@@yelkobayashi2007 then vote democrat and all the problems will be solved and america will be restored to the paradise and greatness it once was untill trump came along , blue no matter who right ? 🖒
@@ricardosmith8427 hahaha and you think just by voting democrat every single problem about America will magically go away. Wow that's some fantasy shit.
It always amazes me how someone can write a script this large, memorize it and then get on stage and deliver it as though it were coming naturally from your thoughts
it is comedy and it is important information to share. No one listens to an angry person who is just flapping his gums about his anger with humanity, but when you rant about it with a comical view about it, then everyone listens. Comedy puts an ease to the angry perspective and it makes it easier to listen. It's much easier for humans to take in information when they are simply happy.
Asian countries were buying our recycling and making stuff with it. So it actually was being put to good use, but now I don't think they're buying much these days.
I mean that line contradicts itself in a way, because as he said saving the planet is about saving ourselves. "Since the planet is fine but the people are fucked". So by trying to save our habitat we are tying to take care of ourselves and each other.
"The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE." At one point, we don't know exactly when it happened, Carlin stopped doing Stand-up Comedy and started doing Stand-Up Facts masked as comedy.
I have seen George a couple of times in Cali and of course followed his stuff before (66 here) ,he was a liberal for years then sometime he learned a bit of reality instead of dreaming and hoping, his thing has always been based on facts, language, idiosyncracies of people, etc etc
Indeed, as a younger person it's super interesting to listen to his older stand up today. Wish he was still around cause I really want to know what he would think/say about the current state of the world
There sre later interviews when he is very blunt. Keep sharing Carlin. The current generation needs to stand up to ALL one sided arguments and save freedom and free speech. That’s what ever made America great.
They where jokes of course he can be touched he Is aware of that if everything he said is 100% percent true itd be delusion dont fucking follow this man like hes a monk hes just an experienced man and comedian
People watching this saying he is ahead of his time don’t realize that despite advances in technology, we’ve actually just had the exact same societal issues in America for centuries. He was just really talented at articulating his thoughts in a way that was second to none
I didn't discover George Carlin before this very moment. Thank God I did! THIS is what I want to hear; Life seen from the very big perspective. Amazing! I can already tell he's a legend.
George Carlin - probably the most intelligent comedian to date. I don’t laugh a lot when I watch him, but I’m left speechless by his erudition, oratory, perspective, and wisdom.
He was incredibly well-versed and had a fascination for linguistics. He also practiced his delivery like nobody else. He understood the importance of every aspect of communication. I think it is arguably one of the most intelligent celebrities of the last 100 years. If feels insulting to call him a celebrity but he was definitely famous lol
I love George Carlin. If I were ever asked that age old philosophical question.. What well known person would you love to sit down, with dead or alive of course my first answer would be George Carlin but on the other hand, that just might piss him off? He would be the one I would have loved sitting with George and just watch how he thinks 😅
Since this was filmed, the amount of nature that still exists has been cut in half. Think about that. He was wrong then, but he's twice as wrong today. Well over 90% of nature has been destroyed. Insects have collapsed by well over 90%, same with land vertebrates.
Life is a process, death is a moment. Life ends in death and death begets new life. Look at life. Look at you being alive right now. ... What are you really?
@@akshaynatu1084 Quite the opposite. Although he is not the fearless sociopath that he plays in his darker stuff after '94, he is still an extraordinary person to be around as said by his contemporaries in various interviews after his death. He actually emphasized that it was only when he started doing comedy for himself that he enjoyed his work and got popular as a result. You should watch a documentary or two about him to clear things up.
I always loved it when people shake off the people pleaser mindset that kills millions of people and instead speak their mind and stay true to themselves!!!!!!!!!
"Save the Planet? The planet is fine...THE PEOPLE are fucked! Difference." "The Planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!" I've been truly amazed by George Carlin's style of speaking the truth in front of his audience and still be able to make them laugh of themselves. Absolute genius.
I've always liked him but he really missed the mark regarding climate change. Either he didn't know or didn't believe what was predicted by REAL scientists in the 70s and is happening right now in 2021 across the entire country. Can't win 'em all.
@@marshallbaxter9231 Yeah, but he was right on the mark concerning the fact that "the planet has been through much worse than us." We are arrogant thinking we matter so much.
I am a 60's man including Vietnam. I went as a Ranger but this guy was and still is Our guy. Period! . Love him.I am 73 and still a Army Ranger and still love but miss George Carlin
Just found out about George Carlin, I've been on a binge for 2 days listening to his content. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like he is doing standup in 2023. What an absolute legend
Indeed. I never really got why he's classified as a comedian. 98% of his content is just him speaking his mind on rather serious topics. The stage is his soapbox. Sure he is funny from time to time, but so is the guy on the soapbox. It kinda reminds me of the Nina Simone thing and the "Mississippi Goddam". It kinda sounds like a show tune but the lyrics are actually a really bleak cry of desperation, pain and deep, black sorrow. But the audience laughed and enjoyed themselves, at least in the beginning. I guess even those most bent on having a good time started choking when she basically sang that they'd all burn in hell.
Remember watching when it just came out I thought it was really good and funny Now I think this is genius and frightening RIP George Carlin we’re still watching you
Carlins relevancy transcends time. Then again, if you listen more to him, he'll say that time doesn't exist and that it's nothing more than a human invention 😁
It is so impressive the way Carlin was able to deliver long sentences without stuttering, without stumbling, without mispronouncing anything. So smooth. Great presenter. And better yet, he was right!!
He practiced in front of a mirror and memorized his routines over and over until they were flawless. You can find vids of this exact same act word for word right down to the facial expressions on another night in another venue. He was a notorious perfectionist.
Much more than a comedian, Carlin was/is an inspiring human being. This could have been written a 1000 years ago, or yesterday... this makes me cry everytime on how crude and true it is thinking about it. His brilliance is timeless and these thoughts live forever. Thank you for this George. RIP
The closest I can think of would be like a Bill Burr or a Jimmy Carr. But that's an unfair comparison because Bill and Jimmy purposely try to offend you. George simply told you his opinion and it just happened to be fucking hilarious
I am a Senior at a university, and this man would enrage the ENTIRE "Science" community at my campus. I LOVE IT!! I'm a going for my major in Biology, and it's the same thing: "Save the Earth. Save the Earth. Save the Earth." George Carlin is right about one thing: even before man became super industrialized, species, animal, plant, microscopic, ecosystems were already being naturally destroyed and/or replaced. Not to mention, not every damn thing humans do to the Earth is harmful. And I'm not talking about the preservation stuff. I mean stuff we inadvertently do. Don't some animals flock to our factories or powerplants, where water is warm and stuff to keep warm? Look at Barn Swallows. I've been seeing them make MASSIVE nest colonies under highways using mud during their yearly migrations. also, the people who do destroy rainforests and all, WHO owns the money to afford to destroy it all? The average person? No. Rich and greedy corporations. If the average person tried to deforest the whole rainforest, we know they would be stopped with no problem.
@@trustinJesus_only Not to mention, people love to use the word "Organic." You know, if the molecule contains Carbon, it's organic. That's where Organic Chemistry gets its name from: Carbon. But not every Organic molecule is safe. Lots of them are toxic. I was in Organic Chemistry 1 and 2 labs, and the chemicals we worked with (Organics) were known to be toxic. So, yeah. Hard pill for them to swallow.
“If plastic isn’t biodegradable then the earth will simply develop a new paradigm” On that note, a new fungus was discovered that eats plastic, so safe to say the earth has it all figured out.
Same just because for example save the children it doesn't make you a morally good person but behind close doors these individuals can be physically verbally or emotionally abusive in general. So called good people on this planet don't impress me at all they often do it as a cover up and a very narcissistic point of view.
@@JennyFB1281 exactly I'm not glorifying bad behavior but these so called self righteous people in general are far worse and more dangerous because they are covert or undercover with their degenerate behavior in general and projecting in unto others.
@@abrahampalmer8761 You're right. I've had the misfortune of working for several so-called social justice organizations and the majority of the people working at them were some of the most condescending, elitist, and arrogant I've ever met. I can remember one manager telling support staff at a meeting that some days they'll feel like they're in the movie The Devil Wears Prada because she'll be taking out her frustration and bad moods on them, and anyone else in a lower rank than her. Because she's one of the bosses and it's her PRIVILEGE to act that way and treat lower level staff that way. And this is just one of many incidents I saw, and doesn't include the ignorance that was directed towards me multiple times. Sickening, hypocritical, virtue signaling trash.
It's sarcasm...this is how viruses themselves work. Just realize, when Carlin is calling people stupid, he's not speaking with you, he's talking about you.
"Save the planet? We haven't learned to care for one another! We're going to save the fucking planet?!" George was always so on point regarding the topics he spoke about. For me, his intelligence is the main thing that makes him my favourite stand up of all time. At times he could be hilarious, but there was always a basic truth lying at the heart of all his material. I miss him, his stand up is very much still needed today
Kinda feel he missed the mark with that stuff though. I mean, the Earth is our habitat, so attempting to "save the planet" IS trying to "care for one another."
learning how to properly share this environment is the first step to saving it. We can't just not save it though, unless we're okay with disappearing as a species in a climate apocalypse of starvation, sickness, and strife.
@@piotrd.4850 Just a Soros Puppet , who makes Millions (40.000.000)in 2019 . its al abouthe the $$$ notthing more notthing les , its like Hitler did put children in front to pusche the lies.
it's strange how we think that some things could be amended in decades, or in course of a lifetime. humans have always had the same problems, for thousands of years now. think about wars, colonization, diseases. the same things have been happening for centuries and are still happening..we live in chaotic, mad, ok, a bit more sophisticated, but still mad world.
He was a genius that was always ahead of the times. Saw Him live in the 90's. I had worked on the ac systems in this theatre when it was built. So I took a side exit instead of following the crowd out when the show was over. A limo rolled by and stopped, the rear window went down & it was Mr. Carlin. He shook my hand and thanked me for coming to his show..and told me to have a safe trip home. Such a down to earth & nice man. The world is a lesser place without him. But at least we have him recorded going back decades
@@micahbodha6129 The limo service is commonly provided by the organiser of such events as part of the whole deal. For someone huge like Mr Carlin it's a standard practice in many parts of US and he deserves it even more than most. The humility mentioned by OP is the fact that he stopped the limo just to greet his random audience - which you probably won't even bother doing if it was you in that limo.
The fact that his material is still relevant till this day shows clearly that he was a philosophical genius & it is insane how timeless it is. You can literally watch it over and over & never get bored. George Carlin needs to be forever remembered as a legendary comedian ahead of his time 💯
@@elliott9628 Yeah because you were programmed to never go against your teachers or ''authorities'',or their beliefs. Guess you believe in climate change, think that government cares for you,and you're lined up for vaccine?
@@vietnowsoldo I'm a marine ecologist studying the impacts of climate change in the arctic ocean, this shit is real. But I do not believe the government cares for me and am massively anti-establishment especially when it comes to politics and the financial sector. People aren't black and white as you make them out to be. But going on your shite logic, it sounds like you were programmed to always rebel against the authorities and against popular views, regardless of the evidence put in front you - so i guess you believe climate change is a hoax, moon landing was a hoax, and i expect you'll venture out one day looking for the edge of the flat earth you dearly believe in.
You're exactly what he's talking about bro! Dumb fuck that doesn't realize facts!!!! FYI it's called being a deadhead!! Wake up bro!!! It is what it is! Quit lying to yourself! You're the exact problem of what is wrong!!!
@@canaanclb true. Furthermore, the whole bible is nihilistic atheistic. People have just been conditioned to read it theistically. It was originally an atheistic nihilistic book that got hijacked by theists, who reinterpreted the verses to suit a theistic agenda.
European here, best speech EVER, l have to hand it to you, Americans, you have the most creative people and comedians humans ever had, regardless of what Europeans think o you. Kudos
@@samanthawaldron5 Please, do tell us about your vast scientific knowledge. The beauty of this is he is explaining life at a macro level. You are looking at a micro level, which is the whole point of the joke he is making in the first place.
Take a look at those nonpopulated planet, does it look like it need any creature to helping it shape some form ?! NO ! Its we the lifeform who need the planet to survive and stand on ,LEARN YOUR PLACE.
The planet has been here long before us and will be long after. It takes care of itself with water and heat alone (rain and sun). It doesn't need our precious asses
He's so right, in every conceivable way. "Take care of yourselves. And take care of somebody else. Goodnight." That's really all it comes down to. R.I.P Carlin, you're the man.
He's sane but still lacking modern sciences, we figured out that climate change will likely kill us, not the planet, we should be extremely careful what we do in the future and now to save ourselves.
"Been through earth quakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bags!!?" The best question of all time.
Most of the times when I watch George's standup I do not even laugh anymore. I just get chills about how accurate he was. Do not get me wrong, the guy is a great comedian, but a better philosopher. Sometimes I revists these video's just to hear some brutal logic, which is really refreshing.
Well, the earth/universe didn't just need us for the plastic. It is also on a quest for knowledge. Cause you see, infinite useless space and pointless darkness is unacceptable no matter who or what you are.Therefore It has no fucking clue what it is and what purpose does it serve. Once we prove to be unable to comprehend its purpose and meaning, as per our biological limitations, it will indeed discard us like a bad case of fleas. But not before we provide it with the next mutation, the next step in evolution that will allow it to understand itself: the A.I. , the neural nework that provides all of the human knowledge's advantages and none of it's weaknesses. So yea fucking eachother does serve a greater puropse and we'll never need to learn to take care of eachother (political BS). It's the kind of skit that you needn't take literally, but just read between the lines.
M.I Popescu, Lol ... the earth has all the knowledge it will ever need. It's the people upon it that are lacking; in a great many ways. Rip Carlin ... you nailed it.
The joke clearly went over your head. The whole point of it was that the actions are people are what's making the Earth unsustainable...for people. His joke for Covid would most likely have been something like that it's the planet's attempt to get rid of us and that it will try again later
Okay, it’s official. George Carlin can either time travel or can predict the future with terrifying accuracy
@@richardbarry04553 haha what a way to put it ... Awesomely said
I would want to have him now this times so sad he died
Wasn't that hard
Dude sees the whole picture were here to make plastic looool
Of course, specifically, he was talking about AIDS, but Corona news is what brought me to revisit this. For the parallel, at least.
he was far ahead of his time, a philosopher parading as a comedian
Well we have Trump a clown parading as a President.
That has never been said before....so profound
@@yelkobayashi2007
then vote democrat and all the problems will be solved and america will be restored to the paradise and greatness it once was untill trump came along , blue no matter who right ? 🖒
@@ricardosmith8427 hahaha and you think just by voting democrat every single problem about America will magically go away. Wow that's some fantasy shit.
@@yelkobayashi2007 best genuine President ever. Why do you morons always have to inject your poison. next
It always amazes me how someone can write a script this large, memorize it and then get on stage and deliver it as though it were coming naturally from your thoughts
I agree what a talent he was
Sounds like Bidens press secretary
Dealing with woke bozos adds that extra fuel.
@@j.m.c0726lol this is the weirdest bot comment I’ve ever seen.
@@aliengreen2364 what kind of dummy responds to a bot?
I'm afraid that in 100 or 200 years, George Carlin's videos will still be current.
We'll be dead
Definitely.
At this rate, human beings won’t make it to 200 years.
humanity will be gone (with no revolution)
well probably not
This is not comedy, this is a man with important information to share.
Facts to share.
it is comedy and it is important information to share. No one listens to an angry person who is just flapping his gums about his anger with humanity, but when you rant about it with a comical view about it, then everyone listens. Comedy puts an ease to the angry perspective and it makes it easier to listen. It's much easier for humans to take in information when they are simply happy.
yeah after covid i thought of this talk agian
Both. He needs to mock/ spoof the nut jobs. And that's funny AND serious.
Not, truth is delivered through humor and peppered with comments.
George Carlin was a stand up philosopher. Arguably the best one ever.
No one is arguing.
@Harold Berger That was just an act.
@Harold Berger show some respect
@Harold Berger Honesty, can you blame him though? Humanity sucks.
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 people suck.
The one line that sums it all up
"We can't even take care of ourselves, yet we think we can save the planet"
"Get your house in order first."
@@richardshortall5987 We want to save the planet so that the new cemeteries filled with victims of crime and war are well-maintained (plus smog-free).
I miss him terribly. He just told the truth.
"We haven't even learned to care for each other yet, how are we going to save the planet?" So true
Just like usa and canada pretending to recycle when they were just sending the garbage to cambodia
Asian countries were buying our recycling and making stuff with it. So it actually was being put to good use, but now I don't think they're buying much these days.
We can't care for ourselves or other species/life on the planet, we're fucking ourselves up and everything else too.
I mean that line contradicts itself in a way, because as he said saving the planet is about saving ourselves. "Since the planet is fine but the people are fucked". So by trying to save our habitat we are tying to take care of ourselves and each other.
I liked this comment but it made it go from 78 to 79 so I unliked it sorry
He was never a comedian, he simply spoke the truth in a funny manner.
damn i never thought id see u here
Exactly, a philosopher with a sense of humour.
I call him “Saint George”
Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be watching Dream videos? Please, go away, we don't want you here.
@@crazybabuskaman3923 Dunno, who are you? 😜
A comedian and a prophet. Rip George ❤
Your spot on lad👍
He’s burning in hell right now
Not so much a prophet, things just don't change that much. But he was a genius.
May he be at peace.
Robin Williams was a comedian with a philosophical vein. George Carlin was a philosopher with a sense of humor...
Clever, that.
"The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE." At one point, we don't know exactly when it happened, Carlin stopped doing Stand-up Comedy and started doing Stand-Up Facts masked as comedy.
True
I have seen George a couple of times in Cali and of course followed his stuff before (66 here) ,he was a liberal for years then sometime he learned a bit of reality instead of dreaming and hoping, his thing has always been based on facts, language, idiosyncracies of people, etc etc
He sure knew how to deliver the facts,...true or otherwise..He was great.!!
True story
The Planet is FINE. THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED. Pack your shit folk's.
Thank you George Carlin
r.i.p...
Nobody can touch Carlin. Glad some younger generations are listening.
Indeed, as a younger person it's super interesting to listen to his older stand up today. Wish he was still around cause I really want to know what he would think/say about the current state of the world
There sre later interviews when he is very blunt. Keep sharing Carlin. The current generation needs to stand up to ALL one sided arguments and save freedom and free speech. That’s what ever made America great.
Comedians were always circulated around my younger years, even now that im 19 I see Carlin as a legend. Him and Don Rickles 😂😂
his views on religion are bullshit
They where jokes of course he can be touched he Is aware of that if everything he said is 100% percent true itd be delusion dont fucking follow this man like hes a monk hes just an experienced man and comedian
People watching this saying he is ahead of his time don’t realize that despite advances in technology, we’ve actually just had the exact same societal issues in America for centuries. He was just really talented at articulating his thoughts in a way that was second to none
I didn't discover George Carlin before this very moment. Thank God I did! THIS is what I want to hear; Life seen from the very big perspective. Amazing! I can already tell he's a legend.
There's a ton of stuff out there. I discovered him in the 70's.
George is a legend, every climate activist should watch and learn. Send this to Greata Tuneberg. How dare you.........😮 Peace...........
Wow, how did you accomplish that?
@@CJ-ej6mo The rock she lived under was enormous.
@kayfish7621 She could just be young. Or maybe not from America or a western nation. Or maybe not much into stand-up comedy.
George Carlin - probably the most intelligent comedian to date. I don’t laugh a lot when I watch him, but I’m left speechless by his erudition, oratory, perspective, and wisdom.
He was incredibly well-versed and had a fascination for linguistics.
He also practiced his delivery like nobody else. He understood the importance of every aspect of communication.
I think it is arguably one of the most intelligent celebrities of the last 100 years. If feels insulting to call him a celebrity but he was definitely famous lol
Maybe you'll like Bo Burnham. They're similar.
Patrice O’neill
yes, true, a lot of what he says is actually true, he just says it in a humorous way.
I love George Carlin. If I were ever asked that age old philosophical question.. What well known person
would you love to sit down, with dead or alive of course my first answer would be George Carlin but on the other hand, that just might piss him off? He would be the one I would have loved sitting with George and just watch how he thinks 😅
George was WAY ahead of his time. Even now his standup can hold its own and is still relevant.
Yup.. Love his bit on plastics
life happens in cycles, so hes right on time.
Even more relevant with the SJW facist regime.
jet44444 yeah honestly it’s crazy
Since this was filmed, the amount of nature that still exists has been cut in half. Think about that.
He was wrong then, but he's twice as wrong today.
Well over 90% of nature has been destroyed. Insects have collapsed by well over 90%, same with land vertebrates.
He's saying all things I have been thinking quietly.
The planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone. My favorite phrase.
Philosopher of Ancient Greece:
-"What's the purpose of life?
George Carlin , 20th century:
-We're here to make plastic.
Socrates and Carlin might have interesting conversation.
The Purpose of life is to think about questions like this.
@@---bm5bc the purpose of life is to live
Yes more plastic. 😂😂😂
It could be why not
I always rewatch Carlin when i don't feel ok. He makes me feel that life is just another simple fact and nothing else
Life is a process, death is a moment. Life ends in death and death begets new life.
Look at life. Look at you being alive right now. ... What are you really?
Agreed 👍
@@akshaynatu1084 Quite the opposite. Although he is not the fearless sociopath that he plays in his darker stuff after '94, he is still an extraordinary person to be around as said by his contemporaries in various interviews after his death. He actually emphasized that it was only when he started doing comedy for himself that he enjoyed his work and got popular as a result. You should watch a documentary or two about him to clear things up.
yup
@@Dowlphin if one's gotta go personal, let's make it one's own personal, hey. It comes out - and through too - so much better.
I miss em so much. He's probably down there right now looking up at us
Lmao
Or as a spirit say’n to himself Good I got the F Outa there 😅
I wish he was still alive. It'd be very interesting to hear his opinions on the last decade.... Rip George.
I've always admired his closing line, Take care of yourselves. And then take care of somebody else.
Brilliant. Truly.
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I always loved it when people shake off the people pleaser mindset that kills millions of people and instead speak their mind and stay true to themselves!!!!!!!!!
How are you going to take care of someone else if you can't even take care of your own self?
He's speaking the truth
@@jeannedarc7533 little did Carlin Kno that we would have Trump as president and he did shake things up alot!!!!!!!!
He only said "take care of yourselves", but yeah.
"Save the Planet? The planet is fine...THE PEOPLE are fucked! Difference."
"The Planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!"
I've been truly amazed by George Carlin's style of speaking the truth in front of his audience and still be able to make them laugh of themselves. Absolute genius.
He makes Greta Thunberg look like a real joke now.
The little shit Greta Thornburg should be made to binge watch this video, and also go back to school and learn about geography and history!
That's because Greta is a joke, she knows nothing!
I've always liked him but he really missed the mark regarding climate change. Either he didn't know or didn't believe what was predicted by REAL scientists in the 70s and is happening right now in 2021 across the entire country. Can't win 'em all.
@@marshallbaxter9231 Yeah, but he was right on the mark concerning the fact that "the planet has been through much worse than us." We are arrogant thinking we matter so much.
I am a 60's man including Vietnam. I went as a Ranger but this guy was and still is Our guy. Period! . Love him.I am 73 and still a Army Ranger and still love but miss George Carlin
Just found out about George Carlin, I've been on a binge for 2 days listening to his content. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like he is doing standup in 2023. What an absolute legend
He was a "Stand-up Philosopher."
Indeed. I never really got why he's classified as a comedian. 98% of his content is just him speaking his mind on rather serious topics. The stage is his soapbox. Sure he is funny from time to time, but so is the guy on the soapbox. It kinda reminds me of the Nina Simone thing and the "Mississippi Goddam". It kinda sounds like a show tune but the lyrics are actually a really bleak cry of desperation, pain and deep, black sorrow. But the audience laughed and enjoyed themselves, at least in the beginning. I guess even those most bent on having a good time started choking when she basically sang that they'd all burn in hell.
Indeed, we might not even be in this mess in the first place.
... and Hilary Clinton. I'm sure he'd endorse neither. But the material he'd come up with would be priceless. Truly a natural this guy.
Jerry Dodge he's like the white comedian Tupac lol
facts
"Pack your shit folks" - gets me every time lol
+Soheb khan a surface nuisance, we are
Yup
+Soheb khan hahaha just saw your comment, couldnt agree more!
+Soheb khan Did u pack ur shit?
he was such a unique person each a Time i watch his videos i keep miss him a lot and sadly he is gone
He was a true genius!!!
Remember watching when it just came out I thought it was really good and funny Now I think this is genius and frightening RIP George Carlin we’re still watching you
This is from 1992 and it's more relevant than ever
Funny how the comments are so recent. I wonder how it picked up so much recent viewership.
@it just doesn't matter jp You really didn't understand his point huh?
I wasn’t even born. If only he was still around
Carlins relevancy transcends time. Then again, if you listen more to him, he'll say that time doesn't exist and that it's nothing more than a human invention 😁
@@jamesdixon6332 Well, that _is_ science fact.
It is so impressive the way Carlin was able to deliver long sentences without stuttering, without stumbling, without mispronouncing anything. So smooth. Great presenter. And better yet, he was right!!
@tubetardism 20/20 He was right in that environmentalism is so full of shit.
He practiced in front of a mirror and memorized his routines over and over until they were flawless. You can find vids of this exact same act word for word right down to the facial expressions on another night in another venue. He was a notorious perfectionist.
Even with the screams of those idiots. He was perfect 👌
No teleprompters anywhere....he was goood, he just memorized it all..!
Scott Heslin we don’t need to know that. Let him RIP
Much more than a comedian, Carlin was/is an inspiring human being. This could have been written a 1000 years ago, or yesterday... this makes me cry everytime on how crude and true it is thinking about it. His brilliance is timeless and these thoughts live forever. Thank you for this George. RIP
Awesome comment!
Carlin spoke the truth.
DEFINITELY
We’ve never needed George Carlin more than we do today. Rest In Peace.
A true Gem
RIP
GEORGE CARLIN
I agree! His take on pro-life assholes is spot on!
@@akshaynatu1084 absolutely wrong
What do we need him for? Or are you just looking to scapegoat because you require a "hero" to solve your problems?
@@Machiave11i 😂🤣😆
“We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the planet?!” Underrated but powerful quote.
Edit for correct wording.
The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there✊🏿 ruclips.net/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/видео.html
Indeed
@@benfrank9962 I thought Hillary voters were delusional, jesus
But that's.... SOCIALISM
@@definitelynotcrazyrei3890 your life sucks
he was one in a million. There will never be another like him. I wish he was still here.
A real common sense talker. RIP George
Can ANYONE imagine George Carlin in today's society?
The closest I can think of would be like a Bill Burr or a Jimmy Carr. But that's an unfair comparison because Bill and Jimmy purposely try to offend you. George simply told you his opinion and it just happened to be fucking hilarious
5150 Designs he would be shadow banned😂
That aids thing didn't get many laughs
Oh man... the protests would be worse than Ben Shapiro.
I would call it a great time.
"The earth wanted plastic.
Didn't know how to make it.
Needed us."
Lol
@Carolann Cannuli-Denton there is bacteria that eats plastic. So not that long anymore.
@@SuperLazyCat, so the earth adapted to plastic.
@@jeremymenchaca he is lying
@@duustincrawford2945 no u
@@SuperLazyCat About 1 million years now, not that long!
One of the most rational Minds I've heard in my lifetime
I am a Senior at a university, and this man would enrage the ENTIRE "Science" community at my campus. I LOVE IT!!
I'm a going for my major in Biology, and it's the same thing: "Save the Earth. Save the Earth. Save the Earth." George Carlin is right about one thing: even before man became super industrialized, species, animal, plant, microscopic, ecosystems were already being naturally destroyed and/or replaced.
Not to mention, not every damn thing humans do to the Earth is harmful. And I'm not talking about the preservation stuff. I mean stuff we inadvertently do. Don't some animals flock to our factories or powerplants, where water is warm and stuff to keep warm? Look at Barn Swallows. I've been seeing them make MASSIVE nest colonies under highways using mud during their yearly migrations.
also, the people who do destroy rainforests and all, WHO owns the money to afford to destroy it all? The average person? No. Rich and greedy corporations. If the average person tried to deforest the whole rainforest, we know they would be stopped with no problem.
20 elite people fly to G20 summit in private planes that use more gas than one car uses for 2.5 years. It's not our doing, it's theirs...😁
@@trustinJesus_only Not to mention, people love to use the word "Organic." You know, if the molecule contains Carbon, it's organic. That's where Organic Chemistry gets its name from: Carbon. But not every Organic molecule is safe. Lots of them are toxic. I was in Organic Chemistry 1 and 2 labs, and the chemicals we worked with (Organics) were known to be toxic. So, yeah. Hard pill for them to swallow.
@@kaijufan6246a word can have multiple meanings you know…
Never get tired of watching George. His voice, pacing, vernacular, inflections, the content, everything is just stellar
He was a genius.
Agree 100% ,🙈🙉🙊
@@davidharrison3711 I knew of him for many years but wow now I truly appreciate this man. Genius is the word.
His ability to spit out list of synonyms and antonyms is almost like a rapper doing slings of poetry. Its perfection.
True wordsmith.
"Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin
The earth will shake us off like bad case of fleas a surface nuisance..brilliant
LibertyMatrix ...Said Thomas’s driver.
LibertyMatrix agreed.
Nothing that exists is a failure.
LibertyMatrix humanity is a side effect of nature we never asked for this lofw
This monologue it's just perfect, I find it even poetic
This is by far one of his best performances.
He knew he was dying then, he got messages from the other realms. He no longer gave a shit about hollyweird. He just wanted to tell it like it is.
“If plastic isn’t biodegradable then the earth will simply develop a new paradigm”
On that note, a new fungus was discovered that eats plastic, so safe to say the earth has it all figured out.
...and if microplastics are already in your bloodstream (which they are)? Don't worry, the fungus will go in there and eat it all up for you:)
@@alexwarner5395 Like he said, the planet is fine, the people are fucked.
No evidence yet that "microplastics" do anything tho
@@alexwarner5395 it doesn't really seem like it's killing me so i don't think i care
Thought it was a bacteria that eats plastic.
@@idxeko5322 Just wait.
One of my favorite quotes ever: "Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me." Love this one. RIP George Carlin.
🤣🤣
Same just because for example save the children it doesn't make you a morally good person but behind close doors these individuals can be physically verbally or emotionally abusive in general. So called good people on this planet don't impress me at all they often do it as a cover up and a very narcissistic point of view.
@@abrahampalmer8761 You're right, sometimes the monsters hide in plain sight by leading or supporting social justice movements.
@@JennyFB1281 exactly I'm not glorifying bad behavior but these so called self righteous people in general are far worse and more dangerous because they are covert or undercover with their degenerate behavior in general and projecting in unto others.
@@abrahampalmer8761 You're right. I've had the misfortune of working for several so-called social justice organizations and the majority of the people working at them were some of the most condescending, elitist, and arrogant I've ever met. I can remember one manager telling support staff at a meeting that some days they'll feel like they're in the movie The Devil Wears Prada because she'll be taking out her frustration and bad moods on them, and anyone else in a lower rank than her. Because she's one of the bosses and it's her PRIVILEGE to act that way and treat lower level staff that way. And this is just one of many incidents I saw, and doesn't include the ignorance that was directed towards me multiple times. Sickening, hypocritical, virtue signaling trash.
This is what a Genuine Philosopher and Visionary looks like folks.💙
Greatest philosopher of the 20th century.
2022 and this guy is still golden
Best comedian of all time.
True
He will be remembered as actual proof that intelligent life did once exist.
He will be the next Socrates
Nice edit lol
This is even more relevant in 2019.
So true
actually
I was just about to make this very comment!
Amen
We will not be the last species to kill ourselves
Boy do I miss this man.. we really need him at his acerbic best right now.
So spot on. Dude was ahead of his time. A true legend.
"viruses are tricky, always forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed"... Way ahead of his time.
I was just about to say the same thing!😳🤯🤯
Scary shit
Not really, viruses always do this. Covid is just another virus on the long list of viruses that form a new strain.
That was what scientist learn when they learn from spanish flu.
It's sarcasm...this is how viruses themselves work.
Just realize, when Carlin is calling people stupid, he's not speaking with you, he's talking about you.
“The planet isn’t going anywhere, WE ARE pack your bags”. Great
that line was solid Carlin gold !!!
I love em. Great guy. Great long ago too. Im 70 now. Hes right
George Carlin talking about how a virus might end humanity left me absolutely speechless
It’s almost like viruses aren’t a new thing.
@@RedRaptor78 of course they're not, I never said they were. I'm just saying that watching this after the COVID scare was a sobering experience
and what he says about vaccines.
@@lisacheney4763 that’s because he wanted people to die and lower the population.
"Save the planet? We haven't learned to care for one another! We're going to save the fucking planet?!" George was always so on point regarding the topics he spoke about. For me, his intelligence is the main thing that makes him my favourite stand up of all time. At times he could be hilarious, but there was always a basic truth lying at the heart of all his material. I miss him, his stand up is very much still needed today
Kinda feel he missed the mark with that stuff though. I mean, the Earth is our habitat, so attempting to "save the planet" IS trying to "care for one another."
@@GrahamChapman
Correct me if I am mistaken, but the point is, there will be no saving the planet due to how we treat each other at times
@@GrahamChapman try and start caring for humans like you before thinking of something else
@@boddy212 why are you assuming he's not caring for others? Also taking care of our habitat is only logical.
learning how to properly share this environment is the first step to saving it. We can't just not save it though, unless we're okay with disappearing as a species in a climate apocalypse of starvation, sickness, and strife.
This guy makes waaaaaaayyyy too much sense to just be a comedian
Greta thunberg should be made to watch this, will she be educated!!!!!!
@@williambrodala8144 SHe's hopless case.
philosopher who uses comedy to spread the truth
@UC6coswl9lvgnBmr4a4tpuaQ uh dipshit you need to calm the fuck down about simping for your corporate masters
@@piotrd.4850 Just a Soros Puppet , who makes Millions (40.000.000)in 2019 . its al abouthe the $$$ notthing more notthing les , its like Hitler did put children in front to pusche the lies.
Damn I miss George Carlin
15 years after and it holds true more than ever.
Has to be the best ending bit of his, ever. Here we are, nearly 25 years later, and it is still as relevant as ever.
Exactly! Most of the things if not everything he said are still relevant.
it's strange how we think that some things could be amended in decades, or in course of a lifetime. humans have always had the same problems, for thousands of years now. think about wars, colonization, diseases. the same things have been happening for centuries and are still happening..we live in chaotic, mad, ok, a bit more sophisticated, but still mad world.
This is what makes him the greatest of all time.
Dragon's Red
Dragon's Red
George Carlin made the truth funny. He was a genius.
lol Do you know who Einstein and Newton were?
Yep. I saw him twice in concert. He is really missed
@@250txc Didn't they open for Zeppelin at MSG in '75?
@@chuckryan6065 '73 :)
250txc
He means MODERN genius, dumbass
The prophet and greatest comedian of all time.
Since today is Earth Day, I had to watch this again.
George Carlin was so right about everything - he's sorely missed.
Ya the virus gave me chills. He was right on the money
He is missed
@@davehenson3588 You do know he was talking about AIDS though right?
@@christymarie3747 Maybe that one did not work well enough, so they went for Covid.
Same reasoning.
Except that he didn't know about climate change caused by giant corporations
Came here for a laugh, left with an existential crisis
You wondering why r u here?
Plastic asshole
@@baashi3578 LOL. 😂😂
Is that a Schecter Guitar?
He's point is, humans causes risk to other humans' existence in this planet. But never to the fucking planet.
Please don't say you took this dimwit seriously
This was what comedy was, kids, before you killed it.
Best comedian ever. Miss him so much. Just so smart he was. Lots of ❤ to you george where ever you are now.
He was a genius that was always ahead of the times. Saw Him live in the 90's. I had worked on the ac systems in this theatre when it was built. So I took a side exit instead of following the crowd out when the show was over. A limo rolled by and stopped, the rear window went down & it was Mr. Carlin. He shook my hand and thanked me for coming to his show..and told me to have a safe trip home. Such a down to earth & nice man. The world is a lesser place without him. But at least we have him recorded going back decades
Down to earth travelling in a limo?🤔
So well said. You lucky person.
@@micahbodha6129 The limo service is commonly provided by the organiser of such events as part of the whole deal. For someone huge like Mr Carlin it's a standard practice in many parts of US and he deserves it even more than most. The humility mentioned by OP is the fact that he stopped the limo just to greet his random audience - which you probably won't even bother doing if it was you in that limo.
@@micahbodha6129 That's my exact thoughts! 😄😄
@@micahbodha6129 lmao
This man was a genius and everything he said was spot on
The fact that his material is still relevant till this day shows clearly that he was a philosophical genius & it is insane how timeless it is. You can literally watch it over and over & never get bored. George Carlin needs to be forever remembered as a legendary comedian ahead of his time 💯
Amen
I've been watching loads of his stuff recently, he is a genius and an amazing performer. But in my opinion, there's so much wrong with this bit
@@elliott9628 Yeah because you were programmed to never go against your teachers or ''authorities'',or their beliefs. Guess you believe in climate change, think that government cares for you,and you're lined up for vaccine?
@@vietnowsoldo I'm a marine ecologist studying the impacts of climate change in the arctic ocean, this shit is real. But I do not believe the government cares for me and am massively anti-establishment especially when it comes to politics and the financial sector. People aren't black and white as you make them out to be. But going on your shite logic, it sounds like you were programmed to always rebel against the authorities and against popular views, regardless of the evidence put in front you - so i guess you believe climate change is a hoax, moon landing was a hoax, and i expect you'll venture out one day looking for the edge of the flat earth you dearly believe in.
How is it possible to be so relevant all to this day? He was a fortunate teller
Earth is recovering, at the cost of humans. Congratulations, he's a prophet
Hes not a prophet just someone who doesn't care
You're exactly what he's talking about bro! Dumb fuck that doesn't realize facts!!!! FYI it's called being a deadhead!! Wake up bro!!! It is what it is! Quit lying to yourself! You're the exact problem of what is wrong!!!
Humans do need to die
Earth will thrive without us.
humans need to go extinct ASAP
King Solomon in Ecclesiastes said: "generations come, generations go, but the earth endures forever". Well done George.
Also real people have said that
@@pepinillorick5741 don't start.
@@pepinillorick5741 don't be the kid that ruins santa and the tooth fairy, both sides don't like that type of person.
Even though it's part of the Bible, Ecclesiastes is probably the most nihilistic book in the Bible.
@@canaanclb true. Furthermore, the whole bible is nihilistic atheistic. People have just been conditioned to read it theistically. It was originally an atheistic nihilistic book that got hijacked by theists, who reinterpreted the verses to suit a theistic agenda.
European here, best speech EVER, l have to hand it to you, Americans, you have the most creative people and comedians humans ever had, regardless of what Europeans think o you. Kudos
Hey, I'm Welsh and I don't think badly about the U.S.A! You gave us Anthony Perkins!
English comedians were still better)))
Just came back for a visit in 2024….
"The big electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't judge. It just is. And so are we, for a little while."
Love you Carlin
I didnt understand that part of the joke. Mind explaining it?
@@redflorian4672 he's just telling us to chill out and enjoy being alive, to just be.
His scientific knowledge equates to that of a middle schooler
@@samanthawaldron5 well it's a good thing he's a comedian and not a scientist, then.
@@samanthawaldron5 Please, do tell us about your vast scientific knowledge. The beauty of this is he is explaining life at a macro level. You are looking at a micro level, which is the whole point of the joke he is making in the first place.
" Planet is going to shake us off like a bad case of flea " So true....
COVID-19....
Scary.
It isn’t gonna kill everybody lol
@@rivershea6997 Maybe we might escape Covid-19 but if we continue to follow the same lifestyle, in the near future we will meet our doom...
@@rangapv5028 We will deserve it, too.
It’s not the Black Death. Don’t be so dramatic.
How many times have you seen this bit? And just like me, can you watch it a hundred times more in the future?
Ingenious man. So missed..
Perfect eight minute reflection of Carlin's career. Has all the early brilliance then he gets dark at the end.
George was EXACTLY RIGHT !
"The Planet isn't going anywhere; WE ARE !!!"
The atmosphere can go away though
@@myusername2607 what about all of the animals that require the same as us to survive
@@myusername2607 isnt that still worth preventing though
@@222cubing8 If you believe the scientists who are paid off by the W.E.F.
We can and have saved dozens of species and ecosystems when politicians actually listen to scientists that’s why we still have a national bird 🦅
The planet doesn't need us we need the planet
@Justo Juarez No we don't. Planet existed way before us and will after us. The planet doesn't need us to survive.
Well said, Dumb Ass.
Take a look at those nonpopulated planet, does it look like it need any creature to helping it shape some form ?!
NO !
Its we the lifeform who need the planet to survive and stand on ,LEARN YOUR PLACE.
@Justo Juarez we belong to the planet. Planet has a few billion years on us. We'll be long gone and the planet will still be here.
The planet has been here long before us and will be long after. It takes care of itself with water and heat alone (rain and sun). It doesn't need our precious asses
He told TRUTH with every GOLDEN WORD. WISDOM beyond MEASURE. He was a GENIUS.
Wow was he ahead of his time. He'd be cancelled today, sadly.
He's so right, in every conceivable way.
"Take care of yourselves. And take care of somebody else. Goodnight."
That's really all it comes down to. R.I.P Carlin, you're the man.
he was right on!
+Mobley Hernandez Nicely spotted.
+That VR Dude moron
Indeed he was. It changed my mind.
R.I.P. George Carlin😭❤️
I periodically watch George's work to get my perspectives straightened out!
Me too. He's my sane pill.
@@paragonofgood George is my reality pill!!!
So you require a comedian to align your perspectives? Do you realize how crazy that is?
@@Machiave11i eh, less crazy than most things…crazier than some
He's sane but still lacking modern sciences, we figured out that climate change will likely kill us, not the planet, we should be extremely careful what we do in the future and now to save ourselves.
Mr. George Carlin was Absolutely Alsome ❤
20 years later, still as relevant as ever. RIP George Carlin, the GOAT
"Been through earth quakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bags!!?" The best question of all time.
Not to mention, Tsunamis, Tornadoes, and Hurricanes. . .
And some cows Farting?
Wait, didn't the Dinosaurs Fart too?
Gabriel Martin This is why I don’t believe banning plastic straws is gonna do shit.
Gabriel Martin h
That was George delivering 9 straight hole-in-ones!!!
“What is my purpose?”
“You make plastic”
“Oh, my god”
welcome to to club pal
*theme song plays*
Rick and Morty reference
***oh my Big Electron
Futurama
Most of the times when I watch George's standup I do not even laugh anymore. I just get chills about how accurate he was. Do not get me wrong, the guy is a great comedian, but a better philosopher. Sometimes I revists these video's just to hear some brutal logic, which is really refreshing.
Comedians are the modern day philosophers.
this is the wisest shit he ever said "save the planet? what? we havent even learned to take care of each other"
Well, the earth/universe didn't just need us for the plastic. It is also on a quest for knowledge. Cause you see, infinite useless space and pointless darkness is unacceptable no matter who or what you are.Therefore It has no fucking clue what it is and what purpose does it serve. Once we prove to be unable to comprehend its purpose and meaning, as per our biological limitations, it will indeed discard us like a bad case of fleas. But not before we provide it with the next mutation, the next step in evolution that will allow it to understand itself: the A.I. , the neural nework that provides all of the human knowledge's advantages and none of it's weaknesses. So yea fucking eachother does serve a greater puropse and we'll never need to learn to take care of eachother (political BS). It's the kind of skit that you needn't take literally, but just read between the lines.
@@m.ipopescu1219 And therein, my friend, lies this man's philosophical and comedic genius!
M.I Popescu,
Lol ... the earth has all the knowledge it will ever need. It's the people upon it that are lacking; in a great many ways. Rip Carlin ... you nailed it.
@@m.ipopescu1219 Seems like a bunch of "faith" to me. Science is the new religion, making all kinds of off the wall shit up that cant ever be proven.
@@perrystuart8035 you should go meet god...asap
I agree. It's not the world that's gone crazy. It's the people themselves that are crazy.
Absolutely...
By design.
Absolutely
"I'M NOT CRAZY!! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY!!" Suicidal Tendencies
@@MisterMikeTexas all i wanted was a pepsi
😂From time to time I need to see him again. It heals my soul.I live in Germany 🤢
I like your attitude towards your country. Without national pride, we'll be more likely to solve the problems of certain countries.
George was pure genius . How I wish he was still here to witness the pandemic and the woke activists !
The joke clearly went over your head. The whole point of it was that the actions are people are what's making the Earth unsustainable...for people.
His joke for Covid would most likely have been something like that it's the planet's attempt to get rid of us and that it will try again later
what a thinker. what a showman. what a comedian. what a guy.