Hannibal Buress - I Have Too Much Pickle Juice

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @travisjones1481
    @travisjones1481 2 года назад +190

    “You know I gotta hurt one of your lizards now” really threw me off 😂

  • @Jmanmusician
    @Jmanmusician 2 года назад +619

    That apple juice bit is so ridiculous even Hannibal was smirking through it

    • @aarons720
      @aarons720 2 года назад

      Why do I feel like you are a bot created by Hannibal burres’s agent lol. Joke is 10
      Years old idk how you and so many others are laughing at it so much. Is this dude new to you? Five years after his joke brough down Bill Cosby?
      My opinion it’s piss poor this joke shows up as a recommendation 10 years after i first heard it. Hannibal is kind of a shitty comic who ran out of material a while back

    • @VerTheBonBonVoni
      @VerTheBonBonVoni 2 года назад +18

      His name is Hannibal?

    • @corvinduguap
      @corvinduguap 2 года назад +14

      @@VerTheBonBonVoni is that his real name?

    • @QuakerB0y
      @QuakerB0y 2 года назад +13

      His parents named him Hannibal?

    • @aarons720
      @aarons720 2 года назад +14

      @@QuakerB0y named after a Roman general, not Lector

  • @Revilik
    @Revilik 2 года назад +216

    I've never noticed it until now, but Hannibal really reminds me of Mitch Hedberg a lot. His delivery and the topics he talks about, though obviously his own, is hilarious in the same ways. Makes sense why I've always enjoyed his stand-up so much.

    • @MrAwesomeSaucem
      @MrAwesomeSaucem 2 года назад +9

      Totally agree. Hard to describe Hannibal's comedic style but Hedberg is the closes thing I can think of.

    • @alienlizardqueen8748
      @alienlizardqueen8748 2 года назад +10

      Their humor is based on pointing out rational inconsistencies society takes for granted. Kellen Erskine does this as well.

    • @samg3456
      @samg3456 2 года назад +2

      exactly. exactly

    • @samg3456
      @samg3456 2 года назад +2

      he's talked about hedberg it's a cool story

    • @Suryal
      @Suryal 2 года назад +2

      I'm never gonna stop thinking about this. I don't know if I'll ever be okay again. Damn. Now I want to hear what Mitch thought about comment sections

  • @BlueMoonCircus
    @BlueMoonCircus 2 года назад +225

    “His horniness won out over his racism” 🤣

  • @jamnmikefx
    @jamnmikefx 2 года назад +49

    5:33 Missed opportunity to end that joke saying “why do your fingers smell like pickles?” 🤣

  • @mintystellar4268
    @mintystellar4268 2 года назад +124

    Hannibal is legitimately the most hilarious comedian.

    • @Dead1Gam
      @Dead1Gam 2 года назад +1

      Chill chill

  • @patrickroe2240
    @patrickroe2240 Год назад +72

    I ran out of sufficient pickles for my sandwiches today and I started flicking pickle juice at them, remembering this sketch and Hannibal's life advice.

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 Год назад +4

      Was the sandwich tasty?

    • @lolwut1431
      @lolwut1431 Год назад +3

      I second @russelfishers question. Bro stop playin we need to know dis

    • @JeroAlmufakir
      @JeroAlmufakir 11 месяцев назад +1

      How many flicks is the ideal amount??? We need answers man

    • @bjones2600
      @bjones2600 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@JeroAlmufakir Between 7 and 11. Depends on how big your fingers are and how long you leave them submerged in the pickle juice-

  • @aimbotarrow5981
    @aimbotarrow5981 2 года назад +43

    The Pickle Juice bit is legitimately my favorite bit I love his little flicks

  • @MeanStreamFraudCast
    @MeanStreamFraudCast 2 года назад +194

    Pickle juice is jam PACKED with flavor. I feel Hannibal on this one, for sure.

    • @barneyshpaenglezz3570
      @barneyshpaenglezz3570 2 года назад +1

      You don't know what you're talking about, gannibal Suggs big guggies

    • @justawinddown
      @justawinddown 2 года назад +3

      Echoed by the empty jar banana pepper juice

    • @jonathanflopstein8587
      @jonathanflopstein8587 2 года назад +3

      It's also healthy in smaller doses

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 Год назад +2

      @@jonathanflopstein8587 Yeah I hear some marathon runners are actually drinking pickle juice instead of gatorade now. It must be good for electrolyte replacement or something.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Год назад +1

      ​​@@unicornmilk6158Electrolytes are just salt and pickle juice is definitely salty. It could just be some marketing shit, but it probably is healthier since it wouldn't have all the sugar that's in sports drinks
      Pickles themselves are 0 calories, so the brine is probably good, in addition to plenty of water

  • @LeetTron5000
    @LeetTron5000 2 года назад +39

    wow this is actually some really good stand up. All of these jokes are perfect level of stupid smart comedy. Love hannibal from eric andre show but didnt know he could throw together a routine this well.

  • @innervisions1828
    @innervisions1828 2 года назад +33

    He's great! One of my faves.

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Год назад +1

    3:49 at its best, it’s an aesthetic and camaraderie.

  • @ingrida.5058
    @ingrida.5058 2 года назад +12

    literally had me laughing seconds into his entrance

  • @HazelSolitaire
    @HazelSolitaire 2 года назад +31

    this man's delivery is legit unequalled

  • @abe_ismain
    @abe_ismain 2 года назад +122

    Some apple juice haters out there. For real!

    • @plasenticusfeeticus9422
      @plasenticusfeeticus9422 2 года назад +1

      So what they soak their pork chops in before cookin em?

    • @joshhponce6768
      @joshhponce6768 2 года назад +1

      @@plasenticusfeeticus9422 orange or pineapple juice like some Mexicans do for al pastor

    • @plasenticusfeeticus9422
      @plasenticusfeeticus9422 2 года назад +1

      @@joshhponce6768 true, true.

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 2 года назад

      @@plasenticusfeeticus9422 I like it for cooking but not really on its own. I also like it mixed like carrot apple and cranberry apple.

    • @youngcicero213
      @youngcicero213 2 года назад +2

      Mix it with Cerveza 🍺 you fnnin apple juice haters!

  • @elimwambi5142
    @elimwambi5142 2 года назад +52

    Hannibal is hilarious so this is gonna blow up for sure

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 2 года назад +9

    I don't remember what it was called, but there was a huge store in Portland, Oregon that was pretty much a '90s Westcoast Gangsta Costco. It was bizarre, especially in the 2010s. There was a section for hoodies, a section for plaid button-ups, and a 4-sided stand near the front of the store for chains. It wasn't downtown, it was in an off-ramp area with fast-food places and stores like Marshall's.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 2 года назад +1

      You think it might have just been skater themed clothing? Like Supreme?

    • @Rich_iam
      @Rich_iam Год назад

      Man said "gangsta Costco" and proceeded to name a bunch of regular clothing worn by a lot of people. A hoodie?

  • @kgb1aze
    @kgb1aze Месяц назад

    "I'd play video games and celebrate your absence."
    I felt that.

  • @carieevans3787
    @carieevans3787 Год назад +2

    I discovered Hannibal several years ago. I had Comedy Central playing in the background one night, I fell asleep but kept waking up hearing his stand up, after a while it pulled me completely out of my sleep cracking up at something he had just said. I had to find out who that guy was. It was Hannibal. lol. Was before he was in movies. I had to search to figure out who it was, I only heard his first name.

  • @mr.psychonaut9398
    @mr.psychonaut9398 2 года назад +22

    Awesome... Found a new comic to binge on.. only know this guy from some films.. Spiderman being the last..He's a funny dude

    • @mochimochi7669
      @mochimochi7669 2 года назад +4

      Watch the Eric Andre show. You won’t be disappointed.

  • @Ravianant12
    @Ravianant12 2 года назад +24

    He never disappoints

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад

      He has.

    • @Ravianant12
      @Ravianant12 2 года назад

      @@MrTPain happens in bed.

  • @kingvega666
    @kingvega666 2 года назад +3

    Play video games and celebrate your absence. Shit cracked me up.

  • @snicky58
    @snicky58 2 года назад +3

    "You lonely Hormel Chili eatin' old man"

  • @FishyCanada
    @FishyCanada 2 года назад +2

    "Are you choking me right now? Yaaa " why do I smell pickles?"

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 2 года назад +4

    An oldie but goodie!

  • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
    @uNhlanhlakaSithole 2 года назад +10

    My second favorite comedian after Chappelle

  • @wcc70
    @wcc70 Год назад +3

    I feel this apple juice bit. Had a grocery store down the street from a place I lived. Me and the roommates went to it and saw 1 liter of apple juice for 99 cents, so we bought 20 of them.
    At the checkout we got the same headshake from the cashier as Hannibal did. Only difference is that none of us were black. Just a bunch of white dudes hopped up on apple juice. They were an apple juice hater.

  • @semja
    @semja 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love the way he says flavAh

  • @Lasher500
    @Lasher500 10 месяцев назад

    This guy is right up there with Dave Chappell, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais. His delivery is spot on.

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 2 года назад +9

    I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches and I gots lizards. They like the lights, I like the juice. There.

  • @AccountInactive
    @AccountInactive 2 года назад +2

    That lizard sandwich segue was just beautiful.

  • @remalemadingdong
    @remalemadingdong 6 дней назад

    that opening sentence folded me like an omelette

  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 2 года назад +7

    Holy crap! Why have I never seen this pickle juice flicking guy before? So good! Love him!

  • @bird-mann952
    @bird-mann952 2 года назад +2

    can’t believe this dude is a landlord

  • @Starowlnightwatch
    @Starowlnightwatch Месяц назад

    I love Hannibal Burgess always have still do

  • @thomasdulaney1054
    @thomasdulaney1054 2 месяца назад

    Go Hannibal Buress. You're the King.

  • @camrencross645
    @camrencross645 2 года назад +5

    "Play video games and celebrate your absence". ha... pretty much.

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 2 года назад +3

    Hannibal is the funniest person alive.

  • @willphillips2522
    @willphillips2522 Год назад

    This has got to be one of the funniest sets ever

  • @peacewarlord
    @peacewarlord 2 года назад +19

    He missed a perfect opportunity to end the show by saying:
    See you later, apple hater.

  • @shoedil812
    @shoedil812 Год назад

    I've ben DEEP into comedy.... But this dude!!!
    HOLY S!

  • @boardskins
    @boardskins День назад

    Creative and hilarious. 😂

  • @Cho5en444
    @Cho5en444 Год назад +1

    love this dude

  • @BattleAxeRX
    @BattleAxeRX Год назад

    I remember the pickle juice bit from like 6 years ago!

  • @Three_Sevens
    @Three_Sevens 2 года назад +6

    I make salad dressing out of pickle juice. It replaced the vinegar and is delicious

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Год назад +1

    2:27 😂

  • @bonnienedza55
    @bonnienedza55 Год назад

    Omg he is freakin hysterical😅😂

  • @steamedyam
    @steamedyam 2 года назад +5

    This is the dude that called out Cosby

  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls 2 года назад +1

    "Comradery is my favorite part"
    One of my favorites.. I hate using this term...As a lot will use it for people like Alanis Morrissette, P!nk, or Janet Jackson.. So I dont uses it lightly... underrated.

  • @winstonkhan1784
    @winstonkhan1784 2 года назад +1

    Title of this video should be "I Have Too Much Apple Juice"

  • @KharlHungus
    @KharlHungus 2 года назад +5

    Morpheus walruses sea shells by the sea shorepheus.
    the real ones know.

  • @moxxie6.6.6
    @moxxie6.6.6 2 года назад +7

    I put pickle juice on my entire heads of lettuce.
    Gotta eat the lettuce

  • @danhtran6400
    @danhtran6400 2 года назад +8

    Observational comedy at its absolute finest. Plus no segways!

  • @sammybear7100
    @sammybear7100 2 года назад +28

    If you sprinkle pickle juice on your popcorn it's delicious 🤤

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад

      I'm still thinking 🤔

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад

      You're a pickler?😅

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад +1

      Where' you doing this? 🤕

    • @BlueMoonCircus
      @BlueMoonCircus 2 года назад +1

      Oooh ima do that tonight! I have two whole jars of pickle juice waitin

    • @surr3al1s
      @surr3al1s 2 года назад +2

      Have some pride. Flick don’t sprinkle 😁

  • @brucewilson1958
    @brucewilson1958 2 года назад +3

    You are a funny cat, brother.

  • @Soderbell
    @Soderbell 9 месяцев назад +1

    He’s so funny ❤❤❤

  • @kevinmunger1842
    @kevinmunger1842 2 года назад +3

    I insist on intelligent comedy Well done, Hannibal.

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 года назад +1

    The pickle juice trick is kinda genius not gonna lie.

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Год назад +1

    6:05 HAHAHHAHAHAA

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 года назад +1

    this joke is a testament to the word crazy being wrong

  • @mybrothaskeeper4156
    @mybrothaskeeper4156 2 года назад +5

    Slice fresh cucumbers add clove(s) of garlic and a habenero or 2 now you have fresh jar of delicious pickles 🤤🤤😉

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 2 года назад +2

      That's pretty much exactly what I do (garlic and habeneros). Obviously OP knows this, but for anybody else, after about 4 or 5 days for spears and 2 or 3 for thin slices, you've got new pickles.
      A jar of pickles costs $4 to $6 here, but you can buy an english cucumber for a couple dollars, and refill 2 jars. It's a bargain. They aren't the traditional pickling choice, but I find their skin is so thin that they seem to take up the brine faster. Just keep your hands and the ingredients clean, and be sure to never leave it out, as it's not sealed, and you can redo this for a month or two in my experience.

  • @Mygdam
    @Mygdam 2 года назад +10

    Horniness and apple juice euphoria beats racism.
    These are good things to know.

  • @travispalma6554
    @travispalma6554 Год назад

    "imma play video games and celebrate ur absence"

  • @arianghasemi9440
    @arianghasemi9440 Год назад

    This was so funny😂😂😂

  • @onemorefreak
    @onemorefreak 2 года назад

    THIS GOD DAMN PICKLE JOKE IS OLDER THAN ME!

  • @charlesthomas7372
    @charlesthomas7372 Год назад +2

    That racist joke was absolutely fantastic

  • @b.c.731
    @b.c.731 2 года назад +2

    He's awesome lol.

  • @hoboringmaster8029
    @hoboringmaster8029 Год назад

    Man, there was this one-off joke i think he had about lil wayne/crew being like:
    "I know what we can call this festival.... Lil Weezyana fest. They prolly high fived each other, minds blown, and called a day" lol

  • @richardnogginiv
    @richardnogginiv 2 года назад +2

    Why Hannibal hands always look prosthetic? 🤣

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 2 года назад +5

    I drink pickle juice if I have a muscle spasm

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Год назад

    1:40 EEWEEWWWWWWW

  • @deeaaytee5453
    @deeaaytee5453 9 месяцев назад

    6:17 apple juice, clean checked

  • @agumonkey
    @agumonkey 2 года назад +1

    he has a mitch hedberg flow at times

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 2 года назад +1

    My dad would put sweet pickle juice on chili and on spaghetti bolognese, good memories.

    • @thatguy6227
      @thatguy6227 2 года назад +1

      Wtf is spaghetti bolognese

    • @teejin669
      @teejin669 Год назад

      ​@@thatguy6227type it into google

  • @marioiacolucci
    @marioiacolucci 11 месяцев назад

    Funny awesome guy gratefully

  • @OfficialBasedologyYT
    @OfficialBasedologyYT 2 года назад +1

    Hannibal is hilarious

  • @cmd_f5
    @cmd_f5 2 года назад +1

    Hahaha great stuff

  • @MusicDiscoveryLab
    @MusicDiscoveryLab 2 года назад +1

    I don't know why but his vocal delivery reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg.

  • @jenniferdemaris8509
    @jenniferdemaris8509 2 года назад

    Hannibal, you are gangster!

  • @sethtwc
    @sethtwc Год назад

    Mitch Hedburg energy

  • @loweffortproductions1985
    @loweffortproductions1985 2 года назад +1

    Too much Pickle Juice, never enough Apple Juice 🤔

  • @elleadams9154
    @elleadams9154 2 года назад

    Buy mini cucumbers put them in the pickle juice wait a week brand new pickles, I do it all the time.💋

  • @markyelwell995
    @markyelwell995 2 года назад +3

    u know hannibal kinda has a mooney vibe

  • @zacha8881
    @zacha8881 2 года назад

    I drink my pickle juice before I even finish the pickles. It’s gotta be Best Maid though. Regular dill or hamburger slices.

  • @chris1082386
    @chris1082386 2 года назад

    Man where are you Hannibal? Utah? haha

  • @DanG626
    @DanG626 Год назад

    1:17 pickle juice

  • @Bdougs
    @Bdougs Год назад

    Years and years later, Hannibal and Gillis are still the only 2 comedians I can sit through with standup. Everyone other standup feels so forced and corny

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 9 месяцев назад

      Gillis has the humor of a 13 year-old.

  • @cabbage4254
    @cabbage4254 2 года назад

    Use the pickle juice to pickle beef tongue 😋

  • @stevenanderson7046
    @stevenanderson7046 2 года назад +2

    Hannibal "Lizard sandwich" Buress!

  • @-phantom.7746
    @-phantom.7746 Год назад +1

    You can't say you haven't tried drinking pickle juice I have because if you like pickles then why not drink the juice too right.

  • @ms.lkalowe7345
    @ms.lkalowe7345 Год назад

    Ain't too many grown men that I know still eating pickles out of the jar.....👀

  • @brandoncavazos7965
    @brandoncavazos7965 Год назад

    i clicked on this video to listen to the pickle juice joke and i got all this porn stuff lol

  • @colinsmith4408
    @colinsmith4408 2 года назад

    Strong Hedberg vibes.

  • @Bob86339
    @Bob86339 2 года назад +2

    Ahahahahaha🤣

  • @slamfreepoetry1845
    @slamfreepoetry1845 2 года назад

    Its TRACY MORGAN and MITCH HEDBERGS love child!

  • @denniswenrich6221
    @denniswenrich6221 2 года назад

    Listen, he’s not wrong about pickle juice on sammies

  • @lizardmandx
    @lizardmandx 2 года назад +1

    the fact that he's reading comments from pornhub

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Год назад

      Seriously didn’t even know there was a comment section.

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 9 месяцев назад

      @@negativeindustrial you’re missing out.

  • @northreyn4083
    @northreyn4083 2 года назад

    I came here to hear him say pickle juice.

  • @spitflamez
    @spitflamez 2 года назад +2

    Make pickled eggs…

  • @aquarios7851
    @aquarios7851 Год назад

    Why you make his head so damn big in the thumbnail?