I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done". And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly. Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥
I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.
Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.
I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.
Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.
My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.
You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.
@@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)
@@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.
Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy. Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."
@@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement. Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness. I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌
Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it. As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor. Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke. One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.
Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.
@@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing. "After a rampage causing the deaths of 14 people, Betty Cooper finally snapped out of her post-psychotic stress disorder, waking up in the middle of Riverdale holding the corpse of Veronica Lodge. This week's antifa protests have echoed even louder with the addition of the respawned citizens league representative's chants adding to the din. More on this story after this advertisement for Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. Next, on Ow, My balls..."
@@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".
@@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".
As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.
As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!
The difference is that SpaceX calls it that as a tongue in cheek joke. The people pushing this soft language in the mainstream media are not doing so to be funny.
@AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them. Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it. I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.
@T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!
@Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.
@Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.
There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing. Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.
@Tony Wilson He would have a very long list due to the political landscape today. Regardless how you feel about Trump, He will have plenty of material on him. Also He will rip the P.C. culture a new one.
Every white person should spend some time researching the subtle evolution of the word Nation's definition over the last 100 years. It wasn't that long ago that being American, English, French or German meant you were white by definition. Funny how as we're stripped of the language to define ourselves as groups we are also stripped of our land and property. That's probably just a coincidence though.
@Tony Wilson Sorry for the TLDR, but I don't have to work today, and I think you probably interpreted my dog whistle correctly the first time and then generously chose not to leap to that conclusion. I am an unapologetic ethno nationalist, which is a phrase that had to be invented because words like patriot and nationalist have been corrupted (in my opinion deliberately). It's not that we're passively losing our identity. It's that we are being actively stripped of it. To be clear, I'm no fan of Trump, but during Trump's campaign Paul Ryan said Trump was a racist for claiming the Trump University lawsuit should not be presided over by a "Mexican" judge. Ryan said "to claim that someone can't do their job because of their race is pretty much the definition of racism". The media was quick to point out that the judge was born in Indiana. I used to be a liberal. One of the reasons I'm not anymore was watching liberals across the country pretend they didn't understand that Trump was very obviously saying the judge would be biased against him because of his campaign promises about cracking down on immigration and his claims that illegal immigrants from Mexico were rapists and criminals. When Trump called the systematic violation of our national sovereignty across the southern border a national emergency, the Mexican attorney general of California went on PBS to spew a bunch of nonsense about how it's somehow illegal for the federal government to enforce it's border laws. The importation of third world labor keeps wages down for working class Americans. Blacks are tricked into voting for it by being told immigration restriction from third world countries is racist. Whites are told opposing these policies is racist too, but since that doesn't always work, they're also told they're lazy, incompetent or entitled for not wanting to compete with desperate, starving denizens of the third world for jobs. Or they're forced to listen to some bullshit about free markets. I can't help but notice that wall street and the rest of the donor class would have benefited from either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Both were backed by the power structure of their respective parties, and both sought to court the growing Hispanic vote. I also can't help but notice that Bernie and Trump both wanted to put America's working class above immigrants and both were subjected to horrific attacks from within their own parties.
@@falonsfox2585 lol, the term ethno nationalist was invented by people like you to replace national socialist. Perfect example of what this video's about. And while I hate the terms racist and fascist being overused and misapplied in today's society, you are in fact a nazi.
Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!
Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe. I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.
his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.
@@WolfeurI understand this, but I think placing monetisation over respect for the dead is unethical. "Unalive" downplays these tragic deaths. "Sewer slide" is even worse, reducing the suffering of victims' families to a silly meme. These RUclips and TikTok creators should think about how that would be if it was one of their loved ones whose life was lost. Is their profit more important? They could start a Patreon and produce more respectful videos without the censorship and still earn money. Perhaps they won't make as much money, but it allows them to keep their dignity intact... if that matters at all to them.
I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.
Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..
Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands
Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.
"Israeli Murderers are called commandos .. Arab commandos are called terrorists " this joke went over their head .. Love you Carlin .. you're the real legend ..may you rest in peace
"One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" remember; the Sons of Liberty in the American Revolution were terrorists to the British government
George Carlin was a comedic genius. A philosopher with a sense of humor. He was brilliant at his craft. He is sorely missed. Rip legend. Gone but never forgotten.
LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.
@@Conici_AU that, and also PTSD is a serious diagnosis and has way more treatment options nowadays than back when they called it “shell shock”. additionally, it’s been discovered that it’s not only soldiers that can get PTSD, including C-PTSD. hence the renaming. now, more people can get help for that, not just veterans. isn’t that wonderful?
The fact that most Americans don't even know or refused to admit that the Australians were there before you and training the Americans and suffered all the medical issues you did is what I find disturbing, but we've been written out of history
Hari Seldon it's not really the same thing as what you're whinging about though, it's more of sugarcoating realities by using technical terms, which is used by pretty much everyone now, not just any specific side
@ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!
Political correctness is different. It's specifically on not saying language that is insulting and hurtful. That's different than making things look less important. Not using slurs is different than minimizing issues through words.
@@markcangila1613 oh yeah because saying I'm POC is different from I'm black which is POC is already implied but for some reason "black" could be offensive, see? Same shit, also when the fuck being black became a bad thing? Calling me poc won't make me a rainbow and sounds stupid
@@AzureWiler that's not what I think most leftists use poc to mean. It'a often using in bipoc which is literally "Black, Indigenous, People of color" it's used as a catch all for other non-white people.
@@Ben-qu8pn you realize Carlin was far more left leaning than right, right? Please tell me you know that. Also I find it interesting that someone who’s clearly a far of Carlin’s standup, the jokes made by someone explicitly saying politicians mean nothing, decided to make a random comment unrelated to politics about left vs right.
@@Ismael-kc3ry he may have been more on the left side of politics but look at today’s world and tell me George Carlin wasn’t light years ahead of his time. Look at how everyone gets offended by words today. they try to change them to try and change the meaning of them and if you disagree with it you are automatically labeled a racist
I would say the stuff that made Carlin say this is very different from why this would resonate with people in your age range. Carlin wasn’t ahead of his time, he was in the right place at the right time.
Carlin was stating this in the time a liberal which had a gigantic difference in its meaning back then. He would clearly be like other comedians today who have become more conversation mainly because the right isn’t so concerned with censoring people’s speech
@Abdullah Badr Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.
R.I.P. I saw him only once live. It was in Atlantic City during one of his pre HBO shows. He had to memorize his routines and during his first few runs of a new routine he had pages of notes he referred to. It was interesting seeing it live and then months later when he perfected it for tv. He would apologize to the audience because we were his guinea pigs. We didn't care, it was the great George Carlin. Still paid full price for the ticket and it was worth it!
I saw him live in '99 and he was doing the same thing, preparing with notes for his next HBO special. He would only refer to them sparingly, though, it's not like he was holding them in his hands.
@@Machiave11i Well his genius was in his vocabulary and pitch. He had an amazing ability to memorize a lot of material but it took practice. He also used new audiences to try out new material and see what the feedback was. He used that feedback to determine his final routines. He was an absolute pleasure to watch.
@michaelatw86 fact is immutable - there is no alternate of a fact, something either is or is not a fact. Alt right is just that, and alternative viewpoint of what it means to be right wing. Facts dont care about alternatives.
Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death) alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
@nonegone7170Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death) alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
Interesting right....Couple of months ago one of my Colleagues at work told me he had put his dog to sleep last Saturday, I said wow cool, he must be bothering you a lot so you put him to sleep, must be a relief eh..I would do that too, he goes what are you talking about? I said what do you mean? he said he died, I said he died while he was asleep oh shyt no, he was like no buddy he wasn't feeling good and vomiting blood everywhere and suffering with a disease so we got him injected I was like then say it like that don't tell me you put him to sleep Lolzz
because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )
I resided in substandard housing with a negative cash flow position until I diversified my portfolio and procured capital with undeclared alternative pharmaceuticals purchased by my fellow community members.
That's because doctors are mostly mid-wits who are taught some phrases to impress low-wits. If you speak Latin and know a little about medicine, you only need them for their experience in diagnosis and drugs.
@@Dominian1... Ehmm no. Depending on field you need then for their knowledge, you make it sound as though you wouldn't need them if you would practice doing what they do, that is wrong though, you need a substantial amount of knowledge. They use Latin phrasis because it's custom, as it is in some fields of academics, which I personally do not like, but reducing a people who practice medicine to that is stupid. I'll give you right in the point, that there is little intellectualism involved in being a doctor, mostly it's just accumulating a vast amount of knowledge in one field, but I don't see how that is negative, unless a doctor claims to have a high IQ just because he is a doctor.
No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!
Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker... It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂 I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure! Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪
A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.
I grew up listening to George. I'm 46 and just now realized he's like a angry-man's Robin Williams. Both were national, if not global treasures. We miss you both so much.
Yeah I remember when a bunch of idiots were saying stupid shit like “oh George Carlin is just an bitter old man spouting nonsense” even though almost everything he’s ever said wound up being completely true…So where are all those idiots at now?
@@aaroncohenour559 He'd make an awesome president. His lost faith and hatred of humanity is evident enough that if he had to sit down with another warring country and threatened to use USA's Nukes, they'd see how jaded he truly is and believe him, and hopefully then back down so George wouldnt have to make it boom boom time.
@@Vsevolodbochkov What's the chances his son is one of those broccoli-hair influencers who worships dubstep mumble-rap, and tacky expensive clothes like he's the prince of Abu Dhabi? Sociopathy and "pranks" included.
@@braintwo3398 Yeah, it was really stupid. He hates writing it as his job title now. If I had met him today, and he told me he was a “licensed program expert,” I would have no freaking clue what he does for a living
@@Usagi393 the only guess is he must be a great programmer. Maybe he can program some sense to get rid of these soft words. I still say he's a consultant they're very helpful
Yeah, society is still like that. Think about how far apart the left and right are, hardly agree about anything. The one major exception is that America should be aiding Israel in its terrorist endeavors.
*Soft Language is the worst thing we invented* *George Carlin is a forever legend* I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.
We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language. Wait never mind that was too direct. We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.
He was just out of this world. This is just not stand up commedy. It is pure art. Imagine the work memorizing just this short bit and do it so well. Amazing
You don't have to memorize how you really feel about things lol the man wrote books and all that, he'd been doing stand up since the 60's. Of course he could remember his comedy bit, he was one of the best comedians of all time. It is just stand up comedy though, it's already considered an art form even if you suck. Nobody likes shitty comedy so of course you have to be talented to succeed. Not that that applies to anything anymore, but it used to.
I think that's the opposite of what Carlin is saying. "Human resources" is so much more brutally honest. You are just a resource that the company uses up...
0:50 “two syllables, shell shock. *Almost sounds like the guns themselves*” of course his punchlines and commentary is great, but I love his poetic writing and descriptions too.
Anyone else on a Carlin binge? I do a binge once every 3-6 months. Good therapy and you must admit brings your attention to things around you, you may otherwise not notice. Such a legend!
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Imagine how pissed he would be if he found out when you search his name it says deceased instead of just dead
Lol
Kek
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Oh no the deceased didn't die: they "passed'.
Okay, George would blush at that one, good sir 😂
He didn’t die guys, he “passed away”
hahahahah
OR EXPIRE
He would be proud of you haha 😂
He surrely wanted more ti die than ti pass away, but ok
Noah Parker he didn’t pass away, he “moved on to better place”
Instead of "You're fired", they say "You have been promoted to customer".
Or "Where gonna cut you loose"
Even worse: “We no longer require your services.”
I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done".
And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly.
Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥
"Customer is king" so it's obviously a win
"We've decided to let you go."
What, you were holding onto me?
I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.
Yeah, you can't "suffer" from it either.
Well you can duffer tho... seeing and understanding that others have the ability and i could have had either... that must be a tough one
@@1112viggo I know.
Did you read my comment properly, I never mentioned I 'suffered'
@@TheCholopolo209 I didn't say you did, i was responding to the "some people said she wasn't deaf she was "suffering" from hearing loss" part.
@@1112viggo my apologies
Remember when influencers were just called sell-outs?
Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.
man.. ethical core of this joke is outstanding
one could go on and on
and I couldn't agree with you more
I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.
Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.
They used to be called unemployed.
can we all spare a moment to imagine his comedic rage if he was still around?
where did he go
@@roni.s375 he's smiling down from heaven at us
@@roni.s375 he's dead af
He'd of been censored before he'd opened his mouth !! 😠
@@roni.s375 he's been diagnosed of not continue one existence in space-time
Carlin's material has aged like a fine wine.
Patrice O'neal too (he was also a big Carlin fan)
Much of it, yeah. Some, not so much.
Timeless.
@@emncaity Can you give an example?
excuse me while I take a protein spill
My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.
Lol 🤣
I'm sorry for your dad's deafness, btw 🫂
You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.
@@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)
@@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.
The funniest thing is, your father can’t even hear the supposedly offensive language 😂
At least he’s immune to the verbal bullshit.
This is not a comedy act. This is a life teaching seminar.
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Okay boomer
@@OriginalDizzleKing ok follower. Way to be original! Loser.
@@thelostsoul5531 okay boomer stay mad 😂😂👌🔥👴
Dead Man many great musicians also send message through their song bruh.
"Im not fat..im big boned."
Cartman, South Park
It's plus sized now it's so dumb
Im not fat, I'm poofy!
Gabriel Iglesias ain't fat either, he's fluffy.
I'm calorifically challenged
Someone at my school said they were big boned and I started laughing uncontrollably.
I was too polite to tell them they were fat.
This man ever tell jokes? All I hear is truth.
Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy.
Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."
@@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement.
Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness.
I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌
Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it.
As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor.
Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke.
One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.
@@johncooper3636 hell yes
Truth that makes you laugh.
I am no longer a short person, I'm vertically challenged
Haha. I say this at work all the time. Gets em every time.
Lol or "little people" instead of midgets. I'm not saying you're that short but that's another example.
Let’s call Dwarves Compact Humans.
That's too insensitive these days, instead we use the term Vertical Growth Development Disorder
@@ChadKakashi portable humans
Soon, we're going to be calling "serial killers" "life-deprivation enthusiasts."
That s a good one. Lol
@@davesaenz3732 Glad it made you laugh.
How about hookers, free enterprising young ladies.
Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.
@@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing.
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This aged shocking well.
This has progressed through time in an surprisingly well manner that corresponds with the message it was intended to have during the time it was made.
@@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".
@@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".
@Ben Kenobi Good job, you got the joke 🤣
@Ben Kenobi isnt that the thing with euphamisms
I grew up listening to George. I learned a lot and appreciated his comedy. I was really sad when, in 2008, his heart took a complete function respite.
George would've loved this.
He had a bum ticker 😔
"Ba-da 'Tss!" Good one :D Seamless incorporation with this Skit! I got a good laugh, thank you
😂
He didn't die of a heart attack his heart took a day off of work after never using a sick day or vacation days.
“Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you?”
Beautifully said.
"-and it gets worse with every generation."
Yeah you weren't kidding, George.
TheSuperQuail SJWs have conquered America.
R. H. Yeah so true, if he was still alive he might be able to knock sense into them, seeing as he was a progressive and all.
@@Misantroph0 They tried but Trump inevitably won.
UberTech That was a battle of retards and the biggest one won.
I'm sure Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Kinnison, Dangerfield, Carson, and Pryor are rolling in their graves because of today's PC culture
What a shame he's "no longer with us."
@Omertà DocTones nah he ded
He is with us, he was a person, now he is an idea
He didn’t die or pass away, he reached his expiration date. Which means he’s still good for people that don’t believe everything they read
Leo Elvis that’s beautiful
I prefer rotted away
As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.
Yes and as a drug addict i hate the term "substance abuse disorder" ...I'ma junky and I don't "abuse substances"...I get high. Keep it real 💯
Is it fun being a deaf man?
how did you type this if you're deaf?
@@targaryenXoolf "deaf" is not "defingered" :)
@@shad0wrunner69 well how can he type if he can't see?
As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!
this is hilarious
Bahahaha that's hilarious
However doesn't shock me the slightest since all that space stuff is f@ke n g@×
The difference is that SpaceX calls it that as a tongue in cheek joke. The people pushing this soft language in the mainstream media are not doing so to be funny.
@@davet9713 I never even considered that SpaceX has a sense of humor!
@davet9713 nah that's just what musk says to cope
Carlin may have passed away, but his words will never die.
Until he's unpersoned by Democrat Communist Corporate Media.
he's dead. Didn't went anywhere. But his words did, over your head
George Carlin died, but his words and the comedy basics passed away to other generations.
@@nickasher7105 Issues?
@@nickasher7105 🤣🤣🤣
Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a 'wisdom-enabled orator.'
That's a good one, but doesn't foretell any comedic aspect. Orators are assumed to be wise, as it is.
How about stand up philosopher?
Just like Chappelle is now
Darrin Nunyah
We added a hyphen!
Darrin Nunyah yep, and the old way of saying it:
Poet
“Control language and you control thought; control thought and you control action; control action and you control the world.”
- Peter Kreeft
Hence the world wearing masks.
@@tzera_rhuon hence rising death rate for inconsiderate people
@AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them.
Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it.
I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.
@T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!
That sounds a lot like the Sarpin-Whorf effect, which is false
That's what I really loved about George Carlin. He wasn't afraid to call it what it was. The United States needs more of this type of honesty.
All it takes is courage
If everyone told the truth the system would collapse.
the most entertaining ted talk i have ever seen
Great observation!
Man, Carlin was special.
@Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.
@Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.
@Berliner Stadtschloss Seriously, the rude people are right. It's a searchable term. Google it. You'll get pictures and links and everything.
"Your son's performance in class is alarming"
"Maa'm your son is stupid"
😂😂😂
Not necessarily. Could also be stinking lazy.
@@a0flj0 talent that does not test itseld stagnates
And a genius that is not being used often stagnates to stupidity.
🤣
I'd never sugarcoat once I become a teacher.
Fired.
"We're letting you go."
"Your services are no longer needed"
We ArE gOnNa HaVe To LeT yOu Go
Relieved of your duties
Or laid off. If Carlin heard that, he'd think that's a euphemism for masturbating.
"You've been promoted to customer"
And it continues to this day. I just saw a news article in Toronto, Canada referring to a homeless person as an “under-housed individual”
maybe the individual became underhoused bc he had an adverse cash flow event
Strippers are now “exotic dancers”
lol! I bet they are more expensive now!
There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing.
Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.
Contract Genital Dancers
Erectile engineers
Financially-Entitled Cock-Teasers
"Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" George Orwell
@Tony Wilson He would have a very long list due to the political landscape today. Regardless how you feel about Trump, He will have plenty of material on him. Also He will rip the P.C. culture a new one.
@Tony Wilson or Hillary or any of them 😂
Every white person should spend some time researching the subtle evolution of the word Nation's definition over the last 100 years. It wasn't that long ago that being American, English, French or German meant you were white by definition. Funny how as we're stripped of the language to define ourselves as groups we are also stripped of our land and property. That's probably just a coincidence though.
@Tony Wilson Sorry for the TLDR, but I don't have to work today, and I think you probably interpreted my dog whistle correctly the first time and then generously chose not to leap to that conclusion. I am an unapologetic ethno nationalist, which is a phrase that had to be invented because words like patriot and nationalist have been corrupted (in my opinion deliberately). It's not that we're passively losing our identity. It's that we are being actively stripped of it.
To be clear, I'm no fan of Trump, but during Trump's campaign Paul Ryan said Trump was a racist for claiming the Trump University lawsuit should not be presided over by a "Mexican" judge. Ryan said "to claim that someone can't do their job because of their race is pretty much the definition of racism". The media was quick to point out that the judge was born in Indiana. I used to be a liberal. One of the reasons I'm not anymore was watching liberals across the country pretend they didn't understand that Trump was very obviously saying the judge would be biased against him because of his campaign promises about cracking down on immigration and his claims that illegal immigrants from Mexico were rapists and criminals.
When Trump called the systematic violation of our national sovereignty across the southern border a national emergency, the Mexican attorney general of California went on PBS to spew a bunch of nonsense about how it's somehow illegal for the federal government to enforce it's border laws.
The importation of third world labor keeps wages down for working class Americans. Blacks are tricked into voting for it by being told immigration restriction from third world countries is racist. Whites are told opposing these policies is racist too, but since that doesn't always work, they're also told they're lazy, incompetent or entitled for not wanting to compete with desperate, starving denizens of the third world for jobs. Or they're forced to listen to some bullshit about free markets.
I can't help but notice that wall street and the rest of the donor class would have benefited from either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Both were backed by the power structure of their respective parties, and both sought to court the growing Hispanic vote. I also can't help but notice that Bernie and Trump both wanted to put America's working class above immigrants and both were subjected to horrific attacks from within their own parties.
@@falonsfox2585 lol, the term ethno nationalist was invented by people like you to replace national socialist. Perfect example of what this video's about. And while I hate the terms racist and fascist being overused and misapplied in today's society, you are in fact a nazi.
Way ahead of his time
Everything he said multiplied and worsened
I fear it’s only the beginning
He wasn’t ahead of his time; his timeless commentary was the kind of comedy we needed back then & to this day!
@@aztn19 yes he was, I don't hear a lot of people of his time talking about this issues, he saw them coming before they've fully arrived
Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!
Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe.
I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.
34 years later and still hilarious and more accurate than ever.
Man I wish George was here to see the fuckery that is America today.
Lord Blanco I’m pretty sure he would have killed himself by this point.
Man you're not kidding!!!
This world is F ed!!!
his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.
@Jay James Political correctness has nothing to do with Marxism.
@@CokeVoAYCE There’s plenty of people in the ‘mainstream’ protesting political correctness.
This is timeless. Hungry people now have "food insecurity!"
Homeless people are now "the unsheltered".
Rg Babahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahha
@TheKat Or "the homely challenged"
nutritionally challenged accommodation deficient individual.
aka a starving homeless dude.
count those syllables
its 19
/drops mic ✊
@@catnium love it 💥
Torture became "Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
Man and women became "gender fluid transracial apache helicopter"
Water boarding became “tactical baptism”
"Involuntary Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...
Then that became EIT.
@fml Lying becomes PIME, Post Incident Memory Enhancement
Instead of saying "Committed suicide" now it's "Unalived themselves".
Anytime I see that stupid phrase, I immediately think of this
anytime i see that i roll my eyes
“Self-deletion”
tbf, this one was initially just a jokey slang, which then became a way to get past platform censorship.
@@WolfeurI understand this, but I think placing monetisation over respect for the dead is unethical. "Unalive" downplays these tragic deaths. "Sewer slide" is even worse, reducing the suffering of victims' families to a silly meme. These RUclips and TikTok creators should think about how that would be if it was one of their loved ones whose life was lost. Is their profit more important? They could start a Patreon and produce more respectful videos without the censorship and still earn money. Perhaps they won't make as much money, but it allows them to keep their dignity intact... if that matters at all to them.
Used cars are now “pre-owned”.
A used car is a pre-loved vehicle.
I've never needed a professional certification to tell a new car from a used one hahaha
i've even seen preloved used cars 😳
PRELOVED now!
Same as women. 😂
Carlin wasn't just a comedian he is a modern day philosopher, I love his honest commentary on society
+Aza Jabar I agree totally, and his commentary is valid today.
+Aza Jabar A Comic Genius also.? He had a High IQ also.
I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.
Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..
Kinda
That "shell-shock, veitnam vet' thing hit hard
He had a wicked way of making his point. Would've made one hell of an attorney.
@@nobodysbaby5048 nah to be a good attorney you gotta be a bullshitter
@@SamsarasArt But he would be a masterful bullshitter, if he wanted to :)
Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands
Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.
"Israeli Murderers are called commandos .. Arab commandos are called terrorists " this joke went over their head .. Love you Carlin .. you're the real legend ..may you rest in peace
"One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" remember; the Sons of Liberty in the American Revolution were terrorists to the British government
Strip clubs are sometimes referred to as “gentlemen’s club”
That had to be the most ironic example of soft language I’ve ever heard.
Ima be honest with you that sounds like the most 1920's thing I've ever heard
Waffle House is now called "International House of Pancakes"
Gentlemen's club sounds like a posh word a bunch of 1800's aristocrats would use for their golf club or something
They're not called prostitutes anymore; they're called OnlyFans users
George Carlin was a comedic genius. A philosopher with a sense of humor. He was brilliant at his craft. He is sorely missed. Rip legend. Gone but never forgotten.
Couldn't have said it better👍
A true genius in every sense of the word.
Miss this guy...
White Europeans build the modern world
1990 - comedy
2020 - reality
1990
It was reality back in 1990. 30yrs later this comedic reality is still going strong
it never was comedy
@@wandacircus1667 It´s really like in Orwells 1984...down to the change of language....scary shit.
It was reality back then and it's still reality. Bullshitting ourselfes now even got mandatory. And Carlin is damn right.
Remember he was doing this kind of comedy since the 1960s. And it never gets old.
Ugly people = "Severe Appearance Deficit" = S.A.D.
Brilliant.
LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.
@@annettespizuoco7715 A joke is a joke. We can't and shouldn't ban everything that hurts someone's feelings.
🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣🤩
@@annettespizuoco7715 Are you one of those SJW liberals? Then this is a wrong place. Go back to your Safe space.
That sounds even more offensive lol
Carlin wasn’t a a comedian
He was just a funny philosopher...
Actually he was a philosophically skilled orator with comedic proficiency
Why not both?
History of the World Part 1, in ancient Rome Mel Brooks' character (Swiftus) was a stand-up philosopher.
Copied comment..Plagiarism 😅
@@Rob.N. Saw what you've done there hahahahahaha
Carlin was so far ahead of his time. It’s incredible looking back at his stand up and seeing all his predictions play out today.
It’s time to be ahead of our time then. He was warning us but did we listen ? Fuck no! A rock has more intelligence.
2008 - haha this is so funny!
2019 - holy shit he was on to something
dude this is from 1990
Abdullahi Kassim I think he was talking about himself.
More like HOLY SHIT HE WAS SPECIAL he thought so different and able to articulate that message in humor to 1,000s at a time and now millions!
Shahzad Khan this came out in the 90s that’s why he says world war 1 was 70 years ago
@@TheCephalon ...and Vietnam was 16 years ago
“I betcha if we’d still be calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans woulda got the attention they DESERVED” that hits hard af
Just reached that part, it really does
Thats the gov't for ya- - downplaying the seriousness of an issue (such as healthcare for veterans) so they dont have to take responsibility
As if WW1 veterans got any sort of adequate support…
@@Conici_AU that, and also PTSD is a serious diagnosis and has way more treatment options nowadays than back when they called it “shell shock”. additionally, it’s been discovered that it’s not only soldiers that can get PTSD, including C-PTSD. hence the renaming.
now, more people can get help for that, not just veterans. isn’t that wonderful?
The fact that most Americans don't even know or refused to admit that the Australians were there before you and training the Americans and suffered all the medical issues you did is what I find disturbing, but we've been written out of history
Euphemisms had to be invented because some people couldn't handle the truth about themselves.
daniel280456 very true 💯
This is what they meant when they said,
" I want the truth"
"You can't handle the truth!"
Ultra overly sensitive peeps
Some people can't handle telling ugly truths
Exactly, as an autistic I'd rather be called mentally disabled, no matter how "high functioning" I may be
This man spoke nothing but facts from the second he got on stage for the first time to the last time. And we all laughed anyway.
Like he knew everything deeply
"You're fired"
"You are relieved of duty"
"We're gonna cut you loose"
@@braintwo3398 "We no longer require your services"
“You’re promoted to customer”🤣
‘Laid off’. Not as good as ‘getting laid’.
"We have to let you go"
His material gets MORE relevant with time, what a legend.
Because he had the balls to say what people were afraid to talk about and not give a shit if someone got offended.
@@yoda908 But so ironic that he's an avid liberal and liberals are at the forefront of enforcing soft language (now called 'political correctness').
Absolutely! Wish there were more like him in the world.
Hari Seldon it's not really the same thing as what you're whinging about though, it's more of sugarcoating realities by using technical terms, which is used by pretty much everyone now, not just any specific side
Twain 2.0
“I did not lose, I merely failed to win!”
🤣
shut up
@ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!
Subvictorious.
So he... Lost?
Such a comedic genius, we need more Carlin in this world!!
1990: Soft language. 3 syllables.
2020: Political correctness. 7 syllables.
I try to counter this by just saying “PC”, but it still stands for the words.
PC is sterile
Political correctness is different. It's specifically on not saying language that is insulting and hurtful. That's different than making things look less important. Not using slurs is different than minimizing issues through words.
@@markcangila1613 oh yeah because saying I'm POC is different from I'm black which is POC is already implied but for some reason "black" could be offensive, see? Same shit, also when the fuck being black became a bad thing? Calling me poc won't make me a rainbow and sounds stupid
@@AzureWiler that's not what I think most leftists use poc to mean. It'a often using in bipoc which is literally "Black, Indigenous, People of color" it's used as a catch all for other non-white people.
This isn't even stand-up comedy, he's just speaking the truth.
There is a saying, "It is funny because it is true."
AKA hate speech to Democrats.
@@Ben-qu8pn you realize Carlin was far more left leaning than right, right? Please tell me you know that.
Also I find it interesting that someone who’s clearly a far of Carlin’s standup, the jokes made by someone explicitly saying politicians mean nothing, decided to make a random comment unrelated to politics about left vs right.
That was George.
@@Ismael-kc3ry he may have been more on the left side of politics but look at today’s world and tell me George Carlin wasn’t light years ahead of his time. Look at how everyone gets offended by words today. they try to change them to try and change the meaning of them and if you disagree with it you are automatically labeled a racist
Oh, George.. You had no idea how much worse it would get..
Maybe he did and that's why he left us.
@@christinepickering9896 orrrr... he got old? Wild one huh. Unthinkable.
No.. he expired like a magazine subscription. lol
He kicked the bucket, but he will live forever. Unless RUclips bans his vids..
Nah, of course he did.
Wow the amount of honesty is unbelievable.
This guy predicted the future. I’m 24, just discovered him, and love him. He’s hilarious.
That's the far left for you. They're based as hell.
I would say the stuff that made Carlin say this is very different from why this would resonate with people in your age range. Carlin wasn’t ahead of his time, he was in the right place at the right time.
So glad to hear you found Carlin. The OK boomer generation had some pretty good s*it. Try Lenny Bruce as well.
Carlin was stating this in the time a liberal which had a gigantic difference in its meaning back then. He would clearly be like other comedians today who have become more conversation mainly because the right isn’t so concerned with censoring people’s speech
@@RedDawnReadiness agreed.
Not only did he educate and teach us a history lesson, but he did it in such a funny way.
I see you everywhere
@@ericboc5656i know!
@@DevAndVic2022 Because there are many of them
omfg you're here again
We need more people who do it in an unfunny way, but those people get killed too easily by the masses.
"we didn't invade u, We freed you from your own people"
@Abdullah Badr
Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.
@@DemonicRemption they didn't, they will never be able to.
@@DemonicRemption nice from americans to come share with us their gun collection we know how they're fond of that .
Allies excuse in ww2
"Oh look! the Americans came to give us free bullets, ain't that nice?"
His mother must have been a teacher his vocabulary is perfect
If you think this was good, check out his “Modern Man” monologue next :)
Both his parents were actually
Being well spoken does help get the message out
And it does help to read
R.I.P. I saw him only once live. It was in Atlantic City during one of his pre HBO shows. He had to memorize his routines and during his first few runs of a new routine he had pages of notes he referred to. It was interesting seeing it live and then months later when he perfected it for tv. He would apologize to the audience because we were his guinea pigs. We didn't care, it was the great George Carlin. Still paid full price for the ticket and it was worth it!
wingmanalive you are so god damn lucky bro
I saw him live in '99 and he was doing the same thing, preparing with notes for his next HBO special. He would only refer to them sparingly, though, it's not like he was holding them in his hands.
@@Machiave11i Well his genius was in his vocabulary and pitch. He had an amazing ability to memorize a lot of material but it took practice. He also used new audiences to try out new material and see what the feedback was. He used that feedback to determine his final routines. He was an absolute pleasure to watch.
My mom said her sister got to watch his show
@Allison Bauch
Testing 123 weeks I sa
They’re not loot boxes there “surprise mechanics.”
It just works
No Todd, it doesn’t
Lmao
gamers: why the hell is it called surprise mechanics?
ea: well surprise buttsex was already taken
EA Sports - It's in your ass.
Soft language: "Takes the life out of life " - George Carlin
Makes life seem like a game and you know how great video games are ya have lives.. well guess what reality has only one life and you better saver it
I am so thankful that I got to see Carlin live….
Ooh! I’ve got one!
“Lies” became “alternative facts.”
Exactly
Hah talk about about a frekin meme.
@michaelatw86 fact is immutable - there is no alternate of a fact, something either is or is not a fact. Alt right is just that, and alternative viewpoint of what it means to be right wing. Facts dont care about alternatives.
michaelatw86 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, friend.
You know, I’m honestly surprised it took this long for a reply like this to show up.
And “facts” became “debatable opinions”.
RUclipsr was later changed to "Content Creator"
Don't forget "influencer!"
That'll be useful when we migrate to a superior platform
@@Scroteydada u need a brain lad
I hate the term "RUclipsr" anyway so that's that.
@@maximusmax4557 I can't forget, i'll never forget......
Reminder: this man narrated Thomas the Tank Engine back in the mid 80’s and early 90’s
Wait what?! First ringo Starr and now George Carlin
Omega157 yup, Alec Baldwin narrated too, but (as you probably would expect) he sucked at it.
He showed up on mad tv in a parody of thomas the tank engine as well.
That's probably what broke him
@@AceW.Kermitcat Baldwin was a bit of a mixed bag. Season 5 he was great. In Season 6, it was clear he was only doing it for the paycheck.
"Israeli murderers are called commandos, Arab commandos are called terrorists" has felt especially relevant in the past few months
Regardless of whether you side on Isreal or Palestine, the spoils of war will be claimed by Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
proof that it's been longer than october 7th
Narrated `Aisha:
that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)
alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
@nonegone7170Narrated `Aisha:
that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)
alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.
Palastine/isajoke.
What about, we don't kill our pets, we put them to sleep!
Interesting right....Couple of months ago one of my Colleagues at work told me he had put his dog to sleep last Saturday, I said wow cool, he must be bothering you a lot so you put him to sleep, must be a relief eh..I would do that too, he goes what are you talking about? I said what do you mean? he said he died, I said he died while he was asleep oh shyt no, he was like no buddy he wasn't feeling good and vomiting blood everywhere and suffering with a disease so we got him injected I was like then say it like that don't tell me you put him to sleep Lolzz
In the UK the usual term for pet Euthanasia is to have it "Put Down" - - Very strange if you think about it.
Or, they cross the rainbow bridge.
It leaves us to wonder, was he really talking to us or do you lack a sense of humor?
We them down
If only there was a Nobel Prize for Standup comedy, this man would have been the first, unanimous recipient.
no he wont, he's telling people of government's bs and nobel prize is just that .
And now they would hand it out to Amy Schumer for queef jokes, bc she's a woman in a man's field.
@@Dominian1 That sorry excuse for a comedian makes me want to rip my ears and eyes out.
He was inducted into the hall of fame for comedians
He's way more than just stand up comedy.
He's a true visionary who revealed the truth.
EA doesn’t have “Loot Boxes”
They’re “Surprise Mechanics”
Lmao
Legitimately what they named it, for people outside the loop.
I was looking for this comment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its fucking gambling
imagine if he saw how censorship has evolved into what it is. but he'll never since hes "unalive"
I’m not “short” I’m “vertically challenged.”
I'm not retarded, I'm mentally challenged.
No you're compact
because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )
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I wasn't fired from my job, I was let go!
Yep. At least there's a slight difference between fired and laid off. Fired means it was your fault. Laid off means it wasn't.
@@danielsjohnson Actually, there’s no difference besides getting your money back if you are laid off. Fired, you don’t get a cent.
I'm not out of work....I'm between jobs!
@@taoist32 then that's still a difference.
There is also "being laid off".
3:56 "Now, the economically disadvantaged occupy sub-standard housing in the inner cities." 😂
"And they're broke!"
@@petermaclauren2788 They don't have a "negative cash flow position"..THEY'RE FUCKING BROKE!!
It's okay, though, because Joe Biden says poor kids are just as smart as white kids.
I resided in substandard housing with a negative cash flow position until I diversified my portfolio and procured capital with undeclared alternative pharmaceuticals purchased by my fellow community members.
@@thagodwecreate5179 Were they scheduled pharmaceuticals?
How painfully relevant in the age of "unalive".
... Erectile Dysfunction use to be referred to as "can't get it up."
That's because doctors are mostly mid-wits who are taught some phrases to impress low-wits. If you speak Latin and know a little about medicine, you only need them for their experience in diagnosis and drugs.
It's now performance anxiety.
Ballzheimer
@@Dominian1... Ehmm no.
Depending on field you need then for their knowledge, you make it sound as though you wouldn't need them if you would practice doing what they do, that is wrong though, you need a substantial amount of knowledge.
They use Latin phrasis because it's custom, as it is in some fields of academics, which I personally do not like, but reducing a people who practice medicine to that is stupid.
I'll give you right in the point, that there is little intellectualism involved in being a doctor, mostly it's just accumulating a vast amount of knowledge in one field, but I don't see how that is negative, unless a doctor claims to have a high IQ just because he is a doctor.
It's not that hard!
No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!
You need to watch a few Australian comedians absolutely no political correctness
Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker...
It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂
I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure!
Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them
As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪
The truth is funny 🤣
A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.
@@spartanx169x it is a good recipe for good comedy it's being used for a thousand years
I grew up listening to George. I'm 46 and just now realized he's like a angry-man's Robin Williams. Both were national, if not global treasures. We miss you both so much.
Global, both of them. Believe me, I live nearly half a planet away from the U.S.
They should be declared World Heritage or something.
I agree, but "you" doesn't work with dead people. They can't hear you.
@@wrathofainz You don't know that with 100% certainty. Just sayin.
Sure but they were both also bread and circus performers for us impotent anger havers who love to hear the truth and do little with it.
@@wrathofainzalright "smart" ass
One of the best bits of stand up ever recorded, I always have to listen to this at least once a year, pure brilliance!
31 years later, and Carlin is, as usual, still 100% correct
That’s the amazing thing. 31 years later and it’s probably more on point now than it was then.
Yeah I remember when a bunch of idiots were saying stupid shit like “oh George Carlin is just an bitter old man spouting nonsense” even though almost everything he’s ever said wound up being completely true…So where are all those idiots at now?
"Children are afraid of the dark, adults are afraid of the light"
20 years ahead of his time, and yet always on the pulse of society. The best of all time
Should've been Into politics, would have made Congress interesting
Go Irish
He’s timeless lol
You think only 20 years ahead? This video is from 1990. Carlin was doing comedy in the 60s. I'd say 50 years ahead.
@@aaroncohenour559 He'd make an awesome president. His lost faith and hatred of humanity is evident enough that if he had to sit down with another warring country and threatened to use USA's Nukes, they'd see how jaded he truly is and believe him, and hopefully then back down so George wouldnt have to make it boom boom time.
he didn't commit suicide he committed "self-deletion".
According to RUclips policy, a person can only "unalive himself"
According to RUclips policy, cancer is too scary to talk about. I literally saw a guy censoring "damn" because apparently it turns kids into gangsters
@@Vsevolodbochkov
What's the chances his son is one of those broccoli-hair influencers who worships dubstep mumble-rap, and tacky expensive clothes like he's the prince of Abu Dhabi?
Sociopathy and "pranks" included.
No joke, I have a friend who’s job title went from being a consultant to a “licensed program expert.” I immediately thought of Carlin
Wth?! Consultant fits much better! What's next psychologists are gonna become brain supporters?
@@braintwo3398 Yeah, it was really stupid. He hates writing it as his job title now. If I had met him today, and he told me he was a “licensed program expert,” I would have no freaking clue what he does for a living
@@Usagi393 the only guess is he must be a great programmer. Maybe he can program some sense to get rid of these soft words. I still say he's a consultant they're very helpful
I am an English teacher. Mr. Carlin was poetically powerful. Brilliant but underrated. Even the crowd became quiet at the critique of Israel.
Yeah, society is still like that. Think about how far apart the left and right are, hardly agree about anything. The one major exception is that America should be aiding Israel in its terrorist endeavors.
He tips his hand as a liberal zealot when he draws moral equivalencies between Israel and the terrorists who target it
If crime fighters fight crime, fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight???
Carlin was a LEGEND!!!!
He is not underrated. He is one of the most legendary stand-up comedians of all time
Complete sentences, teach!
Overweight or obese is now “plus size” and “thick”
or fat ass
And if you dare notice it, you're engaging in "body shaming."
If you use "thicc" for overweight you are using that term wrong though.
Alias Anybody I know
@@Alias_Anybody i know, i just like saying that because im a fat ass that cant lose weight. thicc is usualy used for waifus
*Soft Language is the worst thing we invented*
*George Carlin is a forever legend*
I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.
We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language.
Wait never mind that was too direct.
We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.
0:19 _It's get worse with every generation..._
Unfortunately he's damn right about that
Ikr....its unfortunate how accurate this is
Peace is the way any and all generations are revitalized by one soul knowing that truth,everything that has life is important
@Siad 747 Theyr're not pessimistic, they have hope deficiency :p
@@Belforhir LMAO I LOVE YOU
@@Belforhir perfect reply doesn't exi...
My favorite word when George Carlin says it: “bullshit”...no one says it with as much passion as George did.
Except these days it's not "bullshit" -- it's "horse hockey"!
He was just out of this world. This is just not stand up commedy. It is pure art. Imagine the work memorizing just this short bit and do it so well. Amazing
i always imagine him in the mirror working out these monologues with animation.
Norm would say “people think Comedians are modern day philosophers… you know who that’s unfair to…? Modern day philosophers.”
You don't have to memorize how you really feel about things lol the man wrote books and all that, he'd been doing stand up since the 60's. Of course he could remember his comedy bit, he was one of the best comedians of all time. It is just stand up comedy though, it's already considered an art form even if you suck. Nobody likes shitty comedy so of course you have to be talented to succeed. Not that that applies to anything anymore, but it used to.
He may have come billed as a "comedian" but, when one
I’m almost convinced this man was a prophet.
It is currently 2024 and people are saying “unalived themselves” instead of suicide.
"Personnel" became "Human Resources"
...and it sounds as if people were a resource similar to money, water, gasoline e t.c. Sad, very sad!
... or "Human Capital"
"Personnel" became "Human Resources". Which is WORSE!! I'd rather be personnel. At least it's got the word "person" in it.
I think that's the opposite of what Carlin is saying. "Human resources" is so much more brutally honest. You are just a resource that the company uses up...
0:50 “two syllables, shell shock. *Almost sounds like the guns themselves*” of course his punchlines and commentary is great, but I love his poetic writing and descriptions too.
"Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" Still eight syllables, but we added a hyphen!
George wasn't a comedian.
He was a chuckle enhancer!
james cowboy
Professional Jester PHD.
Entertainment engineer...?
Dávid B
Smiler Acquirerer? 😃
Humor Expert
Vallis Daemonum
Happy Philosopher
Anyone else on a Carlin binge? I do a binge once every 3-6 months. Good therapy and you must admit brings your attention to things around you, you may otherwise not notice. Such a legend!
When my father died, it really irritated me how everyone would say "passed away" or "passed on". He's dead. It happens. Thanks, George, RIP
I understand and I'm glad people actually think this.
sorry for your loss all the same, I hope one day you'll see him again, all the best , this reality is not the end , it does go on.
Sorry to hear this. I hope you don't go to a church like mine where people "go home"
Expired really pissed me off.
Do you know if he's looking down on us, or up at us?