George Carlin on Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth....
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- George Carlin on Honor Students and Parents, Phone Calls,Bluetooth, Kid's Answering Machine, Christmas Cards, Visors, Flying Ballons, Name
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I once saw a bumper sticker on a vehicle that read, "My Parrot Can Talk. Can Your Honor Student Fly?" NAILED IT!
Is that referring to the quote "if you shame a fish for not climbing a tree......."? I feel like i get what you meant but im missing something
@PETER HUNT Thank you!
Sorry to say but George would never side with the fascists who disagree with educated scientists.. you know like doctors and climatologists.
That’s hilarious I’ve never actually seen one in real life and how n a vehicle
Aaron M he’s referring to the first 2 min of the video talking about bumper stickers...
"....but he sells drugs to your honor student..." priceless and true!
Plus he knocked up your daughter!
NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!
So funny because it's true
George I miss you
"PLUS, HE KNOCKED UP YOUR DAUGHTER"..HAHAHAHAAA!!
666 likes. I would like but honor the 666
George was a special kind of comedic genius, he's never been matched! We miss you George!
My ALL TIME favourite comedian ❣️ Hands down!
Ande never will be ....matched, that is!
Everyday I miss his genius
@@wayneyadams thank God your the minority and brainless who are lead around like sheep by the governing government of sheepherders.
Right wing maga supporters don’t have comedians. Comedy is just an ironic viewpoint that is obviously funny. It make thinking people laugh. Saying “hey look at that crippled dude walking “ is not funny to thinking people. There is no punchline. Right wingers eat that shit up though.
The way he delivered the word “TechnoDicks” was hilarious!
Indeed, my Past self.
I would love for this guy to do one stand up in today’s world…. What I would give…. Rest in peace legend
He does but his name is now Dave Chappelle.
@@stevenrunyon170 Dave is not even close to him
He was ahead of his time he knew what was coming trump republicklans 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@julianriveracarrera5021 The politically correct lefties would try to cancel him and he would tell them where they could shove it. 🙈🙉🙊
@@jtking76 cause he knew how to handle ignorant uneducated hypocrite christian cowardly clowns like all republicklans tucker
This man was highly intelligent and gifted… he was a one of a kind. He woke people up and made them think and look at things more thoroughly. He brought many people face to face with common sense. 👏👏👏 he’s been deeply missed and will never be forgotten by certain generations. ❤❤
Brilliance doesn't have an expiration date.
I love your comment! I want this as a bumper sticker, with his picture on it. Lol.
Good one Arjen
..NEITHER DOES STUPIDITY, LOL!
@@richardhamblen5526You would know. You're living proof.
“We are the proud parents of a very humble, hardworking, and happy child” is all any parent should ever worry about.
Drop the word "proud", and then you're good. You know what comes after pride, right? The fall. And, if you don't believe this, just have a look around (with open eyes, that is).
@@johnsmith7676 there are different kinds of pride. You can be proud of something and not have it consume your ego.
@@johnsmith7676 Even George Carlin talked about it but it was about National and Ethnic Pride.
This world needs another Carlin
He became what he is from the hippie days lots of drugs and hating the police. We won't get that again sadly
@@UncleRuckus7600I mean we have people today who use drugs and hate the police.
@dennisduncan7561 I can't explain it but it feels so different from what it used to be. They are not even the same. Back then they were fighting for themselves against the government. Nowadays, people are fighting for what the men in suits tell them to fight for their side or the other side. Today they've lost their way. People Don't think freely anymore.
His hatred of all things was legendary. I loved this man. This world needs more people like him.
Havok16 I agree.
this man was a genius and tried to warn us about the times we are going through . RIP GEORGE
WT Smart- I agree for that.
😂nu
he might have an option other than resting in peace. I can't guarantee anything. purgatory could be real
He was a true socialist
@@elizabethcampo1112 George spoke of purgatory many times
I'll never forget this guy. Back in the 90s I was working at seasons hotel in Vernon New Jersey and he came there to onstage my job was the oversee whatever he needed it was a lot of fun talking to him in person rest in peace George
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
We need George again.
Carlin for president
He'd want to be in a coma. Let him rest in peace.
Oh man, and more than ever!!
@@johndonwood4305 at least he doesn’t have to worry about this Covid bullshit. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in the world, RIP George Carlin.
Thankfully, a few comics like Louis CK and Bill Burr seem to be following his steps, they’re not as eloquent as he was but hopefully they’ll age like fine wine.
I'd give anything for George to still be here... again he'd still be one of the few comedians who won't bend to these idiots and keep entertaining ppl no matter how stupid we get as a species...
He was on FIRE for this entire set.
I suffer from multiple severe brain damage and I cry all day after day but this is the only laugh I've experienced in years, much respect for this man!
oof
Hang in there brother. Check other comedians like Bill burr
@@BOREDTOTIStry assisted zuicide
Hoping for the best - a good laugh is helpful
Hi there! I too am T.B.I. for the last 11 years and find that humor is great medicine. If you aren't connected with Brain Injury Assoc. of America , look 'em up! They have been very informative and understanding. for me.
George Carlin was a genius.
Said it like it was.
It seems so unfair that he's gone at a time like this.
No shit!!!!
Who do you think he would have more fun with Trump or the Democrats?
@@timothymercer3526 both
I make fun of both
He was reincarnated into bill burr
Everyone in the audience was guilty of something he lambasted. His genius was in making people recognize and laugh at themselves.
Yes, indeed. And three-quarters of the people in these comments are oblivious to this fact.
@deanbianco4982 okay “deeeean” 🤣
@@deanbianco4982 Yup. George Carlin had something to say about everything.
Difficult, and lengthy lines to deliver. He delivered them flawlessly. Genius. Articulated what so many of us are thinking.
George didn't incite violence, he merely reignited common sense.
No, just no. Leave Ugandan Knuckles out of this
@@S.K.R.E.Inc. it was a Mandalorian reference haha
Paradoxically, just as Carlin denigrates the fools who buy into what the society spoon feeds them, the commenters on this page buy into everything that Carlin feeds them.
@@yankee2666 I mean, he does not give opinions inasmuch as he calls out bullshit and teaches you to think. It's the political idiots who think he's pro-choice or anarchist or whatever.
@@yankee2666 I'm commenting.
I don't buy into everything Carlin, or anyone else feeds me.
He had some very valid points based in logic and some not so valid points based in anger/resentment.
I'd love to see Carlin's take on this "You're either this, or your that" mentality that's become so overwhelmingly pervasive today.
Quite possibly the best comedian that ever lived.
Rest in peace George, we loved you in life and your legacy will live on forever
"We have a son whos mind hasn't been broken by the school system" fucking spot on 👍
my husband and me always thought we were such bad human beings for being so cynical but then we discovered carlin and we knew we are not alone!
so you didn't have moral qualms because of the moral implications of being a cynic, but you had qualms because you thought you were a special person who invented cynicism?
@@tonyisnotdead wait - what? where did i say i invented cynicism or that i am a special person. i am not special! i am just a cynic :-)
@@alexaales7937 you thought that you and your husband had a mental disease which effects your intelligence but didn't think anyone else had it. you therefore invented it because it's new in your brain
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The late great George Carlin, master of social commentary, philosophical comedy!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
Carlin became more cynical as he grew in his years and experiences......he was funny but his strength was to reveal that the emperor truly has no clothes
I honestly believe he grew angry at the fact that a species like humans survived as along as it has.
@@BelleRiverHeating I'm up there in years, have to call the fire department every time they light candles on my birthday cake. As the years have rolled by people are now more brazen to just come out and express their views no matter how offensive they may may be. The hole in the dam that Trump caused has turned into a flood, not only in the States but around the world. Marked stupidity, racism and just plain meanness is out there and have drawn the flies to society's rotting carcass. I don't think they can put the toothpaste back in the tube so I think the fascists' will win in this century as opposed to the last where they were beaten by a hair. Had Hitler been able able to seize the oil to run his death machines our lives would be the color of grey......it's been going in that direction for a long time....like the ocean reclaiming the sands of beautiful beaches.
@@appletile2887 this made me cry man…
@@appletile2887 hate to rain on your parade but the beautiful beaches get less and less bc we need the sand for concrete. it has gotten so bad in some countries that there is a sand mafia stealing and illegally trading sand, its ridiculous.
dubai for example had to import billions of tons of sand for their buildings and manufactured islands, as its impossible to make desert sand into concrete and make islands from
@@Genesis23OPB They could make sand out of stone by crushing it.....but the cost of doing so would make cement cost prohibitive......it would be cheaper to use epoxy cement like they did in Montreal to finish the Olympic stadium....that was back in 1974-76.....the first one billion dollar stadium built in the entire world.
Imagine having him as a grandfather😂😂
was A philosopher. RIP
We should put the clips of him on constant loop on every college
This guy was way ahead of his time
Not really he was just speaking what was goin on at that time and things haven’t changed soo yeah
Or we are just waaay behind in history still
@@ezequielz369 /r/whooosh
"I'm not ahead of my time I just drew the first breath" - slipknot
No people just weren’t butt hurt like they are now and appreciated truth.
What a once-off , unforgettable classic! His monologues were like razor blades being fired from a machine gun.
I wish I could have gone to one of his shows.
This guy is amazing, even coming back in 2022. He nailed it all. It makes you wonder how long we have been at this cycle.
I'm picturizing Carlin talking about 2020 & pandemic, a gem we missed
Yeah, he would have killed it for sure
2020 + 2021
I'm gonna rememberize that for later.
He did talk about it. ruclips.net/video/l_L6AS1Huno/видео.html
Put him in a debate with Trump! OMG
VERY SIMPLY , PURE GENIUS !
I never laugh when I watch George Carlin bits. Instead, I am astonished by his talent, genius, and the amount of truth bombs he drops on the laughing, sleepy hyenas in his audience while wondering if any of them ever put two and two together.
I laugh at about 1% of his stuff, the rest... I listen to intently😊
YOU HAVE A DEFECTIVE FUNNY BONE@@ReinventingTheSteve
His interpretation of our current school system is spot on!
And the results!...
He talked about school shoots 20 years ago and it's still so relivent today.
its literally a universal thing now unfortunately
@@goutamboppana961 school shootings? lol no
@@Subcinercius school shootings are exclusive to america the rest is same
The answering machine bit still makes me cry laughing.
I never see someone talk so much facts in my life . I respect you sir!
The best that ever was.
EddieBee83 Or Louis c.k
i think louis ck sold out. he used to be good.
Bill fucking Hicks!
robin williams or jimmy carr
Pryor and Hicks might have to say something about that...😆😆😆😃
He nailed it every time!! I love the way he had ability to identify the stupidity of people. For example, parents validating themselves by placing their children honor roll stickers on the back of their cars.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
IT TOOK ENDLESS HOURS OF WORK.@@edithbannerman4
30 years later everything he says is 100% relevant
"Disembowel then with a wooden cooking spoon." I'm stealing that.
You
I use rusty screw driver to often... I'm switching as well, except using a wooden spork...
I'm kinda partial to inoperable tumor at the base of their spine. That one cracked me up.
I'm stealing "trouser stain" as a grandma-friendly "shit stain".
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In my opinion, there will never be another George Carlin, smart, witty and hit the nail right on target, so hilarious, makes me laugh every time. Way ahead of his time.
Evidently, way far ahead of his time, because no one yet has come close to his comedic genius.
Of course there won't be another George Carlin, not unless doppelgangers exist....that would be his answer
He wouldn’t be allowed to do a stand up routine he’d be cancelled on the spot.
He wasn't ahead of his time, the same things he's talking about keep repeating themselves since before him and until now.
ONE OF THE BEST PROPHETS OF OUR TIME❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
So sad that this man is no longer with us. I LOVE HIS HUMOR
He mastered the fine art of hostility.
Nice phrase.
Hostility is not an art.
@@Hithere-ek4qt the art is in the delivery, not the message
Then thete was bill burr
Marcus, you mean honesty, now 2023 No One is Honest, we might Hurt Someone’s precious feelings !!! Give me a break
George Carlin was a prophet soooo far ahead of his time; Lord do we need him NOW!!!
I'm 73 and, like George, love being a grouchy old man fed up with daily bullshit.
no one can measure up to the wit and delivery of George Carlin. he's a true genius and master of intellectual comedy
It’s 2023 and watching these brilliant performances has made me laugh and love him even more. So sad that we lost him.
This is much more hilarious knowing that he was very prevalent in Thomas
Ricky Gervasi is the closest comedian to George Carlin in his observations of people but still not close enough.
@@dianemitchell1717 yeah he's one of my favorites too with a strong emphasis on courage
Only Carlin could take extreme vulgarity and turn it into extreme belly laughs. A true genius.
“Here’s another pack of jackoffs who oughta be strangled in front of their children” 😂
He was one of best ever god bless mr carlin we all love you was the best in my book
His spirit lives on through the work of men like Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, and Randy Feltface.
Yes. Just switch on the fucking subtitles and enjoy youtube's censoring [__] of George's Stand up speech.
I am in tears! I forgot how damn funny he was!
Oh, friends...George is STILL with us ...every time we laugh at his recorded stand ups, realize he speaks the TRUTH..and agree with everything he says.
We need you George, more than ever, we need you, especially right now❤️RIP❤️
Absolute legend! I miss George so much.. a comedic genius ❤❤
George Carlin keeps growing on me.. every time I see a show I like him still more, he's funny as hell
I miss George Carlin he was the best.
Together with his brilliant commentary on life he seems to have mastered the English language 👍
RIP Carlin ( if that's what you want!)
Im so fortunate to have been able to see him live.
The night I saw him, almost half of the audience got up and left within the first 30 minutes, leaving me to wonder who they thought they were going to see - unless they were all members of the same sanctimonious church and wanted to demand their money back just to deprive him of it! Personally, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! I had been a fan since the late 60's so it was a joy for me to see him live. I laughed all the way home and still remember the things that made me laugh so hard. There will never be another like him.
You lucky SOB!!!
How he can remember all of his lines and deliver them flawlessly in a calm and controlled manner to me is beyond capabilities.
No one compares to George carlin
No one!
😂 I love to listen to him at night before bed he was the best medicine for laughter and putting me to a calm sleep after I stop laughing laughing
George Carlin was the best. There will never be anybody like him again.
Today they couldn't talk like he did. Nobody wants to hear the truth.
Sadly
We can all be like him, when we wake up to the big picture and take action to change it, we can create a better society.
"Wanna hear a real name?"
" *Eddie* "
The second he said my name I instantly stood at attention.
Well... If you tuck it under your belt, nobody will notice
@HeyThatsAlex816 my Gods man's is EDdie¡ Real👁️'s realize 👁️real lies YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL! YOU HAVE A BODY.
SWTF?
I love Carlin. Followed him for 50 years. In his later career his social commentary was spot on. It's like he saw the future.
☝🏾🙎🏾♂️😁😁😆😆🤣💯👍🏾👍🏾 George was the truth!!😆😆🤣👍🏾👍🏾
A total genius, extremely eloquent, highly educated, this is far beyond comedy... the social criticism is blunt and painfully true! Absolutely great performance!!!! A real shame he’s not with us anymore....
Highly educated ? Hardly. He left school in the 9th grade.
but he is right here
@@hennagaijin100 You still actually believe that "school" educates anyone? I recommend you re-evaluate this world. "School", as you clearly have come to understand it, merely grooms you for a slot in an already-broken-beyond-repair machine.
One can be just as, or more, educated than someone who's graduated with flying colours, it's just a matter of taking it upon one's self to do so.
@@johnsmith7676 Yep!
I MISS THIS GUY !!!
Fucking legend. One of a kind, and truly missed.
Occasionally a comedian is able to perfectly distill the truth and makes it hilarious, his stand ups should be shown in school. True genius.
George Carlin was truly a truth teller. Sounds quirky, but folks should have paid attention.
If George Carlin came back to life in 2021 and saw what was going on nowadays, his head would explode from all the comedic material
This man had it all,a way of seeing the world that was so spot on,his intelligence, humor, views on religion and pointing out just how stupid some people can be,but always in a humorous way.Loved George he was the best bar none. He would have a lot of material today with this messed up world were in. RIP,George
Even the Hippie Dippie Weatherman could not have predicted what's going on nowadays.
Still watching in 2019 because it's still relevant. That and the fact that George Carlin (The Hippy Dippy Weatherman) was a comedic genius.👍
2022
MANY PEOPLE CAN NOT handle THE TRUTH OR FACTS IN a FANTASY LAND....😁😁
Pure genius. We all love and miss you GC xx
Man, do I miss George Carlin. Nobody could be pissed off, & be funnier & on the money than him !
George was great at telling the truth about society.
A genius at "portraying" the very sh** we are all annoyed at and we all want to express more often than not! And yes, extremely educated and well versed in "unloading" all the funny, but REAL life sh** too. He will be forever missed. A giant of comedy and so attuned to EVERYTHING around us, in us and expressing it to a T. George was the BEST! His observations of and about life, people and situations, that his comedy contain are so REAL, it's UNREAL!!! Can't get enough of him. Miss you, Mr. Carlin!!!!
i salute this man...seriously...its like im listening to a sensible lecture about life and society in a more entertaining way...hes making very very good points
His books are awesome too.
@@danmason8427 qgassers. 6
South east gassers.
Earth Truth and Love are humankind's treasure, our only common jewel , only values of interest.
One people one planet one common destiny.
A couple times a year I have to watch me some George! Thanks for the belly laughs and your wisdom and wit. I see life a little clearer because of you . ❤️ rip
Calling an institution of learning an "indoctrination center" wasn't common then but Carlin knew. Now we all acknowledge it.
Its a shame he got old and died
He was ahead of his time
It was pretty common then.
Only stupid people call a learning center you know school call it an indoctrination center. Like evangelical christians trying to take science out of schools. They call school indoctrination centers as well.
Speak for yourself
PLEASE GEORGE....COME BACK. WE NEED YOU!!😂😊
My hero, who leads you up the garden path and makes you agree with him. What a master of persuasive language.
George Carlin. The man, the myth the absolute LEGEND.
I love how authentic and raw he is ..the rage is sensational ❤
Most intelligent and funniest comedian!~
Point of correction person
IDK Chappell is a close second.
@@nmarrs8539 a distant second
@@nmarrs8539 Chappell isn't even second...Richard Pryor is/was
What a jewel.
Rest in peace.
The only guy who could ever inject true genius into comedy.
And Norm MAC Donald !
Holy smokes - what an onslaught! A true master
As someone named Kyle, I'm just honored that my name got roasted by one of the greats.
As it should..
Fuck you Kyle
@@crazyhans 😂😂😂😂
@@crazyhans LOL this is the best
Kyle the clown
I say 'Hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers.'" 👋😁
You know exactly the type of people he's talking about too.
Carlin was a poor man's philosopher. A true genius.
This dude is a legend. Best comedian ever, GOAT.
I actually had a bumper sticker that read " My kid was inmate of the year at the Colorado
Correctional institution". I noticed a lot of people that were behind me at stop lights were laughing. I really wish we had George Carlin s insights on todays life. The world is so much more crazy than when he was around.
If you can appreciate that Bumper sticker please let me know
Thank god phones and visors are gone, the Bluetooth bit though .. oooh George would have a field day in 22’
The funniest man ever! And Robin Williams a close second. Oh how the world needs both of them now...
Loved him!!! He was my hero for so many many years I didn't get to see him live unfortunately I did see every HBO live show he ever did and have his books He was an intelligent and interesting man who would probably tell Social Media.....Well you know what he would say RIP George Carlin wherever you are ✌❤
Got to see him in '99 in Gainesville, Florida. It was so cool because there aren't that many shows were you see young adults with their parents and some even their grandparents and everyone having a great time.
Always LOVED U GEORGE ❤❤ALWAYS WILL ❤
The MAN of the century, he is. we should bring up manliness again, Let's make this world great again.
An absolute master of vocabulary that used his genius ability to make the entire world laugh at the entire world.
If only my English professors had just half his vocabulary.....
In any other century this man would have been a prophet and soothsayer.
He only speaks the truth. LOVE him. Wished he'd run for office!
Its so refreshing to see a loved public idol not only telling it how it is but showing anyone with even half a brain what comes naturally when you know how to think instead of what to think.
We have been conditioned for generation after generation and taught what to think and never how to think. And unless people wake up to this sick agenda the world will get worse and worse.
We deserve better ! Our children need us to be better for our future totally relies on it or we are doomed
What makes this all that much funnier is that its all 100% true.
R.i.p
George, is one of a kind 🇺🇸✅👍😜