Garbage Retrospective To The Star Wars Prequels
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2020
- Star wars is a classic film franchise. But George Lucas decided to create prequels to it. Not everyone liked it. I also dislike the first two but you know all the other stuff we got was so good. Love me some battlefront on the original Xbox. Surprised it took me this long to make a Star Wars video.
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@@RinsArc nope
yes
"Did you come to free the slaves?"
"I look like Jesus, not Moses"
Lost it right there
Lol same here :D
Read this comment right when it came lol
XD
@Pan M tried and true
I want that on a shirt
Here's a fun "Did-You-Know?" fact for you kids out there : George Lucas was inspired to make the Star Wars franchise after playing Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga frequently as a child.
Woah really? I didn't know that that's awesome!! The more you know...
TIL
True fact.
Bro, so you’re telling me Star Wars the movies were based off of LEGO Star Wars? I thought they just shared the same name. That’s crazy.
bruh why don't you come on mox server anymore?
“In their defense, if the UN sent in negotiators to settle a dispute, and those negotiators were Navy Seal Mormons, it would send a lot of mixed messages.”
Has Killian seen The Expanse too?
Wow, you're capable of writing a line that a guy said in a video.
Rare ability to have.
@@rushink It's a good line to remember, also along with the joke about Obi Wan winning a Jeep if he finds another army production facility.
@@rushink Your ability to point out the lack of originality in a comment section of a youtube video is even rarer. You must be a highly intellectual critic who watches the show known as Richardium and Mortimerium.
@@rushink btw, people quote the video that we all just watched to promote humorous civil discourse on that topic in the comments. It's you who's the asshole
"Now the Clone Wars begins. On one side, Clones led by Sheev Palpatine. On the other side, Droids led by *_Sheevino Palpatino_* "
You're goddamn right
You’re goddamn right
You're goddamn right
𝙔𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩
𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝
"Kilian do you love Star Wars
No I'm a Star Wars fan."
Most accurate description of the fanbase.
No one hates Star Wars more than a Star Wars fan.
James Bryant
Exactly
Does it physically hurt to be as stupid as you are
KeisVeis I like star wars
TheLucasShow I’ll pass
Fun fact: Star Wars is actually based on the escapades of the intergalactic red panda empire
Fronk CANNON
@@neireannach hey kid want some death sticks?
Everything changed when the fire pandas attacked
Mein Gott
665th like
"Killian, do you like Star Wars?"
"No. I'm a Star Wars fan."
Ok, I heard exactly what I wanted
Fan base summed up perfectly
Whenever someone asks if I'm a star wars fan I say I'm not because I don't hate star wars
Star wars fan hate star wars more than anyone
"Padme, in a life of politics, can't detect red flags."
*Lmfao*
Yeah, communism wasn't invented yet
@@ozzni1 Inability to detect red flags is especially dangerous if you are a princess of crumbling country. May lead to lead poisoning.
@@TovKafur she was actually queen
666 likes lol
@@astrolinn *STALINISM INTENSIFIES*
"Anakin ! ,You were supposed to bring balance to the force"
"I did , 2 jedi and 2 sith"
Haven't laughed like this in a while....
But think about it... is this really a joke?
@@EsCey318
What "balance to the Force" means depends on who you ask. The two most common answers are:
1. The Light Side is the only natural part of the Force since it encourages peace and harmony. The Sith and other Dark Side users twist the Force/natural order for their own selfish desires and have to be stopped. Apparently, this is the one George Lucas intended.
2. The Force actually requires both the light side and dark side to have balance. The Jedi and Sith just became too stubborn in their ways and Anakin was the Force's reset button, allowing it to start fresh as represented by Luke and Leia. This is what a lot of other people, including myself, like to go with.
@@johnnygyro2295 1 is what Lucas intended. Behind the scenes footage from the original trilogy includes a meeting where he's talking through some of the finer points of the Force and goes through something like this
Canon messed this up tho. There are now multiple jedi around in the shadows or whatever.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527
Taoism is the one with yin and yang correct?
“That’s not ground, that’s floor” brilliant
Have you seen the french google translate Version? :3
I didnt get that joke until i read your comment and it all fell into place
I think I’m too dumb to understand this one
*It’s over, Anakin! I have the high floor!*
It’s over Anakin I have the highfloor
12:56
“It’s forbidden fruit for them because if they do it, we burn them!”
I lost it
I never laugh out loud, but my golly I had to pause the video there, I was crying with laughter!
@ Frogface91
I rarely do, but his videos are truly hilarious
Hope you find it then
15:39 "what padme should have done: you did the right thing, i have to go and not contact the jedi council to have you exiled"
as a gorl I can confirm. I sleep with every guy who tells me they don't like sand, makes pears fly and rides fat horses
Body positive*
actual magic*
Did he show you he cares about family?
Hey, I don't like sand
Fat horses?
Honestly, "Kamino = Netherlands, Kaminoans = Zeelanders, Clones = New Zeelanders" is the most amazing Star Wars fact I've ever heard.
GentlemanPenguin And it’s canon.
Kanker, what's a tree?
@@matthijscalje4143 only grass in holland, sry
Tfw part of a genius psychopathic race
Nice
@@matthijscalje4143 Yeah Killian just straight up swore with cancer
Anakin Skywalker was a hero with a bright future ahead of him, just no one told him that brightness was from a bath in Mustafars lava
*Insert charred Anakin with horrific scream soundfile#21*
*insert Lego Star Wars Anakin Death Scream*
*Insert PS2 ROTS game Anakin death scream.*
"chicks don't like fake magic, but they love real magic, it's forbidden fruit for them because if they do it we burn them" okay i'm dying a little
"To repair the ship they need to go to Fan-Service"
You got me right there
and prequel fans/incels are bashing the sequels for fan-service
@@reek4062 you reek of Sequel fans
@reek4062 has a game of thrones picture and is a sequel fan. Man it doesn't get worse than that.
“Navy Seal Mormons” are now my favorite thing.
Along with the Space Dutch
Yep
As a Mormon my self, I love this statement.
@@crookedwell8527 I'm part of the church of Jesus christ of later day saints (mormon as you call us) too
@@kossend1 They are from Old Zealand! Canon.
"Won't the senate find that illegal?"
"Why would I...oh oh you mean, who cares, just DEWIT"
Best line
“I am the Senate!”
-George Lucas moments prior to the Iraq invasion 1990
Because he is the Senate
I don't know what funnier the quote itself or your phoenix wright profile picture with the quote
@The Infamous I think you're in the wrong comment chain, that rant doesn't fit with anything anyone said here
The Infamous I find it ironic that your complaining about the movies being so bad ,but here you are committing on a video about the prequels 🤣
“The Jedi also do not forbid gambling, so Qui-Gon bets the child on a race” Jesus this guy is good. There are so many little one liners in this video I had to keep pausing to laugh.
Same
Same
I loved how you handled Palpatine's story of Darth Plagueis. Especially: “Rey figures out what you are talking about, but her abilities are considered by most to be… unnatural.” That was just too perfect!
Until now it never clicked to me that Obi literally sees both armies being created and sees the connection between them via daddy Fett, and he just kinda accepts that there's a war now even tho he should have put the pieces together that the war was fake.. wtf obi wan
Jango is a bounty Hunter. He isn't loyal to either side. If Kaminoan pay him to be daddy for Republic Army, he'll do it, and if Separatists pay him to kill a senator, he'll do that too.
@@Commander_Shepard. I'm well aware, but even then, I'd be suspicious if someone gave me an army made up of clones by the request of a dead man and then saw the man that was cloned standing next to the enemy leader.
@@patrick-is-so-cool They didn't just give it away, the republic still has to pay for everything. Lol In the end it's all just good business. Jabba is a known crime lord who do all sort of evil shit but the Republic and Jedi had no problem negotiating with him for permission to use his hyperspace lanes. The Banking Clan publicly give loans to both sides for thier war efforts. Same with weapon dealers. I don't see why an opportunistic guy like Jango would be a suspect for making money off both sides.
@@patrick-is-so-cool If Obi Wan just remembered that Jango was the one who the clones were based on and that he is now working with Dooku, he could have probably deduced that Dooku and Jango and the clones are all interconnected to one another. He probably could have stopped the whole war! He could have saved the galaxy and it all depends on him FORGETTING a crucial piece of information.
George Lucas: Well, you see, Obi Wan kinda forgot about the Clone army.
I think the reason Obi and the others never really did anything was because they felt as if they needed the clone army. Like from the arena scene we see they are struggling and about to lose and the clones swoop in and save the day. As the clone wars go on more and more trust is built with them and they are needed more as the fighting keeps going. In animated series they get even closer to the truth, learning that dooku started the army and the implanted chips from birth and STILL don't change anything. Maybe just goes to show that the order was being arrogant and focusing too much on a war they shouldn't be fighting.
"Are you going to save the slaves?"
No, i look like jezus not mozes.
That line made me exhale a lot of air true my nose
@@KithroGamesthat is the correct way of spelling it in my native language but thank you for the english lesson :)
it killed me XD
@@meessommerdijk718 damn man you killed that grammer officer 😂
@@meessommerdijk718 True has to be through though.
@@meessommerdijk718 Through*
He failed to correct the one true error
“Padmé, I killed women and children!” “Oh my god really that’s like so hot!”
I can’t believe people shat bricks over Reylo shippers when George Lucas made this canon 😝
@@KariIzumi1 Lucas sucks at dialogue. The concept of the prequels were great but the way it was done is meme worthy
@@KariIzumi1 To be fair Padme still married somebody who wasnt even half as bad as Kylo at the time Rey fell for him. Also its important to point out that Anakin Vader was supposed to be villain so it makes sense that his relationship would be psychotic. But most importantly Anakin was never portrayed as victim ever. It is presented as his decisison and mistake. Meanwhile Kylo was by the time of TLJ literal space Hitler who killed trilions and we were supposed to fell sory for him.
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 I feel like it’s splitting hairs. Murder is murder.
@@KariIzumi1 Still there is difference between murder and genocide. Also Anakinw mentally damaged former slave. What´s exactly Kylo´s excuse for blewing up several planet, killing his father and pushing his mother into the death? That uncle was mean to him and creepy old man was doing voices in his head?
4:37 Anakin: My name is Anakin Skywalker Thats not a surname i stole to look Cool
Rey:.....
"so Padmé quickly ran away"
*Padmé walks closer*
"no..."
*Padmé shows no sign of running away*
"Noooo."
Padmé: "To be angry is to be human"
*"NOOOOO!"*
Star Kilian I: The phantom panda
Star Kilian II: Attack of the Grongo
Star Kilian III: Revenge of the experience
More like the Revenge of the Manatee
GRONGOOOOOOOOOOOOO
star killian 9: the rise of the red panda kingdom?
*GRONGO!*
The fact that he can make original jokes about this series speaks volumes to his comedic genius.
Right? 'Space Dutch's and 'New Zealanders' is fucking genius in its own right, even before the fact they're entirely original far as I know
"The Naboo believes you pee sitting down. Vote of No Confidence"
LOL
"Greevy my boy, do the windmill and see what happens"
I am in tears
There is just too much in this video that is laugh-out-loud worthy
“You were supposed to bring balance to the force!”
“I did. Two Jedi, Two Sith.”
Ooof !!! 😂😂😂
But what about the jedi from rebels. Or from Fallen Order. There is no balance
Papa John Yeah, the extra cannon kinda messes with the whole balance thing. I guess if you count the other dark side users too, like Maul and Savage Oppress, maybe it adds up?
@@actaeondiomedes4270 Being a dark side user and being a sith are different things though.
The dark side is the corruption of the force, so Anakin only brought balance when he killed all of the Sith. Of course he did kill almost all the Jedi along the way as well.
“The Prequels are often bad, but they are never as bad as the 9th film.”
Very true.
Truer words have never been spoken
At least 7 and 8 were pretty good
Daniel Roth nah, 8 was trash as well, 7 was okay, but it had too much nostalgia and barely any originality.
@@501sttrooperbmc2 🙄
@@danielroth382 i didnt like 8 and 7 was A New hope but far worse
"Do you love Star Wars?"
"'No, I'm a Star Wars fan"
That's actually brilliant
Killian: This is my *longest video ever*
Subs: Killian this is the 5th time this year you’ve made your *longest video ever*
I must say; Im very okay with this trend
@@EresirThe1st Don't give me hopes
the windmill saber technique was just Grievous' way of maintaining a space bubble for proper social distancing
Not all heroes wear capes.
This one does though.
Man I wish I could do that in the Grocery store to keep people further away, and I wanted this before this virus started!
"You seem to have a disease that if I mention, will really date the video"
"Yes *Swine Flu* "
They could have prevented all of Star Wars by just buying Anakin's mother and giving her a job in the Jedi canteen or something.
"You know what.... We could of done that..."
-Ghost Obi-wan and Ghost Yoda
The Jedi don't care about loved ones. Buying Anakin's mother would've allowed him to stay attached to her, which is not the Jedi way. Obviously he did that anyway, but Obi-Wan was hoping to cure him of that.
Midochlorians are the powerhouse of the Jedi.
*Round of applause*
I'll be here all night
"Don't worry Anakin, my teaching is not done yet!"
"I didn't teach you how to fight an elevated opponent yet!"
*my sides*
Lmao that was brilliant
Your sides?
his arms and legs!
Foreshadowing
2:07 “Wow, what a weak legislative body”
That one sentence is better criticisms than from any who said, “ThIs mOvIe iS BoRIng bECauSe politics”; and that wasn’t even criticism, that was a lead in for a joke.
I mean, that was the entire point of the movie(s) and the fall of the Republic after all.
@@hassathunter2464Except it's surface level with ham-fisted allegories to George Bush, the Iraq War and American politics of the time in general. It's not clever or interesting.
@@nutyyyy The 1999 and 2002 movies covered the 2003 Iraq war?
"This is the first time Anakin had tried to kill someone, ***he gets better at it.***"
Funnily enough, “not enough kit fisto” is also my review of TROS
It took me 10 minutes to figure what tros meant
evil I i still haven’t figured out cause I’m a bit slow to be honest
The Retard Original Saga?
I think he was refering to the most recent movie but that is a great discription of the new trilogy
evil I I was referring to The Rise Of Skywalker
"DO you think Sheev's guard think he's a sugar daddy? ...I've talked to much." Yes you ahve, Killian, your talking privileges are now restricted.
"Obi and Yoda attack the Jedi temple and find out Anakin has rescued the children they kidnapped from a life of servitude"
Oh my sides ...
"It's over, Obi-wan. I have the high ground.
Mr. Maul, that's not ground, that's floor.
What?"
Had me bustin a gut laughing
As a dutch person I can confirm that we clone people from Nieuw Zeeland to fight for our recolonisation wars
as a new zealander cloned to fight in the dutch colonial wars i can confirm my life is pain.
@@Luca-jf9dk shut up and get us more spices, clone!
I know my opinion's kinda retarded but G E K O L O N I S E E R D
No no we clone water ._.
"... if he finds a 3rd one, he'll win a jeep!"
Oh man, i was drinking some tea...
why are you doing this to me? :D
"The current Chancellor is a human porg."
Best insult ever.
"George Lucas announced he was making a PT with Ewan McGregor cast as Obi Wan Kenobi, plus other actors, you might not notice them, but they're there."
That's it people, we're renaming the PT to the Obi Wan Show!
"Kilian do you love Star Wars? No I'm a Star Wars fan."
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Being a fan of something doesn`t have to mean that you mindlessly enjoy every shitty installment in a series
@@Hilter420 Yes, but Star Wars fans like about 10 hours of a multiple-hundred-hour fictional universe. No other series has so little stuff people actually like about it.
@@tealOmega980 It's more then that. There's over 10 hours of good Star Wars video games alone.
You forgot to add a few zeros to the multible-hundred-hour fictional universe
@@tealOmega980 the funny thing about Star Wars is that the movies are most people’s least favorite thing in the franchise. The mandalorian, the clone wars, the thrawn series of books, kotor 1, kotor 2, and jedi fallen order are loved by almost everybody and none of them are movies
1:00 "Using revolutionary technology named CGI."
**Shows a puppet**
that's because he doesn't wanna admit that yoda literally had a fist up his ass in every movie he's in.
I thought the exact same thing
@@Smileyreal yeah, the puppetry in AotC and RotS was above and beyond The Dark Crystals full body shots.
@@TheAnimationStationTAS Bruh
Nothing brings me more joy than hearing Kilian say “Sheev”
There is one thing that does for me.
Kilian saying "Sheeveeno Palpateeno".
"gungan military lobbyists corrupt our system-"
oh damn hit home
You can hear him laugh at the end of that line
*Please do the original trilogy as well please*
this is gold
Y. E. S.
yes
you got your wish
12:51 SHE’S NOT EVEN PRESSING ANY KEYS. SHE PRETENDS TO WRITE BY PRESSING SPACEBAR IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
Lol!
“But her abilities are considered by most to be *uncanon** ”
Great comment. I'll consider Disney Wars a part of Star Wars the minute I start considering the Yu-zan Vong. Quality storytelling wins out in the end.
99% of people: The what?
Exactly.
oh god, it's a manatee! no
@@woollypidgeon1948 what you tryna say
"I look like Jesus not Moses. You are on your own"
I died
"General Grievous! It seems you have a disease that, if I mention it, will really date the video! " "Yes, swine flu"
"And that's not a Killian experience. That's a Disney experience."
Love the dry humor.
I doubt even Killian could make the new trilogy funny.
@@r3dp9 lol
And the Disney movies are better
@@deadshot5007 🖕
Colton Hines NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION 🤬🤬🤬🤬 F U
Did you really just say:”kanker whats a tree” thats a real burn to dutch society
I didn’t know you could burn water
When did he say that? Must have missed it
@@jeltje50 23:31
18:25 Anakin gets an apprentice named Artichoke??? 😂😂😂😂😂💀
"just like an immune system gives you access to springtime" :') that legit killed me right there (yoda taught me to be a force ghost, promise).
Man, Kilian's going to be so disappointed.
When he watches the originals, not enough CGI.
thank god for special edition, eh?
You mean eye candy
@@verickvonbuskirk878 beat me to it
-10/10
Well he's in for an even bigger disappointment when he notices hes just watching the OT again with the sequels.
It's been 3 years and I'm still laughing at "body positive horses"
"Do you think Sheevs guard think hes a sugar daddy"
"I've talked too much"
I can't believe you referenced the EliteMaster techno union remix, holy shit you're my hero.
unfortunately, I believe it is a coincidence because he didn't use EliteMaster techno union theme
the joke was probably just that easy. or maybe copyright issue.
on another note, lets enjoy it some more.
ruclips.net/video/s4lyelymLac/видео.html
“Grievy, my boy, do the windmill & see what happens.” -Dooku
Obi Wan - "You were supposed to bring balance to the force"
Anakin - "I did. Two jedi, two sith"
but the sith stand against balance in the force. the dark side is a twisted, unbalanced use of the force
@@fitzhugh7463 it's a joke, mate. Lighten up a little.
Zyx Luz sorry if I came off as angry I didn’t mean to
@@fitzhugh7463 NP
Darth Vader’s “no” was on point. Thought you used the movie audio for a second there.
28:43 No
“Obi found 2 army’s in one day. If he finds another he wins a Jeep.”
"Fortunately, obsessive Star Wars fans never harassed another actor again" Yup. So true.
When George saw the reviews he said: "oh, you think that's bad dialog".
Priceless
"Chicks dig real magic because if they do it we burn them"
"Ride body positive horses"
I lost it
Imagine asking the caminoans to create tree coloured armor.
"What's a tree"
I cant even write it down without laughing
"When Disney bought Star Wars they also bought this scene"
I think I love you 😂😂😂
Lesson of the day: GO WATCH BOTH THE CLONE WARS SERIES
The Clone Wars are genius. They retroactively make the prequels GOOD.
@@r3dp9 Yes, yes and yet again YES
@@r3dp9 no. They’re good together maybe but I’m not gonna watch the prequels and say “damn I’m glad I watched the clone wars. Now these movies are good” because Attack of the Clones alone ruins the prequels for me. I can admit that the clone wars is good but it can’t make the prequels good 😂
Me, a prequel defender : « oh boy, here we go again »
« Who can do a 5 meter jump? This is very important! » oh yeah, it’s all coming together
The ring in lord of the rings has more character development than any character in the prequels
@@Daniel-gp6sd That's pretty unfair. In all technicality, the One Ring has more development than most characters, period. Including Luke. You'd be pretty hard pressed to find any fictional character to rival Tolkien's world in terms of shear amount of development. And that's including inanimate objects.
@@st.6413 Exactly :D. Every tree branch has a backstory and I love it.
It's OK to like the prequels, even if the Spy Kids movies are objectively better in every way
The prequels are actually good movies. It's just that the butthurt
OT-only fans that circlejerked their opinion that the prequels are bad which eventually became the public opinion. Now that there are more young people with a fresh non-bias view of star wars, the prequels are getting a lot more love these days.
"It's just a smart, posh screwdriver. WHO cares?"
I saw what you did there.
He said Bosch. It is a brand of tools.
Yeh but - “What about the droid attack’s on the Wookiee’s?”
3:43 "The galaxy's capital: Croissant"
"The Princess has a face like porcelain, and hair like a continental breakfast."
"The Queen has a face like porcelain, and hair like a continental breakfast."
That Plinkett impression warmed my heart
Loved the reference!
“If he finds a third one, he’ll win a Jeep”
26:13 When you’re the best Duelist in the entirety of the Star Wars universe but don’t get a single on screen duel.
The prequels are bs because Padmé fell for Anakin while Obi Wan, Ewan fkin McGregor was standing right there!
I think you misspelled "Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ"
Sill agree 100% tho
@@hjonk6667 I completely disagree. I honestly loved the prequels. They got so much undeserved hate. The internet bandwagon is ridiculous sometimes.
Just remember this: If you're single, tell her how you feel about sand. Works every time.
“They love real magic but if they do it we burn them” this is the best video I’ve ever watched.
I love how Kilian both avoids DMCA's and mildly annoys everyone simultaneously by badly singing an accapella over the sick soundtracks
Genius.
"Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise" has now surpassed "Luke, I am your father" as Star Wars' most misquoted line
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?”
"do you want to hear about our lord and saviour, Plagueis the Wise?"
... "Not from a Jedi."
12:53 that girl typing is literally just pressing space and backspace
I love that Star Wars is so weird at this point that sometimes, the best punchline is just "Canon!"
"Chicks don't like fake magic but love real magic. It's forbidden fruit for them; if they do it we burn them."
This is by far the best joke you've ever written!
I like them. Not ironically either. I genuinely like them. Though I'm not deluded, I can see the flaws quite easily.
The KOTOR music you slide in gives me nostalgic flashbacks
Speaking of nostalgia, at 5:10 he uses Stan's Theme from Monkey Island. I haven't heard that tune in a quarter of a century!
Yeah man, that Telos cantina music was a nice surprise.
17:18 no one is gonna know who Yardle is but I do so this has made me very happy.
"I'm not that kind of robot doctor, I'm a doctor in robot gender studies." Gets me every time.
23:28 I appreciate that Killian looked up the appropriate Dutch swearword.
"Starwars Episode 1 is the biggest disappointment since my son" - Love that RedLetterMedia reference
Finally, someone with taste
Me me likey when things mention other things
@@DDChorror I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
@@gutcooker I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS
"Do the windmill and see what happens". What a fantastic line hahahaha. You sure Grievous isnt a clone as well?
“Fortunately obsessive Star Wars fans never harassed another actor again”
I spat my drink out.
Thanks!