Repent to Jesus Christ “But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked.” Luke 6:35 NIV h
The further away we get from the airline terrorism of the 90's and 00's, the more Orwellian and Kafkaesque airport security feels. It feels like hundreds of grown adults being forced to participate in a children's stage play to humor the fragile egos of some really sad TSA employees.
@@cyan_2169 I had one cop tell at me for crossing a street when the lift was green but traffick was at a standstill in Quincy. I just gave him a thumbs up and walked away lmao
Gotta be careful with that though. It was a different state rather than a different country, but same concept: one time my dad got a parking ticket in Missouri when he was in Kansas City for a work function. Forgot to pay it before he left, and eh, whatever, he lived in Colorado, what does it matter? What, are they going to chase him across state lines for a $20 ticket? Fast-forward SEVEN. FUCKING. YEARS. He ended up moving to the Kansas City area (Belton, specifically). One day, he gets pulled over for speeding. He was going like 10 over the speed limit on the highway, not a big deal, just get a ticket, go home, pay it in a couple days, right? Wrong, because they had a warrant out for his arrest. Now, again, this is seven years later, and also, who the fuck goes around arresting people over $20 parking tickets? So he had no memory of this ticket. Ended up spending the night in jail. Luckily, the judge called it out for the bullshit it was, and basically told the prosecutor to go fuck himself and my dad to just pay the ticket and go home. But yeah, it doesn't count, unless one day it does.
I moved to Washington and somebody at school said “I can tell you from Cali” and I was like why, and they said, “because you jaywalked 5 feet away from a crosswalk”
Yeah, the NW is a trip. I'm from Texas, but I moved to Portland, and my first week there every time I go to cross the street I stand on the curb waiting for traffic to be clear and cars just stop in the middle of the road and wait for you to cross. Every time! Blew my mind. In Texas if people see you crossing the road they literally speed up like they're trying to hit you, or at least think it might be funny.
@@taitjones6310 -- I live in Texas. I personally feel like if you are gonna jaywalk on a road where the speed limit is 50 or higher; then hurry your ass across the street. Nothing wrong with jaywalking unless you are actually walking. Cross with enough time that I don't have to slow down.
the majority of people do that in SD but it's a good way to get pressed by the police lmao especially if you're a minority or skater, b safe u never know what pigs will pull
U can be detained simply for “acting strangely?” I doubt they could even tell u the legal definition of that cuz that sounds like bs they made up on the spot
@@leprechaunne I guess you could say I was being strange. I have ocd and I was doing a compulsive tick where I rub my face in a strange way with a sort of grimace. Still, I think they could have at least spoken to me before they put the cuffs on, or let me go soon after, but no, they held for like 6 hours. I did the same thing for years and years all over Toronto and was never stopped or questioned about it once.
I love Hannibal cuz his comedy literally sounds how my brain processes stuff... he sounds like he just talkin off the top of his dome. Like me and my homie smoking and he tellin me a long ass story.. rambling.
@@ejdolo Out of the mouths of babes. Or drunk internet people as it were. We all think this when busybodies bother us over stupid who-gives-a-crap stuff. Like... why. Stop bothering me. You have better things you could be doing. I am sure of it. You are just being a professional nuisance. To me. Stop please. These make for the best stories when bullshitting with your friends. For some reason. Because they relate, I guess.
I was taking a domestic flight in Japan. I totally forgot I had a liter of tea. when the security guard pulled it out I said I was sorry and would dump it. she said no, took the lid off, smelled it, put the lid back on and said it wasn't a problem.
His writing structure is tremendous. Every story has a start, middle, and punchline and then multiple smaller jokes in the meantime, including asides, observations, and random comments.
When I was 10 yrs old I got hit by a car crossing the street in front of my house in a residential neighborhood. Broke my femur. Spent two months in the hospital. Months rehabbing. I had to learn how to basically walk all over again. Then as soon as I can stand and move in crutches a bit I was motioned to appear in court with my parents for freaking jaywalking! The judge was shocked. At least she dismissed the ticket.
@Char Char Binks you’re right, but age does determine criminality. most 10 year olds don’t fit the age of criminal responsibility in most U.S. states. fining an injured 10-year-old child for just an infraction seems a bit overkill.
@@natplant fining someone for jaywalking, period, is nonsense. Fining a ten year old who got his damn femur snapped is just cruelty. All cops are bad, bud.
I love how the TSA has an abysmal track record when it comes to preventing terrorist or catching genuinely dangerous things being smuggled. All the stuff they ever showcase themselves finding is stuff that's clearly not even what they're pretending it is.
"I was walking with an old lady, we were jaywalking together. We weren't together like that, but even if we were, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I JUST MET Y'ALL. D:
I was about to jaywalk in front of a cop once and changed my mind and walked the opposite way to the intersection to cross. This dude followed me all the way in his car. 🤣
En P En P It’s interesting seeing here people from places it’s enforced and not enforced. Like, to Jeremy Morris (not to pick you out), it’s a law. To New Yorkers like me and Hannibal Buress, it is not a law. Plus, this has nothing to do with busy thoroughfares vs. quiet suburbs, because where’s busier than NY? On another note, I’m not seeing these massive increases in traffic fatalities in the Third World (i.e. where Jeremy claimed the death by car rates are like 8 times higher) from this map. A little higher, sure, but not much higher. And that jives with my recent experience living in India for a month too. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate
"This guy's doing something illegal OR people love buying Subarus from him" I would personally LOVE to purchase a working-condition Subaru from Hannibal Buress.
I had to do the "bomb residue screening" the last time I went to the airport. Apparently you pick up microscopic metal particles on your hands if you were recently touching circuitry or computer parts (ram/motherboards etc) I had just replaced some old ram in my laptop before I arrived at the airport, so that was the likely culprit.
Wear latex (or even non latex) gloves when changing computer parts especially RAM and other silicon chips to avoid static discharge. Also handy side benefit, no getting picked up by the "screening tests"!
I lived in Chicago for several years. One sunny Saturday, I jaywalked across State St. near Macy's behind two jaywalking police women. That made me feel connected to the City of Chicago.
If they don’t generate enough revenue for the city or state they get budget cuts. So they may not have “quotas” they definitely have a target so they don’t get fucked with.
@@aidanscovers The budget cuts can come indirectly too, though. The government responsible for appointing their budget could go: "There aren't that many fines being issued lately, so there probably isn't a need to have so many officers patrolling around. Maybe we should reduce their number to save some money."
You kind of have to understand subtlety in human nature to laugh at his jokes. He's one of the best joke writers alive right now. His delivery has improved a lot.
Nothing complex about burres. It's his ability to look beyond complexity in relation to society and make commentary that seems natural, but unique in concept. It's super fun to watch. His roast on Bieber just literally saying" I don't like your music...it's bad" nothing over thought, nothing complex just an insult delivered in such a way, so normally they it goes against the status quo
You kind of have to understand subtlety in human nature to laugh at his jokes. He's one of the best joke writers alive right now. His delivery has improved a lot.
I mean if there is water in the bottle it's a lot safer than what a seemingly empty bottle, I mean I could bring an empty bottle filled with some pathogen.
French is such a beautiful language. I just replay the opening to this video over and over. If only I could get someone shouting angry German at me at the same time as Hannibal pretends to be French, that would just be music to my ears.
naaaaah they do understand perfectly fine, its just the cunt move that the french pull when they dont want to interact with foreigners pretending they dont speak English or French if its not pure from France. Except when they get lost as tourists then they speak E V E R Y T H I N G fluently
“There’s no such thing as bomb water!” *Astrolite G’s face fell. Those words that everyone else laughed at, proved that he had a damn good reason to feel invisible in this life..*
I am so fucking glad Adam Ruins Everything made an episode about this, because I've been telling people for decades that roads laws were literally one of the first instances of Lobbying damaging our country, and subsequently the rest of the world in this case, and people looked at me like I was crazy.
I'm from the East Coast, we jaywalk all the time. I visit California, crossed an empty street, and some motorcycle cop stops me, lectures me for 10 minutes, and gave me a "must appear" ticket for jaywalking. I totally blew that shit off. I'm not gonna waste more of my time showing up at a courthouse for something as lame as jaywalking.
What's crazy is jaywalking was ford propaganda trying to demonize the many pedestrians killed by their vehicles. They needed the papers to read like some asshole "jay" hit the car, instead of the car mowing over helpless people. Considering roads were for horses and pedestrians back then, it was quite a magic trick to sway the public to believe pedestrians were at fault.
i got arrested for jaywalking at the austin airport in '98. I told the cop, "it's a free country" and he proceeded to cuff me. Long story short, i got it adjudicated. but man, that cop was pretty aggressive. imagine that.
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Never knew he was fluent in French
Hrithik Ravi he speaks it perfectly dont know what your talking about
@Hrithik Ravi he speaks Franch
Not sure about French but he speaks very fluent quebecois
😭😂😂😂 this makes burst out laughing
MrSuperChaosGuy Archives whoosh
"Im going to New York to talk about you in front of strangers" killed me.
nah that was me *finger guns*
my like made 1,000 : D
so i guess both XD
haha awesome
RIP
"One of my friends asks me 'you wanna hold this bomb real quick?'" its ok Hannibal you can say it was Eric Andre
I could totally see that as reality
Uh hell fucking yeah
kid shoots Hannibal three times with his finger gun
"Who killed Hannibal?"
@@jacknoble5846 nice stolen comment
lmao nice one
"I will donate 60 of your colorful dollars to your broke-ass city" LMAO.
nice
Hannibal’s simplicity with his humor is what makes it perfect.
It's slow buut wittty
Iys yo that's gaay
Exactly lol
Hes a black Seinfeld.
Repent to Jesus Christ
“But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked.”
Luke 6:35 NIV
h
Room temp IQ's.
*kid shoots Hannibal three times with his finger gun*
"Who killed Hannibal?"
Bill Cosby
*1 000th like*
Airport security
Damn only real ogs know this one
Scipio africanus
“My other airport enemy is airport security, they really seem so dedicated to keeping water bottles out of the sky.” This absolutely killed me.
_there's no such thing as sippable bomb water you're being ridiculous right now_
what is this? powdered water?!
The further away we get from the airline terrorism of the 90's and 00's, the more Orwellian and Kafkaesque airport security feels.
It feels like hundreds of grown adults being forced to participate in a children's stage play to humor the fragile egos of some really sad TSA employees.
his matter of fact delivery was perfect lol
"I'm a dumb guy, my worldview is limited."
Amy Veeres
Underrated line 😂
same
Gets me everytime
If most of middle America can adopt this sentiment, we'd be better off as a country, but everyones a genious and never wrong lol
@@89tilinfinity29 Yeah. Its just middle America. Totally just them. Definitely not like all the coast cities, too. They are so insanely open minded.
"I will donate 60 of your colorful ass dollars to your broke ass city." Damn that was smoothly brutal
Literally just paid a $197 ticket for jaywalking and hannibal's story was almost exactly my experience getting the ticket
CuddyTG shouldnt have paid lol
I literally j walk in front of cops all the time in Cali they don’t give 2 shits lol
In Boston the police will literally help you jaywalk
@@cyan_2169 I had one cop tell at me for crossing a street when the lift was green but traffick was at a standstill in Quincy. I just gave him a thumbs up and walked away lmao
@@Robyne_u61 moved to SF 6 months ago and ppl jaywalk way less in Cali than in Boston
The ending wasn't even a joke, just him being real, yet it was so funny
on gp
that’s what comedy is lmao
@@lorenz0 yo its the black midi guy
As a French speaker, I have to say his accent is perfect
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ja
Hannibal's eyes
°👃°
👄
James Alvarado bruh 😂
LMAO bruh they do look like that.
What's in Hannibal's hands tho?
My RUclips in dark mode
@@wisewisdomtooth zing~
"It's in Canada. It doesn't count to me" 😂
mxamiss5 if its not in your country it doesn’t matter
Gotta be careful with that though. It was a different state rather than a different country, but same concept: one time my dad got a parking ticket in Missouri when he was in Kansas City for a work function. Forgot to pay it before he left, and eh, whatever, he lived in Colorado, what does it matter? What, are they going to chase him across state lines for a $20 ticket? Fast-forward SEVEN. FUCKING. YEARS. He ended up moving to the Kansas City area (Belton, specifically). One day, he gets pulled over for speeding. He was going like 10 over the speed limit on the highway, not a big deal, just get a ticket, go home, pay it in a couple days, right? Wrong, because they had a warrant out for his arrest. Now, again, this is seven years later, and also, who the fuck goes around arresting people over $20 parking tickets? So he had no memory of this ticket. Ended up spending the night in jail. Luckily, the judge called it out for the bullshit it was, and basically told the prosecutor to go fuck himself and my dad to just pay the ticket and go home. But yeah, it doesn't count, unless one day it does.
What is he going to be extradited for a jaywalking ticket he’s smart for not paying it
@@maddie9602 Don't speed
@@mikemath9508 Yes "don't speed"
"I made sure not to bring the bomb with me cuz I know y'all hate that."
I read this just as he was was sayng it😆
@@ICGodInU wait same
just a thought but what if on april fools we all made this joke at the airport? what are they going to do arrest all of us? lol
Best French impression ever lol...
Québécois*
Even us French barely understand them.
🤣🤣
Hello to My beautiful people !
He sounded like Patrice O'Neil doing that...
*FRENCH*
I moved to Washington and somebody at school said “I can tell you from Cali” and I was like why, and they said, “because you jaywalked 5 feet away from a crosswalk”
Yeah, the NW is a trip. I'm from Texas, but I moved to Portland, and my first week there every time I go to cross the street I stand on the curb waiting for traffic to be clear and cars just stop in the middle of the road and wait for you to cross. Every time! Blew my mind. In Texas if people see you crossing the road they literally speed up like they're trying to hit you, or at least think it might be funny.
@@taitjones6310 -- I live in Texas. I personally feel like if you are gonna jaywalk on a road where the speed limit is 50 or higher; then hurry your ass across the street. Nothing wrong with jaywalking unless you are actually walking. Cross with enough time that I don't have to slow down.
I was in Cali and they knew I was from ny/nj area because I jaywalked in the middle of the block when the light was green
the majority of people do that in SD but it's a good way to get pressed by the police lmao especially if you're a minority or skater, b safe u never know what pigs will pull
Jay walking is such a strange concept for me, in the UK nobody gives much of a shit.
I was detained by a Montreal cop for acting strangely in a subway station, they are seriously the worst.
U can be detained simply for “acting strangely?” I doubt they could even tell u the legal definition of that cuz that sounds like bs they made up on the spot
Where you being strange.
It’s we’re all very strange anyway
Leo Velli was it the finger guns?
@@leprechaunne I guess you could say I was being strange. I have ocd and I was doing a compulsive tick where I rub my face in a strange way with a sort of grimace. Still, I think they could have at least spoken to me before they put the cuffs on, or let me go soon after, but no, they held for like 6 hours. I did the same thing for years and years all over Toronto and was never stopped or questioned about it once.
"Are you going to New York for business or pleasure"
"Im going to New York to talk about you so i guess both"
woah we watched the same video!
@@moxieswaygan damn you an asshole even off KTT
@@moxieswaygan Shut up.
1,000th like whaddup
@@moxieswaygan I'll never understand the fascination with people leaving quotes in the comments from a video we all just saw.
Did the old lady get a ticket?
She probably escaped while Hannibal was being written up for being an arsehole
She probably wasnt black
nah, she was white.
She probably spoke French and therefore wasn't a threat to Montreal police.
Asking the important questions
"Those are the only two jobs I know, I'm a dumb guy, my worldview is limited"
I fucking love Hannibal.
I love Hannibal cuz his comedy literally sounds how my brain processes stuff... he sounds like he just talkin off the top of his dome. Like me and my homie smoking and he tellin me a long ass story.. rambling.
five0threeEJ yo, same lmao. I said the same shit about speeding tickets, “here man I’ll donate to this broke ass city”
I think thats literally his process. He'll take those dumb conversations you have with friends and refine them into stand up.
that's why his podcast is called The Handsome Rambler
@Partial Sapien i was drunk af when i wrote this so i didnt put any thought into it.. idk why everyone liked it.
@@ejdolo Out of the mouths of babes. Or drunk internet people as it were.
We all think this when busybodies bother us over stupid who-gives-a-crap stuff. Like... why. Stop bothering me. You have better things you could be doing. I am sure of it. You are just being a professional nuisance. To me. Stop please.
These make for the best stories when bullshitting with your friends. For some reason. Because they relate, I guess.
“What if it’s sippable bomb-water?” 😂
There's no such thing as sippable bomb water.
You’re being silly right now
Lmao
@@azz75sl everclear?
I kinda thought he said "bong" water... Sippable bong water made me gip 🤮
I was taking a domestic flight in Japan. I totally forgot I had a liter of tea. when the security guard pulled it out I said I was sorry and would dump it. she said no, took the lid off, smelled it, put the lid back on and said it wasn't a problem.
Probably because nobody wants to bomb Japan so nobody cares.
Lovely when people in a position of power just act normal and reasonable...
"Ayo Hannibal before you go to the airport... you wanna hold a hold a bomb right quick?" lmaoo!
real quick
powedered water tho lol
Never thought id see u in this comment feed. Love the vids bro keep it up
The goat
I dont believe my eyes its Crank Lucas
Just add water
Crank Lucas in the buildin’. What’s up crank. Love your videos
“Breh brag breg blah f R E N C H”
And I felt that.
Hannibal w/ glasses > Hannibal w/contacts
arizona represent ✊
Dave G he had laser eye surgery.
He's cute with glasses for sure
I can barely see what you did there
Dave G only real fans know this
W H A T I S T H I S ? P O W D E R E D W A T E R ?
Mikey nah, it’s cocaine
you just mad cause i got friends that will let me hold bombs
powdered water is a Steven Wright bit, i appreciate the way he referenced it.
L!
Why you tryna act like you was drinkin' powdered' water 'fore you came out here?
"business or pleasure?"
"im going to new york to talk about you in front of strangers... so i guess both."
roasted.
sippable bomb water
Fancy seeing you here....Crank Lucas! I love you Crank Lucas!
Who tf is crank Lucas
O shit crank Lucas is in here!!
@@rickydeangarrison4804 400,000 subs nigga
Alan Johnson ok, that’s cool
Hannibal Buress is a severely underrated stand-up comic.
This video has 4 million views. Please stfu
@@madebychikar7651 how many did it have a year ago when this was posted? Coulda been less than 4 million. Naw YOU STFU!
@@havensmith6371 lol what? "It had 3 million last year he's still underrated!!"
@@yoshipower457 my post was sarcastically in agreement with the OP dumbass.
@@havensmith6371 stfu so you think it had less than a million last year??
"Powdered water" had me laughing for five minutes.
That's going to be my new code word for coke.
His writing structure is tremendous. Every story has a start, middle, and punchline and then multiple smaller jokes in the meantime, including asides, observations, and random comments.
The delivery on that "I'm a dumb guy, my world view is limited" was great. Love
Hannibal 😄
"ass*beep*"
...Thank gosh we didn't have to hear the word hole, amirite?
Maybe he said asshat
We'll never know lol
@@DMoneyTaz15 😆
Right, why is the word "hole" bleeped out and not "ass?"
When I was 10 yrs old I got hit by a car crossing the street in front of my house in a residential neighborhood. Broke my femur. Spent two months in the hospital. Months rehabbing. I had to learn how to basically walk all over again. Then as soon as I can stand and move in crutches a bit I was motioned to appear in court with my parents for freaking jaywalking! The judge was shocked. At least she dismissed the ticket.
ayy broken femur brothers!!!
@Char Char Binks you’re right, but age does determine criminality. most 10 year olds don’t fit the age of criminal responsibility in most U.S. states. fining an injured 10-year-old child for just an infraction seems a bit overkill.
@@natplant fining someone for jaywalking, period, is nonsense. Fining a ten year old who got his damn femur snapped is just cruelty. All cops are bad, bud.
@@Cordman1221making crossing the road a crime is wild. I understand if its a highway or somat but still...
"Hey Hannibal, before you go to the airport you wanna hold a bomb real quick?" 😂😂
Damn, what a rough way to find out I'm not cool.
legit123456 Username checks out
@@RuaTheRapoet I came here to say this
@@RuaTheRapoet hahahaha wrecked.
Disclaimer: if you ever hear someone say,
"Yeah I'm a cool guy, just doing cool stuff, tryna be cool."
He/she is not cool
*they
@@fduranthesee No.
PrimalTheEmperor (primal9000) “They is not cool” is incorrect grammar
I say this all the time
hockle they are not cool
I love how the TSA has an abysmal track record when it comes to preventing terrorist or catching genuinely dangerous things being smuggled. All the stuff they ever showcase themselves finding is stuff that's clearly not even what they're pretending it is.
Maybe bc TSA are rent a cops that would be scared shitless if there was REAL criminal action going down.
Theatre
lol what are you comparing their track record to?
they're just paid bullies that are there to make people THINK things are safer. It's all a bad PR stunt.
"I was walking with an old lady, we were jaywalking together. We weren't together like that, but even if we were, MIND YOUR BUSINESS. I JUST MET Y'ALL. D:
Thanks for repeating what everyone already heard.
ReveN ur a buzzkill I bet you have loads of friends 😂😂
@@I.OWN.NOTHING hes not wrong lmao
first time I was in france, I was 4 and I asked, in the Airport in Paris, "when are people going to stop talking like that?"
I asked myself that when I was 26
Cool story, bro
French is a dying language
@@ManiacX1999 You're kidding, right?
I ask myself that everyday ....
And I'm French 🙃.
I was about to jaywalk in front of a cop once and changed my mind and walked the opposite way to the intersection to cross. This dude followed me all the way in his car. 🤣
Lol that guy is what is known as a "shiny buttons".
@@SL92018 Why a "shiny button"?
I love your account name!😂
"now you've got security trying to negotiate your Snickers situation" XD
How did I sleep on how good Hannibal Buress is until now??
Hannibal has one of my favorite deliveries of all comedians
I love Hannibal so much. I feel like this audience didn't appreciate him enough he's so funny
They were laughing after every sentence even if it wasn’t a joke wdym. People who go to comedy shows laugh like it’s a competition
@@kirbyfukr2946 I don't know, I didn't like this audience or maybe it was the audio.
He always looks like he's staring into the light or something lmao
I y a n a HAHAHAHA
Lmboooo
i hate to be that guy, but he’s on stage. so he is lol
That's cause the future so bright 😎
Has his head at that weird angle!
"What is this powdered water?"
Shout out to Steven Wright
6:52 the content nod of a man holding a bomb.
the way he said "is there a car coming? no? lemme get across there" 😂
“Everybody getting fake shot”
So dead Lmfaoooooo
The best thing about having catastrophic memory loss is being able to watch this every 6 months and feel like it's the first time every time
How do you knoe you watch this every 6 months
Watch history@@bravetherainbow
jaywalking was only made a crime to protect ford motors
@@ivanebijay2401 www.vox.com/2015/1/15/7551873/jaywalking-history
@Jeremy Morris Jaywalking is used as an excuse to detain people.
@Jeremy Morris exactly busy road way= ticket like it should.
En P En P It’s interesting seeing here people from places it’s enforced and not enforced. Like, to Jeremy Morris (not to pick you out), it’s a law. To New Yorkers like me and Hannibal Buress, it is not a law. Plus, this has nothing to do with busy thoroughfares vs. quiet suburbs, because where’s busier than NY?
On another note, I’m not seeing these massive increases in traffic fatalities in the Third World (i.e. where Jeremy claimed the death by car rates are like 8 times higher) from this map. A little higher, sure, but not much higher. And that jives with my recent experience living in India for a month too. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate
You learn something everyday reading is fundamental
"This guy's doing something illegal OR people love buying Subarus from him"
I would personally LOVE to purchase a working-condition Subaru from Hannibal Buress.
Useless Information I 100% bought at Toyota from a coke dealer so tbh it’s fair
I would personally love to buy some weed or lsd from Hannibal
I had to do the "bomb residue screening" the last time I went to the airport. Apparently you pick up microscopic metal particles on your hands if you were recently touching circuitry or computer parts (ram/motherboards etc) I had just replaced some old ram in my laptop before I arrived at the airport, so that was the likely culprit.
Wear latex (or even non latex) gloves when changing computer parts especially RAM and other silicon chips to avoid static discharge. Also handy side benefit, no getting picked up by the "screening tests"!
@@SL92018 wear latex when making bombs aswell
Blah blah blah blah FRENCH
Corey Mineard ?
darktennisball Did you watch the video? Lmao
@@coreymineardSame
That sent me
Corey Mineard glad we watched the same video, I was getting worried.
Hannibal has the energy of a sleepy child trying to explain something to their patient but confused parent.
hah, true
a woman tried to bring a bottle of ice to a plane claiming "but it ain't liquid tho"
clever girl
She was right
Hannibal Buress is so underrated, definitely one of the best comedians out right now
Hannibal has come a long way with his standup career, but I also wonder about Eric Andre n what he’s up to, I would like to see him again
Look up mostly for millenials
This bit is actually from before the eric andre show. He's been a good comedian, not a lot of people have heard of him tho.
He just featured in disinchantment a futurama style midevil cartoon on Netflix. He's also coming out with another show soon himself
His netflix special was weak i like him better with less yelling and over cocky behaviour
Leaving Blank disagree.
I'm glad I stumbled on this. He's funny as hell
How have I just discovered this guy?
Great material and tons of charisma. And the narration is so unbroken and natural.
The ending was great.
IDK seeing that he's known as the person who blew the Bill Cosby case up in his stand up that got recorded at a club show.
I feel like Hannibal is who Aziz Ansari wants or tries to be.
Hey I like Aziz
Nah I think Aziz is tryna be one of them black drag queens types.
He's way too energetic to replicate hannibal's relaxed style
Aziz was funny in food club, but that's about it.
rahul g me too lol
I feel like Aziz is about as funny as toilet paper
Bruh he’s never gonna be allowed to go into an airport after this lmao
Hannibal is a frickin genius I died at "bomb water" 🤣😂🤣😂💣💧
I could listen to him speak forever
I lived in Chicago for several years. One sunny Saturday, I jaywalked across State St. near Macy's behind two jaywalking police women. That made me feel connected to the City of Chicago.
I'm from Chicago. I really didn't know other places really cared about Jaywalking.
I once watched a man jaywalk across the intersection of State and Congress without breaking stride. He actively lives like he is in a game of Frogger.
@@katieinprogress5940 yeah me too!!!
3 Cops working a High-Profile Jaywalking case 😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh!!! Hilarious.
0:32 Bill Cosby impression
Ryan's Adventure & Info if Bill Cosby was French
More like Stallone
Cosby? Not even close. Have you ever heard Bill Cosby talk?
More or less Louis Armstrong
Bryon Letterman don’t get too bent out of shape about it, it’s just the internet
“We weren’t together like that, but if we were mind ya own business”
Montreal cops have to meet those quotas somehow.
you're a creep. but anyways it was like 50k so i didn't cop.
Cops don't have quotas
Zyncra yeah they do they have “productivity goals”
If they don’t generate enough revenue for the city or state they get budget cuts. So they may not have “quotas” they definitely have a target so they don’t get fucked with.
@@aidanscovers The budget cuts can come indirectly too, though. The government responsible for appointing their budget could go: "There aren't that many fines being issued lately, so there probably isn't a need to have so many officers patrolling around. Maybe we should reduce their number to save some money."
“I’m going to New York to talk about you in front of strangers” haha!
The Jaywalking session is probably Hannibal’s best stand up session. The timing, the humor, the reality of petty dumb rules, it’s all perfect.
Idk ever had thc infused water? That’s some bomb water right there.
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Wtf did you say
More like BONG water (^_^)
Lolll stupid!
Ghetto clever.
He is honestly the best comedian of this generation. Such a smart combination of absurdism and relatable situations.
Not even
As a frenchman I can say that his french was Spot. On.
You kind of have to understand subtlety in human nature to laugh at his jokes. He's one of the best joke writers alive right now. His delivery has improved a lot.
You need a very high iq to watch Rick and Morty.
You need to have at least one PhD in a STEM field to understand the complexity of Rick & Morty
Nothing complex about burres. It's his ability to look beyond complexity in relation to society and make commentary that seems natural, but unique in concept. It's super fun to watch. His roast on Bieber just literally saying" I don't like your music...it's bad" nothing over thought, nothing complex just an insult delivered in such a way, so normally they it goes against the status quo
You kind of have to understand subtlety in human nature to laugh at his jokes. He's one of the best joke writers alive right now. His delivery has improved a lot.
@@mozzstickdestroyer yes I agree.
“You know what I never had a bomb before 🤔” me right before holding my first bomb
Nabi Sonyeo 😂😂😂
YEA MAN lemme hold that bomb!
You gotta open up your social circle
Hannibal is a national treasure, for comedy AND outing cosby. bless you sir!
"Bomb water" lol
What if it's sippable bomb water? lmao
Carson Wentz “that’s what I’m saying. There’s no such thing as bomb water, you’re being silly right now man!”
The delivery is so un real
Can be chill and hype when he needs to
Unreal, tournament! AMIRITE GAMUR TROGLODYTES?
"What is this....powdered water?"
That line is so dumb but hilarious 🤣🤣
"I'm a dumb guy. My world view is limited."
Dying!!!!!! Lololol
“I’m dumb, my world is limited” 😂 dude
No matter how many times I watch the same Hannibal bits, I laugh just as hard every time.
That’s a cop and a half per leg!
Adam Shutt yep, that was a joke that was said in the video that we both watched.
@@finerz321are you sure? this video? I think you might be a little slow
There’s no such thing as sip-able bomb water; you’re being silly right now!
what do u call lighter fluid then
I mean if there is water in the bottle it's a lot safer than what a seemingly empty bottle, I mean I could bring an empty bottle filled with some pathogen.
R/woosh
@@3pound shut the fuck up
@@3pound hes quoting hannibal dipshit
French is such a beautiful language. I just replay the opening to this video over and over. If only I could get someone shouting angry German at me at the same time as Hannibal pretends to be French, that would just be music to my ears.
"You have bomb juice on your hands, is there anything you want to tell us?"
I made sure not to bring the bomb with me, cause I know y’all hate that.
That’s exactly how the French sound 🤣
Plot twist: the French in France can't understand Quebecois French, either!
naaaaah they do understand perfectly fine, its just the cunt move that the french pull when they dont want to interact with foreigners pretending they dont speak English or French if its not pure from France. Except when they get lost as tourists then they speak E V E R Y T H I N G fluently
@@mike13th bruh you seem really upset towards french people, what happened ? Did a french dude smashed your girl or something ?
Marshall17101972 French are snooty assbutts
Its probably been 8 months since you seen this video but i took enough french to know thats exactly what it sounds like
“There’s no such thing as bomb water!”
*Astrolite G’s face fell. Those words that everyone else laughed at, proved that he had a damn good reason to feel invisible in this life..*
I am so fucking glad Adam Ruins Everything made an episode about this, because I've been telling people for decades that roads laws were literally one of the first instances of Lobbying damaging our country, and subsequently the rest of the world in this case, and people looked at me like I was crazy.
"is this powdered water?" 😂😂😂
Bro he's so eloquent and well spoken with his speeches and that makes it so funny to me for some reason
"You got 3 cops here for a jaywalking ticket, no wonder your city is broke!" Hahaha, awesome!
I'm from the East Coast, we jaywalk all the time. I visit California, crossed an empty street, and some motorcycle cop stops me, lectures me for 10 minutes, and gave me a "must appear" ticket for jaywalking. I totally blew that shit off. I'm not gonna waste more of my time showing up at a courthouse for something as lame as jaywalking.
Damn, that’s crazy 😂
What's crazy is jaywalking was ford propaganda trying to demonize the many pedestrians killed by their vehicles. They needed the papers to read like some asshole "jay" hit the car, instead of the car mowing over helpless people. Considering roads were for horses and pedestrians back then, it was quite a magic trick to sway the public to believe pedestrians were at fault.
i got arrested for jaywalking at the austin airport in '98. I told the cop, "it's a free country" and he proceeded to cuff me. Long story short, i got it adjudicated. but man, that cop was pretty aggressive. imagine that.
That seemed like an excessive use of force. I would have sued.
I've been to Montreal three times and my buddy there said, "everyone here Jay walks" 😂
I'm from Montreal and can confirm. Never heard of anyone getting a jaywalking fine (until now).
I went to Toronto, I went to Atlanta
I used to drink Pepsi, but now I like Fanta
There you go 😏
I like your Drake impression
@@RashaunEatOreos LMFAO