A Car Accident Is a Real Mood Killer - Hannibal Buress

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @mtnd02.06
    @mtnd02.06 4 года назад +11779

    Hannibal is one of those guys who's age you can't pinpoint.
    He looks like he's everything.

  • @Dirtyblue929
    @Dirtyblue929 4 года назад +6653

    i love how 90% of hannibal's accents are just him talking louder, lol

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 5 лет назад +5663

    “Is my swearing spoiling your emergency room experience?”
    I love the way his brain works.

    • @n8with8s
      @n8with8s 5 лет назад +115

      One of my favorite bits is when he gets a jaywalking ticket in Montreal. All kinds of examples of stuff like this in that bit

    • @crypto9776
      @crypto9776 4 года назад +14

      Bro he's of the most funniest comedians ever

    • @thedavidjscott_
      @thedavidjscott_ 4 года назад +4

      That had me laughing hard.

    • @Henrik46
      @Henrik46 3 года назад +2

      It would actually ruin my experience. One of the last things I want when I'm hurt and vulnerable is people talking smack about God.

    • @USRM1810
      @USRM1810 3 года назад

      @@Henrik46 that's more fun

  • @samgouch9841
    @samgouch9841 5 лет назад +8375

    "Why do you want to work at Starbucks?"
    *"Because my life is in shambles"*

  • @ohad.5890
    @ohad.5890 5 лет назад +6549

    His accents is just him yelling hahahaha

  • @Regrettable-Username
    @Regrettable-Username 4 года назад +1969

    "I wasn't driving *_other people failed me_* " 😆

    • @stevepolychronopoulis
      @stevepolychronopoulis 3 года назад +5

      That was for some reason the one line that made me laugh out loud.

  • @charlesdalast5604
    @charlesdalast5604 5 лет назад +8259

    “I don’t want to die before Will Smith, because I’ll miss that awesome Fresh Prince of Belair marathon.” 😂

    • @ADAM-tx4nv
      @ADAM-tx4nv 5 лет назад +110

      That’s exactly what he said in the video! Hahaha so funny to comment this because is the same thing said in the video above hahahaha like looool

    • @midlowreborn
      @midlowreborn 4 года назад +260

      @Fabão he's just posting a funny quote about this 10 minute video that he enjoyed. that's how a RUclips comment works you third world disgrace

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 года назад +8

      That's a weird thing to live for

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +8

      I no longer have cable, someone tell me if Nickelodeon still airs Fresh Prince at night?

    • @socialaccounts1889
      @socialaccounts1889 4 года назад +5

      OH MY GAWD DID HE SAY THAT?!

  • @willsmithsson3323
    @willsmithsson3323 4 года назад +6621

    i love how it feels like hes just a normal guy who got famous on accident

    • @pchiare
      @pchiare 4 года назад +318

      To me like he feels one of the greatest comedic geniuses of all time tbh.
      He might be a normal guy, but he was always gonna be famous. He's one of the funniest human beings on planet Earth.

    • @joany7166
      @joany7166 4 года назад +40

      By accident

    • @Samw1se
      @Samw1se 4 года назад +145

      @@pchiare he can joke about such mundane things so effortlessly. Genius

    • @moistywoisty
      @moistywoisty 4 года назад +3

      @@joany7166 how?

    • @joany7166
      @joany7166 4 года назад +3

      Josh Pearce i was correcting his grammar

  • @Cmoreau27
    @Cmoreau27 5 лет назад +4719

    “I have health insurance and this ambulance shall be reasonable”

    • @Cmoreau27
      @Cmoreau27 5 лет назад +66

      Auto Driven get a life

    • @jolttsp
      @jolttsp 5 лет назад +20

      I heard Mitch Hedberg when he said that and now I'm sad

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +2

      You're right and now I'm sad as well. Thanks for nothing.

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +34

      Amberlamps.

    • @Cmoreau27
      @Cmoreau27 5 лет назад +1

      OttogiCurry you guys know this story isn’t new right? He first told this story years ago

  • @Zugzug171
    @Zugzug171 5 лет назад +4088

    Biggest flex of 2019, "I have health insurance"

    • @stayhumble.5686
      @stayhumble.5686 5 лет назад +43

      Imagine getting full insurance on a car rental

    • @bobbisue313
      @bobbisue313 5 лет назад +29

      Stop. You guys are blowing my mind

    • @nguyenminhvuong9244
      @nguyenminhvuong9244 5 лет назад +6

      What is that, I mean can you explain the joke for me? Please.

    • @alsuarecords7777
      @alsuarecords7777 4 года назад +23

      Nguyen Minh Vuong We are very poor son. 😞

    • @ltsjoke5443
      @ltsjoke5443 4 года назад +43

      @@nguyenminhvuong9244 american healthcare affordability is a joke

  • @joaoserra3714
    @joaoserra3714 5 лет назад +15255

    This guy sounds just like how he looks.

    • @AslanW
      @AslanW 5 лет назад +376

      Like a black Milhouse?

    • @Niilezcole
      @Niilezcole 5 лет назад +61

      João Serra black ?

    • @joaoserra3714
      @joaoserra3714 5 лет назад +62

      @@AslanW something like that yeah

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 лет назад +156

      Laid back and slightly baked.

    • @ibabymomx3
      @ibabymomx3 5 лет назад +14

      Gotta love him :)

  • @saile1011
    @saile1011 4 года назад +1166

    "I'm walking the street with my face broken, what if my enemies find out?"
    Bro what kinda mob life Hannibal got?

    • @ninjaloving1
      @ninjaloving1 4 года назад +101

      He's a landlord.

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 4 года назад +94

      @@ninjaloving1 'You didn't fix my leaky showerhead" *uppercuts Hanibal*

    • @austinmc12
      @austinmc12 4 года назад +21

      Then uppercut him and his Brains pop out🤣🤣

    • @Atesjb
      @Atesjb 4 года назад +26

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS DAMN DOOR

    • @TURFCC
      @TURFCC 3 года назад +3

      Bill Cosby gots goons 😂😂

  • @company3894
    @company3894 4 года назад +1081

    I know two things about Hannibal. He’s a cool dude, and he’s got health insurance

  • @MGoldmen
    @MGoldmen 4 года назад +1341

    " I'M NOT SCARED OF DEATH. I'M SCARED OF PEOPLE CRIP WALKING ON MY GRAVE "

    • @ezrahaskard3527
      @ezrahaskard3527 4 года назад +17

      Aye sir this is a reminder your comment got a lot of likes.

    • @jorgey4
      @jorgey4 4 года назад +10

      i wanna learn how to crip walk now. but I'm sure he's gonna request to be cremated so a flock of dumbasses can't crip walk on his grave now.

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 года назад +5

      @@ezrahaskard3527 Aye sir this is a reminder your comment didn’t get that many likes

    • @derrik1878
      @derrik1878 3 года назад +1

      @@BlekJamal bwahaha

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 года назад +2

      @@derrik1878 Neither did yours... Derick...

  • @AB-rr3le
    @AB-rr3le 5 лет назад +3469

    I like whatever is coming out of Hannibal's mouth

    • @gc7956
      @gc7956 5 лет назад +28

      Thats what she said

    • @404thegeek3
      @404thegeek3 5 лет назад +99

      @@gc7956 I'm not sure about that one buddy

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 5 лет назад +5

      What if he said he didn't like you and you'll die alone? All that came out of his mouth.

    • @AB-rr3le
      @AB-rr3le 5 лет назад +8

      @@rafaeltrivino1790 well I don't like myself neither, so 🤷🏻‍♂️
      Hannibal won that one too

    • @dmitri5299
      @dmitri5299 5 лет назад +4

      @@rafaeltrivino1790 it would be random and funny

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 5 лет назад +716

    “When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.”

  • @gilbert4394
    @gilbert4394 5 лет назад +465

    “You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that”🤣

    • @WaffleShortage
      @WaffleShortage 4 года назад +10

      moved to Memphis recently... people are super nice, but i sure don't want to hear that type of speech when im getting medical advice/updates.

    • @aliwaytv1857
      @aliwaytv1857 4 года назад +3

      Bailey Gilbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @vilespecter
    @vilespecter 5 лет назад +2451

    The censorship in this video is a real mood killer

    • @sisi11122
      @sisi11122 5 лет назад +24

      Ooh yes Captyn. Really sucks.

    • @lostleviathan2352
      @lostleviathan2352 4 года назад +125

      Not as much of a mood killer as a car crash tho

    • @theundead-predator1455
      @theundead-predator1455 4 года назад +3

      @@lostleviathan2352 nah more like the plane crash

    • @Chazbc
      @Chazbc 4 года назад +31

      His cursing would've ruined my emergency room experience.

    • @nikkyboy1067
      @nikkyboy1067 3 года назад

      Hannibal is losing his touch

  • @platypus8074
    @platypus8074 5 лет назад +1431

    We all just gonna pretend his southern accent wasn't just somebody yelling?😂

    • @mrEofPlanetEarth
      @mrEofPlanetEarth 5 лет назад +20

      Plot twist: this commenter is from the south😜

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H 4 года назад +8

      @@mrEofPlanetEarth I'm west coast and yeah it was so bad as to be almost non-existent 😅

    • @k1ngsmok378
      @k1ngsmok378 4 года назад +1

      Yes we are

    • @Triqkshot
      @Triqkshot 2 года назад +9

      Let’s be honest, a few of Hannibal’s accents are him just raising his voice lmfao

    • @samylemzaoui2298
      @samylemzaoui2298 2 года назад +2

      that's the hannibal touch

  • @Tracy_Grimshaw
    @Tracy_Grimshaw 5 лет назад +375

    he actually had me in tears at that ambulance part wow lol

  • @robertshultz7852
    @robertshultz7852 5 лет назад +410

    Boy walk like when u get off the toilet and ur legs sleepin lmao

  • @xieotv2386
    @xieotv2386 5 лет назад +384

    “Sew my skull up I have health insurance.”

  • @HELLO_without_the_H
    @HELLO_without_the_H 5 лет назад +257

    "I'm staring in a reality show call dude is bleeding out of his head"....."I'm fading in and out" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NextFantasyRiDe
    @NextFantasyRiDe 5 лет назад +759

    My man out here looking like Randy Jackson from american idol.

  • @codywhite1995
    @codywhite1995 5 лет назад +66

    “My life is in shambles” I lost it 😂😂😂

    • @mont140
      @mont140 5 лет назад +2

      I started crying lmao

  • @redcapphony
    @redcapphony 5 лет назад +777

    The birthday car accident literally happened to me so I can definitely relate. Totally ruined my chances. 😂

    • @buiscutdog9090
      @buiscutdog9090 5 лет назад

      @pavo6503 you guys deserve a small reward here have a cookie! 🍪🍪

    • @johnJAS66
      @johnJAS66 4 года назад

      Humberto Martin same

    • @BUKWulfSh0t
      @BUKWulfSh0t 4 года назад +2

      A car hit my homie on his bday riding his bike home from work lol

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 2 года назад

      i had it even nicer with loosing licence and getting some psychological trauma that haunted me 5yrs. 19birthday

    • @krs695
      @krs695 2 года назад

      @@harambo88 if you lost your license you probs been driving reckless?

  • @brentlindgren4441
    @brentlindgren4441 3 года назад +61

    "Yeah I said it. Starring at me won't make me take it back"
    The single most relatable thing I ever heard a comedian say. I love Hannibal's sets. We all think it, he said it.

  • @ricepresident2990
    @ricepresident2990 3 года назад +55

    I love how crip walking is a necromantic ritual in this context

  • @Churrodurro
    @Churrodurro 5 лет назад +94

    "Better bring me some biscuits talking like that" 😂 and they'd be real good ones I bet

  • @h2gkmtfo
    @h2gkmtfo 3 года назад +59

    “Sir there are families in here !”
    “Oh so my cursing is ruining their emergency room experience”

  • @wabb1e156
    @wabb1e156 5 лет назад +187

    I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches for FLAVOR

  • @JJ-ec9lp
    @JJ-ec9lp 5 лет назад +676

    I did read this title as
    *”a car accident is a real mood”*
    And went
    “Same.”

    • @greenmean6414
      @greenmean6414 5 лет назад +21

      *Seek HELP*

    • @59Fif
      @59Fif 5 лет назад +1

      I Løve Jøsh Dun. 💀

    • @strawberryshortcake1258
      @strawberryshortcake1258 4 года назад +2

      @@greenmean6414 judging by their name there is no help for them

    • @dogwalk3
      @dogwalk3 4 года назад

      haha, same. but i haven't seen the real title yet & i ain't gonna.

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare 5 лет назад +21

    It's crazy how this set still holds up no matter how many times I've seen it! One of Hannibal's classic sets

  • @macro776
    @macro776 3 года назад +66

    Idk if Hannibal realizes some day some one will definitely crip walk on his grave now.

  • @weworeitforawhile
    @weworeitforawhile 5 лет назад +937

    Why didn't he give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate?

  • @dankdonuts5185
    @dankdonuts5185 5 лет назад +18

    that last joke with the rental car highlights Hannibals specific sense of humor so well

  • @rsuffridge1
    @rsuffridge1 5 лет назад +183

    "Nah, you just do it for me and then we ain't gotta speak of it again."

  • @ash91_
    @ash91_ 4 года назад +17

    Hannibal is awesome and his style is unique. I really love his stand up.

  • @stringfellowhawk4843
    @stringfellowhawk4843 5 лет назад +31

    Hannibal is probably in the top 3 most underrated comedians of this decade. Dude needs to have his own TV show.

    • @markelkhatib2524
      @markelkhatib2524 4 года назад

      He could have a sitcom and it'd be good

    • @ellohooman3244
      @ellohooman3244 3 года назад +2

      He’s an awesome comic but terrible actor!

  • @GhengizKanye
    @GhengizKanye 4 года назад +62

    His southern accent impression is just him yelling

  • @gregsmasochisticcommentfac2244
    @gregsmasochisticcommentfac2244 5 лет назад +226

    "I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was why do you want to work at Starbucks? Uh, because my life is in shambles." This is a fantastic set, a tight 10:23.
    #HannibalBuress

  • @LeponicStudios
    @LeponicStudios 4 года назад +34

    My first time seeing this guy was on the Eric Andre show back in the day and this is the most I've ever seen him talk

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 года назад +1

      You never watched Broad city?

  • @louie9373
    @louie9373 5 лет назад +146

    I would come off the anesthesia mid sentence like, "...them digits girl?." "Where am I?"

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 5 лет назад +2

      Smooth brother

    • @beastbum
      @beastbum 5 лет назад +6

      No you wouldn't, you don't even talk like that

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 5 лет назад

      @@beastbum you're right... cuz only blacks talk like dat

  • @justsil2611
    @justsil2611 4 года назад +12

    one of those talented comedians who makes me laugh out loud when I'm watching alone instead of with people

  • @dajosh42069
    @dajosh42069 5 лет назад +10

    By FAR, my favorite comedian.
    Love this guy's tone, jokes, and timing. :)

  • @Samurai78420
    @Samurai78420 3 года назад +17

    He's just always solid and very consistent. I don't laugh at everything but I always laugh a lot.

  • @alison4316
    @alison4316 4 года назад +8

    "...My mom would be horrified if I died like that."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That whole bit was fantastic.

  • @MoeMalik
    @MoeMalik 5 лет назад +76

    Love Hannibal, delivery always on point

  • @JayMARTY16
    @JayMARTY16 5 лет назад +61

    This is quality content right here

  • @LawJones413
    @LawJones413 Год назад +1

    This is one of the best sets I've ever heard.

  • @Vlex24
    @Vlex24 5 лет назад +30

    He said “ sew my skull up I got health Insurance” LMAOO

  • @johneisenhauer4864
    @johneisenhauer4864 4 года назад +490

    Good thing he didn’t say anything about Kobe dying before him

  • @Theimmortalmisfit
    @Theimmortalmisfit 5 лет назад +553

    Damn this was 7 years ago

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 5 лет назад +16

      D W Hannibal is 36. A simple google search would have prevented you from having to do math.

    • @jakeboynton
      @jakeboynton 5 лет назад +10

      S K you don’t like math that much?? God damn man math isn’t even hard

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 5 лет назад +1

      Jake Boynton. I don’t like wrong math. Which is exactly what the guy I responded to had.

    • @jakeboynton
      @jakeboynton 5 лет назад +4

      S K huh? He just said it was 7 years ago

    • @jakeboynton
      @jakeboynton 5 лет назад +7

      S K nvm you were responding to someone who deleted their comment

  • @tayoneumann9533
    @tayoneumann9533 3 года назад +79

    Hannibal is one of the greats, unbelievably prolific: never saw anything of his that sucked and didn'd make me laugh.

  • @RCSDominoToppling
    @RCSDominoToppling 4 года назад +13

    Underrated joke at the end:
    "That doesn't work for ANYTHING ELSE in life!"
    "I don't have any examples."

  • @project_xcloudx530
    @project_xcloudx530 3 года назад +6

    "Stop cripwalkin on my grave"😂😂

  • @thabonyewe138
    @thabonyewe138 5 лет назад +8

    "you better get me a biscuit talking like that". that killed me.

  • @ChefPiggy
    @ChefPiggy 5 лет назад +584

    He’s literally wearing 50 shades of grey

    • @iAmEdwinHamilton
      @iAmEdwinHamilton 5 лет назад +3

      Pinky hey girl! 👋🏽👋🏽

    • @supersquare
      @supersquare 5 лет назад +2

      lmfaooo

    • @SScozzari
      @SScozzari 5 лет назад +9

      Pinky I think we need to discuss what literally means😂

    • @gets187
      @gets187 5 лет назад +4

      You can wear me in 50 different shades too baby

    • @Plug_Art
      @Plug_Art 5 лет назад

      Original

  • @Left.Lane.Loiterer
    @Left.Lane.Loiterer 5 лет назад +35

    "You can go get me some biscuits talkin like that"

  • @0xEARTH
    @0xEARTH 3 года назад +10

    "that doesn't work for anything else in life! ...i don't have any examples"
    thanks hannibal, very cool

  • @SheenylHassan
    @SheenylHassan 4 года назад +23

    I love how he just sprinkles the fact that he has health insurance as a joke

  • @stephenkubica9829
    @stephenkubica9829 5 лет назад +46

    Hannibal!!! Always funny, thanks comedy central!!

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 5 лет назад +53

    He is absolutely hilarious

  • @unsungzero787
    @unsungzero787 2 года назад +3

    Hannibal is the antithesis to being motivated and I love him for it

  • @anonymousadvice496
    @anonymousadvice496 4 года назад +17

    A Dove Soap Ad in the middle of a joke is a real mood killer

    • @milesjolly6173
      @milesjolly6173 3 месяца назад

      I agree but I’d extend that to any ad

  • @Jd73he84h
    @Jd73he84h 5 месяцев назад +2

    "My life is in shambles" 😂😂😂

  • @bondsboy
    @bondsboy 5 лет назад +6

    I usually laugh every 7-10 seconds watching this guy. I need to see him on tour he's crazy af

  • @7ebr830
    @7ebr830 2 года назад +1

    "I haven't got any examples"
    🤣
    Such honesty.

  • @jorayx
    @jorayx 5 лет назад +82

    "Because my life is in shambles."

  • @sweatshirtmusik
    @sweatshirtmusik 2 года назад +3

    “…and then you can get me some biscuits for talking like that” 😂

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 5 лет назад +24

    All I took away from this is that he has health insurance.

  • @Ruben-wm7hx
    @Ruben-wm7hx 5 лет назад +16

    “My life is in shambles”
    Crowd: 😂😂💀🤣🤣😭😭

  • @gabenelson6220
    @gabenelson6220 3 года назад +2

    This guy is awesome. Thanks for the laughs, Hannibal!

  • @thepsychicpeach8425
    @thepsychicpeach8425 4 года назад +7

    I underestimated how funny Hannibal is😂

  • @name5293
    @name5293 2 года назад +1

    "No, I wasn't driving, other people failed me"

  • @pepesilvia8118
    @pepesilvia8118 5 лет назад +3

    Can't wait for a new special. He has one of the best deliveries ever. Great comedian, so fucking under rated.

  • @hoff4301
    @hoff4301 3 года назад +4

    His smile is contagious

  • @dreamscape4855
    @dreamscape4855 3 года назад +11

    As a southerner, I found the Jillbilly portion to be fucking hilarious

  • @dantex3469
    @dantex3469 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:14 hits different after Not like Us

  • @Callmelucky
    @Callmelucky 2 года назад +4

    That ambulance joke had me cracking up and the health insurance 💀

  • @soggymexican4690
    @soggymexican4690 2 года назад +1

    How have I never heard of this guy he’s literally one of the funniest people

  • @jesusdamian1874
    @jesusdamian1874 5 лет назад +4

    Hannibal is in my top 10 comedians of all time, he’s in the 10 way tie for number 1

    • @kimthejunglist
      @kimthejunglist 5 лет назад

      Everyone who’s heard of George Carlin, Redd Foxx or Richard Pryor is giving this comment the stank eye.

  • @rose4490
    @rose4490 4 года назад +1

    I just can't stop loving Hannibal Buress!

  • @abduraxmaan450
    @abduraxmaan450 5 лет назад +4

    this is the best i have seen hanibal in long time

  • @AdmiralCapybara
    @AdmiralCapybara 2 года назад +1

    6:41 Hannibal walking like he's 50 years old.

  • @brilleargasm7342
    @brilleargasm7342 4 года назад +6

    "Man, I got health insurance!" 😂😂😂

  • @miguelmalando7066
    @miguelmalando7066 4 года назад +1

    Best underrated comedian

  • @anoobius3330
    @anoobius3330 4 года назад +8

    Here is something weird I found out today:
    I usually like watching Eric Andres skits which sometimes had Hannibal in them.
    Since I'm usually curious about things on the internet, I searched up my birthday on famous birthdays thinking I would find Rosa parks again,
    but little did I know, I found Hannibal.

  • @Redefine7
    @Redefine7 4 года назад +2

    I love coming across comedians I've never heard of that are actually funny, I hope to hear more from him

    • @markelkhatib2524
      @markelkhatib2524 4 года назад

      Just search him on here if ya havent already he got alot of material and I agree hes pretty damn good

  • @jakethesnake95
    @jakethesnake95 5 лет назад +7

    "she coulda been an extra in a bubba sparxxx video" 😂😂😭😭

  • @sharyng261
    @sharyng261 2 года назад +1

    I'm so happy I stumbled upon him. He is freaking hilarious

  • @masterpopeyoda3290
    @masterpopeyoda3290 5 лет назад +10

    I love how straight his face is.

  • @essawmengisteab7016
    @essawmengisteab7016 3 года назад +2

    I got health insurance is absolutely legendary 😂

  • @jeff2v
    @jeff2v 5 лет назад +30

    he walks like he just hovers around.

  • @gettingtoastedatq
    @gettingtoastedatq 4 года назад +8

    “I have the full insurance and I have to leave here with it I’m just wreck it out of spite”

  • @dmoneyisG
    @dmoneyisG 5 лет назад +37

    "I don't got no examples."

  • @ThaRealCowboibishop
    @ThaRealCowboibishop 2 года назад

    I jus randomly get suggested a Hannibal video & end up with tears in my eyes. GOAT suggestion YT!

  • @PTMG
    @PTMG 3 года назад +4

    "If I do it for you I have to do it for everybody" is the biggest copout response that ever existed, and is reserved specifically for scenarios that 0.0000000000000000001% of the population *MIGHT* find themselves in 0.000000000000000001% of the time.
    It's the short form of "I know you are right but I don't want you to be right, I want to be right, so basically no."

  • @brianjackson3589
    @brianjackson3589 5 лет назад +1

    Hella luv for HB been supportive of him since he came back from SIU

  • @tximinoman
    @tximinoman 3 года назад +4

    I know it's not the point of the clip but I always love when you ask a bussiness for a reasonable "favour", something that seems like common courtesy with the custommer, and they respond with "We can't do it, because if we did it for you we have to do it for everbody" because it's like... yeah, awesome, that's a great idea, DO IT for everbody, please, we would all be greatful for that, actually.