Get to Know Joe Rogan in Six Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2024
- Get better acquainted with Joe Rogan through his thoughts on Bigfoot, vegans and weed. (Contains strong language.)
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1. Dmt
2. Elk meat
3. “ It’s entirely possible “
4. “ A buddy of mine “
5. “ Pull that up Jamie “
6. Weed
"Preposterous"
bananas
Oh 100%
I have no idea what this list is..
"ambien"
This guy's pretty funny, he should start a podcast
Dont think it would work
Dunno.. I see him more like a reality show guy - you know like where people do challenges and eat shit.. - or like.. maybe as an ufc commentator or somethin..
@@thegoodthebadandtheugly579 a shame fear factor is canceled because he would fit in perfectly
That would be an experience.
Where TF have you been... He has a podcast called Joe Rogan experience... Idiot smh
“Get to know Joe Rogan in over 1000 several hour long podcasts”
im at 1505*average2H so 3000H easy and I still dont know jerkoff joe but he should run for president!!!
Before u been the guy u've been him. Real estate, Real talk. Much respect. Black man talkative. I'll always have ya back because its never been about color about ur preferences. UR LOVED BY ALL CREEDS....
Or fear factor
@@AnthonyJones-jt5zw w h a t
hahaha man pro
I knew the moment he made the accent for the bigfoot guy that he was talking about alex jones 🤣🤣🤣
No he wasn't talking about Alex Jones. He actually uses several voices for that guy. One does sound like Alex tho.
When he does Alex Jones it sounds exactly like Alex Jones.
That ain't his AJ impression
Well, Alex Jones doesn't believe in bigfoot.
lol man very nice
This guy gotta be on Roe Jogans podcast
Roe Jogan
He already was
He was lol
Just figured out he was on roe Jogans podcast
Roe jogaine
Jamie pull up that video of me telling everyone "It's entirely possible."
Joe "It's entirely possible."Rogan
HAHAHA
Please tell me where this joke started I want to understand.
Jared Langley It's said that somewhere deep within the woods of Northern California lives a mysterious and elusive hairless primate currently unacknowledged by mainstream zoology called Bert. He may have the answers to your questions, if only you can find him.
@@jaredlangley6924 here
👌
When he does that impression of a vegan he sounds like a GTA person
His biggest strength is he can block out the opinion other people have of him, he is good at being him and we can all aspire to that
Joe looks weird without his headphones.
Joe looks weird without Jamie around 😂
LOL
walmart kurt angle
Last time I seen Joe without headphones he had hair
Hes head grew as he got older lol
I always thought he didn't have a lower body
you should see him kick something
Just like Stefan Molyneux
He literally used it to kick people in the nuts in mma
He can kick the shit out of anything.
Yeah he has one of the most powerful kicks in the UFC, well did atleast.
I love Joe just not crazy about his stand up.
I like Joe too, but his comedy isn’t funny at all to me.
Joe and Amy Schumer have the same problem. They have some good material, but they can't tell it in a funny way.
Like a songwriter the can't sing...
What... I found the bee one hilarious
@@hadi8699 the joke is fun, but Joe is not a funny guy. If it was told by a comedian then it would bee (😄😉😉) fun
@@otto2468 I disagree
"BEES ONLY HAVE ONE JOB AND THATS TO MAKE HONEY!"
The bee movie: doubt
"Hey joe how good is that weed?"
"Its 6%"
"6% thc?"
"No, it dropped teslas stock by 6%"
Tazdian Brewhaha but they rebounded and recovered from that incident, did they not?
@@jeffwlacedup17 It was still funny, and honestly never should have been an "incident" to begin with.
this is a god tier meme
Dropped 50% oof
Most over extended joke
Joe Rogan in a nutshell,
"Yeah bro"
"Chimapanzees"
"DMT"
Elk meat
“It’s entirely possible”
“Jamie, pull that up”
“How dare you”
“Jiu jitsu”
@dion one Podcast where its at boiiiiiiii
@@theianwill you forgot "have you ever done dmt"
Caters to the sheeple. Which is a huge market Not really funny for anyone with half a brain
He's a lot funnier than I thought he'd be. And it's not just joke structures it's the performance, timing etc. And the podcast shows he knows how to be a good audience too.
He's been doing it for decades.
Joe Rogan walks his knuckles on the ground.
jeff ross told that to shaq
This was funnier than any joke told in this video.
With the way that sentence was structured, you might too lol
@@JustWhyFFS lmao god damn it
Aww, you edited it, that's no fun :P
Joe ‘scream the punch line’ Rogan
Wishing he were Bill Hicks.
Lil Ligma lol, it’s cuz of Kinnison
His really funny jokes are when he calms down
Joe "I used to have a thing for feet" Rogan
Won't raise his voice with his children. Only his audience.
Its entirely possible that Joe Rogan has tried DMT bro.
He has. Listen to his podcast bro.
@@JohnORourke. talk about a joke going over your head lol
@@deansuttle8438 over my head faster than Ayahuasca.
John Andrew O'Rourke Whooosh
He 100% got it from a buddy of his.
This is the first time i have seen his ears 😂
when he started talking about bigfoot I was expecting jamie to pull up some pics
The guy in the sasquatch story was Alex Jones.
No, it wasn’t.
@@littledancingfawn /r/ whoosh
AND IT'S IN THE WATER, TURNING THE SASQUATCHES GAY!
Alex Jones is the Sasquatch. The bigfoot sightings are just Alex Jones camping while high on Super Male Vitality.
came to me as well xD
Not bad, simple funny joke stories, if ya didn't get some laughs something is wrong. Here's a dude that does standup, commentaits MMA fights, very popular podcast host, outdoorsman archery hunter, can kick anyone's ass, great father and smokes to chill. Pretty goddamm impressive actually.
joe rogan is top 10 best humans man
Commentait
What is this his Wikipedia page?
@Michael Jackson ok mr. armchair psychologist, i'm sure you're so much funnier
How do you know he's a great father?
Would listen to this guy for 2-3 hours 3-4 times a week
Just started really listening to his podcast He’s got stories for days that’s his gift. Thanks Joe for making me laugh
the big foot stuff had me laughing so much I nearly stopped breathing , and I'll be laughing and chuckling over it all day, thanks joe
BRWAAAHHHHH
"...I saw naked people have sex and sword fight to death and your sitting there like ohhhh I can only imagine..." 😂😂💀💀
well, you can fit more data in book than in movie. so you are getting more information, thats why books are better, if it was the same amount of information, then of course seeing is better
More information is not necessarily better, i don't need to know every single excruciating detail of every shit a character took. It's just pagefilling bullshit.
Lumor its not always better of course, but it certainly can be better. depends on the information that is been added. Read classics and you’ll understand. I mean, I don’t guarantee understanding, there are stupid people on earth.
Progress24/7 *you're. I know that cause I read the books.
True, readers will never win if you start with that xd.
That big foot roar impersonation was hilarious
It’s the same roar he did in front of Brendan schaub 🤣
11:37 I’m dying bruh lmao 🤣
Iv'e been watching his RUclips/podcast videos and it's wild how calm and collected he is vs. his stand-up. I know stand-up has a different delivery and energy but it's interesting to see the difference between the two situations.
Ever watch fear factor?
That’s just a product of coming out of the LA comedy store. It always told people to go as big as you can with your jokes.
He’s a Kinnison fan. Kinnison would yell.
Get to know X comedian in 6 jokes should be a series
Hes still doing comedy tho
Alex Jett x as in any comic
Lol Get to know X comedian = Get to know Y comedian
Wack
@Alexander Supertramp
X = "Fill the blank". In this situation, X is Comedian's name
That voice at the beginning...Who would have guessed Joe Rogan could do such a passable Lumpy Space Princess? He's a man of many talents!
The funniest thing about Joe is that he is a comedian.
Ouch
Hes actually pretty funny and recoommneded by most comedians but maybe he dont make u laugh idk 😂
@@timothyfails8413 he is def smart and comes up with interesting jokes. I just don't think he has ever made me laugh. Maybe just not my style.
His big contribution to comedy is he exposed joke thieves. And that’s about it.
Finally the comment I've been looking for😂💯
His stand up reminds me of a combo history and science lecture where the Professor was slipped some LSD.
Roe Jogan is far superior
To no one
Scott McGrath to you
Scott McGrath you too
A 100%
Nah Joe Hogan is better
The Bigfoot bit killed dude 😂
The bigfoot bit had me rollin
Step 1: Laugh at video
Step 2: Read comments made by unfunny people
Step 3: Laugh when I fart.
Sargent Waag point proven
@@sargentwaag1483 Never in the histort of social media has anyone ever so blatantly walked into something than that; to the point I wonder if you are actually a comedic genius who is intentionally making Douglas Jamagan's point... but then I realize we are on social media and well, yeah.
@@TheRealChubbDaddy Do you see how fast I triggered Billy T?
I hope all of these unfunny people get a bigfoot up their asses.
Love the podcast, first time seeing his jokes. At least the podcast is great
Joe is a fucking bad ass, love the podcast, his fight commentary but wow his stand up blows. Granted most stand up blows these days.
If you're gonna judge his whole stand up comedy by this video.. I feel sorry for you. Check out his specials on Netflix if you really want to see how he works. "Triggered" and "strange times" are his too recent ones. Hope you are able to enjoy those more. Of course comedy is subjective and nobody should tell you that you're wrong for not finding it funny. But I'm telling you, his Netflix specials are more representative of his awesome style of comedy. Hope that helps.
Anyone remember his spike tv special? Holy shit it was bad
Anoush Sabouri I watched most of it and it’s all BAD BAD BAD
MrGenedancingmachine you mean it's bad bad bad in your opinion...You have no idea what the term "subjective" means do you? Stop telling people shit is bad just cuz you don't enjoy it.
The fake hair swipe during the bee joke made my day
30 years I FINALLY JUST SAW THIS?! Damn, that Big Foot story is hilarious!! 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💯💯
I now live my life like a man sippin coffee through a cold, slick Winter intersection on a red light.
Get to know Joe Rogan in three letters..
DMT
UFC?
Rohan? From lord of the rings?
Charles Ford Jr
JRE..?
ELK
G A Y
Never knew that Joe Rogan was this funny as a comedian. Much respect, Joe. I am a huge fan.
Troll?
"Pete Howard🤓" gotta be a fucken npc or something. If you find Joe funny then you need some serious help ong
His expressions when explaining the sun 😂😂
Even when he’s doing comedy I just hear a guy doing podcasting
hehehe awesome comment
1:55 Yeah Joe Legal Weed is nice, but have you tried
*L E G A L D M T*
he did, and from what i have gathered its a miracle substance better then baby jesus him self...
Love Joe Rogan humor love his twisted view on the world I keep coming back to this one when I wanna catch some joe rogan but in a pinch for time 🤘
that last one had me cackling
Get to Know Joe Rogan in Six Jokes from exactly four years ago or, idk, maybe just watch his new Netflix special "Strange Times" that came out literally yesterday?
It's better! No commercials!
its soooo much better
Well... In it's defence, I've only ever heard the podcast. Had no idea he was this funny. Had no idea there's a new special on Netflix (I'm a rather casual listener).
But... Now I'm going to go watch that special.
well, yeah. Comedy Central likes to do this thing where they act like they're the only name in comedy, so to casual fans, it makes them look like they're the only place they need to look for new stand-up specials, but they're not. Netflix gets all the great new specials nowadays. Rogan actually kinda talks shit about CC sometimes, Im sure this is one of the only things he's ever released through comedy central (at least his only special thru CC). Which is why it makes me even more confused that they'd just post six jokes from a 4 year old special of his when his brand new special literally came out on netflix the day after this was posted.
trying to advertise an old product I guess. I feel it would be okay if this was the last special he did before this most recent one, but it wasn't. The last one was also a netflix special, hahaha.
Netflix is pretty bad. They flipflop between hardcore SJW, and belligerent provocateur. But seems like they highly favor the SJW view.
Get to know Joe" from a cc spot that came out 2 years ago when he had a new hour on netflix literally yesterday but we own this 5 mins so watch this" Rogan
This is my fave Rogan joke 2:39 from his Rocky Mtn High album! He's always been on my all time list
That sasquatch bit made me laugh so hard when I first saw it.
That big foot guy was definitely Alex Jones
I literally cried over the bigfoot roaring part
lay off the soy
Bill Hicks
I def watch his podcast WAY more than his stand-up but it's entirely possible that I was laughing my ass off by the end of this 😄
"YOU'RE NOT FREAKIN' OUT??!!"
... Well NOW I am, thanks I hate it
But bro...
Have you tried DMT?
Dude you’ve gotta do it.. the experience is absolutely incredible
can somebody explain to me this runnig joke?
@@jamesjamesF12 in almost every podcast, rogen ask his guest, if he ever tried dmt
@@peterkrajcovic458 thx
@@aelxeut1144 q
"they're cunty little shitty bugs with one job"
i can't stop laughing🤣
Best podcast dude ever and the best stand up comedian ever
That Bigfoot bit was definitely about Alex Jones. He started doing his impression of him and then stopped.
Yeah 100% but him and alex have a unique friendship.... i think....but im just a random on the internet
I was searching the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only person who thought he was talking about Alex Jones😂😂😂
I'm betting it was Les Stroud. He went on the podcast and went on a 7-8 minute rant about how bigfoot impersonates other animals to stay "hidden"
No, it was about Eddie Bravo.
Also, mark the time you ass.
I feel like Jamie is off to the far right every time he looks 😂
When I read that half way through I was rather confused
Me who just took a rip of the bong before he explained infinity : 👁👄👁
That was pretty good. Laughing at work is good!❤🤣
I was gonna smash that like button but it's on 420 so imma just leave it lmao
yeah cause weeeed maaaaaannnnn
They fucked it up.
What are you 12?
Manic Rhymes thanos
I was gonna like your comment but it’s on 169 so imma just leave it lmao
Even though he's not really famous for his comedy, Joe Rogan is one of my favorite comedians. He always makes me laugh out loud.
Well, then you are a moron. He has never made a smart person laugh once...ever. He might be the world's worst comedian. Shuli from the Howard Stern show is better because at least you laugh at how bad Shuli is at comedy. Joe just sucks.
@@tomdallas3690 Ok
Really?? I’m gonna listen and give it a shot
Sorry to hear that.
@@gusgoof358 Humor is subjective, murraaay
That Game of thrones joke is soo true lmao
Every day Joe Rogan is the best experience. 👍
This is a great idea for a video series! good thinking cc
It's crazy that nowadays, simply hearing the truth is funny. 😅
It's all about the delivery..
Back when I was a pothead I used to tell real stories about different things that happened to me in life and people would crack TF up. Later in life when I wasn't a pothead, and depressed, I'd meet up with friends and someone would ask for a story. And it was just not funny. I was 35, infecting people with my depression and making them sad, like: "Omg, is that true, that really happened to you?? I'm so sorry you went thru that. No wonder you're depressed. Damn". Lol. There's anal rape, and then there's anal rape.. It's different
SRNJ. JP Rail Inc.
I hope you’ve worked out that equation so you can tell me funny stories in the comment section
Hint;
ITS WEED
@@Heavywall70 If I could I would.. I started smoking at 13 and from 14 to 31 I smoked everyday. In 2009 the economy dipped, a bunch of people got laid off, except me. But one day I was out of weed and my boss said some dumb shit like usual, except this time I accidentally reenacted an episode from the chappelle show "when keeping it real goes wrong" so he fired me.
Fast forward 5 months and my bank account was empty, i lost everything, and i still didn't receive a single unemployment check. I had to make a decision: limit the amount of jobs I could get with dirty piss, or quit smoking and pass a drug test. So I quit..
I ended up getting a job offer working for the DOT. Unfortunately the DOT is federally mandated. Random tests, and even if my state made weed legal, I still couldn't smoke because it's federally illegal.
I consider quitting my job everyday, and I've been here 4 years, haven't smoked in 4yrs.. I also legit think about suicide, everyday, for the last 4yrs.. lol (😔).. I'd love to tell you some stories but, they lack the soul encompassing quality that they once got from weed.... And this entire post proves I dont smoke, jesus christ, i typed a short novel in a youtube comment section
@@bad_leftie But you know the best part about this? You can only go uphill! 😊😁
@@bad_leftie hang in there man. suicide ain't no joke. it sounds like you might need medication to level yourself out because 4 years ago you quit self medicating and haven't replaced it with anti depressants. good luck dude.
I'm kinda freaking out because all this time I didn't know about his stand-up career until the last few years. I just kinda remember Fear Factor and his now successful podcast. He's super funny
5:49 i like how he brushes his imaginary hair behind his ear lol
"You think it's fair bee's work for people?"
"You think it's fair farmworkers slave away to provide your pretentious ass with food?"
Resuna
Well bees get a free fucking place to live without having to worry about bears fucking destroying that!!
Sense of humor, try it out Resuna.
Its fun! A way to forget the serious suff for a moment
I'm pretty sure they get paid, and it's a free world, they could get a different job
As someone who read the books, I enjoyed them more than the show.
Also, I read.
@Old Man hendo I read that in Arnold's voice.
To be honest the books are always better. But that joke HAD to be made. It was practically begging to get made.
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Joe: YOU EVER TRIED DMT
I saw him in Sacramento and I didn’t think he was that funny, maybe I was having an off night but he’s funny.
You are really the victim of peer pressure here.
Its okay man i dont think he is funny either
He's had funny jokes but this didn't make me laugh
I know man my sense of humor is god like so he must suck ! Oh well 😔
Joe 'dont blink' Rogan
Frankie Robinson it’s scary
That Bigfoot thing really got me in tears 😂
3:43 this is where he goes full Joe Rogan, and thats exactly what im here for
I know he used to have hair, but when I picture him as a child, he's bald and his head is glistening
Lmao
People who don't find this funny obviously need to eat more elk meat
"No joe, you psycho" -Bill Burr 😂😂😂
Or just have a higher level of humour
we dont have elk here
"elk be out there hustling"
Not funny. Cliche and unimaginative.
Bwaha!!! "It's never better to NOT 'SEE' something!" 😂
The bedtime story had my stomach hurting from laughing bc I did something similar. My reply was - you been wanting a baby bro or sis, rite? Well, you gotta goto sleep so daddy n i can work on making a baby
3:32 the fact that he considers that a "pause" is so funny
The latest monologue from joe rogan may include jokes about butt implants. Lmao! (crossing my fingers on that one)
1:00 this joke probably made more sense before season 8
It didnt age well.. :(
The Bigfoot bit is golden
Ok the big foot stuff raised a smile
7. Running hills...”my friend cam Hanes”
8. Elk
9. Deprivation tanks & saunas
He's definitely better at doing a podcast than a stand up comedy show
Loved News Radio- haven't followed his stand up much-
His podcasts are ALWAYS worth checkin ...
Exactly my thoughts
that bigfoot joke got me .... its hilarious
Joe "in six jokes" Rogan.
One of the few stoner comics with actually interesting material.
Idk about that, a lot of stoner jokes I have seen on Comedy Central just point out the obvious stereotypes.
At least joe gets a little more in-depth creatively with the “out there” mindset. I loved the bit about the sun and earth 🤯🤯🤯
You should quit pot.
@@Chillton and you should get some
Yo like Joe Rogans impression of a bee is spot on XD
Joe Rogan is so underacted in comedy, this guy is such a legend and a positive force in the world that we all need right now
Why do I have a feeling that the guy from the bigfoot story is Alex Jones
News Radio was a damn fine situational comedy.
Joe is one of the most genuinely cool dudes ive ever seen. I hope im like him when im his age
U want bald like him ?
I can't till I laugh...I'm so excited. *happy face*
Did the 400mg cookie plane ride for 8 hours from Spain to NYC. I know what he’s talking about... whew
No, you didnt
Yup. 2 100mg cookies choc chip and some 50mg caramels and a.bunch of 10mg honey sticks...plus 8 beers to try and tone it down. Had a bead of sweat on forehead and heart was pounding. All I could think of was I’m in a aluminum tube doing 585mph. Friggin freakin out. Never slept,the whole way. Couldn’t even watch a movie...
G Smith 8 beers to “tone it down” that was your problem lmao. A single 400mg cookie is just ridiculous unless it’s homemade
Accumulated 400mg in 2 hours. I was flyin high again...