George Carlin on War

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

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  • @kevonz1
    @kevonz1 Год назад +176

    "The USA is an Oil Company with an army", George Carlin.

    • @Shurup33
      @Shurup33 11 месяцев назад +14

      yup, last update is Gaza sea oil.... shame on this nazion

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Shurup33 You wrote nazion correctly.

    • @enovos3138
      @enovos3138 13 дней назад

      Oil? As in Olisreal?

  • @tuckerlovesbernie
    @tuckerlovesbernie Год назад +62

    This might be one of the most important Carlin clips out there. Every citizen should watch this

  • @festeradams3972
    @festeradams3972 11 месяцев назад +56

    Comedian, Philosopher, and we miss him so...

    • @MJ-el7cw
      @MJ-el7cw Месяц назад

      he would have soooooooo much to say right now................

  • @RedRedMCmusic
    @RedRedMCmusic 4 года назад +238

    Love how he riled up the crowd then breaking them down to show how brainwashed they are while they still applauded

    • @scorpio9420
      @scorpio9420 2 года назад

      True, most people in the audience did not get it, dumb stupid idiots.

    • @joeafish
      @joeafish 2 года назад +17

      I'm pretty sure they were in on it and with him the whole way. It's a Carling audience after all. He's just presenting it in such a funny way, how can you not laugh and cheer?

    • @danielblank9917
      @danielblank9917 8 месяцев назад +2

      and what, just sit there in silence at a comedy show? brilliant. everyone's brainwashed but you

  • @niveknospmoht8743
    @niveknospmoht8743 11 месяцев назад +27

    George Carlin was one of a kind. Miss his musings

  • @calamaty2007
    @calamaty2007 Год назад +141

    George Carlin continues to age like wine, as proven by this week's events.

    • @nisogh3879
      @nisogh3879 10 месяцев назад +3

      Hes dead

    • @Breakbeat90s
      @Breakbeat90s 9 месяцев назад

      what event were you referring to?

    • @rightfeelI
      @rightfeelI 8 месяцев назад +2

      and this week too... humans never change do they

    • @00tonytone
      @00tonytone 8 месяцев назад +1

      Dick Chaney and colon Powell. That shit was genius

    • @TheLinuxYes
      @TheLinuxYes 6 месяцев назад

      @@nisogh3879 as you too will be one day.

  • @sundeepbhat7
    @sundeepbhat7 4 года назад +132

    I just googled "best philosophers in history" and didn't see George Carlin feature there anywhere. Google is outdated.

  • @michaelperez3887
    @michaelperez3887 8 месяцев назад +20

    Every 20 years sound about right. 2024

  • @robertfkaz7013
    @robertfkaz7013 11 месяцев назад +32

    Is there even anyone left these days with this kind of wit and intellect? Just Brilliant. He’d have a field day in modern times.

  • @kalebdodge775
    @kalebdodge775 7 месяцев назад +13

    Carlin talking about the U.S. having a manhood problem way back in the 90s is crazy to think about. That was a somewhat radical opinion back then.

  • @Andrew-pb6hy
    @Andrew-pb6hy 2 года назад +116

    I got my religious philosophy, political philosophy, and economic philosophy from George Carlin. I miss him. Think he was better Educated than most.

    • @m1t2a1
      @m1t2a1 2 года назад +6

      As long as you have a place for your stuff, and within smaller places for even more stuff.

    • @Biscuit9891
      @Biscuit9891 Год назад +1

      Think? HE WAS

    • @dolphiner1376
      @dolphiner1376 Год назад +1

      he is the modern-day Socrates, Marcus Aurelius or plato

    • @TheReck12
      @TheReck12 7 месяцев назад

      Getting your ideas from a single subjective source is indeed a very American thing to do

  • @PabloEscobarino
    @PabloEscobarino Год назад +45

    George is an absolute artist when it comes to comedy and every one of his stand-ups age terrifically. To this day I rewatch all his performances every couple of years and they're always hilarious and relevant. RIP to a legend

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 11 месяцев назад +1

      They’re Zesty aren’t they 😂

    • @outlawedTV88
      @outlawedTV88 2 месяца назад

      this is not comedy - this is the truth about our wicked dumb idiotic hell society

  • @deadwalking100
    @deadwalking100 7 месяцев назад +7

    Irony, satire and comedy all wrapped up in Mr Carlin. A great loss to the world. Thankfully we have these videos for posterity and hopefully learn from.

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan 4 года назад +36

    man, this guy... IS A FUCKING GENIUS

  • @maxman2324
    @maxman2324 13 лет назад +41

    ".. Even the name.. Bush..." *his weird look*
    the moment that he said Bush and did his face was so priceless!

  • @steelcityspeedshopj.r6942
    @steelcityspeedshopj.r6942 11 месяцев назад +10

    GOAT . And you can bet your boots what he had to say is still HAS TO SAY. Cause Carlins words are always relevant to the times. And will be even in passing. ❤ Rest Easy George .

  • @aljolson6613
    @aljolson6613 11 месяцев назад +11

    Truth with comedy ,he was gem😢

  • @lucis3452
    @lucis3452 Год назад +8

    Always on point!

  • @arthurneddysmith
    @arthurneddysmith 13 лет назад +27

    George Carlin has an incredible body.

  • @evamagone8613
    @evamagone8613 2 года назад +14

    Love this man still

  • @leahm24
    @leahm24 4 года назад +85

    Oh I wish he had lived to see Trump. I would pay any ticket price to see his show on the last 5 years

    • @thelemite935
      @thelemite935 3 года назад +18

      In 2016 George's daughter said he would had A LOT of fun with all the trump shit.

    • @vaasdaas9587
      @vaasdaas9587 2 года назад +12

      You mean trump not starting any war right?

    • @davidruiz7669
      @davidruiz7669 2 года назад +16

      @@vaasdaas9587
      He only tried to start a coup in Venezuela, increased drone strikes and blew up an Iranian general but okay

    • @sanzl164
      @sanzl164 2 года назад +8

      @@davidruiz7669 And he didn't start any wars. 🤷‍♂️ Why? Because the world knew he had a backbone.

    • @FirstEmperor
      @FirstEmperor 2 года назад +21

      He is quite possibly the one person who would have seen the Trump presidency for what it really was: the single most entertaining chapter in the freak show thus far!

  • @RadarKat73080
    @RadarKat73080 13 лет назад +27

    Well, we're not the first society to base its economy on war. "The is Sparta!"

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad9977 2 года назад +16

    "...i got this real moron thing i do, it's called thinking..."

  • @Leskeepingitreal
    @Leskeepingitreal 2 года назад +6

    Miss him so much

  • @lawrencetaylor4101
    @lawrencetaylor4101 2 года назад +58

    George would have really had a field day with half the world praising Nazis reliving WW2.

    • @grudgebearer1404
      @grudgebearer1404 Год назад +4

      West has been praising nazis since nazis became the main strategic heads of NATO, that is, since it started. It isn't any new habit.

    • @slimybakertv
      @slimybakertv Год назад

      @@grudgebearer1404 The west directly funded N@zis multiple times during and after WWII

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 4 месяца назад

      @@grudgebearer1404 ???

    • @jwb_666
      @jwb_666 2 месяца назад

      ​@@yeetman4953don't try to look for logic in a communist. Being a commie requires an absence of logic.

  • @debralegorreta1375
    @debralegorreta1375 4 года назад +17

    Classic. Thank you Ihan for sending people here.

  • @BerardiOhio94
    @BerardiOhio94 9 месяцев назад +4

    2024!

  • @patriciashepard887
    @patriciashepard887 2 года назад +18

    225 wars in 243 years since 1776.

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan 4 года назад +21

    HOLY FUCK THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • @targamotors309
    @targamotors309 2 года назад +6

    Legend

  • @blistoh
    @blistoh Год назад +3

    I love it

  • @phmwu7368
    @phmwu7368 3 года назад +6

    Friday, April 23 - 1971 ... respect for those military !

  • @ThePsykopath
    @ThePsykopath 3 года назад +10

    0 dislikes humanity restored

  • @madesertrose
    @madesertrose 15 лет назад +4

    AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @rianvorster430
    @rianvorster430 2 года назад +3

    2022 says listen to this

  • @theunknown21329
    @theunknown21329 28 дней назад +1

    In my country he would not have survived very long. We need more people like this😂

  • @lewisner
    @lewisner 4 года назад +25

    Everybody who watched this tried to think of a politician with a name that sounded like genitals.

  • @keikoandgilly
    @keikoandgilly 14 лет назад +12

    4:14 - 4:28 - True words spoken and helluva funny XD

  • @PeterKanfer
    @PeterKanfer Месяц назад

    RIP YOU ARE THE BEST

  • @khadijahbegum3546
    @khadijahbegum3546 Месяц назад +1

    I wish he was alive now. He would have so much to say now😭

  • @doreekaplan2589
    @doreekaplan2589 Месяц назад +3

    U.S
    is at WAR on 3 different continents spending our taxes to do it.

  • @patrickmoran687
    @patrickmoran687 3 месяца назад +3

    He’s talking about Pete Williams whose shilling for the government during that war was a disgrace to journalism.

  • @zihnisinir100
    @zihnisinir100 2 месяца назад +1

    Here we go again in 2024

  • @xaqxx4061
    @xaqxx4061 2 года назад +3

    Why does the captions remove the cussing but the audio isn’t edited ? Just type up the entire f-cking transcript ! Why would you edit CC but audio is fine ? #nomorecraptions YT !

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez 19 дней назад

    1:05

  • @jetknight7562
    @jetknight7562 Месяц назад

    The ending he nailed it...😅😅😅😅😅

  • @vcab6875
    @vcab6875 11 месяцев назад +1

    Genius

  • @destroyermelody
    @destroyermelody 3 года назад +4

    People asking about the secret for knowing Truth:

  • @Toktikmail
    @Toktikmail 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is very good send this to al my contacts

  • @staryyouknow171
    @staryyouknow171 Месяц назад

    how true in 2024

  • @stevekohner5975
    @stevekohner5975 Месяц назад

    Carlin was ahead of the times

  • @DanWint
    @DanWint Месяц назад

    I'm ready right now. :>, I think.

  • @paolo27th
    @paolo27th 14 лет назад +18

    The Serbs were white too.

    • @Exotic_Tofu
      @Exotic_Tofu 8 лет назад +9

      Yup. "Imperialism is an equal opportunity exploiter"

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 4 года назад +12

      "white" doesn't exist

    • @commentor3485
      @commentor3485 2 года назад +7

      This was filmed before Serbia.

    • @meenam300zx
      @meenam300zx 2 года назад +4

      Since NATO and Americans were massacaring Serbians, they didn't matter much. But Nazi supporting Ukranian are suddenly precious.

    • @evamagone8613
      @evamagone8613 2 года назад

      Serbs are Russian puppets so doesn't matter

  • @sarashellsing
    @sarashellsing 3 месяца назад +3

    the right would call him woke these days.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 2 месяца назад +3

      Any ideology would dislike him seeing how he wasn't 'symbol minded'.

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nonegone7170 True. George never was left or right or anything in between. He beat to his own drum.

  • @DonkeyboyWilson
    @DonkeyboyWilson 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wow

  • @buckeyechuck4064
    @buckeyechuck4064 2 года назад +20

    Damn I miss this guy, he would have shredded DJT.

  • @greysonbeato5919
    @greysonbeato5919 3 года назад +8

    Notice how our country may be bankrupt by October 15 or 18 and our military budget is…big, to say the least

  • @mikemattingly5128
    @mikemattingly5128 7 месяцев назад +1

    Goat

  • @sylvesterscallen5740
    @sylvesterscallen5740 11 месяцев назад +10

    Legend 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Месяц назад

    It's so hilarious how sexual the names of the presidential cabinet were at the time😂

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 Год назад +8

    I was cursed out for dare questioning the war in Ukraine like every anti American O you want children to day name. Honestly after the BS war in Iraq and Vietnam is it that bad to start questioning why?

    • @michaelgiguere1739
      @michaelgiguere1739 Год назад +3

      Not remotely the same

    • @yeetman4953
      @yeetman4953 4 месяца назад +1

      would you question why france and britain went to war with germany?

  • @greghamilton6681
    @greghamilton6681 3 месяца назад

    This genius was America's only real modern philosopher since Erica Hoffer.

  • @Pie2151
    @Pie2151 11 лет назад +28

    Hes like an old version of the Joker....

  • @Myself-yf5do
    @Myself-yf5do Месяц назад +1

    He said the Germans are the only "White" people the Americans ever fought with, but he forgot the Spanish, British, and the Americans themselves (civil war).

  • @LibertarianRF
    @LibertarianRF 29 дней назад

    War is a racket..$

  • @ConfusedFieldHockey-em6bt
    @ConfusedFieldHockey-em6bt 6 месяцев назад

    George carlin what a class act 👌 😂

  • @Jon-nt8sx
    @Jon-nt8sx 18 дней назад +1

    Why didn't George receive the Nobel Peace Prize?

  • @ChiSportsNut18
    @ChiSportsNut18 2 месяца назад +1

    Why do people think war is the answer to everything?

    • @ehss192
      @ehss192 2 месяца назад

      It's how they protect their interests

  • @burnstv280
    @burnstv280 4 года назад +8

    2020 🤬

  • @LindaOrtiz-e9l
    @LindaOrtiz-e9l 11 дней назад

    HE IS FUNNY

  • @mikelocke4212
    @mikelocke4212 2 месяца назад

    I think he's misdiagnosed the problem: It isn't specific to America, it is humanity that is the source of this.

  • @Branddenthepinkgoldpeachfan
    @Branddenthepinkgoldpeachfan Год назад +1

    1:39

  • @robertholston4708
    @robertholston4708 2 года назад +7

    I had to come here after all the virtue signalling in the Ukraine.

    • @meenam300zx
      @meenam300zx 2 года назад +9

      Yes, if Ukranian were brown like Yemenis, Iraqis, Afghan, Libyan or Syrian, no one would care.

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 года назад +2

    #USA!

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez 19 дней назад

    6:00

  • @myearsloveit
    @myearsloveit Год назад +5

    he's w/ Jesus now

  • @ennesshay5040
    @ennesshay5040 2 года назад +3

    the 7minute 7second vid:- ''Trump Admits We're taking The oil,'' by The Jimmy Dore Show

  • @BrisciaVasquez
    @BrisciaVasquez 19 дней назад

    2:20

  • @koba0798
    @koba0798 9 месяцев назад +1

    till this day usa has bases in iraq and occupies syria illegally

  • @schnulli79
    @schnulli79 15 лет назад +4

    wahahahaha!

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 года назад +1

    #familyfirst

  • @pedrogonzalez1625
    @pedrogonzalez1625 2 года назад +1

    #aquarium

  • @jill3n
    @jill3n 11 месяцев назад +1

    God, and what year is this from? He could be saying this in 2023.

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 11 месяцев назад +2

      This was right after the first gulf war, 1991. I think this is in early 1992.

  • @abyzzwalker
    @abyzzwalker 4 года назад +19

    Too woke for this world

  • @celes42017
    @celes42017 10 месяцев назад +4

    If this isn’t accurate, I don’t know what is. The USA just voted to give Israel money when they are committing genocide against Palestinians.

  • @serialfun3690
    @serialfun3690 2 месяца назад

    USA USA USA!!

  • @krisztagedai3386
    @krisztagedai3386 2 года назад +2

    Funny thing is that it's not funny :( especially not now...again.

  • @Entropy106
    @Entropy106 2 года назад +1

    Ukraine bs Russia

  • @mohamedalhaneef1260
    @mohamedalhaneef1260 Год назад

    Араб голф

  • @jacoballen148
    @jacoballen148 Год назад +2

    Doesn't 9/11 count

  • @spartanx9293
    @spartanx9293 Год назад

    1:38 serbia

  • @abdalrahmanshaddow6121
    @abdalrahmanshaddow6121 Год назад

    bigmanhod problem

    • @iancraig6070
      @iancraig6070 11 месяцев назад

      Too much brainwashing in America via government.

  • @greenwave819
    @greenwave819 11 месяцев назад

    ummm ww1, ww2, basically every war prior to that, Vietnam, Afghanistan, and soon to be russia so those facts do kinda disagree

    • @johnnyflores5954
      @johnnyflores5954 11 месяцев назад +2

      This stand up was before the proxy war in Ukraine. This stand up, came out in 1992.

  • @Andrew-pb6hy
    @Andrew-pb6hy 2 года назад +4

    Other comedians were funnier, but ZERO Educated the public as well

  • @noffmannoff9367
    @noffmannoff9367 Год назад +1

    Funny how everyone laughing without realising he was being sarcastic 😂 dumb gulible audience

  • @Peacefulnessxxx
    @Peacefulnessxxx Год назад +6

    Belgrade 1999 bombing remember?

  • @nicholasmedovich8691
    @nicholasmedovich8691 Год назад

    7:00