Honestly best part of DSPs Souls games failures is that it gives insight to how these casual scum actually think. That Demon's souls ethernet cable pull followed up with repeating "that guy was cheating, he was cheating, it's just cheating dude!" over and over was amazing.
If he hates being invaded so much why doesn't he just play offline? Oh wait that's right, if he plays offline, then he can't summon phantoms to do 99% of the work for him.
If you play offline - you can't save. Which is asinine.... So you are FORCED to play online even if you don't want to....And trust me as someone who played DS1 and now 3 recently - you DO NOT want to play DS 1 online....The only people left in that game are hackers/pvp tryhards that invade you lvl 20 with end-game gear.....
@@cl1cka "you can't save". What the hell you talking about? I spent hours, hours and hours playing DS 1 using my console xbox 360 and at that time without online services (without Xbox GOLD) and of course I could save anytime. What you talking about? 😑😐
"And now he's running because he knows I owned is ass." Leave it to Phil to brag about "owning" somebody who was only using a shield and corrosive bombs that don't do any damage. Let's not forget he was a havelmonster with powerstance rapiers as well. This legitimately has to be one of Phil's lowest moments.
There was nothing more pleasing that getting invaded by havel monster and your a high dex build with ninja rings, it's like "OK time to toy with this noob"
@@djimma5080 You realise that most DEX weapons don't even stagger havel monsters, right? All they would have to do is r1 spam you to death unless you parry them or go for backstabs.
Phil: Staggered him! Yeah, twice you did and didn't follow it up with anything that could have ended the fight. Instead, the minute he was defenseless, you backed off completely, idiot.
@@StrifeSoul990 Five years ago, wow... I didn't realize I had been so harsh during these. I mean, still dumb, but I didn't realize I outright typed "idiot" in the comment XD
He does it to himself. He knows he has detractors who stream snipe (because these guys have nothing else to do), yet he’ll still insist on playing online. Even though he doesn’t USE any of the online features.
I will never get the part where he claim he isnt touching the controller and thinks that showing how he isnt touching it afterwards is some form of proof! Though in this case you can clearly see him pulling his hand away from it to be able to make the excuse!
When I saw the part where DSP walks away from Paladin Leroy saying "I'm just going to ignore him." I thought of him as scooby and shaggy while Leeroy was the monster. Hes acting absolutely oblivious to the monster and the monsters just following him.
@richard killface I used to hate it on woods when I would go in and spawn one white phantom then would get double invaded and then I would have all the forest protectors, two people who invaded and all the the fucking trees monsters to deal with so it would pretty much be 15 vs 2 and then I would end up killing them all and I would get the "fucking ganker" message??? Off some noob I fucked up in the madness like wtf!?!
@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 playing coop is a game mechanic. Filling your world with white phantoms and killing every pve enemy in order for you to have an easy time killing everyone who invades (aka. ganking) is just annoying as fuck.
Criticisms: - There seems to be a *lot* of dead air, or silence where nothing interesting is happening. Which isn't entirely your fault, since Phil is dead quiet for a lot of it. Maybe a few more comments spliced into the dead air would help? Or maybe cutting it out altogether. It usually happens during loading screens. - This video seems like the thing that should be accompanied with background music. Even if it's super quiet, it would help. Otherwise, for your first DSP related video, this is great. Cheers.
It could be decent with some lo fi or something. Nothing to intrusive. Or maybe some added music when confrontations begin so we know if we look away or rest our attention to pull it back :)
13:05 Was he really just trying to chug right in front of the guy... while facing away? Why doesn’t he understand the concept of being safe before he drinks?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE OPENING BIT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS. THATS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT GAMES SAY . ALSO I LOVE THAT HE KEEPS SAYIN HES HAVING FUN WHEN HE CLEARLY NEVER IS . DUDE HATES HIS JOB WITH A PASSION SO MUCH
Phillbest I rarely ever wish ill will on people but Phil is truly such a scumbag he deserves to be homeless then maybe he'll learn to appreciate what he has in life
I think it's enough that his life is a perpetual tragedy of the ego. Though I am salty that he makes more money Let's Playing than I do. I guess I need to dig deep and REALLY bring the suck.
How can he not know what the Seed of the Giants does so far into the game? That's like one of the starting gifts! Has he not at least looked through them?
Nicely edited, very nice actually! Even thous this ain't stricly speaking Tihydp video its still one of the best Tihydp I watched really. Hope you gonna do more in the future!
"The bottom line is, I can be good at games if I want to. That's why, 'oh no he sucks at metal gear', because I wasn't trying hard to do good at the game. I'm trying to have fun, that's the key here." Okay, so the reason you were so shit at Metal Gear Solid 3 was because you were maximizing how much fun you were having? Is that why you spent the entire run raging about everything, is that what it looks like when you're having fun? You were just having so much fun with losing to Boss over and over that you refused to stop being frustrated and just play the game right and properly experience the magnificence of that fight, because that would have been less fun for you? Wow, DSP is the biggest masochist I've ever heard of. That actually explains a lot ...
1:11:58 to be fair, that was kind of a cheap backstab. Phil didn't heal in front of the guy, he was far enough away, it's just that healing in ds2 takes so long the invader was able to close the distance. Not only that, but he turned to face the guy and the game immediately turns him back around and gives the dude a backstab. He didn't earn that. The game gave it to him. It's kinda cheap but since it's happening to DSP I don't mind it too much lol.
Social Media Influencer To be fair, whenever he lost to DSP, it was because he was dicking around. He was using a shield and zero damage bombs at one point.
The best moment in this video is when DSP thinks Paladin Leeroy is a player.
I mean, technically he is NOW (; I cosplay as Leeroy and invade as him.
Leeeeroy Jenkins
😂 I'm dying after seeing that, hes a jokeman
"he ran away like a bitch!" - Phil says as he summons help and hides behind a pillar.
Honestly best part of DSPs Souls games failures is that it gives insight to how these casual scum actually think. That Demon's souls ethernet cable pull followed up with repeating "that guy was cheating, he was cheating, it's just cheating dude!" over and over was amazing.
@@apa123APA Bro do you unironically use the term casual scum? You're a fucking loser lmao
(jk)
@@littlemoth4956 he is a dark souls fanboy after all
If he hates being invaded so much why doesn't he just play offline? Oh wait that's right, if he plays offline, then he can't summon phantoms to do 99% of the work for him.
Can't complain about lag offline either.
Scythe-Master Inc. stream chat would still help him in offline
Exactly! That's why he's so hilariously awful. He never learns because he can't.
If you play offline - you can't save. Which is asinine....
So you are FORCED to play online even if you don't want to....And trust me as someone who played DS1 and now 3 recently - you DO NOT want to play DS 1 online....The only people left in that game are hackers/pvp tryhards that invade you lvl 20 with end-game gear.....
@@cl1cka "you can't save". What the hell you talking about? I spent hours, hours and hours playing DS 1 using my console xbox 360 and at that time without online services (without Xbox GOLD) and of course I could save anytime. What you talking about? 😑😐
The stream chat held his hand through every dark souls game
this still rings true with elden ring
Remember, everyone. We're rooting for the red guys.
Brappy-Hour and he doesn’t mean the chinese
This video is the one time I want twink builds to invade and mop the floor with someone.
Except when Phil tries his hand at invading those few times.
a player left a message about phil at 50:54
If DSP was on the Titanic he'd be pushing a little girl off the lifeboat to steal her spot.
No Phil would be the guy who has to look out for icebergs but due to some glitch or bug he failed to see it.
@@djimma5080 Probably both. He'd blame the little girl for his failure to spot the iceberg and then shove her off the lifeboat.
Realistically speaking a child is worth less than an adult
WOW DOOD WHY AREN'T THERE ENOUGH LIFEBOATS? LAZY DEVS
those icebergs were using bullshit lag tactics dude, with no skill at all, like, fuck am i right!?! ACK ACK ACK ACK
"I'm going to troll him and keep running away". You're going to keep running away because you're scared you'll lose
lol i was kyuubiarea, the one on the sen's fortress roof who backstabbed phil at 7:59
thank you for your service
ProviderOfSouls nice work good sir 👍 lol
You sir
Are a GOD
thanks
I tip my hat to you and give you my utmost respect, sir!
Nicely done!
"And now he's running because he knows I owned is ass."
Leave it to Phil to brag about "owning" somebody who was only using a shield and corrosive bombs that don't do any damage. Let's not forget he was a havelmonster with powerstance rapiers as well. This legitimately has to be one of Phil's lowest moments.
Fucking love it
There was nothing more pleasing that getting invaded by havel monster and your a high dex build with ninja rings, it's like "OK time to toy with this noob"
@@djimma5080 You realise that most DEX weapons don't even stagger havel monsters, right? All they would have to do is r1 spam you to death unless you parry them or go for backstabs.
@@vasting9829 parry and backstab they are slow as fuck
@@djimma5080 Unless they leveled vitality... (or endurance if it's ds1)
DSP: "Oh I am invaded and the dark spirit is getting close... the PERFECT TIME to go into my menus"
Ponyfæg
30:22 "Now I'm toxic--"
*WHY AM I TOXIC!?*
That opening was amazing
Lightning Spear:
"Even the worst player can do ok with this"
are you there tactical loli
Huh?
Guy's prolly thought he was chatting through AIM, i'm weak
Video starts and Phil is instantly rocking around with a gang of 40 million summons behind him 🤣🤣
I just want to say.... fantastic opening to this video. Fit first with the always sunny theme perfectly!
Seriously the 3 vs 1 scrap where Phil hid around a corner.
There’s just no words for how pathetic that is.
@Mattress Store no kidding 😂
Whyyounopanake, whereever you are.
Thumbs up, loved you trolling DSP.
NovaMKVI I still don't get what he was trying to do.
@@whyisblue923taken I think he was just being a classic troll.
Pancake is doing pretty well, I play with him from time to time in Scholar's. Still his old trolly self as well
Still alive and still kickin it bb 😉
@@pancake_ds1279 B)
" He is running away!" *dsp proceeds to run away to summon another person*
phil "da npc strangla" burnell
Notice how he's always running around with like two teammates. Nothing scares Phil more than a 1v1 fight.
10:43 had me dying with laughter
Phil: Staggered him!
Yeah, twice you did and didn't follow it up with anything that could have ended the fight. Instead, the minute he was defenseless, you backed off completely, idiot.
The first stagger he was out of stamina cause he spammed R1. If he usecan R2 or a guard break he would have won
@@StrifeSoul990 Five years ago, wow... I didn't realize I had been so harsh during these. I mean, still dumb, but I didn't realize I outright typed "idiot" in the comment XD
With special thanks
to
evilaj2010
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SebastopolQueen
*Kojima
The one invasion with the dual perspective was fucking awesome. I want more of that badassery
1:03:58 I don't think I've heard anyone so happy since the Honda fight, and Phil is just as oblivious
He does it to himself. He knows he has detractors who stream snipe (because these guys have nothing else to do), yet he’ll still insist on playing online. Even though he doesn’t USE any of the online features.
1:00:00 *stands there and drinks a Estus right in front of the player trying to kill him*
"I STILL DIED!!"
I will never get the part where he claim he isnt touching the controller and thinks that showing how he isnt touching it afterwards is some form of proof!
Though in this case you can clearly see him pulling his hand away from it to be able to make the excuse!
Where did you find that profile pic I need it for some school research 👍
Imagine losing to DSP in PVP..
Everyone has "luck" at some point
@@AveLukas42 Fire burns whatever it touches. The same is true for getting embarrassed by DSP.
You’d have to uninstall out of shame I assume
It can happen. If you get cocky and think "this guy's shit" you may get outmatched
I'd commit bullet swallow
"He runs away like a bitch." Says the guy who hides behind a pillar and lets the computer fight on his behalf.
I'm so happy someone did the double window, thank you so much!!!
One of the great mysteries of the world is how Pigroach ever garnered enough popularity to be a full time whatever he is/was for 15+ years
If you can get 2 idiots to give you all their money for the rest of your life you can do it just like him
When I saw the part where DSP walks away from Paladin Leroy saying "I'm just going to ignore him." I thought of him as scooby and shaggy while Leeroy was the monster. Hes acting absolutely oblivious to the monster and the monsters just following him.
41:01
What insightful commentary.
50:55 never change, Dark Souls messages. Never change.
4:07 I love the magician class
I boil inside when he sings Dick Lightning, and proceeds to Spam the game with an overpowered spell, while complaining about it being easy.
I love how after numerous times of not being able to use the bonefire he still asks “why can’t I use the bonfire!?!?”
I'll give him this. Calling Invaders trolls isn't far off lol. I'm an invader for life.
56:40 "with this op build" that a dumpster baby fan suggested to him LOL
"Not going over there"
Goes over there.
1:16:55 is one of my favorite dsp cliches, prove you didn't do something by showing that you AREN'T STILL DOING IT!
that guy hitting phil with the loyds must be fucking loaded with them to just be chucking them like that
By the way that intro was fucking incredible. Phil getting parried and crushed like the roach he is was just... *chef kiss*
That IASIP intro has me dying!!! Good job 👍
Welcome to the thunderdome, phil
the fact he doesn't execute people but instead says "look i staggered him" makes me so triggered. OKAY COOL NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
d tczyk FUCKING. RIGHT?!
With that intro you really reminded me how DSP looks like Mac
15 seconds in and the female is like "Listen to this wannabe."
But alas, she is sitting besides DSP. No one is perfect.
The commentary when Phil is having fun is even cringier than his regular stuff.
"Uh oh, some asshole invaded!"
Love the sunny intro. Its a nice touch
That intro had me in tears. Bravo.
whyyounopancake's moments in this are fun, he's trying something new every time
Feels like ages ago bro....
"Hello sir, I'm here to invade."
"Now suck on this!!" ⚡😆😆
33:05
"i don't want these items" proceeds to pick them up.
Sucks at pvp and always needs someone to babysit him,yup he is your average ganker.
@richard killface I used to hate it on woods when I would go in and spawn one white phantom then would get double invaded and then I would have all the forest protectors, two people who invaded and all the the fucking trees monsters to deal with so it would pretty much be 15 vs 2 and then I would end up killing them all and I would get the "fucking ganker" message??? Off some noob I fucked up in the madness like wtf!?!
@@djimma5080 yes but ai are easy to deal with and 2v2s typically end with the host side winning because the host has no downside
Ganking is game mechanic why cry
@@ogueyratogeyrat7448 playing coop is a game mechanic. Filling your world with white phantoms and killing every pve enemy in order for you to have an easy time killing everyone who invades (aka. ganking) is just annoying as fuck.
Criticisms:
- There seems to be a *lot* of dead air, or silence where nothing interesting is happening. Which isn't entirely your fault, since Phil is dead quiet for a lot of it. Maybe a few more comments spliced into the dead air would help? Or maybe cutting it out altogether. It usually happens during loading screens.
- This video seems like the thing that should be accompanied with background music. Even if it's super quiet, it would help.
Otherwise, for your first DSP related video, this is great. Cheers.
Jordy Morty Yeah I agree. There are parts I could've worked on some more. But overall I think it came out decent.
I personally hate when dsp "detractor" videos have music in the background.
It could be decent with some lo fi or something. Nothing to intrusive. Or maybe some added music when confrontations begin so we know if we look away or rest our attention to pull it back :)
I like how he keeps saying he's going to play offline but never actually does it for some reason.
I lost so many brain cells when he just dropped 2 fully upgraded good weapons
Awesome job on this !
SebastopolQueen Thank you!
1:03:00 "Someone is invading me? I'm going to stand still and go through all of my rings......Oh, he killed me! What an asshole!"
13:05 Was he really just trying to chug right in front of the guy... while facing away? Why doesn’t he understand the concept of being safe before he drinks?
This is therapeutic to watch.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE OPENING BIT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS. THATS EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT GAMES SAY . ALSO I LOVE THAT HE KEEPS SAYIN HES HAVING FUN WHEN HE CLEARLY NEVER IS . DUDE HATES HIS JOB WITH A PASSION SO MUCH
Thanks for the vid. I really enjoy seeing dsp getting his ass handed to him.
Verrrrwwyy gwwoood Ack Ack Ack snort
"He ran away like a little bitch!"
*RESUMMONS PLAYERS*
Probs to whyyounopancake, respect ✊
Respect back my man 👊
Remember everyone, This is a "legitimate pro gamer"
I actually want to see him homeless right now.
Phillbest I rarely ever wish ill will on people but Phil is truly such a scumbag he deserves to be homeless then maybe he'll learn to appreciate what he has in life
He will be once when net neutrality gets repealed.
Joe Walker exactly
I think it's enough that his life is a perpetual tragedy of the ego.
Though I am salty that he makes more money Let's Playing than I do. I guess I need to dig deep and REALLY bring the suck.
crash bandicoot my thoughts exactly. I see you on almost every thihydp video I see.
She looks so Disappointment to hear him talk XD
Pancake is the hero we need but don't deserve.
You’re my hero bro 😎
DSP must love food cause he always want the most delectable knuckle sandwiches made by Tony's hands.
That Intro though
How can he not know what the Seed of the Giants does so far into the game? That's like one of the starting gifts! Has he not at least looked through them?
I love the description
Nicely edited, very nice actually! Even thous this ain't stricly speaking Tihydp video its still one of the best Tihydp I watched really.
Hope you gonna do more in the future!
The first victory on ds2 was due to r1 spamming...and he actually thought...he could heal in the arena...
Phil knows he's wrong when he complains. He just thinks if he lies about his bad play it will somehow make it correct.
"The bottom line is, I can be good at games if I want to. That's why, 'oh no he sucks at metal gear', because I wasn't trying hard to do good at the game. I'm trying to have fun, that's the key here."
Okay, so the reason you were so shit at Metal Gear Solid 3 was because you were maximizing how much fun you were having? Is that why you spent the entire run raging about everything, is that what it looks like when you're having fun? You were just having so much fun with losing to Boss over and over that you refused to stop being frustrated and just play the game right and properly experience the magnificence of that fight, because that would have been less fun for you? Wow, DSP is the biggest masochist I've ever heard of. That actually explains a lot ...
Didn't realize he turned into a reverse haveljester at some point.
I feel bad for his Phantoms. They don't deserve that shit.
sick pvp montage my dude
35:00 OMG he pulled out the lightning to counter DSP XD
In chasm of the abyss yet has estus plus 1
47:00 I just realize what he's doing I can't stop laughing hahahha rip broken gear.
His dance you thought he was doing was a damage buff so yeah he hits hard
"Why can't the game just aim for me dood? *snort*"
She was way too good for him.
Oh my God this man's voice goes right through me
I blo-[ ]-cked man, c’mon!
He sounds just like Ben Shapiro. Both have extremely nasal, grating vocal tones.
1:11:58 to be fair, that was kind of a cheap backstab. Phil didn't heal in front of the guy, he was far enough away, it's just that healing in ds2 takes so long the invader was able to close the distance. Not only that, but he turned to face the guy and the game immediately turns him back around and gives the dude a backstab.
He didn't earn that. The game gave it to him. It's kinda cheap but since it's happening to DSP I don't mind it too much lol.
*v e r y* *g o o d*
15K views in two months! I really hope this means you will make more. Please?
i pretty late to this but i really like ur unique intro
For many years of watching DSP I thought it was acting. He's actually just this pathetic...
I skip a bit and see a black phantom curbstomping its target. I think it's phil. Then I see it was the ENEMY'S point of view. Now it all makes sense.
did he not seem to notice that whyyounopanke might have been a fan wanting to have fun with dsp
Shadow Strike he was, an obnoxious fan at that
Tomba Hat he's not a fan LMAO just some dks2 PvP hotshot that wanted to take the piss outta the PigRoach.
A "hotshot" that lost to DSP twice? I think they should probably hang up their title, that's fucking shameful
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To be fair, whenever he lost to DSP, it was because he was dicking around. He was using a shield and zero damage bombs at one point.
Phil runs away from every invader like a scared child.
loved the intro lmfao "i don't try to be good at games"
Ahh, dark souls. The only place where my character is nude yet still can kick ass