Not Cool (2014) - The Search For The Worst - IHE

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @IHE
    @IHE  7 лет назад +23901

    Poop is funny people... wake up!
    Leave your totes retar feedback in the comments

    • @beigedman4460
      @beigedman4460 7 лет назад +334

      I LOVE SHAWN OF THE DEAD.

    • @nimbaoncrack_8899
      @nimbaoncrack_8899 7 лет назад +161

      OH YEA DUDE NICE VID THE MOVIE IS CANCEROUS

    • @bshafe087
      @bshafe087 7 лет назад +306

      Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid

    • @sketchyjulia
      @sketchyjulia 7 лет назад +351

      Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

    • @lactosetolerant5078
      @lactosetolerant5078 7 лет назад +77

      yeah poop is funny poop emoji movie lets go

  • @reverzive4166
    @reverzive4166 7 лет назад +9316

    Shane Dawson directing a movie where a girl tells him he's atractive somehow heavily reminds me of Tommy Wiseau and The Room.

  • @WindowsXPFrog
    @WindowsXPFrog 4 года назад +9234

    “Why did nobody stop this?” Oh, they tried lol. Shane wouldn't have any of it.

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 года назад +661

      Dude for real. He was so stuck up and entitled for a first time director during the process of making it. He should’ve been grateful he was even making his garbage movie but he treated all the professionals working for him like shit.

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 4 года назад +120

      Eli Society welp, now he can’t blame anyone but himself

    • @simonemiller2660
      @simonemiller2660 4 года назад +97

      Eli Society there was a reality show called The Chair that was about him another first time director making movies! He acted quite rude

    • @spoiledmilk8888
      @spoiledmilk8888 4 года назад +87

      Him and another person made movies based on the same prompt or something but his won cuz of an online poll. Zachary Quinto (producer?) said the other woman's was better and took his name off Shane's movie, not to mention he said Shane was a diva and Zachary wasn't present during most of the filming

    • @angrybidoof847
      @angrybidoof847 4 года назад +25

      @@Beebz29 that only works if he is capable of learning and admitting fault.
      He'll blame any and every one else and gass light them to boot

  • @carterdc3576
    @carterdc3576 4 года назад +4687

    At least Shane is playing a white character in this movie.

    • @talosheeg
      @talosheeg 4 года назад +308

      The fact that that's the positive says a lot

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 4 года назад +16

      Carter DC that’s tru

    • @towerprep45
      @towerprep45 4 года назад +66

      Okay so when I say I SCREAMED

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 4 года назад +41

      YOU DID NOT-

    • @epkurnissheoway
      @epkurnissheoway 4 года назад +23

      I actually snorted at this

  • @battybatshytcrazy4365
    @battybatshytcrazy4365 4 года назад +5674

    Dan Schoffer wrote the outline for the movie. All the jokes and disgusting humour was added by Shane.

    • @natir1893
      @natir1893 4 года назад +483

      Exactly! Leave dan alone😭he did the best he could with what LITTLE limit shane allowed him to have

    • @laatgag
      @laatgag 4 года назад +406

      The other movie with the same outline is SO MUCH BETTER!!! Shane truly ruined it in exchange for bad jokes

    • @princesspattycakeswm
      @princesspattycakeswm 4 года назад +30

      laatgag what's the other movie

    • @lt8444
      @lt8444 4 года назад +229

      Princess Pattycakes Hollidaysburg. It was part of a film contest where both directors got the same story and made two different films.

    • @Melvinshermen
      @Melvinshermen 4 года назад +1

      L T the other look kinda meh

  • @KatBlaque
    @KatBlaque 4 года назад +10016

    And just like that, this video is relevant again.

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 4 года назад +177

      So true, especially from what I’ve seen if shane I’m the behind the scenes

    • @duckcylinder9903
      @duckcylinder9903 4 года назад +183

      I’m happy to see you here too Kat lmao

    • @GeneralNuisance00
      @GeneralNuisance00 4 года назад +132

      I didn't know you were an IHE fan, Kat. You both make great content.

    • @MaddhouseKB
      @MaddhouseKB 4 года назад +53

      Lol kat! I’m happy to see you indulging in the downfall with us.

    • @brookeh4217
      @brookeh4217 4 года назад +26

      my queen

  • @rozzaziobrown6515
    @rozzaziobrown6515 6 лет назад +5857

    Budget:$800,000
    Box Office: $36,026
    Just felt the need to post this

    • @michaeldiekmann6494
      @michaeldiekmann6494 6 лет назад +420

      The fuck? There must be a god!

    • @2Dawesome
      @2Dawesome 6 лет назад +325

      why do so many terrible movies cost so much?

    • @Tiffanyvtily
      @Tiffanyvtily 6 лет назад +361

      Tudor-Paul Balan-Tribus all movies unless independent (like Blair witch) cost alot cause u have to pay the actors daily, every house/school/store etc they had to pay to film in, pay the camera man and staff, pay thousands alone just for a camera (they probably had 4-6 camera btw), the props and furniture had to be bought for scenes and every house shown, marketing, and u have to pay for music (not sure how much was just stock music tbh). All of these things can easily be millions which is why some companies use product placement so not ALL the money is coming from the producer etc alone. Think about all those costs over the span of months and even years along with having to replace stuff, scrap takes, reshoot stuff etc, and you'll have a idea y. Director really don't make much money, they kinda cross there fingers and hope they make more then they spent (enough to make another movie) and keep what little is left over.

    • @Grace-iv1ho
      @Grace-iv1ho 6 лет назад +25

      THE FUCK

    • @jacktadash
      @jacktadash 6 лет назад +28

      So good

  • @Mia-qm9bk
    @Mia-qm9bk 4 года назад +1291

    Shane had to be three characters in his own movie. Talk about a narcissist.

    • @howtoeataham
      @howtoeataham 4 года назад +220

      He also had the characters constantly mention how “hot” he is throughout the whole movie. So cringey

    • @Pixie_Treelord
      @Pixie_Treelord 4 года назад +77

      He couldn’t get any actors because the script was so offensive. Drew was in it as a favour to Shane because literally no one wanted to be in it

    • @cryptidliam8452
      @cryptidliam8452 4 года назад +12

      @@Pixie_Treelord yeah they lost alot of actors from some of the jokes? I think there was also a documentary on how it was made and Shane was quite rude?? I think

    • @Pixie_Treelord
      @Pixie_Treelord 4 года назад +47

      Liam Exists from what I could tell a lot of actors refused because of the black homeless man eating excrement. Shane refused to take a single thing out to make it more appealing to actors. The show was a competition called “The Chair” Shane’s rude, controlling behaviour and inability to take criticism got him completely blacklisted so he’s unlikely to get work in film again, at least as a director.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 4 года назад +7

      I thought that was because he couldn't find enough people to be in this piece of shit.

  • @featheredcanine1897
    @featheredcanine1897 4 года назад +2166

    I cringed so hard at 13:31. “Oh my god you know you’re attractive it’s annoying.” “Wow, great hair and I’m attractive?” The amount of Shane’s deluded ego oozing out of that entire scene is so shameless.

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 4 года назад +137

      I get so mad at that HAIR

    • @Popapercandiblackout
      @Popapercandiblackout 4 года назад +1

      @@jordanh4362 um i dont? i actually thought he looked very attractive with it-

    • @Anyting9OnTopGrrr
      @Anyting9OnTopGrrr 4 года назад +92

      And his hair don't even look that good. Its like some btec Justin beiber hairstyle with a mix of the emo kid kinda hair

    • @roryslaine7896
      @roryslaine7896 3 года назад +32

      @@Anyting9OnTopGrrr It looks like hair you would see on a lego man. I know it was a different time and all but I can't stare at for more than 10 seconds and not cringe...

    • @Anyting9OnTopGrrr
      @Anyting9OnTopGrrr 3 года назад +19

      @@roryslaine7896 "A man has terrible hair IN LEGO CITY!"

  • @beth4928
    @beth4928 4 года назад +2974

    Weird that this is the least offensive thing Shane Doorstop has done now, ain't it?

    • @regreta3565
      @regreta3565 4 года назад +199

      Cant believe Slurpy Diarrhea was having the most anticipated content on youtube back in 2018-2019. How did this happen lmao

    • @srldwg
      @srldwg 4 года назад +44

      @@regreta3565 Slurpy Diarrhea! Omg! 🤣😂🤣

    • @keybyss98
      @keybyss98 4 года назад +19

      lucky bean Hey, look, a RUclips commenter made a funnier poop joke than a man child who makes $1,000,000 per “documentary”.

    • @cookieblobber
      @cookieblobber 4 года назад +7

      Nah ngl, this seems like it’s at top with blackface and sexualizing his pets

    • @MangoMagica
      @MangoMagica 4 года назад +8

      Shameful Durian

  • @mariasotomayor4454
    @mariasotomayor4454 4 года назад +1447

    lets please talk about how basically no actors showed up to the casting calls bc even they realized the script was disgustingly offensive and would cause a dead end to their career

    • @kylo4ever693
      @kylo4ever693 4 года назад +220

      thats why most of the actors are/were his friends and hes the main lead lmao

    • @Alex-rw9nn
      @Alex-rw9nn 4 года назад +13

      Shane’s sister in the movie looks sick, hope she’s okay

    • @Patrick-go8ub
      @Patrick-go8ub 4 года назад +5

      @@cheesencrackers5257 best move of his carreer

    • @Riitje
      @Riitje 4 года назад +45

      Cherami Leigh still has a pretty good thing going as a voice actress.

    • @librasuperstar3779
      @librasuperstar3779 4 года назад +28

      Riitje glad to see her career didn’t go down because of this. Not Cool came out the same year as the redub of Sailor Moon and Cherami plays Sailor Venus which i think is really interesting

  • @marinetteadrien3155
    @marinetteadrien3155 4 года назад +839

    When shane dawson was a kid he told everybody he would be in a movie, everybody laughed at him. Years later he made a movie and everybody still laughs at him.

    • @jordanh4362
      @jordanh4362 4 года назад +30

      This is so funny

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 4 года назад +25

      the roast of the decade right there

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +17

      More like, he said he was going to make a funny movie and people laughed. Then he made the movie and nobody laughed at all.

    • @marinetteadrien3155
      @marinetteadrien3155 4 года назад +1

      NJGuy1973 then go make ur own comment ??

    • @marinetteadrien3155
      @marinetteadrien3155 3 года назад

      @ yeah why are you here ten months later

  • @bdaily9107
    @bdaily9107 4 года назад +658

    Shane having someone call himself attractive is the funniest thing on here

    • @Ghettowater
      @Ghettowater 4 года назад +28

      I WANT TO CRINGE SO HARD AT THAT

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 года назад +15

      And of course he has that shitty early 2000s hair that makes him look like Onision

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 4 года назад +8

      I wonder if he's secretly a weeaboo. That could explain why the actress who's calling him attractive "just so happens" to be the voice of Asuna from SAO and Lucy from Fairy Tail..

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 года назад +4

      @@estheay3611 oh lord, from fairy tale to THIS? 😪

  • @singami465
    @singami465 5 лет назад +3714

    To the people saying - "Shane has disowned this movie and is genuinely embarrassed about it":
    Shane hasn't been genuine for even one second in his RUclips "career". He's only disowning this movie, because it would look horrible on him in 2019, and pandering to an audience of impressionable, high-school girls is much more profitable nowadays.
    So if you are coming to this video, because you're a Shane fan - don't worry, you'll grow up one day. Why not make it today?

    • @klumsybunny9310
      @klumsybunny9310 4 года назад +196

      Yagi I used to be a Shane fan in the beginning and then saw through him. I wish someone on YT would make a an unbiased documentary of him. Someone that would go in depth. Guess that’s not a popular idea on here though since everyone loves him.

    • @allisonelizabeth6596
      @allisonelizabeth6596 4 года назад +9

      He's a liar? (Not a fangirl, just wondering)

    • @eggbuh
      @eggbuh 4 года назад +6

      @@klumsybunny9310 whats wrong about shane? im not a fan of him just dont follow him at all so i want to know whats bad about him

    • @weemann4155
      @weemann4155 4 года назад +83

      cheesy bread stick he racist n shit

    • @dahfuck1192
      @dahfuck1192 4 года назад +50

      @@klumsybunny9310 there are some RUclipsrs who made a reaction about his documentaries like the most recent one. In the trailer he said that it's going to be about the beauty community and all the drama but it turned out a BIG advertisement of his make-up. There are a lot of unanswered questions in his documentaries like Jake Paul and tana. There is a major reason why he took RUclips seriously and not film.

  • @liama.c.lacthewatcher2590
    @liama.c.lacthewatcher2590 7 лет назад +1270

    Totes Retar is my favorite Star Wars character

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 лет назад +2

      @lilmissunicorn Shut the fuck up.

  • @NoDeathforDinner
    @NoDeathforDinner 4 года назад +749

    I just learned that shane was on a tv show when this was being made, and it was a competition where him and another director both had the same base script to work with, and then made their own movies based off of it. He was a total asshole the entire time and refused to listen to feedback that it was too offensive, gross and just not funny. They could barely find any actors because no one wanted to be in it. Terrifyingly, this movie won between the two.

    • @ChocolateThunder1620
      @ChocolateThunder1620 4 года назад +7

      Why did it win? How was the other movie worse?

    • @NoDeathforDinner
      @NoDeathforDinner 4 года назад +186

      @@ChocolateThunder1620 it's called the chair. They just won the competition, I don't think it was a specific prize. And the other movie wasn't worse, Shane just got all his fans to vote for him and the other person wasn't famous in any way, she was a film school student, so she couldn't compete with his fanbase.

    • @ItsGeauxTime
      @ItsGeauxTime 4 года назад +119

      @@NoDeathforDinner unfortunately the prize was $250,000 for winning. makes this shit even worse

    • @NoDeathforDinner
      @NoDeathforDinner 4 года назад +61

      @@ItsGeauxTime that does make it even worse, especially considering they both got 850,000 to make the movies with, too.

    • @Shrimpphilosopher
      @Shrimpphilosopher 4 года назад +2

      Does anyone know what the other movie was?

  • @pierrebegley2746
    @pierrebegley2746 4 года назад +5007

    Who's here after Shane Dawson's cancellation?

    • @grokkel
      @grokkel 4 года назад +32

    • @drawingsticks5333
      @drawingsticks5333 4 года назад +19

      Wait, what happened now?

    • @Momo-qe2zk
      @Momo-qe2zk 4 года назад +27

      @@drawingsticks5333 he did blackface.

    • @lepatpissang5760
      @lepatpissang5760 4 года назад +194

      @@drawingsticks5333 he did blackface, he joke about want to lick his cat on its back, he pretend to fapping on a photo of a child (Willow Smith) and he said n word multiple times on his video

    • @lepatpissang5760
      @lepatpissang5760 4 года назад +167

      @@drawingsticks5333 oh he even justify pedophilia in his podcast

  • @zachperkins688
    @zachperkins688 4 года назад +290

    Considering the racism allegations against Shane, it doesnt look too good that the only black character in the movie was eating his own shit.

  • @LorenzoVolpintesta
    @LorenzoVolpintesta 7 лет назад +2771

    You know how content creators can LOVE comments on their channel? Well IHE should get an HATE button. So if he sees a comment he doesn’t like, he can HATE your comment.

    • @IHE
      @IHE  7 лет назад +720

      We can just pretend for the time being. Take a H(at)eart.

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 7 лет назад +63

      Klay-Kremling
      He would love that oh wait we can't use that word on here lol

    • @glubberous
      @glubberous 7 лет назад +5

      Beanboozled lil nigga

    • @huskylover8167
      @huskylover8167 7 лет назад +10

      I Hate Everything
      Scam,your name would be highlighted if it was real,please leave. NO ONE CLICK THE LINK

    • @antadhg
      @antadhg 7 лет назад +4

      Klay-Kremling youtube don't really like him all too much so it unfortunately won't happen

  • @Mona-573
    @Mona-573 7 лет назад +1123

    When the dog interrupting ihe's take is funnier than the entire movie.

  • @TuesdaysArt
    @TuesdaysArt 4 года назад +507

    The algorithm recommended this to me again and oh boy, this aged like a fine wine.

    • @TheAnnasmee2
      @TheAnnasmee2 4 года назад +11

      Ahhh a shane dawson take down... just what we need in these troubled times

    • @grokkel
      @grokkel 4 года назад +2

      loool

    • @TheSacralHealer
      @TheSacralHealer 4 года назад +3

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂💀

  • @PeninsulaPaintings
    @PeninsulaPaintings 7 лет назад +2747

    That homeless guy's lines could have worked if it just stopped at "I'd rather eat my own shit!" An important part of comedy is knowing when to stop and not overdo it! Not cool 'Not Cool', not cool at all.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 7 лет назад +312

      Nabzarella Dare i was thinking the same thing. They ruined the joke in less than a second. That must be a record

    • @williamronch
      @williamronch 7 лет назад +121

      Nabzarella Dare Yeah,I chuckled and then was immediately disgusted after. I also hope the joke wasn't purposely making fun of the guy's race.

    • @cpt_nordbart
      @cpt_nordbart 7 лет назад +23

      Haha let's say something racist just to be funny. Haha. #humor #sarcasm #jk #iwasjoking #dontbeangryatme

    • @MooseCastle
      @MooseCastle 7 лет назад +57

      They ddn't even need a response from the guy. He could have been sleeping on the floor or something and the joke would have worked fine.

    • @thelovepotato4731
      @thelovepotato4731 7 лет назад +35

      Nabzarella Dare it'd be better if he ate a copy of the movie instead

  • @attackedbysnakes3640
    @attackedbysnakes3640 7 лет назад +615

    Your point about "they're all in their mid 20s but they're supposed to be high schoolers" is such a fucking good point. Stop casting 25 year olds as 17 year olds

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO 7 лет назад +26

      I think they're supposed to be in college (since it's about people coming home from college for Thanksgiving weekend), so I don't know why they even have school scenes.

    • @cassielcruzchavolla809
      @cassielcruzchavolla809 7 лет назад +18

      To be fair Drew was probably 19 when they filmed it...

    • @halfdemonprince
      @halfdemonprince 7 лет назад +37

      Attacked by Snakes I don’t mind that as long as they look young like Tom Holland, and sad to say teen actors can be a nightmare to work with.

    • @lindsey3038
      @lindsey3038 7 лет назад +25

      Better than casting actual 17 year olds that should still be in high school and screwing up their lives like other child actors usually end up doing.

    • @dez1029
      @dez1029 7 лет назад +2

      Think about this way, any musical with teens has older people playing the role. Take Heathers for instance, think 'bout all the musicals with teens those are all 19 year olds or older.

  • @SmartStart24
    @SmartStart24 5 лет назад +4628

    I am genuinely impressed you had the balls to call out the tokenism and casual racism in the film (which Dawson is notorious for). Most people wouldn’t bring it up for fear of being labeled an “SJW”. You made great points overall.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 5 лет назад +425

      SJWs can be obnoxious cunts but there's cases where blatant racism CAN be just plain unfunny and done in bad taste, and Dawson deserves nothing but absolute scorn.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 лет назад +93

      Because most people are totes retar and have no *_f U c K i N N u T z._*

    • @bubbles4897
      @bubbles4897 5 лет назад +96

      • Marche • so....there is racism that is done in a funny way? I-

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 5 лет назад +530

      @@bubbles4897 Racism can be funny when the jokes are at the expense of the racist person. Also, racial stereotypes can be used for comedy, but they have to be executed really well. Race isn't this holy subject that cannot be touched, but you need someone intelligent and actually talented to do it.

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 5 лет назад +116

      I mean, you don't gotta be a SJW to call someone out for being an asshole.
      SJW's just take things WAY too far.

  • @madlarose5712
    @madlarose5712 4 года назад +2107

    I’m sorry but Shane is the most untalented person - he keeps saying he wants to make a movie again and like if he’s the mind behind it it’s going to be just completely predictable all his “documentaries “ were standard and the only good creative things like the editing weren’t done by Shane in my option

    • @megankull8912
      @megankull8912 4 года назад +71

      So glad he’s being cancelled

    • @fdscrl6016
      @fdscrl6016 4 года назад +79

      Im not trying to be a snob but I’m in a pretty good film school and if I edited like him in any of my projects they would get failed lol...

    • @ghostgirlgiselle
      @ghostgirlgiselle 4 года назад +14

      yet hes a millionaire sadly

    • @madlarose5712
      @madlarose5712 4 года назад +42

      Fds crl that’s not being a snob lol I feel like Shane could really benefit from actual training if he wants to be involved in films but I have a feeling that he thinks he’s above that - I just finished my masters in illustration and design and it kindof annoyed me how Shane was talking to the graphic designer during the makeup collaboration - it just felt like he thought he was some creative genius

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 4 года назад +44

      In 2016 he first pitched that idea for a second one. When someone replied that he should tone down the offensive characters, Shane went off like "I‘ll add more just to piss you off!". Seriously, people suggesting he changed are delusional.

  • @seandwalsh3
    @seandwalsh3 7 лет назад +905

    Just realised that Shane Dawson looks just like Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek 4.

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 7 лет назад +45

      ffffffuck

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 7 лет назад +21

      goddamn like comment this please
      more must know

    • @cryo2156
      @cryo2156 7 лет назад +17

      I'M FUCKING DEAD LOL!!!

    • @Mateo-ss6zs
      @Mateo-ss6zs 7 лет назад +26

      Seandwalsh IHE-sama literally used that exact same roast in another video of his. 😂😂😂

    • @notalkmeiangy507
      @notalkmeiangy507 7 лет назад +15

      U just realized?
      Its old news xD

  • @bekahnavarro
    @bekahnavarro 4 года назад +340

    Shane trying to make sex creeps funny for a movie he knew would be released to theaters. What foreshadowing.

  • @mukinsidepls3266
    @mukinsidepls3266 7 лет назад +2173

    Not cool cat saves the kids

    • @hairless_wizard
      @hairless_wizard 7 лет назад +17

      I Hate Everything begone bot

    • @randomuser6792
      @randomuser6792 7 лет назад

      SunGoesSomber E B I C CROSSOVER

    • @TK-ls8ez
      @TK-ls8ez 7 лет назад

      LeSans7 Random Fake account.

    • @jup1t3r_j
      @jup1t3r_j 7 лет назад +9

      SunGoesSomber not cool cat rapes the kids

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 7 лет назад +1

      Did I just hear "Tori".... and "black"...? Tori Black??... 😜😜😍😍😍

  • @declanhuber4250
    @declanhuber4250 4 года назад +2686

    I never understood grossout humour. I detest it. Humour and disgust are nigh polar opposites, I don't know why any movie targeted at anyone above the age of 8 employs it. Ever.

    • @rubyjane9119
      @rubyjane9119 4 года назад +173

      I find it the cheapest humor. If you have to be overly loud and in your face and resort to being offensive without reason or context to attempt humor, you’re not funny at all.

    • @duckcylinder9903
      @duckcylinder9903 4 года назад +21

      I forget people actually talk like this.

    • @carelesscraig8343
      @carelesscraig8343 4 года назад +68

      Grotesque humor is only for young children, and it’s also the cheapest humor. I mean you can play it off correctly at times if it’s mocking something, but other than that it’s pure shit.

    • @DessyCarlucci
      @DessyCarlucci 4 года назад +2

      duck cylinder foreal lmaoo

    • @declanhuber4250
      @declanhuber4250 4 года назад +12

      @@duckcylinder9903 like what?

  • @maxmoefoePokemon
    @maxmoefoePokemon 7 лет назад +2396

    21:44 best moment in an 'I Hate Everything' video

    • @sludgebrother8332
      @sludgebrother8332 7 лет назад +91

      maxmoefoePokemon fancy seeing you here

    • @psychedelicc
      @psychedelicc 7 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @pablocalderon712
      @pablocalderon712 7 лет назад +8

      maxmoefoePokemon wachu talking about?

    • @disguy3232
      @disguy3232 7 лет назад +7

      maxmoefoePokemon I just came from your Pokemon hollween vid

    • @CranberryDave
      @CranberryDave 7 лет назад

      maxmoefoePokemon holy fuck mama max I just came from your Halloween vid

  • @d.s.3408
    @d.s.3408 5 лет назад +468

    I would like to apologize on behalf of America for this movie’s existence

    • @frankentines
      @frankentines 5 лет назад +20

      I would like to apologize on behalf of Pittsburgh for this movies existence

    • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
      @moistmeathateroffurries8621 4 года назад +17

      I would like to apooligize in behalf of ALL OF THE KNOW UNIVERSE for this movies existence

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 года назад +5

      MOIST MEAT still hates furries honestly fuck this movie

    • @iwatchyoutube7311
      @iwatchyoutube7311 4 года назад +1

      No no, Shane is his own species, no DECENT human would write this

    • @Xphantomgamer
      @Xphantomgamer 4 года назад

      I Watch RUclips yep we do not count Shane has a creature

  • @cokeandcheese.6617
    @cokeandcheese.6617 4 года назад +929

    *IHE saying drew monson is not a bad actor*
    me: _*happiness noises*._

    • @beccaleecardwell
      @beccaleecardwell 4 года назад +129

      We still stan Drew after this failure and nightmare of a movie

    • @karianawyatt1246
      @karianawyatt1246 4 года назад +123

      Drew genuinely seems like a really good guy, he was probably in this shit movie just so he could support his friend because he's just that chill

    • @beccaleecardwell
      @beccaleecardwell 4 года назад +80

      Randall Paquet it’s been a couple of years since he’s distanced himself. And honestly Drew Monson is woke. He’s been speaking about police brutality in his videos for years.

    • @hellonurd8957
      @hellonurd8957 4 года назад +16

      Drew does his best at improvising & adding his own charm. Cherami & the other girl (sorry I'm bad w/ names) are at least able to work w/ what they're given despite how much terrible stuff is in their scripts. Shane... He made a poop joke.

    • @wildfire0123
      @wildfire0123 4 года назад +10

      Randall Paquet yeah, cherami is actually a voice actor(mainly anime but she’s done some game work like a new character from cyberpunk 77 and minerva from the last walking dead game) and she is legit under a big voice acting company. How did shane get her

  • @kiracarver988
    @kiracarver988 4 года назад +964

    Poor Drew Monson. He is such a sweet, talented person. Its not his fault he was in a bad movie and I don't wanna come off as some hapless SJW but I don't think his sexuality should be made fun of. He gets a hard time from literally everyone about his mannerisms and pitch of his voice. Idk I just think it's sad, he's not a very popular RUclipsr but he really is funny and sooo so good-hearted in real life.

    • @adelinewurzer4533
      @adelinewurzer4533 4 года назад +69

      also he's literally not gay

    • @kiracarver988
      @kiracarver988 4 года назад +188

      @@adelinewurzer4533 right 🙄 just because a man has a high voice doesn't mean he's gay. He's addressed it loads of times on his channel.

    • @adelinewurzer4533
      @adelinewurzer4533 4 года назад +114

      @@kiracarver988 also just because a man is a bit feminine doesn't mean he's gay either

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 4 года назад +76

      Very glad to see other people bothered by this, some of his commentary was really not it tbh :/

    • @fetaup9293
      @fetaup9293 4 года назад +24

      And he's got some great and underrated music, in my opinion

  • @joeiorio9654
    @joeiorio9654 6 лет назад +1440

    This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Maybe even *the* worst.
    The least Fred and Smosh weren’t offensive, and shocker have an actual story.
    At least the F the Prom isn’t painful to *look* at.
    And at least the Amazing Bulk wasn’t offensive to African Americans, blind people, homeless people, and the mentally disabled at the same time in the first five minutes.
    This is it. This *is* one of the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 5 лет назад +36

      yeah it hurt to watch IHE's editted clips even

    • @artistica-artyc.9210
      @artistica-artyc.9210 4 года назад +5

      @Alex genetics and enviorment, friend.

    • @MrAlien23
      @MrAlien23 4 года назад +3

      Read the first and last scentence

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 года назад +57

      @Alexander Von Zimmermann just because you don't like overly edgy shit doesn't make you sensitive.
      You're just calling out trash lol. That isn't being sensitive.

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 4 года назад +22

      Tum Tum
      I don’t have a problem with dark jokes about minority groups. Family Guy actually does it well some of the time because it’s so ridiculous it’s funny. The National Geographic cutaway with the Italian and Black female was funny because of how ridiculous it is.
      In this movie, the joke is that the guy is homeless and black. No set up. Family Guy has a punchline. They’re parodying National Geographic. Here, a mentally disabled women plots to kill her family. There’s nothing funny about that. What’s the joke? It’s just shock humor

  • @magneto9210
    @magneto9210 6 лет назад +974

    It's a Nickelodeon made-for-tv teen comedy, but with SWER WERDS!

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 лет назад +36

      Abd with S A X!

    • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
      @definitelynottommywiseau3037 5 лет назад +35

      And poop jokes and racism and homophobia and more poop jokes.

    • @420speedweed
      @420speedweed 5 лет назад +7

      and racism

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 5 лет назад +1

      The writing, the acting, the idea of what constitutes a joke..is exactly the same.

    • @MutatedBacon108
      @MutatedBacon108 4 года назад

      There are uncensored genitals in this movie as well.

  • @JaseAnimates
    @JaseAnimates 7 лет назад +2640

    To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand Not Cool and poop jokes.

    • @jabbahammahummus2887
      @jabbahammahummus2887 7 лет назад +218

      The humour is very subtle and questions the fabric of reality itself

    • @charleswatson2088
      @charleswatson2088 7 лет назад +39

      KeeperOfPork high chromosome count*

    • @PhoenixPilot
      @PhoenixPilot 7 лет назад +7

      Please no

    • @Beelzil
      @Beelzil 7 лет назад +12

      I Hate Everything this isn’t a kids channel you nob end. Sod off

    • @MenuMinyu
      @MenuMinyu 7 лет назад +6

      I Hate Everything I FOUND YOU FAKER

  • @howtoeataham
    @howtoeataham 4 года назад +236

    The scene where the girl was describing how “hot” and “attractive” Shane was is just CRINGE ugh wtf Shane, that was hard to watch

  • @IFYOUCOULDFLY
    @IFYOUCOULDFLY 7 лет назад +301

    I think Betty White would be a more convincing teenager than Shane Dawson.

  • @pootard3538
    @pootard3538 7 лет назад +3283

    The title of the movie already explains everything....

    • @ndxdirectorscut
      @ndxdirectorscut 7 лет назад +19

      fuck we made the same joke
      fuck i made the same joke twice

    • @991yugioh
      @991yugioh 7 лет назад +8

      That one gear doctor from Rick and Morty huh didn't expect to see you here.

    • @pootard3538
      @pootard3538 7 лет назад +1

      NinjaPenguin tEMi My bad

    • @Samuel-el9ul
      @Samuel-el9ul 7 лет назад +1

      I Hate Everything cause it says on your channel no content

    • @somebadbatter
      @somebadbatter 7 лет назад +1

      I Hate Everything nice fake acount

  • @TheBigSmallWorld
    @TheBigSmallWorld 4 года назад +713

    Honestly it’s wild how Shane single handedly ruined/tarnished so many people’s careers with one movie just because he had to stroke his ego. Poor screenwriter probably wrote a decent film before Shane filled it with gross/bad jokes. I feel bad for every person involved in this garbage fire :/

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +54

      I mean a lot of the actors in this are RUclipsrs who are still vaguely relevant, and the girl who plays Tori is a voice actress... Everyone else tho lmao.

    • @DEADisBEAUTIFUL
      @DEADisBEAUTIFUL 4 года назад +44

      Shane was pissed off that he couldn’t get a writing credit for this movie. He made the screenwriter change so much that he felt as though he’d basically written a new script and wanted to be credited for writing. He had to have his ass handed to him on that one. Why the hell anyone let someone who clearly knows nothing about the film industry have near complete control over an entire film is completely beyond me. I hate how Eddie Murphy plays nearly every role in his movies. I hate it even more so out of Shane Dawson. Actually.....I think I just hate Shane Dawson. The high horse the “man” is on is nothing more than a plastic horse head on a stick. I think it even neighs if he pushes a button on one of its plastic ears.

    • @hepty3179
      @hepty3179 3 года назад +7

      The show had two directors present their own edits of the scripts.One actually made a good movie and the other one had a giant audience.The show choose Shane because it would make the most money.

    • @22ninja1
      @22ninja1 2 года назад +2

      Cherami Leigh who played Tori has a very good track record in voice acting for anime, Western animated TV shows, movies and video games including voicing the female V in Cyberpunk 2077 so she's the only one who made out alive in this movie and is doing fine.

    • @d3rrick10493
      @d3rrick10493 3 месяца назад

      ​@@hepty3179 They didn't choose. The vote was public, and online or over the phone. Shane told his fans to vote so he won. It was essentially rigged from the jump.

  • @megankull8912
    @megankull8912 4 года назад +207

    Racism in a movie with Shane Dawson? Shocking

    • @kalina9271
      @kalina9271 3 года назад +4

      right. Seeing the racism in the movie didn't even surprise me because i've already saw Shane in blackface, mocking asian ppl, saying the nword etc

  • @fatrat5293
    @fatrat5293 7 лет назад +717

    "Wanna switch lives?"
    "I would rather eat-"
    (ad plays)
    *HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A KIT KAT*
    -MY OWN SHIT."

    • @cooldart
      @cooldart 7 лет назад

      I had a different chocolate Ad lol

    • @tingmingxiy790
      @tingmingxiy790 7 лет назад +14

      You too? Jesus lol

    • @anonnona5790
      @anonnona5790 7 лет назад +14

      The same happened to me.

    • @jarodathehunter9124
      @jarodathehunter9124 7 лет назад +30

      Timing like that is true comedy.

    • @anonnona5790
      @anonnona5790 7 лет назад +1

      I just restarted the video now I watched a frosted flakes ad

  • @donnie3927
    @donnie3927 7 лет назад +396

    -Wanna see "Not Cool"?
    -I rather eat my own shit,
    and I would never do that, so you can tell I dont.

    • @5dcstuff496
      @5dcstuff496 7 лет назад +2

      Angelica Mota y do u have mil subs

    • @nerites_
      @nerites_ 6 лет назад +2

      POOP IS FUNNY PEOPLE

    • @NorwayTracking
      @NorwayTracking 6 лет назад +7

      *P O O P I S F U N N Y , P E O P L E ! W A K E U P !*

    • @BrandonTrex
      @BrandonTrex 6 лет назад +2

      Angelica Mota AND I DO!

    • @calebbuckingham4017
      @calebbuckingham4017 6 лет назад +2

      And I do, this is shit

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 4 года назад +647

    Loved the dinosaur in Rugrats he was totes Reptar.

  • @soccerchic265
    @soccerchic265 4 года назад +196

    Was I the only one who thought that the girl who played Drew’s love interest was miscast because she looked more like she could be his sister than Shane

  • @AntiCuteness
    @AntiCuteness 7 лет назад +275

    "Of course they have sex because he's so _irresistible."_

  • @quanhittersupreme6738
    @quanhittersupreme6738 7 лет назад +399

    Shane: "Hey guys, I have a ton of hilarious jokes to tell you."
    Audience: "Alright, what are they?"
    Shane: *Screams*
    *The audience chuckles* "That was pretty good, what other ones do you have?"
    Shane: "Well, my grandfather was clinically insane and would sometimes rant about the voices in his head."
    *The audience bursts into boisterous laughter, their chests heaving as they spit up their drinks*
    Shane: "My friend once touched a girl's breasts and told her that they were 'Grade-A'."
    *At this point, the audience begins to go into convulsions, their muscles tensing as they struggle to contain their laughter*
    Shane: "A girl who picked me up while I was hitchhiking commented on my attractiveness, and we had ferocious sex in the backseat of the car."
    *The audience can not contain themselves, and they begin choking on their own laughter. Their skin turns a pale blue as their lungs begin to wither from oxygen deprivation*
    Shane: "My aunt was a raging alcoholic who regularly beat her children to bloody pulps."
    *This is the breaking point; the room is filled with catastrophic amounts of wit and comedic genius. The audience's constant seizing and convulsions have caused their bodies to implode on themselves, and the sudden collapse triggers a black hole that destroys not only the room, but the universe itself. The only thing left in the shapeless void is Shane, the God of Comedy. He raises his arms, and the universe begins again, ready to recieve another lethal dose of his comedic genius.*

    • @bigbaloneynips4598
      @bigbaloneynips4598 7 лет назад +38

      That was beautiful

    • @Notabot-mf3wk
      @Notabot-mf3wk 7 лет назад +7

      Blue Jelly and so it has been, since the beginning of time

    • @quanhittersupreme6738
      @quanhittersupreme6738 7 лет назад +3

      Who did you expect, Sportaflop? I've seen the same formula where something unfunny is said and the audience proceeds to laugh so hard that they die, but I can't remember where I saw it.

    • @OnlyTidus
      @OnlyTidus 7 лет назад +5

      Underrated post should be top

    • @egg1556
      @egg1556 7 лет назад +2

      The next copypasta

  • @AnnoyingOrange420
    @AnnoyingOrange420 5 лет назад +558

    Hold on,
    The main character is named Scott, has a large fluffy bowl cut, wears the same jacket for a large portion of the movie, has a sassy gay friend, and meets an edgy girl, breaking up with his energetic girlfriend who appears in the final act for revenge???
    Did they soft ripoff Scott Pilgrim?

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 5 лет назад +67

      I don't remember George-Michael Bluth getting raped by Captain Marvel at the end of Scott Pilgrim, but it's admittedly been a while since I've read it.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 4 года назад +67

      Don't you dare.... don't you *DARE* mention that masterpiece as being even _slightly_ related to this pile of shit.

    • @Baloonboy105yt
      @Baloonboy105yt 4 года назад +3

      Lol. Nice EWBAITE profile pic.

    • @hellonurd8957
      @hellonurd8957 4 года назад +4

      No. Scott Pilgrim was funny.

  • @bimyself274
    @bimyself274 4 года назад +566

    The bad writing is because of Shane. Not the og writer. He made it terrible.

    • @Skulleo
      @Skulleo 4 года назад +13

      And that's what happeneds when a RUclipsr wants to make things other than RUclips videos

    • @andrewnovak1390
      @andrewnovak1390 4 года назад +3

      Unrelated, but I love your pfp

    • @hepty3179
      @hepty3179 3 года назад +3

      The writer actually choose Shane’s script in the competition.He said it was somehow funny and taught him a thing about “teen comedy”.Reality:Shane had his large audience meaning he could make more money.So he Shane did make it terrible,but the og was fine with it.

    • @huguettetchiapi1126
      @huguettetchiapi1126 3 года назад +1

      @yuta can't remember the ogs name but the doc of the making of this film 'the chair' the writer says he didnt envision his movie this way but liked the changes, found it funny and was very comfortable on Shane's set. Even though this movie was in competition with another movie being made by a film student using the same script which funnily enough the writer said was closer to his vision but he didnt feel 'comfortable with the script or set'🤔 like huh.. What?

  • @yesmaybeso1022
    @yesmaybeso1022 4 года назад +380

    I just watched a video from another creator who looks at the BTS of the making of this film... absolute shit storm. Shane looks unbearable to work with, holy moly. So many people didn't want their name in the credits and even actors did not want to audition for the film because the script was so disgusting! Hence why you have Shane as the lead lol huge ego boost, he never took any criticism, yelled at people, and was also the lead. ZOINKS!

    • @yesmaybeso1022
      @yesmaybeso1022 4 года назад +17

      This is the video I watched btw: ruclips.net/video/GcZ0PXabwt0/видео.html
      If anyone is interested 😛

    • @alexschneider1667
      @alexschneider1667 4 года назад +6

      You said shit, then later said, ZOINKS, and that gave me whiplash

  • @pahoehoe5633
    @pahoehoe5633 7 лет назад +607

    "I'd rather to eat my own sh-"
    *Ad happens*
    PERFECT.

  • @Uhohlisa
    @Uhohlisa 4 года назад +239

    This was part of a competition. That Dan guy wrote a pretty down-to-Earth indie movie, and the script was given to two completely different directors and they were able to rewrite the script as they wanted. So Shane took a not great, not horrible script, turned it into this. There's a great scene in the show (this whole process was documented on Starz) where Zachary Quinto refused to put his name on this "film" as a producer's credit.

  • @farhaanraja7994
    @farhaanraja7994 7 лет назад +205

    7:19
    If they'd just left it at, 'id rather eat shit', the joke would have been fine.
    But the 'and look, I am eating shit' just killed it.

    • @farhaanraja7994
      @farhaanraja7994 7 лет назад +35

      11:34
      Even the totes retar' joke would've been better if her friends looked at her and didn't laugh....

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 6 лет назад +6

      I don't have a timstamp but when the one guy took the urn and said "That's my grandma" and the other guy started freaking out about "Let her out!" or whatever. That could've been funny too if people weren't yelling every 12 seconds already

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 6 лет назад +2

      Actually, he doesnt even need to say anything. She should look more sincere, looking at her family, sad smile, looks at him and uses what we think is a pity smile, rummages in her jeans for what we assume to be money, then she asks, almost desperate (not sarcastically) "trade places with me? Ill give you $50". He looks at the family, back at her, then goes back to shaking a tin or just shakes his head and goes to sleep. Otherwise, its just obvious and unfunny what the 'joke' will be.

  • @rosieglows
    @rosieglows 6 лет назад +4556

    Even Shane admits this is trash. He's genuinely embarrased about it.

    • @GyroKira
      @GyroKira 6 лет назад +63

      @@Daftsy So

    • @ktbuchanan7409
      @ktbuchanan7409 6 лет назад +540

      Probably because its still a movie he's made. Making a movie in general is an accomplishment.@@Daftsy

    • @Istayton95
      @Istayton95 6 лет назад +577

      @@ktbuchanan7409 as rational as that sounds, if i managed to accomplish making a movie and it turned out to be utter shit (even so that i was genuinely humilaited by it), i would distancr myself from it entirely. The fact that someone pointed out he had it hung up means it's shown in a place that would imply some kind of pride. So no

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix 6 лет назад +361

      Israel Stayton I keep old gross art I’ve made up in my house. It’s a good way to show how far you’ve come.

    • @blackoverblueskies6221
      @blackoverblueskies6221 6 лет назад +186

      squishy salamander you should keep all the teeth and hair that's ever fallen out of your body, it's a good way to see how far you've come

  • @peterlopez2388
    @peterlopez2388 4 года назад +196

    "Not cool" with a picture of Shane under it. boy did that age well

  • @NatReyes961
    @NatReyes961 4 года назад +212

    Fun fact: Zachary Quinto was a producer on this but when he saw the finished product he was so horrified he had his name taken off it. I’m not kidding.

    • @catherinedean3796
      @catherinedean3796 2 года назад +21

      And he's on record IN THE DOCUMENTARY saying "I will never get the time I spent watching Shane's film back" and I find that hysterical, poor Zachary

    • @saulthechicanootaku
      @saulthechicanootaku 10 месяцев назад +4

      Something tells me Cherami Leigh felt the same, especially after the whole thing with her now ex-friend Shane Dawson

  • @rrrobotnik
    @rrrobotnik 7 лет назад +527

    The best part of every American High School Comedy is all of the actors who are clearly 25+ trying to portray teenagers.

    • @kaknerproductions2495
      @kaknerproductions2495 7 лет назад +7

      rrrobotnik ikr

    • @VeneficaDelirium
      @VeneficaDelirium 7 лет назад +26

      Selma Blair was like 30 when she played a teen in Cruel Intentions. Not a college student...a high school student.
      Nobody in reality acts like they do in teen movies either.

    • @jaymeselijah
      @jaymeselijah 6 лет назад +7

      rrrobotnik the only person in this movie who was their character’s age was Drew Monson (the long hair male), he was 19 in the film.

    • @iososop9169
      @iososop9169 6 лет назад +1

      I think it’s because of child labor laws. I don’t think they’re allowed to work for too many hours.

  • @derrayproductions8945
    @derrayproductions8945 7 лет назад +188

    No cool is the perfect summation of everything wrong with the modern American comedy. People don't care if a joke is offensive, but offensive is never funny as the joke itself. Like IHE said it needs to have a purpose. Also can actors and directors and writers and everybody just stop yelling all the time? It's genuinely stressful to watch even as a clip. It invokes the exact opposite of laughter.

    • @nicolai6257
      @nicolai6257 7 лет назад

      Derray Productions Well, he doesn't yell all the time.

    • @michaelkeha
      @michaelkeha 7 лет назад

      Derray Productions Hahahhahahahahahhaahahaha you think modern comedy is offensive or is trying to be hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah that's hillarious you want intentionally offensive humor watch a Leon Schuster movie he is considered one of South Africa's favorite comedians by the way

    • @derrayproductions8945
      @derrayproductions8945 7 лет назад +1

      michaelkeha I don't care whether something is offensive or not, I just want it to be funny, and I feel like making something offensive as a joke comes off as juvenile instead of mature.

  • @fatterplatter3029
    @fatterplatter3029 6 лет назад +294

    Every time I hear the "totes retar" soundbite, I legitimately get shivers down my spine, probably because I'm in public and I don't want anyone having this god-awful phrase associated with me.

  • @betterbetty3542
    @betterbetty3542 4 года назад +957

    Shane Dawson wrote in all the disgusting and offensive jokes. Don’t blame the writer.

    • @mralt5419
      @mralt5419 4 года назад +6

      Are the 10 sexual things on the IMDb his as well

  • @janrudzki5651
    @janrudzki5651 7 лет назад +168

    This VIDEO was painful to watch because of brief clips from this film.... I am so sorry Alex. You are truly a hero sitting through all of this and maintaining some semblance of sanity.

    • @elliejohnson2786
      @elliejohnson2786 5 лет назад

      I get this with almost every IHE Search for the Worst.

  • @gamerclash123
    @gamerclash123 5 лет назад +227

    the fact Cherami Leigh is in this film just hurts. why did they get such a good voice actor into this, poor girl.

    • @jrw2319
      @jrw2319 4 года назад +13

      i can only hear makoto 😔

    • @1yo2many
      @1yo2many 4 года назад +1

      oh NO I didn't even notice!! Good thing she's had a long list of great voice acting roles since then so she can act like this doesn't exist

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +2

      I remember her and Shane being friends for a while so

    • @liv6212
      @liv6212 4 года назад +3

      The worst part is that this movie is the first time that comes up when you google her

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 4 года назад +2

      @@liv6212 What? Even though she was in P5, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, BNA, and Shantae among many others?

  • @Michaela_ZC
    @Michaela_ZC 7 лет назад +409

    IHE, I think your missing the point. Shayn Dawson is confessing to you. You ARE Edgy Girl. Go to him IHE, don't hold yourself back from true love.

  • @emilyjackson2682
    @emilyjackson2682 4 года назад +132

    This movie was a part of a reality show called the Chair, and Shane actually added a lot of the gross jokes... which makes so much sense

  • @sentientcactimedia6490
    @sentientcactimedia6490 6 лет назад +825

    Still waiting for that IHE movie...

    • @BK-sh2pn
      @BK-sh2pn 5 лет назад +29

      Big Bop it would be the best movie ever

    • @dezs.5202
      @dezs.5202 5 лет назад +3

      Yes.

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 5 лет назад +20

      “RUclipsrs trying to break into film don’t exactly have the best track records at this moment”

    • @Lololsans
      @Lololsans 5 лет назад +18

      “ *AT THE MOMENT* “

    • @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan
      @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan 4 года назад +1

      @@funnymeme1847 Ashens worked in a decent movie. Fuck I can't remember what it was called. It's free and on RUclips.

  • @Floridablaze97
    @Floridablaze97 5 лет назад +315

    5:37 if you pay attention, the movie already makes a distasteful joke about women and race. This is before the homeless guy even shows up!

  • @Applepoisoneer
    @Applepoisoneer 5 лет назад +341

    The only decent high school related movie that came out in the last twenty years was Mean Girls, which is sort of inexplicable in it's quality.

    • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
      @Laurenjoinsyoutube 4 года назад +42

      Applepoisoneer um you’re forgetting about High School Musical trilogy haha i genuinely like it and will go to my grave on the second one is the best

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 4 года назад +11

      You should check out Can't Hardly Wait. It's me and my sister's favorite movie from the "Teen Movie" genre. (I don't count Mean Girls as fitting into that category. It IS, however, my guilty pleasure movie. I'm a 36-year-old man, and I love it. Always have. Always will.) I feel like few people are familiar with Can't Hardly Wait, but it honestly is very, very good. Best of luck!

    • @Applepoisoneer
      @Applepoisoneer 4 года назад +5

      @@guybrush1701 That's a ringing indorsement. I'll proceed with cautious optimism. Thanks for pointing it out. I think we're all looking for new stuff to watch these days.

    • @MealGin
      @MealGin 4 года назад +10

      There is Lady Bird tho

    • @Applepoisoneer
      @Applepoisoneer 4 года назад +1

      @@MealGin I've never even heard of Lady Bird. I'll have to check it out.

  • @genogenogen0
    @genogenogen0 4 года назад +119

    the race jokes in this movie make so much sense after what came out abt shane

  • @damn.1672
    @damn.1672 7 лет назад +772

    "Wanna switch lives?"
    Id rather eat sh-*ad plays*

    • @Jin-de6nj
      @Jin-de6nj 7 лет назад +41

      Barry B. Benson oh shit same my guy

    • @Moonbeam143
      @Moonbeam143 7 лет назад +83

      I got one for Kit Kats. The placement is great.

    • @retrorampager5373
      @retrorampager5373 7 лет назад +118

      "I'd rather eat-"
      *"CANDY BREAK! HAVE A BREAK, HAVE A KIT-KAT"*

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 7 лет назад +1

      Barry B. Benson lol

    • @Jcpancake
      @Jcpancake 7 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @samuelcalline9100
    @samuelcalline9100 7 лет назад +618

    As a schizophrenic the aunt character makes me actually angry

  • @HospitableSpirit
    @HospitableSpirit 5 лет назад +524

    Totes Retar sounds like some sort of ancient pyramind or some other historical monument

    • @AJadedLizard
      @AJadedLizard 5 лет назад +23

      It's possibly a location in my fantasy novel now so thank you for that.

    • @third-ratedude4234
      @third-ratedude4234 4 года назад +8

      Or a legendary weapon
      Totes Retar, The Sword of Loud Jokes

    • @jessyjulie5506
      @jessyjulie5506 4 года назад +3

      I went on vacation to England and visited the world famous Totes Retar, it was amazing.

  • @peachcola2
    @peachcola2 4 года назад +394

    Please look at the documentary on the making of this movie. Shane is a entitled little brat in it.

    • @Syndixal
      @Syndixal 4 года назад +40

      He was trying so hard to be like a director, but directors are supposed do that when people are fucking up, not just doing it for the sake of it

    • @cosmicangel832
      @cosmicangel832 4 года назад +29

      Ikr he acted like it was a marvel movie 😂

    • @howtoeataham
      @howtoeataham 4 года назад +17

      He really thought he was Wes craven or something

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel 7 лет назад +780

    I found Drew to be the only redeeming thing about this movie (and even saying he redeems it is a bit much). As you said, he's a good actor, and can't be held at fault for following direction. Plus, I think this was his first time even trying to act. From what I remember, Shane was just a fan of his RUclips channel and personality, and invited him on.

    • @DancingVioleta
      @DancingVioleta 7 лет назад +50

      ShesAaRebel i agree, i think Drew actually did a pretty good job, and i also enjoyed the improv he threw into some of his lines

    • @blujaebird
      @blujaebird 7 лет назад +1

      He may have been the cause of the split between Lisa and Shane too

    • @Enzombie
      @Enzombie 7 лет назад +4

      Scotty sometimes cringe can be funny

    • @gnocchi6610
      @gnocchi6610 7 лет назад

      ShesAaRebel yes drew daddy

    • @terbentur2943
      @terbentur2943 7 лет назад +1

      He kinda looks like Takahata 101

  • @thelax5311
    @thelax5311 7 лет назад +790

    One of the best shows on RUclips.

    • @mina_mozna
      @mina_mozna 7 лет назад +16

      Took me a second to realise that you meant "Search for the worst"

    • @thelax5311
      @thelax5311 7 лет назад +8

      Oh no I meant the (Fred show) : (

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 лет назад +2

      The Lax Better than almost anything Josh Thomas could do.

    • @HiImAiden
      @HiImAiden 6 лет назад

      'nuff said

  • @illuminarty9145
    @illuminarty9145 7 лет назад +403

    Movies like this need to have constant screaming, shouting and slapstick because their audience has the attention span of a goldfish and needs to be reminded to watch the movie every 10 seconds or else they forget.

    • @kennedysvr
      @kennedysvr 6 лет назад +3

      And when they forget they go right back to playing Minecraft on their 999$ iPhones

  • @41052
    @41052 4 года назад +3371

    This movie is homophobic, racist, misogynistic, and ableist. Horrid movie, truly.

    • @anaenriquez1185
      @anaenriquez1185 4 года назад +167

      It was incredibly ableist too!

    • @doomsdimension1663
      @doomsdimension1663 4 года назад +27

      totes

    • @bimyself274
      @bimyself274 4 года назад +209

      Because the director is all of those 🧚‍♀️☺️🤩

    • @spookadoodle
      @spookadoodle 4 года назад +51

      well it is shane soooo

    • @dawfurby
      @dawfurby 4 года назад +21

      His childhood was full of homophobia racism misogyny and a lack of care. That’s why he made this movie.

  • @Redleader001
    @Redleader001 7 лет назад +257

    This is a real movie? This doesn't act like a movie at all. To quote Brutal Moose "Is this joke?" Is that joke right there?

  • @spacewinter
    @spacewinter 4 года назад +81

    "A stab - no, a frantic machete swipe - at comedy that only date-rapists, racists and sociopaths could love..."
    Lol Robert Abele's review from LA Times

  • @Squaggies
    @Squaggies 7 лет назад +431

    "Wanna switch lives?"
    "I'd rather eat my own- *Breaks to a KitKat ad*

  • @mclhelena
    @mclhelena 4 года назад +163

    I’m sure people will be coming back to this video after all the drama that’s been happening with Shane

  • @JusticesShadow
    @JusticesShadow 6 лет назад +1024

    I'm kinda grossed out by myself but I genuinely had to laugh at the Indian guy fixing the rape sign. It's just such a bizarre concept.

    • @QuintetMagician
      @QuintetMagician 5 лет назад +72

      Nah, I did too. It caught me off guard.

    • @knowbody4323
      @knowbody4323 5 лет назад +102

      I thought it was funny tbh bc absurdism

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 5 лет назад +164

      I think what got me is that he seems genuinely sad that he had to change the number from 0 to 1

    • @casper6405
      @casper6405 4 года назад +31

      Its the only moment in this dumpster fire where i laughed a bit
      And it wasnt even that good of a joke
      Kinda shows how bad the rest of this so called comedy is

    • @imsadlol4528
      @imsadlol4528 4 года назад +4

      i thought it was really funny tbh but that was literally the only funny part

  • @kite9629
    @kite9629 7 лет назад +566

    totes retar sounds like a fucking harry potter spell

    • @thecommentdetective374
      @thecommentdetective374 7 лет назад +11

      I heard there was a deleted scenes where voldemort was hit by totes retar before this ruclips.net/video/F9jfJistjYA/видео.html

    • @nickvan8385
      @nickvan8385 7 лет назад +2

      Huh. We had the same idea.

    • @hopeschannel
      @hopeschannel 7 лет назад +2

      it sounds like a dinosaur

    • @wildthornrose
      @wildthornrose 7 лет назад +13

      You're saying it wrong. It's "TOTES Retar" not "Totes ReTAAAAR"

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 7 лет назад

      Kiril Janakiev the idiot curse

  • @durpddurke4633
    @durpddurke4633 7 лет назад +1157

    I feel like the creators of this thing are gonna see this video and be like "Not cool bro, Not cool...."

    • @durpddurke4633
      @durpddurke4633 7 лет назад +29

      A really cool Channel
      Yep.

    • @Jesse-Gray
      @Jesse-Gray 7 лет назад +3

      Da Dragon Durp do you have an off button?

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 лет назад +1

      A really cool Channel? More like a really NOT cool Channel am'right??!

    • @iamdefish3315
      @iamdefish3315 7 лет назад

      Da Dragon Durp Haha yeah

    • @iamdefish3315
      @iamdefish3315 7 лет назад

      A really cool Channel I think so

  • @Liquidchromex
    @Liquidchromex 4 года назад +174

    shane actually wrote the movie, but that poor dude who is credited as a writer turned it into a script so it's not his fault shane is the one who is responsible

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele 4 года назад +22

      No that‘s the wrong order: This writer guy Dan had written a script that was then presented to Shane and his team and Shane said he wanted it written as a comedy and added probably all of the gross humor and offensive jokes.

    • @SayHelloHelli
      @SayHelloHelli 4 года назад +9

      Froggele Shane was pissed that he didn’t get a writing credit when he rewrote so much of the movie

    • @Froggele
      @Froggele 4 года назад +2

      HeyHay Yeah I know, I watched the video about the reality show too;) I feel like someone should credit the guy in this comment section.

  • @kycrio5356
    @kycrio5356 6 лет назад +306

    I was autoplaying IHE while eating dinner. I had to skip this video because the movie is so disgusting. I wouldn't be able to watch this movie without chugging an entire bottle of Tums.

  • @not_anartist8477
    @not_anartist8477 7 лет назад +2021

    I know this video is pretty old but how did the blind girl know the moves on the screen when she was playing just dance ._.

    • @lecorbak
      @lecorbak 7 лет назад +285

      "that's the joke"

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 6 лет назад +7

      DOOPS

    • @brandonborak9979
      @brandonborak9979 6 лет назад

      DOOPS v

    • @AliensAreNoobs
      @AliensAreNoobs 6 лет назад +61

      DOOPS
      The power of Not Giving a Shit About Continuity.

    • @ghost3337
      @ghost3337 6 лет назад +55

      DOOPS M. Night was a consultant for this movie, IHE glossed over the twist ending when it is revealed that she was dead the whole time, and that the year was actually 2189 unbeknownst to all the inhabitants of Pittsburg. Oh and some shit about rain killing aliens.

  • @epicbenstudios
    @epicbenstudios 7 лет назад +74

    I was on a school camping trip two weeks ago as I write this. I was in a group of four and most of us planned to watch a movie on one of the nights we were away. We downloaded the movies on our phones, and our phones only have so much memory for two or so movies. One of the movies brought was Not Cool, since my buddy claimed he got it when he was big into Shane Dawson. We just happened to ditch the plan of watching a movie the first night of the trip, and I'm starting to imagine what watching Not Cool would have been in the middle of the woods in the freezing fucking cold. What an enhanced experience that would be...

  • @GlorieBee218
    @GlorieBee218 4 года назад +188

    this is more than super creepy now

    • @TheSacralHealer
      @TheSacralHealer 4 года назад +4

      Yes very

    • @Cloverfr
      @Cloverfr 4 года назад +6

      And the behind the scenes aged like milk.

  • @lightbulb5642
    @lightbulb5642 7 лет назад +377

    At 7:21 when he said, "I's rather eat my own" it cut and i got a kit kat ad

    • @chilip7386
      @chilip7386 7 лет назад +10

      THAT'S GREAT

    • @ratfuk789
      @ratfuk789 7 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @mrmanpersonguy5812
      @mrmanpersonguy5812 7 лет назад +11

      Same, I was waiting in anticipation to know what he would rather eat. The payoff was.... Not Cool.

    • @Roopels
      @Roopels 7 лет назад

      Lightbulb 😂

    • @cf0472
      @cf0472 7 лет назад +1

      Lucky! I got a Trojan commercial

  • @ArkbladeIX
    @ArkbladeIX 7 лет назад +745

    POOP IS FUNNY PEOPLE.... WAKE UP
    -some 50 year old man

  • @DZoffical
    @DZoffical 7 лет назад +426

    "Wanna switch lives?" "I'd rather eat my own shi... (cuts to kfc ad) perfect timing

    • @mananexus
      @mananexus 7 лет назад +6

      DZ I got a kit Kat commercial lol

    • @DZoffical
      @DZoffical 7 лет назад +4

      Xavier Triggs i think this video only has food commercials

    • @johnwilliams-dg6qx
      @johnwilliams-dg6qx 7 лет назад +1

      DZ kit Kat for me

    • @DZoffical
      @DZoffical 7 лет назад +2

      john williams 2 kit kats 1 kfc

    • @MoneyFolder
      @MoneyFolder 7 лет назад +1

      DZ I got a kit kat

  • @holly8428
    @holly8428 4 года назад +76

    Im so sad that Drew was dragged into this mess and now this will always be apart of his history.

  • @coldschooI
    @coldschooI 7 лет назад +434

    "I'd rather eat my own sh-" *ad*

    • @MrBubblesPro
      @MrBubblesPro 7 лет назад +30

      gshallperishbro Perfect moment for an ad

    • @kythefairy2029
      @kythefairy2029 7 лет назад

      SAME

    • @knobwobble
      @knobwobble 7 лет назад

      I wasn't sure if it was intentional or not so I spent a couple moments blinking in confusion and scrambling to the comment section to investigate

    • @GrizzliBaron
      @GrizzliBaron 7 лет назад +9

      Funny thing is the ad I got had a first word with the same sound. Like for example "I'd rather eat my own shOE CARNIVAL IS HAVING A BRAND NEW FALL SALE." And I was using the video as background audio so it left me extremely confused.

    • @tmkanjo
      @tmkanjo 7 лет назад

      It was perfect timing

  • @thedailydan4939
    @thedailydan4939 7 лет назад +1157

    Jake Paul: Everyday Bro (the movie)
    In theaters Summer 2018

    • @bethanydowson1017
      @bethanydowson1017 7 лет назад +4

      • 。 Charish 。 • yr pic makes this better 😂😂

    • @JoeTrailers
      @JoeTrailers 7 лет назад

      OMFG !!!!!!!

    • @halfyou
      @halfyou 7 лет назад +4

      • 。 Charish 。 • halloween baking hasn't come yet and I have anxiety

    • @vhateverlie
      @vhateverlie 7 лет назад +8

      I want this to be a thing now. Just to know how terrible it'll be.

    • @Littlemissbow41
      @Littlemissbow41 7 лет назад +2

      please no

  • @jk-gt9dv
    @jk-gt9dv 7 лет назад +146

    Your dog that barked at 21:48 is better than the entire 'movie'

  • @HeliosEffect
    @HeliosEffect 3 года назад +126

    Its crazy to see how far Cherami Leigh has come. Like shes a AAA-tier voice actor nowadays. Really happy for her

    • @Im__Andy-f6x
      @Im__Andy-f6x 2 года назад +7

      didnt she voice V in Cyberpunk

    • @HeliosEffect
      @HeliosEffect 2 года назад +5

      @@Im__Andy-f6x yes!

    • @user-nt5zv9ih5f
      @user-nt5zv9ih5f 2 года назад +9

      She makoto in persona 5

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 Год назад +9

      Weird how she's in this despite that SHE'S ALREADY AN ESTABLISHED VA AT THIS POINT!!!

    • @kirant
      @kirant 4 месяца назад

      @@anthonyrios2311 - It seems like there was a production group with Dawson, Zachary Quinto, and Leigh. They ended up doing a bunch of projects together at the time. My guess is that Leigh had a fine time with Dawson during the production of the movie - she ended up in a few videos on his channel after (whereas I think this was Quinto's breaking point. He requested to be removed from the credits after seeing the movie).
      Listening to interviews at the time, I can tell that Leigh probably wasn't a fan of the film. The wording around what she thought of the film was very measured and would only deflect by describing what the movie was (a broad comedy in the vein of American Pie) more than what she thought the audience would feel or what she thought of the film. Very much damned by faint praise (something you'll catch a lot in the PR for bad movies before their release).

  • @johnn4959
    @johnn4959 7 лет назад +1640

    I guess not cool is not cool
    Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahah
    Funny Funny

    • @hamesapost
      @hamesapost 7 лет назад +8

      I Hate Everything
      Ok totally legit ihe whom I can trust 100%... I'll go download your virus

    • @The482075
      @The482075 7 лет назад +1

      By Not Cool do you mean offensive and unacceptable or do you mean, not hip and trendy?

    • @angiebananie1938
      @angiebananie1938 7 лет назад

      Log off

    • @bradayyg4779
      @bradayyg4779 7 лет назад +9

      That joke was totes retar

    • @CreepergeddonTheGamer
      @CreepergeddonTheGamer 7 лет назад +2

      John N *CrYinG lAuGhIng EmOJI*

  • @SpawnRevenge92
    @SpawnRevenge92 7 лет назад +539

    "The guy who hasn't realized he's gay yet."
    👌

  • @brickman409
    @brickman409 6 лет назад +435

    Should I feel bad that I laugh every single time he edits in an explosion?

    • @TrueBlueProd
      @TrueBlueProd 6 лет назад +12

      brickman409 No 😂

    • @somewackoonyoutube2449
      @somewackoonyoutube2449 6 лет назад +10

      +brickman409 Nope (I do that too XD)

    • @fdr45
      @fdr45 6 лет назад

      brickman409 no

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 6 лет назад +4

      Never. It’s a lot funnier than these movies, that’s for sure. (Unless it’s The Room, that is the funniest thing ever made by mankind. Truly the pinnacle of comedy.)

    • @Higongeous
      @Higongeous 6 лет назад

      No

  • @moonglow630
    @moonglow630 4 года назад +140

    The guy that’s listed as the writer of the script, actually didn’t write it. This movie was made as part of tv competition show called “The Chair”. Two directors were given the same script & budget, & were judged on who could make the best movie. So, each director took the script & pretty much totally rewrote them. The guy listed as the writer on Shane’s movie totally wanted his name removed because of the trash Shane turned his script into, but they wouldn’t let him.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 4 года назад +4

      I would have simply filmed me and another person sitting in chairs, reading the script aloud.
      That would have been better than this.