George Carlin on soft language

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @jarjarbinks4368
    @jarjarbinks4368 3 года назад +7766

    Imagine how pissed he would be if he found out when you search his name it says deceased instead of just dead

  • @351cleavland
    @351cleavland 3 года назад +7112

    I grew up listening to George. I learned a lot and appreciated his comedy. I was really sad when, in 2008, his heart took a complete function respite.

    • @marundiir4241
      @marundiir4241 3 года назад +570

      George would've loved this.

    • @in_vas_por8810
      @in_vas_por8810 3 года назад +162

      He had a bum ticker 😔

    • @glytchd
      @glytchd 3 года назад +84

      "Ba-da 'Tss!" Good one :D Seamless incorporation with this Skit! I got a good laugh, thank you

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 3 года назад +11

      😂

    • @LEXICON-DEVIL
      @LEXICON-DEVIL 3 года назад +131

      He didn't die of a heart attack his heart took a day off of work after never using a sick day or vacation days.

  • @Nevilleg930
    @Nevilleg930 5 лет назад +16624

    Remember when influencers were just called sell-outs?

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 года назад +455

      Yes, there must be a new meme for it by now. More words, more interpretations for the same meaning. People are so dumb. It is exactly what Carlin said.

    • @Beastking1107
      @Beastking1107 4 года назад +179

      man.. ethical core of this joke is outstanding
      one could go on and on
      and I couldn't agree with you more

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter 4 года назад +90

      I would counter there are good influencers and bad influencers. Somethings are worth selling out for and somethings are not worth selling out for. Everyone has a price a line that they will cross or not.

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 года назад +62

      Or, intentionally abusive own beneficial manipulative people. "FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE. FUCKING DUMB PEOPLE!" How Carlin would repeat 2 times while the crowd is cheering.

    • @mrtoad1408
      @mrtoad1408 4 года назад +172

      They used to be called unemployed.

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy Год назад +291

    “Is that a grotesque enough evasion for you?”
    Beautifully said.

  • @danielloyola3126
    @danielloyola3126 5 лет назад +6071

    This is not a comedy act. This is a life teaching seminar.

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 5 лет назад +12

      true

    • @OriginalDizzleKing
      @OriginalDizzleKing 5 лет назад +6

      Okay boomer

    • @thelostsoul5531
      @thelostsoul5531 5 лет назад +57

      @@OriginalDizzleKing ok follower. Way to be original! Loser.

    • @OriginalDizzleKing
      @OriginalDizzleKing 5 лет назад +7

      @@thelostsoul5531 okay boomer stay mad 😂😂👌🔥👴

    • @danielloyola3126
      @danielloyola3126 5 лет назад +2

      Dead Man many great musicians also send message through their song bruh.

  • @thedraftdisorder1618
    @thedraftdisorder1618 5 лет назад +2064

    the most entertaining ted talk i have ever seen

    • @room111photography5
      @room111photography5 5 лет назад +12

      Great observation!

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 5 лет назад +7

      Man, Carlin was special.

    • @milanstevic8424
      @milanstevic8424 5 лет назад +12

      @Berliner Stadtschloss maybe you should just google for it. we aren't your personal assistants, and arguably it was easier to type 'ted talk' in google, than to ask this on youtube. fyi a proper answer is a fair bit longer than this reply, if the word 'talk' isn't enough of a clue for you.

    • @Bruno-rb2ou
      @Bruno-rb2ou 4 года назад +9

      @Berliner Stadtschloss Don't worry about those anti-social bastards, they're just spreading negativity thinking they're right by doing it. But they're right, it is easier to Google it than waiting for an answer in a platform full of arrogant bastards.

    • @austenhead5303
      @austenhead5303 4 года назад +4

      @Berliner Stadtschloss Seriously, the rude people are right. It's a searchable term. Google it. You'll get pictures and links and everything.

  • @turbo8628
    @turbo8628 5 лет назад +11452

    Carlin's material has aged like a fine wine.

    • @tuckthomas
      @tuckthomas 5 лет назад +61

      Patrice O'neal too (he was also a big Carlin fan)

    • @emncaity
      @emncaity 5 лет назад +30

      Much of it, yeah. Some, not so much.

    • @phatmom
      @phatmom 5 лет назад +23

      Timeless.

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 5 лет назад +24

      @@emncaity Can you give an example?

    • @misternormL
      @misternormL 5 лет назад +13

      excuse me while I take a protein spill

  • @garrickslagle2759
    @garrickslagle2759 8 месяцев назад +592

    I am no longer a short person, I'm vertically challenged

    • @tristonayter78
      @tristonayter78 6 месяцев назад +5

      Haha. I say this at work all the time. Gets em every time.

    • @PaulHosey
      @PaulHosey 5 месяцев назад

      Lol or "little people" instead of midgets. I'm not saying you're that short but that's another example.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 5 месяцев назад +14

      Let’s call Dwarves Compact Humans.

    • @enigmaticchickenmcnobody
      @enigmaticchickenmcnobody 5 месяцев назад +10

      That's too insensitive these days, instead we use the term Vertical Growth Development Disorder

    • @isg4
      @isg4 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ChadKakashi portable humans

  • @np12804
    @np12804 4 года назад +8732

    He didn’t die guys, he “passed away”

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 4 года назад +49

      hahahahah

    • @Killacorn
      @Killacorn 4 года назад +181

      OR EXPIRE

    • @rafique5337
      @rafique5337 4 года назад +141

      He would be proud of you haha 😂

    • @janbaltes2863
      @janbaltes2863 4 года назад +24

      He surrely wanted more ti die than ti pass away, but ok

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 4 года назад +73

      Noah Parker he didn’t pass away, he “moved on to better place”

  • @vkvkvkvk
    @vkvkvkvk 4 года назад +9847

    can we all spare a moment to imagine his comedic rage if he was still around?

    • @roni.s375
      @roni.s375 3 года назад +53

      where did he go

    • @vkvkvkvk
      @vkvkvkvk 3 года назад +359

      @@roni.s375 he's smiling down from heaven at us

    • @farhaddurrani1221
      @farhaddurrani1221 3 года назад +541

      @@roni.s375 he's dead af

    • @jondavey4437
      @jondavey4437 3 года назад +208

      He'd of been censored before he'd opened his mouth !! 😠

    • @tinnguyen2271
      @tinnguyen2271 3 года назад +310

      @@roni.s375 he's been diagnosed of not continue one existence in space-time

  • @DillyDilly13
    @DillyDilly13 5 лет назад +8201

    This man ever tell jokes? All I hear is truth.

    • @trillfaldon9983
      @trillfaldon9983 5 лет назад +262

      Actually that is the original intention of humour in comedy.
      Hence comedy is "The art of using euphemisms in telling the truth or a lie but camouflaged in a form of a sweet joke."

    • @trillfaldon9983
      @trillfaldon9983 5 лет назад +15

      @@johncooper3636 Thanks and appreciated Mr Cooper but could you please expound on your kind acknowledgement.
      Where I am from our wisedom teachings says the best and the most wise aspiring master teacher learns more from his students and his best contribution infront of them is to act as a reflecting mirror to inspire the most effective and practical utilization of human intuition which doesn't necessarily explain facts and truths but instead guide towards the best possible functional definitions, description and or practically applicable solutions. I guess you get the point Mr Cooper right ? I will in kind appreciate your honest answer. In life if only you can manage successfully to Inspire someone then you are best position to aspire for greatness.
      I hereby once again thank you in anticipation and wish you good luck, happiness, warmth, good health and most of all infinite blessings and never forget to share them with someoneelse. ☝💖😆👌

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 5 лет назад +30

      Carlin is very hit or miss. He was polished but not. Mainly because he didn't test his material but spent months writing it.
      As for comedy there are many types. parody, satire, truths that sound like lies and lies that sound like the truth. Dark humor, stereotype humor.
      Mainly humor is bringing people along a story and flipping the ending in an unexpected journey. Or you can get comedy that is like andrew dice clay where it is expected and the journey is the joke.
      One thing to look for is if you only hear clapping and little to no laughter from the croud. That is something you hear at a ted talk on roadways. You acknowledge the work was good and you enjoyed yourself but only a few people found the jokes funny.

    • @babeakuscaesar
      @babeakuscaesar 4 года назад +1

      @@johncooper3636 hell yes

    • @hockeyteeth
      @hockeyteeth 4 года назад +6

      Truth that makes you laugh.

  • @StephenSanfilippo
    @StephenSanfilippo Год назад +533

    My father was deaf. I was told that I should not say he was deaf. I should say he had "hearing loss." Then I was told not to say "hearing loss," but to say "hearing impaired." Just recently, I came across the official City of New York guide to language. According to that guide, I'm now supposed to say my father was - - - deaf.

    • @BL-sd2qw
      @BL-sd2qw 10 месяцев назад +19

      Lol 🤣
      I'm sorry for your dad's deafness, btw 🫂

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 6 месяцев назад +11

      You know, I can sometimes see "hearing impaired" vs "deaf", depending on the situation. Just depends on how much hearing loss you have. It's possible for someone to have a significant amount of hearing loss but not be deaf and still be able to hear to some extent. But yeah, "deaf" going to "hearing impaired" doesn't take nuance like that into account.

    • @taylankammer
      @taylankammer 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@StormsparkPegasus True, though you could just say "partially deaf." Or for example "almost deaf" like my gramps. (If he's wearing his hearing aid and you talk loudly and clearly, he will understand half of what you're saying. :-)

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@taylankammer Yeah...my dad is another example. He has a great deal of high frequency hearing loss to the point where he is considered "hearing impaired" (from flying helicopters in Vietnam). But he can hear people talk fine for the most part.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 5 месяцев назад +8

      The funniest thing is, your father can’t even hear the supposedly offensive language 😂
      At least he’s immune to the verbal bullshit.

  • @johnnycheung5824
    @johnnycheung5824 4 года назад +7434

    Instead of "You're fired", they say "You have been promoted to customer".

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 4 года назад +136

      Or "Where gonna cut you loose"

    • @rd_films8064
      @rd_films8064 4 года назад +208

      Even worse: “We no longer require your services.”

    • @dpz9872
      @dpz9872 3 года назад +41

      I tell my helpers "You can go home, I'm hiring a Mexican from Home Depots parking lot, I actually need to get some work done".
      And I'm always happy when their done and apply bonuses accordingly.
      Too bad half of America just don't wanna work. 😥

    • @tanguy4533
      @tanguy4533 3 года назад +19

      "Customer is king" so it's obviously a win

    • @AndyAcker
      @AndyAcker 3 года назад +56

      "We've decided to let you go."
      What, you were holding onto me?

  • @edwardsinger7644
    @edwardsinger7644 3 года назад +2715

    Carlin may have passed away, but his words will never die.

    • @Ben-qu8pn
      @Ben-qu8pn 3 года назад +22

      Until he's unpersoned by Democrat Communist Corporate Media.

    • @nickasher7105
      @nickasher7105 3 года назад +106

      he's dead. Didn't went anywhere. But his words did, over your head

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 3 года назад +16

      George Carlin died, but his words and the comedy basics passed away to other generations.

    • @MahkRonAKash
      @MahkRonAKash 3 года назад +8

      @@nickasher7105 Issues?

    • @yuurishibuya4797
      @yuurishibuya4797 3 года назад +3

      @@nickasher7105 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dee010s
    @Dee010s 4 года назад +1802

    "Im not fat..im big boned."
    Cartman, South Park

    • @thomaslang7992
      @thomaslang7992 4 года назад +31

      It's plus sized now it's so dumb

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me 4 года назад +9

      Im not fat, I'm poofy!

    • @yangerjamir0906
      @yangerjamir0906 4 года назад +4

      Gabriel Iglesias ain't fat either, he's fluffy.

    • @swinetrek
      @swinetrek 4 года назад +8

      I'm calorifically challenged

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 года назад +1

      Someone at my school said they were big boned and I started laughing uncontrollably.
      I was too polite to tell them they were fat.

  • @TheCholopolo209
    @TheCholopolo209 9 месяцев назад +178

    I dated a deaf girl. She was born deaf and some people said she wasn't deaf she was suffering from hearing loss......you can't lose something you never had.

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, you can't "suffer" from it either.

    • @theaccount-rw2xx
      @theaccount-rw2xx Месяц назад

      Well you can duffer tho... seeing and understanding that others have the ability and i could have had either... that must be a tough one

    • @TheCholopolo209
      @TheCholopolo209 Месяц назад

      @@1112viggo I know.
      Did you read my comment properly, I never mentioned I 'suffered'

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo Месяц назад

      @@TheCholopolo209 I didn't say you did, i was responding to the "some people said she wasn't deaf she was "suffering" from hearing loss" part.

    • @TheCholopolo209
      @TheCholopolo209 Месяц назад

      @@1112viggo my apologies

  • @Dr.Jekyll_
    @Dr.Jekyll_ 4 года назад +859

    “Control language and you control thought; control thought and you control action; control action and you control the world.”
    - Peter Kreeft

    • @tzera_rhuon
      @tzera_rhuon 4 года назад +18

      Hence the world wearing masks.

    • @stonks9755
      @stonks9755 4 года назад +32

      @@tzera_rhuon hence rising death rate for inconsiderate people

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 года назад +35

      @AlphaChocolateTruffle It cooould be argued that making people wear masks is a test to see how compliant the population currently is to what the media tells them.
      Except that there was the exact same mask mandate during the 1918 Spanish Flu and nothing came of it.
      I'm just pointing this out because its healthy to keep a open mind and see things from multiple perspectives.

    • @stonks9755
      @stonks9755 4 года назад +3

      @T MH no thanks, already got vaccinated back in 1997. Don't want to risk getting Covid by going to a hospital right now. Also no need to be so aggressive, I understand your country has almost 0.7 times the IQ of any other developed country so have a nice day!

    • @driveasandwich6734
      @driveasandwich6734 4 года назад +3

      That sounds a lot like the Sarpin-Whorf effect, which is false

  • @AnthonyBC93
    @AnthonyBC93 4 года назад +656

    Way ahead of his time
    Everything he said multiplied and worsened

    • @JohnSmith-fs8bu
      @JohnSmith-fs8bu 4 года назад +21

      I fear it’s only the beginning

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 года назад +9

      He wasn’t ahead of his time; his timeless commentary was the kind of comedy we needed back then & to this day!

    • @OP-lk4tw
      @OP-lk4tw 4 года назад +10

      @@aztn19 yes he was, I don't hear a lot of people of his time talking about this issues, he saw them coming before they've fully arrived

    • @AresRed
      @AresRed 4 года назад +2

      Way ahead of his time, don't think so! He was just saying all the bullshit that he was seeing and happening on his time! And on this time the cycle bullshit is repeating over and over on different manners, but still the same bullshit!

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 4 года назад +4

      Some things actually took an opposite turn. A lot of strong words like "rape", "racism", "nazi" and so on, are used to describe so many things that aren't even remotely as bad as actions those words used to describe.
      I think society is actually moving away from everything "soft" to making everything absolutely outrageous.

  • @jkryanspark
    @jkryanspark 5 лет назад +5521

    What a shame he's "no longer with us."

    • @ShiftySkipper
      @ShiftySkipper 5 лет назад +78

      @Omertà DocTones nah he ded

    • @leoelvis524
      @leoelvis524 5 лет назад +161

      He is with us, he was a person, now he is an idea

    • @cletusbojangles187
      @cletusbojangles187 5 лет назад +176

      He didn’t die or pass away, he reached his expiration date. Which means he’s still good for people that don’t believe everything they read

    • @dmtbass
      @dmtbass 5 лет назад +11

      Leo Elvis that’s beautiful

    • @koberburwa
      @koberburwa 5 лет назад +18

      I prefer rotted away

  • @silvermaverick4549
    @silvermaverick4549 Год назад +96

    That's what I really loved about George Carlin. He wasn't afraid to call it what it was. The United States needs more of this type of honesty.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 месяцев назад +8

      All it takes is courage

    • @HighStakesDanny
      @HighStakesDanny 3 месяца назад +4

      If everyone told the truth the system would collapse.

  • @dschlicks
    @dschlicks 5 лет назад +3411

    Soon, we're going to be calling "serial killers" "life-deprivation enthusiasts."

    • @davesaenz3732
      @davesaenz3732 5 лет назад +77

      That s a good one. Lol

    • @dschlicks
      @dschlicks 5 лет назад +22

      @@davesaenz3732 Glad it made you laugh.

    • @gamingonlinux8943
      @gamingonlinux8943 5 лет назад +55

      How about hookers, free enterprising young ladies.

    • @SR1Records
      @SR1Records 5 лет назад +31

      Jesus Christ that's funny! In 10/20 years that's what they will be called! And you will have SJWs saying "well if he (and it's always a he) wants to kill people then he's entitled to kill people! Who are you to assume his mental state!" lol.

    • @SLLabsKamilion
      @SLLabsKamilion 5 лет назад +9

      @@SR1Records Hopefully by then we'll have figured the whole respawning thing out, then people really will utter such a thing.
      "After a rampage causing the deaths of 14 people, Betty Cooper finally snapped out of her post-psychotic stress disorder, waking up in the middle of Riverdale holding the corpse of Veronica Lodge. This week's antifa protests have echoed even louder with the addition of the respawned citizens league representative's chants adding to the din. More on this story after this advertisement for Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. Next, on Ow, My balls..."

  • @user-ud9xc1hr3g
    @user-ud9xc1hr3g 4 года назад +1502

    As a Deaf person, I can tell you first hand that we hate the term "hearing impaired". It's insulting. Like, I'm just like you except for the fact that I can't hear. George Carlin is great.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 4 года назад +165

      Yes and as a drug addict i hate the term "substance abuse disorder" ...I'ma junky and I don't "abuse substances"...I get high. Keep it real 💯

    • @baconboi4482
      @baconboi4482 4 года назад +6

      Is it fun being a deaf man?

    • @targaryenXoolf
      @targaryenXoolf 4 года назад +70

      how did you type this if you're deaf?

    • @shad0wrunner69
      @shad0wrunner69 4 года назад +139

      @@targaryenXoolf "deaf" is not "defingered" :)

    • @targaryenXoolf
      @targaryenXoolf 4 года назад +33

      @@shad0wrunner69 well how can he type if he can't see?

  • @AzaJabar
    @AzaJabar 9 лет назад +2017

    Carlin wasn't just a comedian he is a modern day philosopher, I love his honest commentary on society

    • @mdrautiii
      @mdrautiii 9 лет назад +8

      +Aza Jabar I agree totally, and his commentary is valid today.

    • @MyREDTAIL
      @MyREDTAIL 8 лет назад +3

      +Aza Jabar A Comic Genius also.? He had a High IQ also.

    • @PeanutStrawberry
      @PeanutStrawberry 6 лет назад +12

      I still think Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder explains the illness medically well, but I do find myself saying "Shell Shock" half of the time for the punch it gives to the condition.

    • @classixdrummer
      @classixdrummer 6 лет назад +1

      Google Lennie Bruce if you want to see one of Carlins’ influences. I think George eclipsed him but he came before in the vein of societal commentator..

    • @silmarforbes4904
      @silmarforbes4904 6 лет назад +3

      Kinda

  • @gjtrue
    @gjtrue 7 месяцев назад +51

    34 years later and still hilarious and more accurate than ever.

  • @thesenate5913
    @thesenate5913 3 года назад +3222

    "Your son's performance in class is alarming"
    "Maa'm your son is stupid"

    • @Takaichi666-
      @Takaichi666- 3 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @a0flj0
      @a0flj0 3 года назад +57

      Not necessarily. Could also be stinking lazy.

    • @thesenate5913
      @thesenate5913 3 года назад +35

      @@a0flj0 talent that does not test itseld stagnates
      And a genius that is not being used often stagnates to stupidity.

    • @waywardsoul4918
      @waywardsoul4918 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 3 года назад +1

      I'd never sugarcoat once I become a teacher.

  • @christinemathis4066
    @christinemathis4066 4 года назад +2156

    This aged shocking well.

    • @zedlz
      @zedlz 3 года назад +81

      This has progressed through time in an surprisingly well manner that corresponds with the message it was intended to have during the time it was made.

    • @moonman2183
      @moonman2183 3 года назад +47

      @@zedlz This particular piece of media has managed to stand the test of time, and has therefore been incapable of becoming irrelevant up to this point. I find this to be such a surprise that my senses have seized for the moment under a phenomenon one would call "shock".

    • @zedlz
      @zedlz 3 года назад +30

      @@moonman2183 It appears that the comedic performance presented before us, that was documented quite some time ago mind you, has been unwavered by such jurrasic aeging up till this point, causing its ideas to align precisely with the central theme it was intened to retain, and has thus been rendered immune to becoming unimportant. I find this to be suprising, so much so that the senses of my body have been overwhelmed, causing myself to enter a state of being that most would consider to be called "shock".

    • @ryanmarbut1035
      @ryanmarbut1035 3 года назад +15

      @Ben Kenobi Good job, you got the joke 🤣

    • @zedlz
      @zedlz 3 года назад +8

      @Ben Kenobi isnt that the thing with euphamisms

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 5 лет назад +5551

    "-and it gets worse with every generation."
    Yeah you weren't kidding, George.

    • @Misantroph0
      @Misantroph0 5 лет назад +101

      TheSuperQuail SJWs have conquered America.

    • @aradicalkiwi806
      @aradicalkiwi806 5 лет назад +96

      R. H. Yeah so true, if he was still alive he might be able to knock sense into them, seeing as he was a progressive and all.

    • @Shorty15c4007
      @Shorty15c4007 5 лет назад +24

      @@Misantroph0 They tried but Trump inevitably won.

    • @AnonURnot
      @AnonURnot 5 лет назад +78

      UberTech That was a battle of retards and the biggest one won.

    • @mikegee8812
      @mikegee8812 5 лет назад +65

      I'm sure Carlin, Hicks, Bruce, Kinnison, Dangerfield, Carson, and Pryor are rolling in their graves because of today's PC culture

  • @ScottyDrake
    @ScottyDrake Год назад +60

    As I write this, it is November, 2023. A two-stage SpaceX rocket has just blown up after lift-off, and the SpaceX announce team has called it (AND I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) "a rapid unscheduled disassembly" of the spacecraft. George, you were a genius!

    • @dominikmeier2225
      @dominikmeier2225 2 месяца назад +3

      this is hilarious

    • @whataworld369
      @whataworld369 Месяц назад

      Bahahaha that's hilarious
      However doesn't shock me the slightest since all that space stuff is f@ke n g@×

  • @georgecorrea8530
    @georgecorrea8530 2 года назад +1778

    George Carlin was a comedic genius. A philosopher with a sense of humor. He was brilliant at his craft. He is sorely missed. Rip legend. Gone but never forgotten.

  • @OsmanOsman-ip6qc
    @OsmanOsman-ip6qc 4 года назад +4035

    Strippers are now “exotic dancers”

    • @pladimir_vutin
      @pladimir_vutin 4 года назад +43

      lol! I bet they are more expensive now!

    • @TheTheschuhschuh
      @TheTheschuhschuh 4 года назад +82

      There's a difference between stripping and exotic dancing.
      Exotic dancing is simply dancing that is very unusual locally, it's exotic. And stripping is stripping.

    • @thecrakp0t
      @thecrakp0t 4 года назад +52

      Contract Genital Dancers

    • @mat7083
      @mat7083 4 года назад +148

      Erectile engineers

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 4 года назад +61

      Financially-Entitled Cock-Teasers

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 4 года назад +850

    Fired.
    "We're letting you go."

    • @genericegg7135
      @genericegg7135 4 года назад +30

      "Your services are no longer needed"

    • @IMN602
      @IMN602 4 года назад +12

      We ArE gOnNa HaVe To LeT yOu Go

    • @JustPlaying2020
      @JustPlaying2020 4 года назад +8

      Relieved of your duties

    • @robertfrank16
      @robertfrank16 4 года назад +17

      Or laid off. If Carlin heard that, he'd think that's a euphemism for masturbating.

    • @nicholasmitchiner8630
      @nicholasmitchiner8630 4 года назад +17

      "You've been promoted to customer"

  • @OutlawMantis
    @OutlawMantis 5 месяцев назад +183

    Instead of saying "Committed suicide" now it's "Unalived themselves".

    • @Nasty-Canasta
      @Nasty-Canasta 5 месяцев назад +36

      Anytime I see that stupid phrase, I immediately think of this

    • @GrantTodd-eh7ub
      @GrantTodd-eh7ub 3 месяца назад +16

      anytime i see that i roll my eyes

    • @samsonsson328
      @samsonsson328 2 месяца назад +18

      “Self-deletion”

    • @Wolfeur
      @Wolfeur 2 месяца назад +22

      tbf, this one was initially just a jokey slang, which then became a way to get past platform censorship.

    • @OutlawMantis
      @OutlawMantis 2 месяца назад +14

      ​@@WolfeurI understand this, but I think placing monetisation over respect for the dead is unethical. "Unalive" downplays these tragic deaths. "Sewer slide" is even worse, reducing the suffering of victims' families to a silly meme. These RUclips and TikTok creators should think about how that would be if it was one of their loved ones whose life was lost. Is their profit more important? They could start a Patreon and produce more respectful videos without the censorship and still earn money. Perhaps they won't make as much money, but it allows them to keep their dignity intact... if that matters at all to them.

  • @TanstA
    @TanstA 5 лет назад +4683

    Man I wish George was here to see the fuckery that is America today.

    • @SpaceScreaminJohn
      @SpaceScreaminJohn 5 лет назад +251

      Lord Blanco I’m pretty sure he would have killed himself by this point.

    • @philllsxga.7737
      @philllsxga.7737 5 лет назад +44

      Man you're not kidding!!!
      This world is F ed!!!

    • @CokeVoAYCE
      @CokeVoAYCE 5 лет назад +141

      his voice was probably what kept us from going over the edge earlier. as soon as he died this PC language accelerated and there was no good voice like george carlin in the mainstream to show how dumb it was.

    • @GiacomoJimmi
      @GiacomoJimmi 5 лет назад +48

      @Jay James Political correctness has nothing to do with Marxism.

    • @GiacomoJimmi
      @GiacomoJimmi 5 лет назад +25

      @@CokeVoAYCE There’s plenty of people in the ‘mainstream’ protesting political correctness.

  • @BeatsbyBlanch
    @BeatsbyBlanch 4 года назад +1003

    Strip clubs are sometimes referred to as “gentlemen’s club”

    • @ursaminor9780
      @ursaminor9780 4 года назад +86

      That had to be the most ironic example of soft language I’ve ever heard.

    • @djiboutinationalanthem5252
      @djiboutinationalanthem5252 4 года назад +27

      Ima be honest with you that sounds like the most 1920's thing I've ever heard

    • @TheArchitectOfDreams
      @TheArchitectOfDreams 4 года назад +12

      Waffle House is now called "International House of Pancakes"

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 4 года назад +32

      Gentlemen's club sounds like a posh word a bunch of 1800's aristocrats would use for their golf club or something

    • @ronin7561
      @ronin7561 4 года назад +21

      They're not called prostitutes anymore; they're called OnlyFans users

  • @Shahzad-Khan
    @Shahzad-Khan 5 лет назад +2638

    2008 - haha this is so funny!
    2019 - holy shit he was on to something

    • @garadgantal1438
      @garadgantal1438 5 лет назад +102

      dude this is from 1990

    • @syntheticreality549
      @syntheticreality549 5 лет назад +53

      Abdullahi Kassim I think he was talking about himself.

    • @jonlamontagne
      @jonlamontagne 5 лет назад +17

      More like HOLY SHIT HE WAS SPECIAL he thought so different and able to articulate that message in humor to 1,000s at a time and now millions!

    • @TheCephalon
      @TheCephalon 5 лет назад +8

      Shahzad Khan this came out in the 90s that’s why he says world war 1 was 70 years ago

    • @ryankurtz5233
      @ryankurtz5233 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheCephalon ...and Vietnam was 16 years ago

  • @blakelewison9872
    @blakelewison9872 Год назад +54

    Carlin was so far ahead of his time. It’s incredible looking back at his stand up and seeing all his predictions play out today.

    • @snixbae
      @snixbae 4 месяца назад +2

      It’s time to be ahead of our time then. He was warning us but did we listen ? Fuck no! A rock has more intelligence.

  • @H.pylori
    @H.pylori 4 года назад +2059

    This is timeless. Hungry people now have "food insecurity!"

    • @thekat4493
      @thekat4493 4 года назад +121

      Homeless people are now "the unsheltered".

    • @jordana4936
      @jordana4936 4 года назад +1

      Rg Babahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahha

    • @madmettlepants7454
      @madmettlepants7454 4 года назад +24

      @TheKat Or "the homely challenged"

    • @catnium
      @catnium 4 года назад +21

      nutritionally challenged accommodation deficient individual.
      aka a starving homeless dude.
      count those syllables
      its 19
      /drops mic ✊

    • @barbarakernohan1900
      @barbarakernohan1900 4 года назад +1

      @@catnium love it 💥

  • @DeathDefiant
    @DeathDefiant 4 года назад +384

    That "shell-shock, veitnam vet' thing hit hard

    • @nobodysbaby5048
      @nobodysbaby5048 3 года назад +27

      He had a wicked way of making his point. Would've made one hell of an attorney.

    • @SamsarasArt
      @SamsarasArt 3 года назад +17

      @@nobodysbaby5048 nah to be a good attorney you gotta be a bullshitter

    • @thearbyter7953
      @thearbyter7953 3 года назад +4

      @@SamsarasArt But he would be a masterful bullshitter, if he wanted to :)

    • @nickasher7105
      @nickasher7105 3 года назад +9

      Carlin's point still stands, but the term "shell-shock" was associated with cowardice, i.e. soldiers who were shell shocked were considered cowardly and not as good, because there was no medical recognition of the term. That's why it was changed with time. But yes carlin's point still stands

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 3 года назад

      Probably just as hard as the steel balls coming from the shrapnel/artillery shell. "Shell shock" has been referred to body damage caused by an explosion.

  • @marcozapata6984
    @marcozapata6984 5 лет назад +590

    "Don't you see that the whole aim of Newspeak is to narrow the range of thought?" George Orwell

    • @DeathScepter
      @DeathScepter 5 лет назад +17

      @Tony Wilson He would have a very long list due to the political landscape today. Regardless how you feel about Trump, He will have plenty of material on him. Also He will rip the P.C. culture a new one.

    • @stevecollins5487
      @stevecollins5487 5 лет назад +3

      @Tony Wilson or Hillary or any of them 😂

    • @falonsfox2585
      @falonsfox2585 5 лет назад

      Every white person should spend some time researching the subtle evolution of the word Nation's definition over the last 100 years. It wasn't that long ago that being American, English, French or German meant you were white by definition. Funny how as we're stripped of the language to define ourselves as groups we are also stripped of our land and property. That's probably just a coincidence though.

    • @falonsfox2585
      @falonsfox2585 5 лет назад +1

      @Tony Wilson Sorry for the TLDR, but I don't have to work today, and I think you probably interpreted my dog whistle correctly the first time and then generously chose not to leap to that conclusion. I am an unapologetic ethno nationalist, which is a phrase that had to be invented because words like patriot and nationalist have been corrupted (in my opinion deliberately). It's not that we're passively losing our identity. It's that we are being actively stripped of it.
      To be clear, I'm no fan of Trump, but during Trump's campaign Paul Ryan said Trump was a racist for claiming the Trump University lawsuit should not be presided over by a "Mexican" judge. Ryan said "to claim that someone can't do their job because of their race is pretty much the definition of racism". The media was quick to point out that the judge was born in Indiana. I used to be a liberal. One of the reasons I'm not anymore was watching liberals across the country pretend they didn't understand that Trump was very obviously saying the judge would be biased against him because of his campaign promises about cracking down on immigration and his claims that illegal immigrants from Mexico were rapists and criminals.
      When Trump called the systematic violation of our national sovereignty across the southern border a national emergency, the Mexican attorney general of California went on PBS to spew a bunch of nonsense about how it's somehow illegal for the federal government to enforce it's border laws.
      The importation of third world labor keeps wages down for working class Americans. Blacks are tricked into voting for it by being told immigration restriction from third world countries is racist. Whites are told opposing these policies is racist too, but since that doesn't always work, they're also told they're lazy, incompetent or entitled for not wanting to compete with desperate, starving denizens of the third world for jobs. Or they're forced to listen to some bullshit about free markets.
      I can't help but notice that wall street and the rest of the donor class would have benefited from either Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush. Both were backed by the power structure of their respective parties, and both sought to court the growing Hispanic vote. I also can't help but notice that Bernie and Trump both wanted to put America's working class above immigrants and both were subjected to horrific attacks from within their own parties.

    • @dmw798
      @dmw798 5 лет назад +2

      @@falonsfox2585 lol, the term ethno nationalist was invented by people like you to replace national socialist. Perfect example of what this video's about. And while I hate the terms racist and fascist being overused and misapplied in today's society, you are in fact a nazi.

  • @mooparr
    @mooparr Год назад +57

    This man spoke nothing but facts from the second he got on stage for the first time to the last time. And we all laughed anyway.

  • @mhmoran85
    @mhmoran85 10 лет назад +2209

    Torture became "Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 6 лет назад +113

      Man and women became "gender fluid transracial apache helicopter"

    • @Hekkle01
      @Hekkle01 6 лет назад +213

      Water boarding became “tactical baptism”

    • @mtube620
      @mtube620 6 лет назад +35

      "Involuntary Enhanced Interrogation Technique"...

    • @raspiankiado4658
      @raspiankiado4658 6 лет назад +4

      Then that became EIT.

    • @duke9555
      @duke9555 5 лет назад +6

      @fml Lying becomes PIME, Post Incident Memory Enhancement

  • @error404blah
    @error404blah 5 лет назад +706

    His material gets MORE relevant with time, what a legend.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 лет назад +16

      Because he had the balls to say what people were afraid to talk about and not give a shit if someone got offended.

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 5 лет назад +4

      @@yoda908 But so ironic that he's an avid liberal and liberals are at the forefront of enforcing soft language (now called 'political correctness').

    • @ritamdeb2232
      @ritamdeb2232 5 лет назад

      Absolutely! Wish there were more like him in the world.

    • @splendidtorch7800
      @splendidtorch7800 5 лет назад +1

      Hari Seldon it's not really the same thing as what you're whinging about though, it's more of sugarcoating realities by using technical terms, which is used by pretty much everyone now, not just any specific side

    • @6789uiop
      @6789uiop 5 лет назад

      Twain 2.0

  • @BlackieNuff
    @BlackieNuff 4 года назад +495

    Ugly people = "Severe Appearance Deficit" = S.A.D.
    Brilliant.

    • @annettespizuoco7715
      @annettespizuoco7715 4 года назад +1

      LOL,but that is just mean!!!!!!!! i mean, if i was ugly,i would not want to hear this joke.don't mean to sound like i know everything,but i base someone's ugliness on the way they treat me.

    • @ipodtouch495
      @ipodtouch495 4 года назад +18

      @@annettespizuoco7715 A joke is a joke. We can't and shouldn't ban everything that hurts someone's feelings.

    • @staceypakosta8186
      @staceypakosta8186 4 года назад

      🤣😂😂🤣😆🤣🤩

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 года назад +1

      @@annettespizuoco7715 Are you one of those SJW liberals? Then this is a wrong place. Go back to your Safe space.

    • @lotyjop8377
      @lotyjop8377 3 года назад +1

      That sounds even more offensive lol

  • @davet9713
    @davet9713 3 месяца назад +8

    And it continues to this day. I just saw a news article in Toronto, Canada referring to a homeless person as an “under-housed individual”

  • @cartercrum1490
    @cartercrum1490 5 лет назад +2382

    They’re not loot boxes there “surprise mechanics.”

    • @Sapsche
      @Sapsche 5 лет назад +59

      It just works

    • @cartercrum1490
      @cartercrum1490 5 лет назад +24

      No Todd, it doesn’t

    • @user-vl7du3xd8m
      @user-vl7du3xd8m 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 5 лет назад +39

      gamers: why the hell is it called surprise mechanics?
      ea: well surprise buttsex was already taken

    • @JP-ww5vz
      @JP-ww5vz 5 лет назад +19

      EA Sports - It's in your ass.

  • @karenh4058
    @karenh4058 4 года назад +2308

    Used cars are now “pre-owned”.

    • @warrenharvey4420
      @warrenharvey4420 4 года назад +40

      A used car is a pre-loved vehicle.

    • @sigmasquadleader
      @sigmasquadleader 4 года назад +2

      I've never needed a professional certification to tell a new car from a used one hahaha

    • @brianrakes5413
      @brianrakes5413 4 года назад +2

      i've even seen preloved used cars 😳

    • @kezziekz
      @kezziekz 4 года назад +4

      PRELOVED now!

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 4 года назад +3

      Same as women. 😂

  • @Ahmed-Osman76
    @Ahmed-Osman76 4 месяца назад +16

    "Israeli Murderers are called commandos .. Arab commandos are called terrorists " this joke went over their head .. Love you Carlin .. you're the real legend ..may you rest in peace

  • @midnightwriter9658
    @midnightwriter9658 4 года назад +385

    ... Erectile Dysfunction use to be referred to as "can't get it up."

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 3 года назад +9

      That's because doctors are mostly mid-wits who are taught some phrases to impress low-wits. If you speak Latin and know a little about medicine, you only need them for their experience in diagnosis and drugs.

    • @DasOrmur
      @DasOrmur 3 года назад +22

      It's now performance anxiety.

    • @leonardoxveful
      @leonardoxveful 3 года назад +20

      Ballzheimer

    • @AstolfoBestWaifu1
      @AstolfoBestWaifu1 3 года назад +8

      @@Dominian1... Ehmm no.
      Depending on field you need then for their knowledge, you make it sound as though you wouldn't need them if you would practice doing what they do, that is wrong though, you need a substantial amount of knowledge.
      They use Latin phrasis because it's custom, as it is in some fields of academics, which I personally do not like, but reducing a people who practice medicine to that is stupid.
      I'll give you right in the point, that there is little intellectualism involved in being a doctor, mostly it's just accumulating a vast amount of knowledge in one field, but I don't see how that is negative, unless a doctor claims to have a high IQ just because he is a doctor.

    • @fredoriagaming4466
      @fredoriagaming4466 3 года назад +2

      It's not that hard!

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 4 года назад +1829

    1990 - comedy
    2020 - reality

    • @davidetralli3905
      @davidetralli3905 4 года назад +32

      1990

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 4 года назад +72

      It was reality back in 1990. 30yrs later this comedic reality is still going strong

    • @wandacircus1667
      @wandacircus1667 4 года назад +20

      it never was comedy

    • @Guzzist11
      @Guzzist11 4 года назад +18

      @@wandacircus1667 It´s really like in Orwells 1984...down to the change of language....scary shit.

    • @pdecrinis
      @pdecrinis 4 года назад +29

      It was reality back then and it's still reality. Bullshitting ourselfes now even got mandatory. And Carlin is damn right.

  • @iamkasaii8792
    @iamkasaii8792 4 года назад +313

    "You're fired"
    "You are relieved of duty"

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 4 года назад +10

      "We're gonna cut you loose"

    • @rd_films8064
      @rd_films8064 4 года назад +10

      @@braintwo3398 "We no longer require your services"

    • @giovanniacosta2296
      @giovanniacosta2296 3 года назад +4

      “You’re promoted to customer”🤣

    • @Awibrahor
      @Awibrahor 3 года назад +2

      ‘Laid off’. Not as good as ‘getting laid’.

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo 3 года назад

      "We have to let you go"

  • @leecrowder4934
    @leecrowder4934 Год назад +15

    I am so thankful that I got to see Carlin live….

  • @aldrinmilespartosa1578
    @aldrinmilespartosa1578 3 года назад +478

    “I did not lose, I merely failed to win!”

    • @waywardsoul4918
      @waywardsoul4918 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @joaquimrodriguez8961
      @joaquimrodriguez8961 3 года назад

      shut up

    • @michaelbarlow6610
      @michaelbarlow6610 2 года назад +2

      @ Eurasia_0240. Or as the late great comedic actor Carroll O'Connor as Archie Bunker on the classic TV sitcom "All in the Family" said about Richard M. Nixon, "He did not lie........he forgot to tell the truth"! Lol!

    • @jamesbugbee6812
      @jamesbugbee6812 2 года назад +4

      Subvictorious.

    • @anormalguy511
      @anormalguy511 2 года назад

      So he... Lost?

  • @wingmanalive
    @wingmanalive 4 года назад +207

    R.I.P. I saw him only once live. It was in Atlantic City during one of his pre HBO shows. He had to memorize his routines and during his first few runs of a new routine he had pages of notes he referred to. It was interesting seeing it live and then months later when he perfected it for tv. He would apologize to the audience because we were his guinea pigs. We didn't care, it was the great George Carlin. Still paid full price for the ticket and it was worth it!

    • @jesuszavala6051
      @jesuszavala6051 4 года назад +4

      wingmanalive you are so god damn lucky bro

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i 4 года назад +4

      I saw him live in '99 and he was doing the same thing, preparing with notes for his next HBO special. He would only refer to them sparingly, though, it's not like he was holding them in his hands.

    • @wingmanalive
      @wingmanalive 4 года назад +7

      @@Machiave11i Well his genius was in his vocabulary and pitch. He had an amazing ability to memorize a lot of material but it took practice. He also used new audiences to try out new material and see what the feedback was. He used that feedback to determine his final routines. He was an absolute pleasure to watch.

    • @jewelfoxgaming873
      @jewelfoxgaming873 4 года назад +1

      My mom said her sister got to watch his show

    • @Dhugo4511
      @Dhugo4511 4 года назад +1

      @Allison Bauch
      Testing 123 weeks I sa

  • @Sikke_Kok
    @Sikke_Kok 4 года назад +552

    0:19 _It's get worse with every generation..._
    Unfortunately he's damn right about that

    • @novatvt8587
      @novatvt8587 3 года назад +7

      Ikr....its unfortunate how accurate this is

    • @kevinstewart4123
      @kevinstewart4123 3 года назад +1

      Peace is the way any and all generations are revitalized by one soul knowing that truth,everything that has life is important

    • @Belforhir
      @Belforhir 3 года назад +29

      @Siad 747 Theyr're not pessimistic, they have hope deficiency :p

    • @thunderocker343
      @thunderocker343 3 года назад +2

      @@Belforhir LMAO I LOVE YOU

    • @mohsenvh3619
      @mohsenvh3619 3 года назад

      @@Belforhir perfect reply doesn't exi...

  • @ryandubyah2345
    @ryandubyah2345 Год назад +38

    Such a comedic genius, we need more Carlin in this world!!

  • @ghostsofwargow2511
    @ghostsofwargow2511 2 года назад +1185

    This guy predicted the future. I’m 24, just discovered him, and love him. He’s hilarious.

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 2 года назад +20

      That's the far left for you. They're based as hell.

    • @thegoodgeneral
      @thegoodgeneral 2 года назад +25

      I would say the stuff that made Carlin say this is very different from why this would resonate with people in your age range. Carlin wasn’t ahead of his time, he was in the right place at the right time.

    • @primordialmeow7249
      @primordialmeow7249 2 года назад +15

      So glad to hear you found Carlin. The OK boomer generation had some pretty good s*it. Try Lenny Bruce as well.

    • @RedDawnReadiness
      @RedDawnReadiness 2 года назад +10

      Carlin was stating this in the time a liberal which had a gigantic difference in its meaning back then. He would clearly be like other comedians today who have become more conversation mainly because the right isn’t so concerned with censoring people’s speech

    • @thegoodgeneral
      @thegoodgeneral 2 года назад +2

      @@RedDawnReadiness agreed.

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 5 лет назад +1553

    Ooh! I’ve got one!
    “Lies” became “alternative facts.”

    • @jamarrogers2985
      @jamarrogers2985 5 лет назад +17

      Exactly

    • @firstthessalonian6889
      @firstthessalonian6889 5 лет назад +5

      Hah talk about about a frekin meme.

    • @firstthessalonian6889
      @firstthessalonian6889 5 лет назад +76

      @michaelatw86 fact is immutable - there is no alternate of a fact, something either is or is not a fact. Alt right is just that, and alternative viewpoint of what it means to be right wing. Facts dont care about alternatives.

    • @RepellentJeff
      @RepellentJeff 5 лет назад +26

      michaelatw86 Yeah, keep telling yourself that, friend.
      You know, I’m honestly surprised it took this long for a reply like this to show up.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 5 лет назад +24

      And “facts” became “debatable opinions”.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +3063

    Not only did he educate and teach us a history lesson, but he did it in such a funny way.

    • @ericboc5656
      @ericboc5656 3 года назад +31

      I see you everywhere

    • @DevAndVic2022
      @DevAndVic2022 3 года назад +5

      @@ericboc5656i know!

    • @Th3BigBoy
      @Th3BigBoy 3 года назад +4

      @@DevAndVic2022 Because there are many of them

    • @helloder9539
      @helloder9539 3 года назад +3

      omfg you're here again

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 3 года назад +4

      We need more people who do it in an unfunny way, but those people get killed too easily by the masses.

  • @lifewater7066
    @lifewater7066 Год назад +37

    His mother must have been a teacher his vocabulary is perfect

    • @truthfulfree
      @truthfulfree Год назад +1

      If you think this was good, check out his “Modern Man” monologue next :)

    • @richardmanning9264
      @richardmanning9264 4 месяца назад +3

      Both his parents were actually

    • @LMR1946
      @LMR1946 4 месяца назад +1

      Being well spoken does help get the message out

    • @LMR1946
      @LMR1946 4 месяца назад +1

      And it does help to read

  • @abdullahbadr899
    @abdullahbadr899 3 года назад +1142

    "we didn't invade u, We freed you from your own people"

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 3 года назад +7

      @Abdullah Badr
      Okay sorry to generalize, but given your name I'm left with the impression you were told that when American soldiers paid your neighborhood a visit.

    • @abdullahbadr899
      @abdullahbadr899 3 года назад +37

      @@DemonicRemption they didn't, they will never be able to.

    • @samaradashwood1491
      @samaradashwood1491 3 года назад +12

      @@DemonicRemption nice from americans to come share with us their gun collection we know how they're fond of that .

    • @geoffbarney5914
      @geoffbarney5914 3 года назад +6

      Allies excuse in ww2

    • @coderdbd
      @coderdbd 3 года назад +14

      "Oh look! the Americans came to give us free bullets, ain't that nice?"

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 5 лет назад +3060

    Carlin wasn't a comedian. He was a 'wisdom-enabled orator.'

    • @danielwalker1207
      @danielwalker1207 5 лет назад +16

      That's a good one, but doesn't foretell any comedic aspect. Orators are assumed to be wise, as it is.

    • @juandeznuts
      @juandeznuts 5 лет назад +52

      How about stand up philosopher?

    • @wanbelstap168
      @wanbelstap168 5 лет назад +6

      Just like Chappelle is now

    • @dougnulton
      @dougnulton 5 лет назад +6

      Darrin Nunyah
      We added a hyphen!

    • @stvbrsn
      @stvbrsn 5 лет назад +2

      Darrin Nunyah yep, and the old way of saying it:
      Poet

  • @claredodd1258
    @claredodd1258 4 года назад +352

    Soft language: "Takes the life out of life " - George Carlin

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 3 года назад +3

      Makes life seem like a game and you know how great video games are ya have lives.. well guess what reality has only one life and you better saver it

  • @laat6503
    @laat6503 6 месяцев назад +85

    "Israeli murderers are called commandos, Arab commandos are called terrorists" has felt especially relevant in the past few months

    • @FreedomJane-bx4um
      @FreedomJane-bx4um 3 месяца назад +7

      Regardless of whether you side on Isreal or Palestine, the spoils of war will be claimed by Anglo-Saxon Protestants.

    • @LCPFrederick
      @LCPFrederick 3 месяца назад +10

      proof that it's been longer than october 7th

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 3 месяца назад +13

      @@LCPFrederick It's been happening since 1948 mate.

    • @Alireza_farhoudi
      @Alireza_farhoudi Месяц назад

      Narrated `Aisha:
      that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)
      alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.

    • @Alireza_farhoudi
      @Alireza_farhoudi Месяц назад

      ​@@nonegone7170Narrated `Aisha:
      that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)
      alahDoNotExistAndIslamIsFalse.

  • @JV-zl1ig
    @JV-zl1ig 5 лет назад +660

    RUclipsr was later changed to "Content Creator"

    • @maximusmax4557
      @maximusmax4557 5 лет назад +70

      Don't forget "influencer!"

    • @Scroteydada
      @Scroteydada 5 лет назад +9

      That'll be useful when we migrate to a superior platform

    • @gravestomper4359
      @gravestomper4359 4 года назад

      @@Scroteydada u need a brain lad

    • @rad1cal300
      @rad1cal300 4 года назад +3

      I hate the term "RUclipsr" anyway so that's that.

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 4 года назад

      @@maximusmax4557 I can't forget, i'll never forget......

  • @svfin
    @svfin 3 года назад +591

    I wasn't fired from my job, I was let go!

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 3 года назад +10

      Yep. At least there's a slight difference between fired and laid off. Fired means it was your fault. Laid off means it wasn't.

    • @taoist32
      @taoist32 3 года назад +3

      @@danielsjohnson Actually, there’s no difference besides getting your money back if you are laid off. Fired, you don’t get a cent.

    • @jackiedavenport1028
      @jackiedavenport1028 3 года назад +7

      I'm not out of work....I'm between jobs!

    • @danielsjohnson
      @danielsjohnson 3 года назад +5

      @@taoist32 then that's still a difference.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 3 года назад +4

      There is also "being laid off".

  • @QRS666
    @QRS666 2 года назад +657

    He was just out of this world. This is just not stand up commedy. It is pure art. Imagine the work memorizing just this short bit and do it so well. Amazing

    • @thescramble4309
      @thescramble4309 2 года назад +8

      i always imagine him in the mirror working out these monologues with animation.

    • @SYCZ
      @SYCZ Год назад +7

      Norm would say “people think Comedians are modern day philosophers… you know who that’s unfair to…? Modern day philosophers.”

    • @conformistbastard9842
      @conformistbastard9842 Год назад

      You don't have to memorize how you really feel about things lol the man wrote books and all that, he'd been doing stand up since the 60's. Of course he could remember his comedy bit, he was one of the best comedians of all time. It is just stand up comedy though, it's already considered an art form even if you suck. Nobody likes shitty comedy so of course you have to be talented to succeed. Not that that applies to anything anymore, but it used to.

    • @NorthernVideos-ev7jv
      @NorthernVideos-ev7jv Год назад

      He may have come billed as a "comedian" but, when one

  • @BenelliAkimbo
    @BenelliAkimbo 8 месяцев назад +56

    he didn't commit suicide he committed "self-deletion".

    • @NameNik223
      @NameNik223 5 месяцев назад +7

      According to RUclips policy, a person can only "unalive himself"

    • @Vsevolodbochkov
      @Vsevolodbochkov 5 месяцев назад +1

      According to RUclips policy, cancer is too scary to talk about. I literally saw a guy censoring "damn" because apparently it turns kids into gangsters

    • @issabeganovic8822
      @issabeganovic8822 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Vsevolodbochkov
      What's the chances his son is one of those broccoli-hair influencers who worships dubstep mumble-rap, and tacky expensive clothes like he's the prince of Abu Dhabi?
      Sociopathy and "pranks" included.

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 6 лет назад +3672

    Oh, George.. You had no idea how much worse it would get..

    • @christinepickering9896
      @christinepickering9896 6 лет назад +72

      Maybe he did and that's why he left us.

    • @Dusijejdjjd
      @Dusijejdjjd 6 лет назад +28

      @@christinepickering9896 orrrr... he got old? Wild one huh. Unthinkable.

    • @aspieri
      @aspieri 6 лет назад +75

      No.. he expired like a magazine subscription. lol

    • @crisp-rx7ci
      @crisp-rx7ci 6 лет назад +51

      He kicked the bucket, but he will live forever. Unless RUclips bans his vids..

    • @keananocarroll5112
      @keananocarroll5112 6 лет назад +9

      Nah, of course he did.

  • @navibangia4622
    @navibangia4622 4 года назад +192

    If only there was a Nobel Prize for Standup comedy, this man would have been the first, unanimous recipient.

    • @berzek3352
      @berzek3352 4 года назад +3

      no he wont, he's telling people of government's bs and nobel prize is just that .

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 3 года назад +3

      And now they would hand it out to Amy Schumer for queef jokes, bc she's a woman in a man's field.

    • @hjj9269
      @hjj9269 3 года назад

      @@Dominian1 That sorry excuse for a comedian makes me want to rip my ears and eyes out.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 3 года назад

      He was inducted into the hall of fame for comedians

    • @oscar7651
      @oscar7651 3 года назад

      He's way more than just stand up comedy.
      He's a true visionary who revealed the truth.

  • @JohnGramer06
    @JohnGramer06 2 года назад +553

    “I betcha if we’d still be calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans woulda got the attention they DESERVED” that hits hard af

    • @dtanaka869-d
      @dtanaka869-d 2 года назад +8

      Just reached that part, it really does

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Год назад +14

      Thats the gov't for ya- - downplaying the seriousness of an issue (such as healthcare for veterans) so they dont have to take responsibility

    • @Conici_AU
      @Conici_AU Год назад +6

      As if WW1 veterans got any sort of adequate support…

    • @daimhinaubrey3194
      @daimhinaubrey3194 Год назад +7

      @@Conici_AU that, and also PTSD is a serious diagnosis and has way more treatment options nowadays than back when they called it “shell shock”. additionally, it’s been discovered that it’s not only soldiers that can get PTSD, including C-PTSD. hence the renaming.
      now, more people can get help for that, not just veterans. isn’t that wonderful?

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Год назад +2

      The fact that most Americans don't even know or refused to admit that the Australians were there before you and training the Americans and suffered all the medical issues you did is what I find disturbing, but we've been written out of history

  • @SHANIA59
    @SHANIA59 6 месяцев назад +6

    He is so smart! He really got in right on every subject! Too bad he is gone! We need him now more than ever!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mjs3764
    @mjs3764 4 года назад +357

    3:56 "Now, the economically disadvantaged occupy sub-standard housing in the inner cities." 😂

    • @petermaclauren2788
      @petermaclauren2788 4 года назад +12

      "And they're broke!"

    • @bauscianerazzurro2906
      @bauscianerazzurro2906 4 года назад +14

      @@petermaclauren2788 They don't have a "negative cash flow position"..THEY'RE FUCKING BROKE!!

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 4 года назад +3

      It's okay, though, because Joe Biden says poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 4 года назад +3

      I resided in substandard housing with a negative cash flow position until I diversified my portfolio and procured capital with undeclared alternative pharmaceuticals purchased by my fellow community members.

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 4 года назад

      @@thagodwecreate5179 Were they scheduled pharmaceuticals?

  • @cmupensfan
    @cmupensfan 5 лет назад +397

    20 years ahead of his time, and yet always on the pulse of society. The best of all time

    • @aaroncohenour559
      @aaroncohenour559 5 лет назад +6

      Should've been Into politics, would have made Congress interesting

    • @greyfox37
      @greyfox37 5 лет назад +1

      Go Irish

    • @markswaggerty4958
      @markswaggerty4958 5 лет назад +3

      He’s timeless lol

    • @squirlmy
      @squirlmy 5 лет назад +3

      You think only 20 years ahead? This video is from 1990. Carlin was doing comedy in the 60s. I'd say 50 years ahead.

    • @lillyanneserrelio2187
      @lillyanneserrelio2187 5 лет назад

      @@aaroncohenour559 He'd make an awesome president. His lost faith and hatred of humanity is evident enough that if he had to sit down with another warring country and threatened to use USA's Nukes, they'd see how jaded he truly is and believe him, and hopefully then back down so George wouldnt have to make it boom boom time.

  • @Logan753-g1v
    @Logan753-g1v 4 года назад +1718

    The government doesn’t lie. It creates “alternative facts”.
    Edit: self isolation became “quarantine”

    • @dustinminor6479
      @dustinminor6479 4 года назад +4

      @titlewave facts no longer matter those folks it's only belief.

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 4 года назад +10

      @titlewave - No.
      Lowest black unemployment rate in history
      Lowest Latino unemployment rate in history
      Lowest female unemployment rate in 71 years
      Lowest overall unemployment rate 50 years
      Lowest unemployment rate for people without a high school diploma in history
      Lower overall unemployment rate than any previous Presidential administration
      Lowest poverty rate in 19 years
      7 million new jobs created
      Longest period of economic growth in history
      Highest consumer confidence in 18 years
      90% of citizens happy with their personal lives
      Climbing GDP
      Median household income highest in history
      Highest stock market in history
      Executive Order Improving Medicare
      Drug costs lowering for first time in 50 years
      Healed the ecosystem in Florida's Everglades
      Got the US out of TPP
      Got the US out of PCA
      USA is nowLargest exporter of energy
      Energy independent for the first time in 75 years
      Freed 23 hostages from foreign prisons.
      Destroyed ISIS' Middle Eastern Caliphate
      Withdrew from the Iran Nuclear Payment Deal
      Renegotiated NAFTA for America's benefit
      Demanding (and getting) other countries to pay their fair share for America's contribution to their national defense
      Denuclearization of North Korea as verified by inspections
      Permanent ceasefire in Syria
      50 billion agricultural deal with China
      V.A. reform
      Prison reform
      The Right To Pray
      Executive Order Protecting Free Speech On College Campuses
      Public Charge Immigration Rule
      Pay raises for our troops
      Canceling disabled veterans student debt
      First sitting American President to set foot in North Korea
      Released JFK files
      Released MLK files
      Released Roswell files
      SPACE FORCE
      THE WALL

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 4 года назад +2

      @Kurt - Yep. I usually note that "This is an abbreviated list." What have other Presidents been doing with their time?

    • @sirkayda7205
      @sirkayda7205 4 года назад +2

      @Mass acher - The citizens who are all directly affected by what the government does.

    • @Alex-wi1mx
      @Alex-wi1mx 4 года назад +5

      @@sirkayda7205
      FDR was saving America from the Great Depression, creating social security, as well as several other programs, and fighting the Germans, Italians, and Japanese in WW2.

  • @bigmyke2008
    @bigmyke2008 Год назад +20

    If only George was around this last decade, he’d have more material than he’d know what to do with

  • @halo-yt5mu
    @halo-yt5mu 5 лет назад +493

    I’m not “short” I’m “vertically challenged.”

    • @adramalech3385
      @adramalech3385 5 лет назад +13

      I'm not retarded, I'm mentally challenged.

    • @1977crabb
      @1977crabb 5 лет назад +2

      No you're compact

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 4 года назад

      because now, we can't say the "M" word anymore; "little person," yes, but not "dwarf" or "elf." (at 5' 1", I get neck strains to look up at people because I don't have any yellow page phone books handy; not fun: Tony Cox, Peter Dinklage, Spudd Web, Brad Williams, Mugsy Bogues, the late Bushwick Bill (Geto Boys), Verne "Mini Me" Troyer, the late Herve "Tattoo" Villechaize, the late Hank or Beetlejuice (both are from the old Howard Stern Show). )

    • @dicelusrayan9420
      @dicelusrayan9420 4 года назад

      😂

  • @vincentlussier8264
    @vincentlussier8264 2 года назад +414

    No comedian has the same psychology in his show like Carlin. He's the only one who always has new material and covers any social issue. But he's down to earth and common sense in the most funny and sarcastic way!

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Год назад

      You need to watch a few Australian comedians absolutely no political correctness

    • @magnificentmuttley154
      @magnificentmuttley154 Год назад

      Donald Trump would have a contract on him for the humiliation & ostracism George would be causing him. It would be comparable to an infant drowning from being force-fed the contents of a supertanker...
      It takes a fox to outfox a fox; no one puts down a New Yorker like another native New Yorker. And not just any New Yorker. George strikes me as guttural inner-city Bronx. Likewise it's gratifying just to see the cast of SNL cutting Trump down to size (More New Yorkers roasting one of their own) 😂😂😂
      I can't help but realize the relief George W. Bush & Dick Cheney must've experienced when Robin Williams died... In the name of corruption, criminalized but legalized & normalized capitalism- - now the truest of American traditions- - the media has completely sold out to our lovely political system. Now that Ted Koppel, Mike Wallace, Morley Safer, Ed Bradley, Dan Rather, & numerous other unsung heroes are gone, investigative journalism, as the ultimate policeman of the government & the public's last line of defense, no longer exists. So now the entire political community & their true rich & powerful masters have exactly what they wanted all along: to do whatever they want whenever they want, no matter how felonious or murderous, & with no fear of punishment whatsoever. Not from the police, nor from the courts, nor from prison. Not even the certainty of public exposure!
      Now that the Press have abandoned the job, now we don't even have one maverick comedian left to hasten a political attack & open people's eyes to the truth when it is needed the most... And that is the final blow for me. I love my country: the lands, the wilderness, mountain country, & esp our people. But I'm finally leaving, before things really break apart at the seams, 'cause I don't see anyone or anything that's going to protects us- - the common people- - from the heartless tyrannical rich & powerful 1% anymore. There's nothing left in the law to stop them; no one left in law enforcement to stop them; nor are there enough lawyers that will stop them
      As far as I'm concerned, all that's left now is for civil war to take place. So now it's only a matter of time before the war that has been raging all along in the ghettos of East LA, of Chicago, & of New York city is going to engulf our entire nation. A war that's been raging btw impoverished blacks & racist police; a war that's been raging btw the rich & powerful & all of America's poor, regardless of color. The only safe place left for me is the Arctic Circle 😪😪

    • @barbarawitt9581
      @barbarawitt9581 Год назад +1

      The truth is funny 🤣

    • @spartanx169x
      @spartanx169x Год назад +5

      A lot of Dave Chapell's comedy is very similar. They both observe(ed) dumb stuff in society and then can articulate the stupidity of it. Everybody sees the same dumb stuff and that is why the comedy is so funny because people can relate to it.

    • @James-kv6kb
      @James-kv6kb Год назад +1

      @@spartanx169x it is a good recipe for good comedy it's being used for a thousand years

  • @heyguysmaxhere4512
    @heyguysmaxhere4512 3 года назад +1716

    This isn't even stand-up comedy, he's just speaking the truth.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 3 года назад +49

      There is a saying, "It is funny because it is true."

    • @Ben-qu8pn
      @Ben-qu8pn 3 года назад +9

      AKA hate speech to Democrats.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 года назад +40

      @@Ben-qu8pn you realize Carlin was far more left leaning than right, right? Please tell me you know that.
      Also I find it interesting that someone who’s clearly a far of Carlin’s standup, the jokes made by someone explicitly saying politicians mean nothing, decided to make a random comment unrelated to politics about left vs right.

    • @biguglyduck540
      @biguglyduck540 3 года назад +1

      That was George.

    • @TheAnswerToIs-uk5fq
      @TheAnswerToIs-uk5fq 3 года назад +10

      @@Ismael-kc3ry he may have been more on the left side of politics but look at today’s world and tell me George Carlin wasn’t light years ahead of his time. Look at how everyone gets offended by words today. they try to change them to try and change the meaning of them and if you disagree with it you are automatically labeled a racist

  • @danielpatache8843
    @danielpatache8843 Месяц назад

    One of the best bits of stand up ever recorded, I always have to listen to this at least once a year, pure brilliance!

  • @lebarthenotorious
    @lebarthenotorious 4 года назад +299

    This man was immensely ahead of his time and died way too young, thank you for instilling 60 years of wisdom into my 22 year old mind george carlin 🐐

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +762

    Euphemisms had to be invented because some people couldn't handle the truth about themselves.

    • @VOD713
      @VOD713 4 года назад +9

      daniel280456 very true 💯

    • @darrentylor5473
      @darrentylor5473 4 года назад +28

      This is what they meant when they said,
      " I want the truth"
      "You can't handle the truth!"

    • @jenniferyoung8665
      @jenniferyoung8665 4 года назад +5

      Ultra overly sensitive peeps

    • @jasonvoorhees1316
      @jasonvoorhees1316 4 года назад +8

      Some people can't handle telling ugly truths

    • @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248
      @ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1248 4 года назад +8

      Exactly, as an autistic I'd rather be called mentally disabled, no matter how "high functioning" I may be

  • @AceW.Kermitcat
    @AceW.Kermitcat 4 года назад +316

    Reminder: this man narrated Thomas the Tank Engine back in the mid 80’s and early 90’s

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 года назад +6

      Wait what?! First ringo Starr and now George Carlin

    • @AceW.Kermitcat
      @AceW.Kermitcat 4 года назад +11

      Omega157 yup, Alec Baldwin narrated too, but (as you probably would expect) he sucked at it.

    • @ucitymetalhead
      @ucitymetalhead 4 года назад +1

      He showed up on mad tv in a parody of thomas the tank engine as well.

    • @cadencurtis6784
      @cadencurtis6784 4 года назад +3

      That's probably what broke him

    • @jacobbigaj6168
      @jacobbigaj6168 4 года назад +2

      @@AceW.Kermitcat Baldwin was a bit of a mixed bag. Season 5 he was great. In Season 6, it was clear he was only doing it for the paycheck.

  • @Usagi393
    @Usagi393 4 года назад +213

    No joke, I have a friend who’s job title went from being a consultant to a “licensed program expert.” I immediately thought of Carlin

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 3 года назад +14

      Wth?! Consultant fits much better! What's next psychologists are gonna become brain supporters?

    • @Usagi393
      @Usagi393 3 года назад +6

      @@braintwo3398 Yeah, it was really stupid. He hates writing it as his job title now. If I had met him today, and he told me he was a “licensed program expert,” I would have no freaking clue what he does for a living

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 3 года назад +6

      @@Usagi393 the only guess is he must be a great programmer. Maybe he can program some sense to get rid of these soft words. I still say he's a consultant they're very helpful

  • @donniedarko1345
    @donniedarko1345 6 лет назад +787

    This guy was a philosopher, comedy was secondary.

  • @1Up2Late
    @1Up2Late 5 лет назад +2316

    EA doesn’t have “Loot Boxes”
    They’re “Surprise Mechanics”

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 5 лет назад +23

      Lmao

    • @Speedd701
      @Speedd701 5 лет назад +44

      Legitimately what they named it, for people outside the loop.

    • @manuelaliaga8049
      @manuelaliaga8049 5 лет назад +8

      I was looking for this comment.

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @morpheus_9
      @morpheus_9 5 лет назад +15

      Its fucking gambling

  • @kendanzan8088
    @kendanzan8088 Год назад +2

    such a brilliant mind he had. not always bright and sunny but truthful with himself always

  • @ЖгуВинтернетах-е8й
    @ЖгуВинтернетах-е8й 5 лет назад +290

    This is the best way of learning english no doubt.

    • @vorshack8968
      @vorshack8968 5 лет назад +2

      Well, this and the show Deadwood :)

    • @Oliveira-mh9fb
      @Oliveira-mh9fb 5 лет назад

      Yeah, I'm learning english and I agree with you.

    • @mn9370
      @mn9370 5 лет назад

      @@Oliveira-mh9fb Привет

    • @Lethargyca
      @Lethargyca 5 лет назад +2

      I thought the same! you can clearly hear everything he is saying

  • @yashprayag7751
    @yashprayag7751 5 лет назад +389

    "The CIA doesnt kill anymore, they neutralise, they depopulate the area" 😂😂🔥
    This is good man

    • @CephlonMayngrum
      @CephlonMayngrum 5 лет назад +4

      its less human, more robotic language

    • @azraelsgrave
      @azraelsgrave 5 лет назад +10

      The new phrase is 'The CIA does not kill anyone, they relocate your conciousness'.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 5 лет назад +8

      Sacred Sun “The CIA doesn’t kill people, they just ship your spirit to another realm.”

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 5 лет назад +3

      The military actually uses terms like that. We didn't "kill people and destroy their stuff." We "neutralised personnel and serviced targets."
      On the ground, we had more colorful and accurate terms. In place of those euphemisms, we "smoked that fucker and destroyed his shit."

    • @boblozaintherealworld3577
      @boblozaintherealworld3577 5 лет назад +3

      what do 'freedom fighters' fight?

  • @carlosjoelgarcia3200
    @carlosjoelgarcia3200 4 года назад +162

    6:25 --- "These poor people have been convinced that "If you change the name of the condition, you will change the condition", how "Spot On"!!! How applicable to our current society in more ways than one!!!!

    • @SapioiT
      @SapioiT 4 года назад +2

      @OAT351 That's when the world started turning into *manure-based fertilizers production facility* (a.k.a. sheet).

  • @davide724
    @davide724 5 месяцев назад +9

    I'm not "going bald." I'm experiencing a "receding hairline."

    • @Spencer13_
      @Spencer13_ 3 месяца назад +1

      You may be going bald, but you’re still a handsome lad, David E.

    • @davide724
      @davide724 3 месяца назад

      @@Spencer13_ Thank you for the compliment.

  • @AaqibMlkYT
    @AaqibMlkYT 6 лет назад +1996

    George is a social philosopher of our times. 500 years from now we gonna have a temple in his name.

    • @Hekkle01
      @Hekkle01 5 лет назад +49

      Why wait? Let's build the damn temple ourselves!

    • @IAmTHEGoD0fHELLFIRE
      @IAmTHEGoD0fHELLFIRE 5 лет назад +63

      Have you listened to anything he has ever said? A Temple for Carlin. He's turning in his grave.

    • @lexleon
      @lexleon 5 лет назад +14

      IAmTHEGoD0fHELLFIRE think they ment dildo, soft language

    • @Cwgrlup
      @Cwgrlup 5 лет назад +7

      Way ahead of his time- sure do miss him

    • @Stevesrssrssrs
      @Stevesrssrssrs 5 лет назад +8

      The Prophet at work!

  • @cpt.flippybirds9015
    @cpt.flippybirds9015 6 лет назад +483

    George wasn't a comedian.
    He was a chuckle enhancer!

  • @pepsyboo
    @pepsyboo 3 года назад +560

    one thing I wanna point out - disabled people mostly hate "differently abled." We didn't come up with that shit, ables did. We're fucken disabled, that's a neutral term. Ableds just get so uncomfortable seeing disabled people that they feel the need to call us "differently-abled" or "handi-capable," but the issue with that is that you have to see us as less then in order to feel the need to give us a name that you think will make us feel "just as good as everyone else" about ourselves. I feel fine? I don't need special labels to like myself. What's my different-ability? The ability to have my joints sublux if I lie down on my back? The ability to... fall over & get more injured than an abled would? The ability to look pregnant when I'm not due to bloating? I'm disabled. I'm fine with that. I don't feel the need to do the things my disability disallows me to do. If you call me differently-abled, I take it as a virtue-signal.

    • @petergoldstein5455
      @petergoldstein5455 3 года назад +11

      Today in Germany (not 10 years ago these people did), they say "You can reach EVERY Goal, u want" to an - ALSO VIEWABLE - handicaped person. (If not, it´s your responsibility, wish) And to Persons with undiscribeable Pain, like in Paris with the Terror Attack to the surviving Friends and Husbands/Wifes: "I HAVE THE SAME PAIN AS U"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Unbelieveable...the Narcissism is not killable, but also not to get under controll, like Laws would do.
      Sorry, but with 51 I have to say...the humans are fucked up, cause they fuck all up, they are able to.
      The only species, who knows Love????? Which is selfless????
      WHAT??????? WWHHAATT????

    • @random4114
      @random4114 3 года назад +48

      Same thing happened with latinx. We Latinos hate that fucking word. It was invited for white people to use. God i hate latinx

    • @pepsyboo
      @pepsyboo 3 года назад +3

      @@random4114 I recently saw some discourse about this on tiktok!

    • @allankirk3412
      @allankirk3412 3 года назад +19

      @@pepsyboo You are being EXTRMELY generous to call anything spoken about on TIKTOK to be an actual discourse.

    • @pepsyboo
      @pepsyboo 3 года назад +3

      @@allankirk3412 ok 💖 I mean, people who exist in real life also exist online, so. Maybe you’re on a bad side of TT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman Год назад +24

    *Soft Language is the worst thing we invented*
    *George Carlin is a forever legend*
    I feel like even if it had still been called shell shock Vietnam vets would still be ignored and that’s incredibly tragic.

    • @presde34
      @presde34 6 месяцев назад +2

      We like to lie to ourselves that is why we have the soft language.
      Wait never mind that was too direct.
      We like to participate in the escape of reality for our own mental well being and that why we have developed a mode of communication that is digestable for the faint of heart.

  • @sidneygreenglass106
    @sidneygreenglass106 5 лет назад +187

    A close call became a"'near miss". That one gets me. R.I.P. George.

    • @jessebudelman
      @jessebudelman 5 лет назад +1

      sidney greenglass had one of those at work. 🤣😂😅

    • @shrinivasaprabhu8931
      @shrinivasaprabhu8931 5 лет назад +3

      You mean , a NEAR HIT?!

    • @sidneygreenglass106
      @sidneygreenglass106 5 лет назад +1

      @@shrinivasaprabhu8931 Good One!

    • @christiangasior4244
      @christiangasior4244 5 лет назад

      That’s actually been around for a long time and grammatically I just do not understand it at all. It nearly missed you? Thank god it didn’t hit. No. It nearly aka almost hit you. Is a near-death experience a “near-life experience” also? Yeah. That one pisses me off.

    • @SadButter
      @SadButter 5 лет назад

      "Look, they nearly missed!"
      "YEAH, BUT NOT QUITE!"

  • @jcutey
    @jcutey 3 года назад +889

    I am an English teacher. Mr. Carlin was poetically powerful. Brilliant but underrated. Even the crowd became quiet at the critique of Israel.

    • @fadya.3660
      @fadya.3660 2 года назад

      Yeah, society is still like that. Think about how far apart the left and right are, hardly agree about anything. The one major exception is that America should be aiding Israel in its terrorist endeavors.

    • @willard2729
      @willard2729 2 года назад

      He tips his hand as a liberal zealot when he draws moral equivalencies between Israel and the terrorists who target it

    • @99.9percent9
      @99.9percent9 2 года назад +44

      If crime fighters fight crime, fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight???
      Carlin was a LEGEND!!!!

    • @dariusg.4282
      @dariusg.4282 2 года назад +58

      He is not underrated. He is one of the most legendary stand-up comedians of all time

    • @DrWhom
      @DrWhom 2 года назад +4

      Complete sentences, teach!

  • @soniclehoo
    @soniclehoo 3 года назад +215

    the more i watch him, the more i realize that he was not a stand up comedian (he rarely laugh in his shows) but he was on a mission, he was REAL LIFE COACH

    • @petergoldstein5455
      @petergoldstein5455 3 года назад

      Interesting, which - and how often - views and understandingshe shares with Noam Chomsky. Noam Chomsky is such a deep looking intellectuel person, worrking with Elsberg and Woodward and...read him, if u don´t know him. It often sounds brutal, what Carlin says. Blown up, Show....but it isn´t. He is a Humankind understanding Person. That´s the Reasen why he sometimes hurts so much. Too true...
      (here in German compareable, but without Supercarrier, u understand? That´s why Merkel WANTED A SUPERCARRIER!! GERMANY an Aircraft-Carrier!!!
      But she is so...quiet. That PROOFS a peacxefull Character and Intentions....
      I live with Monkeys full of hate....

    • @mikebradshaw6484
      @mikebradshaw6484 2 года назад +1

      I'm sure he'd love being referred as being a LIFE COACH.

    • @balderharbo1666
      @balderharbo1666 2 года назад

      @UrBoiEthan that is your opinion and I respect that.
      But to me, your life has as much meaning as you give it.
      You can have a life that's meaningless on the bigger scale where you never accomplish anything grand and still feel that your life has meaning.
      Some people my self included find meaning in doing things that make them happy, even if they are "meaningless".
      But to use a quote a great speaker used at the end of every speach that i dont remember the name of.
      "But what do i know?"

    • @rcdarkangel
      @rcdarkangel 2 года назад

      @UrBoiEthan Lol what a dumb take from an edgy teen.

  • @mdelaubergine8930
    @mdelaubergine8930 3 месяца назад +1

    Nine minutes of straight-up brilliance. Many great comics. But only one George Carlin.

  • @alara4006
    @alara4006 2 года назад +140

    0:50 “two syllables, shell shock. *Almost sounds like the guns themselves*” of course his punchlines and commentary is great, but I love his poetic writing and descriptions too.

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 2 года назад +5

      "Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder" Still eight syllables, but we added a hyphen!

  • @nmezero7762
    @nmezero7762 2 года назад +307

    I grew up listening to George. I'm 46 and just now realized he's like a angry-man's Robin Williams. Both were national, if not global treasures. We miss you both so much.

    • @Andreseme23
      @Andreseme23 2 года назад +18

      Global, both of them. Believe me, I live nearly half a planet away from the U.S.
      They should be declared World Heritage or something.

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz Год назад +1

      I agree, but "you" doesn't work with dead people. They can't hear you.

    • @spartanx169x
      @spartanx169x Год назад +2

      @@wrathofainz You don't know that with 100% certainty. Just sayin.

    • @GreyOatmeal
      @GreyOatmeal Год назад +4

      Sure but they were both also bread and circus performers for us impotent anger havers who love to hear the truth and do little with it.

    • @DafifthStupibiot
      @DafifthStupibiot Год назад

      ​@@wrathofainzalright "smart" ass