George Carlin - Saving the Planet

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  • @ricardosmith8427
    @ricardosmith8427 4 года назад +6008

    he was far ahead of his time, a philosopher parading as a comedian

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 4 года назад +37

      Well we have Trump a clown parading as a President.

    • @MiggsMultiple
      @MiggsMultiple 4 года назад +37

      That has never been said before....so profound

    • @ricardosmith8427
      @ricardosmith8427 4 года назад +28

      @@yelkobayashi2007
      then vote democrat and all the problems will be solved and america will be restored to the paradise and greatness it once was untill trump came along , blue no matter who right ? 🖒

    • @yelkobayashi2007
      @yelkobayashi2007 4 года назад +20

      @@ricardosmith8427 hahaha and you think just by voting democrat every single problem about America will magically go away. Wow that's some fantasy shit.

    • @mikesecor6074
      @mikesecor6074 4 года назад +12

      @@yelkobayashi2007 best genuine President ever. Why do you morons always have to inject your poison. next

  • @JohnwayneNOgacy
    @JohnwayneNOgacy Год назад +1197

    It always amazes me how someone can write a script this large, memorize it and then get on stage and deliver it as though it were coming naturally from your thoughts

    • @peterdowsett1462
      @peterdowsett1462 Год назад +36

      I agree what a talent he was

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 Год назад +10

      Sounds like Bidens press secretary

    • @ms-eg9hr
      @ms-eg9hr Год назад +19

      Dealing with woke bozos adds that extra fuel.

    • @aliengreen2364
      @aliengreen2364 Год назад +29

      @@j.m.c0726lol this is the weirdest bot comment I’ve ever seen.

    • @j.m.c0726
      @j.m.c0726 Год назад +13

      @@aliengreen2364 what kind of dummy responds to a bot?

  • @RealBillyGarcia
    @RealBillyGarcia 2 года назад +3774

    George Carlin was a stand up philosopher. Arguably the best one ever.

  • @susangreene9662
    @susangreene9662 Год назад +732

    I'm afraid that in 100 or 200 years, George Carlin's videos will still be current.

    • @milfordcivic6755
      @milfordcivic6755 Год назад +25

      We'll be dead

    • @kiyabekele6610
      @kiyabekele6610 9 месяцев назад +6

      Definitely.

    • @inalavalamp
      @inalavalamp 8 месяцев назад +23

      At this rate, human beings won’t make it to 200 years.

    • @SirCommoner
      @SirCommoner 8 месяцев назад +7

      humanity will be gone (with no revolution)

    • @robertturtle
      @robertturtle 7 месяцев назад +1

      well probably not

  • @ThatGingerGuy51
    @ThatGingerGuy51 4 года назад +13652

    Okay, it’s official. George Carlin can either time travel or can predict the future with terrifying accuracy

    • @nepalyesterday
      @nepalyesterday 4 года назад +160

      @@richardbarry04553 haha what a way to put it ... Awesomely said

    • @nemanjamarkovic2444
      @nemanjamarkovic2444 4 года назад +250

      I would want to have him now this times so sad he died

    • @jkrsevand
      @jkrsevand 4 года назад +65

      Wasn't that hard

    • @nickw5022
      @nickw5022 4 года назад +157

      Dude sees the whole picture were here to make plastic looool

    • @georgetrapp6666
      @georgetrapp6666 4 года назад +234

      Of course, specifically, he was talking about AIDS, but Corona news is what brought me to revisit this. For the parallel, at least.

  • @antonio39776
    @antonio39776 3 года назад +1683

    I always rewatch Carlin when i don't feel ok. He makes me feel that life is just another simple fact and nothing else

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 2 года назад +19

      Life is a process, death is a moment. Life ends in death and death begets new life.
      Look at life. Look at you being alive right now. ... What are you really?

    • @jatiendredewgoerdien1440
      @jatiendredewgoerdien1440 2 года назад +5

      Agreed 👍

    • @Gxlto
      @Gxlto 2 года назад +25

      @Akshay Natu Quite the opposite. Although he is not the fearless sociopath that he plays in his darker stuff after '94, he is still an extraordinary person to be around as said by his contemporaries in various interviews after his death. He actually emphasized that it was only when he started doing comedy for himself that he enjoyed his work and got popular as a result. You should watch a documentary or two about him to clear things up.

    • @Dkinstv
      @Dkinstv 2 года назад

      yup

    • @basicdesign1
      @basicdesign1 2 года назад

      @@Dowlphin if one's gotta go personal, let's make it one's own personal, hey. It comes out - and through too - so much better.

  • @travisn2875
    @travisn2875 3 года назад +2797

    I've always admired his closing line, Take care of yourselves. And then take care of somebody else.
    Brilliant. Truly.

    • @sandaas100
      @sandaas100 3 года назад +17

      Was looking for this comment

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 3 года назад +22

      I always loved it when people shake off the people pleaser mindset that kills millions of people and instead speak their mind and stay true to themselves!!!!!!!!!

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 3 года назад +31

      How are you going to take care of someone else if you can't even take care of your own self?
      He's speaking the truth

    • @carlswindelliv2701
      @carlswindelliv2701 3 года назад +4

      @@moatasemkassab4517 little did Carlin Kno that we would have Trump as president and he did shake things up alot!!!!!!!!

    • @orangeknight321
      @orangeknight321 3 года назад +4

      He only said "take care of yourselves", but yeah.

  • @mariouxwork8731
    @mariouxwork8731 2 месяца назад +84

    Once in a while I come here to listen to this wonderful man to keep my sanity. He's my hero.

    • @Wanapelei
      @Wanapelei 2 месяца назад +2

      Same.

    • @crashboombang8163
      @crashboombang8163 2 месяца назад +2

      Daily!

    • @carlosasher-leon4879
      @carlosasher-leon4879 Месяц назад +2

      @mariouxwork8731 I thought I was the only person who felt this way....
      He is my hero, have not been able to replace him...

    • @OObsess
      @OObsess 25 дней назад +3

      nice to see some kindred spirits

    • @illmeeillmee9373
      @illmeeillmee9373 23 дня назад

      he is wrong about this though. Climate change is real.

  • @iangilbert7722
    @iangilbert7722 2 года назад +1569

    George Carlin - probably the most intelligent comedian to date. I don’t laugh a lot when I watch him, but I’m left speechless by his erudition, oratory, perspective, and wisdom.

    • @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE
      @NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE Год назад +40

      He was incredibly well-versed and had a fascination for linguistics.
      He also practiced his delivery like nobody else. He understood the importance of every aspect of communication.
      I think it is arguably one of the most intelligent celebrities of the last 100 years. If feels insulting to call him a celebrity but he was definitely famous lol

    • @aayanahmedkhan7775
      @aayanahmedkhan7775 Год назад +2

      Maybe you'll like Bo Burnham. They're similar.

    • @greyarea7012
      @greyarea7012 Год назад

      Patrice O’neill

    • @theforsaken127
      @theforsaken127 Год назад +5

      yes, true, a lot of what he says is actually true, he just says it in a humorous way.

    • @joannpierce5865
      @joannpierce5865 Год назад +9

      I love George Carlin. If I were ever asked that age old philosophical question.. What well known person
      would you love to sit down, with dead or alive of course my first answer would be George Carlin but on the other hand, that just might piss him off? He would be the one I would have loved sitting with George and just watch how he thinks 😅

  • @aydnofastro-action1788
    @aydnofastro-action1788 5 лет назад +2348

    Nobody can touch Carlin. Glad some younger generations are listening.

    • @feedstacker
      @feedstacker 5 лет назад +64

      Indeed, as a younger person it's super interesting to listen to his older stand up today. Wish he was still around cause I really want to know what he would think/say about the current state of the world

    • @aydnofastro-action1788
      @aydnofastro-action1788 5 лет назад +22

      There sre later interviews when he is very blunt. Keep sharing Carlin. The current generation needs to stand up to ALL one sided arguments and save freedom and free speech. That’s what ever made America great.

    • @uriah9638
      @uriah9638 5 лет назад +14

      Comedians were always circulated around my younger years, even now that im 19 I see Carlin as a legend. Him and Don Rickles 😂😂

    • @FaisalKhan-ml8qo
      @FaisalKhan-ml8qo 5 лет назад +2

      his views on religion are bullshit

    • @swankmank
      @swankmank 5 лет назад +9

      They where jokes of course he can be touched he Is aware of that if everything he said is 100% percent true itd be delusion dont fucking follow this man like hes a monk hes just an experienced man and comedian

  • @ineffable_potentiality_01
    @ineffable_potentiality_01 5 лет назад +1841

    "We haven't even learned to care for each other yet, how are we going to save the planet?" So true

    • @godens34
      @godens34 5 лет назад +51

      Just like usa and canada pretending to recycle when they were just sending the garbage to cambodia

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton 5 лет назад +8

      Asian countries were buying our recycling and making stuff with it. So it actually was being put to good use, but now I don't think they're buying much these days.

    • @AdamCharlton
      @AdamCharlton 5 лет назад +8

      We can't care for ourselves or other species/life on the planet, we're fucking ourselves up and everything else too.

    • @eliasjosephsson3994
      @eliasjosephsson3994 5 лет назад +6

      I mean that line contradicts itself in a way, because as he said saving the planet is about saving ourselves. "Since the planet is fine but the people are fucked". So by trying to save our habitat we are tying to take care of ourselves and each other.

    • @billiewheeler5972
      @billiewheeler5972 5 лет назад +2

      I liked this comment but it made it go from 78 to 79 so I unliked it sorry

  • @jjmah7
    @jjmah7 7 месяцев назад +101

    People watching this saying he is ahead of his time don’t realize that despite advances in technology, we’ve actually just had the exact same societal issues in America for centuries. He was just really talented at articulating his thoughts in a way that was second to none

  • @CobraHigh
    @CobraHigh 2 года назад +2076

    This is not comedy, this is a man with important information to share.

    • @LuigiTheMetal64
      @LuigiTheMetal64 2 года назад +22

      Facts to share.

    • @dreddmann9292
      @dreddmann9292 Год назад +32

      it is comedy and it is important information to share. No one listens to an angry person who is just flapping his gums about his anger with humanity, but when you rant about it with a comical view about it, then everyone listens. Comedy puts an ease to the angry perspective and it makes it easier to listen. It's much easier for humans to take in information when they are simply happy.

    • @andreeeeeeeee670
      @andreeeeeeeee670 Год назад +7

      yeah after covid i thought of this talk agian

    • @scottliberati5137
      @scottliberati5137 Год назад +7

      Both. He needs to mock/ spoof the nut jobs. And that's funny AND serious.

    • @urgdaddy
      @urgdaddy Год назад +3

      Not, truth is delivered through humor and peppered with comments.

  • @jet44444
    @jet44444 5 лет назад +3028

    George was WAY ahead of his time. Even now his standup can hold its own and is still relevant.

    • @amyscott9496
      @amyscott9496 5 лет назад +28

      Yup.. Love his bit on plastics

    • @Tamisha7
      @Tamisha7 5 лет назад +22

      life happens in cycles, so hes right on time.

    • @a-dutch-z7351
      @a-dutch-z7351 5 лет назад +28

      Even more relevant with the SJW facist regime.

    • @6rico663
      @6rico663 5 лет назад

      jet44444 yeah honestly it’s crazy

    • @thishandleistaken1011
      @thishandleistaken1011 5 лет назад +14

      Since this was filmed, the amount of nature that still exists has been cut in half. Think about that.
      He was wrong then, but he's twice as wrong today.
      Well over 90% of nature has been destroyed. Insects have collapsed by well over 90%, same with land vertebrates.

  • @claudiocaccavale3092
    @claudiocaccavale3092 3 года назад +2394

    "Save the Planet? The planet is fine...THE PEOPLE are fucked! Difference."
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere...WE ARE!"
    I've been truly amazed by George Carlin's style of speaking the truth in front of his audience and still be able to make them laugh of themselves. Absolute genius.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 3 года назад +76

      He makes Greta Thunberg look like a real joke now.

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 года назад +8

      The little shit Greta Thornburg should be made to binge watch this video, and also go back to school and learn about geography and history!

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 года назад +10

      That's because Greta is a joke, she knows nothing!

    • @marshallbaxter9231
      @marshallbaxter9231 3 года назад +13

      I've always liked him but he really missed the mark regarding climate change. Either he didn't know or didn't believe what was predicted by REAL scientists in the 70s and is happening right now in 2021 across the entire country. Can't win 'em all.

    • @jasonnapier2479
      @jasonnapier2479 3 года назад +68

      @@marshallbaxter9231 Yeah, but he was right on the mark concerning the fact that "the planet has been through much worse than us." We are arrogant thinking we matter so much.

  • @thomasnguyen3925
    @thomasnguyen3925 5 месяцев назад +385

    When people say the world is going to end, no it isn't. Humanity will end, Earth will be here.

    • @stevenweiss2148
      @stevenweiss2148 5 месяцев назад +9

      Exactly

    • @allansmith3837
      @allansmith3837 4 месяца назад +15

      Your world will end when they put the lid on your Coffin 😂

    • @draykowolf2293
      @draykowolf2293 4 месяца назад +5

      The world could end though.. if it got struck by a really large asteroid or the sun goes supernova etc etc.

    • @michaelwalsh9145
      @michaelwalsh9145 4 месяца назад +2

      Really, what makes you so sure?

    • @northwestcoast
      @northwestcoast 3 месяца назад +3

      You’re being pedantic. When people say the world is going to end, they generally mean that humanity is going to end

  • @ew1745
    @ew1745 3 года назад +838

    We’ve never needed George Carlin more than we do today. Rest In Peace.

    • @Patricia-sn9ln
      @Patricia-sn9ln 2 года назад +4

      A true Gem
      RIP
      GEORGE CARLIN

    • @weebabyshakeus
      @weebabyshakeus 2 года назад +4

      I agree! His take on pro-life assholes is spot on!

    • @motorbreath8277
      @motorbreath8277 2 года назад +8

      @Akshay Natu absolutely wrong

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i 2 года назад +4

      What do we need him for? Or are you just looking to scapegoat because you require a "hero" to solve your problems?

    • @ew1745
      @ew1745 2 года назад +1

      @@Machiave11i 😂🤣😆

  • @olliver4655
    @olliver4655 4 года назад +3224

    “We haven’t learned how to care for one another, we’re gonna save the planet?!” Underrated but powerful quote.
    Edit for correct wording.

    • @benfrank9962
      @benfrank9962 4 года назад +8

      The "Election" is an illusion! Stay strong and be safe out there✊🏿 ruclips.net/video/CZ3DD02fwGs/видео.html

    • @abeeraljawzi2828
      @abeeraljawzi2828 4 года назад +10

      Indeed

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +7

      @@benfrank9962 I thought Hillary voters were delusional, jesus

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 года назад +5

      But that's.... SOCIALISM

    • @benfrank9962
      @benfrank9962 3 года назад +7

      @@definitelynotcrazyrei3890 your life sucks

  • @fastballonly
    @fastballonly 5 лет назад +586

    It is so impressive the way Carlin was able to deliver long sentences without stuttering, without stumbling, without mispronouncing anything. So smooth. Great presenter. And better yet, he was right!!

    • @fastballonly
      @fastballonly 5 лет назад +17

      @tubetardism 20/20 He was right in that environmentalism is so full of shit.

    • @OriionCygnus
      @OriionCygnus 4 года назад +44

      He practiced in front of a mirror and memorized his routines over and over until they were flawless. You can find vids of this exact same act word for word right down to the facial expressions on another night in another venue. He was a notorious perfectionist.

    • @drfloyd82
      @drfloyd82 4 года назад +9

      Even with the screams of those idiots. He was perfect 👌

    • @worthington5687
      @worthington5687 4 года назад +4

      No teleprompters anywhere....he was goood, he just memorized it all..!

    • @cfraz8
      @cfraz8 4 года назад +2

      Scott Heslin we don’t need to know that. Let him RIP

  • @JSp4wN
    @JSp4wN 7 месяцев назад +45

    I wish he was still alive. It'd be very interesting to hear his opinions on the last decade.... Rip George.

    • @lynneb859
      @lynneb859 14 дней назад

      well he would not like saying under arms instead of arm pits😂

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 4 года назад +3540

    "The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE." At one point, we don't know exactly when it happened, Carlin stopped doing Stand-up Comedy and started doing Stand-Up Facts masked as comedy.

    • @hhfbko
      @hhfbko 4 года назад +14

      True

    • @ronnietoots6797
      @ronnietoots6797 4 года назад +56

      I have seen George a couple of times in Cali and of course followed his stuff before (66 here) ,he was a liberal for years then sometime he learned a bit of reality instead of dreaming and hoping, his thing has always been based on facts, language, idiosyncracies of people, etc etc

    • @grizzlyadamsmith6038
      @grizzlyadamsmith6038 4 года назад +30

      He sure knew how to deliver the facts,...true or otherwise..He was great.!!

    • @minermike61
      @minermike61 4 года назад +6

      True story

    • @thebronxguy916
      @thebronxguy916 4 года назад +42

      The Planet is FINE. THE PEOPLE ARE FUCKED. Pack your shit folk's.
      Thank you George Carlin
      r.i.p...

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 4 года назад +1420

    Never get tired of watching George. His voice, pacing, vernacular, inflections, the content, everything is just stellar

    • @davidharrison3711
      @davidharrison3711 4 года назад +18

      He was a genius.

    • @maudefreeman8780
      @maudefreeman8780 3 года назад +2

      Agree 100% ,🙈🙉🙊

    • @phlhoran12396
      @phlhoran12396 3 года назад +6

      @@davidharrison3711 I knew of him for many years but wow now I truly appreciate this man. Genius is the word.

    • @MsDrientje
      @MsDrientje 3 года назад +7

      His ability to spit out list of synonyms and antonyms is almost like a rapper doing slings of poetry. Its perfection.

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 года назад +4

      True wordsmith.

  • @JerryDodge
    @JerryDodge 8 лет назад +6062

    He was a "Stand-up Philosopher."

    • @QualeQualeson
      @QualeQualeson 8 лет назад +77

      Indeed. I never really got why he's classified as a comedian. 98% of his content is just him speaking his mind on rather serious topics. The stage is his soapbox. Sure he is funny from time to time, but so is the guy on the soapbox. It kinda reminds me of the Nina Simone thing and the "Mississippi Goddam". It kinda sounds like a show tune but the lyrics are actually a really bleak cry of desperation, pain and deep, black sorrow. But the audience laughed and enjoyed themselves, at least in the beginning. I guess even those most bent on having a good time started choking when she basically sang that they'd all burn in hell.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge 8 лет назад +5

      Indeed, we might not even be in this mess in the first place.

    • @kcaston
      @kcaston 8 лет назад +13

      ... and Hilary Clinton. I'm sure he'd endorse neither. But the material he'd come up with would be priceless. Truly a natural this guy.

    • @disfaka8089
      @disfaka8089 7 лет назад +5

      Jerry Dodge he's like the white comedian Tupac lol

    • @jack5001ful
      @jack5001ful 7 лет назад

      facts

  • @colin6768
    @colin6768 3 месяца назад +50

    George Carlin was one of the greatest philosophers of all time. RIP George.

    • @curedent6086
      @curedent6086 2 месяца назад

      It's quite appalling stupidity. Fortunately, the IPCC has changed people's minds since then.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +4269

    He was never a comedian, he simply spoke the truth in a funny manner.

    • @commandersky800
      @commandersky800 3 года назад +53

      damn i never thought id see u here

    • @jamesurquhart1142
      @jamesurquhart1142 3 года назад +100

      Exactly, a philosopher with a sense of humour.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool 3 года назад +29

      I call him “Saint George”

    • @crazybabuskaman3923
      @crazybabuskaman3923 3 года назад +6

      Why are you here? Aren't you supposed to be watching Dream videos? Please, go away, we don't want you here.

    • @MultiPetercool
      @MultiPetercool 3 года назад +7

      @@crazybabuskaman3923 Dunno, who are you? 😜

  • @ferenc-x7p
    @ferenc-x7p 4 года назад +2169

    Philosopher of Ancient Greece:
    -"What's the purpose of life?
    George Carlin , 20th century:
    -We're here to make plastic.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 года назад +64

      Socrates and Carlin might have interesting conversation.

    • @---bm5bc
      @---bm5bc 4 года назад +17

      The Purpose of life is to think about questions like this.

    • @Fel1xF7W
      @Fel1xF7W 4 года назад +16

      @@---bm5bc the purpose of life is to live

    • @ecraecsecraecs
      @ecraecsecraecs 3 года назад +2

      Yes more plastic. 😂😂😂

    • @aguacan
      @aguacan 3 года назад

      It could be why not

  • @JennyFB1281
    @JennyFB1281 3 года назад +379

    One of my favorite quotes ever: "Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me." Love this one. RIP George Carlin.

    • @kbtitan2464
      @kbtitan2464 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад +4

      Same just because for example save the children it doesn't make you a morally good person but behind close doors these individuals can be physically verbally or emotionally abusive in general. So called good people on this planet don't impress me at all they often do it as a cover up and a very narcissistic point of view.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 2 года назад +7

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right, sometimes the monsters hide in plain sight by leading or supporting social justice movements.

    • @abrahampalmer8761
      @abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад +1

      @@JennyFB1281 exactly I'm not glorifying bad behavior but these so called self righteous people in general are far worse and more dangerous because they are covert or undercover with their degenerate behavior in general and projecting in unto others.

    • @JennyFB1281
      @JennyFB1281 2 года назад +5

      @@abrahampalmer8761 You're right. I've had the misfortune of working for several so-called social justice organizations and the majority of the people working at them were some of the most condescending, elitist, and arrogant I've ever met. I can remember one manager telling support staff at a meeting that some days they'll feel like they're in the movie The Devil Wears Prada because she'll be taking out her frustration and bad moods on them, and anyone else in a lower rank than her. Because she's one of the bosses and it's her PRIVILEGE to act that way and treat lower level staff that way. And this is just one of many incidents I saw, and doesn't include the ignorance that was directed towards me multiple times. Sickening, hypocritical, virtue signaling trash.

  • @elenachang1227
    @elenachang1227 6 месяцев назад +207

    I miss him terribly. He just told the truth.

    • @michaelwalsh9145
      @michaelwalsh9145 4 месяца назад +5

      Which many already knew.

    • @curedent6086
      @curedent6086 2 месяца назад

      It's quite appalling stupidity. Fortunately, the IPCC has changed people's minds since then.

    • @aguy6850
      @aguy6850 Месяц назад +1

      yep, of course, your pretty.

    • @AngelaGuerry
      @AngelaGuerry Месяц назад

      @@elenachang1227
      So true, Sweetie

    • @Spydababe
      @Spydababe 27 дней назад

      Me too 💜

  • @Don.keybals
    @Don.keybals 5 лет назад +1035

    This is from 1992 and it's more relevant than ever

    • @at1212b
      @at1212b 5 лет назад +5

      Funny how the comments are so recent. I wonder how it picked up so much recent viewership.

    • @doshi050050
      @doshi050050 5 лет назад +13

      @it just doesn't matter jp You really didn't understand his point huh?

    • @Zapdos97
      @Zapdos97 5 лет назад +3

      I wasn’t even born. If only he was still around

    • @jamesdixon6332
      @jamesdixon6332 5 лет назад +4

      Carlins relevancy transcends time. Then again, if you listen more to him, he'll say that time doesn't exist and that it's nothing more than a human invention 😁

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 5 лет назад

      @@jamesdixon6332 Well, that _is_ science fact.

  • @grffnmstr7765
    @grffnmstr7765 3 года назад +823

    2022 and this guy is still golden

    • @epicfail9693
      @epicfail9693 3 года назад +4

      Best comedian of all time.

    • @connyspecht1474
      @connyspecht1474 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @kermit56780
      @kermit56780 2 года назад +17

      He will be remembered as actual proof that intelligent life did once exist.

    • @BK-Woods
      @BK-Woods 2 года назад

      He will be the next Socrates

    • @MikeSparksMusic
      @MikeSparksMusic 2 года назад +1

      Nice edit lol

  • @dudejrryan
    @dudejrryan 3 года назад +636

    He was a genius that was always ahead of the times. Saw Him live in the 90's. I had worked on the ac systems in this theatre when it was built. So I took a side exit instead of following the crowd out when the show was over. A limo rolled by and stopped, the rear window went down & it was Mr. Carlin. He shook my hand and thanked me for coming to his show..and told me to have a safe trip home. Such a down to earth & nice man. The world is a lesser place without him. But at least we have him recorded going back decades

    • @micahbodha6129
      @micahbodha6129 2 года назад +6

      Down to earth travelling in a limo?🤔

    • @marleybedford8628
      @marleybedford8628 2 года назад +1

      So well said. You lucky person.

    • @AdeWhite
      @AdeWhite 2 года назад +14

      @@micahbodha6129 The limo service is commonly provided by the organiser of such events as part of the whole deal. For someone huge like Mr Carlin it's a standard practice in many parts of US and he deserves it even more than most. The humility mentioned by OP is the fact that he stopped the limo just to greet his random audience - which you probably won't even bother doing if it was you in that limo.

    • @LL-nw6cd
      @LL-nw6cd 2 года назад

      @@micahbodha6129 That's my exact thoughts! 😄😄

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i 2 года назад

      @@micahbodha6129 lmao

  • @luisdauajare4842
    @luisdauajare4842 8 месяцев назад +178

    Robin Williams was a comedian with a philosophical vein. George Carlin was a philosopher with a sense of humor...

  • @moonbeanification
    @moonbeanification 8 лет назад +2485

    a truth teller and a prophet, a poet and philosopher...masquerading as a comic.... brilliant.... brilliant....

    • @atheistickhan7216
      @atheistickhan7216 7 лет назад +4

      Just Jeanne Yeah .

    • @daniellamons1067
      @daniellamons1067 6 лет назад

      Chris rock

    • @genocidalsanta3781
      @genocidalsanta3781 6 лет назад +41

      Carlos Bosso Except it's not his word against scientists. Any scientist would tell you that he's actually correct; we pose no threat to the planet. Animals? Absolutely. We're poisoning fish and wales who eat the plastic and sea turtles end up with plastic straws lodged up their nostrils. Plant life? Of course. We're deforesting at an alarming rate.
      But at the end of the day, there's nothing we could do to the Earth that hasn't already been done ten fold. And the Earth has recovered every. Single. Time. And will continue to do so. After 5 ice ages killed everything on earth, plants and animals included, more life bloomed in it's absence.

    • @priyankapradhan5667
      @priyankapradhan5667 6 лет назад +3

      Just love this guy 😇

    • @tamgsmith8077
      @tamgsmith8077 6 лет назад +2

      Just Jeanne, u stated that perfectly!!

  • @Sara_Kane
    @Sara_Kane 3 года назад +525

    "Save the planet? We haven't learned to care for one another! We're going to save the fucking planet?!" George was always so on point regarding the topics he spoke about. For me, his intelligence is the main thing that makes him my favourite stand up of all time. At times he could be hilarious, but there was always a basic truth lying at the heart of all his material. I miss him, his stand up is very much still needed today

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 2 года назад +12

      Kinda feel he missed the mark with that stuff though. I mean, the Earth is our habitat, so attempting to "save the planet" IS trying to "care for one another."

    • @myyoutubeaccount4167
      @myyoutubeaccount4167 2 года назад +23

      @@GrahamChapman
      Correct me if I am mistaken, but the point is, there will be no saving the planet due to how we treat each other at times

    • @boddy212
      @boddy212 2 года назад +4

      @@GrahamChapman try and start caring for humans like you before thinking of something else

    • @Bilbus7
      @Bilbus7 2 года назад +8

      @@boddy212 why are you assuming he's not caring for others? Also taking care of our habitat is only logical.

    • @alexwarner5395
      @alexwarner5395 2 года назад +4

      learning how to properly share this environment is the first step to saving it. We can't just not save it though, unless we're okay with disappearing as a species in a climate apocalypse of starvation, sickness, and strife.

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red 8 лет назад +789

    Has to be the best ending bit of his, ever. Here we are, nearly 25 years later, and it is still as relevant as ever.

    • @AhmedNSane
      @AhmedNSane 8 лет назад +19

      Exactly! Most of the things if not everything he said are still relevant.

    • @stjepan_8902
      @stjepan_8902 8 лет назад +15

      it's strange how we think that some things could be amended in decades, or in course of a lifetime. humans have always had the same problems, for thousands of years now. think about wars, colonization, diseases. the same things have been happening for centuries and are still happening..we live in chaotic, mad, ok, a bit more sophisticated, but still mad world.

    • @JerryDodge
      @JerryDodge 8 лет назад +24

      This is what makes him the greatest of all time.

    • @조은정-x6u
      @조은정-x6u 8 лет назад

      Dragon's Red

    • @jeanettesquires777
      @jeanettesquires777 7 лет назад

      Dragon's Red

  • @bogusmogus9551
    @bogusmogus9551 Год назад +403

    A comedian and a prophet. Rip George ❤

    • @Banjo-k6o
      @Banjo-k6o 10 месяцев назад

      Your spot on lad👍

    • @ciramecreations
      @ciramecreations 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not so much a prophet, things just don't change that much. But he was a genius.

    • @Marksman_12
      @Marksman_12 5 месяцев назад +1

      May he be at peace.

  • @noisecrack
    @noisecrack 2 года назад +284

    what a thinker. what a showman. what a comedian. what a guy.

  • @dougcameron2177
    @dougcameron2177 5 лет назад +1642

    This is even more relevant in 2019.

  • @liberty-matrix
    @liberty-matrix 5 лет назад +1734

    "Humanity, just another failed mutation." - George Carlin

    • @tommymullins3689
      @tommymullins3689 5 лет назад +55

      The earth will shake us off like bad case of fleas a surface nuisance..brilliant

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 лет назад

      LibertyMatrix ...Said Thomas’s driver.

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 5 лет назад +1

      LibertyMatrix agreed.

    • @thevillageyid
      @thevillageyid 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing that exists is a failure.

    • @justinboyle601
      @justinboyle601 5 лет назад +1

      LibertyMatrix humanity is a side effect of nature we never asked for this lofw

  • @MarkWilkinson-u5f
    @MarkWilkinson-u5f Год назад +52

    I am a 60's man including Vietnam. I went as a Ranger but this guy was and still is Our guy. Period! . Love him.I am 73 and still a Army Ranger and still love but miss George Carlin

  • @thedudeabides3294
    @thedudeabides3294 5 лет назад +821

    "The earth wanted plastic.
    Didn't know how to make it.
    Needed us."
    Lol

    • @SuperLazyCat
      @SuperLazyCat 5 лет назад +20

      @Carolann Cannuli-Denton there is bacteria that eats plastic. So not that long anymore.

    • @jeremymenchaca
      @jeremymenchaca 5 лет назад +5

      @@SuperLazyCat, so the earth adapted to plastic.

    • @duustincrawford2945
      @duustincrawford2945 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeremymenchaca he is lying

    • @WanderLucifer
      @WanderLucifer 5 лет назад +10

      @@duustincrawford2945 no u

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 5 лет назад +1

      @@SuperLazyCat About 1 million years now, not that long!

  • @uglytothebone6253
    @uglytothebone6253 3 года назад +337

    I periodically watch George's work to get my perspectives straightened out!

    • @paragonofgood
      @paragonofgood 3 года назад +16

      Me too. He's my sane pill.

    • @jameshoelzeman8679
      @jameshoelzeman8679 2 года назад +7

      @@paragonofgood George is my reality pill!!!

    • @Machiave11i
      @Machiave11i 2 года назад

      So you require a comedian to align your perspectives? Do you realize how crazy that is?

    • @eyeplaygamez6506
      @eyeplaygamez6506 2 года назад +4

      @@Machiave11i eh, less crazy than most things…crazier than some

    • @Feedbackking13
      @Feedbackking13 2 года назад +1

      He's sane but still lacking modern sciences, we figured out that climate change will likely kill us, not the planet, we should be extremely careful what we do in the future and now to save ourselves.

  • @boycemark6470
    @boycemark6470 3 года назад +2270

    "viruses are tricky, always forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed"... Way ahead of his time.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 3 года назад +39

      I was just about to say the same thing!😳🤯🤯

    • @mannycastillo9480
      @mannycastillo9480 3 года назад +33

      Scary shit

    • @keselekbakiak
      @keselekbakiak 3 года назад +69

      That was what scientist learn when they learn from spanish flu.

    • @M3553-j2h
      @M3553-j2h 3 года назад +217

      It's sarcasm...this is how viruses themselves work.
      Just realize, when Carlin is calling people stupid, he's not speaking with you, he's talking about you.

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh 2 года назад +9

      way ahead indeed

  • @alexandreandrade3728
    @alexandreandrade3728 Год назад +26

    Much more than a comedian, Carlin was/is an inspiring human being. This could have been written a 1000 years ago, or yesterday... this makes me cry everytime on how crude and true it is thinking about it. His brilliance is timeless and these thoughts live forever. Thank you for this George. RIP

  • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
    @user-tf4ho2uo1e 5 лет назад +199

    "The big electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't judge. It just is. And so are we, for a little while."
    Love you Carlin

    • @redflorian4672
      @redflorian4672 5 лет назад

      I didnt understand that part of the joke. Mind explaining it?

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e 5 лет назад +13

      @@redflorian4672 he's just telling us to chill out and enjoy being alive, to just be.

    • @samanthawaldron5
      @samanthawaldron5 5 лет назад +1

      His scientific knowledge equates to that of a middle schooler

    • @user-tf4ho2uo1e
      @user-tf4ho2uo1e 5 лет назад +11

      @@samanthawaldron5 well it's a good thing he's a comedian and not a scientist, then.

    • @nosteponsnek2617
      @nosteponsnek2617 5 лет назад +16

      @@samanthawaldron5 Please, do tell us about your vast scientific knowledge. The beauty of this is he is explaining life at a macro level. You are looking at a micro level, which is the whole point of the joke he is making in the first place.

  • @sohebkhan007
    @sohebkhan007 9 лет назад +800

    "Pack your shit folks" - gets me every time lol

    • @moonbeanification
      @moonbeanification 8 лет назад +12

      +Soheb khan a surface nuisance, we are

    • @ryandickerson9699
      @ryandickerson9699 8 лет назад +3

      Yup

    • @axelcarlson8426
      @axelcarlson8426 8 лет назад +5

      +Soheb khan hahaha just saw your comment, couldnt agree more!

    • @erniegagnon
      @erniegagnon 8 лет назад +1

      +Soheb khan Did u pack ur shit?

    • @seekingthetruth3995
      @seekingthetruth3995 8 лет назад +3

      he was such a unique person each a Time i watch his videos i keep miss him a lot and sadly he is gone

  • @nihilist5820
    @nihilist5820 4 года назад +352

    King Solomon in Ecclesiastes said: "generations come, generations go, but the earth endures forever". Well done George.

    • @pepinillorick5741
      @pepinillorick5741 4 года назад +6

      Also real people have said that

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 4 года назад +10

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't start.

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 4 года назад +6

      @@pepinillorick5741 don't be the kid that ruins santa and the tooth fairy, both sides don't like that type of person.

    • @canaanclb
      @canaanclb 4 года назад +7

      Even though it's part of the Bible, Ecclesiastes is probably the most nihilistic book in the Bible.

    • @nihilist5820
      @nihilist5820 4 года назад +2

      @@canaanclb true. Furthermore, the whole bible is nihilistic atheistic. People have just been conditioned to read it theistically. It was originally an atheistic nihilistic book that got hijacked by theists, who reinterpreted the verses to suit a theistic agenda.

  • @Pete-lp5pw
    @Pete-lp5pw 5 месяцев назад +34

    I’m 72 years old and I remember seeing George Carlin on the old Ed Sullivan show on TV in the 1960s. Great comedian.

    • @MRWINDYMETHANE
      @MRWINDYMETHANE 3 месяца назад +1

      Wow, I didn't know he was popular, even then.

    • @Pete-lp5pw
      @Pete-lp5pw 3 месяца назад +3

      @@MRWINDYMETHANE Yes indeed. And when you see him, he wears a suit and tie and his hair is in the style of the day.

    • @kathiemiller1077
      @kathiemiller1077 Месяц назад +3

      I'm 76 years old and I remember George Carlin... everybody knew who he was, even back in the dark ages! LOL

    • @Pete-lp5pw
      @Pete-lp5pw Месяц назад +1

      Way different from what he turned out looking like.👍

  • @MR_ii_5150
    @MR_ii_5150 5 лет назад +2778

    Can ANYONE imagine George Carlin in today's society?

    • @joshuamartin9255
      @joshuamartin9255 5 лет назад +271

      The closest I can think of would be like a Bill Burr or a Jimmy Carr. But that's an unfair comparison because Bill and Jimmy purposely try to offend you. George simply told you his opinion and it just happened to be fucking hilarious

    • @mama-cg5ri
      @mama-cg5ri 5 лет назад +41

      5150 Designs he would be shadow banned😂

    • @Thegoodkingnado
      @Thegoodkingnado 5 лет назад +20

      That aids thing didn't get many laughs

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii 5 лет назад +71

      Oh man... the protests would be worse than Ben Shapiro.

    • @andrewscasualmtb
      @andrewscasualmtb 5 лет назад +22

      I would call it a great time.

  • @benjisisler
    @benjisisler 3 года назад +992

    This guy makes waaaaaaayyyy too much sense to just be a comedian

    • @williambrodala8144
      @williambrodala8144 3 года назад +20

      Greta thunberg should be made to watch this, will she be educated!!!!!!

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 3 года назад +14

      @@williambrodala8144 SHe's hopless case.

    • @rosswhitehill3207
      @rosswhitehill3207 3 года назад +11

      philosopher who uses comedy to spread the truth

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 3 года назад

      @UC6coswl9lvgnBmr4a4tpuaQ uh dipshit you need to calm the fuck down about simping for your corporate masters

    • @hoiwoi1632
      @hoiwoi1632 3 года назад

      @@piotrd.4850 Just a Soros Puppet , who makes Millions (40.000.000)in 2019 . its al abouthe the $$$ notthing more notthing les , its like Hitler did put children in front to pusche the lies.

  • @harrythorne2293
    @harrythorne2293 4 года назад +604

    This man was a genius and everything he said was spot on

    • @harivyas9550
      @harivyas9550 4 года назад +16

      The fact that his material is still relevant till this day shows clearly that he was a philosophical genius & it is insane how timeless it is. You can literally watch it over and over & never get bored. George Carlin needs to be forever remembered as a legendary comedian ahead of his time 💯

    • @marytarantinoo9118
      @marytarantinoo9118 4 года назад +1

      Amen

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 3 года назад +5

      I've been watching loads of his stuff recently, he is a genius and an amazing performer. But in my opinion, there's so much wrong with this bit

    • @vietnowsoldo
      @vietnowsoldo 3 года назад +1

      @@elliott9628 Yeah because you were programmed to never go against your teachers or ''authorities'',or their beliefs. Guess you believe in climate change, think that government cares for you,and you're lined up for vaccine?

    • @elliott9628
      @elliott9628 3 года назад +7

      @@vietnowsoldo I'm a marine ecologist studying the impacts of climate change in the arctic ocean, this shit is real. But I do not believe the government cares for me and am massively anti-establishment especially when it comes to politics and the financial sector. People aren't black and white as you make them out to be. But going on your shite logic, it sounds like you were programmed to always rebel against the authorities and against popular views, regardless of the evidence put in front you - so i guess you believe climate change is a hoax, moon landing was a hoax, and i expect you'll venture out one day looking for the edge of the flat earth you dearly believe in.

  • @sevenpoints-pm6ku
    @sevenpoints-pm6ku 4 месяца назад +18

    There will never be a comedian that has the Intelligence and creativity is George Carlin what a wonderful person to experience and share with millions of people

  • @fluff975
    @fluff975 8 лет назад +496

    He's so right, in every conceivable way.
    "Take care of yourselves. And take care of somebody else. Goodnight."
    That's really all it comes down to. R.I.P Carlin, you're the man.

  • @dr.akalanka6591
    @dr.akalanka6591 5 лет назад +327

    Does the fact that Carlin's observations and commentaries are timeless, make him a prophet?

    • @kevtruth
      @kevtruth 5 лет назад

      Yeah. Trying to think if there's anything dated here

    • @tomcooley3778
      @tomcooley3778 5 лет назад

      If he’s not he’s pretty close

    • @vengefulpictures5031
      @vengefulpictures5031 5 лет назад +1

      Or maybe because we really haven't solved past problems

    • @vengefulpictures5031
      @vengefulpictures5031 5 лет назад +3

      Because we're all idiots. Making our idiocracy timeless

    • @JB-oc5hm
      @JB-oc5hm 5 лет назад

      No, Carlin is the prophet. And that's why he could observe the world this way.

  • @levisalvini4110
    @levisalvini4110 2 года назад +251

    He was a century ahead of everyone else!!!
    I love this man!

  • @kkarnet
    @kkarnet 7 месяцев назад +12

    Greatest philosopher of the 20th century.

  • @JuliaTheTransPeacock
    @JuliaTheTransPeacock 2 года назад +1653

    “If plastic isn’t biodegradable then the earth will simply develop a new paradigm”
    On that note, a new fungus was discovered that eats plastic, so safe to say the earth has it all figured out.

    • @alexwarner5395
      @alexwarner5395 2 года назад +139

      ...and if microplastics are already in your bloodstream (which they are)? Don't worry, the fungus will go in there and eat it all up for you:)

    • @superskrub4209
      @superskrub4209 2 года назад

      @@alexwarner5395 Like he said, the planet is fine, the people are fucked.
      No evidence yet that "microplastics" do anything tho

    • @idxeko5322
      @idxeko5322 2 года назад +81

      @@alexwarner5395 it doesn't really seem like it's killing me so i don't think i care

    • @xhaltsalute
      @xhaltsalute 2 года назад

      Thought it was a bacteria that eats plastic.

    • @truereaper4572
      @truereaper4572 2 года назад +42

      @@idxeko5322 Just wait.

  • @smartymarty
    @smartymarty 10 лет назад +529

    I think a lot of people are misunderstanding Carlin here. He's not saying that environmentalism is a bad thing. He's calling out our perspective of it. A lot of environmentalists make it seem like they're doing a favour to 'whales', 'elephants' or 'the planet', and of course, we're doing it for us. There's nothing wrong with that and actually I don't think Carlin thinks there is either. Just don't pretend we're doing something we're not. Moreover don't mistake our trying to survive as being good for the planet. It is, again, good for *us*, of course 'the planet' has no opinion of humans or anything else on it.

    • @vincenttom3851
      @vincenttom3851 6 лет назад +7

      The SJW

    • @Nachoisj
      @Nachoisj 6 лет назад +16

      People should change the perspective towards themselves and once we comprehend, help to have a better place. The planet will react and will destroy the human race (or at least this civilization), but the planet will go on. Carlin is so right by saying, people is fucked.

    • @satan3959
      @satan3959 5 лет назад +20

      Carlin was NOT talking about the average person who ACTUALLY cares about
      the environment. He was talking about the RICH WHITE BOURGEOIS LIBERAL
      CUNTS LIKE AL GORE THAT CLAIM TO CLAIR ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT all the
      while living in million dollar mansions, driving GAS guzzling SUVs, and
      flying private jets that pollute the aire. You know, the FUCKING
      HYPOCRITES.

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 5 лет назад +29

      People literally ignore Carlin saying at the end ''take care of yourselves and take care of somebody else'' I don't think a cynic/nihilist would say that at the end.

    • @rjtelles3929
      @rjtelles3929 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah and most people will hear only what they wanna here to further reinforce their view on a world we don’t know shit about except how to profit from it somehow. After all money makes us all feel a little better and if a problem does come up just throw some more at it eventually it’ll fix itself. In my humble opinion...we are a travesty(for those of you who believe in god like me) it’s even in the Bible that god regretted ever creating us. He even flooded the world we still came back and found a way. He had to give his only son to die so that we could be saved. We are human and are a catastrophe to this world and one day we won’t be here. God bless

  • @SpideyVids
    @SpideyVids 2 года назад +487

    George Carlin was so right about everything - he's sorely missed.

    • @davehenson3588
      @davehenson3588 Год назад +6

      Ya the virus gave me chills. He was right on the money

    • @AnnaSwartz-h4n
      @AnnaSwartz-h4n 11 месяцев назад +2

      He is missed

    • @christymarie3747
      @christymarie3747 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@davehenson3588 You do know he was talking about AIDS though right?

    • @bonnie448
      @bonnie448 9 месяцев назад

      @@christymarie3747 Maybe that one did not work well enough, so they went for Covid.
      Same reasoning.

    • @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr
      @Acr6gAttt-mq2hr 8 месяцев назад

      Except that he didn't know about climate change caused by giant corporations

  • @JoshuaSnure
    @JoshuaSnure 3 месяца назад +7

    All this material should be shown in high school, or at least certainly around that age. I know ill share this stuff with my children.

  • @jamesphilly5196
    @jamesphilly5196 8 лет назад +610

    this is the wisest shit he ever said "save the planet? what? we havent even learned to take care of each other"

    • @m.ipopescu1219
      @m.ipopescu1219 6 лет назад +3

      Well, the earth/universe didn't just need us for the plastic. It is also on a quest for knowledge. Cause you see, infinite useless space and pointless darkness is unacceptable no matter who or what you are.Therefore It has no fucking clue what it is and what purpose does it serve. Once we prove to be unable to comprehend its purpose and meaning, as per our biological limitations, it will indeed discard us like a bad case of fleas. But not before we provide it with the next mutation, the next step in evolution that will allow it to understand itself: the A.I. , the neural nework that provides all of the human knowledge's advantages and none of it's weaknesses. So yea fucking eachother does serve a greater puropse and we'll never need to learn to take care of eachother (political BS). It's the kind of skit that you needn't take literally, but just read between the lines.

    • @bartborganelli7301
      @bartborganelli7301 6 лет назад +3

      @@m.ipopescu1219 And therein, my friend, lies this man's philosophical and comedic genius!

    • @lmc2375
      @lmc2375 6 лет назад +2

      M.I Popescu,
      Lol ... the earth has all the knowledge it will ever need. It's the people upon it that are lacking; in a great many ways. Rip Carlin ... you nailed it.

    • @sunnydlite-t8b
      @sunnydlite-t8b 6 лет назад

      @@m.ipopescu1219 Seems like a bunch of "faith" to me. Science is the new religion, making all kinds of off the wall shit up that cant ever be proven.

    • @whodunnit3717
      @whodunnit3717 5 лет назад

      @@sunnydlite-t8b you should go meet god...asap

  • @tperez338
    @tperez338 4 года назад +312

    Human nature doesn’t change and he hits the nail on the head about everything!!! In 30 years it will still be relevant. He speaks truth. PERIOD.

    • @BartSimpson-jd2vs
      @BartSimpson-jd2vs 3 года назад +1

      Unless they get a chip in the brain

    • @anthonyhermo7162
      @anthonyhermo7162 3 года назад +1

      That right time will tell

    • @sidharthsebastianchowdhury4621
      @sidharthsebastianchowdhury4621 3 года назад

      Hi....where are you from??!

    • @jjstarrprod
      @jjstarrprod 2 года назад +1

      in 30 years, there won't be any humans left already. We'll be already gone, like he said.

    • @jjstarrprod
      @jjstarrprod 2 года назад

      @Spoiled Hu dikkat hai???? Let's see in 30 years if you'll still be that optimistic about it.
      If memory serves me right, the most catastrophic scientific predictions about the melting of the ice caps in the north pole predicted that we'd get a gigantic ice meltdown in 2050 if nothing was changed by our actions. Guess what ? The prediction they did for 2050 happened... 2 years ago !
      Even the most pessimistics observations and predictions made by by NASA, with all its most powerful computers simulations can't catch up with what's happening in real life because on Earth, EVERYTHING is connected with each other, and one little change at a tiny level can trigger a massive chain butterfly effect that no amount of advanced simulation can ever predict.
      So it really doesn't take a genius to predict that if scientists predict the end of mankind for 2100, in reality, it's gonna happen around 2040-50, maybe even sooner.
      In 30 years, I may not even be there anymore anyway, so I probably won't be able to continue this discussion, but you might be pretty surprised by how different the world will be in 30 years.
      Enjoy your last few years !

  • @veloce2007
    @veloce2007 2 года назад +204

    Watching George Carlin is like an addiction to common sense to me...
    I don't watch any network programmed garbage television...I just come here to educate and enlighten myself by listening to Mr. Carlin....👍😄

  • @tinamarie63
    @tinamarie63 Год назад +13

    This is what a Genuine Philosopher and Visionary looks like folks.💙

  • @Winterstick549
    @Winterstick549 5 лет назад +343

    Love how he makes fun of Conservatives and Liberals.

    • @danarowe3969
      @danarowe3969 5 лет назад +33

      What George Carlin was telling you that Liberals and Conservatives answer to the elite money

    • @voxpox1850
      @voxpox1850 5 лет назад

      And you DON'T??

    • @stevedrake604
      @stevedrake604 5 лет назад +2

      He's an atheist who is now dead. He's done forever. Right?

    • @stevenotjackramsey
      @stevenotjackramsey 5 лет назад +9

      George Carlin never made fun of people, he made fun of bad ideas without regard to where those ideas came from.

    • @robwoodall8425
      @robwoodall8425 5 лет назад +11

      @@stevedrake604 Nope. When the majority of us are "done forever", his legacy will still be "alive and well".

  • @rangapv5028
    @rangapv5028 4 года назад +709

    " Planet is going to shake us off like a bad case of flea " So true....

    • @freddiemercury4evr
      @freddiemercury4evr 4 года назад +13

      COVID-19....
      Scary.

    • @rivershea6997
      @rivershea6997 4 года назад +4

      It isn’t gonna kill everybody lol

    • @rangapv5028
      @rangapv5028 4 года назад +28

      @@rivershea6997 Maybe we might escape Covid-19 but if we continue to follow the same lifestyle, in the near future we will meet our doom...

    • @schechter01
      @schechter01 4 года назад +18

      @@rangapv5028 We will deserve it, too.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 4 года назад +4

      It’s not the Black Death. Don’t be so dramatic.

  • @eilenkatarinalunde2969
    @eilenkatarinalunde2969 Год назад +212

    I didn't discover George Carlin before this very moment. Thank God I did! THIS is what I want to hear; Life seen from the very big perspective. Amazing! I can already tell he's a legend.

    • @jonp4846
      @jonp4846 Год назад +7

      There's a ton of stuff out there. I discovered him in the 70's.

    • @tommcdonough6086
      @tommcdonough6086 Год назад +8

      George is a legend, every climate activist should watch and learn. Send this to Greata Tuneberg. How dare you.........😮 Peace...........

    • @CJ-ej6mo
      @CJ-ej6mo Год назад +2

      Wow, how did you accomplish that?

    • @kayfish7621
      @kayfish7621 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@CJ-ej6mo The rock she lived under was enormous.

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 9 месяцев назад +4

      ​@kayfish7621 She could just be young. Or maybe not from America or a western nation. Or maybe not much into stand-up comedy.

  • @valsmith2643
    @valsmith2643 8 месяцев назад +3

    He told TRUTH with every GOLDEN WORD. WISDOM beyond MEASURE. He was a GENIUS.

  • @MasterShake7144
    @MasterShake7144 4 года назад +2606

    I think Carlin would roll in his grave if he saw how people interpreted this segment today. Carlin believed in climate change, but he thought humans had it coming for putting nature to the test. This segment isn't about shitting on climate change action, it's a mockery of our "Save the planet" rhetoric, because ultimately, we're trying to save ourselves, not the planet.

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 4 года назад +90

      Well said!

    • @Hug0Pro
      @Hug0Pro 4 года назад +35

      he was a political nutjob anyways. He would make bernie run for his money lol.
      Lets not even mention his backwards views of lynching people he disagrees with in front of a mob or national television.
      Politicaly and philosophically he is just like my dad, not to be taken seriously. They hate democracy but dont know what to use as a substitute for it.
      So i think concervatives actually using one his few LOGICALLY GOOD points to say a message is actually a plus.

    • @matthewrock4725
      @matthewrock4725 4 года назад +105

      I would say that he also at least was mentioning the fact that extinction events and worldwide cataclysms happened well before we got here and certainly well before we industrialized

    • @MythopoeicNavid
      @MythopoeicNavid 4 года назад +22

      @J G it's probably all that bleach.

    • @ZaiLeNZeR
      @ZaiLeNZeR 4 года назад +4

      Spot on

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 5 лет назад +922

    George Carlin made the truth funny. He was a genius.

    • @250txc
      @250txc 5 лет назад

      lol Do you know who Einstein and Newton were?

    • @lillylazer429
      @lillylazer429 5 лет назад +4

      Yep. I saw him twice in concert. He is really missed

    • @chuckryan6065
      @chuckryan6065 5 лет назад +4

      @@250txc Didn't they open for Zeppelin at MSG in '75?

    • @250txc
      @250txc 5 лет назад

      @@chuckryan6065 '73 :)

    • @scottbreon9448
      @scottbreon9448 5 лет назад +2

      250txc
      He means MODERN genius, dumbass

  • @novachikun
    @novachikun 5 лет назад +590

    "These white, bourgeoise, liberals who think that the only thing that's wrong with this country is that there aren't enough bicycle paths."
    I live in Los Angeles, and I miss George Carlin so god damned much.

    • @shaov.vreacts1339
      @shaov.vreacts1339 5 лет назад +5

      As soon as he said that I laughed my ass off. 😂😂 George Carlin is APEX!!!⏫

    • @fendermon
      @fendermon 5 лет назад +5

      I would love a good bike path to work, so people aren't trying to kill me on an almost daily basis in the car.

    • @CallMeUbba
      @CallMeUbba 5 лет назад +8

      Me too. Born and raised. I’m so damn sad he’s gone right now but if he was the SJWs would probably make him miserable. RIP George

    • @ricolaw2571
      @ricolaw2571 5 лет назад +2

      There would be sexual assault claims against him.

    • @Mii.2.0
      @Mii.2.0 5 лет назад +3

      Keep in mind, Joji was a LIBERAL! A smart liberal! Not some, "THAT'S RACISTSEXISTHOMOHOBOC" type.

  • @rickfowler273
    @rickfowler273 2 месяца назад +5

    “We haven’t even learned to take care of each other.” Wow. What a correct statement.

    • @lonesomeknoteye
      @lonesomeknoteye 2 месяца назад

      New here??? I First watched this when I was 16...
      It all BS and it's bad for ya....

    • @rickfowler273
      @rickfowler273 2 месяца назад +3

      @@lonesomeknoteye No. I come back once in a while to hear the truth. And get to laugh at something that’s actually funny.

  • @lekenollemoita9343
    @lekenollemoita9343 2 года назад +139

    Wow!
    As a geologist, I'm impressed with George Carlin's knowledge on the planet Earth!

    • @JohnDoe-od7ye
      @JohnDoe-od7ye Год назад +20

      The one thing he was conservative on was saying “over 90% of all species that have ever lived have gone extinct.”
      It’s actually well over 99%. I don’t know if the scientific community was at that percentage when George wrote this bit but it’s even more comforting knowing how insanely high that extinction rate is.
      But the bottom line remains: we were toast before we even appeared on this rock and that to me fills my heart with joy.

    • @bogusmogus9551
      @bogusmogus9551 Год назад +3

      well, more than 25 species become extinct everyday, but then more than a 100 get discovered.

    • @frostedflakes55
      @frostedflakes55 Год назад +4

      Except the part about not understanding that living in harmony with the planet is what's best for us smh

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson Год назад

      ​@@frostedflakes55you can live in harmony. I'm gonna heat my house in the winter.

    • @alcapone9550
      @alcapone9550 Год назад

      ​@@bogusmogus9551to discover 100 different species a day doesn't mean that they're "newborns on earth"!!! 😂

  • @TheRealDustinNunn
    @TheRealDustinNunn 4 года назад +484

    I agree. It's not the world that's gone crazy. It's the people themselves that are crazy.

  • @S.K.R.E.Inc.
    @S.K.R.E.Inc. 4 года назад +401

    Earth is recovering, at the cost of humans. Congratulations, he's a prophet

    • @augustuzmoon3814
      @augustuzmoon3814 4 года назад +7

      Hes not a prophet just someone who doesn't care

    • @1revette1
      @1revette1 4 года назад +6

      You're exactly what he's talking about bro! Dumb fuck that doesn't realize facts!!!! FYI it's called being a deadhead!! Wake up bro!!! It is what it is! Quit lying to yourself! You're the exact problem of what is wrong!!!

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 4 года назад +3

      Humans do need to die

    • @r.a.6459
      @r.a.6459 4 года назад +6

      Earth will thrive without us.

    • @reginthehoneybadger8957
      @reginthehoneybadger8957 4 года назад +5

      humans need to go extinct ASAP

  • @TexasWreckShop
    @TexasWreckShop 3 месяца назад +10

    I used to hear him as a teenager on XM in 2003 and think "Why's this guy so mad? Jeez!" Now I'm 36 and find myself yelling "WHY THE FUCK ISNT EVERYONE THIS ANGRY ABOUT THIS SHIT?!?!"

  • @ilovebutterstuff
    @ilovebutterstuff 2 года назад +474

    What a truly fantastic human being he was. We'll miss you George.

  • @logicplague
    @logicplague 5 лет назад +1060

    Did someone build a time machine and bring George Carlin to 2019?

    • @LT1Driver
      @LT1Driver 5 лет назад +31

      No need for a time machine - people have been fed this same BS for a long time!

    • @Ashish414600
      @Ashish414600 5 лет назад +8

      Dude..don't interfere with nature!

    • @SpectrumHQ
      @SpectrumHQ 5 лет назад +6

      Bill and Ted?

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 5 лет назад +3

      @@SpectrumHQ woah 🤯

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 5 лет назад +8

      Greta 😅

  • @nevillecharles69Ncharles
    @nevillecharles69Ncharles 5 месяцев назад +7

    Thank you Mr. George Carlin. For making us think and feel human again.

  • @rumplestiltskin9779
    @rumplestiltskin9779 5 лет назад +106

    This guy was a living manifestation of an encyclopedia and philosopher

  • @shawnmcneill6738
    @shawnmcneill6738 5 лет назад +234

    “The planet isn’t going anywhere, WE ARE pack your bags”. Great

    • @paulg444
      @paulg444 5 лет назад +4

      that line was solid Carlin gold !!!

  • @hopeogetanke5482
    @hopeogetanke5482 4 года назад +769

    The best ever lived😊😊. Who is here amidst Corona virus outbreak 2020?...

    • @lorenzomoseley5926
      @lorenzomoseley5926 4 года назад +8

      Me... Hope you are ready to repopulate the earth with me 🤣

    • @hopeogetanke5482
      @hopeogetanke5482 4 года назад +8

      @@lorenzomoseley5926 😂😂😂😂 lets see how far this lockdown goes....

    • @abbydollars8679
      @abbydollars8679 4 года назад +4

      Yep, he called this Corona business years ago

    • @marcelparker6755
      @marcelparker6755 4 года назад

      @@hopeogetanke5482 😂😂😂😂

    • @thorpower1015
      @thorpower1015 4 года назад +16

      Fuck this covid 19 lock down, we are a free soul and should not have our lives dictated by the government. Why don't we lock down during flu season which kills over 80000 every year. N

  • @gunshine8657
    @gunshine8657 3 месяца назад +8

    4 years later still watching, i love you for posting this. rip, the great George carlin

  • @modernsurvivalist5769
    @modernsurvivalist5769 5 лет назад +2687

    2019 and he is still right.

    • @warruor
      @warruor 5 лет назад +108

      Lucky son of a bitch died before shit hit the fan..we are stuck with watching the endgame...

    • @ArcHelios117
      @ArcHelios117 5 лет назад +38

      He isn't right because he isn't speaking about the real matter. Not "saving the planet", but instead "not polluting it".

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 5 лет назад +4

      @@warruor Do you think the endgame will start in our lifetimes?

    • @warruor
      @warruor 5 лет назад +5

      @@georgehenderson7783 by the end of it ..i am sure..

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 5 лет назад +3

      @@warruor What makes you so sure of this?

  • @whatdoiput807
    @whatdoiput807 Год назад +128

    "... And so are we, for a little while." Always makes me bawl my eyes out. Thanks for being here for a little while, George.

  • @natesquiggles6666
    @natesquiggles6666 5 лет назад +2106

    Came here for a laugh, left with an existential crisis

    • @baashi3578
      @baashi3578 5 лет назад +84

      You wondering why r u here?
      Plastic asshole

    • @fredhoffman6658
      @fredhoffman6658 5 лет назад +7

      @@baashi3578 LOL. 😂😂

    • @AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar
      @AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar 5 лет назад +3

      Is that a Schecter Guitar?

    • @HusseinDoha
      @HusseinDoha 5 лет назад +13

      He's point is, humans causes risk to other humans' existence in this planet. But never to the fucking planet.

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 5 лет назад +2

      Please don't say you took this dimwit seriously

  • @Unknown-y9v
    @Unknown-y9v 3 месяца назад +4

    this dude was way ahead of his time. god bless his soul

  • @sibusisosangweni4159
    @sibusisosangweni4159 3 года назад +163

    It's 2021 am still watching George. He was delivering the truth in an intelligent way masked with comics.

    • @mamacat63
      @mamacat63 2 года назад +2

      It's 2022 and still watching him

    • @steffanmaximum
      @steffanmaximum 2 года назад +4

      It's 2022 and I've just discovered him.

    • @mamacat63
      @mamacat63 2 года назад +2

      @@steffanmaximum oh, you missed so much from him.

    • @steffanmaximum
      @steffanmaximum 2 года назад +3

      @@mamacat63 Yeah, I live in England, so we didn't get to hear from George over here. I'm catching up now.

  • @robinj.9329
    @robinj.9329 2 года назад +166

    George was EXACTLY RIGHT !
    "The Planet isn't going anywhere; WE ARE !!!"

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Год назад +1

      The atmosphere can go away though

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Год назад +1

      @@myusername2607 what about all of the animals that require the same as us to survive

    • @222cubing8
      @222cubing8 Год назад +1

      @@myusername2607 isnt that still worth preventing though

    • @barfoonisland2003
      @barfoonisland2003 Год назад

      @@222cubing8 If you believe the scientists who are paid off by the W.E.F.

    • @joakos1122
      @joakos1122 Год назад +1

      We can and have saved dozens of species and ecosystems when politicians actually listen to scientists that’s why we still have a national bird 🦅

  • @D-Reality
    @D-Reality 2 месяца назад +1

    Made me tear up.... we're only here for a moment. Thankz George 4 that moment!

  • @gabrielmartin2197
    @gabrielmartin2197 6 лет назад +167

    "Been through earth quakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles, hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worldwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring Ice Ages and we think some plastic bags!!?" The best question of all time.

    • @keepingitreel...8037
      @keepingitreel...8037 5 лет назад +17

      Not to mention, Tsunamis, Tornadoes, and Hurricanes. . .
      And some cows Farting?

    • @keepingitreel...8037
      @keepingitreel...8037 5 лет назад +8

      Wait, didn't the Dinosaurs Fart too?

    • @gameoholic1994
      @gameoholic1994 5 лет назад +6

      Gabriel Martin This is why I don’t believe banning plastic straws is gonna do shit.

    • @rrirro1
      @rrirro1 5 лет назад

      Gabriel Martin h

    • @paulg444
      @paulg444 5 лет назад

      That was George delivering 9 straight hole-in-ones!!!

  • @riverplate33camp
    @riverplate33camp Год назад +44

    The planet will be here for a long long long time after we're gone. My favorite phrase.

  • @o7_AP
    @o7_AP 5 лет назад +1035

    “What is my purpose?”
    “You make plastic”
    “Oh, my god”

  • @irez6298
    @irez6298 Год назад +2

    I’m two videos in just discovered this man . One of the greatest discoveries I’ve found on RUclips . I’m surprised it’s not taken down. Thank god! Amen

  • @kaychristensen4394
    @kaychristensen4394 5 лет назад +88

    A true genius in a league of his own. As my father used to say, "They broke the mold when they made him!"
    R.I.P., Mr. Carlin. We could use some of your wisdom and humor right now.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 5 лет назад

      not really that wise, but yes quite funny!

    • @scottcarter828
      @scottcarter828 5 лет назад

      Fortunately, we do, many recordings exist even here on restrictive RUclips, as well as all his private recordings for sale on Amazon, etc.

  • @kl1467
    @kl1467 Год назад +49

    Just found out about George Carlin, I've been on a binge for 2 days listening to his content. Sometimes I close my eyes and it feels like he is doing standup in 2023. What an absolute legend

  • @giovannifigueroa6026
    @giovannifigueroa6026 11 лет назад +239

    This is exactly what I've been saying all along. The planet is fine, in the long run. We won't kill it. We're just killing ourselves. We still need to "save the planet" in the sense that we need to save it for ourselves.

    • @xalbathetallguy
      @xalbathetallguy 11 лет назад +14

      THIS.

    • @xalbathetallguy
      @xalbathetallguy 11 лет назад +19

      Ordonity Shit dude, relax or go to a madhouse, that's the right place for people like you.

    • @garneep7576
      @garneep7576 11 лет назад +6

      Well, it's not so simple. We are as humanity damaging the planet and we are doing it RIGHT NOW. And no, the planet wont be "fine". In the long run at least not in the sense of plenty and multi-diversity. So there is still a paradise that can be lost and we are losing it as long as we play out our potenetial like this. Quarreling about somebody elses self-importance and dogmatism, going shopping for christmas buying stuff that doesn't make us happy but therefore poisons the environment. We are living in a period that is called the Holocene Extinction Period (so look it up at wikipedia if you don't understand it) and we are fucking causin it! So again there is much to loose and yes the planet wil survive but it won't be better without humanity. It will be a shitty place for a very long time after we have injured it so seriously as we are about to do. And it is on you and me to change our attitude towards mother earth. I dunno how many of you consider themselves rapists who rape there own mother? So it is about saving the beauty and the diversity for those to come, humans and other species. Or diminish in a very degrading way. Yeah Mr. Carlin is right it is not about us, it is about our mother, but still it is us who need to change or suffer the consequences. Today and tomorrow

    • @food4j
      @food4j 11 лет назад +10

      Garn Eep Dude did you watch the video and just listen to what this planet has went through before humans even came into existence? Did you research it as well. Other planets have sea storms going on everyday, Magnetic storms, Mars is is giant desert. And they seem to be doing fine. No matter what you say. Earth will still continue to exist without us.

    • @Molhedim
      @Molhedim 10 лет назад +12

      food4j I'm tired of stupid fucks getting their info from comedians instead of reading some actually science from people who devote their life to such. Do you even know how many nuclear power we have? do you even know the power we hold? if we wanted , if every person tomorow wanted to destroy the earth . We would plant nukes on the moon , fuck it up , blow nukes to the planet's core , and put nukes all over the place for good measure. But before that , cut down all the forest and gather the coal and oil and burn them everyday for 2-3 years nonstop for so the greenhouse effect will be more fast. After all this , earth would be planet venus 2.1 with no future whatsoever.

  • @o.__felixxx
    @o.__felixxx 11 месяцев назад +10

    20 years later, still as relevant as ever. RIP George Carlin, the GOAT

    • @Music-tk5oq
      @Music-tk5oq Месяц назад +1

      Really a bull as his sign was Tarus. His birthday was May 12

  • @cosmos7engineer
    @cosmos7engineer 8 лет назад +97

    The planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE! xDDDDD
    Few years later and still gets me each time :D

  • @marcusjohnson6412
    @marcusjohnson6412 4 года назад +83

    Rest In Peace Mr Carlin. You were one of the greatest of all time. I come back to you whenever I need to hear some form of sense. Somehow it just doesn’t exist anymore in people.