Garbage Retrospective To Harry Potter

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  6 лет назад +3112

    My biggest video ever took forever. Damn I am exhausted now. Gonna do an easier video next time be sure to follow me on twitter for random jokes and updates twitter.com/KilExperience

    • @OneTrickBrett
      @OneTrickBrett 6 лет назад +19

      Kilian Experience is the god we need and want

    • @Lord_cakeatron
      @Lord_cakeatron 6 лет назад +9

      Kilian Experience fuck you, Hufflepuff is awsome

    • @Thered998
      @Thered998 6 лет назад +6

      Kilian Experience keep up the great work hilarious

    • @zeldamon5
      @zeldamon5 6 лет назад +10

      3:53 That Chad Gryffindor was incredible holy shit

    • @Meister_Mogul
      @Meister_Mogul 6 лет назад +6

      Thanks, I never read all the books. Now I don't have to

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 6 лет назад +10838

    You're a normal kid Harry, I'm actually just a house invader. -Hagrid

    • @Luke-mt4ue
      @Luke-mt4ue 6 лет назад +361

      Do "What if George didn't lose his left ear?" - It would be a great vid!

    • @TheGoldenM
      @TheGoldenM 6 лет назад +66

      Yey!!! AlternateHistoryHub is here to save the day! xD

    • @NPC_5120
      @NPC_5120 6 лет назад +35

      AlternateHistoryHub Ayyy love your videos keep good work up cause I for sure he'll can't like how does one edit
      And doesn't give up half way through production

    • @jorlando1094
      @jorlando1094 6 лет назад +10

      AlternateHistoryHub ayy your here!

    • @amadiolivas1405
      @amadiolivas1405 6 лет назад +23

      What are YOU doing here?!

  • @HerHollyness
    @HerHollyness 6 лет назад +2819

    ‘Don’t care for George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear.’ Damn, Kilian. Too soon.

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 лет назад +8

      HerHollyness slice

    • @maltvinegar436
      @maltvinegar436 6 лет назад +8

      Suleiman The Magnificent hello onion man

    • @griffinlittle7589
      @griffinlittle7589 6 лет назад +119

      Little does he know, George will get a heart-attack in his left ear.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 6 лет назад +6

      Griffin Little so sad

    • @ellab114
      @ellab114 6 лет назад +32

      "I like Fred" Well... Um... How do I break it to you?

  • @VladLongPlus
    @VladLongPlus 6 лет назад +3485

    11:30 "it is established that love can stop an avada kavada, so it must mean harry just didn't love him enough". This right there is utterly glorious and the best line of this video.

    • @topilepojarvicomposer6157
      @topilepojarvicomposer6157 5 лет назад +225

      "It didn't kill him! Is Voldemort in love with Harry?"

    • @kundankumar-tw5wm
      @kundankumar-tw5wm 5 лет назад +59

      @@topilepojarvicomposer6157 Also that voldemort hated himself.
      As when he fired his spell on harry only voldemort soul that was in harry died.

    • @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat
      @itwillbeindaysthinkaboutthat 5 лет назад +7

      @@topilepojarvicomposer6157 HA GAYYYYYYYYYÝYYYY

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 5 лет назад +27

      I liked when he referred to lovegood as Alex Jones

    • @ew-mb5ff
      @ew-mb5ff 5 лет назад

      oooooh 666 likes

  • @chasealbrecht7091
    @chasealbrecht7091 4 года назад +434

    "The books makes this super obvious, the movies are way smarter about this, they only show us this by making him more handsome every year. " that shit had me dying.

  • @mrmeatman9948
    @mrmeatman9948 6 лет назад +357

    "It didn't kill him... *_DID VOLDEMORT LOVE HIM?!_* "

  • @ShadyDoorags
    @ShadyDoorags 6 лет назад +2118

    I don't understand how you can tell so many similar punchlines, yet still make them hilarious. Your comedic timing is gold.

    • @firstnamelastname489
      @firstnamelastname489 6 лет назад +91

      Shady Doorags Then a giant snake showed up

    • @ethanpet113
      @ethanpet113 6 лет назад +19

      You realize all comedic timing on youtube can be achieved through proper editing.

    • @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186
      @ihadanamebutitwasbadsonowi8186 6 лет назад +1

      911 likes
      Noice

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 лет назад +2

      I've seen it done in text format once. 'There's no way this can end poorly'. Then, 2 screenshots later.... 'It ended poorly'.
      Rinse and repeat every time a cringy harem moment happens.

    • @authenticbitterleben7434
      @authenticbitterleben7434 5 лет назад +1

      @Shady Doorags who is worse? Dolores Umbridge or Diane Nguyen?

  • @chryssalidbait8765
    @chryssalidbait8765 6 лет назад +2475

    "The first thing that murdered Harry Potter was the Finnish book covers."
    Am a finn, can confirm.

    • @merileva
      @merileva 5 лет назад +50

      shut it they're beautiful >:/

    • @123crafter123
      @123crafter123 5 лет назад +38

      Ai vittu oliks ne vaa sellasii suomes :D kelasinki et niis on jotai outoo :D

    • @IsaacCapelli
      @IsaacCapelli 5 лет назад +7

      füg :D

    • @tuwkkake_
      @tuwkkake_ 5 лет назад +42

      as a finn, can confirm the confirm

    • @foxbread3714
      @foxbread3714 5 лет назад +3

      Jep

  • @hypershard8935
    @hypershard8935 5 лет назад +1697

    “Voldemort opens Dumbledore’s grave and finds a note from Warner Brothers saying *we like money* “

    • @Raheel_Ishaq
      @Raheel_Ishaq 5 лет назад +59

      Buy the Dumbledore DLC, you noseless freak!

    • @Yupinachii
      @Yupinachii 4 года назад +13

      For some reason, at that point, I heard Mr. Crabs voice saying this in my head

    • @szymps
      @szymps 4 года назад +9

      Thanks for writing it down, I can't hear and have to rely on comments

    • @terezadobrovolna5154
      @terezadobrovolna5154 4 года назад +3

      @@szymps LMAOOO

    • @JimmyJoeBob
      @JimmyJoeBob 3 года назад +4

      They'd never do that. Paper is too expensive.

  • @electinawasike979
    @electinawasike979 6 лет назад +655

    "Madam Hooch! Harry Potter is all about the Hooch!"

  • @tristangillis7365
    @tristangillis7365 6 лет назад +655

    "Harry's betting it all on Black."
    Might possibly be the best line ever.

  • @HyruleSwordsman94
    @HyruleSwordsman94 6 лет назад +1209

    "Harry Potter is a story about children in the 90's who never got to hear the Spice Girls".
    ...That is not wrong.

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 6 лет назад +1133

    *"Your a main character Harry, you can't die"*
    ~Hagrid

    • @IsaacCapelli
      @IsaacCapelli 5 лет назад +12

      You're*

    • @erik9632
      @erik9632 4 года назад +2

      @Yung Pumuckl r/woooooooosh

    • @vodkawhisperer3923
      @vodkawhisperer3923 4 года назад

      @Yung Pumuckl but some special stone saved him or something

    • @JocaPlays87
      @JocaPlays87 3 года назад

      @@vodkawhisperer3923 accually it was his blood that saved him, he droped the stone before talking to uncle voldy

  • @nhaer042
    @nhaer042 6 лет назад +661

    "People can die in Harry Potter. No one is safe. Seamus!"
    That cracked me up.

    • @hafidlho7332
      @hafidlho7332 6 лет назад +4

      why did he say seamus tho?

    • @DBZGotenStan
      @DBZGotenStan 6 лет назад +34

      hafid lho because seamus is the best character.

    • @June28July
      @June28July 6 лет назад +4

      Who was Seamus again?

    • @LibertyDino
      @LibertyDino 6 лет назад +10

      @@June28July the best short wave radio Moderator that later crushed reviewbrahs show and RUclips channel.
      Then Seamus started to review wiz Donald's and Burger Witch products.

    • @dogukanbayram4589
      @dogukanbayram4589 6 лет назад +33

      I might be a super nerd by knowing this but, Seamus's mother freaked after the incident with Cedric so she tried to take him away from Hogwarts, homeschool him. There might be another joke though.

  • @alemoncitrus8285
    @alemoncitrus8285 5 лет назад +1526

    "The worst way is the books, because you have to learn these symbols"
    *Shows the Latin alphabet*
    Best joke of the entire video

    • @Archeol
      @Archeol 4 года назад +18

      never heard anyone ever refer to them as "Latin" alphabet

    • @GHhost-m4j
      @GHhost-m4j 4 года назад +73

      @@Archeol Everybody refers to it as the latin alphabet, what're you on about.

    • @ferretive
      @ferretive 4 года назад +41

      @@Archeol You realize that that alphabet was literally made for the language *_Latin_* right?

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 4 года назад +8

      Archeol ok kid who’s 5 years old

    • @Archeol
      @Archeol 4 года назад +17

      @@Chuked not the best username to be saying that

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal 4 года назад +44

    "And I completely forgot to talk about the Deathly Hallows" There was so little focus on them in the movies that I legit didn't even notice he skipped that

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +4107

    *"I'm just a hallucination Harry, you're just conjuring things up to cope with being locked under a stairwell"*
    ~ Hagrid

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 6 лет назад +336

    Voldamort was resurrected...and promptly died 4 seconds later, shot by a muggle with a shotgun.
    "No Tresspassin'!"

  • @LordEpos
    @LordEpos 6 лет назад +515

    I liked the part in the movies where Harry was like "It's over Malfoy, I have the high ground!" and Malfoy was all like "Noooooooooooooooooo."
    Can't believe they cut that out of the video games. Smh.

    • @breakingbacon658
      @breakingbacon658 5 лет назад +26

      My favorite part was when Voldemort bit off Harry’s finger so he could get the ring.

    • @Leon-eq6ei
      @Leon-eq6ei 5 лет назад +2

      My favorite part was when Harry stabs in the DeLorean to escape from the bunch of Alkaida guys and gave Sirius a letter to warn him that he will get caught by dementors

  • @alexmagneispokkenchannel7332
    @alexmagneispokkenchannel7332 6 лет назад +321

    "Hagrid tries to kill Malfoy with a bird" that's the moment I lost it X'D

  • @psychonautmaddy7409
    @psychonautmaddy7409 5 лет назад +234

    "It's made clear that love can stop Avada Kadavra, so I guess Harry just didn't love him enough."
    LOL

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 6 лет назад +453

    7:50
    Harry potter and uh... *DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE*

  • @michaelmoroney9122
    @michaelmoroney9122 6 лет назад +676

    Xenophilius Lovegood: THEY'RE TURNING THE CHOCOLATE FROGS GAY

    • @SobiTheRobot
      @SobiTheRobot 3 года назад +17

      His first name was *Xenophilius*??? "Lover of the Strange" Lovegood? Ffs Rowling.

    • @jaibhavani6454
      @jaibhavani6454 3 года назад +2

      LMAO I can't stop laughing omg

  • @peterzwegat830
    @peterzwegat830 6 лет назад +410

    "ginny the voices told me to do it is not going to hold up in court " :D

    • @grundergesellscahftmkii6196
      @grundergesellscahftmkii6196 6 лет назад +2

      Its reference to NAZI collaborator during nuremberg trials i assume?

    • @Walterdecarvalh0100
      @Walterdecarvalh0100 3 года назад +1

      @@grundergesellscahftmkii6196 no. The Nazis didn't use that excuse. It's a joke referring to people who claim insanity to escape prison.

  • @Witshyperbass
    @Witshyperbass 4 года назад +93

    "His turban holds... Some random guy, that's not Voldemort he has a nose" that one got me so hard haha

  • @MrBigmanhimself
    @MrBigmanhimself 6 лет назад +631

    but i bet you didn't expect that the sorcerers stone is actually a infinity stone, a big plot twist that thanos figured out in infinity war

    • @idktbh6841
      @idktbh6841 6 лет назад +22

      And it was the 37th teaching of Vivec

    • @FreeOrderBallPerseverance21
      @FreeOrderBallPerseverance21 5 лет назад +18

      Also a plot device of Johnny English

    • @kingcrysanthos
      @kingcrysanthos 5 лет назад +2

      oh noes this is terrible >m

    • @ala0284
      @ala0284 5 лет назад +18

      Infinity war: The most ambitious crossover in history
      Harry Stark and the Chamber Of Avengers: *hold my wand*

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we 4 года назад +1

      Just when you think that garbage movie could not get any worse. You come up with that.

  • @Crokto
    @Crokto 6 лет назад +98

    "I like Fred, don't care for George" is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard

    • @valb9068
      @valb9068 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah and the left ear comment was because it gets blown off in deathly hallows

  • @Lakanus
    @Lakanus 6 лет назад +439

    9:50 Voldemort at least had the decency to call himself the Dark Lord, unlike Umbridge.

  • @somerandomname3124
    @somerandomname3124 6 лет назад +1692

    Holy shit I never read Harry Potter, I never thought it had a ton of murder and terrorist warfare.

    • @KentuckyWallChicken
      @KentuckyWallChicken 6 лет назад +103

      Some Random Name Oh yeah, it did!

    • @mollusk8611
      @mollusk8611 6 лет назад +65

      voldemort is like dio but less gay

    • @somerandomname3124
      @somerandomname3124 6 лет назад +68

      +Lou
      *more gay
      As Killian explains Voldemort was gay for Harry

    • @bootlegpersona8204
      @bootlegpersona8204 6 лет назад +99

      Also a surprising amount of torture. Like, a spell for just torture exists and is used all the time.

    • @cpmanoob4848
      @cpmanoob4848 6 лет назад +4

      VOn StROHEiM

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 6 лет назад +714

    The CGI Ron at 12:14 is creepily realistic.

  • @professorduckford4787
    @professorduckford4787 3 года назад +41

    This is the most accurate recounting of Harry Potter ever. Trust me, I’ve never read the books.

  • @minscandboo9749
    @minscandboo9749 6 лет назад +432

    He who shall not be nosed!

    • @Bezzdor
      @Bezzdor 6 лет назад +2

      This magic man cant be tough. We shall sneak up on him where he cant smell and give him a buttkicking to his evil buttocks. Right boo?

    • @Kris-lu1rs
      @Kris-lu1rs 6 лет назад +2

      Stop being nosy and get Sirius. And I know I am being Moody but I really feel like Lupin some puns, and then eSnape all the bad-pun haters. Neville will you see me again

    • @westernbrumby
      @westernbrumby 3 года назад

      He who shall not smell!

  • @cupofmilktea1774
    @cupofmilktea1774 6 лет назад +487

    "The Time turner can't actually change the past... for now." *shows The Cursed Child* OH MY GOD.

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg 4 года назад +5

      YAAAAAAAS QUEEEEN OMG LIKE OMG SKSKSKSKSKSK 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

    • @Ozyik
      @Ozyik 4 года назад +24

      @@apalsnerg what the fuck

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 4 года назад +2

      *EXPLAIN*

    • @justelliot4870
      @justelliot4870 4 года назад +44

      @@doctorsnakeeater1997 The cursed child is a clusterfuck of a screenplay in which Voldemort's bastard child, Delphine, poses as a Diggory and uses a time turner to make it so Voldemort end up in control of Hogwarts and the British Wizarding World. It is utter tripe.
      Basically, it's a canon, slightly higher production value My Immortal.

    • @alexgerrie2121
      @alexgerrie2121 4 года назад +9

      @@justelliot4870 its shit

  • @DartzinhoV
    @DartzinhoV 6 лет назад +14

    Not even one minute into the video, and I’m already dying of laughter. “You’re a trust-fund kid, Harry”.

  • @Isabella-qj6hd
    @Isabella-qj6hd 4 года назад +447

    Honestly, Voldie should have just made the most random things Horcruxes like a tiny rock then take the rock and hide in a cupboard or something. No one would ever think he would make a random rock of all things a Horcrux and they would keep destroying the cup and diadem and stuff but never will the find the rock anywhere. The second Horcrux could be a Nokia (good luck destroying that) or a random leaf that he can put in shed or something.

    • @jacoboddie5364
      @jacoboddie5364 4 года назад +100

      He should have just thrown literally anything Into the Mariana trench

    • @Vishnu-2020
      @Vishnu-2020 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 4 года назад +108

      Yeah, that's why it's kinda justified by "he has big ego so he'll only put pieces of his soul inside valuable objects" but still, if he can do it 7 times he can make at least one of them a random rock he'd throw in the middle of the ocean.

    • @astraregulus2672
      @astraregulus2672 4 года назад +67

      @@dwight3555 Or just throw all of them in the ocean. They're still valuable, important objects, but replace them all with a cheap copy (there must be spells that can do that sorta thing) and boom. People dedicate their entire life to destroying the fakes, not knowing that they're all actualy under kilometers of water that would kill any wizard stupid enough to go diving for them.

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 4 года назад +62

      @@astraregulus2672 Also a good idea, but there are so many possibilities honestly, like Imperius curse on an astronaut and have the horcruxes sent to space or burying it somewhere randomly in a desert, or near an active volcano, or deep in a forest.
      If Voldy was smart with even one horcrux, he would have been immortal.

  • @M3G4T3RR4
    @M3G4T3RR4 5 лет назад +76

    “I don’t care for George. My favorite thing about him is his left ear.”
    YOU DIDN’T.

  • @RonnieBondayy
    @RonnieBondayy 6 лет назад +374

    I don't consider this a real guide because it doesn't involve Harry Potter and what looked like a large pile of ash

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 4 года назад +39

      exaclty. Only real fans know about the original edition of the first book - Harry Potter and what looked like a large pile of ash

    • @tigersnail5211
      @tigersnail5211 4 года назад

      R/wooosh

    • @willdaubney7311
      @willdaubney7311 4 года назад +8

      TigerSnail unfortunately you just whooooshed yourself

    • @tigersnail5211
      @tigersnail5211 4 года назад +4

      OH NO

  • @Bro4800
    @Bro4800 6 лет назад +151

    And then a giant snake showed up.

  • @Saad-hc9zl
    @Saad-hc9zl 6 лет назад +113

    "The only thing I like about him...is his left ear" Jesus christ dude...LMAO

    • @SaucyManRex
      @SaucyManRex 6 лет назад

      Saad I lost it at that joke

  • @superapplepie7192
    @superapplepie7192 6 лет назад +94

    "Is Voldemort in love with Harry!?" -- Best line, best line.

  • @AJHaydenTV
    @AJHaydenTV 4 года назад +34

    "Worst way is the books, because you have to learn these... symbols."
    Me: *Uncontrolled laughter*

  • @damas-0
    @damas-0 6 лет назад +483

    *Basilisk fang lands perfectly on the diary
    Kilian: Holy shit. Is Harry Potter on Dude Perfect?
    I died 😂

  • @deltaphant_
    @deltaphant_ 6 лет назад +956

    "That's not Voldemort, he has a nose!"

    • @autumnphillips151
      @autumnphillips151 3 года назад

      Alright, I’ve gotta say it: Voldemort _does_ have a nose, guys-it’s just flat. He has a flat nose with slits for nostrils, like a snake. If he actually didn’t have a nose, like Erik, then there’d just be a hole in the center of his face.

    • @Lush_Produce
      @Lush_Produce 3 года назад +2

      @@autumnphillips151 wouldn’t that make it nostrils?

  • @alexgunn7114
    @alexgunn7114 6 лет назад +71

    People can die in Harry Potter? Nobody is safe!
    AH-
    SEAMUS!
    10/10 MASTERPIECE BABYYYYY

  • @benwashacked3350
    @benwashacked3350 4 года назад +25

    I love how Kilian just disses the entire English language and I don’t even bat an eye

  • @absorb_water6268
    @absorb_water6268 6 лет назад +214

    you forgot one book, it's Harry Potter and the Economic Problem of Socialism In the USSR

    • @datkat2001
      @datkat2001 6 лет назад +3

      Sole Survivor I have seen that image lol

    • @lacijuhos7613
      @lacijuhos7613 6 лет назад +27

      Written by J. K. Stalin?

    • @johnquarb9788
      @johnquarb9788 6 лет назад +16

      THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS WITH SOCIALISM

    • @malis9045
      @malis9045 6 лет назад +9

      You're unironically right

    • @e-tan3911
      @e-tan3911 6 лет назад +8

      @@johnquarb9788 hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @memelotti
    @memelotti 6 лет назад +433

    Kilian's recap is better than the books, that are better than the movies

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 6 лет назад +31

      Giampietro Melotti You forgot to mention that the games are better than the books but not better than the retrospective

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza 6 лет назад +33

      saumil padwal The retrospective is worse than the Lego series which have yet to be beat.

    • @beastunleashed657
      @beastunleashed657 6 лет назад +5

      regirayquaza Nah. The only thing that is better than the retrospective is that game on old Nokia phones

  • @guadalupemontero902
    @guadalupemontero902 6 лет назад +35

    Harry- You're a big guy.
    Hagrid- For you.
    Wait, wrong movie.

  • @thorkill0196
    @thorkill0196 6 лет назад +31

    12:53 “Green mushrooms! Or murder”
    Love this part

  • @boilerhoer3906
    @boilerhoer3906 6 лет назад +255

    "But Snape still loved her and to prove his love he took over Nakatomi Plaza"

    • @romina2185
      @romina2185 4 года назад +3

      I didn't understood that reference ;-;

    • @GunslingerThe
      @GunslingerThe 4 года назад +29

      @@romina2185 Alan Rickman played a villain in the first Die Hard movie, where he held hostages in Nakatomi Plaza

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 года назад +2

      Love the die hard reference

    • @moastew1140
      @moastew1140 3 года назад +4

      "Happy trails, Snape."
      -Voldemort probably

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 3 года назад +2

      He also went into space with Buzz Lightyear and Adrian Monk to help octopuses.

  • @xperr7
    @xperr7 6 лет назад +70

    "Snape and lily were childhood friends"
    That's why Snape lost. Childhood friends never win

    • @DemiIsNotHere
      @DemiIsNotHere 5 лет назад +5

      Anime flashback return.

    • @haileygiabiconi8830
      @haileygiabiconi8830 5 лет назад +1

      Umm? Ron and Hermione?

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we 2 года назад +4

      @@haileygiabiconi8830 They we're not childhood friends! They were classmates!

  • @lassitarvainen5969
    @lassitarvainen5969 6 лет назад +34

    "The first thing was the Finnish book covers." I thought that the series just had a universal horrible illustrator back in 3rd grade. Didn't know we were the only ones getting tortured.

  • @mattpelzek3809
    @mattpelzek3809 6 лет назад +71

    I'm glad that you showed both the console and pc games. I was always confused when I went over to friends house and the "same game" we both had was completely different.

  • @gingerkatherina
    @gingerkatherina 4 года назад +31

    "It's proven that love can stop an avada kedabra so Harry just didn't love him enough" 😂🤣😂

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 2 года назад

      He doesn't even get a ghost. Cause he fell through the Door of True Death. I forget its actual name. It's an ominous archway made of obsidian covered with a billowing curtain made up of tortured, disembodied souls.

  • @jamiefinn4438
    @jamiefinn4438 5 лет назад +10

    This video has some many iconic moments I quote so often without anyone knowing wtf I'm on about. My favourites are "he's still not done! ", "Seamus *in a worried voice*" and "trust fund kids and their lawyers" brilliant!

  • @jormasenpai
    @jormasenpai 6 лет назад +52

    16:53 came so out of nowhere i laughed out loud. As a Finn, i can confirm, the book covers are weird as all hell

    • @MarkBonneaux
      @MarkBonneaux 4 года назад +1

      Why does, what I assume is Harry, look like a young Egon??

  • @AlphaxZero28
    @AlphaxZero28 6 лет назад +27

    "All I liked was George's left ear"? I just died.

  • @overhaul.-.
    @overhaul.-. 6 лет назад +33

    "But Harry is betting it all on Black."
    ......
    OH I GET IT!

  • @gmatsue84
    @gmatsue84 4 года назад +33

    "The voices made me do it" is not gonna hold up in court.
    Yes.

  • @AlfredoPuente8
    @AlfredoPuente8 6 лет назад +412

    The moral of Harry Potter is:
    TUNNEL SNAKE RULE

    • @mrfrost6211
      @mrfrost6211 6 лет назад +16

      "You hear that boys, rollout!" *Struts off*

    • @aidenhall8593
      @aidenhall8593 5 лет назад +9

      *insert generic war never changes joke here*

    • @jaykdos9521
      @jaykdos9521 5 лет назад +3

      LOSERS DROOL

    • @TheLeifhenry
      @TheLeifhenry 4 года назад +1

      Don’t be racist against horse people.

    • @bradfairbairn2870
      @bradfairbairn2870 4 года назад

      I'll show you a real tunnel snake.

  • @Umayrica
    @Umayrica 6 лет назад +685

    You’re a hairry wizard

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 6 лет назад +8

    "But it's been shown that love can stop an avada kedavra curse, so clearly harry just didn't love him enough." I legit had to go back and listen to that a few more times because of what an amazing line it is.

  • @marcooosbibendorsht1334
    @marcooosbibendorsht1334 6 лет назад +192

    Are you going to do the same for Lord of the Rings?
    The games are actually fire

  • @awesomestudios8796
    @awesomestudios8796 5 лет назад +51

    The Chad Sword is only held my a true Chad
    - J.K Rowling
    Also J.K Rowling, this is "cannon."

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo 3 года назад +1

      Remember she said Hogwarts didn't have piping back during the time of its foundation... Making Salazar's suspicious pipelines leading to hidden passages even more suspicious... And also meaning people took dumps at corners.
      Her words. Not mine. I'm not the kind of crappy celebrity author who makes things up to stay relevant and allows plot holes.

  • @BlankPhot
    @BlankPhot 4 года назад +5

    "is that?-nooooooo!" that angiushed Molly mock scream is fucking hilarious. Thank you for this. I love all your videos

  • @JohannaMeoww
    @JohannaMeoww 6 лет назад +342

    You're a furry!
    No, I'm a werewolf...
    ...and a furry

  • @christopherfloody5555
    @christopherfloody5555 6 лет назад +7

    14:54 That was by far the funniest moment for me, its just so monotone: "this guy talked to this guy talked to this guy who STRANGLES HIMSELF."

  • @aidentheabsurd
    @aidentheabsurd 6 лет назад +24

    "and of course, most important of all;
    Madame Hooch"

    • @nd6112
      @nd6112 6 лет назад

      Duuuhhh
      She's the best

  • @MsWatismyname
    @MsWatismyname 6 лет назад +26

    This is obviously the most accurate reprensentation of what happened.

  • @hummingbirdcity
    @hummingbirdcity 6 лет назад +36

    "Worst is the books because you have to learn these...symbooools."

  • @WilliamJSweeney
    @WilliamJSweeney 6 лет назад +135

    The harry potter games are the best shooter

    • @coolbean9880
      @coolbean9880 6 лет назад

      i just realised that (at least the ones i played) the harry potter games are actually (kinda) third person shooters

    • @JC-om7nr
      @JC-om7nr 6 лет назад

      Vanquish

    • @RedRocky54
      @RedRocky54 6 лет назад +1

      Except the Prisoner of Azkaban GBA game that's a turn-based rpg. I was surprised(and happy) to see Killian at least use one shot from it as it's sadly the only PoA game I actually played.

    • @fakenews6133
      @fakenews6133 6 лет назад

      Stupify!

  • @vy302
    @vy302 6 лет назад +556

    Whats Harry's favorite way to get down a hill?
    Walking
    *JK ROLLING*

    • @Snapjaw
      @Snapjaw 6 лет назад +24

      Actually his name is Jake Rowling, watch the video nerd, jeez

    • @vy302
      @vy302 6 лет назад +8

      Snapjaw no u

    • @pyro1438
      @pyro1438 6 лет назад +3

      hey, you missed a comma.

    • @vy302
      @vy302 6 лет назад +2

      Pyro comma

    • @pyro1438
      @pyro1438 6 лет назад +1

      yes

  • @LetsPlayCrazy
    @LetsPlayCrazy 6 лет назад +155

    Harry Potter and the...
    BUMPY RIDE *Jamaican accent*

    • @valance10
      @valance10 6 лет назад +1

      LITTLE OLD LADY AT 12 O CLOCK

    • @chair2945
      @chair2945 18 дней назад +1

      God, I loved that sequence, honestly. PoA as a whole is so good. Except the ending, but that's a personal thing.​@@valance10

    • @valance10
      @valance10 17 дней назад

      @@chair2945 yeah rowling introduced time travel only to immediately realise she had no idea what to do with it

  • @Baldtolo
    @Baldtolo 4 года назад +9

    14:58 this part is so true it hurts how Warner did not give us such a scene before the 7th movie ending

  • @cicada.and.pomegranate
    @cicada.and.pomegranate 4 года назад +468

    The jokes about Kilian not knowing who J. K. Rowling is has aged like whisky.

    • @citrinestone
      @citrinestone 4 года назад +108

      "Jake Rowling" that couldn't be better if it was deliberate

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo 3 года назад +6

      Because she got cancelled? Lol.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 3 года назад +12

      Jonathaniel Konstantine Rowling

    • @rubbegameing5370
      @rubbegameing5370 Год назад +1

      @@EinFelsbrocken Aaaaaaaaaaah

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 Год назад +3

      Kinda sucks tho. She just said the truth, albeit krassly.

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +1090

    I'm sorry Kilian... but you cannot call a guide that nailed so much and got so much correct a "garbage guide"
    This is clearly a "golden guilded treasure guild of awesome"
    I demand you change the title of your RUclips video post haste!

    • @byzness6129
      @byzness6129 6 лет назад +8

      Katrina Payne BuT iTs CaLlEd A gArBagE GuIde BeCaUse ItS inACuRaTe1

    • @FreeOrderBallPerseverance21
      @FreeOrderBallPerseverance21 5 лет назад

      Katrina Payne Hehe!

    • @supermetpod5607
      @supermetpod5607 5 лет назад +4

      The video is so accurate, I'm not kidding, I'm a huge Harry Potter

    • @soham4741
      @soham4741 5 лет назад

      @Katrina Payne its a satirical name lmao

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 6 лет назад +54

    “You complete.........AWS Ronald Weasley!!”

  • @zan1971
    @zan1971 6 лет назад +46

    "I don't like George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear."
    Son of a..

  • @Theboyhoodbard
    @Theboyhoodbard 5 лет назад +39

    "They go to see Alex Jones"
    Lost my spaghetti

  • @NiroLesi
    @NiroLesi 5 лет назад +22

    “I like Fred. Don't care for George. The only thing I like about him is his left ear.“
    I see where this is going

  • @SusLord718
    @SusLord718 6 лет назад +166

    Very surprised I haven't seen anybody mention the joke about George's left ear... Good one Kilian

  • @Ddarkan
    @Ddarkan 6 лет назад +46

    The Harry Potter PC games are the earliest games I can remember playing. Fond memories.

    • @Cal97g
      @Cal97g 6 лет назад +3

      Me too man especially on ps1

  • @SidekickGeneral
    @SidekickGeneral 6 лет назад +318

    Potterheads? Sounds too long. What could be a shortened name for someone who is obssessed with Harry Potter? Oh i know! Potheads!!

  • @supr3m3panda
    @supr3m3panda 4 года назад +15

    3:43 Oh my god, you're actually right. I accept that everything else was a complete and utter joke, but this made me look up when Hogwarts was actually founded.

  • @flubbajubb4958
    @flubbajubb4958 4 года назад +17

    “Time travel can’t actually change the past f o r n o w”

  • @Moms_Spaghetti
    @Moms_Spaghetti 6 лет назад +276

    dude the Finnish book covers, you don't even know

    • @borealknight1996
      @borealknight1996 6 лет назад +35

      I think I'm getting a migraine seeing those covers

    • @valon5069
      @valon5069 6 лет назад +27

      Mom's Spaghetti my mom wanted me to read the Harry Potter books in Finnish, at first I agreed, but then I saw the book covers

    • @1987bisdann
      @1987bisdann 6 лет назад +15

      nah, the german covers are....special too.

    • @Agreel
      @Agreel 6 лет назад +7

      Thank god the Polish covers were the same as the American ones...

    • @1987bisdann
      @1987bisdann 6 лет назад +5

      imo the adult british covers are the coolest.

  • @normanellis8204
    @normanellis8204 6 лет назад +25

    When J.K Rowling put out book 5, she said that she created the most unlikeable teacher in fiction. That was the case until 2018, when Persona 5 was released in the west.

    • @voraito
      @voraito 2 года назад +5

      Honestly, Umbridge's palace would be fucking terrifying.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 Год назад +5

      Umbridge is much worse than Kamoshida

  • @myvanwycalista3387
    @myvanwycalista3387 6 лет назад +6

    "The horrocrux is in a place Kilian forgot to meeentiooon!" Hahahaha.
    I hadn't even noticed until that point.

  • @DezMarivette
    @DezMarivette 5 лет назад +7

    Everything here was brilliant. “Snape is Headmaster. Snape is no longer Headmaster.” 🤣

  • @Felixkeeg
    @Felixkeeg 6 лет назад +711

    Hufflepuff as a special needs class lmao

    • @liaspooked4980
      @liaspooked4980 4 года назад +54

      as a hufflepuff, I found that line too funny to be offended

    • @Rio-chii
      @Rio-chii 4 года назад +12

      As a Hufflepuff and with speech defects...

    • @lordgaroro
      @lordgaroro 4 года назад +10

      As a Hufflepuff I'm kinda tired of this joke

    • @MkZuO12345
      @MkZuO12345 4 года назад +1

      They all bunch of stoners ;p

    • @doireannlynch
      @doireannlynch 4 года назад +3

      As a Hufflepuff I feel slightly offended but also amused

  • @ronhar1412
    @ronhar1412 6 лет назад +50

    *Then a giant snake showed up*

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 6 лет назад +73

    Killian potter and the slightly wrong peice of information that got him crucified

  • @Northflowo
    @Northflowo 6 лет назад +10

    Excuse me but the Finnish book covers are great, look at Lockhart's glorious smile

  • @rossepperson3095
    @rossepperson3095 4 года назад +2

    You bringing up the difference in Dumbledore's reaction has settled that issue in my heart once and for all.

  • @johntobin3960
    @johntobin3960 6 лет назад +6

    This is your best video yet, which is not light praise. Good job dude.

  • @aidentheabsurd
    @aidentheabsurd 6 лет назад +168

    YAAAY
    KILIAN!!

  • @KalilIllinois
    @KalilIllinois 6 лет назад +15

    "the first school with special Ed. Class"
    *Shows picture of Hufflepuff*
    So true

    • @KentuckyWallChicken
      @KentuckyWallChicken 6 лет назад

      Comic Nez *WHAT’S WRONG WITH HUFFLEPUFF?!*

    • @KalilIllinois
      @KalilIllinois 6 лет назад +1

      KentuckyWallChicken How much time do you have

    • @KentuckyWallChicken
      @KentuckyWallChicken 6 лет назад

      Comic Nez I dunno, but at least they aren’t as heartless as most Slytherins.

    • @KalilIllinois
      @KalilIllinois 6 лет назад

      KentuckyWallChicken true. Good thing I ain't Slytherin

  • @davidgusquiloor2665
    @davidgusquiloor2665 6 лет назад +21

    By the end i really wanted Voldemort to win against Harry.
    Neville could have become the true savior.

  • @elfiebranford9330
    @elfiebranford9330 4 года назад +2

    Came for my love of Red Pandas, stayed for the commentary and editing. You got yourself a new subscriber ;3

  • @jam99chgo
    @jam99chgo 6 лет назад +8

    For the entirety of the video I was wondering if it was the Kilian experience? I'm glad I got an answer.