Joe Rogan - Devolution Of Stupid People

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  • Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
  • Joe Rogan Stand Up - Devolution Of Stupid People

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  • @ishaansharma654
    @ishaansharma654 4 года назад +1054

    "Within a 100 years we'll think the earth is flat and the sun is 17 miles away..."
    Took only 12 mate

    • @ishaansharma654
      @ishaansharma654 4 года назад +15

      @jay from 2008, when this was published...

    • @incoblinko
      @incoblinko 4 года назад +35

      @@ishaansharma654 holy shit, 2008 was 12 years ago

    • @eugenebak3266
      @eugenebak3266 4 года назад +10

      @@incoblinko kinda makes me wish 2012 really happened

    • @AlexFlockhart
      @AlexFlockhart 4 года назад +31

      @@eugenebak3266 Well it did. For 366 days.

    • @mrender9511
      @mrender9511 4 года назад

      So true.

  • @jaymcd8577
    @jaymcd8577 4 года назад +1191

    Rogan lasted 5 minutes without mentioning a bear attack

    • @Rawyalty220
      @Rawyalty220 4 года назад +7

      Lmfaoooo

    • @theguy6315
      @theguy6315 4 года назад +2

      One of his nightmares

    • @onixtv4034
      @onixtv4034 4 года назад +3

      Jay McD without mentioning DMt

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 4 года назад

      Why is that funny?,

    • @jaymcd8577
      @jaymcd8577 4 года назад +5

      @@jessicaj8564 you clearly don't know Joe Rogan

  • @nickbroome332
    @nickbroome332 6 лет назад +2265

    I love how this went from funny to kinda scary

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 5 лет назад +43

      DMT will to that to your overall approach to stand up 😂🤣😂

    • @thomaschristopherwhite9043
      @thomaschristopherwhite9043 5 лет назад +57

      It got a little too real.

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 5 лет назад +17

      Nick Broome that’s entirely possible

    • @sanvegapoet
      @sanvegapoet 5 лет назад +36

      Exactly at the point where he says within a hundred years we will believe earth is flat.

    • @dusandragovic09srb
      @dusandragovic09srb 5 лет назад +12

      Truth is always scary.

  • @chrism95
    @chrism95 5 лет назад +3820

    Joe realized he didnt realize how any of this works so he started his podcast and invited experts to find out
    Turns out it all works with DMT

    • @vincentlaw1415
      @vincentlaw1415 5 лет назад +10

      Hahahahahahahaahahahahahaah

    • @Michael-Sh76
      @Michael-Sh76 5 лет назад +15

      Also brought to you by Fleshlite and Traeger Grills.

    • @eknowsgamenews1013
      @eknowsgamenews1013 5 лет назад +16

      It's funny because it's true. We get all of our ideas from the pineal gland.

    • @ItsPalm
      @ItsPalm 5 лет назад +7

      So glad someone (and hundreds others) noticed this. What a 'coincidence'!

    • @trippsmclovin
      @trippsmclovin 5 лет назад +2

      Hahah. Smart man.

  • @MrJackPeppers
    @MrJackPeppers 4 года назад +1068

    Comedy aside. That is a very interesting perspective...

    • @frankluis4653
      @frankluis4653 4 года назад +33

      Would be a great movie

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад +1

      Tito Santos very

    • @destructo870
      @destructo870 4 года назад +51

      @@frankluis4653 it is called idiocracy. I guess it was a decent movie.

    • @VicColomeet
      @VicColomeet 4 года назад +5

      Not really,the remaining people would just need to read books and learn how to du stuff again,in 15-20 years the population would be as smart as before

    • @frankluis4653
      @frankluis4653 4 года назад +10

      @I'm Out you'd be amazed at wat some of these prisoners have created while behind bars

  • @Project0061
    @Project0061 8 лет назад +2527

    Men who create components for computers don't know how to process silicon.
    People who write programs don't know how to create the hardware they are using.
    People who build quantum algorithms don't know java, c, c# or c++.
    Nobody is that smart. That's why humanity works together.
    "[Not one] of us is as smart as all of us" ― Kenneth H. Blanchard

    • @mordantvistas4019
      @mordantvistas4019 8 лет назад +71

      +Project0061 exactly. collective IQ. Individualism has become such an insidious cultural perversion. Instead individualism being expressed within the system, people feel that their individualism should be the system. If one thing to wear a costume to a costume party, it's another thing to where that costume everyday.
      If you watch one bee, you can only see the bee "have". If you watch many bees you can observe the bee"hive".
      Heterogeneous individualism is the bane of human society. Homogenized intent is success. Diversification and heterogeneity can still exist, but not without homogenized intent. Ignore homogenized intent, and we can forget it, game over.
      Over expansion and multiculturalism led Rome astray from homogenized intent. Rest assured the smart bees always leave first.

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 8 лет назад +24

      +Project0061 That's why it will be awesome when it all goes to shit, emp, whatever, nobody useful for anything practical, everyone dies. The internet will be the new mythos. Oh hey did you know there used to be a place we were all connected to where you could get an answer for any question instantly? oh grandpa, what a story mark

    • @Project0061
      @Project0061 8 лет назад +28

      sunnyztmoney Oh shut the fuck up and go smoke some pot.

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 8 лет назад +5

      Project0061 Because he told me tooooooo!!

    • @entropino9928
      @entropino9928 8 лет назад +23

      Ugh you collectivists are a poison. Why should I care when a man wears a costume? Why would in an individualistic society, specialisation of knowledge not occur, it is most beneficial to one's own interest is it not?
      You can scream fire all you want, but as history has shown you are arsonists yourselves. You have beehives, so what? Are we bees? Society is but a convenient fiction, the by-product of individuals working toward parallel, overlapping and contradictory goals. As it should be

  • @cheatswiz58
    @cheatswiz58 4 года назад +546

    Apparently this was Joe's first gig after DMT. Impressive.

    • @nuggetman98
      @nuggetman98 4 года назад +7

      For real?😂😂 where'd you hear that?

    • @BATTLETEETH
      @BATTLETEETH 4 года назад +81

      @@nuggetman98 he's chef boyardee, he knows everything

    • @landonsulsar4367
      @landonsulsar4367 4 года назад +10

      Imo best standup routine I've seen. So many great points and knowledge while still hilarious.

    • @DillHurley7
      @DillHurley7 4 года назад +3

      Dang now I gotta sink up podcasts dates to when this stand up came out

    • @humanimal5527
      @humanimal5527 4 года назад +8

      @@DillHurley7 You gotta sink them up? Why not dishwasher them up?

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 4 года назад +131

    As my father once told me, "The world doesn't get dumber, the dumb just get louder."

    • @tamashumi7961
      @tamashumi7961 4 года назад +4

      What if the amount of intelligence is finite and constant. It's just the amount of people which grows and needs to share it ;)

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 года назад +2

      @@tamashumi7961 Huh, I never thought of it that way. Interesting.

    • @Projolo
      @Projolo 4 года назад +4

      @@foolslayer9416 the word is getting dumber because goverments are subsidizing dumb people to have more kids.

    • @lucianocastillo694
      @lucianocastillo694 4 года назад +1

      Projolo So that smarter people could have enough workers to build the thing to exit out of the planet 5D.

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 3 года назад +1

      @@Randomguyfitness You spelled conservatives/MAGAts wrong.

  • @TonyAran
    @TonyAran 4 года назад +177

    Jesus Christ this aged like a fine wine. 👌

  • @sd19delta16
    @sd19delta16 5 лет назад +810

    True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. - Socrates

    • @missionpupa
      @missionpupa 5 лет назад +4

      being ignorant is not the same as being knowleadgable of your ignorance, it also doesnt mean your knowledgeable just because you know that youre stupid, thats probably because you are. I dont know what your point is with this quote in reference to the video.

    • @ericmcdonough6771
      @ericmcdonough6771 5 лет назад +8

      Bullshit. False humility. might as well have said “I don’t speak a word of English”
      Truth can be known. Your logical worldview is self defeating

    • @MysteryMouseketool
      @MysteryMouseketool 5 лет назад +11

      I'ts not actually my saying. - Socrates

    • @bean7039
      @bean7039 5 лет назад +1

      @@ericmcdonough6771 truth can be known my ass, maybe your own truth but I doubt it.

    • @ericmcdonough6771
      @ericmcdonough6771 4 года назад +2

      pessimistic queef
      again. saying “it’s true for you and not for me” is self defeating. you pathetically stupid piece of fucking shit

  • @Derek.Mitchell
    @Derek.Mitchell 5 лет назад +73

    I'm a medical laboratory technician and if I'm honest, I have no idea how half the shit in my hospital's lab works. I couldn't rebuild any of it, and I don't know where in nature I can find etheylenediaminetetraacetic acid, but saying big words helps me pretend I'm smart. Ultimately I put piss and blood into machines and then the machines decide whether or not you have cancer. It's like a fucked up slot machine where almost everyone wins eventually.

    • @Derek.Mitchell
      @Derek.Mitchell 5 лет назад +2

      @john cena an associate's degree in health sciences, a year of non licensed practical experience in a lab, and an arduous certification test for state licensure. It's similar in many ways to becoming an RN and the pay's about the same, but it's more reliant on didactics and memorization than hand skills and practicals. It's pretty rare for lab techs to have any patient involvement. We're mostly behind the scenes. You can't see me.

    • @Derek.Mitchell
      @Derek.Mitchell 5 лет назад

      @john cena two years from start to finish. 40k/yr pre tax with full health for me and a family if I had one (no premiums and no co pays if I go to my hospital) regular dental, vision. It's not much but it's enough to get by in southern Mississippi just fine. No debt (academic scholarship at community college and stayed at home), paid cash for truck, renting an apartment, saving up to pay cash for a house in 2-3 years. I'm currently working on getting my MLS (bachelor's level certification) and with that I'll see a ~50% pay raise for doing almost the exact same work.

    • @Derek.Mitchell
      @Derek.Mitchell 5 лет назад +2

      I was being coy with my first comment. There actually is quite a bit of background pathology knowledge on we have to understand and we get to apply it pretty regularly in hematology, microbiology, and blood bank sections of the lab. A huge plus is that our career field has already seen radical automation and survived it. I was being serious when I say that I don't understand exactly how all the machines work, but that's another person's job. My job is mostly loading samples, routine quality control on the machines, and manually identifying certain things that the machines don't understand.

    • @elliotskunk
      @elliotskunk 2 года назад +1

      @@Derek.Mitchell 'you can't see me' this cant be overlooked ..... '@john cena'
      killed me

    • @Derek.Mitchell
      @Derek.Mitchell 2 года назад

      @@elliotskunk 🥺 I've been waiting this whole time for someone to appreciate my humor

  • @MrShizzleBrizzle
    @MrShizzleBrizzle 7 лет назад +1269

    The height of Rogan's weed use and comedy right here

    • @npc1172
      @npc1172 7 лет назад +22

      Caleb Burnett eh idk about that one its definitely one of his best but I'd say triggered is better its hilarious

    • @KobaAM
      @KobaAM 7 лет назад +8

      It reminds me of Kevin Smith where he had this sweet spot of recently getting into weed so he was suddenly much more easy going not trying to put on this constant "I don't give a fuck, man" bullshit act, but he hadn't gotten to the point he is now where his podcast is nothing but "HAHAHA CANADA WEED SMOKE *wheezes for 45 seconds*" and his movies are just awful yet he always comes back to the safe "WELL I WAS TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT I HAD FUN I LOVED THAT MOVIE".

    • @roberts1572
      @roberts1572 6 лет назад +17

      Just actually came here to watch this. This is Joe's first stand up after doing DMT for the first time.( First gig that I can find on RUclips)
      Also, this whole bit makes Joe seem like a modern day Nostradamus.

    • @mrkillums8219
      @mrkillums8219 6 лет назад +2

      @@KobaAM Realest shit ever my man .

    • @danthemanporto
      @danthemanporto 6 лет назад

      I think this is the special where instead of shelving the dmt he smokes the pipe 3 times with his anus

  • @NocturnalRS
    @NocturnalRS 6 лет назад +716

    "I know i'm stupid yet i'm smarter then almost I meet, and the real problem with dumb people is they don't even know they're dumb" lol that line was pretty bright!

    • @DreamScorcher
      @DreamScorcher 5 лет назад +11

      The guy is bright

    • @brain0nfire
      @brain0nfire 5 лет назад +5

      Unless you apply it to him. Which can make it better if he meant it.

    • @jasperjenkins7729
      @jasperjenkins7729 5 лет назад +21

      Its funny because i say that A LOT.
      I was a total failure in high school.
      I cant fix a damn thing and have zero motivation. Yet im smarter than 99% of the people i know as far as information. I crush at trivia and can hold a conversation on TONS of subjects, with poor nitwits or wealthy respected people.
      Joe is GREAT.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 5 лет назад +25

      @@jasperjenkins7729 I think he means more the fact that he knows hes an idiot yet in his perspective hes smarter than everyone he meets, further proving how dumb he is, not that hes actually smarter than people

    • @tonys6620
      @tonys6620 5 лет назад +5

      yeah look up Dunning Krueger effect dude its not new

  • @mattheww9317
    @mattheww9317 5 лет назад +212

    This is trippy. He really really put what he believed into this routine then went on and became his idea of what the best version of himself could be.....And in a way that he profited and that allowed all of us to be apart of it. Joe Rogan might not be the smartest guy on the planet but he is a genius.

    • @Copemaxx
      @Copemaxx 5 лет назад +1

      what do you mean?

    • @fauberkaupfmann982
      @fauberkaupfmann982 4 года назад +12

      He's just confident enough in his abilities and what he does and doesn't know thus allowing himself to make mistakes in the way. That's truly the formula of success.

    • @LucasVenturoso
      @LucasVenturoso 4 года назад

      he said he was doing this for 16 yrs during this routine, after a while you just get bored and start writing shit that you simply find really interesting, most comedians when they reach that point they start talking about death tho lol

    • @kaien800
      @kaien800 4 года назад

      @violentauntie in this art form he is

    • @kaien800
      @kaien800 4 года назад

      @violentauntie well, genius can be used to describe alot of things. like you could say issac newton was a genius, for his intellect and contribution to physics and math, but you could also say someone like van gogh was a genius, because of his mastery in his art form, which allowed him to express himself while exhibiting his skill. same for kanye west, some of his music is really ahead of his time, but no ones saying that he can do calculus. so in the case of joe, he may not be the best comic, but we can safely call this bit a stroke of genius

  • @VegarotFusion
    @VegarotFusion 5 лет назад +140

    I laughed so hard at this because in a way he is spot on. And when he went "we the best we number one EGYPT EGYPT" and the crowd was quiet was hilarious.

    • @ytnoname1189
      @ytnoname1189 4 года назад +7

      Crowd is dead, shit was balls funny...

    • @harveysmith100
      @harveysmith100 4 года назад +5

      As a non American, I really related to the "Egypt, Egypt" comment.
      Americans really let themselves down by chanting "USA, USA." A once great country has now descended into animal chants. Such a shame, such promise from America in the Sixties.

  • @JB-vt5sz
    @JB-vt5sz 5 лет назад +155

    almost 2019 and this bit is not only funny but becoming more accurate

  • @TieDyeFarmer
    @TieDyeFarmer 8 лет назад +1451

    This is one of the funniest and most intelligent comedy bits ever.

    • @PeterBerisha
      @PeterBerisha 8 лет назад +26

      +TieDyeFarmer Yet people laughed at it which made it even more scary because Joe Rogan proved his theory right...and that's frightening.

    • @westmantooth6846
      @westmantooth6846 7 лет назад +3

      I think it's actually rather depressing

    • @alex092892
      @alex092892 6 лет назад +7

      Thought provoking for sure.

    • @grumpyboomer61
      @grumpyboomer61 6 лет назад +22

      It's the stand up version of the movie Idiocracy.

    • @garad123456
      @garad123456 6 лет назад +25

      If this is most intelligent comedy for you, you must be pretty dumb

  • @basingold3651
    @basingold3651 5 лет назад +310

    His shirt reminds me of shirts my mum would buy for me when I was a kid while saying "don't worry honey, you'll grow into it"

    • @HowlsWithTheWind
      @HowlsWithTheWind 4 года назад +17

      Guess he finally grew into his. Now all he wears is shirts a few sizes to small.

    • @fraserrisk1836
      @fraserrisk1836 4 года назад +1

      Yeah and baggy jeans to hide the fact he's 4 feet tall!

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 года назад

      Yeah man me too

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 4 года назад

      He’s straight blousing

    • @hermes1351
      @hermes1351 4 года назад +4

      he has mentioned that he used to wear baggy clothes on stage back then because people didnt think trained and buff people were funny

  • @LovePeaceCommonSense
    @LovePeaceCommonSense 4 года назад +96

    He's being comedic and logical at the same time. Great perspective

  • @danyalvigil861
    @danyalvigil861 2 года назад +15

    You can't ever really appreciate Joe as a comedian until you watch this

  • @folver91
    @folver91 8 лет назад +186

    Oh my god I'm fucking dumb

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 2 года назад +30

    Long after Joes dead, and i hope he lives a long long time, this will be remembered as one of the greatest moments ever in comedy.

  • @crywhit4619
    @crywhit4619 6 лет назад +159

    I love hearing Joe's thoughts while he was high.

    • @Nyxeme
      @Nyxeme 5 лет назад +2

      Listen to his podcast then 😉

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад

      I think you just have.

  • @randomdisplayname
    @randomdisplayname 3 года назад +5

    "I know I'm stupid but a smarter than almost everyone I meet" ... That resonates with me so much.

  • @DJPhree330
    @DJPhree330 4 года назад +63

    Joe "megapixel is just a noise you make with your mouth" Rogan

  • @Mike-oj9mo
    @Mike-oj9mo 8 лет назад +1393

    We need more electrolytes mannnn

    • @Bryan420BS
      @Bryan420BS 8 лет назад +5

      hahaha

    • @GannerRhysode
      @GannerRhysode 7 лет назад +49

      Mike you should drink brawndo. Cause brawndos got what plants need

    • @h.c.parkeriv2747
      @h.c.parkeriv2747 7 лет назад +24

      Mike The scary part is that movie is becoming more accurate every day that passes.

    • @jrmiles5437
      @jrmiles5437 6 лет назад

      I read this in ricks voice

    • @Cod4Wii
      @Cod4Wii 6 лет назад +5

      Brawndo! It's got electrolytes!

  • @Zenjedi99v2
    @Zenjedi99v2 8 лет назад +657

    Idiocracy is a documentary.

    • @Benjofresh
      @Benjofresh 8 лет назад +13

      +Zenjedi99v2 Haha the director recently said it's coming to that

    • @shanukatolkar4493
      @shanukatolkar4493 5 лет назад +1

      Right on.

    • @skankhunt9363
      @skankhunt9363 5 лет назад +3

      Big brother is watching you.

    • @deejaydfc
      @deejaydfc 5 лет назад +1

      If buildings fall over I know how to tie them back together....I can tie a knot.

    • @DursunX
      @DursunX 5 лет назад +1

      *life imitating art* and it fcken scares me 😮

  • @roach2899
    @roach2899 6 лет назад +716

    HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE HE SAID PPL WILL THINK THE EARTH IS FLAT

    • @deliriousmysterium8137
      @deliriousmysterium8137 5 лет назад +9

      The bible says the earth is flat.
      He predicted people will still be on the wrong history if anything

    • @drethethinker6418
      @drethethinker6418 5 лет назад +13

      I am sure people have always thought it was flat.

    • @broadwayzjm5257
      @broadwayzjm5257 5 лет назад +12

      @@deliriousmysterium8137 the bible never says the earth is flat??? it actually says the opposite lmfao?

    • @neon_dex42
      @neon_dex42 5 лет назад +1

      broadway zjm the Bible speaks of the four corner of the earth

    • @broadwayzjm5257
      @broadwayzjm5257 5 лет назад +13

      @@neon_dex42 ...the bible literally calls it "the circle of the earth" lmfao (Isaiah 40:22, Job 26:10). what you're referring to is the four quadrants of the earth = north, south, east west. Also, how would that support a flat earther?? Don't modern day flat earthers believe that the earth is in a shape of a flat disk or smth? 4 corners is not a disk.
      not to sound like a jEsUs fReAk or whatever, but if you're going to bring religion into an otherwise unrelated topic, make sure you actually know shit about what you're talking about.

  • @wx..
    @wx.. 5 лет назад +204

    4:57 That bear sound was on point w

  • @EekZombies
    @EekZombies 5 лет назад +8

    “I know im stupid, but yet im smarter than almost everybody i meet.” Just summed up what it feels like to deal with the public.

  • @Caiyde
    @Caiyde 6 лет назад +564

    Actually, Cleopatra's birthday was closer to the invention of the internet than to the construction of the pyramids.

    • @LunarDrift
      @LunarDrift 5 лет назад +5

      Hmm, Aliens? 🤔

    • @mattchu4273
      @mattchu4273 5 лет назад +5

      cap! I want a link to da FACTs

    • @deleteddeleted8679
      @deleteddeleted8679 5 лет назад +18

      matt hernan no cap you imbecile Cleopatra was pretty much the last ruler of Egypt

    • @huss2600
      @huss2600 5 лет назад

      @@deleteddeleted8679 since you stand so firmly with your beliefs, it should be a walk in the park to show evidence.

    • @Zmej420BlazeIt
      @Zmej420BlazeIt 5 лет назад +12

      @@huss2600 roman texts make egypt sound like a dying/dead civilization. consensus is that the pyramids were quite old by cleopatras time. fringe scientists think that they are even older, possibly 12k years old (10000 bc) based on things like erosion. most archaeologists place them closer to 3000 bc, which is in line with what had been written by romans.

  • @klaytonvonkluge4905
    @klaytonvonkluge4905 4 года назад +6

    His analogies & comparisons aren't only humorous, they're frighteningly real

  • @gabem4208
    @gabem4208 4 года назад +115

    "if I left you in the woods with a hatchet how long before you could send me an email" I can't believe Joe predicted dr stone

    • @Cuppamilky
      @Cuppamilky 4 года назад

      Hahahaa I was thinking about that the whole time !!

    • @187SCARFACE187
      @187SCARFACE187 4 года назад

      Gabe m what’s Dr stone?

    • @gabem4208
      @gabem4208 4 года назад +1

      187SCARFACE187 really good anime/manga

    • @187SCARFACE187
      @187SCARFACE187 4 года назад +1

      Gabe m Oh nice, I was looking for a new anime to watch in this quarantine....about to start now....arigato gozaimasu🙏

  • @Feranti
    @Feranti 3 года назад +12

    This man talks so good, he should start his own podcast.

  • @467076
    @467076 4 года назад +42

    Today was the perfect time for this recommendation. With the corona going on you truly see that humanity has reached peak stupidity.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 года назад +6

      I wouldn't underestimate humanity like that... We've got a loooooong way to go before reaching peak stupidity.

  • @crankiestchipANDdip
    @crankiestchipANDdip 6 лет назад +166

    "Look at that beautiful flat wall. That's craftsmanship, son."

    • @xybrpnk8904
      @xybrpnk8904 5 лет назад +1

      post modernism has left the chat..

    • @MIKENIKEDOG
      @MIKENIKEDOG 4 года назад

      I was dying on that part 😂

  • @bufferzone3247
    @bufferzone3247 5 лет назад +24

    This is the performance that turned me into a Joe Fan. Best routine most honest on the nail bit ever.

  • @ryan.holland
    @ryan.holland 5 лет назад +58

    RUclips is recommending this about 11 years too late

  • @Kashmirknight
    @Kashmirknight 5 лет назад +12

    That's probably one of the best stand-up routines I've ever seen. Who knew Joe Rogan was that funny.

  • @francoluissotomayor3123
    @francoluissotomayor3123 4 месяца назад +1

    This is a national treasure. This video really should be saved in national archives

  • @luisaguilar5343
    @luisaguilar5343 5 лет назад +26

    "We were supposed to get our checks on Friday." Lol

  • @buzzcrushtrendkill
    @buzzcrushtrendkill 8 лет назад +397

    SO funny because its so true. The average human has not become any smarter over the last 5,000 years. We just ride on the waves that the very few truly smart and inventive people have started. We are just consumers.

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад +2

      buzzcrushtrendkill A person can choose to be a consumer or as you say a smart person, it all starts in your mind with a choice... do you want to use it for yourself? Or do you want to use it for others.

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 6 лет назад +3

      Afonso Silvestre, not everyone is capable of understand quantum physics or any other complicated field. IQ matters, and you can't raise your raw, crystallized intelligence (IQ) by a significant margin. It's genetic. That's why intellectuals should breed more, and low intelligence people should breed less, because right now, low IQ people tend to have way more kids than high IQ people. They've done studies on this. Look it up.

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      Hmm thats actually a pretty good argument.

    • @jerrytomas3136
      @jerrytomas3136 6 лет назад +4

      King Reaper
      5000 years is basically 5 seconds ago in terms of evolutionary history. Evolution takes hundreds of thousands of years.

    • @kyin45
      @kyin45 6 лет назад +1

      They did that 200 years ago, and they NEVER did that before, in any culture we also randomly started hating gays after it was part of our society for thousands of years. We became less intelligent and more hateful of a society, but its the digital age so we call ourselves *evolved*

  • @themfu
    @themfu 7 лет назад +92

    “They wrote in stick figures dude” Lol

  • @LEGnewTube
    @LEGnewTube 5 лет назад +96

    Oooorrrr, the smart people left in spaceships.

    • @Ludifant
      @Ludifant 4 года назад +4

      oooorrr the smart people make everybody else leave in spaceships, telling them "no, really, your bones won´t go brittle without any gravity! You can totally exercise your way to a healthy body in space! Growing plants won´t be a problem, youĺl have plenty to eat. Oh, and don´t worry about radiation and microcomets.. Those are just a myth. The pretty colours when you close your eyes are just a bonus from all the weed.. And you can see how flat the earth is from up there.. Wouldn´t you want to kiss busty women in space like a real astronaut? Oh and for the slightly smarter ones: Drakes equation totally proves there is life out there.. Good luck finding it!" Probably easier ...

    • @naptimegaming1347
      @naptimegaming1347 4 года назад

      @@Ludifant restaurant at the end of the universe.

    • @ThatThrashGuy99
      @ThatThrashGuy99 3 года назад

      So Heaven's Gate was right. Shit.

  • @jackreacher4297
    @jackreacher4297 5 лет назад +267

    This is clearly the product of psychedelic experiences lol

    • @AEO21Productions
      @AEO21Productions 4 года назад +14

      Psychedelics dont make you smart.. they just let you know where you shine and where you don't.. but that's better than never figuring that out at all

    • @user-hk8cv7ri6j
      @user-hk8cv7ri6j 4 года назад +1

      @@AEO21Productions Where did you read that ?

    • @AEO21Productions
      @AEO21Productions 4 года назад +5

      @@user-hk8cv7ri6j well i think psychadelics are eye opening in general.. so you'll have a more "realistic" view of yourself after a while of self exploration.. if you 'thought' you are an amazing athelete amd that you might go pro one day.. maybe after a few trips you might come to the realization that you were clinging on to hope and come to terms with the fact that competition it too fierece for you to 'make it' in that arena.. but at the same time you realize that hapiness comes from many facets, not just being 'the best' at 1 thing.. so instead you decide to develop one of your other talents or skills and use them to live a decent life and help others out in the process, instead of just thinking about 'yourself' and trying to outdo the competition.. this is just one example and of course things will vary.. maybe psychadelics would make some people reafirm their passions and strive harder for their goals

    • @billbixby557
      @billbixby557 4 года назад +2

      Or common sense

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 4 года назад

      I came up with this when I was 12.

  • @tennoheika94
    @tennoheika94 12 лет назад +6

    This is the best stand up you can come up with. It's philosophical, educational and funny. I mean, this really makes you think and its also funny.

  • @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts
    @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts 4 года назад +9

    5:20 "until I run out of bullets" watching this while I'm sitting at my reloading bench making my own ammo lol

    • @eg2064
      @eg2064 4 года назад

      455eley can you put a camera inside a phone?

    • @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts
      @CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts 4 года назад

      @@eg2064 Nope just thought it was ironic that I was watching that joke while I was loading ammo

    • @sethsavage3532
      @sethsavage3532 4 года назад +2

      Dude, if you know that you're smart so you'll die... Didn't you hear the man? Get your timeline straight.

    • @kerryedavis
      @kerryedavis 3 года назад +3

      Good luck making your own casings, and bullets, and powder, and primers...

    • @dubkatmtl
      @dubkatmtl Месяц назад

      My immediate thought lmao 😂🤦​@@kerryedavis

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 8 лет назад +123

    TBH that actually makes some sense.

    • @zabuzanoa3328
      @zabuzanoa3328 8 лет назад

      Khalid Alamer did you end up finding more space to stacked up box ?

    • @ikhalid1418
      @ikhalid1418 8 лет назад

      Zabuza noa no

    • @Spaceizcool
      @Spaceizcool 7 лет назад

      Had the same thought at one point. I stopped getting into it when i realized there'd be millions of books that go into detail about how technology works. Regardless of how many smart people die, those books are out there.

    • @prismagraphy
      @prismagraphy 7 лет назад +2

      Bebopity the pages of the book would degrade in a few generation's time.

    • @Ephemeral_Style985
      @Ephemeral_Style985 5 лет назад +2

      @@prismagraphy Ever heard of the library of Alexandria? There were millions of books there about technology that don't exist anymore...

  • @manonthedollar
    @manonthedollar 5 лет назад +136

    Joe's like "let me tell you about this movie I saw called 'Idiocracy.'"

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 4 года назад +4

      @MegaSkilla and the story it is based on came out before that mr. expert.

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 4 года назад +2

      @@starcrafter13terran GTFO Terran scrub. Protoss master race! COME GET YOU SOME

  • @ares_behindthemask8848
    @ares_behindthemask8848 4 года назад +9

    Cant stop laughing at the fact that his stone worker employe impression sounds just like Homer Simpson ahahahahahhhaha

  • @jerickodoggo9595
    @jerickodoggo9595 4 года назад +39

    He does make a good point. If all the power went out one day, and something caused our civilizations to collapse. It'd only be a matter of time before so much important knowledge was lost. The funny thing is when hes describing how cavemen would find a downtown city. Those would be gone too with just a little bit of time. Its scary because the plausibility for this absolutely exists... to the point that we may have evidence of it actually occurring and yet, we may never know.

    • @SIPEROTH
      @SIPEROTH 4 года назад

      You are quite wrong. If people survive then we can quickly get electricity back up.
      After getting electricity back then other progress can me made quite fast.
      Yes some knowledge will be lost but the important building blocks will there.
      The problem is that in the past they didn't even know what electricity was. So they couldn't even try to achieve it.
      It took them many thousands of years to finally realize what electricity is and how it can be used.
      Just a little more than a century ago people were still using horses and sleeping with the night and using candles.
      All this crazy tech you see around you happened in just a century out of thousands of years of human civilization.
      Electricity was the trigger.

    • @yryama
      @yryama 4 года назад +2

      I read a book that talks about that, apparently many people will die right away. Then people who depend on medication, then the elderly, then people in the cities will fight for food etc...basically half gone in a year..."One hour after" I think is the book

  • @TwoMinutePapers
    @TwoMinutePapers 8 лет назад +678

    The Walking Dead in a nutshell. :)

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 8 лет назад +5

      It is impossible in a nutshell.

    • @4tech404
      @4tech404 7 лет назад +18

      Yeah, those fucking idiots lost the knowledge of how to mix cement , sand and water to make concrete and build some FUCKING WALLS .
      It's like you even want to stop the zombies to get into your community ? Dafuq you using sheet metal for dummy?

    • @moyasujigoku8401
      @moyasujigoku8401 7 лет назад +4

      NeaStefane
      Probably because finding and hauling several 50-60 lb bags of concrete, truckloads of sand and a ton of water to make cement and all the cinder blocks you would need to build a sturdy, fortified wall would be much harder and a bigger waste of resources than just getting sheet metal, screws and wood from other buildings. Take the settlement of Alexandria for instance, even if they had all of the necessary resources and equipment to build a sturdy, fortified and defensible block wall, the amount of time and manpower to do so would be way too long to be realistic in that scenario.

    • @endemion06463
      @endemion06463 6 лет назад +7

      More like Idiocracy.

    • @tyrinscott6893
      @tyrinscott6893 6 лет назад

      endemion06463 exactly!!!

  • @DrSAM69
    @DrSAM69 10 лет назад +235

    This is not just Comedy.....this is Reality...
    Folks we are getting deeper into an idiocracy!

    • @orgasm4800
      @orgasm4800 10 лет назад +2

      Maybe William Shockley was on to something?

    • @TheHigherVoltage
      @TheHigherVoltage 5 лет назад +1

      Only in America. The rest of the world seems to be doing much better.

    • @0MoTheG
      @0MoTheG 5 лет назад

      @@TheHigherVoltage The Rest is not doing better. Few countries in Europe are doing better.

    • @TheHigherVoltage
      @TheHigherVoltage 5 лет назад

      @@0MoTheG Ya, you're right. The idiocracy is spreading to some European countries.

    • @juliagoodwin9510
      @juliagoodwin9510 Год назад

      I feel like we live in a the South Park universe... which isn't much better honestly.

  • @TangoBinAlsheed
    @TangoBinAlsheed 3 года назад +1

    This standup is probably Joe Rogan's best.

  • @P51
    @P51 5 лет назад +4

    so impressed seeing Rogan live...it’s a GREAT show

  • @GeneralHarissa
    @GeneralHarissa 8 лет назад +310

    Dont confuse intelligence and knowledge ...

    • @mutilator97
      @mutilator97 8 лет назад +59

      Intelligence breeds knowledge. The two go hand in hand, bro.

    • @mutilator97
      @mutilator97 8 лет назад +45

      *****
      so knowledge breeds intelligence then? I always figured that intelligence was how well you processed information given to you, and knowledge was how much information you've retained over the years.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 8 лет назад +4

      "Dont confuse intelligence and knowledge ..."
      That makes no sense at all.

    • @GeneralHarissa
      @GeneralHarissa 8 лет назад +9

      bighands69 Knowledge is what you learn so you know information...intelligence is what you are born with , did you ever heard abour IQ test ...

    • @pgnandt
      @pgnandt 8 лет назад +33

      Yup. Going to collage doesn't make a person smart. Just educated. Big difference.

  • @Ergot
    @Ergot 7 лет назад +286

    WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR CHECKS FRIDAY. HELLO THE HOLIDAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER HAVE YOU NO HEART.

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 6 лет назад

      I think he made a clear argument that the Democrats are the stupid people out breeding the smart. There is only one group that cries and screams about more money, like the $15 An hour idiots.

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist 6 лет назад +11

      thats why like 90% of scientists lean left huh??

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 6 лет назад +4

      Kiprotich Toroitich
      I find that VERY hard to believe. You’re trying to tell me that people who’ve based their life on the application of the scientific method are going to just align with either of the two retarded sides and blindly, without hearing the issues first or running a few tests, make their decisions? Doesn’t check out at all. Highly implausible.

    • @TheTororist
      @TheTororist 6 лет назад +7

      theres countless studies done mate. the ovrerwhelming majority of scientists, scholars and professors tend to be and vote liberal. now the warped liberalism in the usa is something else but the still tend to vote for left leaning issues.

    • @ninjaxjets7821
      @ninjaxjets7821 6 лет назад +1

      Look at that beautiful flat wall, that’s craftsmanship son.. 😂

  • @momo-cv7qe
    @momo-cv7qe 8 лет назад +25

    that's craftsmanship son

    • @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag
      @Dennis0is0Mr1Swag 6 лет назад +2

      Clorox Bleach Not to be too forward... but would you like to go out on a drink?

  • @bombasticscholastic2158
    @bombasticscholastic2158 5 лет назад +10

    The movie "Idiocracy" kept going through my head during this video

  • @sportsfan6554
    @sportsfan6554 3 года назад +5

    Watching this while your high just sounds like Joe Rogan speaking his mind other than trying to make people laugh lol

  • @projectbighead1278
    @projectbighead1278 6 лет назад +29

    This actually make sense

  • @MrGorobu
    @MrGorobu 5 лет назад +39

    And the scariest part is, this has happened before.

    • @aurora3067
      @aurora3067 3 года назад

      When?

    • @RedBaron44
      @RedBaron44 Год назад

      @@aurora3067 the bronze age collapse....the fall of the western Roman empire....and another controversial theory: 12,000 years ago before the Younger Dryas but that's just a theory.

  • @jej495
    @jej495 5 лет назад +18

    Yoooo This is Carlos Mencia All the way. The movements. The delivery....Daamn I thought Carlos stole a few jokes. He stole Joe's Whole act

  • @wx..
    @wx.. 5 лет назад +9

    Thanks Joe Rogan for being part of the MMA Community. 😂

  • @SkepticCat-pz1zz
    @SkepticCat-pz1zz 5 лет назад +11

    You convinced me. There is some evidence that devolution actually may have happened around 12,000 years ago during the “younger dryas” when the earth was impacted by a comet or asteroid.

    • @NdxtremePro
      @NdxtremePro 4 года назад

      There is evidence our genes devolve over time. The variations Darwin saw in animals? Turns out it is accomplished by the genes literally randomly breaking. Information loss. Reasonably, that is going on in humans as well. See "Darwin's Devolution".

  • @Mc9reed
    @Mc9reed 7 лет назад +11

    can't forget that ancient african people started farming things. now that was a fuckin game changer.

    • @fionnmoules7620
      @fionnmoules7620 7 лет назад +11

      Mc9reed wasn't the africans some cunts in the middle east mesopothania

    • @tresalas6800
      @tresalas6800 6 лет назад +6

      It was the people in Mesopotamia who dropped some plant seeds on the ground and saw plants growing from the seeds and freaked the fuck out

    • @PalashaGabarra
      @PalashaGabarra 6 лет назад

      Yup, Fionn Moules is right. It wasn't Africans. Mesopotamians.

  • @SteampunkRadio
    @SteampunkRadio 5 лет назад +4

    The best comics are deeply introspective and make more concise social commentary than any news media ever will.

  • @oliverbrochu1466
    @oliverbrochu1466 5 лет назад +34

    "Keep the mic about a fist away from your face"

  • @davidalford95
    @davidalford95 3 года назад +1

    Man I found this solid gold bar of a bit in like 2009, and to this day, tis still one of my favorites stand up specials of all time. This level of intellect in comedy is so rare. Love it.

  • @Zubb_Yightlear.
    @Zubb_Yightlear. 10 месяцев назад +2

    I swear this is his best bit ever.

  • @0ctatr0n
    @0ctatr0n 4 года назад +63

    Joe Rogan travels to Germany: How does this microphone, light and camera work?
    Average German audience made up of machinists, engineer's, professors and scientists: It's actually quite simple...

    • @jakubgruda354
      @jakubgruda354 4 года назад +5

      It's interesting how Americans see the world, through this kind of stereotypes

    • @0ctatr0n
      @0ctatr0n 4 года назад +2

      @Jesus Christ Yep, that's what happens when your Government doesn't defund your education system /privatise it. America will be importing these people as they'll stuggle to produce their own

    • @0ctatr0n
      @0ctatr0n 4 года назад +3

      @Jesus Christ Firstly America didn't invent public education. A Czech philosopher named: John Amos Comenius did back in the 17th century. In 1965 the total expenditure per student was $3400 That's $28,000 in today's money however the current expenditure per student is $8745 more than a two thirds reduction in spending (Thanks republicans) for constantly seeing education as expensive, because they couldn't see a return within their presidential tenure. Only 9% of German schools are private and all their public schools right up to and including university is free (minus admin fees for uni)
      Need I remind you America hasn't won a "war" since world war 2 either. And it took a notable German, Einstein! COUGH COUGH to help you keep that cold war edge
      I think it actually supports my argument, that Germany has 1/3 the people but can still muster together a better quality education system with less people, land and resources than you.
      Do you hear that? China, Korea and Indo-asia getting smarter, stronger. Buying vast swathes of land, companies and putting you, Americans into debt to these very countries. They own you, literally.
      They have more English speaking university graduates than you have people?
      Interesting fact Switzerland has banned teaching anything in schools that cannot provide empirical evidence. So guess what? No religous endoctrination I mean education lol
      What now jeebus?

    • @nyalarhotep
      @nyalarhotep 4 года назад +4

      @Jesus Christ Dude, you are so full of bullshit info it is insane. World ran perfectly fine before america, and works perfectly fine without it today. No one exists thanks to you. Like it or not, Hitler was defeated by USSR army. Your grandpa fought few German divisions left in the west. You even entered the war when it was clear Germans will lose. In `43 the outcome was already clear after Stalingrad counter offensive. I actually don`t know one war america won really. Vietnam, Korea, even Afghanistan and Iraq you failed to secure strategic and final victory. You guys are probably the most incompetent superpower in the history of civilisation. But then again, you are indoctrinated pretty good.

    • @ib1157
      @ib1157 4 года назад +1

      @@nyalarhotep lmao You can't say anything is bullshit if you really think the world was peaches and creme before America came into the picture.

  • @fiendgod1399
    @fiendgod1399 7 лет назад +69

    Dude. Did anybody else notice that Joe Rogan predicted the show ancient aliens? I think they got the idea from him probably

    • @remmykauffer8252
      @remmykauffer8252 6 лет назад +7

      That theory is around since Marxists started their war on religion... soon after the WW2.

    • @alexgulino335
      @alexgulino335 5 лет назад +3

      @Large Coke or how he's aware of many of the theories around and uses those in his act so the people listening can understand the joke.

    • @jokeroganexperience4018
      @jokeroganexperience4018 5 лет назад

      Fiend God Been around since at least the 90s from PE

    • @donDiegoEstebanMgLKenNDJohnson
      @donDiegoEstebanMgLKenNDJohnson 5 лет назад +3

      Are you claiming the multitude of published works surrounding the subject never existed until Rogan got high?

    • @anthonyross4348
      @anthonyross4348 5 лет назад +1

      @@donDiegoEstebanMgLKenNDJohnson He's one of the dumb people Rogan was talking about.

  • @flamerunnerreviews1163
    @flamerunnerreviews1163 6 лет назад +12

    6:45 "I was really high when I thought this up" Ironically he's actually right. Google Bronze Age Collapse.

  • @jackbauer555
    @jackbauer555 4 года назад +3

    his bear roar is so good lol

  • @BamaChad-W4CHD
    @BamaChad-W4CHD 5 лет назад +9

    Joe is one of the most underrated comedians ever in my opinion. The guys podcast is amazing. He has a knack for getting people to feel comfortable and talk about anything. He is curious about everything and that's pretty cool. He wants to know about shhh so he invites a huge variety of people to talk about subjects and learn stuff. Great comedian and... Ummm... Podcaster? Podcast host? Not sure what that title is actually lol

  • @mmille10
    @mmille10 8 лет назад +30

    It's my understanding that it's been known for a while that if you go deep into a pyramid, there's so little oxygen that you can't run torches in it. Plus, the soot they would produce would blacken the ceilings. So what egyptologists think they used were small clay oil lamps, which have been found around pyramid sites, but these lamps produce so little light, the artisans who worked the walls would've only been able to see a small portion of what they were painting, even if they put it right up against the wall. So people have wondered how they did that as well. Not to mention that the artisans would likely have experienced health effects from the low oxygen while they worked.

    • @lizangel45
      @lizangel45 5 лет назад +1

      But like, what if they carved the pictures into the stones before they built the thing? Then they would have the light of the sun and wouldn't need lamps. I mean, I don't know, but maybe, right?

    • @erichand7548
      @erichand7548 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Miller you must be so fun at parties 😐

    • @lizangel45
      @lizangel45 5 лет назад +4

      @@erichand7548 I don't go to parties. I find them too difficult because of my extreme lack of basic social skills. I also have no ability to pick up on sarcasm. I assumed the original post was actually looking for a serious answer. I apologize.

  • @Aboot8910
    @Aboot8910 7 лет назад +64

    It's sad because he's kind of right...

  • @brokestudio_
    @brokestudio_ 7 лет назад +4

    i swear who the fuck says Joe is not hilarious i fucking love him!

  • @gatorwizard2786
    @gatorwizard2786 4 года назад +1

    It's 2 AM. I don't like thinking too much in bed, so I watch tv. Now, I can think about stuff and laugh because of this mans timeless delivery.

  • @davidcoley8500
    @davidcoley8500 4 года назад

    "You scare us we just black out " and "I don't know how to make bullets" got me xD

  • @Cutty_Bronson
    @Cutty_Bronson 8 лет назад +316

    I think I know what category the 36 people who gave this a thumbs down are in.

    • @BLACKLACDTS
      @BLACKLACDTS 8 лет назад +9

      Smart people that don't like people saying they all died

    • @GuidelineSalt
      @GuidelineSalt 8 лет назад +3

      People who still have palm pilots?

    • @GuidelineSalt
      @GuidelineSalt 8 лет назад

      People who still have palm pilots?

    • @pimisslim
      @pimisslim 8 лет назад +2

      +Armaugh Cole flat earthers

    • @abcdefg3741
      @abcdefg3741 8 лет назад +1

      +Armaugh Cole its 75 dumbfuck

  • @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994
    @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994 7 лет назад +51

    no joke i actually had this conversation with myself a long time ago. And im glad that Joe thinks the same way i do... well on this anyway

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      General Eisenhower Yes it is possible for you to think with your head, son.

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      oh great, here we go with the "definitions" dude you and i both know exactly what he meant by
      "conversation with myself" stop overthinking little things, can't you just assume (the obvious) he meant "thinking to myself" in your supreme english understanding? Stop acting dumb, you know what he meant, we don't have to pick a dictionary to check the definition of each word so we can get our message across exactly as the english language tells us.(that's how languages evolve by the way, by using new ways of saying the same thing)

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      General Eisenhower Ah but you do understand what people mean when they use "literally" that way isnt it? Thank you for proving my point. By the way, who is to choose wich language changes are regressive? The way I see it if you say something and I understand it, i see no need to correct you, unless of course its an abnormal gramatical error. Wich is not this case.

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      General Eisenhower Wow Im surprised how you actually put in the effort to increase your vocabulary on a youtube comment just to seem more intelligent,(let me try it too) guess what sunshine I can see right through you, Its so obvious, what you are doing doesnt have any effect on me or in the discussion or any point at all, because its not genuine, its forced language just to sound hyperintellegent, thats a sign of not only insecurity but need of confirmation of your belief that you are more intellegent than others or most people, through argumental humiliation of people you deem less intellegent than you or even "dumb as a rock" as you might say. It doesnt matter how logical a different opinion to yours might sound you will always disregard it as intelectually inferior and therefore wrong, so it doesnt matter what I say because you are already think you won the argument and you are already too selfcentered with your opinions. You are wasting so much energy on this that its just laughable.You are wrong, not just that but the fact that you put in so much effort into a internet comment discussion just goes to show how low importance your life really has, and you know what? I think you know it too... I think right there in your core you know this to be true, even though on the surface you might lie to yourself just to keep up this farse up to keep you "safe" mentally, because the acceptance or realization that you are not in the intelligent side of the spectrum would destroy you completly (mentally that is). Telling yourself that you are hyperintellegent or at least above average intelectually when you write a few "big" words you dont even know their true meaning behind them,
      but that small voice in the back of your head is probably telling you daily how much of a failure you are. I analyze people like you for a living, yes "literally" even if you dont like that word or whatever you meant with that argument. I pity people like you, because you have so much energy that you could be using into making your life better instead of hyperbolizing or rather exacerbating a problem wich doesnt even exist or even affect you, wich is a sign of simply nothing better to think about, wich sometimes is justified by a life with no meaning or purpose (see? Using big words aint so difficult after all). Its sad if anything to see a person jump so quickly to insults when its confronted by a person with a different opinion, and a more logical one at that, thats a sign of insecurity on yourself and on your opinions. Do you truly believe in your opinions? Think about it, I mean truly think about it. If your opinion about this was right and truly logical in your head, than why did you feel the need to increase your vocabulary in the first place? Understand? Because if your view about this was truly logical in your mind you wouldnt need to make the explanation more complex, you catch my meaning? If you are like this on a youtube comment discussion, then boy oh boy I wish all the luck in life to you, cause you are really going to need it. Good luck!

    • @afonsosilvestre8330
      @afonsosilvestre8330 6 лет назад

      General Eisenhower I have been nothing but mature with you, never have I ever insulted you for I never felt the need for it (you did though), so Im sorry but I cant admit to any fault that I have never commited. Also you are saying its ironic how I told you about the effort you were putting into this comment and then here I come with the biggest comment ever, but of course I wrote such a big comment (and yes I put in the effort) to explain to you how I analyzed you. And be honest with me and yourself, was I or wasnt I not too far from the truth? I dont mean to be on top of you at any point of this discussion, but at least show you how ridiculously obvious that comment of yours showed your intentions or "methods", if you will, of discussion. I know this therefore I pointed it out, and it takes a whole while to analyze and explain it to a person fully, especially with so many red flags like in your comment. I dont hold grudges or dislike people that are eloquent as you say, but i can see from miles away a person that is creating a false version of themselves, even if I have never met them like yourself, and you might find this strange, but I dont, because turns out humans are very much alike,and their methods that they use are also very much alike. I have found and analyzed many many people like you. Not only on the internet(wich is full of it to the top) but in real life as well, in my work and personal arguments. And what happens is when people are confronted with a different opinion that in their minds they find logical, and could even be more logical than their own, as a result of that a defensive reaction occurs. Sometimes it occurs in shape of insults, or sometimes it occurs with an instant change of personality to make believe that the person ,being confronted, creates this barrier of a façade to appear more logical, intelligent, or simply a better person than their counterpart (this means showing better life principals and/or beliefs who generally and morally might be superior to their counterpart) this way the person can appear to be "better" in the discussion or argument. This is obviously observable in your comments, how you first started with one vocabulary and personality and then out of the blue when you were confronted with a different, logical opinion, you changed your behaviour, vocabulary and personality. All this to appear superior intelectually to me, for the sake of what? In your mind winning this argument, wich is completly laughable. Also another detail I failed to point out before, those little comments of yours before your bigger responses, i know those are attempts to provocate me. And their purpose are to bring about an irrational response from me (ex: more insults and less accurate responses in terms of validity in the argument) so as to say that you are indeed morally a better person because you stayed calm and the person who cedes to your attempts of provocation seems less rational than you, if you will. Dont bother with those, i know exactly what you are trying to do with them, and they also show that you need provocations to degrade my arguments because in your head you already know that my argument was logical and you cant really accept that with your hyperintelligent personality. I think you should simply just take it easy man, and shift this energy of yours into your personal life, and see the results. I bet they would be positive.Tranquilo.

  • @educational8804
    @educational8804 4 года назад +3

    This is a high level and high quality comedy.

  • @aerofred2002
    @aerofred2002 8 месяцев назад

    This is a very underrated comedy bit. In the mix of humor, Joe Rogan asks a very important question, "If I dropped you off today in the woods with only a hatchet, how long would it be before you can send me an email?" Many people don't think about this fact. We are accustomed to co-opting technologies other people figure out. This is why AI threatens us. People get mean about ideas and advances they've no clue how they came about. 99% of the population is just lucky to be born in a country where the 1% figured out stuff and handed it to their ancestors for custody.

  • @incanada83
    @incanada83 3 года назад +1

    This bit never gets old :-)

  • @adammchale4550
    @adammchale4550 7 лет назад +8

    joe rogan is a comic...love this

  • @xelanoxin
    @xelanoxin 7 лет назад +22

    Man I never knew how funny Joe Rogan is!

    • @TheMaxlizzy
      @TheMaxlizzy 5 лет назад +1

      you still on this earth bro?

  • @arnavrawat9864
    @arnavrawat9864 4 года назад +5

    I love this. He's just so overwhelming love that.

  • @ryang790
    @ryang790 6 месяцев назад +1

    I often hear Rogans comedy isn't any good, but this is proof he can be bloody good.. I dont find his current stuff very , but this is Original, intelligent n funny.

  • @jasonchiumento7229
    @jasonchiumento7229 5 лет назад +2

    Actually the most comprehensive logical explanation for pyramids I’ve ever heard

  • @kurekiller6070
    @kurekiller6070 4 года назад +27

    You guys should watch an anime called “dr stone”! It’s literally where humanity has been petrified (turned to stone), and two high school kids wake up in this world trying to figure out the reason, and kickstart civilisation again.

    • @user-mh5te3dy7n
      @user-mh5te3dy7n 4 года назад

      H

    • @rohanjarande
      @rohanjarande 4 года назад

      It's fucking brilliant!

    • @H3ntairican
      @H3ntairican 4 года назад

      Thank you for this now im definitely gonna check it out its been popping up on feeds for a while now

    • @kurekiller6070
      @kurekiller6070 4 года назад +1

      H3ntairican it’s brilliant

  • @ghostthad9155
    @ghostthad9155 6 лет назад +67

    “Dumb people are always so blissfully aware of how dumb they really are.”
    Patrick Star

    • @topseed156
      @topseed156 5 лет назад +22

      unaware*

    • @Patrick96322
      @Patrick96322 5 лет назад +2

      @@topseed156 Yes... makes more sense that way !

  • @jamesfeeney4048
    @jamesfeeney4048 5 лет назад +5

    You can really see Kinison's influence on Joe's act in this clip

    • @djn48
      @djn48 5 лет назад +1

      Yes, I was thinking the same thing... Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks both had the same "shouting at the audience" style.

  • @davidcoley8500
    @davidcoley8500 4 года назад +1

    This is such great standup. This is helping me remember how important stand up is in my life.

  • @jfish032
    @jfish032 4 года назад +1

    "I don't know how to make a battery!!" 😂🤣🤣 true

  • @pranav8086
    @pranav8086 2 года назад +5

    This is turning into reality now

  • @Nylon_riot
    @Nylon_riot 7 лет назад +47

    If we had an apocalypse it would be the criminals in prison who would end up thriving and doing well.

    • @RegulareoldNorseBoy
      @RegulareoldNorseBoy 7 лет назад +4

      That don't make no sense
      What you mean ?
      They're not very well adapted for survival outdoors, and besides.
      Most would die of starvation if that happened.
      they're in a cage after all

    • @KingBongHogger
      @KingBongHogger 6 лет назад +20

      XiL In an apocalypse scenario, the prisoners would either be set free by a sympathetic guard or figure their way out. Being in prison teaches you how to be creative and how to make things. Before I went in I had 0 survival skills. Now I know how to make rope out of underwear, start fires with a gum wrapper and a battery, make booze and my duties there taught me how to grow food (the prison grew its own veggies and fruit to keep cost down) and fix/build furniture. Prisoners would do great I think.

    • @ReivasMC
      @ReivasMC 6 лет назад +5

      at first maybe, because our smart people devolved into purely intelectual beta cucks. But that wouldn't last, smart allways comes out on top, that the lesson to learn from history. Once smart people adapted, the criminals would fall in line or die.

    • @TheMaxlizzy
      @TheMaxlizzy 5 лет назад +3

      @@ReivasMC nah. I don't believe you man. I don't think you need to be smart to pull a trigger.

    • @ReivasMC
      @ReivasMC 5 лет назад

      Obama is Gay indeed, but pulling the trigger isn't what wins wars by itself. There is a reason the american military won't allow people below a certain IQ to join eventhough they desperatly need troops.
      looking further back, the roman military was by far the best educated in history up until that point, and they devastated nearly everything everytime they fought. It's all a mater of smart people adapting to a new reality.

  • @wwvvww7735
    @wwvvww7735 4 года назад +19

    Joe "And nobody ever talks about it" Rogan

  • @ilovebutterstuff
    @ilovebutterstuff 5 лет назад +1

    Joe is a fuckin genius. Every time I see him, I like him a little more.

  • @kingraj333
    @kingraj333 5 лет назад +2

    I never gave him enough credit but after seeing this bit, i will respect joes comedy alot more.