#6 Extreme Human Behavior

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @ayokay123
    @ayokay123 5 лет назад +733

    The greatest truth teller and observational humorist combination ever.

    • @navdeepkumar5085
      @navdeepkumar5085 Год назад +7

      Truth teller, not so much, a great comedian though. Most observations in this video were factually incorrect. However Great for laughs.

    • @ayokay123
      @ayokay123 Год назад +18

      @@navdeepkumar5085 Not sure how old you are, but it'll be interesting to see how many upvotes you get compared to mine.

    • @navdeepkumar5085
      @navdeepkumar5085 Год назад +8

      @@ayokay123 when did upvotes start deciding facts!!

    • @ayokay123
      @ayokay123 Год назад +13

      @@navdeepkumar5085 The moment you chose to dispute them.

    • @stackit303
      @stackit303 Год назад +6

      @@navdeepkumar5085 What parts are factually incorrect?

  • @richardmurphy479
    @richardmurphy479 Год назад +288

    Carlin was unparalleled with a unique ability to call out humanity for what we really are. His observations are truly timeless.

    • @exodus6996
      @exodus6996 Год назад +13

      i genuinely never seen a comedian keep an audience entertained while being as political or preachy as him, he truly mastered an art nobody has even came close to

    • @jerushamaxwell281
      @jerushamaxwell281 4 месяца назад

      On this subject, GC is absolutely right!

    • @nostalgicdragonballtv3032
      @nostalgicdragonballtv3032 4 месяца назад +2

      @@exodus6996I love stand up comedy, it’s my biggest passion and you’re correct, the only person I’ve seen captivate an audience and completely hold their attention like George has, is Dave Chapelle.

    • @lauraforconi9111
      @lauraforconi9111 2 месяца назад +1

      @@exodus6996 Absolutely!

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 лет назад +1229

    "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show.
    If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

    • @Research0digo
      @Research0digo 5 лет назад +4

      Hi Liberty - awesome YT name. Which monologue was that from, please? Thanks.

    • @Nouta1
      @Nouta1 5 лет назад +39

      They call it the American dream; cuz you have to be asleep to believe it- George Carlin

    • @snelgrave101
      @snelgrave101 Год назад

      How true he was with that 👍 look at America just now, proper freakshow

    • @nancyhanson9661
      @nancyhanson9661 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @robertfrank3560
      @robertfrank3560 Год назад +2

      True

  • @flovv4580
    @flovv4580 Год назад +243

    "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."
    - George Carlin

    • @jexelbur6872
      @jexelbur6872 9 месяцев назад +8

      As a disappointed realist, I agree.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад

      he's lucky that he was born in a time that has already seen the idealism of those who contributed to the expansion of our species and our technology

    • @ROARROARROAR-w7x
      @ROARROARROAR-w7x 2 месяца назад

      Truth. So raw. So real. So true.

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian Месяц назад

      As a nihilist. I don't agree

  • @robertgage2785
    @robertgage2785 6 лет назад +681

    I cant believe the mind of this guy. he can put more words together than any one ive ever heard. What a QUICK mind.Truly amazing.

    • @ivyvines6708
      @ivyvines6708 6 лет назад +16

      Robert he was the best. He knew what was happening.

    • @ToyokaX
      @ToyokaX 6 лет назад +9

      Yea, he was quite the man. He knew for at least 30 or so years where the west was headed.

    • @vladdydaddy185
      @vladdydaddy185 6 лет назад +7

      If you think he has a quick mind you should type in christopher hitchens on youtube.

    • @loafersheffield
      @loafersheffield 6 лет назад +2

      +Kill Maister... I have three heroes Carlin, C Hitchens and Lemmy....
      and they're all dead!

    • @honesty1234
      @honesty1234 6 лет назад +1

      Robert Gage you are not slow yo

  • @mrrandyleighton
    @mrrandyleighton 6 лет назад +512

    George Carlin was a genius. He will be missed.

    • @cityofchamps66
      @cityofchamps66 5 лет назад +19

      IS being missed

    • @thegreath.sapiensapien6907
      @thegreath.sapiensapien6907 5 лет назад +11

      THE whole world miss him, real humanity spirit

    • @teddyt1964
      @teddyt1964 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely 100%

    • @aerondight6538
      @aerondight6538 5 лет назад +7

      He died more than 10 years ago and you’re seemingly acting as he died yesterday.

    • @mohammedmayet8228
      @mohammedmayet8228 5 лет назад +3

      His message is pertinent today .I think I saw a message that said a philosopher masquerading a comic very true. Rip

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 Год назад +66

    He sure paints a miserable picture of the human condition.I love him👍

  • @robertwright1410
    @robertwright1410 Год назад +93

    "Chances are their wearing a different type of hat. Keep an eye on that it might be important" 😂😂😂

    • @brendasmart553
      @brendasmart553 5 месяцев назад +1

      Sadly, he covered much about the Zionist Movement in all these behaviors. And, they wear tiny hats as a mask merely claiming to be religious to be mass killers for property theft! Following the Ten Commandments any of them, nope! Save Palestinians & their hats!🍀☯️🎯☮️🍀

    • @DjTheDon614
      @DjTheDon614 3 месяца назад +8

      Trumpers

    • @MadMax-de5uh
      @MadMax-de5uh 2 месяца назад +5

      I swear he saw the future or something

    • @eksquisite
      @eksquisite 19 дней назад

      j

  • @Tyrfingr
    @Tyrfingr 5 лет назад +91

    "Try to live together peacefully... BAM!"
    Made me think of Bill hicks who said exactly the same thing 30 years ago

    • @AlystrZelland
      @AlystrZelland Год назад +13

      "Shut him up! We got a lot invested in this ride!"

  • @coolvid
    @coolvid 6 лет назад +86

    As a child I couldn’t understand his humor and never thought he had any talent, now being 45, I think he was brilliant and I wish he was still here. Imagine having him as your grandpa, so awesome.

  • @dylantribbey7636
    @dylantribbey7636 6 лет назад +32

    Every time I get comfortable with life I watch his videos

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 Год назад +57

    I can't even laugh because of how true this is! R.I.P George.

    • @paulmazzola398
      @paulmazzola398 Год назад +1

      George was spot on. Everything he said applies today.

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian Месяц назад

      ​@@paulmazzola398 this is the only time he got something wrong.
      River otters will...grape...baby penguins till they cease then continue for up to a week after.
      Many animals have been seen doing this...

  • @domais68
    @domais68 6 лет назад +310

    The comment below nailed it. Carlin was, among many other things, a bone fide "street" philosopher. (the best kind!) He offered all people a way to look at life through the brilliance of his thought. I like philosophy, my father is a philosophy professor (and I love him) but I struggle to like philosophers. Most make life feel like a disciple and only bullshit to their intellectually snobby colleagues from ivory tower to ivory tower. Life is freaking hard as hell. It's complicated beyond all measure. BUT....a lot of it is a big fucking joke. (no offense...I'm more of a joke than anyone!) I had the pleasure of meeting Carlin in a small, empty West LA bookstore. It was a bold move for me to approach him. I was 21 or 22 and figured there was a chance he'd embarrass and reject me. He didn't at all but he was far from offering a cheesy smile and autograph. He put me to the test. When I thanked him for his work, he noted his appreciation but firmly asked, "why thanks." I quickly explained my Uncle died from a particularly painful and debilitating from of cancer. In his last year, all he asked for was tapes/recordings/anything re: George Carlin. There was mostly crying in the last year of my Uncle's life and Carlin brought in the only laughs. He comforted a debilitated sick man looking at an early death. As I sped through my story, Carlin started to lighten up and then started to cry. He gave me an autograph and thanked me on paper for "one of the greatest compliments of my life." I could tell he didn't feel comfortable crying because he turned his head and tried to hide himself. He was observant enough to realize I was young and broke. I wore two different shoes for a year because I couldn't find any combo at the thrift store big enough to fit size 14 feet. After the autograph, I started to walk aways and he grabbed my arm. Then, to my confusion, he opened his wallet and gave me $100. I told him I didn't want money and couldn't/wouldn't take it. In his brilliance, he said, "pretend you're a Mormon and this donation is to leave me the fuck alone." I laughed and he pushed the money in my shirt pocket. I needed it and I know he could spare it. I think Carlin had a drug problem because he couldn't stand to look at life sober. I get it!! If you're a caring celeb, you'll get money and fame but you also view a unique dark side of life. I can only imagine a common guy telling me that I helped his dying Uncle and distraught family through the final year of cancer. I'd fucking fall into pieces. Rest in peace, Mr. Carlin!

    • @freedomspromise8519
      @freedomspromise8519 6 лет назад +18

      james lachs Good Old George was a Stand Up Philosopher, otherwise known as a Bullshit Artist.
      I miss his humor and common sense.
      Very intelligent human being.

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 5 лет назад +6

      The comment below always changes... genius.

    • @voicevamp
      @voicevamp 5 лет назад +8

      You totally nailed him. A creative genius of the highest level. I miss his insight & wry wit. You were truly blessed to have met him.

    • @b.bailey8244
      @b.bailey8244 5 лет назад +4

      thank you; this is a beautiful story. every artist hopes to touch his/her audience and have it be meaningful and real. you gave him a kindness and the best gift by telling him that - and he could then be real with you and share his kindness with you.

    • @pablodragonissjaguar8326
      @pablodragonissjaguar8326 5 лет назад +4

      Think I always knew he'd be that kind real human being . Bless his light

  • @jockelocopajdoman
    @jockelocopajdoman 8 лет назад +456

    "semi-civilized beasts". its so true it makes me sad and frightned in the same time

    • @TheOwlMan8850
      @TheOwlMan8850 6 лет назад +1

      Jo Cke Like cats

    • @daddyrabbit4444
      @daddyrabbit4444 6 лет назад +3

      tesla is probaly #1 on that list

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 5 лет назад +1

      @Phi6er And which do you think you are?

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 5 лет назад +2

      @Phi6er No, it's not that obvious to me. Some of the brightest people aren't well-spoken. How could I tell from a simple RUclips comment? If anything, I'd assume you aren't. But you might be. There's no way of knowing. If you think you are, run with it; you just might end up making a difference out there

    • @42Mrgreenman
      @42Mrgreenman 5 лет назад +1

      Always reminds me of two quotes:
      "The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh." ~Silent Hill
      "...We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open...Fear the old blood." ~Bloodborne

  • @ErvCGotti81
    @ErvCGotti81 Год назад +19

    I Love him for his unique ability to put us in our place. Much respect and rest in peace.

  • @somethingclever4563
    @somethingclever4563 5 лет назад +30

    His "okay?!" after punchlines is so hilarious to me

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 лет назад +157

    "Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli Год назад +1

      How right he was.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад

      @@shriharihudli he was right based on what? what is a "failed" mutation in terms of the behavior of the species if it includes the most successful species?

    • @coffeexmachina4376
      @coffeexmachina4376 2 месяца назад +2

      @@tonyisnotdead the point of this conversation has gone over your head mate...

  • @jacobbyrd8737
    @jacobbyrd8737 Год назад +27

    I could listen to this guy talk for hours

  • @skbennett5761
    @skbennett5761 5 лет назад +39

    A man ahead of his time. I think he was trying to tell us something.

    • @martinbisschoff988
      @martinbisschoff988 Год назад

      @SK Bennett. One of the wisest things he uttered for me was the "illusion of democracy....and the futility of VOTING." He called the scam "just the other side....of the SAME coin." Absolutely correct. We are experiencing it now....worldwide.

  • @simplefolk8991
    @simplefolk8991 5 лет назад +50

    Great quote about human behavior. 6:44
    "Then we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say hello."

    • @deanblaze-h5e
      @deanblaze-h5e 10 месяцев назад +3

      When the UFO gets near they lock their doors😂😂😂

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад +1

      we wonder because UFO's are unidentified flying objects, so naturally i don't think anything that a UFO could be would have any intention on being identified

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian Месяц назад

      ​@@tonyisnotdead everything crashes eventually.
      Also if you find an alien. Help them. Get them off this planet as quickly as possible.
      We have likely butcherd and studied any beings who landed.
      Stole their craft and hid them underground.
      We will be given a bill when we join some sort of community in space, if it exist of course.

  • @hippieeyez7636
    @hippieeyez7636 5 лет назад +25

    Miss that man. There'll never be another like him

  • @WaterFlame957
    @WaterFlame957 6 лет назад +294

    "Human sacrifice. . . I miss that."
    😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 6 лет назад +10

      Early form of organ donor program...lol

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 5 лет назад +2

      Some deserve to be

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@patgogan7324 how does that make sense? it's not clever, just confusing

  • @wjkathman
    @wjkathman 11 лет назад +51

    Great bit to select for your list. I love this one too! Carlin never shied away from the darkest aspects of human existence. He deserves massive kudos for that.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад

      he didn't because it's not new for us to generalize ourselves.

  • @ryu7408
    @ryu7408 6 лет назад +32

    My favorite comedian.

  • @wjkathman
    @wjkathman 11 лет назад +144

    Favorite line: "Hey Jack -- you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma!" A simple yet beautiful point that many Americans would probably prefer to ignore.

    • @MrTynanDraper
      @MrTynanDraper 7 лет назад +14

      don't forget the "hired mercenary" part.

    • @commie563
      @commie563 6 лет назад +1

      Mine too

    • @Jmr-o5e
      @Jmr-o5e 16 дней назад

      Why would we prefer to ignore it? What if we say, i know all about the history behind your comment - all of it - and i just couldnt care less?

  • @r.dbergman4034
    @r.dbergman4034 6 лет назад +18

    This guy was genuine.
    Died at the height of his genius..

  • @Kaxopilla
    @Kaxopilla Год назад +14

    0:33 This moment is incredible. The crowd keeps clapping because every single one of them feels the coming joke so rawly and truly.

  • @craigdougan8484
    @craigdougan8484 6 лет назад +91

    Prehistoric emotions, medieval institutions, and modern weapons.
    What's our future?

    • @jobelthirty1294
      @jobelthirty1294 6 лет назад +6

      A whole big steaming pile of shit, in all areas.

    • @percy81
      @percy81 5 лет назад

      Pretty soon it will all turn to dust

    • @MSRooky350z
      @MSRooky350z 5 лет назад +6

      @@kieran1a2 thats the reason we deserve it most... we KNOW that what we are doing is selfish, stupid and wrong... and we still do it...

  • @jeetkunedophysiologymore4221
    @jeetkunedophysiologymore4221 Год назад +3

    I ALWAYS liked his comedy.. even as a kid... not knowing much about what he was talking about...lol

  • @aprk
    @aprk 5 лет назад +18

    “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - J. Krishnamurti

  • @alawamalawam53
    @alawamalawam53 6 лет назад +41

    This masterpiece warms my soul

  • @simeonkanu4392
    @simeonkanu4392 9 месяцев назад +2

    Finally someone who speaks out my mind about humanity

  • @darwindwelle5267
    @darwindwelle5267 5 лет назад +18

    This man was a genius!!

  • @stefanimurray8543
    @stefanimurray8543 5 лет назад +18

    Carlin lives! No matter how long times fly he’s relevant a GENIUS! I miss this MAN!

  • @rexochroy2
    @rexochroy2 Год назад +8

    His mind sure worked sideways , he was so critical of us all and yet we find it funny as hell .

  • @domgoings6722
    @domgoings6722 2 года назад +11

    He was and still is at the top of the game

  • @Research0digo
    @Research0digo 5 лет назад +19

    GOD bless you, George Carlin. My favorite atheist comedian. You are sorely missed.

  • @KevinMichaelCallihan
    @KevinMichaelCallihan 6 лет назад +23

    George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing
    is one of his last I bought and gave to my kids so they might learn something.

  • @Bestestboii
    @Bestestboii 6 лет назад +11

    this guy was a genius in every sense of the word

  • @attonapz6081
    @attonapz6081 6 лет назад +57

    "Might as well be, Steve." 😂😂

  • @chilliwraslin2510
    @chilliwraslin2510 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:13 "keep an eye on that it may be important" lol brilliant

  • @mellowyellow2022
    @mellowyellow2022 Год назад +14

    I will miss Georges' presence. One of a kind. Brilliant mind.

  • @sethwetzel974
    @sethwetzel974 Год назад +7

    Pure Genius. Nobody got a mind like Carlin's and nobody ever will either. So glad to have seen him live three times for his HBO specials three times.

    • @cosmicabyss7358
      @cosmicabyss7358 Год назад

      Nobody ever will huh?
      You sure have a tiny narrow view of the future.

  • @Knaeben
    @Knaeben 6 лет назад +12

    He was a genius. I wish he was still with us...

  • @condensermike
    @condensermike 5 лет назад +8

    Dark but true. Thanks, George. RIP

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 7 лет назад +37

    «What we are is semi-civilized beasts with baseball caps and automatic weapons.» Well, I also read this from a french writer some time ago - he obviously refered to Laborit's reptilian brain writing it: «Man is a crocodile who owns the atomic bomb»!

  • @bionicbenofficial
    @bionicbenofficial 5 лет назад +4

    I love his stage sets, it reminds me of sitcoms.

  • @maruzik
    @maruzik 5 лет назад +5

    Thank you for sharing Carlin's words of wisdom...

    • @maruzik
      @maruzik 5 лет назад +1

      As the echoe of our conscience...

  • @isabellaaragon144
    @isabellaaragon144 6 лет назад +5

    He speaks what I was always thinking. Grate!

  • @taratownsend6408
    @taratownsend6408 Год назад +2

    I love and so miss this brilliant man.

  • @shawntemper7233
    @shawntemper7233 5 лет назад +4

    This guy is a genius and sharp as a tack at what? 70+ years.

  • @gillestremblay3465
    @gillestremblay3465 10 лет назад +36

    Well, thinking about the necrophilia bit AND the Luka Rocco Magnotta's trial actually going on, that's enough to make one feel uneasy (to say the least), however hilarious that bit can be. "And then, we wonder why a UFO doesn't just land and say Hello!..."

    • @mudza92
      @mudza92 8 лет назад

      +Gilles Tremblay what UFO? why are people so dumb to believe in that shit. You think there is aliens somewhere? Even if the aliens exist they are probabli thousands of light years away and we will never meet them, manking will never ever have any contact with aliens. I personaly think there is no aliens at all, but even if they exist they would probably look at us like we look at ants. But like I said there is 0 chance that we will ever see aliens ever

    • @peachout6227
      @peachout6227 7 лет назад

      +mudza92 I believe there are aliens somewhere. But I also believe that those planets and society will never be found by human. I also think that if they do existed then they will be just like us if not a shittier version. People talking about aliens as high-tek well-adapted gods and will destroy us when they came here, but aren't we just who we are due to natural cause??Why can you be so sure that at some far away planet with 0.01% chance of being the same natural condition as we do, people there wont do fucked up shits like us????Everything happened to humans are mostly cause by natural reasons, means it will happen eventually, so why haven't people expect the same as aliens history? We all stuck with with this "god-like aliens are outhere" , scientists making dumb, vivid theories....they might be right but I rather believe in some Dorito religion than to hope for a out-siders visits to earth in my or my grandson lifetime. Money and efforts put in space explore, in the fear of being wiped out for a couple of years later for climate changing.....just accept your death already.
      I need some coffee right now ;_;

    • @JTisOneCrazyMan20
      @JTisOneCrazyMan20 6 лет назад +2

      bro Leo aliens exist. They have been known about for thousands and thousands of years. They have been here on our planet since the 40s

    • @derrickrobertson3334
      @derrickrobertson3334 5 лет назад

      @@mudza92 it's narrown minded to believe that we are the only civilized species in the Galaxy. Haha "but we are special". No, you're not Special.

  • @SCHensley
    @SCHensley 12 лет назад +9

    Full of wisdom, mostly sounds like experiance either personally or just by watching.

  • @rezatavakolee1075
    @rezatavakolee1075 5 лет назад +2

    LONG LIVE LATE GREAT GEORGE CARLIN, HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE OVERALL THAT SURELY NOBODY CAN EVER MATCH AS A COMEDIAN & TRULY A FANTASTIC CRITICAL MIND.
    HEAVEN COULD NOT WAIT FOR HIM MUCH LONGER.
    R.I.P

  • @NinjaNuggets21
    @NinjaNuggets21 6 лет назад +4

    “You gotta be all out of beef jerky man, you must be really fucking hungry.” 😂😂😂

  • @khalidchaudhry6754
    @khalidchaudhry6754 2 месяца назад +1

    George is is the MASTER of comedy. We miss him

  • @jenninelombardo8771
    @jenninelombardo8771 5 лет назад +6

    One of the best comedians, rip!

  • @abdullahaboobakker1758
    @abdullahaboobakker1758 3 года назад +5

    Legend lives on forever 🙌❤👏RIP George miss you 😢

  • @josh18230
    @josh18230 10 лет назад +71

    There was a beheading in oklahoma this week. Reminded me of this skit. Eerie.

    • @verzeda
      @verzeda 5 лет назад +2

      shocker: people do fucked up shit everywhere at some point in time 😂

    • @ccc0909
      @ccc0909 5 лет назад

      @@verzeda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't contain myself.... You're so on point...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pardus5045
    @pardus5045 Год назад +2

    "You strap on guns and go to another man's land, you'd better wait for some action jack!"

  • @Invictimvs
    @Invictimvs Год назад +11

    The level of intelligence one must have to 1. understand and 2. see this as de facto reality is uncanny. And George Carlin had it.

  • @turtlegreer1928
    @turtlegreer1928 7 месяцев назад +2

    The realist man who never held back told the truth 💯 the best 💯

  • @rotfaun2852
    @rotfaun2852 6 лет назад +73

    This is kinda how I see this world

  • @alanshotts3373
    @alanshotts3373 6 месяцев назад +1

    George Carlin tells it like it is and he is the best and he will be missed alot thank you

  • @domari9459
    @domari9459 6 лет назад +12

    Well done man. This is the best stuff from Carlin, intellectually stimulating and awakening while at the same time down to earth funny. We won't see his kind again. That much is certain.

    • @cosmicabyss7358
      @cosmicabyss7358 Год назад

      How is that certain stupid?
      What an incredibly dumb comment. Lol

  • @larrykanner37
    @larrykanner37 Год назад +3

    Thanks George. Miss you terribly!

  • @kikoayari1962
    @kikoayari1962 5 лет назад +10

    Confident until the day he died.George Carlin is an icon.

  • @DaLilVivi96
    @DaLilVivi96 9 дней назад

    He says nothin but truth! With the best humor & sarcasm too! 🤣👏💕

  • @tartaro11
    @tartaro11 10 лет назад +118

    Carlin "The Greatest"!!!!!!

    • @jdbhatts2912
      @jdbhatts2912 5 лет назад

      +d m man never do that. bill hicks was way ahead of these guys

  • @rosemolenaar
    @rosemolenaar 3 месяца назад +1

    I've seen them all from George Carlin and boy is he right.
    He is great.

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 Год назад +14

    Speaking of death I will never forget the funeral I went to in my 20’s and the husband of his deceased wife began to pull his dead wife out of the coffin because he couldn’t stand to part with her. That’s somewhat heartbreaking but at the time it was the scariest thing I had ever seen. Needless to say I was out of that funeral home like a rocket.

    • @pardus5045
      @pardus5045 Год назад +1

      What can he do with the body of his dead wife? Necrophilia?

  • @raresabraleaks8216
    @raresabraleaks8216 Год назад +49

    Bro predicted MAGA hats lmaooo

  • @GonjaKiiing
    @GonjaKiiing 10 лет назад +10

    this is a great retake of Mark Twain's Lowest Animal, or whatever it was called

  • @sabrina.h2737
    @sabrina.h2737 5 лет назад +6

    Be the change you want to see in the world. 🌱

  • @garyscramstad1771
    @garyscramstad1771 Год назад +3

    His really dark time....still the best philosopher

  • @michaelpaul5801
    @michaelpaul5801 7 месяцев назад

    man he is just in the zone here.. cream of the crux-- such a fascinating, completely on point and hilariously insightful routine

  • @guthax30
    @guthax30 5 лет назад +4

    "...keep an eye on that. it might be important"-george carlin on our hat-differences.

  • @opusonline7456
    @opusonline7456 5 лет назад +1

    I like the moral question he emphasized correcting that it wasn't rhetorical.

  • @KarmasPerjury
    @KarmasPerjury 7 лет назад +35

    this is gonna be the first things aliens fully decode :P

  • @turtlegreer1928
    @turtlegreer1928 7 месяцев назад +2

    This man was the best comedian of all time was the goat #1 🇺🇸 💪🇺🇲

  • @h20delorian
    @h20delorian 6 лет назад +3

    The only he missed with the punishment in Rome, was that they also put a chicken inside too. But who cares, still was a funny as Hell routine. One of the greatest thinkers and comics.

  • @heathershaw9122
    @heathershaw9122 6 лет назад +1

    Thank you Alienb being for putting this up!!! Brilliant guy!! #justice4brianharvey

  • @snip84
    @snip84 10 лет назад +55

    Roll over and play dead wouldnt be to difficult, would it! lol

  • @ScytheNeoX
    @ScytheNeoX 8 лет назад +377

    am I the only one who sees George Carlin playing as Trevor in gta 5 if he were still alive.

    • @braywyatt6163
      @braywyatt6163 7 лет назад +10

      I may not agree with George Carlin on everything but I damn sure agree with him on this video

    • @rosemaryharrington3183
      @rosemaryharrington3183 6 лет назад +4

      Tears in my eyes funny!

    • @namebp
      @namebp 6 лет назад +2

      Go back to class

    • @etrigan1389
      @etrigan1389 6 лет назад +5

      Scythe Sin the only thing is he doesn't like characters like Trevor Carlin has had his history with drugs but nothing hard like Trevor has done and unlike George Carlin Trevor is actually a cannibal he talks about it several times when you switch to him during the game

    • @sizzlepants8525
      @sizzlepants8525 6 лет назад +3

      Trevor has to be simon from TWD

  • @Bobster986
    @Bobster986 5 лет назад +8

    Carlin was a one-man rock band in his own right.

  • @ElizabethBowden-hr3nq
    @ElizabethBowden-hr3nq Год назад +1

    Different hats !!! George woud have a lot of material today

  • @claudettes9697
    @claudettes9697 6 лет назад +7

    The Fermi paradox explained easily

  • @dirkphilly
    @dirkphilly 11 месяцев назад

    Mr. Carlin is my favorite comedian. Nobody can match him so far.

  • @scorchedrosearts7821
    @scorchedrosearts7821 6 лет назад +4

    A true Comedian. . .

  • @muckey7800
    @muckey7800 7 месяцев назад +2

    "You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers, they're already there. "- George Carlin. Next level shock humor 😂

  • @ctuagent31
    @ctuagent31 6 лет назад +7

    Run out of pop tarts 😂😂🤣

  • @yeabsirasefr6209
    @yeabsirasefr6209 Год назад

    this is the best comedy bit of all time

  • @Lewa500
    @Lewa500 6 лет назад +10

    Animals do engage in cannibalism, necrophilia, murder and abuse. Still a funny bit, though.

  • @TravisCotter
    @TravisCotter 9 месяцев назад +2

    The best part of George Carlin was that he wasn't afraid to offend someone. He probably be protested for the things he said today. Mr. X

  • @boutchie06
    @boutchie06 6 лет назад +3

    The ability to think has both positives and negatives, it certainly doesn't make us superior.

  • @andrealindsey7736
    @andrealindsey7736 Год назад +2

    Meta won't let me share GC videos because the truth hurts. I've been listening to and watching this man speak since I was a baby. My parents were big fans of his and collected vinyl. Toledo Window Box has a great cover! My Dad and I always watched his HBO specials together once he started doing them. He opened my eyes to the truth of the world more than any other writer, philosopher or stoic I'd ever studied. Becaue he took all of his own combined life widsom and shared it in a way people would understand and deeply enjoy. It's all the Great and Secret show until the wool gets pulled away from the eyes.

  • @freedomspromise8519
    @freedomspromise8519 6 лет назад +11

    I loved George! Laugh riot and philosophy in the same skit.

  • @alfredoaraujo7756
    @alfredoaraujo7756 Год назад +1

    George Carlin…Just amazing and courageous to say all that. Actually we are all that what he said.And still we think we are special or more than special! Isn’t it?😊

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead 8 месяцев назад

      you can not see all the cities, all the regions, all the technology/science advancement and all the animals only one single species has dominated completely, that one species being humans, and then claim that we are not speical

  • @Joonudschi
    @Joonudschi 6 лет назад +9

    Now I know why aliens avoid the human race😄😄😄😄😄

  • @davidcarter1157
    @davidcarter1157 6 лет назад +1

    you run out of Pop Tarts.... you gotta eat something... Might as well be Steve.... Priceless.