I like the Thomas Jefferson rant. He is going into detail about why we haven’t amended the constitution. I.e. the 27 amendments...... It’s just too stupid to be funny.
@Svellsongur The "mom's basement" remark is a dog whistle for Joe Rogan fanboys. You've been tagged like an Antifa victim, lol. Watch your back... they are cowards.
“The difference between a Brit and an American is that the American thinks that 200 years is a long time, and the Brit thinks that 200 miles is a long way.”
Damn that's, yeah. I always thought it was funny to think about how over in Europe they have a bunch of countries smaller than states. Not that we're better for being a bigger landmass but just that the scale is so different from here to there.
Boy is this true! 200mi is approximately a 6-hour drive which is long. On the other hand, 200 years is not that long ago. It’s roughly around Red Dead Redemption 2 time.
sunny 1776+200=1976 1976+1=1977 is that 3 people ? He didn’t say that’s 3 people that lived to 100 ago. It’s sad cause I bet you thought you out smarted the JOKE with that reply
Three generations ago less resources than we have now and we’re getting dumber. We should listen to what they had to say and listen. Not disregard it. Whether it’s 3000 years ago or 300. People haven’t changed. Other than our pure laziness now
Ben Mason he's a salesman, he said he would lie to his grandmother to know the truth about the moon landing and what you believe on the subject is irrelevant, the fact that he said it says alot about his outlook.
@@delalias5754 I had just seen him always messing with Mencia and didn't like his stand up at all. Thought he was arrogant. Then just the more I kept listening to him and his views on people, family values and his work ethic I was like damn, this is a stand up fella. Insperational even.
No, he's not right. A popularity contest to see who runs everything? Okay Joe Rogan, what is your alternative solution? A popularity contest for multiple people to run everything? "Popularity contest" implies democratic voting is the problem, so again what is the solution? I agree with Joe a lot, but this is just bitching about a problem without having any solution to it.
@@theylied1776 Rogan bends his knee to the elite pedophile cabal in order to make that money like most every other highly successful celebrity. His stand-up does not even qualify as a "side-job." His routine SUCKS and he is only doing this script because they asked him to. Even the audience response is so robotic it reminds of those old laugh tracks from the sixties and seventies. Pathetic.
@JB JG the constitution has changed yes, but if you can really sit there and tell me that government in it's current form doesn't need to be seriously updated in the way it does things, then we just aren't gonna likely agree on anything lol
@@shawnhenry3380 The problem isn't the way the fedetal government works, the problem is people expect the federal government to do too much. The system wasn't designed for the president and the Congress to decide things like gun laws and health care. That stuff should be state and local.
@ALJustice0 I think you're asking me what the government needs to do in order to get me to participate? If so then the answer is anything that the people want them to do lol. Cause they have a pretty bad track record at doing anything the people ask them to do lol
@@Abrahamhamham 106 people liked the other comment and you were the only one who liked yours. And you didn't even like the comment you thought was funny. You want attention.
@@LOLBu oops i forgot that every statement on the internet has to be an objective fact. i meant to say "i don't like his delivery very much, i like his material however"
@@EmazingGuitar yeah and? identity politics jokes are fucking stupid, they aren't funny. Rogan isn't funny. I like his podcast, but he's a terrible comedian.
@Telios Abraxas Telios Abraxas I'd say first and foremost it's not about Joe's absence of hair, although you surely have that in the back of your head immediately (as you proved here). I'd say the joke's about the comparison - Glam Metal/ *Hair* Metal is not popular anymore and only _was_ during the 80's. It's about how shrill and derpy the bands looked and that only a very certain type of person is into the actual music. The fact that people started calling this genre *Hair* Metal goes to show that it wasn't very well received by the public/the music wasn't taken seriously as an art form - Joe even refered to Hair Metal himself, when he mentioned Mötley Crüe. So the joke might be that Joe Rogan's stand up is obsolete and flashy and only for "very certain types of persons". And while you were processing the range of the comparison, you think about Joe's absence of hair and that it ultimately ties his person to the aforementioned music genre.
yeah i pretty much agree.. i've always thought that joe isn't that funny as a comedian, rather mediocre... but i fucking love him as a person and that kind of makes it hard to watch sometimes... :D but i'm glad his audience is laughing.. :D i also often wonder if the great comedians like i.e. Bill Burr think the same thing... like when they're on his podcast and he's talking about comedy..
Meh, I wouldn't go that low. I'd give him a solid 6. He's not really one of those "piss your pants laughing" type of comedians, but he does do good satire which is more of a subdued type of humor.
@@tommytwo-times9053 why is it that every time someone outside the US says something about the country, people write and yell "war" "guns" "military", I wish it would be "healthcare" "safety" or something actually positive to our society.
@@Ylx15 Those things have been positive for our society but people simply choose to be ignorant of their benefits. Because we invested in our military and didn't squander our military resources like the europeans did, we ended up with the strongest military on earth. As a result we have stronger a negotiating position for any issue on the world stage. It's like this, lets say you want to do something on the world stage but... mmmmm, the maldives say no. You gonna listen to the maldives? You ever even heard of the maldives? See the maldives can't back up anything with the threat of force. Lets say you want to do something on the world stage but then USA says no. You might just have to listen to them whether you like it or not. Result of having a strong military, make no mistake.
@@okolopierre7504 I dunno man, I find him pretty funny. I don't know if I'd watch a full comedy special or not, though. Doesn't he have a Netflix special? That shows at least, a *few* people find him funny. Lol. I'ts all person taste anyways.
K to the P I’ve only heard it on 2 episodes recently; The first, where he mentioned that he was working on it and the second where he says he incorporated this bit into his new set.
![Megan Thee Stallion - Bigger In Texas [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QxTkZTLWdo4/mqdefault.jpg)
I was trying to figure out why his head looked weird. He wasn't wearing headphones.
El oh el
Lol!
So true
😂😂😂😂
Oh YEEAAAHHHH that's right
I didn't know Joe did Ted Talks, very nice speech.
@First Name Last Name you're almost as funny as Joe
@@mikerosoft1009 dayumm
@@mikerosoft1009 lmaoooooooooooo
I like the Thomas Jefferson rant. He is going into detail about why we haven’t amended the constitution. I.e. the 27 amendments...... It’s just too stupid to be funny.
@Svellsongur The "mom's basement" remark is a dog whistle for Joe Rogan fanboys. You've been tagged like an Antifa victim, lol. Watch your back... they are cowards.
Rogan is the tallest short guy ever
It’s his legs. His body is normal sized but his legs are only half the normal length!🤣
The guyest guy ever
this is great for Judo.....I found they could flip or take down their match because of better leverage.....
@@negativeindustrial God was making Rogan and then: "what if I combine Vin Diesel body with Tom Cruise legs?"
@@kaducamilo2012
Wow! Fun-Sized Super-Closet Dweller!
Joe “politics are not my cup of DMTea” Rogan
I wouldn't say it was about politics.
Joe Rogan for president!
Wooooooooo!
Nice pun. A friend of mine thought it was clever.
If Joe Rogan runs for President he'll definitely get my vote.
Clever
You make some decent points Joe Rogan from Fear Factor...
Still shocked about that.
Hey joe rogan, I’m gonna tell you something you might not know about me. I smoke rocks.
420 likes
It's Joe Hogan*
You know this is a comedy bit right??
“The difference between a Brit and an American is that the American thinks that 200 years is a long time, and the Brit thinks that 200 miles is a long way.”
Damn that's, yeah. I always thought it was funny to think about how over in Europe they have a bunch of countries smaller than states. Not that we're better for being a bigger landmass but just that the scale is so different from here to there.
@@ghost-rt4gi There are states larger than the entire United Kingdom, which is insane to me
@@ghost-rt4gi you're lucky bastards you got MASSIVE farms man. It's insane!!
@@huskiehuskerson5300 And Bill Gates owns them all. Yay!
Boy is this true!
200mi is approximately a 6-hour drive which is long. On the other hand, 200 years is not that long ago. It’s roughly around Red Dead Redemption 2 time.
Joe really looks like his upper half belongs to a taller guy.
Big, Strong upper body . It's hard building the legs to match the that torso
notice his make me tall enough for the roller coaster midsoles lmao
i think its bc his shirt is too long lmao
Jesus, this is hard to unsee
that's because of the long shirt. He should have tucked it in
Joe is a great mix of intelligent social comedy and martial arts.
"Dude I wrote that with a feather! "
Asif Chauhan and dmt.
Dude, read a book.
Seriously? In all honesty, you thought that was funny?
Mix of intelligence????? LOOOOOOL. Joe Rogan is a guy who mistakes having thoughts for intelligence.
@@masoodrehman118 okay smart boy
"the fear factor guy just hit you with a math question" that is the best line and only he can say it
sunny 1776+200=1976 1976+1=1977 is that 3 people ? He didn’t say that’s 3 people that lived to 100 ago. It’s sad cause I bet you thought you out smarted the JOKE with that reply
@sunny get owned nerd
This one joke I don't get
@@verticalflyingb737 he was on a show called fear factor long ago or is this not the point you didn't get?
@@harmambergen3722 I was talking about the math quiz
"You guys didn't write any new shit?"
*17 amendments later*
Thank you
And supreme Court cases
@@aqua47flawless43 Exactly
Exactly
It’s a joke bro lmao...
When is he going to stop yelling at me?
Liberalism keeps what it gets. Like an ocean.
ikr he keeps yelling at me too
Never.
NEVER, YOU DIRTY MASOCHIST.
Oh, wait, that's me.....
When he stops drinking (never gonna happen)
When he said “3 people ago” I felt vindicated. Finally, someone else who thinks about time the way I do.
r/iamverysmart
I say, "i have done that since (enter persons name) was president
he stole that from louis ck actually ("two old ladies dying one after the other ")
@@10yearsgap I find it hard to believe Lewis CK was the first person who ever said that or thought that way
Three generations ago less resources than we have now and we’re getting dumber. We should listen to what they had to say and listen. Not disregard it. Whether it’s 3000 years ago or 300. People haven’t changed. Other than our pure laziness now
Joe "I have a podcast about this" Rogan
"Have you ever tried DMT?"
Rogan is a fucking hypocrite. he speaks against identity politics on his podcast then brings his oRaNgE mAn BaD bullshit into the bit.
Ben Mason he's a salesman, he said he would lie to his grandmother to know the truth about the moon landing and what you believe on the subject is irrelevant, the fact that he said it says alot about his outlook.
Its completely possible
😂
Even after muting my phone I could still hear him yelling at me 😖
Imagine him yelling like this on his podcast
thats literally is the dream super power for a podcaster 😂
Hahaha!!
Shut up bitch
Bilbo Tbaggins no u
"that was 3 people ago..." !
🎖🏅🥇🏆😂🤣👏🏼👌🏼👍🏼
"The United States was fouded in 1776. People live to be a 100 now. That was 3 people ago." hahah dead! 🤣
So are those people
If three generations live to 81, that's 2019. 81x3=243 years
@@justin_your_cousin9273 Dont overanalyse a joke. you might become one of those douchebags who overanalyse jokes.
@Aakash Pandita
Totally!! Louis used two 70 year women back to back via slavery. Rogan is a horrible comedien
@Aakash Pandita
Same here... Louis is ths last great comedien
"the fear factor guy hit you with a math quiz" i'm dying lmao
with a fucken* math quiz :D
The Man Show guy...
ruclips.net/video/8zZVxFlS7D8/видео.html
Still bad maths. FFS...
And he used horrible math, because he seemed to all of a sudden give us the biology of a jellyfish.....
I read this as he said it.
"Dude, I wrote that with a feather!"😄😄😄
I think Bill Burr influenced him a bit
Ya Red Bill’s Bostonian tho, makes it more legit somehow.
There's plenty of Louis CK in there too.
@@Lymbe06 they're both Bostonians aren't they
Dеmid Hordenko lol really? I didn’t know.
Joes been doing stand up longer what?
Holy shit, I used to hate Rogan. Then I grew up and actually started listening. What a good dude. No BS
he's a regular joe, regular jos tend to be stupid and moronic
Seriously? Everything else he does is better than his comedy.
Why did you ever hate Joe Rogan ?
@@delalias5754 I had just seen him always messing with Mencia and didn't like his stand up at all. Thought he was arrogant. Then just the more I kept listening to him and his views on people, family values and his work ethic I was like damn, this is a stand up fella. Insperational even.
@@sixsixpks why because he cheats on his wife I know his friends know about it ?
Jesus Christ, he's so right on here it's scary.
he is just biased because his billionaire boss is in bed with the president
@@wickedmen030
Rupert Murdoch?
@@wickedmen030 he called Trump a whore what are you talking about?
He's right bout the way we choose presidents. Lol it's like a relationship.
Maybe for you. Way to out your own IQ...😘
@@nickboronda7696 Wow, you must be really smart. Almost forgot 😘
12th amendment changed elections of Pres/V. Pres... there are 2 ways to add on to the rule book. Those 2 ways are described in the rule book.
Now it's about if we want to keep this whore or dump her.
No, he's not right. A popularity contest to see who runs everything? Okay Joe Rogan, what is your alternative solution? A popularity contest for multiple people to run everything? "Popularity contest" implies democratic voting is the problem, so again what is the solution? I agree with Joe a lot, but this is just bitching about a problem without having any solution to it.
This is the best routine Rogan has done in a while.
That tells you how much he sucks
And it's still not great.
@@zackp5294 If you made $600K per week, like Rogan does, you really wold treat standup as a side job too.
@@theylied1776 Rogan bends his knee to the elite pedophile cabal in order to make that money like most every other highly successful celebrity. His stand-up does not even qualify as a "side-job." His routine SUCKS and he is only doing this script because they asked him to. Even the audience response is so robotic it reminds of those old laugh tracks from the sixties and seventies. Pathetic.
@@kevinknorr9126 Damn whats your great stand up comedy special called then?
“Joe Rogan ya crazy” - Tyrone Biggums
Who?
timothyfloogle its ok... your to young to know😂
🤣
@@timothyfloogle he smokes rocks
Hahahaah 😂😂😂 underrated comment 👏👏👏👏
Jokes aside he raises some valid points about the outdatedness of how western society governs itself.
To paraphrase Churchill, its "...the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried."
To paraphrase Churchill, it's "...the worst form of government, except for all those others that have been tried."
@JB JG the constitution has changed yes, but if you can really sit there and tell me that government in it's current form doesn't need to be seriously updated in the way it does things, then we just aren't gonna likely agree on anything lol
@@shawnhenry3380 The problem isn't the way the fedetal government works, the problem is people expect the federal government to do too much.
The system wasn't designed for the president and the Congress to decide things like gun laws and health care. That stuff should be state and local.
@ALJustice0 I think you're asking me what the government needs to do in order to get me to participate? If so then the answer is anything that the people want them to do lol. Cause they have a pretty bad track record at doing anything the people ask them to do lol
I did it by a fire, it’s the only way I could see what I was writing 😂😂😂
Not really funny.
They had no sunlight in those dark days.
@@rabbit32073 THIS is actually funny.
@@Abrahamhamham 106 people liked the other comment and you were the only one who liked yours. And you didn't even like the comment you thought was funny. You want attention.
@@fakgooby2313 that's the dumbest logic i've ever witnessed in my life. And what, like the comment? I actually told the person it was funny.
This guy is a legend. There's more sense in comedy right now than there is in politics.
Because politics are a fuckin joke. If you’re a good comedian, I’d imagine this shit writes itself lol
@@Nutterbutter123 lots of good material to go around. Good luck getting an audience. 😷
they just switched meanings
Joe Rogan's crowd work is asking if people have done DMT
Amenaz A mike tyson responda from the back of the room HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE FROG JOE ROGAN
What's DMT?
Joe no gain no pain, Joe Rogaine
Lol
@@timothyfloogle a hallucinogen that is produced in small quantities by our lungs, but can be obtained from outside sources as well
"but the Wisdom of the Scrolls shall not be adjusted"
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT, BRO!!"
Brother Jauffre, I think.
I see you are also a man of culture.
That really is America in a nutshell. Too lazy to learn.
He’d be even more brilliant if he realised he was yelling.
Turn down your volume dumb dumb
He's yelling because he wants to yell. Chris Rock yells all the time and everyone (including me) finds him hilarious.
@@MelvinJ64
Yes, but I love Chris Rock _in spite of_ his delivery. If his material was one iota less genius I would not be able to stand him.
He’s Italian that’s how he talks. Fucking deal with it
I'm sure he realized.
Hes improved. This was good.
No u just have horrible taste
@@zackp5294 I have my own taste, which yes, is horrible to you.
😂😂😂😂 damn, wouldn't want to see any of his old material
@Shockheadd45 Your comment makes no sense
@CESAR FC yawn.
I love how sometimes I completely agree with him and then he’ll say something absolutely stupid. This is one of the ones I 100% agree with
Now we wait for the stupid one
"Why you yellin at da mic" -eminem(killshot)
I have to agree. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
@@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 learn to swim buddy!
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Really? You brought Eminem? You have to leave now.
Heterooooooooooo.
*watches funny stand up*
"Lol wonder whats going on in the comments"
*.....mistakes were made*
I am also confused
I love Joe Rogan's expression when he realizes his bit is killing
This is the first time I'm seeing his legs 😂
Go D. Ussop yeah and wit no headphone😂😂😂
@@retro2485 Should see the m.f kick something. Dudes scary
“Dude I wrote that with a feather“ 😭😭😭😂💀 comedy gold
I am still waiting for Jamie to pull something up to support Joe's arguments 😂
His delivery isn't that great. But his material is pretty good.
yeah, if he toned the delivery down it would be a very memorable act
@@LOLBu now that you mention it, I think I did... man enlightenment feels awesome!
@@LOLBu oops i forgot that every statement on the internet has to be an objective fact. i meant to say "i don't like his delivery very much, i like his material however"
i think.... you think.... and the only person who don’t give a shit is Joe “ yelling jokes out” Rogan
Yea it doesnt require yelling the points speak for themselves.
Angry joe rogan. Yelling like he wants to beat someone.
He’s a muscle head.
Joe Rogan didn't yell like a baboon in his younger days. Actually his voice was quite high pitched
Rogan is a fucking hypocrite. he speaks against identity politics on his podcast then brings his oRaNgE mAn BaD bullshit into the bit.
Ben Mason it’s a joke bro
@@EmazingGuitar yeah and? identity politics jokes are fucking stupid, they aren't funny. Rogan isn't funny. I like his podcast, but he's a terrible comedian.
"You guys didn't write any new sh*t?" I love the delivery of that line and I love that line in general.
Joe is turning into Sam Kinison yelling into the mic like that. lol.
I hope he knocks that off - it becomes an irritation on the way to the punchline
I swear you people nitpick the darnest things.
Turn the volume down if your ears hurt.
sentx have you seen his 2006 special? lol joe rogan has always been loud as fuck. doesn’t bother me though. it actually holds my attention more.
Turning? Looks like you only watched his recent standup,
you fuck.
@@SupaEMT134
And what is your political affiliation?
Joe Rogan in the studio: soft and disinterested
Joe Rogan on stage: loud and very interested
how many seconds of each podcast do you struggle to sit still and pay attention to come to that conclusion
Love this guy, never knew he was this good doing stand up. Apparently he is really gifted with voice
Joe Rogan is the Hair Metal of Comedy
There's layers to this
That's deeply funny.
Joe is the 90s New York Hardcore of comedy
@Telios Abraxas Telios Abraxas I'd say first and foremost it's not about Joe's absence of hair, although you surely have that in the back of your head immediately (as you proved here). I'd say the joke's about the comparison - Glam Metal/ *Hair* Metal is not popular anymore and only _was_ during the 80's. It's about how shrill and derpy the bands looked and that only a very certain type of person is into the actual music. The fact that people started calling this genre *Hair* Metal goes to show that it wasn't very well received by the public/the music wasn't taken seriously as an art form - Joe even refered to Hair Metal himself, when he mentioned Mötley Crüe. So the joke might be that Joe Rogan's stand up is obsolete and flashy and only for "very certain types of persons". And while you were processing the range of the comparison, you think about Joe's absence of hair and that it ultimately ties his person to the aforementioned music genre.
Hes pretty funny actually. I respect his passion for comedy. He really really loves it and has worked hard at it.
I have a passion for music and I suck at it too!
It has nothing to do with his standup I'm just saying if you watch his show alot you know how much comedy means to him
If you think hes funny .... I think you're funny
Yeah but 25 years later he's just ok lol
@@joelazafur7732 lol I never said that though
I didn’t know the guy from fear factor had a ted talk
"you didn't write new shit"!?!?!
That right there. Sums up everything wrong.
He can actually tell jokes back to back to back . He’s nice
I'm gonna milk "three people ago" SOOOO BAD
Joe and Josh brolin are amazing people that make me feel good and secure about my Giant head.
“That’s three people ago...” 😂😂😂
He definitely came up with that “3 people ago” bit while barbequed out of his mind 😂
3:54 I would personally sing "In your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel in front of my ex's house, because I'm nostalgic.
This was brilliant
I was so confused seeing you in the comment section, add me on OSRS?
Thomas jefferson "You guys didn't write any new shit ??" 😂😂
His stand up is getting much better, not that I ever thought he was terrible but you've gotta give it to the guy, he's definitely improved a lot.
0:55 Joe going full Bill Burr style.
Alan Garcia Cardenas Yeahhhh he is trying so hard to be Bill Burr, it made me cringe.
Best line ever "we just want to run red lights and f***" awsome
This is how you do political satire without an agenda.
Good job, Joe from fear factor.
That was hilarious 😂🤣👏👏
This is my favorite Joe Rogan stand-up I've seen yet
He killed it here
Love Joe, love Netflix, this piece was hilarious!
Joe Hogan looks like a buff Dr Evil
Look up Dr. Evil Joe Rogan. Funny as fuck
*GOT DAMN*
And also that video he’s talking about is funny AF. Especially with some of the faces Brendan makes
Joe Hogan should be his Gracie name.
Tft
"We were savages!" - uh.... we're still savages, Mr Fight Talker
pre sure that's what he was getting at
I think you missed there point there cap'n
There needs to be a cage match winner take all to become the president! That would definitely make things interesting.
Only the strongest shall rule XD
so you'd rather have brawn rule inplace of brains huh
experiment54 How about both? That’s the way nature does it dammit that’s the way we need to do it.
Idk I was just referencing a Clone Wars episode
@@MeganChic so rather than having Stephen hawking working on a project you'd kick him out in place of someone who could walk around?
The “...in front of our ex’s house” was a brilliant cherry on top
If this country was a person we'd be coked out driving a camaro!! 😂
Podcast: 9/10
MMA/UFC Analyst: 9/10
Comedian: 4/10
yeah i pretty much agree.. i've always thought that joe isn't that funny as a comedian, rather mediocre... but i fucking love him as a person and that kind of makes it hard to watch sometimes... :D but i'm glad his audience is laughing.. :D i also often wonder if the great comedians like i.e. Bill Burr think the same thing... like when they're on his podcast and he's talking about comedy..
Meh, I wouldn't go that low. I'd give him a solid 6. He's not really one of those "piss your pants laughing" type of comedians, but he does do good satire which is more of a subdued type of humor.
"You didnt write anything new?" Hilarious
Joe looks like a different person when he turns on his right side and walk left. lmao
This is actually the first enjoyable clip of Joe Rogan comedy that I ever watched.
This is epitome of “its funny cuz it’s true”
It's true. I don't know about funny.
This is like ASMR for deaf people. I love it!
Just realized Rogan has the SAME cadence as Carlos Mencia!
Theif!
Mencia is probably crying watching this ..
Damn your right
He once accused Carlos of stealing his material, he even approached him onstage. If that's true, Carlos does his(Joes) material much better.
It is true, Mercia is a content thief. Fuck that puto.
I have always loved his comedy, hope to catch a show asap. JOE ROGAN IS A BEAST.
He’s right though. We’re in the “reality show” phase presidency right now. And the whole world is laughing.
fishkilla03 damn that’s crazy, must be why we could win a war against every single one of them and our economy would boom because of it
@@tommytwo-times9053 why is it that every time someone outside the US says something about the country, people write and yell "war" "guns" "military", I wish it would be "healthcare" "safety" or something actually positive to our society.
Dillox because that’s not america
@@Ylx15 Those things have been positive for our society but people simply choose to be ignorant of their benefits. Because we invested in our military and didn't squander our military resources like the europeans did, we ended up with the strongest military on earth. As a result we have stronger a negotiating position for any issue on the world stage.
It's like this, lets say you want to do something on the world stage but... mmmmm, the maldives say no. You gonna listen to the maldives? You ever even heard of the maldives? See the maldives can't back up anything with the threat of force.
Lets say you want to do something on the world stage but then USA says no. You might just have to listen to them whether you like it or not.
Result of having a strong military, make no mistake.
Helpertin US is run by a bunch of zionists, American government/military works for Israel
“Didn’t have a RUclips video to watch first!”
Me: *coughs*
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLINNNNNGGGGG ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
"Dude I wrote that with a feather" 😂😂😂
Lol the best! Love this guy.
You are penis
He really called Obama a "sensible" person... Gotta be his best joke in my opinion.
Yawn
“The wisdom of the scroll shall not be adjusted” 📜.
Bruh that hit hard 😂✊🏻
Did he intentionally channel Robert Baratheon for that “WHOOOOOORE” or
0:23 ah.. so that's how he looks when he's not sitting down
That’s my new favorite line “we just want to run red lights and f…” 🤣🤣🤣
People in the comments trying to deny his very simple and straight forward logic... the man's got a point whether you want to acknowledge it or not.
Haven't seen any comments denying anything, they're all about how he yells a lot
If he tucked that shirt in he’d look 6 inches taller
Loved the presidential/ relationship analogy 😂😂😂
0:36 im quite sure hed say *"YOU FREED THE WHAT?"*
He actually expected slavery to expire naturally
I don't know why, but I keep giving him chances.
He'd get genuine laughs if he just spoke like he did on the podcast.
@00 00 very, very unnatural
He sucks at stand up. Period.
@00 00 you can understand something but not be great at it
@@okolopierre7504 I dunno man, I find him pretty funny. I don't know if I'd watch a full comedy special or not, though. Doesn't he have a Netflix special? That shows at least, a *few* people find him funny. Lol. I'ts all person taste anyways.
He gets quite a few laughs out of me. He does have a lot of fans, but I also can see why people wouldn't enjoy his shit too.
He was so f**ked there 🤣
Joe: I can't tell you the bit bro it's not right to give away the punch line
Me: But I've seen your stand up and it doesn't have any punch lines
You aren't wrong.
Spoken word Joe Rogan
His comedy style & delivery reminds me of Carlos Mencia.... Sorry Joe
Spontaneous but it’s authentic and original.
Difference is, Joe knows how to write original material.
Makes sense considering Mencia liked to steal material.
LMAO! Listening on the train and everyone is staring at me and I can’t stop laughing! Hahahahahaha!
I love Joe, but I feel like he’s funniest on his podcast
I’ve been waiting to hear this joke since he mentioned it on his podcast!
Jordan Reed Well that narrows it down to 158
K to the P
I’ve only heard it on 2 episodes recently; The first, where he mentioned that he was working on it and the second where he says he incorporated this bit into his new set.
Hello Jordan. How do you feel about the joke now that you finally heard it after first knowing about it after Joe mentioned it on his podcast?
DoubleUpOnBob
The setup & the tag are funnier than the punchline, but the context does make it a great joke.
the energy is crazy
That’s three people ago is one of the best lines ever ❤️
POPPY MOON it’s also a stolen joke from Louis CK