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  • Опубликовано: 19 июл 2020
  • Joe Rogan noticed that his cat does something that most men do. The parallels!
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  • @jl5140
    @jl5140 3 года назад +10467

    Seeing Joe do stand up is like seeing your teacher at the grocery store.

  • @shanekimberlin
    @shanekimberlin 4 года назад +6418

    Like a muppet, it sure is weird to see Joe's legs.

    • @SVati-su5ih
      @SVati-su5ih 4 года назад +27

      😂

    • @kraze4kicks822
      @kraze4kicks822 4 года назад +30

      Lmao I thought the same

    • @Jeffro5564
      @Jeffro5564 4 года назад +6

      I thought same thing hahahaha

    • @Chaccolin
      @Chaccolin 4 года назад +3

      SAME

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 4 года назад +6

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip
      😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

  • @Anvarynn
    @Anvarynn 3 года назад +1144

    His cat growls are... frighteningly on point

    • @innawoodsman
      @innawoodsman 2 года назад +64

      All of his animal sounds are like that lol. Should hear his grizzly roar, shit scared me

    • @tnbdynomite1988
      @tnbdynomite1988 2 года назад +14

      Same for his Squatch calls. 😉

    • @Matt-wt4sv
      @Matt-wt4sv 2 года назад +11

      He can do a dog bark that is frighteningly accurate and nobody talks about it.

    • @adil0028
      @adil0028 Год назад +3

      Shhh he's a furry

    • @alexxenaosas2416
      @alexxenaosas2416 Год назад

      Except for this fucking title - that probably is written by a woman - because cats are more like you, not like men ! - fuck cats , mine jumped from balcony yesterday - at 4 floor ! - I took care of her more than a fucking kid ! . Do you think I will search for that cunt ! ...fuck NO, fuck that bitch ass mf cat - her choice ! gl in life bich ! :)) -

  • @bethmurphy8129
    @bethmurphy8129 3 года назад +376

    "I REMEMBER....... I REMEMBER THE OLD WAY" takes me out every time

  • @bons244
    @bons244 4 года назад +2642

    My cat is super snuggly, patient, very gentle when touching humans - he goes extra careful not to touch anyone with his claws. Very mild and passive personality... then one day came home with a freaking BAT in his mouth, wings still flapping and all. Cats are terminators in carebear suit.

    • @Shadow.24772
      @Shadow.24772 3 года назад +105

      not gonna lie, you had me in the first half...

    • @alexvlaxos6620
      @alexvlaxos6620 3 года назад +52

      Do you live in Wu han?

    • @zotaninoron3548
      @zotaninoron3548 3 года назад +35

      @@alexvlaxos6620 The more likely risk is rabies. They're prolific spreaders in the States.

    • @malcolmthorne9779
      @malcolmthorne9779 3 года назад +66

      My family have had two cats that were absolute units. Took down ducks and rabbits, the crazy fuckers.
      Super cuddly and even tempered around us but every now and then they'd show up stinking brackish water to the high heavens with some critter half their own size in their mouth.
      I can only imagine they were stalking through the reeds like a frickin tiger or something. Crazy DNA, indeed.

    • @Jolly123123123
      @Jolly123123123 3 года назад +16

      Aren't they wonderful? :D

  • @justintaylor9315
    @justintaylor9315 4 года назад +2864

    I had a Russian blue. Laziest cat I’ve ever known, Laser pointers? Dangle-toys? Pfft whatever. He was just a huge snuggle-bug, never mean. But when he saw them fucking birds? *Man.*

    • @GeniiExE
      @GeniiExE 4 года назад +123

      Sounds the exact same for my gigantic tuxedo cat "Oreo". Never hissed in his life, always the most chill shoulder cat, *but he sure as hell likes to bring my disabled mom some birds* (Prob thinks she can't feed herself)

    • @Peelz315
      @Peelz315 4 года назад +80

      Laziness can be attributed to high intelligence. He knew the toys weren’t the real thing

    • @TheMendo123
      @TheMendo123 4 года назад +28

      I have a lazy Russian blue currently. He actually used to weigh 30 lbs with his previous owners but I got him to lose 10, can't get him to lose any more because he is just not active. He's quite grumpy and I've seen his nasty side but I love him as he chose me as the one thing he was gonna love more than anything else (besides food) after having problems with all of his previous owners

    • @skellygetdownbones-jones6516
      @skellygetdownbones-jones6516 4 года назад +4

      same! i love blues, lazy but lovey.

    • @JamesRabbitHole
      @JamesRabbitHole 4 года назад +3

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😂 🔥 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

  • @MF-xd5xe
    @MF-xd5xe 10 месяцев назад +69

    the dog apologizing things was hilarious 😂😂

  • @CJ-cz3hv
    @CJ-cz3hv Год назад +113

    His hyperfixation on animals is amazing, i love it and this is his best type of comedy because its so logical and accurate

  • @zombielove981
    @zombielove981 4 года назад +1339

    I had a cat, my cousin had an alligator, my cat would stand in front of the tank and they'd just hiss back and forth at each other for hours.

    • @itsamodernmess
      @itsamodernmess 4 года назад +11

      Can you link the RUclips video?

    • @zombielove981
      @zombielove981 4 года назад +74

      @@itsamodernmess No, we don't have videos. It was before youtube was a thing and before phones had cameras.

    • @JerKur18
      @JerKur18 4 года назад +6

      This shit

    • @willkirkoff1333
      @willkirkoff1333 4 года назад +2

      Wow hahaha thats hilarious

    • @jotuthegamingguru8809
      @jotuthegamingguru8809 4 года назад +41

      Must be Floridian

  • @elithelonewolf2677
    @elithelonewolf2677 3 года назад +73

    "This Mr Fluffers, this is the newest part of our FAMILEEEEEEEE"

  • @fiction5346
    @fiction5346 2 года назад +33

    Joe describing the way a cat looks at a squirrel makes him look like the vampire from 28 days and night lmao

  • @TheShawnee22
    @TheShawnee22 4 года назад +4954

    Can we appreciate how all that elk meat keeps him so limber at 52 years old?!?

    • @lauliitaula4142
      @lauliitaula4142 4 года назад +264

      or the trt

    • @mohanadenezi4758
      @mohanadenezi4758 4 года назад +20

      Laulii Taula Exactly 😂👍

    • @kyoshiknowsbest2865
      @kyoshiknowsbest2865 4 года назад +119

      Dude it's not the elk... It's healthy but the biggest factor is the testosterone. It does wonders for a man's appearance at his age

    • @superfuriousroy1295
      @superfuriousroy1295 4 года назад +52

      There's extra TRT in elk meat

    • @kyoshiknowsbest2865
      @kyoshiknowsbest2865 4 года назад +48

      SuperFurious Roy1 no there isn't. It's helpful in making your body produce it's own testosterone. It's not enough to be that significant.

  • @KryptonGodYT
    @KryptonGodYT 4 года назад +574

    "I know when it's fuck time" completely killed me

    • @danelittlewood4643
      @danelittlewood4643 3 года назад +25

      His delivery was fucking perfect. A true comedian

    • @paulv7744
      @paulv7744 3 года назад +6

      69 likes... nice.

    • @michaelmignone5869
      @michaelmignone5869 3 года назад +11

      I know what I know bro. I know when it's fuck time!

    • @Stewdaddy87
      @Stewdaddy87 2 года назад +4

      That part was hysterical..haven’t laughed that hard in years

    • @anonymousmc7727
      @anonymousmc7727 2 года назад +2

      All bot comments……

  • @blakekrawczuk7748
    @blakekrawczuk7748 3 года назад +50

    The thing about the cats staring out the window chattering is hilarious. Absolutely spot on.

  • @Vale-vx9hn
    @Vale-vx9hn 4 года назад +4362

    This guys kinda funny, he should start a podcast.

  • @literallynobody25
    @literallynobody25 4 года назад +3435

    Joe "yells the punchline" Rogan

    • @augustwavra196
      @augustwavra196 4 года назад +239

      Joe "yell the entire set" Rogan

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 4 года назад +242

      Joe "is more successful than you" rogan

    • @literallynobody25
      @literallynobody25 4 года назад +131

      @@miketrujillo3677 joe Rogan is more successful than 99% of the world. What's your point?

    • @kodiakulv5148
      @kodiakulv5148 4 года назад +137

      @@literallynobody25 I think he's implying you're acting jealous and being pedantic about the style of standup he's doing because he's being watched by millions and you're commenting to 2-3 people on youtube. :)

    • @RianJudge
      @RianJudge 4 года назад +53

      @@kodiakulv5148 buh buh buh buh bingo

  • @CrisSkyTube
    @CrisSkyTube 2 года назад +224

    I used to be critical of Joes comedy but in the last 5 years I have found him to be getting funnier and funnier. I think his podcast is making him a great comic as it provides him with more info, and has probably made him more creative.

    • @pamew
      @pamew Год назад +11

      Yeah, he's picked up a fair bit from his comedy friend circle, plus like you say the podcast is a good source of material.

    • @brandnew7777
      @brandnew7777 Год назад +8

      Dude. Hes been doing comedy for like 3 decades. Its the only reason hes famous LMAO

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions Год назад +5

      @@brandnew7777 there are several reasons why he's famous :)

    • @brandnew7777
      @brandnew7777 Год назад +6

      @@Ebb0Productions He started in comedy, then got on News Radio, and got more opportunities. Like the UFC and Fear factor. None of that would've happened if it wasn't for comedy. He was obviously a great comedian. Even his comedy now is pretty good but in the 90s and 2000s it was great.

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 Год назад +1

      Bro he does shit everytime... Screams and jumps around for a cheap laugh

  • @prendoso
    @prendoso 7 месяцев назад +34

    I never realised Joe was so funny - he's really good at stand up - his timing and everything is spot on - he's a star

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 месяца назад

      Watch his special talking monkeys in outer space. It’s hilarious and he makes some good points

    • @dylanwesley3964
      @dylanwesley3964 3 месяца назад +5

      Me when I lie.

    • @haevyon
      @haevyon Месяц назад +3

      Wow u need help if this bs u typed us true

  • @stacia2016
    @stacia2016 4 года назад +1131

    I had a hamster who escaped once. He was gone for 4 days, and we were starting to assume that the cat ate him, or he somehow got outside. When we finally found him he was in my cat's food bowl, stuffing his cheeks with cat food, while my cat was staring at him like, "ummm.....wtf do I do about this?"

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 года назад +3

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @FirePuncher183
      @FirePuncher183 3 года назад +19

      @@arielshummer3822 I was expecting some self promotion, bravo you delivered

    • @elitegamer8351
      @elitegamer8351 3 года назад +18

      i had a guinea pig that lived outside with my dogs and cats

    • @lnc-to4ku
      @lnc-to4ku 3 года назад +5

      Lol!! That so hilarious!🤣

    • @discolim0nade
      @discolim0nade 2 года назад +1

      Did the cat had claws?

  • @SirWalterSansRien
    @SirWalterSansRien 4 года назад +2943

    not always a fan of Rogan's standup, but i really enjoyed this bit. he's always trying to intertwine physical comedy and stoner overanalysis of the mundane, and he does it here in a very balanced and skillful way.

    • @counterflow5719
      @counterflow5719 4 года назад +34

      Isn't most science over analysis of the mundane?
      @SirWalterSansRien

    • @fja5085
      @fja5085 4 года назад +4

      Nah

    • @TheInspired79
      @TheInspired79 4 года назад +18

      It's that DMT 😂

    • @Tzadeck
      @Tzadeck 4 года назад +45

      I agree. This is probably the best bit of his I've ever heard, actually.

    • @AiNEntertainment101
      @AiNEntertainment101 4 года назад +24

      ...same here. I like his podcast, but his comedy hasn't been for me, so far. This bit on the other hand...
      #fire #funnyasfuck

  • @hlysnan6418
    @hlysnan6418 Год назад +13

    The dude actually managed to find a whole new take on 'cats vs dogs'...that's impressive!

  • @robbiebailey3096
    @robbiebailey3096 3 года назад +110

    Joe is a good at podcasting, commentating and stand-up.
    But he’s elite at animal impersonations.

    • @4363HASHMI
      @4363HASHMI 11 месяцев назад +1

      His gorilla impersonation is money

  • @exas4791
    @exas4791 4 года назад +448

    "I remember the old way."

  • @jah5390
    @jah5390 4 года назад +3346

    Joe looks like a little kid wearing his dad's clothes

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 года назад +3

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip
      😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @williamhebert6125
      @williamhebert6125 3 года назад +19

      He wears baggy cloths and pants and long sleeved shirts on purpose at his comedy shows ....but yes sir you are correct he does lol

    • @commentingisawasteoftime7195
      @commentingisawasteoftime7195 3 года назад +9

      Well, he is borderline manlet and I don't use that term as an insult to short guys. i think a jacked dude with a small frame when I think manlet.

    • @pieterandjuanchronicles9849
      @pieterandjuanchronicles9849 3 года назад +2

      @@commentingisawasteoftime7195 dude he’s 5'5

    • @xSayPleasex
      @xSayPleasex 3 года назад +8

      @@pieterandjuanchronicles9849 ...So you agree then? Men keep getting taller and taller, less than 5'8 is short really

  • @spremier9626
    @spremier9626 9 месяцев назад +3

    😂😂😂😂 “ B*tch you know me.” That had me RFLMAO

  • @sugarkain2291
    @sugarkain2291 3 года назад +55

    Joe Rogan doing stand up sounds like my dad when a guest is over for dinner

    • @acey1169
      @acey1169 3 года назад +3

      Nailed it

    • @theohuioiesin6519
      @theohuioiesin6519 2 года назад +1

      I never knew your dad was that terrible at telling jokes and relating stories. I feel for you.

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 2 года назад +1

      @@theohuioiesin6519 THATS THE JJOKE
      THAT HES DAD LEVEL FUNNNY
      AKA NOT FUNNNY

    • @punkisinthedetails1470
      @punkisinthedetails1470 Год назад

      ​@@eatass5627not even dad level.

  • @fifithepotman64
    @fifithepotman64 4 года назад +260

    So true about cats knowing when you're high. Mine look at me for 5 minutes and then go out as if to be like "I won't be around this debauchery"

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 3 года назад +4

      Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @jamescrock2213
      @jamescrock2213 2 года назад +1

      was high off mescaline drinking rum one night running off hardly any sleep the past days and the moment I saw a pure white cat stare at me at 2 in the morning knocked lots of sobriety in me. disappeared in couple blinks.

    • @doomsday437
      @doomsday437 2 года назад +1

      My cat would always follow me around whenever I was tripping, yet sober she would be doing her thing, they 100 percent know

    • @elisepetersen5292
      @elisepetersen5292 11 дней назад

      It only seems like 5 minutes.. it was probably only 5 seconds.. lol

  • @idontwantahandlewtf
    @idontwantahandlewtf 4 года назад +32

    My cat is the sweetest, gentlest animal I have ever met, she loves people and other cats and dogs, but a couple of weeks ago a mouse got in the house, and she immediately killed it. She'd never even seen a mouse before.

    • @vanityscar424
      @vanityscar424 8 месяцев назад +3

      mine caught his first mouse at like 3 weeks old, he was still hand sized, and he wasn't winning. i had to kill it. but he got better.

    • @williamdavidm.l6665
      @williamdavidm.l6665 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@vanityscar424Who got better? The cat or the mouse?

    • @jasonroberts6080
      @jasonroberts6080 7 дней назад

      I've had a few Tom and Jerry episodes live in my house.

  • @AthleticEducation
    @AthleticEducation 2 года назад +27

    The analogy with the guy never seeing a woman makes perfect sense. Imagine as a heterosexual male never seeing a woman, or even knowing that women exist, and one day you see a naked one. Every fiber of your being will scream to you that you need to get to her someway, somehow. Crazy to think about.

  • @theanimusrainwing4934
    @theanimusrainwing4934 3 года назад +39

    The bit about cats torturing hamsters is so true. I remember my cat, Dwight, would be out in our field all the time, catching things like moles and birds. One day, we find him tormenting and torturing a baby mole.
    Another time, he left a half dead bird at our door. My brother had to put the poor thing out of it’s misery.

    • @carkat3203
      @carkat3203 2 года назад +4

      Never had to worry about half dead prey, my male cat would leave decapitated prey by the steps when he was still an outdoor and indoor cat 😅

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад

      trying to teach you how feed yourself but you humans are so dense..

    • @ARuiz-eu3hk
      @ARuiz-eu3hk Год назад

      Responsible for putting a large number of local wildlife in the endanger species list yet we still fall for their apathy looking face cuteness. Like seriously?

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea 4 года назад +1066

    "Just accept the fact that that cat's a murderer."
    Yup, that's the whole point of domesticating cats in the first place.
    To kill the other smaller creatures getting into our food.

    • @rsrt6910
      @rsrt6910 3 года назад +56

      They're Daddy's adorable little serial killers.

    • @Jolly123123123
      @Jolly123123123 3 года назад +7

      @@rsrt6910 hahahahaha perfect.

    • @babapambazuka2845
      @babapambazuka2845 3 года назад +72

      Most of the historical/archaeological evidence shows zero record of human intention or effort to domesticate cats ever, at all. It's more likely that they chose us as promising, advantageous hosts to let think we were keeping them as "pets".

    • @Jolly123123123
      @Jolly123123123 3 года назад +15

      @@babapambazuka2845 I'm... inclined to believe that XD

    • @CyGea
      @CyGea 3 года назад +12

      @@babapambazuka2845 The last thing you want to do, is to treat a "barn cat" as a pet.
      They will let you pet them, but don't even think about picking them up.

  • @luther1039
    @luther1039 4 года назад +902

    Why has no one made a joe rogan animal noise sound board yet?

    • @jonthorne5357
      @jonthorne5357 4 года назад +17

      There’s a clip of him screaming in charging elk that I saw forever ago that I need in my life. Can’t remember what episode of JRE it was on.

    • @joelang1506
      @joelang1506 4 года назад +8

      He did a podcast with Hannibal Buress and he told joe the exact same thing

    • @jaredrivera576
      @jaredrivera576 4 года назад +1

      His impression on Buffalo's is the best

    • @eric4369
      @eric4369 3 года назад +5

      @@jaredrivera576 gotta watch the segment on gorillas and shit. fucking hilarious.

    • @jinaloves4153
      @jinaloves4153 3 года назад

      *Only 18* 👇👇👇
      458038.loveisreal.ru

  • @PumpkinSpiceCornbread
    @PumpkinSpiceCornbread 2 года назад +5

    "I remember the old way" 🤣🤣💀💀

  • @Horrylite
    @Horrylite Месяц назад +1

    This is what I show people when they say Joe Rogan's comedy isn't funny. This shit is gold.

  • @aleksmeetsworld6873
    @aleksmeetsworld6873 4 года назад +644

    He didn't ask the audience once if they've tried DMT

    • @greatwhitesufi
      @greatwhitesufi 4 года назад +11

      It's not Joe Rogan but an imposter, confirmed

    • @cygnusprime6728
      @cygnusprime6728 4 года назад +4

      @@greatwhitesufi it's Roe Jogan.

    • @CERTAIND00M
      @CERTAIND00M 4 года назад +4

      They paid to see Joe Rogan live. I think it's to be assumed that the answer is "of course."

    • @chee1989
      @chee1989 4 года назад +3

      they cut it out

    • @Noah-Lach
      @Noah-Lach 4 года назад +3

      That’s because they cut out the part where he asked the audience to look under their seats...

  • @kat-rau.
    @kat-rau. 4 года назад +1395

    Joe Rogan is most in his stride when he gets to make animal noises during his jokes. He could be an animal impersonator for movies and shit if comedy and commentating hadn't worked out.

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 4 года назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @ricardoangel9440
      @ricardoangel9440 4 года назад +8

      Hes cringy af

    • @lamarjackson8630
      @lamarjackson8630 4 года назад +1

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip
      😂 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @christianmaas8934
      @christianmaas8934 4 года назад

      @@ricardoangel9440 Cringy zingy zesty?

    • @SquashGuy02134
      @SquashGuy02134 4 года назад +9

      its because he's actually just a shaved gorilla impersonating a man

  • @TheThrungler
    @TheThrungler 3 года назад +2

    Just show someone 4:14 with no context 😂

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer 2 года назад +2

    1:39 That’s probably exactly what would happen though

  • @slantdwave
    @slantdwave 4 года назад +289

    Did you know rainforest panthers eat hallucinogenic plants that HEIGHTEN their hunting senses? Cats are apex.

    • @MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee
      @MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee 3 года назад +9

      Like the black panther.

    • @michaelkulakov9716
      @michaelkulakov9716 3 года назад +37

      @@MonDieuMaCauseMonEpee those do crack

    • @shreshth231
      @shreshth231 3 года назад +5

      @@michaelkulakov9716 wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AH-fh3kx
      @AH-fh3kx 3 года назад +3

      False, they do DMT.

    • @justinm2434
      @justinm2434 3 года назад +3

      I'd be willing to bet you heard that from JRE

  • @johnhughes4147
    @johnhughes4147 6 месяцев назад +2

    Pound for pound, one of the most effective predators on the planet…but still super fluffy and cute!
    Love em!

  • @JohnnyPyne
    @JohnnyPyne 4 года назад +150

    I love how the dog he’s talking about does a cocaine sniff

  • @Magnum-bh5no
    @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +4

    6:04 read that cats will kill something and bring it home to show you what it's done like it's a gift

    • @DrBright5558
      @DrBright5558 6 месяцев назад

      I mean it's a nice gesture from the cat, but still a murderous goober

  • @spasa2
    @spasa2 2 года назад +1

    "I remember" - lost it right there. This is a good bit from Rogan!

  • @allier1867
    @allier1867 4 года назад +182

    the scariest part is cats have adapted their call to sound like a baby's cry... they fool you. but they're sweethearts... i love cats

    • @sultanaljuhani1571
      @sultanaljuhani1571 2 года назад +8

      yep, same wave length as human babies which is creepy but cute at the same time

    • @sultanaljuhani1571
      @sultanaljuhani1571 2 года назад +1

      fo fun, search for lynx fight sound, u will be creeped out. they sound like human screaming

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 2 года назад +1

      I love to be loved by cats. I hate cats though

    • @flonkas
      @flonkas Год назад +3

      That is creepy as hell

  • @thiagof9481
    @thiagof9481 4 года назад +263

    Joe my man, im a fan but that shirt is making u look 5' tall

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 4 года назад +1

      Is that what it is?

    • @billylion3073
      @billylion3073 4 года назад +34

      oh nice he's only 4ft5 the shirt is working

    • @iLLa_SkriLLa
      @iLLa_SkriLLa 4 года назад +21

      Hes 5'8". Lol, i know bc i'm 5'7" and have a pic with him.

    • @Spance-er
      @Spance-er 4 года назад +2

      I hope your life improves to a point where it doesn't involve caring about "in" styles and how other people want to dress.

    • @Jess-jt4zf
      @Jess-jt4zf 4 года назад +8

      @@Spance-er Lol wut? Dude, are you OK? This is a joke under a comedy video... You know that, right?
      Nobody is even talking about fashion or "in" styles - you don't need to be some kind of haute couture prodigy to pick a shirt that fits you.
      Oh, and I doubt anybody *wants* to dress like a blind toddler lmao...

  • @pikonorida1026
    @pikonorida1026 3 года назад +1

    Cat: "you know me". dat line just killed me hahahah

  • @danhex
    @danhex 3 года назад +1

    So right about the cats and the involuntary noises when locked on

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 3 года назад +14

    6:10 You can tell Joe's been doing jiu-jitsu for a while

  • @lamarmeta5001
    @lamarmeta5001 4 года назад +567

    his specials are basically all the best bits from JRE. He's talked about that cat noise about 4000 times lmao

    • @811chelseafc
      @811chelseafc 4 года назад +23

      Luna EB tbf he’s one of the best interviewer in modern times. He’s still a decent comic.

    • @travisspicer3271
      @travisspicer3271 4 года назад +40

      What?? You don't release 6 specials by being just a 'decent comic' lol
      Sure he isn't up there with the goats but decent is such an understatement

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 года назад +6

      @Luna EB You my friend have no sense of humor...

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics 4 года назад +16

      I've listened to this podcast since Eddie Bravo had long hair.
      He hasn't talked about "that cat noise 4000 times."
      If he did, it'd be a meme under his comment section.

    • @somefuckstolemynick
      @somefuckstolemynick 4 года назад +6

      Travis Spicer is it wasn’t for JRE there is no way he would be as successful as he is as a comedian.

  • @willkirkoff1333
    @willkirkoff1333 3 года назад +4

    Broooo my cat does that exact same thing when he sees birds! Joe nailed the sound😂😂

  • @xSTONYTARKx
    @xSTONYTARKx Год назад +1

    Those cat sounds, i had 2 cats, they came from the same mother.
    When a single bug would get in my house they would do that thing where they lock on to their target.
    They would start communicating in their cat language and would work together until the bug was terminated.
    I loved watching them do that, they were so good!

  • @alexwarstler9000
    @alexwarstler9000 4 года назад +21

    He hasn't met my Cattle dogs. Pure, sheer, unadulterated murder instinct.

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 года назад

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!!
      😂 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

  • @Enriquetuy
    @Enriquetuy 4 года назад +79

    This isn't a comparison of men and cats. It is just about cats.

    • @ya-highness
      @ya-highness 4 года назад +6

      Facts. Where is the comparison? 🤔

    • @xJB1032x
      @xJB1032x 4 года назад +5

      Ya, some of these RUclips titles are beginning to be complete bullshit click-bait. What happened to making an honest video to simply upload in the internet.
      Like a home recorded video with a title like “the family at the beach” and just a simple, humble video of a family playing on the beach while the parents watch from patio, recording.

    • @shortsthatdontsuck2174
      @shortsthatdontsuck2174 3 года назад +9

      @@ya-highness where he talk about if a man hadn't ever seen a naked woman then was suddenly introduced,

    • @ruburtoe1
      @ruburtoe1 3 года назад +1

      Whoever titled this probably believes in some toxic masculinity and patriarchy and wanted to make the connection that Joe Rogan didn't make.

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan 3 года назад +2

      instincts.
      humans like to pretend they aren't animals with instincts.

  • @enesballa2217
    @enesballa2217 2 года назад +2

    How is nobody mentioning Rogan's scary Winnie the Pooh impression in 1:30

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace Год назад +4

    I feel like Joe Rogan gets noticed for everything else but people kind of forget he’s a hilarious stand up comedian. Like I don’t even like or listen to most of his other shit but his stand-up specials are hilarious

  • @8698gil
    @8698gil 3 года назад +68

    I really liked the "cat walk". That is exactly how cats do it.

  • @magnolia2
    @magnolia2 4 года назад +225

    My cat does that mouth sound every morning. I got a bird feeder outside the glass door and he goes insane. Also has never been outside. It’s amazing. I used to be terrified initially cus I thought I was losing my mind, now I know it’s normal and feel better.

    • @justmemadison
      @justmemadison 4 года назад +15

      So, basically you put a feeder outside the door and your cat is tortured by it every single day. That seems like a cool thing to do...said, um, no one.

    • @lamarjackson8630
      @lamarjackson8630 4 года назад +1

      This has to be the funniest Joe Rogan video
      😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @mayb8876
      @mayb8876 4 года назад +2

      She's pretending to be a bird so that she can hunt. Cats do that.

    • @k1rasta353
      @k1rasta353 4 года назад +7

      How do y’all even train or want your cat never go outside ... that shit is weird it’s a fucking animal let it out for once

    • @Vietnow15
      @Vietnow15 4 года назад

      My cat does it when he sees a house fly

  • @apsodi755
    @apsodi755 3 года назад +3

    Those were the most realistic cat noises I have ever heard a human make 😂

  • @OlaOla-mb1rn
    @OlaOla-mb1rn Год назад +16

    This had me LMAO! only cat owners will completely understand 😅

  • @wellnessconnect3368
    @wellnessconnect3368 4 года назад +35

    🤣Cats are so gangster. I love them.
    “Why’d you do it!?”
    Cat: you KNOW me😼. And Why you so loud?”

  • @jahwinnstewart7873
    @jahwinnstewart7873 4 года назад +129

    Probably the funniest set I've seen of his comedy work . 😂😂

    • @MC-bh3ff
      @MC-bh3ff 4 года назад +19

      Yeah I’m not a huge fan of his comedy but this was good

    • @tuff4257
      @tuff4257 4 года назад

      I think the devolution of stupid people is way better. This is not the best but the end bit was pretty funny tho 😂

    • @polaroidsofpolarbears365
      @polaroidsofpolarbears365 4 года назад +1

      I have a feeling you'd drop to your knees and massage Joe with everything you had, just to please him. Am I right? I know I'm right.

    • @portlandgoose4727
      @portlandgoose4727 4 года назад +6

      @@polaroidsofpolarbears365 I have a feeling you'd drop to your knees and massage your dad with everything you had, just to gain his an ounce of his respect. Am I right? I know I'm right.

    • @wellhelodeer2680
      @wellhelodeer2680 4 года назад

      Matt C are you having a laugh lmao

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 Год назад +1

    Rogan's cat noises got my cat all up in my grill.
    My cat's 12, indoor and single. But his impression got me to wake up, jump onto the bed and hyped,hyped without o coffee
    Shes acting on instinct when he mows. just like that Leo movie in which he plays a dude who's got an insatiable appetite for dreaming.

  • @kylekuehne5976
    @kylekuehne5976 4 года назад +3

    3:27 Best line ever😂😂😂

  • @Genpri
    @Genpri 4 года назад +102

    This is alot funnier than I thought it’s be when I clicked 😂

    • @nickmcnamara8043
      @nickmcnamara8043 4 года назад +1

      Exactly!!! This was fucking hilarious!!!

    • @TendoTheDude
      @TendoTheDude 4 года назад

      Dude Rogan is the king

    • @stedyedy23
      @stedyedy23 4 года назад +1

      It isn't really tho

    • @Genpri
      @Genpri 4 года назад +2

      Michael Gow So you’re able to gauge how funny I originally thought it’d be? 🤔

    • @stedyedy23
      @stedyedy23 4 года назад +3

      @@Genpri yes

  • @tomashize
    @tomashize 4 года назад +2043

    There were beavers that lived their whole lives in captivity in 1930/40s Berlin. Never seen a pond or a river. They escaped during WW2 and were found upriver MAKING A DAM. Their DNA remembers what to do.

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 года назад +15

      That's awesome

    • @grizzlywidow
      @grizzlywidow 4 года назад +8

      @Gordon Morrice precisely.

    • @hellboyakira
      @hellboyakira 4 года назад +3

      What special is this? I also live in Germany but I dont have this on Netflix. Or is the 2018special and I forgot the jokes from the show?

    • @skyreach669
      @skyreach669 4 года назад

      Hi

    • @tunguyen-zo9ch
      @tunguyen-zo9ch 4 года назад +16

      Not to be a ball breaker but lots of animals that are in captivity for awhile cannot be reintroduced into the forest. Some animals for some reason can't.

  • @fizalex6612
    @fizalex6612 Год назад +2

    I kvoe his animal impressions, he never ceases to make me laugh

  • @L.ysergicSD
    @L.ysergicSD 2 года назад +1

    0:51 this is so accurate. Lmao

  • @dreblackberry
    @dreblackberry 4 года назад +47

    Think this is his third installment of his comedy acts..All is awesome and is under the grid...can’t wait for his next one..He is totally funny..

    • @mrstimpolton
      @mrstimpolton 4 года назад +2

      Under the grid??? Most famous comedian working right now...

    • @christianmaas8934
      @christianmaas8934 4 года назад +5

      People give him shit because they disagree with his politics

    • @andrewm.6538
      @andrewm.6538 4 года назад

      This is the funniest Joe Rogan clip 😂
      😆 ruclips.net/video/yVcd6YbSgBA/видео.html

    • @mrstimpolton
      @mrstimpolton 4 года назад +1

      Trench Made He sales out Arenas... you just aren’t informed.

    • @mrstimpolton
      @mrstimpolton 4 года назад +1

      Trench Made oh, you one of them... have a good night

  • @erenjaegerbomb8653
    @erenjaegerbomb8653 4 года назад +28

    I watched this bit ten times now, I just love how deep he jumps into character, with such energy xD he's a surprisingly good actor. Brilliant bit

  • @Shiny0285
    @Shiny0285 2 года назад

    I usually don’t find Joe’s stand up that funny, but this bit cracks me up

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 4 года назад +204

    Been a cat owner my whole life. Never a truer word spoken. They are EVIL.

    • @THEPIELORD42
      @THEPIELORD42 4 года назад +15

      Yet still awesome somehow.. 😕

    • @wellhelodeer2680
      @wellhelodeer2680 4 года назад +8

      Only dumb people who can only respond to authority think cats are evil

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 4 года назад +4

      THEPIELORD42 because humans are easily manipulated by baby like looks and noises

    • @ninoextendo9680
      @ninoextendo9680 4 года назад +2

      Hermaphrodeity exceptions prove the rule. Of course there are going to be nice cats and asshole-ish dogs.

    • @THEPIELORD42
      @THEPIELORD42 4 года назад +2

      @@ninoextendo9680 exceptions disprove a generalization people like to black n white stuff like dogs are good dogs are terrible ect they are not all the same dogs are dogs ect are ect

  • @Lu-zj6bo
    @Lu-zj6bo 4 года назад +12

    His impression of cats is spot on. Loved this.

  • @cameroncrisamore2871
    @cameroncrisamore2871 3 года назад +1

    Joe Rogan’s stand up days were awesome back in the 00’s

  • @jennifera777
    @jennifera777 2 года назад +4

    This is histerical. I sent it to my mother and she loved it too!

  • @DaMaLoJo
    @DaMaLoJo 4 года назад +50

    I've been a vegetarian most of my life and one of my favorite things about my ragdoll cat is that he's a murderous little pillow

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 3 года назад +6

      I looooove kitty pillow! I like to catch my cat unaware and shout Kitty pillow before I squish her. 😁 She doesn't care

    • @clicheguevara5282
      @clicheguevara5282 Год назад +2

      My cat Mochi is 50% purebred Ragdoll and 50% feral. Literally the two polar opposite ends of the personality spectrum. 😂 She’s super sweet, intelligent, and affectionate like a Ragdoll - but she’s hyper vigilant, socially awkward, and easily spooked like a wild cat.
      She’s the coolest cat I’ve had in my life though. I’ve had her since her mom abandoned her at two weeks old.

    • @DaMaLoJo
      @DaMaLoJo Год назад +1

      @@clicheguevara5282 she sounds like a precious little baby 😻

    • @mimuiao
      @mimuiao 7 месяцев назад +1

      I have two purebreed Ragdolls and that is a perfect description of them: a murderous little pillow, hahaha... any fly that manages to fly in the apartament has max 2 minutes to live :D if they caught any other small animal, it would be the same...

  • @tylerthagr8
    @tylerthagr8 4 года назад +87

    This is 10 times more hilarious if you own a cat that does these exact same things 😂

  • @racheltarentino3314
    @racheltarentino3314 Год назад +4

    This is one of his best bits, cant stop watching lol

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 10 месяцев назад

      It is one of his best bits. But it is still
      So bad.

    • @racheltarentino3314
      @racheltarentino3314 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@OLBKokay🤣

    • @OLBK
      @OLBK 10 месяцев назад

      @@racheltarentino3314 don’t get me wrong. I love Rogan. Great podcaster and commentator. Exceptional commentator. But he identifies as a comic. I never understood why.

    • @racheltarentino3314
      @racheltarentino3314 10 месяцев назад

      @@OLBK he's been doing comedy for decades

  • @zearr0
    @zearr0 Год назад

    “OHH HOW COULD I?!” Will live rent free in my head forever

  • @midori6151
    @midori6151 4 года назад +14

    This guy literally looks and sometimes sounds like Jo Koy lol

  • @kylemosko572
    @kylemosko572 4 года назад +114

    I wonder if this guy has ever tried DMT?

  • @cre3ger
    @cre3ger 2 года назад

    1:39 this bit made me laugh so hard i fell out of my chair lmao

  • @thomasmount7388
    @thomasmount7388 3 месяца назад

    Epic comic timing! Also epic cardio. All the observations about cats and dogs were on point. I want to see Joe do standup live now!

  • @MarcSummersH2O
    @MarcSummersH2O 4 года назад +4

    5:51 The Cat sounds like Snoop Dogg. Is that irony?

  • @Lilquixx
    @Lilquixx 4 года назад +92

    He killed this. This mans a legend! Love the podcast, and his stand up!

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 4 года назад +7

      Lolololol thanks for that I needed a good laugh

  • @Taylorkaraoke
    @Taylorkaraoke 2 года назад +4

    his imcatsonation while held not to eat the hamster was fairly accurate.

  • @bonegem2989
    @bonegem2989 3 года назад +2

    2:20 for the sans and papyrus FlipaClip

  • @viclor2876
    @viclor2876 4 года назад +54

    Those cat noises are hilarious. So true though dogs are loyal af.

    • @willyates8071
      @willyates8071 3 года назад +2

      That’s because dogs have empathy

    • @jontraz5993
      @jontraz5993 3 года назад +3

      @@willyates8071 so do my cats

  • @tamrasmith1744
    @tamrasmith1744 4 года назад +64

    I used to have hamsters and apparently a very bad dog. She never got to the hamsters, but their cage was covered in dog snot.

    • @thekito4623
      @thekito4623 4 года назад +7

      Your hamsters must have been terrified.
      Having a huge monster slobber at the cage that seperates them...

    • @ajaykumar-fl3nm
      @ajaykumar-fl3nm 3 года назад +1

      How dumb u had to be to torture those poor little rats😂😂

    • @woohooivan
      @woohooivan 2 года назад

      You’re a bad pet owner.

    • @tamrasmith1744
      @tamrasmith1744 2 года назад

      @@woohooivan I was only a child at the time. The hamsters were kept in my room. The dog wasn’t allowed in there, but she would sneak in when my brother would forget to close the door (she was only supposed to be in one part of the house.) First chance she got, she would run to my room, eat all of my cat’s food and rub her nose all over the hamster cage. The hamsters generally slept through these episodes, because they happened in the daytime, and the hamsters were nocturnal. The cat never showed any interest in the hamsters 🐹.

  • @dimitris.fls2519
    @dimitris.fls2519 Год назад +1

    Loved every second of this

  • @causinstatic
    @causinstatic 4 года назад +9

    The Hicks and Kinison influence is strong in this one.

  • @jeremygilmore3208
    @jeremygilmore3208 4 года назад +94

    I like this guy. I hope he makes it big one day

  • @Saunatomorrow
    @Saunatomorrow Год назад +1

    That vampire intergration was so seamless and on point it's almost criminal 😂

  • @lukeb9282
    @lukeb9282 Год назад

    My cat once ripped off a bunnies head and poked its eye out. He was the chillest cat....... until he saw that bunny 😂

  • @rickmayabolis
    @rickmayabolis 4 года назад +5

    6:14 Rogan sneaks Inverted Guard into the set!!!

  • @michael_pikachu
    @michael_pikachu 4 года назад +30

    Just realized that this is the first time I see Joe doing standup. I only knew him through his podcast show.

  • @teresadalessio1
    @teresadalessio1 Год назад

    Lol sooo true. They don't even notice u beside them.

  • @zachyhex1996
    @zachyhex1996 3 года назад

    The dog part was so funny lol

  • @Scribe13013
    @Scribe13013 4 года назад +29

    That's the guy from Fear Factor! I wondered what happened to him

    • @gazorpazorp9798
      @gazorpazorp9798 4 года назад +4

      You must be kidding

    • @davidkymdell452
      @davidkymdell452 4 года назад

      Jesus I hope that is sarcasm

    • @Lu-zj6bo
      @Lu-zj6bo 4 года назад

      Scribe13 😆

    • @golderp
      @golderp 4 года назад +6

      I recognised him too. He now interviews UFC fighters after the fight.

    • @paupish87
      @paupish87 4 года назад

      I saw him in Here comes the boom with Kevin James. I think he's an actor.

  • @TaterChip91
    @TaterChip91 Год назад

    By far one of Joe's best bits. Seriously, this might be #1, fucking hilarious start to finish.

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 7 месяцев назад

    "i remember the old way."😂😂