> mashes roll into the corner > gets trapped and dies > blames the game for it > abuses someone who tells him what really happened DSPs legacy right there,
I still remember moments from DS1 when he would do something to put himself in a situation with no way out (like pulling multiple groups of enemies and then coming up to a dead end) and then he would complain how stupid FROMSOFTWARE developers intentionally designed a game that ways so you would get killed in this situation. 5 games and 10+ years later, he hasn't changed a bit
He already is. DSP randomly found about an item that lets Mohg instantly go to phase 2 out of "chance." I hate when he feigns ignorance as if he's fooling anyone.
Mohg Lord of Blood: LOL since you couldn’t beat the Crucible Knight and Me. Wait until you face against Malenia, she’ll pigroach your ass and make you uninstall the game. Good luck piggy🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐖🐖
Classic DSP Souls build. -Wear a heavy shield but never uses it -None sense "faith " build with no FP and can't buff himself later on -Still have flasks for FP that never uses -Tremendous stamina bar but wear shit armor so can't trade blows with poise -Wears the +15% damage received increased talisman and cry about enemies hitting hard -Runes always turned off ( same in DS2/DS3, never using embers ) -Crafting system (buffs etc) never used.
Can't wait for next time when he just so happens to figure out aaaaall on his own what to do to cheese this. I don't even care if he, the super entertaining variety streamer, wants to rush through games on camera using a guide, but his super fake explanations how he isn't using a guide and just randomly figures out something "on his own" that other streamers did who he definitely isn't watching are so grating.
Throughout the game, jump attacks have been his method of dealing with enemies due to the high damage and stagger. Now, he is in the late/endgame stages where the enemies are tougher, and he has neither the damage nor skill to deal with them. But as you can see, he hasn't figured that out and is too pigheaded to change his playstyle
As he continues back rolling into a HALBERD thrust to catch back rolls. The idiot never plays a 3-D game using all eight directional inputs, he sees it as street fighter, back and forth in 2-D. Most of these attacks you could sidestep, jump over or side roll, this guy just runs into or away from and gets punished while calling the game unfair.
I tried to give dsp the benefit of the doubt cause I might not be seeing his side fairly and every time he complains and cry’s it’s almost always his fault. Sad that a 40 year old man baby can’t take accountability in a video game
The game in generally does well with hitboxes. His problem is that all he does is run in and jump attack. He believe if he can’t do this on every single boss then the game is at fault. He doesn’t change his tactics or play style for any boss in the game. From does a phenomenal job of taking us out of our comfort zones, and forces you to try a different tactic. You can’t keep doing the exact same thing and die each time, then expect a different result when you do the exact same thing again.
Has 12 uses of a +10 flask. Taking 3 hits of blood loss would be fine if he could ever realize that trading hits with bosses in lategame is maybe a bad idea.
I mean I managed to beat this fucker without even knowing that Physic existed. It's not really impossible, just save some healing flasks for that attack.
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa there's a physick tear an npc invader drops in i think altus plateau that significantly decreases the damage you take from it. mohg still heals though
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa yeah, there’s something you can put on your Physil to protect yourself from his Nihil, I healed in through it on my first playthrough as well. Needless to say I was disappointed right after finding out what it did after I beat the fight.
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa yeah there’s a tear you can get that negates his curse. You just need to kill an invader near the Second Church of Marika
Why??? I see $150 + who knows and this is ONE stream. Some are fucking idiots.... Good for DSP. It would be a crime if DSP DIDN'T take their money at this point.
I was actually rooting for Phill in the first ten minutes when he wasnt being a tool. Then he started lying about the game doing shit without his controllers consent.
This is how it always goes for him. He seems like a semi normal dude and then the second he gets annoyed once it all quickly spirals into him becoming the worst most annoying human ever. Dude has the temper of a toddler.
Imagine continuing to play a game that cheats and kills you through glitches and unfair attacks 95% of the time. If phil actually believed this game was truly unfair he would be the first one to quit. There's never been a more "fair" souls game
So many times he is hit, it is because he gets greedy. He tries to get that one more attack in, then gets hit himself. He could actually try some kind of ranged attack. Mohg is not someone to box with, and if you choose to box with him, you have to make it fast. The longer the fight, the harder he is.
Walks into corner and dies and then calls the person in chat who explained what happened "blind" and "stupid". Gets wrecked on mechanics and calls the game dumb and unpolished. Never change Phil.
Its pretty obvious Phil has no depth perception, he sees all games in 2D not 3D. He refuses to side dodge or even a backwards diagonal jump forward or back. He only moves in 4 directions. Directly forward-back-left-right. He also has no ability to adapt or learn on the fly. He needs to cheat, cheese or see a straight forward video or else he cant beat bosses. His lack of awareness and his stunted mind is fascinating. Psychologists need to study screwed up people like Phil, his paypigs and WingsofRedemption as well.
Somehow watching the first few minutes, I'd tricked myself into thinking that DSP was starting to actually "learning" how to play this game. Good job this boss proved me wrong and that Phil is as bad as ever.
Dude, I thought the exact same thing. He kept saying stuff like, "I forgot that I need to roll sideways. I didn't time that right. I should've rolled that." I was thinking that he was learning and adapting. Nope. Just the warm up. Then comes the jump attack spamming, button mashing, and blaming everything but himself when he gets tilted. I love it.
@@lewispooper3138 LOL no it doesn't. I've been playing both DS3 and Elden Ring since they released and there is no input delay. Literally you and DSP are the only ones I've heard complain about input delay. I've tested both. There is none. If you're talking about animation delay, yeah, that's there by design. But if you're having input delay, that's on your end and you might wanna check your hardware because in my testing, I have none.
@@chrissizemore8705 or you can watch the side by side comparisons. This isn’t even a dsp thing. It’s an actual visible fact. Too bad that fromsoft cockholsters will be able to watch the video and still deny it. Sad!
I love how when a boss finally has an unfair undodgeable attack he’s just like “oh! Cool!” Wtf is DSPs logic behind calling shit unfair or a shitty mechanic
Seeing DSP say Mohg is the coolest-looking boss in the game only makes sense due to the lore surrounding Mohg. It must be like looking into a mirror for him.
I've NEVER seen him use that shield on his back once. He could literally respec and dump those 10 extra levels into anything else but no, he has to waste his equip load on a shield he never uses.
@9:06 He dodges into light attack, then dodges back before the attack can hit him, dealing damage without getting hit. It's almost like spamming jump attack isn't the best decision every time, holy shit.
It's more something I noticed, as a proof of concept, that even Phil can "git gud" if he turns on his brain. If you try random shit, eventually something will work, and you can take a mental note of that. But Phil is so focused on spamming jump attack, he doesn't even notice this legitimately epic gamer move he just pulled. He's addicted to the jump attack. He actually can't help himself.
With how much he's struggling against these bosses, I wonder if he will even bother fighting malenia. Hell, Phil will probably beg Let Me Solo Her to save his worthless ass after getting smoked for hours
Has Elden already passed his prior record for Most Deaths in a Playthrough ? I thought his current one was Sekiro , but I can’t recall what his Final (double cause of the Revive) Deaths number was there ?
Also idk if anyone noticed but it’s funny with the insane amount of weapons the piggy uses, he uses the gargoyle halberd paired with the tree sentinel halberd, which a certain bald WOW streamer uses… he def looks at other streamers and guides 😂
I've never seen someone complain or cope so much, especially when it's so oblivious his spam/panic rolling and spamming attack after jumping is him just hurting himself..plus it never gets old when he dies to the same moves but then yaps how he has never seen that move
He been spending hours a day studying cheese methods and other ways to beat her without looking like a chump and is still going to get destroyed and cry foul every time. Can't wait for that, it's what we've all been waiting for. Luckily for him he got the nerfed version of radahn.
He’s so dense he doesn’t know the shackles aren’t going to work mid fight, you have to use them before entering the boss arena. He wouldn’t know cause he cursed at everybody that try’s to give him any sort of tips
I haven't faced Mohg yet but I believe there's twoitems that make him much easier, one is a wonderous flask item that completly blocks his second form transition "Nihil" move(You need to to do Yura's questline or reach the point where Shakiri takes over his body in the mountains, then go to the second church of merika and get the item off the NPC invader, Yuras questline ends there to fight the NPC too). And the other is Mohgs shackle which briefly stuns him I think(though it either only works at close range or in first form cause DSP can't get it to work). So Mohg shouldn't be too hard if he had those two items. Surprised his fans didn't tell him that ahead of time. But then again if he didn't trade hits like an idiot he'd have three uses of his flask when he hits that stage and be able to heal through it and win. But he trades hits too much so he burns through his precious heals too fast and refuses to use his brain at all when a 'seemingly' impossible move comes out like Mohgs transition attack. Must be an item or something he missed that could help.... nope just a broken move how can I counter that!? But lol he got stuck in the wall, DSP's mortal nemesis of al games, the walls plus the camera duo. Just bad luck I guess cause he was really stuck. The miss he got angry about, ya it's very close but he did miss. Mohg turned as the attack was coming out which allowed him to escape the attack. Sorry Phil but you were probably dead anyway cause you died a second later so why care? Also once again he heals and the boss counters. I've realized as I play that bosses more and more will generally try that if they are kinda in the 'standoff' where they just side step or slowly approach before attacking you or something. So the game is more than ever trying to teach you to dodge then heal, not wait for a lul in the battle then heal. Gold Godrick finally made me realize that was something bosses were programmed for cause he did it preciesely every time I tried to heal, frame perfect.
The first few minutes of the video are kind of refreshing. He said several times "I fucked up" and took responsibility. Absolutely amazing, but then he fucked it all up by bitching about the wing form stuff.
"Jump L1 Thats all I want!" Jeez and he wonders why he sucks? Most of his boss fights are just jump attacks to break stance. Doesn't try anything new or learn a pattern, just goes ape at it then rages when he dies lol.
I guess he didn't find the crystal tear that makes you immune to Mohg's blood curse. Also if he improved his weapons they would do more damage. Might help.
There's a lot of stuff he could do to help himself. Use his shield on his back Not spam Jump attacks Use a guide for the best items such as fingerprint greatshield, rivers of blood etc. since he loves looking up guides for everything.
Phil is actually correct about the random follow up about the jump slams and I came to believe it might happen on account of the haptic feedback functionality of the PS5 controllers.
His over-reliance on jump attacks is what's getting him killed so much. Just do a normal attack so you have time to dodge. It's like he saw jump attacks worked well on a couple bosses with lower stagger thresholds and internalized that as jump attacks being the best option against every boss, even bosses like Mohg who rarely if ever get staggered. Mohg is hard (at least he seems to be. I fought him WAY late in the game and obliterated him) but he looks pretty fair. There's not much bullshit attacks or nonsense here, it's just about timing and endurance for what's a pretty long fight. And why's Phil even got a shield equipped if he's two-handing his sword? Why not just take it off and wear better armor in its place? Oh God, he's doing the "The game locks me in the corner" shit again. This boss arena is huge. The "game" didn't put him there, he put himself there as he always done because he has no spatial awareness and somehow that's the game's fault?
10:14 remember people, "Everything detractors bring up about me nowadays has nothing to do with the streams. It's never about things that I do, it's all inspired by what I represent as a controverial personality"
I dont want to give Phil too much credit, but trying to use the shackle to stop the NIHIL effect was actually a clever idea. Obviously he never would have found this item, and even if he had wouldn't have ever thought to touch it, without a guide. But still.
How is his damage output that bad? I was dealing triple the amount of damage against this boss. I think he messed up his stats or his weapon level is too low.
> mashes roll into the corner
> gets trapped and dies
> blames the game for it
> abuses someone who tells him what really happened
DSPs legacy right there,
> Calls the guy a blind idiot
Anyone seen Brandon Cole lately?
Lol
I still remember moments from DS1 when he would do something to put himself in a situation with no way out (like pulling multiple groups of enemies and then coming up to a dead end) and then he would complain how stupid FROMSOFTWARE developers intentionally designed a game that ways so you would get killed in this situation.
5 games and 10+ years later, he hasn't changed a bit
it must have been The Game that did this
the DSP Dynasty will live on eternal
next time: „so i was randomly reading item descriptions and i found out there is a flask to negate the curse“
...wait, I actually did that, but I read every item I find.
DSP says he's "learning" about this boss fight. Guaranteed he'll look up guides after quitting the night and beating him miraculously tomorrow.
Waiting for the "accidental" AI break with the shackle.. Though he'll probably fuck that up as well lol
He already is. DSP randomly found about an item that lets Mohg instantly go to phase 2 out of "chance." I hate when he feigns ignorance as if he's fooling anyone.
LOL 40 year old man child owned by Kirby
It's the Guardian Ape all over again.
He's gonna find out about the fog wall skip in this boss :Pepelaugh:
DSP step by step fighting stratedy:
Step 1: Do a jumping attack
Step 2: Get hit during it's recovery
Repeat indefinitely
Step 3: panic roll away and continue getting hit,
Step 4: drink flask x 1 or 2, then repeat.
Worst "souls veteran" ever
Step 1: equip greatshield and never use it wasting points on endurance.
Mohg Lord of Blood: LOL since you couldn’t beat the Crucible Knight and Me. Wait until you face against Malenia, she’ll pigroach your ass and make you uninstall the game. Good luck piggy🐷🐷🐷🐽🐽🐽🐖🐖
Dsp never learned what Shields are used for
@@DarksydePhilip the great shield gives you health
Stay free dsp. Mash those buttons. Insult the people trying to help you in chat. Keep doing everything right and nothing wrong lmfao
It's the games fault dood ack ack ack *snort*
Classic DSP Souls build.
-Wear a heavy shield but never uses it
-None sense "faith " build with no FP and can't buff himself later on
-Still have flasks for FP that never uses
-Tremendous stamina bar but wear shit armor so can't trade blows with poise
-Wears the +15% damage received increased talisman and cry about enemies hitting hard
-Runes always turned off ( same in DS2/DS3, never using embers )
-Crafting system (buffs etc) never used.
the sheild gives you small amounts of heath back, whats why he never used it
Can't wait for next time when he just so happens to figure out aaaaall on his own what to do to cheese this.
I don't even care if he, the super entertaining variety streamer, wants to rush through games on camera using a guide, but his super fake explanations how he isn't using a guide and just randomly figures out something "on his own" that other streamers did who he definitely isn't watching are so grating.
I can't wait for a take on this game in piggy "review" be even worst, than one QTV did...
If he somehow magically figures out that you use the wonderful physick to counter nihil, I don't ever want him to say he doesn't use guides
Yeah, there is no shame in using Google to find an item or look at strategy’s but don’t just pretend you suddenly had this super specific idea.
His feign ignorance that he does really pisses me off when it comes to these games.
He'll start the fight with a new strategy he just so happened to come up with! 😂 dude's terrible
Why is he is so adamant on jump attacking when he gets punished for it nearly every time, its so annoying to watch
Throughout the game, jump attacks have been his method of dealing with enemies due to the high damage and stagger. Now, he is in the late/endgame stages where the enemies are tougher, and he has neither the damage nor skill to deal with them. But as you can see, he hasn't figured that out and is too pigheaded to change his playstyle
The hat and vest just make this all the more pathetic. 40 years old.
You’re never too old to wear a hat and vest mate
40 Year old manchild still at level one.
Not to mention that people give Dave money to dress up, but hey at least he is not a children’s entertainer.
Never forget he made fun of "Hollywood hipster fucks" for wearing the same type of shit he wears "because da peepul want it!".
Imagine caring what someone else is wearing. There’s plenty to hate about DSP without being a douche.
"One of the worst hitboxes"
Ironically, Mohg has one of the best hitboxes. This dude understands NOTHING about game mechanics and how they work.
Yeah, other than his gimmick Nihil attack, he's a very fair and enjoyable boss, I think.
As he continues back rolling into a HALBERD thrust to catch back rolls. The idiot never plays a 3-D game using all eight directional inputs, he sees it as street fighter, back and forth in 2-D. Most of these attacks you could sidestep, jump over or side roll, this guy just runs into or away from and gets punished while calling the game unfair.
I tried to give dsp the benefit of the doubt cause I might not be seeing his side fairly and every time he complains and cry’s it’s almost always his fault. Sad that a 40 year old man baby can’t take accountability in a video game
Elden Ring just has good hitboxes overall compared to earlier From titles.
The game in generally does well with hitboxes. His problem is that all he does is run in and jump attack. He believe if he can’t do this on every single boss then the game is at fault. He doesn’t change his tactics or play style for any boss in the game.
From does a phenomenal job of taking us out of our comfort zones, and forces you to try a different tactic. You can’t keep doing the exact same thing and die each time, then expect a different result when you do the exact same thing again.
Has 12 uses of a +10 flask. Taking 3 hits of blood loss would be fine if he could ever realize that trading hits with bosses in lategame is maybe a bad idea.
This. I just tanked the hits and healed. It's possible to use his shackle or some physick flask buff to deal with it IIRC.
@@Dingle.Donger yeah there’s a tear that negates his curse move entirely
its still a really cheap mechanic to make the player take unavoidable damage
DSP: there is no way to evade the blood loss
Flask of physik: am i joke to you?
I mean I managed to beat this fucker without even knowing that Physic existed. It's not really impossible, just save some healing flasks for that attack.
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa there's a physick tear an npc invader drops in i think altus plateau that significantly decreases the damage you take from it. mohg still heals though
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa yeah, there’s something you can put on your Physil to protect yourself from his Nihil, I healed in through it on my first playthrough as well. Needless to say I was disappointed right after finding out what it did after I beat the fight.
@adsdfdfsdldsllsdlslalalalalddaaa yeah there’s a tear you can get that negates his curse. You just need to kill an invader near the Second Church of Marika
I can't believe he hasn't beaten this game yet.
Why??? I see $150 + who knows and this is ONE stream.
Some are fucking idiots.... Good for DSP. It would be a crime if DSP DIDN'T take their money at this point.
I started a week and a half ago and already beaten it. And I explored everything too. I honestly don't know how he drags it on for 2 months.
@@cesteram2199 Constantly looking up guides to cheese bosses takes time okay dood? *Snort*
Stalling out updates that nerf bosses takes a while, dood.
By the time he got to Radahn he was nerfed. Took him that long.
I was actually rooting for Phill in the first ten minutes when he wasnt being a tool.
Then he started lying about the game doing shit without his controllers consent.
If he always was like in the those first few minutes, his troll base would be 95% less than it is. Sadly he is a toxic, lazy, lying scammer
that’s like, his whole thing though. it’s not a good phil stream if he’s not lying about his mashing imo.
This is how it always goes for him. He seems like a semi normal dude and then the second he gets annoyed once it all quickly spirals into him becoming the worst most annoying human ever. Dude has the temper of a toddler.
Imagine continuing to play a game that cheats and kills you through glitches and unfair attacks 95% of the time. If phil actually believed this game was truly unfair he would be the first one to quit. There's never been a more "fair" souls game
So many times he is hit, it is because he gets greedy. He tries to get that one more attack in, then gets hit himself. He could actually try some kind of ranged attack. Mohg is not someone to box with, and if you choose to box with him, you have to make it fast. The longer the fight, the harder he is.
If he added a clown nose for the next tips goal, he'd hit it every stream
And voiced donation telling him what to do constantly
😂😂😂
Walks into corner and dies and then calls the person in chat who explained what happened "blind" and "stupid".
Gets wrecked on mechanics and calls the game dumb and unpolished.
Never change Phil.
Love how he casts a dozen buffs outside the fog door. Most of them have likely expired by the time the fight starts. 🤣
Mohg The Omen repeatedly sacrifices DSP to the Formless Mother
Yeah, I definitely believe that the guy with 73 IQ is finding every optional/hidden boss without using any guides.
Its pretty obvious Phil has no depth perception, he sees all games in 2D not 3D.
He refuses to side dodge or even a backwards diagonal jump forward or back. He only moves in 4 directions. Directly forward-back-left-right. He also has no ability to adapt or learn on the fly. He needs to cheat, cheese or see a straight forward video or else he cant beat bosses.
His lack of awareness and his stunted mind is fascinating. Psychologists need to study screwed up people like Phil, his paypigs and WingsofRedemption as well.
People has said that on how he looks with squint eyes to the chat he may have problem of vision, that doesnt help with depth
MY WEAPONS ARE CLIPPING THROUGH HIM!
*attack clearly hits and did damage*
THE WORST HITBOXES EVER, THAT IS SO DUMB
i love how he never notices the weapon passing within inches of his head but complains about the hitbox when he rolls directly into it.
And he followed this up by rage quitting Dark sou- er Kirby on the night stream
Somehow watching the first few minutes, I'd tricked myself into thinking that DSP was starting to actually "learning" how to play this game.
Good job this boss proved me wrong and that Phil is as bad as ever.
Dude, I thought the exact same thing. He kept saying stuff like, "I forgot that I need to roll sideways. I didn't time that right. I should've rolled that." I was thinking that he was learning and adapting. Nope. Just the warm up. Then comes the jump attack spamming, button mashing, and blaming everything but himself when he gets tilted. I love it.
@@chrissizemore8705 game has noticeable input delay. Watch a ds3/elden ring side by side comparison
@@lewispooper3138 you are just bad at the game
@@lewispooper3138 LOL no it doesn't. I've been playing both DS3 and Elden Ring since they released and there is no input delay. Literally you and DSP are the only ones I've heard complain about input delay. I've tested both. There is none. If you're talking about animation delay, yeah, that's there by design. But if you're having input delay, that's on your end and you might wanna check your hardware because in my testing, I have none.
@@chrissizemore8705 or you can watch the side by side comparisons. This isn’t even a dsp thing. It’s an actual visible fact. Too bad that fromsoft cockholsters will be able to watch the video and still deny it. Sad!
He is fighting for his taxes, his life...
Mohg wont let dsp spam jump r2?
Then he is a terrible boss
Umm he is using Jump l2. It’s totally different dood…
@@pawnpure123 isn't it L1 instead?
@@Openda547 Stop being such a detractor!
@@pawnpure123 😔 srry
this is a person in his 40’s keep in mind.
I love how when a boss finally has an unfair undodgeable attack he’s just like “oh! Cool!” Wtf is DSPs logic behind calling shit unfair or a shitty mechanic
He's biased because he likes the design of the boss i guess
Nihil isn’t unfair, though. You either heal or get the mixed physick that negates it
- He says "Oh cool" because he isn't surprised, he knew what was going to happen because he watches Asmongold's playthrough!
@@self-parternerd8661 this exactly
What are you on? There's not a single thing in the game thats unfair or undodgeable.
Elden Ring decided to put in a Kirby level boss in the game. Nice.
Seeing DSP say Mohg is the coolest-looking boss in the game only makes sense due to the lore surrounding Mohg. It must be like looking into a mirror for him.
What about the lore is like DSP?
Mohg is more like Derich.
I've NEVER seen him use that shield on his back once. He could literally respec and dump those 10 extra levels into anything else but no, he has to waste his equip load on a shield he never uses.
It has health regen dood
To be fair, it’s special ability it passive health recovery. It’s a poor choice for actual defense
I appreciate Phil's choice of player voice. Every hit he takes is an antagonizingly painful scream.
We need a dlc voice that just scream " ITS NOT MY FAULT COME OOON"
DSP GET A JOB
@9:06 He dodges into light attack, then dodges back before the attack can hit him, dealing damage without getting hit.
It's almost like spamming jump attack isn't the best decision every time, holy shit.
Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. If dude wouldn't be so greedy he would do alright...... maybe......
..... nah he would still fuc it up
It's more something I noticed, as a proof of concept, that even Phil can "git gud" if he turns on his brain. If you try random shit, eventually something will work, and you can take a mental note of that.
But Phil is so focused on spamming jump attack, he doesn't even notice this legitimately epic gamer move he just pulled. He's addicted to the jump attack. He actually can't help himself.
With how much he's struggling against these bosses, I wonder if he will even bother fighting malenia. Hell, Phil will probably beg Let Me Solo Her to save his worthless ass after getting smoked for hours
Has Elden already passed his prior record for Most Deaths in a Playthrough ? I thought his current one was Sekiro , but I can’t recall what his Final (double cause of the Revive) Deaths number was there ?
What streamer or reddit or discord is pushing that this boss is the coolest looking boss and Phil just happens to think so too
Also idk if anyone noticed but it’s funny with the insane amount of weapons the piggy uses, he uses the gargoyle halberd paired with the tree sentinel halberd, which a certain bald WOW streamer uses… he def looks at other streamers and guides 😂
He looks special needs in his tism vest and hat lmfao
Like Cartman when he wanted to be in the special olympics.
What would DSP's name be if he was a boss in one of these games? How about "Philbert the Fallen: Porcine Lord of Gout and Salt"?
He'd be a giant, six-legged boar with the face of a man.
He knows that next move is gonna hurt him but he still do that jump attack. Over again,again and again ...
I've never seen someone complain or cope so much, especially when it's so oblivious his spam/panic rolling and spamming attack after jumping is him just hurting himself..plus it never gets old when he dies to the same moves but then yaps how he has never seen that move
Imagine tihydp people who have to sit through hours of this foe nuggets of entertainment
As usual, chat was constantly spoiling every single aspect of the fight during this
No thoughts to think. No charisma to entertain. No chill to learn a game. He is the first hollow
The speed DSP gets tilted is fucking amazing.
10 minutes in, gotta admit that he was being pretty chill. He even admitted fault a few times.
Because he already got his money
Oh man. The absolute salt when he gets to Melania. He will either summons 3 phantoms or quit the game there
The vest and the hat
*chef's kiss*
perfection
Coupled with spamming Jump attack and shitty gameplay. What more could you ask for?
With how obsessed about his ego that he is I can't fathom how he would wear something that makes him look so autistic and childish.
It's amazing...I'm starting to be able to see what moves dsp will eat every time because he jumps in on a specific move.
Malenia should be fun. Can't wait to see how he dodges Waterfowl Dance.
He been spending hours a day studying cheese methods and other ways to beat her without looking like a chump and is still going to get destroyed and cry foul every time. Can't wait for that, it's what we've all been waiting for. Luckily for him he got the nerfed version of radahn.
"The game took control of my controller and made me roll into the corner dood!" LOOOOOOL
I cannot wait for the Malenia fight. The rage will be glorious. He’s gonna die sooooo many times
He’s so dense he doesn’t know the shackles aren’t going to work mid fight, you have to use them before entering the boss arena. He wouldn’t know cause he cursed at everybody that try’s to give him any sort of tips
11:06 Either his eyesight really is that bad or he's just outright lying, hard to tell which it is at this point lol
One those not exclude the other. 🤷♀️
I haven't faced Mohg yet but I believe there's twoitems that make him much easier, one is a wonderous flask item that completly blocks his second form transition "Nihil" move(You need to to do Yura's questline or reach the point where Shakiri takes over his body in the mountains, then go to the second church of merika and get the item off the NPC invader, Yuras questline ends there to fight the NPC too). And the other is Mohgs shackle which briefly stuns him I think(though it either only works at close range or in first form cause DSP can't get it to work). So Mohg shouldn't be too hard if he had those two items. Surprised his fans didn't tell him that ahead of time. But then again if he didn't trade hits like an idiot he'd have three uses of his flask when he hits that stage and be able to heal through it and win. But he trades hits too much so he burns through his precious heals too fast and refuses to use his brain at all when a 'seemingly' impossible move comes out like Mohgs transition attack. Must be an item or something he missed that could help.... nope just a broken move how can I counter that!?
But lol he got stuck in the wall, DSP's mortal nemesis of al games, the walls plus the camera duo. Just bad luck I guess cause he was really stuck. The miss he got angry about, ya it's very close but he did miss. Mohg turned as the attack was coming out which allowed him to escape the attack. Sorry Phil but you were probably dead anyway cause you died a second later so why care?
Also once again he heals and the boss counters. I've realized as I play that bosses more and more will generally try that if they are kinda in the 'standoff' where they just side step or slowly approach before attacking you or something. So the game is more than ever trying to teach you to dodge then heal, not wait for a lul in the battle then heal. Gold Godrick finally made me realize that was something bosses were programmed for cause he did it preciesely every time I tried to heal, frame perfect.
He’s not gonna be able to get the tear for mohg’s ring attack….
The first few minutes of the video are kind of refreshing. He said several times "I fucked up" and took responsibility. Absolutely amazing, but then he fucked it all up by bitching about the wing form stuff.
The first 10 minutes hes trying very hard to not blame the "input delay". Then he finnally explodes
9:32 as soon as i saw that i knew he's gonna say something like icant see 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
He is using the worst possible weapon for the fight. Blasphemous blade is a fire based weapon haha
After he reads a guide he will switch weapons.
"Jump L1 Thats all I want!" Jeez and he wonders why he sucks? Most of his boss fights are just jump attacks to break stance. Doesn't try anything new or learn a pattern, just goes ape at it then rages when he dies lol.
Hes like people who can't stop jumping in fighting games lol they defeat themselves
DSP Tries It: Getting His Unus Destroyed
Unus anus
Getting his unus reduced to nihil
I guess he didn't find the crystal tear that makes you immune to Mohg's blood curse. Also if he improved his weapons they would do more damage. Might help.
There's a lot of stuff he could do to help himself.
Use his shield on his back
Not spam Jump attacks
Use a guide for the best items such as fingerprint greatshield, rivers of blood etc. since he loves looking up guides for everything.
I have been waiting for this comment. Kudos.
13 years of legacy leads to this moment.
His decline is difficult to watch
There's always so much that he does wrong in every fight, he's terrible and it's painful to watch
Captioned:Jeffrey Epstein tries to get a new Miquella in the form DSP as his new consort.
Choleric...
Man, Elden Ring breaking out everyone's archaic vernacular.
The fact that he didn't even drink a flask when Mohg did the blood loss attack is hilarious and he said there is no way to fight it yet there's is 😂
I did look up in the wiki about the mixed physics that help in stage 2. Made all the difference.
Dsp if he was a normal person: 1:31
That sword he starts with has one of the strongest / most overpowered attacks in the game and he hardly uses it.
did anyone else double take when he said "shouldve rolled sideways, my fault". like come on DSP, thats clearly bad programming by fromsoft
I'm so happy he had no idea about the physick tear. Absolutely stunned into 56k modem.
What is that wimpy ass scream every time DSP's character gets hit? LOL only Phil.
is this still his first playthrough?? how has he not finished the game yet
He "wants to explore the game in its entirety" while saying nothing about his 600+ deaths
@@spottyhead It's a big ass game to be fair.
He even tries to jump attack after rolling hahahaha
Phil is actually correct about the random follow up about the jump slams and I came to believe it might happen on account of the haptic feedback functionality of the PS5 controllers.
He just keeps trying to do those jumping R2 attacks
This feels like a boss he cant beat, no amount of guide will improve his reactions.
His over-reliance on jump attacks is what's getting him killed so much. Just do a normal attack so you have time to dodge. It's like he saw jump attacks worked well on a couple bosses with lower stagger thresholds and internalized that as jump attacks being the best option against every boss, even bosses like Mohg who rarely if ever get staggered.
Mohg is hard (at least he seems to be. I fought him WAY late in the game and obliterated him) but he looks pretty fair. There's not much bullshit attacks or nonsense here, it's just about timing and endurance for what's a pretty long fight. And why's Phil even got a shield equipped if he's two-handing his sword? Why not just take it off and wear better armor in its place?
Oh God, he's doing the "The game locks me in the corner" shit again. This boss arena is huge. The "game" didn't put him there, he put himself there as he always done because he has no spatial awareness and somehow that's the game's fault?
10:14 remember people, "Everything detractors bring up about me nowadays has nothing to do with the streams. It's never about things that I do, it's all inspired by what I represent as a controverial personality"
sound the boss makes doing the blood loss move
Every controller in every game he plays mysteriously works against him 😂😂😂😂😂
why isnt he flasking the curse.... of everything to be handheld in, they did not tell him about that?
Literally cannot wait for Malenia
He chugs flasks like Wings chugs Pepsi’s!
Pimps Up Liquid Richard
Elden beast is going to be such joy to watch. Him moaning about eldenstars and the big healthpool
Well he’s gotta come back for the DLC lol
I dont want to give Phil too much credit, but trying to use the shackle to stop the NIHIL effect was actually a clever idea. Obviously he never would have found this item, and even if he had wouldn't have ever thought to touch it, without a guide. But still.
Doesn't even know what game he's playing.
It is pretty crazy how much damage most of the attacks do, but he sucks at dodging...
Loving the evil dsp filter
How is his damage output that bad? I was dealing triple the amount of damage against this boss. I think he messed up his stats or his weapon level is too low.
You might be overleveled
He’s using a weapon that deals 50% (if not more) Fire dmg and obviously Mogh is quite resistant to it.
If you're over level 95 you're overleveled, but yes, the tard is using a sword with fire damage Mohg more than obviously resists lol
Mohg has 80%+ resistance to fire, which the Blasphemous Blade does mostly fire.
Mogh has high fire resistance and he is using a weapon that does fire dmg. His damage output will be high on Malenia, however.
Oh ofc he went back for the halberd
Phil only talks to chat like that because he knows he can't be punched trough the Internet.
Classic Phil. Acts all big and bad because he’s safe behind a screen. He did the same thing back in his street fighter days
Makes me wanna play the game again
His rage, hate and failure are his and his alone.
This man is obsessed with jumping L1’s.
Animated DSP makes me laugh every time.
DSP got no Maidens.
He’s not gonna beat Malenia at all
no one puts baby in the corner