books, because you have to learn these... symbols."
Me: *Uncontrolled laughter*
"It's proven that love can stop an avada kedabra so Harry just didn't love him enough" 😂🤣😂
He doesn't even get a ghost. Cause he fell through the Door of True Death. I forget its actual name. It's an ominous archway made of obsidian covered with a billowing curtain made up of tortured, disembodied souls.
you forgot one book, it's Harry Potter and the Economic Problem of Socialism In the USSR
Sole Survivor I have seen that image lol
Written by J. K. Stalin?
THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH SOCIALISM
You're unironically right
@@johnquarb9788 hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
He who shall not be nosed!
This magic man cant be tough. We shall sneak up on him where he cant smell and give him a buttkicking to his evil buttocks. Right boo?
Stop being nosy and get Sirius. And I know I am being Moody but I really feel like Lupin some puns, and then eSnape all the bad-pun haters. Neville will you see me again
He who shall not smell!
People can die in Harry Potter? Nobody is safe!
AH-
SEAMUS!
10/10 MASTERPIECE BABYYYYY
The moral of Harry Potter is:
TUNNEL SNAKE RULE
"You hear that boys, rollout!" *Struts off*
*insert generic war never changes joke here*
LOSERS DROOL
Don’t be racist against horse people.
I'll show you a real tunnel snake.
"Snape and lily were childhood friends"
That's why Snape lost. Childhood friends never win
Anime flashback return.
Umm? Ron and Hermione?
@@haileygiabiconi8830 They we're not childhood friends! They were classmates!
"The first thing was the Finnish book covers." I thought that the series just had a universal horrible illustrator back in 3rd grade. Didn't know we were the only ones getting tortured.
"The voices made me do it" is not gonna hold up in court.
Yes.
I love how Kilian just disses the entire English language and I don’t even bat an eye
Not even one minute into the video, and I’m already dying of laughter. “You’re a trust-fund kid, Harry”.
*Basilisk fang lands perfectly on the diary
Kilian: Holy shit. Is Harry Potter on Dude Perfect?
I died 😂
nothing funny about it.
2 Persons! omg. lol indeed.
nice personality!
I too have seen the video
The Chad Sword is only held my a true Chad
- J.K Rowling
Also J.K Rowling, this is "cannon."
Remember she said Hogwarts didn't have piping back during the time of its foundation... Making Salazar's suspicious pipelines leading to hidden passages even more suspicious... And also meaning people took dumps at corners.
Her words. Not mine. I'm not the kind of crappy celebrity author who makes things up to stay relevant and allows plot holes.
12:53 “Green mushrooms! Or murder”
Love this part
Kilian's recap is better than the books, that are better than the movies
Giampietro Melotti You forgot to mention that the games are better than the books but not better than the retrospective
saumil padwal The retrospective is worse than the Lego series which have yet to be beat.
regirayquaza Nah. The only thing that is better than the retrospective is that game on old Nokia phones
Harry- You're a big guy.
Hagrid- For you.
Wait, wrong movie.
"Worst is the books because you have to learn these...symbooools."
“Time travel can’t actually change the past f o r n o w”
"and of course, most important of all;
Madame Hooch"
Duuuhhh
She's the best
The jokes about Kilian not knowing who J. K. Rowling is has aged like whisky.
"Jake Rowling" that couldn't be better if it was deliberate
Because she got cancelled? Lol.
Jonathaniel Konstantine Rowling
@@EinFelsbrocken Aaaaaaaaaaah
Kinda sucks tho. She just said the truth, albeit krassly.
This is obviously the most accurate reprensentation of what happened.
I'm glad that you showed both the console and pc games. I was always confused when I went over to friends house and the "same game" we both had was completely different.
Harry Potter and the...
BUMPY RIDE *Jamaican accent*
LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O CLOCK
"They go to see Alex Jones"
Lost my spaghetti
Hufflepuff as a special needs class lmao
as a hufflepuff, I found that line too funny to be offended
As a Hufflepuff and with speech defects...
As a Hufflepuff I'm kinda tired of this joke
They all bunch of stoners ;p
As a Hufflepuff I feel slightly offended but also amused
"But Harry is betting it all on Black."
......
OH I GET IT!
I'm sorry Kilian... but you cannot call a guide that nailed so much and got so much correct a "garbage guide"
This is clearly a "golden guilded treasure guild of awesome"
I demand you change the title of your RUclips video post haste!
Katrina Payne BuT iTs CaLlEd A gArBagE GuIde BeCaUse ItS inACuRaTe1
Katrina Payne Hehe!
The video is so accurate, I'm not kidding, I'm a huge Harry Potter
@Katrina Payne its a satirical name lmao
This video has some many iconic moments I quote so often without anyone knowing wtf I'm on about. My favourites are "he's still not done! ", "Seamus *in a worried voice*" and "trust fund kids and their lawyers" brilliant!
"is that?-nooooooo!" that angiushed Molly mock scream is fucking hilarious. Thank you for this. I love all your videos
You're a furry!
No, I'm a werewolf...
...and a furry
Johanna tta
16:53 came so out of nowhere i laughed out loud. As a Finn, i can confirm, the book covers are weird as all hell
Why does, what I assume is Harry, look like a young Egon??
“I like Fred. Don't care for George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear.“
I see where this is going
14:58 this part is so true it hurts how Warner did not give us such a scene before the 7th movie ending
Are you going to do the same for Lord of the Rings?
The games are actually fire
This comment needs more attention.
@@LibertyDino it really does
Hi
Mad lad actually did it
You’re a hairry wizard
_a what_
WeridAnimeLover69 YOU A WIZARD
Harry your a wizard
you're a hairy potter
you're a lizard Jerry
Imagine if Tom Riddle had instead decided to go with "To" as his name. talking in Harry Potter would been hard.
Excuse me but the Finnish book covers are great, look at Lockhart's glorious smile
"All I liked was George's left ear"? I just died.
This is better names
1 harry potter and the red rock
2 harry potter and the snake room
3 harry potter and the mean jail guy
4 harry potter and the cup
5 harry potter and the bird club
6harry potter and the guy with only half of his blood
7 harry potter and finals week
harry potter and the economic problems of socialism in the USSR by j k stalin
@@SapphicAshley Harry Potter and the history of Expelliarmus. The book explores the dark ages of wizardry, where for hundreds of years the only spell known to man was Expelliarmus, and, "wizards" were treated like speds just throwing sticks about.
1 Harry Potter and the gagged snitch
2 Harry Potter and the vicious bludger
3 Oliver Wood and the fallen seeker
4 Viktor Krum and the quidditch world cup
5 Ron Weasley and the dream of erised
6 Ginny Weasley and the kiss of sweet victory
7 Harry Potter and the return of the gagged snitch
Harry Potter and that guy who have crush on his dead mother
1 Harry Potter goes to the zoo
2 Harry Potter steals a car
3 Harry Potter gets the best racing broom ever
4 Harry Potter meets kids from other countries
5 Harry Potter and Cho sittin' on a tree
6 Harry Potter still sittin' on that tree, but with Ginny
7 Harry Potter is that kid that luuuuvs going to school and try to protect it from magic nazis
3:43 Oh my god, you're actually right. I accept that everything else was a complete and utter joke, but this made me look up when Hogwarts was actually founded.
Whats Harry's favorite way to get down a hill?
Walking
*JK ROLLING*
Actually his name is Jake Rowling, watch the video nerd, jeez
Snapjaw no u
hey, you missed a comma.
Pyro comma
yes
"But it's been shown that love can stop an avada kedavra curse, so clearly harry just didn't love him enough." I legit had to go back and listen to that a few more times because of what an amazing line it is.
First challenge: Steal an egg from a dragon.
AVADA KEDAVRA
That was easy
Hand grenade, obviously
There is at least one fanfic with this plot point.
Secont task: Lake
Avada kedavra if anything shows up
Final: Maze: Avada kedavra randomly, the spell will pass and kill whoever it hits
"Steal an egg from a dragon"
*AVADA KEDABRA*
When J.K Rowling put out book 5, she said that she created the most unlikeable teacher in fiction. That was the case until 2018, when Persona 5 was released in the west.
Honestly, Umbridge's palace would be fucking terrifying.
Umbridge is much worse than Kamoshida
Very surprised I haven't seen anybody mention the joke about George's left ear... Good one Kilian
SusLord I thought the same thing, real fun
I thought it was a wholly good joke.
Right that jokes Sectumsem-perfect .
5:28 I really though Harry was about to slap Ginny, oh my god😂
Neville has no talents in the same sense as Luke Skywalker at the beginning of A New Hope. That kid has an arc, and it's actually a pretty good one. J. K. Rowling actually knew how to write back before she lost her mind and started taking the whole "I'm a witch!" thing to her head.
Benjamin McLean It’s a shame how things change but at least the world is there
Yeah, probably going mad after her other novel after Harry Potter (detective story) failed.
First Order Ball dumbledoor has known to be gay for sometime the guy above is talking about how wizards shit themselves and use a spell to clean it up as plumping was just too complex for wizards apparently
Can you really blame her? She created one of the best book series ever written. It was always going to be downhill from there. I don't mind my artists going off the deep end after their work is done
This makes me worry, the only thing I've heard about J.K. Rowling losing her mind is that she knows there are only two genders and is therefore transphobic, and she didn't release Dumbledore being gay fast enough. Just insane idealogy garbage or political claptrap. Is there some real news about J.K. Rowling having some kind of problem? Or are this many people just kooky. I googled it and yeah, she has opinions, but it doesn't make her any less crazy then the rest of you kooks. People are sad af.
dude the Finnish book covers, you don't even know
I think I'm getting a migraine seeing those covers
Mom's Spaghetti my mom wanted me to read the Harry Potter books in Finnish, at first I agreed, but then I saw the book covers
nah, the german covers are....special too.
Thank god the Polish covers were the same as the American ones...
imo the adult british covers are the coolest.
"I don't like George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear."
Son of a..
By the end i really wanted Voldemort to win against Harry.
Neville could have become the true savior.
For the entirety of the video I was wondering if it was the Kilian experience? I'm glad I got an answer.
*Then a giant snake showed up*
The harry potter games are the best shooter
i just realised that (at least the ones i played) the harry potter games are actually (kinda) third person shooters
Vanquish
Except the Prisoner of Azkaban GBA game that's a turn-based rpg. I was surprised(and happy) to see Killian at least use one shot from it as it's sadly the only PoA game I actually played.
Stupify!
"The horrocrux is in a place Kilian forgot to meeentiooon!" Hahahaha.
I hadn't even noticed until that point.
holy shit, you took me back to my childhood with that 'bumpy ride' from the dvd menu
The Harry Potter PC games are the earliest games I can remember playing. Fond memories.
Me too man especially on ps1
14:54 That was by far the funniest moment for me, its just so monotone: "this guy talked to this guy talked to this guy who STRANGLES HIMSELF."
7:14 Love the Animorph reference, Kilian
"Megavoldemort" for Umbridge... I just discovered this channel, and I already love it. I just wish there was more Hermione
"the first school with special Ed. Class"
*Shows picture of Hufflepuff*
So true
Comic Nez *WHAT’S WRONG WITH HUFFLEPUFF?!*
KentuckyWallChicken How much time do you have
Comic Nez I dunno, but at least they aren’t as heartless as most Slytherins.
KentuckyWallChicken true. Good thing I ain't Slytherin